>> Speaker A: Check, check. >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Coming to you live. Perfect. Kpwx the bone. >> Speaker C: The bone. >> Speaker B: Welcome back to privy. Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded this week from my, uh, good friend. And, uh, it's close to the bathroom. We did our best. Uh, but we don't want to impose. And my whole setup is kind of what we like to call thrown, uh, together.
And so I, uh, personally was like, yeah, I'm going to do some property damage if I try to fit this table into the bathroom this week. So, um, we're right around the corner. The bathroom is not far away. Uh, I can sense its presence. I always can. Um, but I got to share real quick before, and you can feel free to just start telling me that you're ridiculous anytime you want. Uh, this week, I felt like I should get a trophy. Um, if we're playing, like, vidgy games or anything like that, I'd unlock
something. Um, but I did fart my wife awake. Oh, yikes. Yeah, it was totally accidental. And you're waking up for the day, and it hits you, and you just squeak one off. And this one was loud enough and long enough to where she did open her eyes and look over at me like, what are you doing? Um, and so, yeah, it's something else to be married to me. That's what we've learned. But, yeah, I just kind of feel accomplished in some ways and embarrassed in others, and that's all you can
do. Uh, but I have the honor this week of crashing and, uh, posting up and hanging out here, uh, in the Gavin cave. This is awesome. >> Speaker C: Best way to describe it. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Uh, this is a treat, because I'm used to know, first of all, tile floor, and I'm enjoying, like, I've shared often when I'm sitting doing the show, my feet fall asleep because of, like, when you're posted on the toilet for, like, an hour, it's, um, bad.
>> Speaker C: Uh, legs start to fall asleep. Yes, in the worst. Throne fatigue. >> Speaker B: Throne fatigue. I like it. Um, throne fatigue. Uh, have you seen those, like, squatty potties? Do you know what I'm talking about? >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: I've always been curious to try one of those. >> Speaker B: Me too. Um, one of my coworkers, she says that she has one for every bathroom in her house. Um, wow. And I think that's too much
dedicated, though. But is the thought that getting your legs up forces everything, flushes it all? I don't know. >> Speaker C: I think there's some science to it that I've seen in the short videos I've seen, but I've never tried one myself. >> Speaker B: If you're trying to prove. >> Speaker A: Well, yeah. >> Speaker B: So, uh, Gavin, thanks for having me. Um, and go ahead. I want you to just share who you are. What are you into?
>> Speaker C: Oh, what am I into? Well, obviously, you got past. My name is Gavin. 20, uh, eight years old. >> Speaker B: Not, um, single. >> Speaker C: Not single. Happily married. Um, just, uh, proud resident of the Portland metro area. Um, I love what they've done with the place, uh, up here. >> Speaker A: Um. >> Speaker C: It'S interesting being from a place now because my
wife and I like to travel. But usually when you travel, when you meet somebody new or something, like, know, the first thing they ask is, like, what do you do and where are you from? Stuff like that. And we're. We're. It used to know, we say, oh, we're from Portland. And people like, oh, I hear it's nice. Like, people bike and it's a little rainy, but that they have good food and all this other stuff, we'd be like, yeah, but now it's, uh. >> Speaker B: Oh, my. I'm so sorry.
>> Speaker C: How are you guys doing? That's usually what's followed up by now. And, uh, we saw that on the news. >> Speaker B: It's always good to be from a place that's on the news. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: So that's enough said on that. >> Speaker A: Uh. >> Speaker C: But other than, uh. Yeah, my wife and I been married five or so years. I got to know hunter, uh, uh, through college, the great Bible college, and, uh, one of your previous guests.
Austin. >> Speaker B: Yeah, the boner champ. >> Speaker C: Yeah, as he's known b champ for short. How did you originally, Austin? I were roommates. I think that's when you. >> Speaker B: Yeah, my crash course. And troubleshoot this. You were rooming with chase silver. >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. >> Speaker C: Freshman. >> Speaker B: And how I came to know you. Sorry, Chase, I don't even think you. Listen, I don't
care. Um, but Chase was trying to sell me some nonsense drink, um, and you weren't with him doing it, you know what I'm saying? But you were shortly in. >> Speaker C: I was there by default. >> Speaker B: Yeah, you were there as, like, morale and emotional support for your roommate. Um, but he came trying to pedal his wares, and that was my introduction to you. And I didn't know who you were. And then I just saw you around the dorm, and then, uh.
Yeah, the next thing I know, I'm having guffy problems with my rimming situation, which, looking back, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's mostly me. That's right. And then I'm like, I'm coming to their room for solace. >> Speaker A: That's right. >> Speaker C: We were the sanctuary. >> Speaker B: Yeah, you were the sanctuary for two parties, and it was conflicting, um, which. >> Speaker C: Was great entertainment for us.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: Uh, it's like getting a front row ticket. Maybe that's what a counselor's job is like. I don't know, but we weren't doing much counseling. I'm more stoked the fire. >> Speaker B: I think you guys actually did exactly what counseling is, um, which is, except for making a lot of money, um, I think you guys did exactly what counseling is, uh, which is listening to people talk about things that they're upset about or worried about.
>> Speaker C: Um, basically, yeah. >> Speaker B: Uh, every counselor is triggered. I do more than that. Anyway, um, so I have some questions, and I've already shared, like, feel free to pull the hatch anytime, but you have, um, spent time in, uh. I don't want to put your line of work, but how would you describe it to someone if you were like, ah, I want you to know what I do, but I don't want you to know the specifics. I want to know what I'm safe with.
>> Speaker C: What you're safe with. Safe word. Be safe word. I guess say, I'm in law enforcement. >> Speaker B: Perfect. Um, so in law enforcement, if you are out and about, like, and you're on duty, m and the urge strikes you, something that I've often wondered is, where do you go? Is the answer very simple, or do you go back to a facility, or go back to. Do you have, like, prearranged. >> Speaker C: I don't know. I could go on and on about this one.
>> Speaker A: Perfect. >> Speaker C: So what has helped me through this situation? The need to go, because everybody has to go. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: Um, I live by a simple motto, and, um, I usually teach it to new people when I'm training them and stuff like that. Uh, the motto is, the world is my bathroom. >> Speaker B: Perfect. Uh, I live by that, too.
>> Speaker C: I only can speak to the guys out of law enforcement, but the nice thing about being a male is, uh, it's easier to get the job done. >> Speaker B: Fair enough. >> Speaker C: But if we're talking, uh, I got to go. The need to go, uh, where I'm actually going to need to, uh, sit down to do big two. The big number two. You can find yourself in a pinch. >> Speaker A: Dang.
>> Speaker C: So, not always. Uh, do you have the convenience of being close to, um, the office that you work out of? >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: So sometimes you just got to tough it out, or sometimes you got to make a hasty plan. >> Speaker B: What is the hasty plan? >> Speaker C: So the thing is to start off, going to the bathroom while working is a little bit more of a complicated process in the first place.
