>> Speaker A: Were you prepared for that first poop? Because I was not. And I thought there was something gravely wrong with my child. Like, it was like, black and tar, and I was like, oh, no, something's wrong. >> Speaker B: I went with, melted black licorice saltwater tap you. >> Speaker A: Welcome back to privy. Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from my home bathroom. I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I
love bathrooms. And this week on the pod, I am in studio, but I'm going to be joined by friend, ah. Of mine and soon to be friend of the show, Bradley Trell. So we'll see if we can get him on the call here. All righty. well, I'm joined, by Bradley trull here. Bradley, can you tell us a bit about who you are? and we can chat a bit about how we know each. >> Speaker B: yeah, so, my name's Bradley troll. I've been married to my wife, Carly, for a little over three
years now. We just had our first kid, a son named, so that's awesome. It's great. He is just almost three weeks old. He'll be three weeks on. >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. >> Speaker B: You're crazy. Really good. so I'm youth pastor at the church I grew up in. been doing that part time, and then I work as a substitute teacher. Currently, I have a contract position with cascade high school in turner. So that's been a great place to work, but I'm enjoying paternity leave. Right,
yeah, life is good. Getting to hang out with my family and let life slow down a little bit. >> Speaker A: So it's been cascade. Is that public or is it a charter? >> Speaker B: It's a public school. It's Turner. And. >> Speaker A: Do you. How do you like that? >> Speaker B: I really like it. It's a great school to be, at. It really has a community feel, and I think that makes a huge difference. And, yeah, it's been cool. I don't know what each day is going to look like.
Some days, there's no subbing that needs to be done. So I'm making name tags for teachers or laminating things or running copies. But on the days where somebody's gone, I might be in any sort of class. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker B: Banned to science. I've done some long term subbing positions, math and man, science, and. Yeah, it's been really good, though. A lot of great teachers out there.
>> Speaker A: Yeah, that's fascinating. So they kind of got you on retainer a little bit. >> Speaker B: Yeah, because the sub shortage was so bad, because at Covid, myself included, basically all subs lost their jobs. We basically got an email from the districts that we worked for. Sorry. Like, you're not full time employees, so we weren't guaranteed any wages, and they didn't have. So I did Amazon landscaping for a little while and then slowly worked back into.
>> Speaker A: At the, like, at the warehouse down there. Yeah, I guess up. >> Speaker B: Months, two months was. >> Speaker A: But, yeah, that place is, I. It's always interesting because you probably interact with Corbin still a little bit more than I do. but I could not have. When we were both attending of. There wasn't much out there, and now it's just kind of like, remember. I remember John Scott.
He would always get frustrated anytime they talked about building in that lowland right across the road. And I'm sitting here going, man, here we are. He was kind of right. They're heading well, growing up, going there. >> Speaker B: With my dad teaching there. I mean, I remember when they excavated it out, and then it just sat for years. I remember being huge earth movers, and they dug out all this stuff and flattened it, and then it just sat there. >> Speaker A: Weird.
>> Speaker B: And then it went wild again. And then now they're doing stuff again. I remember him saying that there was an old homestead out there, and one of the guys was famous for minting, like, a certain type of gold coin. So he's like, if you knew the right spot to look there, might know a box of these old Oregon gold coins somewhere around.
>> Speaker A: He should. He should tip off some Corbin students that are there now, and they get out there with some metal detectors and see if they could find some fortune or something. but, yeah, your dad's still at Corbin going strong. >> Speaker B: Dean of ministry. I think he's at like, 32, 33, 34 years, something like that. >> Speaker A: That's amazing. Wow. You know what's funny is he sent me one of the very first emails for this podcast.
>> Speaker B: I told him about the podcast early, and he did that. I remember that. >> Speaker A: Yeah, man. I actually still have it because I haven't done all of the things that he had said in it. it's an ever growing beast. but, yeah, I know you gave me a couple of things that you had, but do you remember any just wild bathroom or bathroom adjacent things from Corbin? Because in my brain, I have multiple. But everybody's experience was different there. Well, okay.
>> Speaker B: I got one going back to high school. Okay, perfect. So I went to Crosshill Christian. It became Crosshill my senior year. Used to be willamette Christian at church on the hill in Turner. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And so in the men's bathroom, there is like three urinals. Regular stall. Regular stall. And then at the end is a handicapped stall, but in the middle there's just a toilet with no door. >> Speaker A: Oh, yes.
>> Speaker B: So we would always call that the mystic stall. And so in high school, we always said that if you were brave enough to poop in the mystic stall, then it would speak to you and give you a vision or something like that. So we always talked about the mystic stall that didn't have a door. In fact, we had kind of briefly joked about our senior gift because it was all guys. My class was all guys. Because we started the high school, we were the first to make the jump from
eigth to 9th and then up. So there were nine and then ten of us. And we gained some, lost some, finished graduating class of ten guys. So we joked about our senior gift being a glass door to put on the mystic stall so that it would have a door but still be mystic. Go ahead. >> Speaker A: No, you're good. I'm just trying to wonder if I walked into a bathroom and saw that. I think even if it was one of those kind of misty shower glass doors on a bat, I think it would make me look longer than
I should than if there was just no door. it would catch me off guard, but yeah. >> Speaker B: And then I got a post college one. So one of my roommates, his, name is Josiah. He was a freshman in my hall. I was his ra. And then the next year, he became an RA. So we were on an RA team together. And then, he was still at Corbin and I had just graduated and I needed a place to live and his uncle leased out like a
guest house to the two of us and two other guys. So him and I were roommates, but we had a scale in the bathroom and so we would weigh before and after and had a contest to see who could lose the most weight while in the bathroom. And I think pretty close to the end of when we both moved out, I ended up with the winning numbers. I can't remember what it was, but. >> Speaker A: Are we talking like over a pound or two, though? >> Speaker B: I think so, yeah.
>> Speaker A: That's brutal, man. Sometimes and every now and then you get one like that where it's just like, you feel lighter. And I'm wondering, I don't know if you've ever seen breaking bad. but when they're ADHD brain, when he's talking about the chemical makeup of people and they've got the zero point whatever percent that they can account for, and he's talking about how it's the soul.
I wonder sometimes if some of that weight is something supernatural or mystical or some sort of experience having had that happen. But, dude, that's funny. at Corbin, I just thought about this. So with the no stall door thing, in Davidson, enough said there. But, in. We. A few of us in our hall would regularly poop with the bathroom stall door. We wouldn't lock it.