Because, number one, it seems like every time that you need to do something, like, whether it's like, man, I really need to eat right now or I really need to go to the bathroom right now, it's somehow like somewhere in the universe of getting police calls, that's always when you're getting called to the next call or something like that. So that obviously can be a major inconvenience, trying to drive fast, uh, while you're like, man, I got to go. Uh, this could be
bad. But then also just by the gear that we wear, um, we wear a belt that has our tools and stuff like that on it. And those belts are held on by what they call belt keepers. So, um, basically, when you wear a duty belt for work, you wear, like, a normal belt, like anybody else would wear. And then you wear your duty belt over the top of it, which is a thicker, wider belt and usually more sturdy because it's carrying heavy stuff. Um, and then you run what's called belt keepers through it. So
those are like, uh, a thin. Since we wear all leather gear, it's like a thin piece of leather, huh? That runs through it. Between the belts? >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: It goes underneath the bottom belt and then snaps together. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker C: So it's basically to keep the belts together, because otherwise, if you're moving around or wrestling with somebody or something like that everywhere, yeah.
Your belt could be coming off, and that's the last thing you want to have happen. So you wear these things called belt keepers, and some people wear more. Some people wear. I wear four of them. So you wear, like, two in the front, two in the back, and that's what keeps everything together. But as you can imagine, if you're in a hurry, you got to undo. You got to undo those bad boys. And then also, you just have to be thinking about when you do do
your business. Not only are you having to concentrate on the normal things that go into the bathroom and getting off these belt keepers, but also you have to keep track of this duty belt that has your firearm on it and all other sorts of things that you don't want people to have. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker C: So, uh, there's been many circumstances where if there's a hook or something in a restroom,
that's great. But if the hook is way afar against the wall, you're thinking through all the bad things that could happen if someone busts down the door. So sometimes it's just like a matter of holding it. But if there's a well set up bathroom and you'll see it in most police stations they usually have a place to set that down. Uh, but um, those are all different things that you have to think about. Uh, yeah, that I guess normally person wouldn't think about.
But at this point, since I've been doing the job for a little while, you're pretty quick at getting those belt keepers off. I mean, I could just snap those bad boys off. >> Speaker B: On the way over here. So on my drive out, total honesty moment, I had to make a pit stop at McDonald's to do the number one. Is there any of that happening where it's just like, hey, I'm going in there and I'm hitting the stop and doing my deed and getting out of here?
>> Speaker C: Yes. Um, okay, there is that, um, a lot of uh, churches now, they set up what's called like a first responder rest area and basically, which is really cool, um, they give us a code to get into the back door of a church and then they have, ah, an area with a bathroom and then also an area that you could type reports and uh, some snacks and coffee and stuff like that. That's awesome. And so it's kind of gotten a little bit bigger. So there's now
like a network kind of of them. So it's good for us to know where those are because like I said, since we sometimes end up sometimes like over an hour away from the office, um, that's awesome. It's nice that you can uh, have those as a backup plan. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: But usually the last place like a last resort is either stopping at a rest area or um, going into McDonald's because unfortunately in my line of work when I go into like as a police officer,
it's like everybody's looking at you. It's the last place I want to go to. M especially if I'm doing that. But if it's number one, um, if I can sneak off into the bushes and since I work at night, it's pretty easy to sneak away. I'd much rather do that than bush peak. Go somewhere else. That's just personally, that's why I live by the motto of the world is my bathroom. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: As I drive around places, I'm like, if I see somewhere, I'm probably peed there.
>> Speaker B: That's a good spot. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Dang, man, I don't know what I expected you to say, but it wasn't that I really thought you were going to be like, yeah, you know what, Starbucks and these five places are the best places. And um, man, they don't tell you that, um, I think I'm going to start trying to do that more without. >> Speaker C: Cause, just by that. And if you think about it, it's natural.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: Um, like I said, I mean, as. >> Speaker B: Long as you're not exposing yourself. >> Speaker C: Yeah, as long as you're not exposing yourself. Be clever about it, but, uh, I don't think anybody's going to complain. >> Speaker B: Right. >> Speaker C: Uh, as long as you're doing it in a courteous location. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: I think we all have the wit to know where those are.
>> Speaker B: Well, and if you don't, huh? >> Speaker C: If you don't, well, you'll learn. >> Speaker A: Um. >> Speaker B: Again, this might be one of those questions, but, ah, has anybody that you have had to detain or whether it's like you had to tackle or had to do anything, has anybody ever messed their pants in the midst of that interaction? >> Speaker C: Interaction? >> Speaker A: Yeah.
>> Speaker B: Whether. My thought is, I don't even know if you use or have, um, but has anybody tased and just like, I. >> Speaker C: Haven'T run into someone losing control of their bowels in a deployment of a taser. But, uh, I've had multiple stories about, and not all of them are my own. And that's kind of the thing about the job is like, you share, um, them, you share stories, and that's just kind of how you get through your day, uh, is swapping stories.
The bathroom thing is interesting because it's almost like on a weekly basis that I'll stop somebody for doing something weird, like a traffic stop or whatever, and the first thing out of their mouth is, I got to go to the bathroom. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: And it's more than you'd think, right? >> Speaker B: Something like the high school kids I work with.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: So, number one, I wouldn't even think of that being, um, the first thing that would come out of my mouth if a police officer stopped me is like, I got to go. But I get that all the time. Um, and at the beginning, when I was really new, I was like, well, I guess he's just got to go. And so kind of let him and be like, hey, there's a McDonald's right there, or something like that.
>> Speaker B: But then I like, there's the bush. That's what I did. Figure it out. >> Speaker C: My naivety, I guess, uh, that's kind of, was kind of my approach. But then as time went on, I realized this is happening way too often that all these people are in a dire emergency. Um, so now I've kind of learned to filter
who really thinks. Like, if know the old lady that's maybe got a colostomy bag or something weird, like, okay, I probably believe you, but when it's just Joe blow, citizen, I'm like, I don't think that is a true emergency for you right now. >> Speaker B: You can hold it? Yeah, you'll manage. >> Speaker C: So I do run into that way more than you think. But, uh, in personal experience, do you have a couple of
stories? One would be, this didn't happen to me personally, but it happened to a guy I worked with. So, um, he had recovered a, uh, stolen vehicle. Um, and after they had, uh, gotten the guy who had stolen the vehicle all detained and everything like that, um, a normal thing, uh, to do is search the vehicle and everything like that, make sure there's nothing crazy in
there. So he's going through, like, a normal stolen vehicle or whatever, and he, uh, lifts the center console, and lo and behold, in that center console, uh, the guy had taken a giant dump. >> Speaker A: No way. >> Speaker C: Right there in the center console. Oh, my God. Yeah, almost just the last thing you'd think you'd see. Uh, but I guess when you got to go, you got to go. And if it's not your car.