We would just poop with it open. And I don't know why multiple people said it's because if there was an intruder, we could see who was coming and defend ourselves. It's not a great argument, but I remember one day I was in the bathroom, and Dr. Derrickson's son stopped by to visit a friend, and he came in the bathroom, and I did what we always did, which was, bam. Hit the door, swing it wide open, and there's this big, long
line of mirrors. And I just remember Dr. D's son just standing there, like, staring at me. And he was upset. And he's like, what are you doing? I was like, this is what we do here. and then he just turned around and walked out. He didn't even use the bathroom. He was not happy. But, yeah, maybe it would have been better if there was no stall and it didn't have the swing effect. But, that's amazing. >> Speaker B: So I didn't live in Davidson, but I lived in PvG and
Ferrar. And so PVG, I did Mr. VG their man pageant as a freshman, and I made top four. And we had to write a poem. And I remember that one of my lines was, there's always an open shower if you really need to. There's my. There's my PVG bathroom. And then Ferrar is the old, old nurses quarters from when it was a tv hospital. And so the first two toilets were designated urinals. And it was literally just no door, no seat. Regular toilets, okay? There's just no seat on them.
>> Speaker A: Did anybody ever go for it, like, squat and hover? >> Speaker B: I mean, I'm sure people did. I can't remember. The other thing was, I was a three floor ra, so third floor, I lived second floor. And then when I was an ra, I was in third floor. And the hot water was so awful when you flushed, so I literally made signs for all the stalls. And last time I went, they were still there, at least really.
And it was like, please yell flush before you flush because anybody in the shower is about to get torched. >> Speaker A: Oh, that's awful that that happens. But I imagine if somebody was just visiting and they're just flush, flush. It's going to catch you off guard. That's funny. I did not know that. >> Speaker B: Best for our bathroom trivia is this. So there was third floor, a spigot, like a hose, outdoor hose spigot underneath the sink
that would regular garden hose attached. And it was direct from the hot water heater. So that is how they did redneck. Hot tub is it was on the backside of the dorm. So you'd back in the truck, or truck all the way into behind the dorm, you'd screw on the hose, throw it out the window. That's so turn on that direct hot water heater spigot. And then you'd have to leave it to cool for like several hours. >> Speaker A: Right.
>> Speaker B: Because it was so hot. Especially, I think later, they turned the heat down a little bit on the hot water heater. It was like straight hot water heater hose into the bed of a truck. >> Speaker A: You ever make any ramen off that? Because that's my life. >> Speaker B: No. >> Speaker A: Well, okay. >> Speaker B: You could make tea out of your Ferrari sink almost. >> Speaker A: Oh, my God.
>> Speaker B: I mean, the water was really kind of cloudy and gross. And I know some people also would pee in the sinks in Ferrar because you had a sink in each of your rooms. >> Speaker A: That's wild. >> Speaker B: But the water was hot enough. You could make tea with it basically, because it was just so hot. And the hot tub we took advantage of because they did a car parade after you left, or were you there for that? >> Speaker A: For some reason? I remember this.
>> Speaker B: I remember a car parade, and they gave us cardboard to decorate our parade float. And so we did a hot tub in the back of my dad's truck. >> Speaker A: Yeah, I think I saw pictures. >> Speaker B: Yeah, we drove it up the hill and we put know signs on it. We put my boss's phone number on the back and said, call me. That was Sam Bagenstas, so. His
number, yes. And then, yeah, one of my guys made a giant pumpkin out of cardboard and orange tablecloth and put it on the front. So I drove that up with a load full of guys in the back. >> Speaker A: I imagine that's sloshing pretty good going up that hill, too. >> Speaker B: It did. It was like right on the edge of the tailgate when we were going up the hill. And it was Matt Lucas, I think, that was right behind us in the baby blue mustang that
Darren Milionis owned. You know what I'm talking? >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: So that was close behind us. And I was like, we cannot dump super hot water on this. >> Speaker A: This tailgate gives out, we're in trouble. >> Speaker B: Well, yeah, and I would have dumped probably, like, six guys out, but we won, and we got $300 as a haul. And one of m my roommates made, hall ah shirts. My roommate made hall shirts for all of us. Said straight out of
Ferrari. And we got, like, fancy long sleeve sport tech shirts. >> Speaker A: I remember seeing these shirts, too. This might have been, like, my last year there, maybe while I was doing master's degree stuff. because I remember seeing straight out of Ferrar shirts. >> Speaker B: Yeah, we were the only ones that made those, as far as I know, so we just made them the one.
>> Speaker A: Ah, yeah, I I. Ferrar always lived in this other world for me because I wasn't one of the Davidson, because I think there was a fake rivalry, or at least maybe an unspoken thing where I never got that because Anna was in agard when she was there. So I saw a lot of the Ferrari guys. I just. It just kind of lived in this other space. and I think pvG, maybe it's better now, but we weren't very good at getting out and seeing each other.
>> Speaker B: Well, Valley Davidson are mixed now. >> Speaker A: Yeah, they did that my junior year. >> Speaker B: But I had changed a lot, I think. >> Speaker A: Yeah, I had left campus because we got married that summer, and so I never got to see the other side of that. But Chad and Travis were still in the dorms doing stuff, and so I would go visit them and see, and it was different. But, Yeah, I mean, it is what it is. I definitely miss a lot of the campus
life. I tell the kids, because I've actually got a young adult girl, at my church right now. She's going to Corbin. I think she lives on campus. but I told her, I said, listen, the faculty and the teaching staff are phenomenal. Every place has its troubles, but this is what I can swear by. >> Speaker A: yeah, I told her to ask. I said, ask Dr. Troll. Ask for Dr. Anderson. They'll. They'll set you, know your, on my
phone, I have a bunch of pictures from. I don't have a lot because I put them a lot on cloud, but one of them that lives on my phone is a picture of your dad and Dr. Anderson riding a camel together. and it's one of my absolute highlight moments from all of my time at Corbin. just these two grown men, looks like little kids on the back of this camel. It's great. >> Speaker B: I got to go on that first trip to Israel. So,
2008, I was 13. That was the first trip Corbin did, and I went and I rode a camel at a gas station. >> Speaker A: That's awesome. >> Speaker B: We also saw israeli soldiers using their siren to just get down the road faster. >> Speaker A: That's funny, because we just saw this. >> Speaker B: Cargo flying with the siren, and then it just turns into where we were, and then they just were, like, walking around in the shops.
>> Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. That's crazy. How many times have you been over there? >> Speaker B: Just once. Just one? I've traveled other places. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker B: We can talk about that. I've had a few interesting travel. >> Speaker A: Sure, yeah. Because you went to Europe. Yeah. Was that with the, I don't remember what they called it. >> Speaker B: Ombex. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Sweet.
>> Speaker B: We stayed in a house in Spain, and it was amazing. It was super cheap. I think we paid 66 euro each for the full week, but there were, like, ten of us, and we had this insane house with an indoor courtyard. Super nice. About, like, a mile and a half walk from the Mediterranean on the south coast. But it had a bidet in there. And to this day, I was actually talking about this just the other day. I don't know how it worked because it was not attached to
the toilet. It was like a separate. It looked like a really low sink, just, like, right next to it. And I was like, I don't know how you use this. Do you know you're the bathroom. >> Speaker A: I think some of them have a seat, but some of them don't. no. >> Speaker B: It had a faucet, though, and there wasn't that much room. >> Speaker A: Did it have, like, a little. A lot of times they have a little gray looking drinking fountain, like, looking
nozzle, on the underside of the. And. Because when we went to Israel, we stayed in a place I roomed with micah rop, and he and I were both like, oh, my gosh, this, And I. That's one of my biggest regrets, because I wasn't into the bathroom thing then as much, but I didn't use it because I was sketched out by it. But I remember it had this little almost gray looking nozzle, and Micah, turned the thing, and it shot water clear across the
room. And so I assume you kind of, like, straddle that and let it. >> Speaker B: Maybe there was a nozle I didn't see because to me, it just looked like a little sink, but it wasn't deep enough to really squat in there. And I was like, I don't know how you use this thing. I mean, I knew it was a bidet, but I was just like, what the heck? I don't know. My other crazy one is we were in a, monastery in Italy
because we did an art history tour. And this one, there were, like, paintings in each of the monastic. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: But I go in to use the bathroom. It was the first time I'd ever just seen, like, a porcelain hole in the ground. >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. >> Speaker B: Water flowing. I just walk in, and I was like, oh. I was like, well, this is going to be a new experience. >> Speaker A: This is what we're doing.
>> Speaker B: I I remember a, missionary to Japan telling my family, she went into a bathroom in Japan, and she saw the stall doors, went all the way to the ground, and she was like, whoa, that's so nice and private. And then she opens it, and she's like, oh, it's because it was just a hole in the. Why? >> Speaker A: Yeah, that would be weird. >> Speaker B: Well, in Cameroon, it's literally a hole. So I went to Africa.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And it was literally just a slot cut in the concrete with maggots crawling out of it. >> Speaker A: It's the randiest hole. >> Speaker B: Yeah, I have a picture. I'll have to send that to you. >> Speaker A: Shoot. >> Speaker B: And, yeah, you can see the maggots, even though the camera wasn't still. You can see the maggots, like, coming. >> Speaker A: Out of the close.
You know, the closest I've had to anything like that was when I went with Darren milionas to Mexico. And they had bathrooms and infrastructure. But our camp site where we were at, and it wasn't like it was a campground, because even in America, you go to a campground, sometimes you're pooping in a hole. But it had facilities. But when you went into the facilities, it was like, tile floor and a hole in the ground. and it was like, okay. and, man, my aim is not great. That's what I learned.
and it's a skill issue for sure, but, yeah, dude, you've traveled a lot. You've been around this world. >> Speaker B: Yeah, I've been really lucky during my time at Corbin and other things. So I did onbex, and we visited a bunch of countries in Europe. well, yeah, Israel when I was 13. And then, I did, Cameroon with the ministry faculty, ah, when they were training pastors over there, they had to switch to Uganda because of civil unrest. >> Speaker A: Right.
>> Speaker B: In fact, our year was the last year, and we found out afterwards that if the teachers would have known it was as bad as it was, we wouldn't have gone, because, ah, we were stopped over ten times in, like, a six hour drive. But various stops, some of them were just, like, wave us through. But some of them were hand passports out the window. Some of them were everybody out of the van. >> Speaker A: Wow.
>> Speaker B: Like, military checkpoints. Because we were in one of the rebellious areas in one of the larger cities. >> Speaker A: Wow. >> Speaker B: And, like, the government building, like, sandbagged up guy with an Ak up in the loft. Yeah. That's crazy and sad. But then the year after that, I got to do South Africa. Corbin did a program for two years called Camp Ten with, teach every nation, which was started by Bruce Wilkinson. He was the walk through the
Bible guy. I don't know. So, yeah, he had a ministry, and they basically had people donate money, and they built this super fancy, like, game farm resort in South Africa as, like, a training facility for pastors and stuff. And so I went the first year, and we were there for five weeks. We lived on the game farm. I got to shoot a wildebeest in an impala and got to see all these animals. It was super
cool. And then, we did a little bit of local outreach, too, but then the kids took classes and got Corbin college credit for high school kids. They took some classes and especially, like, cross cultural stuff. So that was super sick. >> Speaker A: Wow. >> Speaker B: That's super cool. And then the other big trip was, I guess, on the way home from Cameroon, my dad and I went to Istanbul for a couple of days because I'd always dreamed of.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And so we got to go check that out. >> Speaker A: Wow. >> Speaker B: Yeah. And then road trip to Canada. But I'd visited Europe, Asia, and Africa before I ever meant to Mexico or Canada. >> Speaker A: That's wild. >> Speaker B: I've never been to Mexico still, and I've been to Canada only. But, yeah, the Lord was good. And because most of that was school or a job, I got paid to go to South Africa.
>> Speaker A: That's awesome. That's super cool. Yeah. Wow. so you shared transition a bit here, but you shared that you all have a new, baby there with you. Oh, yeah. Do you have anything that. I have one thing in my brain, but I want to see if you arrive there. Have you learned anything or what has the early diapering experience been like for you all? >> Speaker B: well, okay. So, one of my wife's friends was
saying, hey, take some videos. Because she was like, I wish I had more videos of the newborn stage. She's like, I took only pictures, so take some videos. So Carly lines up. First video gets him taking a huge fart dump. And it was amazing. He's just laying there and just fills his diaper, and it was like, this is perfect. And then Carly was just like, I got that on camera, buddy. So forever. We will hold on to that video. >> Speaker A: Yeah, he's going to love that in about 15 years.
>> Speaker B: but I had a lot of people say, okay, he's a boy, so you want to cover him up so he doesn't pee everywhere. Have you all been peed on yet? Just gotten his first sponge bath. Yeah, because he had some blood clots in his hair, and so they were kind of, like, cleaning that out and stuff. And so he's just laying there, and I just hear Carla go, oh. And I turn and look, and I turn, and I just see him pooping just everywhere. And we'd put towels and everything down, so it was fine.