>> Speaker B: Yeah. Imagine the person who has to take that to the cleaner person that details the car. It's like, hey, listen, right? We didn't do anything, but this is on just so you. >> Speaker C: I swear, this wasn't me. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: In that center console, there's more than we know how to handle. Um, we need your expertise. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
>> Speaker A: Wow. >> Speaker C: And then I guess another quick one is, um. Actually, I think it's the same guy. >> Speaker A: Gets. >> Speaker C: He's just had bad luck, but, uh, he was investigating, uh, an impaired driver, and he gets the guy out of the car or whatever, and before he's going to start this whole investigation, the. >> Speaker B: Guy'S like, I got to go. >> Speaker C: And he's like, all right. And, uh, he's
like, no, I got to go. And he's like, well, I guess you can go if you want. Or I prefer you to hold her. I don't know exactly what he said, uh, but the dude just dropped trowel in the middle of the roadway and just starts pooping. No
way. So how was described to me was, uh, he's like, okay, I guess this is happening right now in our patrol cars we carry around, they're kind of, like, paper towely sort of things that are used supposed to be for other messes, but, uh, this guy, a mess was unfolding, uh. >> Speaker B: Oh, my God. >> Speaker C: Straight in front of him. So he gave him a couple of those to try and clean up and then just continued on with his way.
But obviously, the people we're, uh, dealing with aren't of usually, uh, uh, queer mindset. >> Speaker B: Uh, yeah, often impaired. >> Speaker C: That is where we're at. >> Speaker B: Dang. >> Speaker C: But, uh, mostly I don't have that many people defecate themselves. Good, uh, term for that. When I'm interacting or in the back of my car when I'm taking to jail or something. I've had more the opposite. I've had people, uh, pee themselves, um, and then vomit.
>> Speaker A: Really? >> Speaker B: Yeah, which is probably like, are they, like, odd on something? >> Speaker C: Yeah, because people, um, freak out if they get stopped and they'll eat a bunch of drugs, which would make them either pass out or vomit. Uh, and then also if, uh, you're dealing with a bunch of intoxicated people, that is a natural reaction. So, yeah, they're going to urinate themselves sometimes. Oh, my God. Or vomit.
>> Speaker B: Make quite a mess, uh, in the squad car. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: So, fortunately, what? When we take them to the jail, the jails have people, uh, called trustees. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker C: And they're essentially. They're inmates. Well, I guess if you're not an inmate, I don't know what they technically consider you if you're at the jail, because if you go to a jail, if you're in a jail, you can't spend more than a year there, so
you're not in prison by the county. So, um, I guess you're an inmate, you're a prisoner or whatever it is. Anyways, there are people that have been there for a little while, uh, that have proven themselves trustworthy, hence the word trustee. Um, that they get to do some extra duties to get them kind of probably out of the cell or out of the commonary mingling with other people. So, anyways, they will come and, uh, clean out your car for you, um, if they're available. So that's
always really nice because then you're not having to do it. But there have been times that I've had to just got cleaned out yourself and what is going through your mind? You're like, this isn't what I thought I signed up for. But you also got to drive around on the car, so it's like you're going to want to drive around with that smell and scent. >> Speaker B: The rest you think. Some people are doing it on purpose, though. They get in the car and they're like, fine, I'll hit you with this.
>> Speaker C: Yeah, some of that is that they're just like, you know what? My night's already bud, so take this. >> Speaker B: That sucks. >> Speaker C: Um, some of them are just truly. >> Speaker B: They're too far gone to figure it out. It's like, no, I'm not waiting. We're doing this now. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Dang. >> Speaker B: See, man. Wow. Um, so do you have any stories either from growing up or. I mean, it can be anything but, like, bathroom,
uh, or things in the bathroom. It doesn't have to be, like, the toilet, but any sort of stories that you have. >> Speaker C: I mean, I think you kind of talked about, uh, where we went to school and how that we had. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: The big communal restrooms or whatever. >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: But my freshman year, we had, like, that private bathroom basically across the way from us. >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
>> Speaker B: Y'all were upstairs, right? >> Speaker C: Yeah, we were. You know, there's the normal college dorm room bathrooms or whatever where there's a lot of people, and maybe it was Austin that talked about that. He said that he doesn't like going to the bathroom around other people or whatever. I don't have any qualms with that. >> Speaker B: Yeah, um, you're normal. >> Speaker C: If I have a private, like, that's even better. But
it wasn't ours. But it was right across the room. Right across the hallway from our. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: So right across the hall. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: So literally in super close proximity. And we were like. Chase and I were always pretty courteous about if you'd use that,
you'd close the door or whatever, stuff like that. But people, uh, would routinely go there and just blow that thing up, and the scent would just naturally find its way all the way into our dorm room. And it was just constantly kind of having to explain. It seemed like explain to yourself to other people. That wasn't me, man. Someone just came and just blew this thing up. But I remember there was a bathtub in there, like, a jet tub, which was really random.
>> Speaker B: I was always told that was for the kids who played sports. That's what I was always told. >> Speaker C: They definitely weren't using it. But, uh, there was a tub in there, and I thought it was never cleaned. It was really gross. It was dust and stuff like that in there. And I'm already kind of grossed out by bats, but. >> Speaker B: Perfect. Uh, more on that in a moment. >> Speaker C: Someone, towards the end of the year was like, yeah, I
just went and took a bath in the jet tub. It was awesome. Or whatever. I was like, that thing's just been sitting there this whole year. Like, no janitor's cleaned that. I haven't cleaned it. >> Speaker B: Half the people don't even know it's there. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: And I just was like, I don't remember who it was. But I remember that someone did. Towards the end there. I was like, oh, that's. >> Speaker B: Someone's really itching for a shower.
>> Speaker C: Yeah, that's not right. >> Speaker A: Uh, yeah. >> Speaker B: What a disaster. Wow. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: So one of the things that I thought about this is your relationship with coffee. >> Speaker C: Yes. >> Speaker B: So you like myself, and I think you actually might be more of, like. You probably got this more dialed in than I do. >> Speaker C: You're sole addict, is that what you mean?
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, so have you noticed how has the coffee world interacted with the bathroom world for you? Because for me, it's a mutual relationship. They coincide directly. >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker B: Um, best friends. >> Speaker C: Uh, never more of a true statement. The thing with coffee is we all love it. I mean, I guess not everybody loves it. >> Speaker B: Well, all the people who get it love it.
>> Speaker C: Um, so I drink a lot of coffee. Anybody who does drink a lot of coffee knows how it reacts with their body. And it does seem, I mean, especially that first cup of the day. It seems like it's almost coincides with when you've taken the almost last sip. It's either last sip or first sip. >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: Uh, sometimes it's both or sometimes it's both. It's not usually mid cup. It's usually last sip or first sip.
Uh, where you've either polished it off or that, as soon as that just sweet nectar has reached your lips. Yeah, you got to go. >> Speaker B: The bean juice delight. >> Speaker C: And, uh, it's also amazing. I don't know, I think that that's. >> Speaker B: A great one might say it's literally God intended it. >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: I mean, it is a natural supplement of this world, and, uh, completely natural and organic. And I think it's a diuretic.
And, uh, it's my laxative. It's nature's laxative, and that's why I choose to use it. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: So then follow up question. That definitely is going to cross the line, uh, which is, have you ever? So, one of my things that I'm noticing recently is that I'll have so much coffee in the morning that that first big pea urination of the day. It smells like a cup of coffee. Yes, I have encountered this, and it's uncanny.
And, uh, I will share first and feel free to be like, whoa, get out of my house. Um, I have often thought, and I never would, would it taste like coffee since it smells so much? No, I'm not going to do that. But the thought has come into my brain of giving that a little. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Is it like sip? How concentrated are we here? >> Speaker C: It makes you wonder I mean, because urine is sterile, they say.
>> Speaker B: Well, and bear Grylls used to just, like, suck it straight out of the bladder. >> Speaker C: It might have a hint of it. I mean, if you think of. If you have asparagus. Yeah, that's rank. And that'd be a whole nother topic. There is what the science? >> Speaker B: What sort of nutrients? Oh, yeah, the other one that gets me just like, cheerios. Dude, you eat a big bag of cheerios. It makes your pea smell. There must be m. It's wild.
>> Speaker C: It smells like, uh, oats, something in there. But, yeah, that's always a true tell. I know if I've had probably more than my fair share, more than my servings worth of coffee in the day, uh, if I'm starting to smell it coming, uh, out one of the ends of the body, you're like, well, I should probably dial it back a little bit here. Maybe we're on cup four or five at this point. And you
know what? But that's the great thing about coffee, is I feel like it's so much controlled, much more controlled doses of caffeine compared to. Especially in my line of work, a lot of guys are living off of caffeine and energy drinks and stuff like that. And I figure I really don't drink energy drinks, um, unless I'm really desperate. I figure if I stick it straight to coffee, at least it's not like an energy drink, which is probably, like, six cups of coffee at once. >> Speaker A: Right.
>> Speaker C: I'm, like, portioning it out throughout the day. >> Speaker B: Well, I think you also like coffee. I do enjoy it, yeah. >> Speaker C: Some people don't like it, and that's fine. >> Speaker B: If you enjoy it, it's fine. >> Speaker C: M we can get along. >> Speaker B: But I just find that people that don't like. Does your wife like coffee? >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: Shakes. >> Speaker A: Perfect.
>> Speaker B: I'll speak as loud as I was then. Um, yeah, I find that people that don't like coffee have to let the people who do like coffee know about how it's a drug, and, like, oh, you're addicted, right? >> Speaker C: While they're drinking a glass of green. >> Speaker B: Tea, while they're drinking some other caffeinated something, their refresher. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: Thing. >> Speaker B: Stuff in it. Wow. Ah, there it is.
>> Speaker C: Um, yeah, I love it. >> Speaker B: Do you all ever mess with each other in the bathroom? Um, because I don't want to speak for you, but you all don't seem like the type that would get super malicious with something like that. >> Speaker C: We didn't. And that's what always surprises people. Yeah, people always hear, because I grew up with two other brothers, and I'm the middle brother, that. Oh, man, it must have been just fights all the time and just full on
just prank wars and all this other stuff. And it's like, yes, there was maybe a little bit of that or a little bit of the normal argument, but for some reason, we weren't, like, we didn't mess with each other too much. I mean, there was a little bit. >> Speaker B: Of that, but not, like, a healthy amount. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: The closest thing I can think to that is that just since we shared a bathroom was,
uh. And I'm sure you're familiar with this, but if you've ever taken a shower immediately after someone has destroyed the bathroom, whether it's you or somebody. >> Speaker B: Oh, yes. >> Speaker C: You get this unique fog of war that combines with the fumes and, uh, that's unpleasant. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: My thing is, once that damp m air mixed with smell, it settles into the towels. That's what happens, really.
>> Speaker C: So that's how you're starting your day. That is. And that's not a great place to be. I mean, it's not as bad probably as if, uh, you've already gotten in the shower, and then you realize, like, oh, no, I got to poop. And you got to make that tactical decision of, do I have time to get out and just go ahead and poop and then restart this whole process over again? >> Speaker B: So this will bring me to one of my. Like, I have some questions that I ask everybody.
Um, and one of them is, have you ever performed a waffle stomp? >> Speaker C: Uh, no, I have not. >> Speaker B: Um, and then, I guess, caveat. Would you perform a waffle stomp? It's fine. If not, um, in fact, you're healthy. If not, I believe. >> Speaker C: But if I needed to, I would. I would do what needs to be. >> Speaker B: Look like an OJ Simpson. >> Speaker C: If I did know if the gloves happened to fit, yeah, I would have to do it.
>> Speaker B: It's all shrunk, though. >> Speaker C: No, because I have been in a situation through my life where one would maybe need to be performed. Um, but I'm usually operating at, uh, that scale. >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. >> Speaker C: Uh, I'm operating at, like, one, two, three kind of routinely. >> Speaker A: Oh, really? >> Speaker C: Usually? >> Speaker B: Are you talking like it's pretty thin?
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Okay, perfect. >> Speaker C: So the times that has happened, and I think that's usually probably because I was sick or something wasn't going right. And usually, if something isn't going right, you're usually at a one or two or whatever. So the times that there's been a close call or, like, maybe that wasn't a fart. Yeah, it's gone down pretty easily.
>> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: Like I said, if it needed to be done, it needed to be done. >> Speaker B: I think I'm with you because I definitely operate in a more thin existence. >> Speaker C: Um, which is a good. Probably. >> Speaker B: I think it's the coffee. Coffee helps it. >> Speaker C: Colon helps. >> Speaker B: Uh, yeah. Gut health activity. Um, well, good. Um, to know, while we're on the topic
of showers, have you ever taken a dark shower? Do you remember this? This was like a thing at Corbin for a minute. >> Speaker C: I think I was introduced to it there. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker B: Because that's where I learned about it, and it's my go to. I only take dark showers now. Um, to the point where people are like, you're crazy, I can't see. It's like, no, not seeing is the fun of it. It's the enjoyment. >> Speaker C: Yes, I'm a fan, uh, of
them on my current schedule. Now, since I work at nighttime, I'm not having to wake up. Usually super early to go to work when I do like them is if I have to wake up early. >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker C: If it's an early morning shower. And, um, you're kind of already in the. Just that fog in the morning, dark shower comes in clutch. >> Speaker B: Absolutely.