But what she m was yelling about, though, is he'd started peeing, and he peed across the bed onto, I think, some of the paperwork from the hospital that was still sitting there. >> Speaker A: Legend. >> Speaker B: So that was crazy. honestly, I didn't have a lot of diapering experience. Yeah, I practiced once. >> Speaker A: Winnie the pooh. There he is. Yes.
>> Speaker B: There we go. Sent it to my family because my sisters always gave me a hard time about never changing my little cousin's. >> Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. >> Speaker B: So I proved I could do it. And then, of course, sent, the classic practice gift from Alan Iverson just for my dad's viewing pleasure. >> Speaker A: Oh, that's so funny.
>> Speaker B: It didn't take too long to learn. I thought maybe infant poop would be worse, but he is just doing breast milk right now, so it's really not that bad. >> Speaker A: Right? >> Speaker B: Though the other day, he did definitely poop on me, and I learned my lesson. You have to wait. Just because you hear him poop doesn't mean he's done. You got to wait. So I'm like, oh, okay, I'll change him. And all of a sudden, just. I mean, a foot and a half.
>> Speaker A: Spray, and it's always spray when they're. >> Speaker B: Little, all the stuff. And I was like, carly. >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker B: We got them cleaned up, and so far, it's been pretty good. But, yeah, I just throw a wipe down to keep it from peeing everywhere right off the bat. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker B: And that seems to be pretty effective.
>> Speaker A: When he was born, when you all were still in the hospital, were you prepared for that first poop? Because I was not. And I thought there was something gravely wrong with my child. It was like, black and tar, and I was like, oh, no, something's wrong. >> Speaker B: I went with, melted black licorice, saltwater taffy. That's what I thought. The consistency was. >> Speaker A: That's exactly right.
>> Speaker B: Like a brownie mix. And that was about the color, too. >> Speaker A: Yeah, I was not ready for that. I don't know if anyone had prepared you for that. But, >> Speaker B: Oh, real quick. Okay, I got to do a black licorice tangent. Have you ever been to snow cap and sisters? >> Speaker A: No. >> Speaker B: They have amazing black licorice ice cream, but your poop colors the water green for like, three days after you.
>> Speaker A: Oh, let's go. Do you like licorice? >> Speaker B: Yeah, I like black licorice. I'm not a big fan of red licorice. >> Speaker A: Oh, see, I'm the exact opposite. But I would be willing to soldier up. Ah. For this ice cream. Just. >> Speaker B: Yeah, I wasn't prepared for that. >> Speaker A: Hands on experience, afterwards. Yeah. no, it turns out, like, back in the 70s, that monster, like the, oh, gosh. Frankenberry, the cereals.
Apparently they had some sort of like, unregulated food dye in the early ones because kids would eat it and their stool would just be red and so much so that parents were taking their kids to the hospital with, like, I think they're bleeding. I don't know what's going on. And they had enough cases to where they then began to test it. And they're like, it's got very high concentrates of this dye. And it turns out, like, our bodies can't process that one. And so it just passes it straight through.
>> Speaker B: That might be kind of similar to what they have at snowcap. I don't know because it's black. Like, the black licorice ice cream is very dark black ice cream. >> Speaker A: Hey, if I'm ever over in sisters, I'm definitely going to try it because, that sounds like great ice. >> Speaker B: Cream, so it's worth it anyways. >> Speaker A: Yeah, well, I have some questions that I ask everybody on the show. before I get into them, in about nine minutes, my zoom
is going to go kerchunk. I'm going to start another one and send it to you. Zoom. you can pay for a premium, but it's like $150 for like six months or something. >> Speaker B: yeah, I know Carly bought that because she was piano teaching online during COVID I had it free with the. >> Speaker A: High school during COVID But then once we all went back, the high school was like, yeah, we're not paying for this anymore because I can't imagine how much that was for everybody's
account. but, yeah, I have some questions. and these are just kind of general bathroom questions. What type of toilet paper do you all use at your house there? >> Speaker B: I think right now we're using Costco toilet paper. >> Speaker A: That's right. >> Speaker B: Though, when I looked, I think the charmin mega rolls or ultra rolls or whatever, they're smaller at Costco. >> Speaker A: The beautiful. >> Speaker B: I, because we had Walmart stuff, and then Carly
got some stuff at Costco, and I'm like, wait a minute. And I held that. I was like, this is significantly smaller. >> Speaker A: I'm being lied to. >> Speaker B: There's a Costco conspiracy going on back here. >> Speaker A: Oh, I'm sure. I'm convinced. So Costco says, here we go. Costco says that their milk is shaped the way it is so they can
stack more on the pallet. And I'm sitting here going, okay, that's fine and all, but the first pour out of a Costco jug of milk, I cannot not spill it. It's the thing being right at the top. I get it everywhere every time. First pour. And I think they do it knowing you will waste a little bit of milk. And in the course of like five to ten years, you will actually have bought maybe ten to 15 extra gallons of milk from them. That's my theory.
when you guys put the toilet paper on the thing, do you fold it over or under, or do you have a preference? >> Speaker B: Okay, are you doing video for the podcast still or just audio? >> Speaker A: well, that is another great question. I can try to venture into video for this one. Normally, a lot of times it's just me, so I don't do video. But no, either way. >> Speaker B: Okay. Because I have a visual. I'll go grab it. I'll be right back.
Perfect. >> Speaker A: Yeah, absolutely. >> Speaker B: So this is courtesy of my sister. >> Speaker A: Oh. Let's go. Okay. so I guess my question is. That's awesome, by the way. do you believe that yourself, though? >> Speaker B: I agree. >> Speaker A: Beards are cool. Mullets are not. Okay. Yeah. >> Speaker B: I mean, I might have some kids at cascade mad at me because, man, mullets have made a comeback, especially in a rural school. Like,
I mean, for toilet paper. Absolutely. And I think in general, probably, yes. So I'm going to do a shout out to my cousin cleat and say, I'm sorry, I know you have a mullet and you should keep it. >> Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. >> Speaker B: though I did see, Carly showed me a video on Instagram the other day. Somebody made a frog on a unicycle that sits on top of their toilet paper roll. Have you seen this? >> Speaker A: No.
>> Speaker B: He defined it. You have to do it the mullet way, but the wheel sets on the toilet paper. So as you pull, it spins unicycle, and his little legs go up and down and he kind of, like, back and forth on the toilet paper roll. >> Speaker A: I'm going to have to go seek one of these out, too. okay. Is there a reason or is it just this is the way I prefer it? >> Speaker B: Do you have kind of OCD? And I think it seems to make more sense to me. Okay, what about you?