>> Speaker C: Um, and your eyes adapt, so even if there's a little bit of light poking in under the door or something like that, that's enough to feel your. >> Speaker B: Way around in the morning. It really transitions you from being asleep to awake. It's kind of like having been given birthed. >> Speaker C: Yes, that's what I was thinking. >> Speaker B: You've been birthed. >> Speaker C: Yeah. It's like a bathtub birth. Every morning. >> Speaker A: Yes.
>> Speaker C: You're born again? Uh, every morning. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: You've been baptized. >> Speaker C: He christens me on my way out. >> Speaker B: Yes, son. Um, well, perfect. Uh, have you ever eaten or drank anything in the shower? Uh, a couple. Few things that I've come to gather as people have shared, like, yeah, this is my thing. Um, a cold soda. I got a homie, he's just like, yeah, dude, I get off work. Cold
soda in the shower. It's my thing. Um, and then the other one is an orange that you just eat like an apple, and all of the fluids just go in all of the places and you don't worry about it. >> Speaker C: Um, yes, huge, perfect, huge fan of cold beverage in the shower. >> Speaker A: Dang. >> Speaker C: Really? Yeah, I've tried that. Um, it's not like I would do it routinely, um, but it's given the opportunity. Have I had a cold
beverage? Wow, it's pretty nice. Yeah, I think it's the opposite thing that's working and then also just. It's almost that this shouldn't be possible. I think it's one of those it feels world things. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: It feels off limits. >> Speaker B: I don't know if you've ever, like. So this moment was in college for me know, mom and dad, they always tell you, like, oh, you can't have this for.
>> Speaker A: Yep. >> Speaker B: And there was that moment where it was when I was in the townhouse with Travis and Chad. And I just remember the day where I don't even know what I ate, but it was like dessert that I had for breakfast, and I was like. >> Speaker C: Like, piece of chocolate cake for breakfast. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: It's like, this is off waiting.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Isn't somebody supposed to show up and tell me to stop? Like, God, no, m. Yeah, I think. >> Speaker C: That'S what it's that and the opposites, I think, that really gets you. But you got to act quick because. >> Speaker B: Uh, it's getting warm. >> Speaker C: That drink is going to warm up. Um, have you tried it? >> Speaker B: So I did a juice box after my homie told me,
which. Those don't hold up well in the shower. The cardboard is not meant for that much wet. >> Speaker C: I mean, it does have, like, some wax. >> Speaker B: So I just drank it real quick. Just squash it down. Popsicle is the thing that I've hit the, um, popsicle in the shower, especially if it's one that it's on the stick and not in the tube of stuff. Um, because you don't have to worry about it dribling everywhere. I don't know. >> Speaker C: Yeah, that actually seemed nice.
>> Speaker B: Um, you've already shared a little bit, but go ahead and, uh, you can explain yourself. And you're not explaining it to me because I agree wholeheartedly. But you're not a fan of baths. >> Speaker C: No. >> Speaker B: So why is that? Because I agree with you. I'm not either. >> Speaker A: Uh uh. >> Speaker C: I don't like the fact that you're getting in the bath to get clean, but yet you're sitting in your own filth.
>> Speaker B: Yes. >> Speaker C: Uh, my wife loves baths. >> Speaker B: Same here. >> Speaker C: She doesn't take them every day, but she'll take them every once in a while. >> Speaker B: It's a treat. >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: It's a treat for herself, a bath. But I probably haven't taken a bath in years. Maybe since I was a kid. >> Speaker B: I was going to say I'm confident I was a child.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: And it was a situation that was probably getting the bath. You haven't taken a bath in six days. >> Speaker B: Yeah, I'm pretty sure last time I had a bath, my cousins and I ran in the mud, and my parents were like, no. Yeah, you need to get clean, get in there. >> Speaker C: Which, speaking of that, and not to go too much off topic, and since you've got a couple of kids. Huh, why is it that kids don't like baths or showers?
>> Speaker B: I think from what I can tell, well, it's probably more than two things, but the top two things that I've observed is, number one, that activity is taking away from some other activity that they want, whether it's, I want to watch TV or I want to just play. >> Speaker C: Right? >> Speaker B: Um, and it doesn't happen often. It happens probably.
I mean, there's probably some perfect parent that's giving their kid a bath every day, but realistically, it's probably happening at most every other day, probably once every two or three days. And it happens just seldom enough to where the kids are like baths again. But I had plans to go play Legos or go do this. Um, and then the other thing, and I think this is a shower thing. Um, we've transitioned both of our kids to showers early because I've
noticed this. Um, there's a sensory thing that happens with showers. I think if you wait too long, I don't know. I'm not a psychologist, I'm not a doctor. They can shout at me some other time, but if you wait too long, the idea of the shower water hitting you, there's a sensory, like, I don't like the water hitting me. And then you get these adult children that are, like, 20, and they're like, I don't like showers. Uh, it's sensory. It hurts my skin.
>> Speaker C: It's like, okay, well, some sensitive skin. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: But for me, honestly, I think it's a time thing. I've convinced my son that you don't have to spend 20 minutes in there. Uh, you can get in shower, rinse off, if you want to play in the bath, you got some time, and then you're out. And honestly, he's able to lock it down in five minutes now, where he's like, yes. And I'm right back to what I was doing.
>> Speaker C: Okay, so I guess that makes sense to me, because kids are more focused in the now. >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: And they're like, hey, I can't play games right now because I got to do this dumb bath. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker B: The other thing is, kids love baths. Uh, most kids, you get them in the bath, and you toss a toy in there, and they're set, man, they're. >> Speaker C: Ready to go, like this local swimming pool.
>> Speaker B: And then it's like, hey, you got to get out. You look like a raisin. Like, get out of the tub. Um, and then you're fighting the other direction where it's like, do you remember, like, 40 minutes ago when you didn't want to do this? >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: All I want for you is to go back to that. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker B: Um, but, yeah, as far as I can tell, that's what's going on. >> Speaker A: Uh, okay.
>> Speaker C: Which, speaking of that. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: Do you have any good stories of, uh, where the bath has now become a toilet? >> Speaker B: Oh, 100%. Um, I'm pretty confident that both of my children, um, have pooped in the toilet. And the thing about it is, they never do it towards the end where it would be convenient. And you're like, well, we were mostly done. We'll
just scoop out, run the water down. It happens, like, right at the beginning, and they get in, and it's, like, warm, and it's like, uh. >> Speaker C: And that's when the water is most soluble. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And it just disperses. And so usually. What happened? Uh, my wife, uh, she often is the bathing. She's doing most of the bathing. Uh, nowadays, it's really just our daughter, because our son, he's kind of self service.