>> Speaker A: So I'm convinced that it does not matter. okay. I am kind of chaos when it comes to how the toilet paper gets on there. I'm like almost chaos theory, where as long as I replaced it, we did good. okay. And genuinely, it's 50 50. I don't look, I just pop the old one off, slide it in, stick it on. and so with that said, 50% of the time I don't hear anything from my wife, who is a, ah, diehard beard over the top. This is the only way it must be. And then
she'll correct it. But I genuinely like. I don't have a preference. I think I saw somewhere, somebody. >> Speaker B: Found the patent for the first. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Does that settle it? >> Speaker A: It doesn't settle it for me. So, one day in the future, I'll be honest with you, I ask this question of everybody, and a lot of it is data gathering for my own personal, defense one day. But I have a theory. So the guy who made toilet paper, he's
going to want you to buy more toilet paper. And I'm convinced that if you fold it over, you're going to use more because your brain sees more sheet as it comes off. And so you're going to pull more sheet off where if you're pulling from the back, I think you're going to pull earlier. That is my theory. >> Speaker B: The pre Costco conspiracy. >> Speaker A: Yes. for me, it's purely like a money. I'm convinced, like, three sheets is all we need, per wipe, I'm such a tight wad.
And then my son rolls this fist full and I'm like, oh, partner, you're playing a dangerous game with our pipes here, bud. yeah, are you a bar soap or a liquid soap, lad? >> Speaker B: so honestly, I get soap from my in laws every Christmas and they keep me stocked up. So whatever I'm currently using, I think I probably have enough soap for like, two more years right now, just in the closet. So liquid, I have some bar soap I've been using. Duke cannon.
>> Speaker A: Yep. Duke cannon is good stuff. >> Speaker B: The beer. soap or. >> Speaker A: Yep. >> Speaker B: I like that, and then, there's been some other stuff that I've had that's liquid. I really don't have a huge preference. I'm good with either. Really? >> Speaker A: Yeah. Do you ever carve messages to Carly in the bar? Soap? >> Speaker B: I do. You know, I take long enough showers as is that
I don't need more time wasted in the shower. I just love warm Showers. >> Speaker A: Yeah, me too. >> Speaker B: So when we're rushing and trying to get ready, especially Sunday mornings, that can get me into trouble. >> Speaker A: Yeah. so, big fan of showers. We're going to come back on showers. But before we do that, how do you feel about baths? >> Speaker B: I just have like a regular shower bathtub
and I'm six foot. I'm not super tall, but I'm tall enough that you can't really do much of a bath. If we had a big claw foot bath, think about it. But otherwise, I don't really plan on having something that fancy. >> Speaker A: baths are. I think they're really great for other people because it's like the sitting in your own water. I just can't get past it in my brain. I get locked on that and I'm like, oh, Yeah. >> Speaker B: Ah, you see that?
>> Speaker A: Yeah, in the shower. Do you ever have a snack or a drink while you're in the shower? >> Speaker B: No, not really. That's not really been. I remember a buddy in high school, though, saying he would make ramen in the shower with the shower water. So I've never tried it, but he must have had a ferrari. Hot water heater. Oh, man. >> Speaker A: I might be trying that within the next few weeks. Shower. ramen. Let's go. Oh, boy. yeah, he was one of those.
>> Speaker B: Guys, I don't know, he did a lot in the shower. He would text in the shower. He put his dumb phone in a plastic bag so that he could text people. >> Speaker A: He got a Ziploc bag. >> Speaker B: Oh. >> Speaker A: He puts these teens to shame with their cell phone addictions. >> Speaker B: I know. Screens have ruined that for him. >> Speaker A: Yeah. is the phone use bad at the school that you're at?
>> Speaker B: It's pretty bad. It depends. Some teachers are like, no, if I see it, it's game over. And some are really chill and it just depends. As a sub, it's hard because sometimes they give you enough to fill the period and sometimes they don't. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker B: Sometimes you have like 15 minutes worth of stuff and then we don't do block scheduled. We only have five periods. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker B: So it's like 75 minutes periods.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: So it's pretty long. So a lot of times what I'll try to do is like, if you're done with everything, you can be on your phone, right. >> Speaker A: That seems like a fair path forward. That's how we are at our. Well, yeah, I wish it was uniform because, ah, at the school I'm at, it's like, yeah, that's how I am in my room. I'm like, if you're done with your stuff and you don't have an exorbitant amount of homework, you can
be on it. But if I go check your grade, and if you got a 40% and twelve missing assignments, no way. We have work to do. Yeah. >> Speaker B: And see, it's hard as a sub. I don't know that. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker B: Unless it's long term. And I do have access to the grade book and stuff like that. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Wow. No, with the shower, it'll become clear why I was like, we need to get on new. Have you ever performed a waffle stomp?
>> Speaker B: I have not. >> Speaker A: Do you know what a waffle stomp is? >> Speaker B: I do. >> Speaker A: Perfect. >> Speaker B: That brought up another corbin memory. I've unlocked my Corbin year. I lived in a hall called the PVG basement. And apparently I'm bad luck because the basement doesn't exist. And I don't know if you know this, but they don't have students in Ferrari anymore. >> Speaker A: Really? I did not know that.
>> Speaker B: Students. Yeah. So they're using it for campus safety and something else, I think. But, I was in the PVG basement, which was small. I think we only had, like 17 or 18 guys. And, our bathroom. Oh, I got two stories now that I'm thinking about it. But the waffle stump one that prompted this. So somebody had brought a tide pod into the handicapped. Did you ever go in the PVG basement bathroom?
>> Speaker A: I feel like I did at one point because I. >> Speaker B: On the right side, there was a shower stall, but it was like giant. And it had a toilet in one corner. So it was like half handicapped shower, half handicapped restroom in one. >> Speaker A: That's awesome. >> Speaker B: Like, room. So somebody had brought a tide pod and put it near the drain in the shower bathroom
thing. And guys were standing around peeing, trying to see if they could dissolve it, and then somebody turned around and just dropped one on top of the tide pot. >> Speaker A: Oh, that's foul. >> Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. Okay, so then did somebody. How was it dealt with from there? >> Speaker B: Did somebody remember? My memory stopped there, so I don't know if I left at that point. >> Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. >> Speaker B: Or what.
>> Speaker A: I'm glad to hear that you all were up to nefarious things down there, because I don't know if you've ever. Bret, Reddiger and Aaron have ever told you stories from. We at one point, a group of no less than eight of us, and not all of us, but a certain number of us did definitely poop on a car in Davidson parking lot. >> Speaker B: Oh, okay. I heard about that. >> Speaker A: I. >> Speaker B: We climbed the gym and peed off of it. What?