>> Speaker C: He's kind of self service. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: But I remember, I'm pretty sure it was my son when he was little. Got him in the bath, and it's almost like he touched the water and just. And you just see it's floating everywhere, and it's like, well, take him out. Set him here. He's got it on his leg. It's the worst. Um, and then you run it down. You're trying to stop it to put it in the toilet,
man. Yeah, just a runaway log, actually, if somebody wants to make some fish net type thing for bathtubs for when kids do that. Um, yeah, peeing is more like. They pee a lot at first, and then eventually they learn, because whenever they peer poop in there, it doesn't happen more than a handful of times because they have to be taken out, and it's cold, and they're like, I hate this. I want nothing more to be back in. >> Speaker C: So this is almost a, uh, potty training.
>> Speaker B: Yeah. The going in the bath, they kind of learn it now. If you let them stay in there, they'd probably go like, uh, yeah, this was good because I'm sure there's, like, some sort of parenting trick where it's like, well, if you just let them sit in, it's fine. Um, but, yeah, it's weird. Yeah, definitely has happened. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: They almost need some sort of, uh, you know how they kind of like, uh, dredge rivers or lakes?
Some sort of bathtub. Yeah, some sort of bathtub dredging device that just, uh, you hit the button. >> Speaker B: Oh, I'm confident that they make some sort of, like, drop down net thing. Yeah, we're going to catch all of it. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Even if it was just for bath toys as they go. Those get gross, by the way. The inside of them. You got to swap those out every couple of months. >> Speaker C: Uh, because just a bacteria, you can.
>> Speaker B: Never get all the water out. And you can kind of start to see the black, like, ick. >> Speaker C: Yeah, that doesn't sound good. >> Speaker B: Yeah, you go and you see, like, if you ever don't do this, but do it. Like, if you go to people's house who have kids, just take a peek at those bath toys, I guarantee you're going to see something weird going.
>> Speaker C: And would that be weird, though, if you imagine someone walks in on you in the bathroom and here you are. >> Speaker B: You'Re staring up the back end of some rubber duck, like, uh. Oh, no, this isn't good. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Uh, you all need to change these out.
>> Speaker C: Yeah, I don't think that would go over now. I mean, I know I'd be in free reign at your place, but if someone didn't have full context for that, uh, I don't know if I'd be invited back. >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker C: Uh, but also, is it your duty for the health of those kids to inspect? >> Speaker B: I'm calling child services. >> Speaker C: There's black mold going inside. >> Speaker B: You got black mold in the rubber duck? Uh, no.
I'm sure it's healthy and safe. The thing is, kids get access to just all sorts of weird, unsanitary things that as I look back, I'm like. >> Speaker C: How am I alive? >> Speaker B: How did I not contract some weird bacteria? Um, but gosh, they're, like, resilient. It's all get out. It's crazy. They'll get sick. And they're like, next day they're fine. And then, like, an adult gets sick and it's like, yeah, it's been a week and a half and I'm still feeling it.
>> Speaker C: I don't know. >> Speaker B: They're built different, for sure. So, um, what type of toilet paper do you all get on? >> Speaker C: I personally am not picky. Um, in terms of toilet paper, I recognize the differences between a single ply, um, at a public location versus, um, bad. The nice charmin
triple ply. I could lay my head on this sort of ply so I do appreciate the differences between the two, but I'm just not like, if I end up in a single ply situation, which is actually fairly common, because pretty much anywhere that's a business has got single ply. >> Speaker B: M they ain't stock any good stuff. >> Speaker C: So whether, um, usually, like the gym, my gym has single ply, my, ah, work has single ply pretty much everywhere. So I've been a single ply situation a
lot. I just make up for it by using more. >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker B: You just double up. >> Speaker C: And then it makes you wonder, do they know this, whoever's making this business decision? Or do they just go, you know what? The people that are going to use a ton are going to use it regardless. I don't know.
>> Speaker B: So I asked that of a custodian, um, and he told me that they do know that people are just going to use more, but that they don't care because the thought is that somebody knowing that there's single ply in that bathroom, they're just going to wait to go home. And so it's actually to drive people away. Um, wow. And so then I react to that. And, um, if you care deeply about the environment, now might be the good time to skip ahead. But, um, sometimes I'll regularly, like,
not anymore, because I don't have time for this. But I used to just take a big old line of it and just stick the end of the toilet and just flush and watch it suck the toilet paper down like a big tongue, just like, hey, later. That's a tree and a half. No. Um. Yeah. >> Speaker C: To fully answer your question, that's what you're getting at. What are we as a house? >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: What do you, um. >> Speaker C: My wife is more picky than I am.
She's not picky on the brand. She's just picky on how, uh, supple the paper is. >> Speaker B: Supple. >> Speaker C: So there's been many times that I've bought the wrong one because I more look at the price and I'm, um, like, that looks like a good deal, and I'm getting a lot of it. Um, and I know it's not like industrial grade, but, uh, she prefers it to be more soft. So usually we're not like picking on the brand. Usually it's like whatever, uh, Kroger's charmin.
>> Speaker B: Kroger, Charmin, Kroger, Charmin. >> Speaker C: Uh, but I do appreciate a. Yeah. >> Speaker B: Soft piece of paper, especially when you ain't paying for. Yeah, that's it. >> Speaker C: And that's what you can appreciate if you're at somebody else's house. >> Speaker B: So what I learned. So Austin shared, he's only like, he's. He's mad if you don't have charmin. Well, like, exclusive. And so if I gotta go, I'm gonna go to his house.
>> Speaker C: I might have to keep that in mind. >> Speaker B: Yeah, he's got the deluxe paper. Um, and then as far as toilet paper, are you all going over or under on that roll? >> Speaker C: Uh, it needs to be over. >> Speaker B: Okay. Does it need to be? Or is it like. >> Speaker C: I'm not that OCD that if I go somewhere and I'm like, this is upsetting, would you fix it? Uh, no, I wouldn't fix it. Um, but if I'm putting on the role, it's
going over. And I didn't really come to that realization until, uh, I worked somewhat in housekeeping for a little while. I worked for a retirement home in college. >> Speaker A: Uh. >> Speaker C: Uh, let's see. So it was a nice one that the first one I worked at, people were independent, right? So it basically was like living in a community, and basically all your needs are met for you or whatever, so you don't have to think about it. So anyways, I had gotten onto their
housekeeping service after a little while. So basically, you were, like, doing what they do in hotels pretty much for these people, which is fine. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: Um, but I learned a lot of great, uh, skills, uh, in terms of how to fold sheets super effectively or, like, a big quantity. And anyways, that's where I learned. Onto the, uh, toilet
paper is that's how they trained you. They said it always goes over, and then you always do the little crease, the little fold? >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker B: Uh, so they are brainwashing people. >> Speaker C: Maybe. >> Speaker A: I don't know. >> Speaker C: That's just the hospitality thing, I think, is where it comes from. So ever since I learned that, I. >> Speaker B: Um, was like, that's awesome.