>> Speaker A: That's awesome. >> Speaker B: I think that was my freshman year, man. >> Speaker A: Dude, that's tough. >> Speaker B: There was like a weird ceiling access thing you had to boost people up to. >> Speaker A: That's awesome, though, man. What a power move. I assume this was very late at night. >> Speaker B: Yes. >> Speaker A: Two in the afternoon with class going on. >> Speaker B: Yeah, no. >> Speaker A: Okay, so no stomping.
If you ever have to go to the bathroom in the shower, what do you do? Do you just hold it or what do we got going? >> Speaker B: If I have to pee, I'll just pee in the shower. I'll make sure to rinse it down. >> Speaker A: Yes, absolutely. >> Speaker B: But other than that, I just wait. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Ah.
>> Speaker A: Just wait it out. Yeah, there's a slice of the population, and it's scary that there is a slice of the population that's doing. Don't. It's not me. Before we get into that, because that's the other thing is every time I do one of these, I get somebody that messages me. Yeah, that population is you, Hoover. but they poop in their hand and then they throw it around the corner to the toilet. And I'm like, listen, you're debased at that point.
>> Speaker B: You've crossed debris worse than a waffle stomp. >> Speaker A: Because that's like, I think so involved. I think so. A waffle stomp. It's foul, but I ain't going to pretend like I ain't. >> Speaker B: I thought that was the worst that could be done, so I didn't know that there was. >> Speaker A: Yeah, he's never been on the show, but I had a budy from high school who I was messaging him and he's like, oh, dude, I didn't stomp it. I was afraid
of getting caught. So I would just catch it and throw. And I'm like, no, sir. Yeah, okay, so you get caught with that, then what? That's worse by far. absolutely wild. >> Speaker B: Unless you're in the PVG basement bathroom and then you just walk back into the corner of the shower and throw it in the toilet. >> Speaker A: Let's go. >> Speaker B: Oh, that was. Had no windows. That was the other thing. It was in the middle of the building. There was a one door access.
>> Speaker A: It's just dark. >> Speaker B: And so a guy sprayed, stink bomb spray. I think he dumped, like, a whole thing in the trash can or something. And it was just for days. I literally was, like, checking everywhere for poop because it smelled like there was poop. Like, actively giving off. Gross. I was, like, checking the stalls, and I was like, did somebody poop in our trash can? Then we found out that, yeah, this guy had just emptied.
>> Speaker A: Yeah, the kids at the high school will break those open in the hallway, and it's like, all right, pop the doors. Here we go. Yeah. you said you haven't had a snack in the shower. would you ever consider eating an orange in the shower as if it was an apple? >> Speaker B: It's a thing just specifically in the shower. >> Speaker A: Yeah. So you peel it, and then you don't pull
the plugs apart. You just keep the globe of orange, and then you just eat it like an apple because it's a mess normally. Okay, but with the water running on you, there's, like, low risk, all reward. >> Speaker B: I'm not a big. Eat an orange. Like, big orange guy. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker B: I like. Mandarins are pretty manageable because you just peel off the little slices. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Kind of related, but not
really. Have you ever had a snack on the toilet? Like, toilet? >> Speaker B: I can't think of a time. I mean, I'm sure it's happened, but it's not, like, a common occurrence for me. >> Speaker A: Yeah, you don't ever remember, like, growing up and just. Yeah. Hey, dad, I'm taking this bag of gummy worms to the bathroom with me. Just like, I got to finish them out.
>> Speaker B: Well, I mean, depending on what kind of gummy worms they are, if they're like those haribo sugar free ones, they're the reason you're. >> Speaker A: Yeah, they don't even make them anymore. I've tried to get some, like, last year, the year before for Halloween episode, and you can't even get them online. >> Speaker B: Really? You can't even find them on eBay or anything. >> Speaker A: You could get them on eBay, but again, I'm so cheap and
people are so expensive. Yeah. Ah, they're like $60 a bag, $50 a bag. And I'm like, at that point, I can just drink some xlax and simulate it and nobody would know. But, no, I ain't that, needing it. have you ever taken a dark shower? >> Speaker B: A dark shower? >> Speaker A: Yeah. This one's courtesy of Wesley Coleman from Corbin. >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah, no, I know Wes, he went to Israel with me. >> Speaker A: Yeah.
>> Speaker B: It was me and him and, yeah. Been best friends since third grade. And I swear they speak their own. >> Speaker A: Absolutely. They're, they're goofy guys. But him and Chico would shower in the dark in the dorm. You'd walk in and they're just in the dark showering. And it became a thing for so many of us that now I do not shower with lights. Yeah,
I dark shower. okay. Yeah. >> Speaker B: Never done it, at least not on purpose, I'm sure in the dorm somebody turned the lights off on me or something. >> Speaker A: But, yeah, there was so many times where we would be showering in the dark in Davidson and somebody just come in and bam, hit the light. And there's just the light. As you're not prepared for it, you're
adjusting immediately. It's awful. But, to the point where people would open the door and they would listen for the shower and if there's shower, they would just go down the hall to the other bathroom. It was a thing. Yeah. >> Speaker B: That's hilarious. Real quick, while I'm thinking about it, I keep forgetting to tell you about it. You've been to word of mouth, right? >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker B: Have you been to their bronze bathroom
or the mirror bathroom or whatever? No. Okay, you have to go because I remember seeing a while ago you rated top bathrooms in Salem and it's a top ten. >> Speaker A: Oh, I'm going to get on that. You know what else I'm going to do? I'm going to take a look because every year the cintus corporation, they do, this bathroom competition and you can nominate bathrooms. So I might get up there and see if I can get that on the list for 2024.
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I went with some friends and I was like, oh, I got to go to the bathroom. One of my friends is like, oh, hey, have you been to the mirror bath room? And I'd only been to word of mouth like once before. It's the one right next to us. Like, you have to use that one. I was like, okay. No, it's super cool. >> Speaker A: Bronze. Oh, man. >> Speaker B: Yeah, I'm going to check and mirrors.
>> Speaker A: That's super cool. That sounds awesome. Yeah, I'm going to check that out for sure. wow, word of mouth. Yeah, I've been in there. I didn't use the bathroom, though, so you never know when you're going to find a gem. That's the best part. >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: and this is kind of wrapping up a lot of the questions here. is there any bathroom pet peeves that things that happen in the bathroom? It can be,
for married couples. Sometimes we fly too close to the sun with sharing our pet peeves. But do you have anything that happens in the bathroom that is just like, it just drives you up a wall? or roommates. Roommates is the other one where people are like, oh, yeah, when I had a roommate. >> Speaker B: Yeah. When there were four of us sharing just the one bathroom when I was living in Jefferson, that was a little tough. And it wasn't that tough on
me, though. I feel like sometimes I have this very small bladder and I'll just get hit. And I'm like, I have to pee so bad. And there'd be somebody in there, and I'm just like, what do I do? But then my long showers got me in trouble with one of my roommates. He's, like, banging on the door, and he's like, dude, you're not the only one that lives here. And I was like, oh, sorry. >> Speaker A: Would you ever just leave the door unlocked for them to come in?
>> Speaker B: And I tried to remember, too, especially after that experience. I think I was like, oh, shoot, I got to. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Do you guys, now that you're married, do you guys lock the door with the bathrooming? Or is it like, well, no, we'll. >> Speaker B: Just leave it open sometimes. Which in my old place, my sister came over. No
bathroom. and I didn't even think about it because she was, like, one of the first people we'd had over because we just moved into this apartment and everything was new, and we were just married and all this stuff. And I flush, and then she's like, here's it. And realizes that I hadn't closed the door. And I was like, oh, my gosh. Well, that's funny. Thankfully, she was around the corner. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Close for comfort, too. close for comfort.
so the other thing that I wanted to ask you about, you had shared that you had, like, scat, animal scat. stories or information. >> Speaker B: So I hunt. I'm not, like, crazy into it like some people are, but we go to central Oregon and hunt, and I'm going to do a little hunting on the west side here. I got an archery tag for the first time this year, so we'll see. I'll try to see if I can talk to.
I think there's a guy at church that has deer in his apple orchard, so I'll maybe get a nice, easy start to archery hunting. But, yeah, so I think scat is big, because it tells you how fresh the animal is, how closely they've been there because, I mean, tracks can tell you, especially if it's wet, you can kind of look and see if there's stuff that's fallen into the track or things like that. But, I mean, scat is really like a great way to know what animal it is because
deer and elk, I guess, are going to be fairly similar. But, I mean, a coyote is dropping dog dews and bears. You kind of get this pile. what I always do when I'm hunting is I'll just step on it because, I mean, if it's, like, gray, if it's, like, gray and powdery, obviously, it's super old. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Sometimes it's black, but you can't tell how fresh it is. So if you give it a nice step on it, if it just squishes, then you know
it's fresh. And if it's a little hard still, especially, like, in the winter when we hunt elk, then it's like, okay, this is somewhat fresh, but this is frozen, so it's been a while, so it's helpful. It also tells you if they're on the move or not. This is something my dad taught me, is if it's in a pile, then they're just standing there. But sometimes you'll just get kind of drop. If they're on the move and dropping, you'll get like a line. >> Speaker A: Yeah.
>> Speaker B: So it's funny. It honestly took, I play a hunting video game called the hunter call the wild, and that's what you use. You use the scat. It tells you how fresh the tracks are. >> Speaker A: Like, they've built that in. >> Speaker B: That is like real life is thinking about. So that's what I always do. Yeah. I just take my boot and just step on it and curve something, how fresh it is. But I mean, too, if it's snow, you can see little
yellow. The peas, you'll just see hole with some yellow on it. >> Speaker A: Yeah. When you've been out hunting, have you ever found, oh, man. Have you ever found anything where you were not able to identify what it was from? Have you ever found a bigfoot turd? >> Speaker B: I'm just going to get to
definitely, I want to believe in bigfoot, I'll be honest. And every time I drive through Detroit and there's just trees everywhere, I'm like, you can't tell me that we know there's not bigfoot with all these. That I have. Not that I have found. I found some crazy. I remember there's a couple, or at least one instance where it was like, there is a massive coyote around here because he dropped like, a black lab plus size dump here. And it's just like, man, there's a big old coyote running
around. Because, man, that was. >> Speaker A: I grew up Montana, and we know scat for hunting. I never thought to step on it, though. I'm not going to lie. Yeah, that's fresh for me. >> Speaker B: yeah, for me, it's just like, oh, this is how you check and see if it's frozen or not. Because, again, most of the hunting, I mean, deer season is October, elk is November, December, and we're up in the high desert, central Oregon. If it squishes, then you know, it's fresh because it's
cold. It's really cold. >> Speaker A: That's fair. well, cool. That's all of the questions I have. If you have more stories, that's great. or if you have any bathroom wisdom to leave folks with, I'd love to have you leave us with some bathroom wisdom. >> Speaker B: let's see. Oh, we got some of that, like, hooperi before you go spray. And that stuff's pretty good. I mean, it's not perfect, but spray before you go. So we did the game where you Saran wrap a bunch of stuff.
We did that at Christmas in Texas with my family. >> Speaker A: That's awesome. >> Speaker B: A while back. And so we got one of those that smells like birthday cake. And, it's pretty good. >> Speaker A: Is that difficult to smell that while you poop? Because I'm not saying difficult, like bad because it's obviously better, but for me, I think a wire would get crossed in my brain when I'm around birthday cake.
>> Speaker B: Do you know what I'm saying? It's not a perfect smell. >> Speaker A: Okay? >> Speaker B: So it's off enough that I think you're good to go, okay. >> Speaker A: Because something happened in my childhood where popcorn and urine are crossed. Like, if I smell movie theater popcorn, I think someone, like, we took our kids to see, that new Spider man movie, and, I kept thinking my daughter had had an accident. And I'm like, no.
>> Speaker B: Did your parents train you to pee with popcorn? Was that what you. >> Speaker A: I don't think so. I don't think so. I know people say that they aimed at Cheerios. I don't ever remember having. I don't remember any of that. >> Speaker B: I didn't take candy bribes, but then stickers worked, so I don't know what was wrong with me. But candy, didn't work, but stickers did. >> Speaker A: Interesting. >> Speaker B: Yeah, me, my stickers when I used.
>> Speaker A: The bathroom, I bet that was cheaper than candy, though, too, though, like, win win for the trolls. >> Speaker B: I know. >> Speaker A: Well, cool. what church are you at in Dallas? I might put a link in this. >> Speaker B: I'm at Valley Baptist, my dad's church, so we're actually in technically. >> Speaker A: Yeah. So Valley Baptist. Very cool. Yeah. >> Speaker B: Do you know where Perrydale is? It's kind of out by.
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I. So if given a map where Perrydale is not located, I would not be able to pinpoint it, but, I used to drive all back through that monmouth Dallas Amity up to, Newburgh, up that way for mentoring, and I mentor 99. >> Speaker B: It's like, four minutes off, 99 on, like, I think it's Bethel road at that point.