>> Speaker C: So I would do that in every room or whatever. And ever since then, I've done the rogas over the top. And then, you know what? That skill, though, came in handy because when I went through the police academy, um, uh, they were, like, super strict about how clean your room had to be and all this other stuff. Um, and that was one of the requirements was when they went and checked on your room, the toilet paper roll, it had to be facing outward.
>> Speaker B: It did not have to be facing over. >> Speaker C: It had to be, uh, kidding me. It needed to be creased. Um, it was down to, like, they had a manual for how your room was supposed to be kept, and that was in there. I wish I could probably find it. Um. >> Speaker B: Oh, my goodness. >> Speaker C: That came in handy. I was like, oh, this is no big deal for me. I've been here before. Uh, I'm just going to keep doing the thing I've been doing for a while.
>> Speaker B: Gosh, I can't believe that they cared. I'm convinced it doesn't matter. I just throw the thing, huh? >> Speaker C: No, they cared about a lot. I mean, your bed had to be like, they get out a ruler and it had to be like a certain amount of inches from the top, and then the top fold had to be a certain amount or whatever. It's not really a big deal once you learn how to do it, but, man, little things like that. >> Speaker B: That is crazy. Um, well, there you go.
Um, as far as soap, are you a bar soap or liquid soap, lad? Which are you? >> Speaker C: Um, mostly liquid soap. I've dabbled in both. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker C: But I mostly used, mostly use liquid soap just for the convenience factor. Yes. Um, the thing that draws me back about bar soap is that I don't like the mess that it creates in the shower. >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: Because either you have to have one.
>> Speaker B: Of those little stations. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: So that's an extra thing to put in the shower. And I don't know about you, but there's already enough things in there that if you take a quick turn in that shower and I don't have, you're. >> Speaker B: Going to skeet everything off with your elbow.
>> Speaker C: If you've just got the standard american tub shower combo, um, there's not a whole lot of real estate in there, so, yeah, if you take a quick turn, something spooks, you feel a soft breeze on your neck. >> Speaker B: God forbid there's a spider somewhere in the shower. >> Speaker C: Stuff's going everywhere. So anyways, that's one more thing to fly. >> Speaker B: Um, it's that sticky residue goo. >> Speaker A: Yeah.
>> Speaker C: So that's the main reason. It's the mess that it can create that I got to clean that up. Um, that's really the main thing. It's a convenience thing. I'm not, like, opposed. It's not going to throw off my day. If someone gifted me some bar soap or whatever, I'm going to use it. It'd be kind of a weird gift. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: It's like, hey, what are you trying to say with this? You could just talk to me about it.
>> Speaker A: No. Yeah. Dang. Okay. >> Speaker B: Liquid soap. That's the appropriate answer. Uh, do you have any bathroom pet peeves? I mean, you've shared the goopy stuff, but is there anything else that happens in the domain of the bathroom. That is like, this is unacceptable. I, um, just struggle with this. >> Speaker C: So I did have one in mind. It has to do with traveling.
>> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker C: So why is it every time you get onto an airplane that there's somebody, literally you have hardly even taxied on the Runway and someone's already got to use the bathroom? And I'm like, were you not just in the airport with the rest of us, access to a bathroom every 20ft. >> Speaker B: That isn't going to fill up. >> Speaker C: Right. And it's not that, hey, yes, you got to go to the
bathroom, whatever. It's not that I care that they're using the best room. It's that it's the process that it takes, especially if you're at the end the row seat that uh, now everybody's got to stand up and then you got to make your merry way down the aisle. And I, ah, think it's inconsiderate. Yeah, I think it's actually mostly irresponsible that they couldn't manage their time. >> Speaker B: Irresponsible.
>> Speaker C: Um, I get if someone maybe had like it was a layover and they had to go plane to hop and I have done that before and that is not a fun experience that you're running, you're running to the next one and you weren't able to time your meals and stuff like that. So you get on the next flight like hungry and all this stuff. I know this is not really huge problems, but. No, but uh, if that's
the situation, I would understand it. Maybe they should have some sort of admonishment when you get on the plane. >> Speaker B: If I was a pilot, like, figure it out, bud. >> Speaker C: I'd be like, hey, look, I uh, know for seat, I'd maybe even call out the seats. You are exempt or maybe a pass that you give them. >> Speaker B: You get to poop as much as you want if you're in this row, right? >> Speaker A: Uh, yeah. >> Speaker C: Because you've uh,
been having a terrible travel experience today. So we're going to try and make it for you. But if you're fresh on that plane, if it's a two hour or less flight, in my personal opinion, no one should be using the bathroom.
>> Speaker B: So I think what you're describing is the person that you're sitting outside the gate and you're chilling on your phone, you're like getting your bag ready and you can see the person and they're like sitting there and they're just like sipping a sipping and they're putting away 16 to 24oz of coffee real fast and they're the ones that gets up and they're like, well, yeah, of course. They turn the light off and I immediately have to go. That's the culprit?
>> Speaker C: Yes. It's just someone has mismanaged their time. And, uh, I think it's just the whole experience of having to get up and get out. Like, I don't mind doing it. I get it if it's like three or four hour flight that someone's got to go, but it just is such an inconvenience. >> Speaker B: But, like, figure it out, right? >> Speaker C: I mean, just be a little uncomfortable like the rest of us. Um, and then just take care of it when you get off.
I guess if you can afford first class, then it's probably a little bit easier up there. But not in coach, man. We're all just kind of suffering through it together. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: The woes of coach. >> Speaker C: Yes. So that would probably be a bigger. That thing always, every time we fly, that's something that's grinding my gears. >> Speaker B: Is Bailey just sitting there like, she's. >> Speaker C: Like, just let it go.
>> Speaker B: Yeah, it's fine. You're going to be okay. >> Speaker C: And I'm like, no, that person. And somebody needs j one's one more bathroom trip about hearing about it. Yeah, that's something for me. But other than that, uh, if someone blows up a bathroom or something like that, that doesn't offend me. Like, what happens? Uh, I don't need any sort of explanation, uh, from somebody because I know that I'm probably just about to blow it up myself, too. That
doesn't bug me. But, uh, one thing that is kind of weird. I don't know if you go through this weird, it's probably some human psychology thing, but if you're using a stall and say you're the only one in the bathroom, you're using a stall, someone comes in there to say, use the urinal. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: And you just wrapped up, you're done. You could
flush, you could stand up and go out of there. Do you exit the stall with them still at the urinal or about to wash their hands, or do you just go and let them finish up and then you make your exit? Uh, do you ever time your exits from the stall is more of my question. >> Speaker B: I only time my exits if there was significant amounts of noise being made that I know they heard. >> Speaker C: Collateral damage.
>> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker B: If I have to face the person that heard me, like, because when you fart into the toilet bowl, it's got reverb. >> Speaker C: Right. >> Speaker B: And so if I know that they heard it sometimes I'll, like, I think I used to. Nowadays, my life is spent so often around and about and just generally thinking on bathrooms that it's like, I don't know what you want from me. Um, you just go and make. This is my
existence now. Uh, yeah, but I definitely know what you're saying. >> Speaker C: Um, yeah, because I will time my exit. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: If someone has just entered the bathroom. And like I said, it's probably a personal thing. I, uh, will wait for them to go ahead and finish up, wash their hands, get out of there and then make my exit. Um, if they have just entered, maybe I'll just go ahead and make my. >> Speaker B: Give them the time that they need.
>> Speaker C: Uh, yes. Another thing I had. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: Have you ever heard of a courtesy flush? >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. >> Speaker C: Have you ever talked about that? >> Speaker B: I, um, haven't yet. It's on the docket. So where are you at on a. Are you, like, a regular courtesy flush guy? >> Speaker C: I'm very pro.
>> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker C: Um, if I'm at home, no, there's no need for it, at least in my current living arrangement, because my wife and I. Yeah. And we have other bathrooms. I was more. Meaning we've got multiple bathrooms. No, I mean, go use a different one. >> Speaker B: My wife deals. >> Speaker C: Yeah. Um, but, uh, if I'm in a public area or, like, say, a shared bathroom or something like that where I know someone else might be coming in
there. As soon as the sludged has reached the porcelain, I'm going hitting that flush handle, dang. Right away. And I found that that can almost eliminate any sort of odor. Foul, unpleasant odor, almost instantaneously neutralizes it. So I think I've realized that's where the odor comes from. Is it from just sitting? Just sitting, yeah. And if you can neutralize that thing fast, it's almost a non issue. >> Speaker B: Uh, this is the weird. I'm not a courtesy flusher for a smell. I'm a
courtesy flusher for the sound. So I will hit the flush and I will time that flush for the exact release of everything. And so it just. Oh, he flushed the toilet. And there's, like, heinous things happening in that flush time. >> Speaker C: It's like cover fire. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: We're laying down, uh, an overtrack to cover up the mess that's happening. Um, it's kind of like auto tuning your bathroom situation.
>> Speaker C: That's great. I might have to use that, too, especially if you got a nice prolonged. Because some public ones have got a nice. It's a good minute long process. >> Speaker B: If you get one of those sloan automatic flushers you can just kind of reach back and hit the little button. >> Speaker C: Just. >> Speaker B: And that's when you go. You just let it all fly. The worst, though, is when you do that and you're just a little
off, and then it's just ending. And then that's when the end of the happens. And then it's like, well, now I'm made. Like, they know exactly what I'm about. >> Speaker C: Um, it's about to happen. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Uh, well, cool. Now we know what gets you all fired up. Um, I meant to ask this, on the toilet paper, how many sheets are you using when you flood? Like when you wipe? Or does it just like. It depends. We're just rolling this thing up, I don't think.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: I'm never counting the sheets, but if I had to estimate, uh, per capita how many sheets I use, I'd say like four or five or six or so. Somewhere around there. >> Speaker B: Per white. Yeah, that's the norm. That's about the norm, yeah. I've been explained to me that I'm a freak. I'm on record saying that you can do this in three. >> Speaker C: I believe it can be done. If it's a charmin.
>> Speaker B: If it's like a Costco, baby, that Costco bog roll, is it. >> Speaker C: It's pretty supple, though, right? >> Speaker B: It's not bad. It's not bad. >> Speaker C: It's probably about what we're working with here. >> Speaker B: It's good stuff. Yeah. Um, well, cool. You can do it with three, I'm convinced. Unless it's exceptionally wet, and then you just add an extra.
>> Speaker C: It is something that goes through my mind if I'm in a charmin household. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And you know when you are. >> Speaker C: If this wasn't sponsored by Charmin, those. >> Speaker B: Big, red, beautiful bears. >> Speaker C: When you're in a charmin household, you know you're in a place of beauty. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Uh, they shop at hobby Lobby. They have to. It's required.
>> Speaker C: Um, I am conscious of sometimes on that first roll, you're like, whoa, whoa. I need to dial it back. >> Speaker B: There's a lot going on here. >> Speaker C: I'm not working with my usual quantities here. And there's a lot of paper between my hands. And so sometimes I've had to backtrack and be like, I'm going to turn this into two wipes. >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: Which is a responsible thing to do. Uh, the
damage can be reversed a little bit. Now, the irresponsible thing would be like, well, I'm just going to send it anyway. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Or to crumple it up and throw it in the trash next to you. It's like you don't even care. Um, you hate me. >> Speaker C: You're right. That's terrible. So I think you just have to adapt by the situation you're in, because if you're. Like I said, we talked about the single ply, then I don't even know how many, um.
>> Speaker B: Who cares? Yeah, absolutely. Single ply. You just got to keep spinning. >> Speaker C: Uh, but you mentioned the automatic flushers, so you have good luck with those. >> Speaker B: They flush every time when I don't want them to. Like, uh, you shift and it goes, and it's the worst. >> Speaker C: Okay, I was curious if. I'm sure most people deal with that.
>> Speaker B: And the worst is, like, when you're trying to flood, like, wipe, and then it goes and it splashes your hand because you're wiping. It's like, can we not. >> Speaker C: It's a bidet experience that you didn't ask. >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. >> Speaker A: Um. >> Speaker C: They call that the poor man's bidet. >> Speaker B: Yeah, the poor man's bidet. What's Jerry doing on the drinking fountain? Oh, no. >> Speaker C: Well, at least he's clean.
>> Speaker B: Yeah, can we get the pressure turned up on the bidets? That was a drinking fountains bud. Um, man, thanks for having me over, uh, and hanging out and getting some grub. I'm going to do the shameful end of the episode thing that I told. I think it was Austin. I feel like when you see a dog taking a poop in their yard, like, in your yard, and you're like, yep, there he is. And he's, like, awkwardly, like, squatting. Uh, that's
how I feel every time I do the outro stuff. So, um, feel free to say whatever. Uh, but, yeah, thank you all for listening. Uh, as always, we'd like to thank Kevin McLeod for the use of bar room ballet as the intro and outro music. You can find Kevin's music at, ah, incompetent.com, and his music is licensed under Creative Commons license Attribution 40. Thanks, Kevin. This has been another episode of privy. Thanks again for
listening. Thank you for having me over, and thanks to your wife for putting up with this nonsense. >> Speaker C: It's been a pleasure. >> Speaker B: Uh, and now, as always, and I'm going to migrate. We're going to see what happens here. Uh, don't forget to flush. Cord is pretty long. >> Speaker C: I'm going to go for it. >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. >> Speaker C: That's great to have a sound clip of everybody's toilet. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
>> Speaker B: We'Re in. >> Speaker C: Still good. You're still good. >> Speaker B: We're in there. >> Speaker A: You. >> Speaker B: Oh, nice. Oh, that's a good hearty flush.