>> Speaker A: Yes. I used to mentor kids out that way when I worked in Salem, and so I'm familiar with a lot of the area, but I'm not familiar enough to where land a land a marker there. >> Speaker B: But that's fair. I mean, it's literally, like, people, like, do you know where Perryville is? Yeah, it's like, we know where our church is because we share a gravel parking lot with the school, and that's pretty much it for the town. >> Speaker A: Wow. Yeah.
>> Speaker B: A few houses, farms. >> Speaker A: Yeah. That's awesome. How long has your dad been pastoring there? >> Speaker B: I think 30 something years, as well. About that, with Corbin. >> Speaker A: That's amazing. >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: That's super cool. Wow. Yeah. I'll have to make a trip up to Corbin and stop in and say, what's up one. >> Speaker B: But, yeah, you should. I'd appreciate.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. Well, sweet. Well, thank you, Bradley, for being, >> Speaker B: Oh, I have one more question for you. Real is m. You talk about the gummy bears? Made me think of it. I can't remember if you told me you lost it. Do you still have that crazy egg shaped disc golf disc that you used to have? >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah, I still got that. >> Speaker B: Do you know that that's worth, like, so much money now? >> Speaker A: Is it really?
>> Speaker B: That's like the holy grail of tomahawk discs. >> Speaker A: No way. >> Speaker B: It'll be epic. I'll send you a video. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: I have another buddy that's like a purveyor of weird discs, him and I. He more than me, but we both buy weird stuff. That would be. If I had $100 to blow on nothing. I would go on ebay and order
one. I mean, you can get them for, like 40, 50 when they're used and in rough shape, but people are selling in the package new for, like, $200. >> Speaker A: What? I found that I don't even remember. I found it in Montana. I was playing with a buddy and it didn't have a name on it. >> Speaker B: Because it's PDGA legal and no other disc made like that can be. And it's like grandfathered in. There's a bunch of weird old designs that because they were once
legal, they aren't going to make them illegal. But it can never be made again. And a rogue doesn't make it anymore. You, me and this budy will have to go because him and I would love to get a chance to throw epic. >> Speaker A: Yeah, dude, absolutely. Yeah. I have a stack of disc golf discs in one of my cars and, I don't play enough to have lost it. So that's how I'm like, yeah, I've got it out there somewhere. Do it. >> Speaker B: Did you slow down since the window incident?
>> Speaker A: Who told you? Did I tell you about that? >> Speaker B: You told me. >> Speaker A: Okay, good. >> Speaker B: did you know that we recreated it, me and my buddies. >> Speaker A: I think you told me this. >> Speaker B: And we twice, two different occasions, carried the basket all over campus to recreate the old. >> Speaker A: The old one. The old one was just. I enjoyed it much more.
>> Speaker B: I threw my first eagle on the old one. Yeah, the cross the pond shot. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Now that I play a lot more, it shouldn't have been a par four, but I mean, course par with a par four, so I'll take it. >> Speaker A: Yeah. I'm not going to say that I ruined that course for everyone, but I definitely think I played a large part in ruining that course for everyone.
>> Speaker B: There was also a guy wandering the halls of Balio, and it was a girl's dorm supposedly looking for a bathroom. >> Speaker A: Or think, you know, maybe you told. >> Speaker B: Me that, so I think that probably played into it. >> Speaker A: Yeah, I just remember crashing my disc through that window and I called so many people to try to handle it, but all the ras were out of town on a retreat. Mike was sick or something with the
campus safety stuff. And so I finally just went down and told student life. I said, hey, I threw a frisbee through a girl's window in Balio. And he's like, okay, I'll get a hold of somebody. And then later that evening, there was cardboard in the window, but it looked like the girls had put it up. And I was like, oh, I feel so bad. And then everybody came back and I went and found Hayden herring and I was like, hey, by the way, y'all were camping, couldn't get a hold of
you. I did crash a frisbee through a girl's window. >> Speaker B: Was it your epic. >> Speaker A: No, I want to say, it wasn't a nuke. It was something like one of those inova something. >> Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? Or something. >> Speaker A: Yeah. It was not like a. I hammer through it and it just. Oh, no. Why? I
didn't pay for it. I told them I'm absolutely willing to pay for it, but by that point, I think they had lost the thread of what happened, and they're just like, we need a new window. Just put a window. Yeah. Got away. Yeah, man. Yeah. I appreciate it. and thank you again for taking time away from your family to do. >> Speaker B: I mean, Sam's down for a nap, so this was good timing. >> Speaker A: Perfect. Is he good sleeper?
>> Speaker B: Yeah, he is. He's a really good sleeper, which is. >> Speaker A: That makes. That makes a lot of difference. >> Speaker B: Yes, it does. For his parents as well. >> Speaker A: Sweet, man. Well, I appreciate it. And, yeah, I'll try to be in touch more often about stuff. Staking. >> Speaker B: Yeah, that'd be fun. It'd be fun to hang out. Have you played Cascadia?
>> Speaker A: I think I've played it once. It's one of those where I have it and I've played it, but I don't play it enough to be like, yes, I play that. >> Speaker B: Cool. I was just curious because I know, I remember we used to do our board game nights. We did that for, like, one summer. Remember those Wednesday nights? I still remember the cashing guns at Walmart. That was stupid. >> Speaker A: Yeah, that was,
I tell people these stories and they're like, you did not. And I'm like, well, we did. >> Speaker A: And then Gavin's a cop. I'm like, I'm like, if you made it, we're. You're. He's like, that's not. Yeah. >> Speaker B: What's Austin doing these days? >> Speaker A: He works for. Or actually, he lives in Dallas. no. >> Speaker B: Okay. >> Speaker A: Yeah, him and Kelly and their daughter live out there.
>> Speaker B: that was his longtime girlfriend, right? They were dating way back when. Or was that somebody else, or did he end up marrying somebody else? >> Speaker A: Austin at, Corbin was never really dating, and then he and Kelly met at Corbin, but it wasn't until he got done that they began to date. Like, he graduated, and then they started to. >> Speaker B: Right. I think that was right when we started the game nights, though. Sometime around there, maybe.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. And then Gavin and Bailey have been together. Yeah. >> Speaker B: He was already married or was close to being married or something when we were doing. >> Speaker A: Yeah, he. He was just getting ready to get married. but they dated since, like, 7th or eigth. Grade or something like that. They've been together a long time.
>> Speaker B: I got a budy that did that. He was a 7th grader and she was in 6th grade, and they started hanging out, and it was like, he kind of told me. He's like, yeah, there's never really, like, over dating now. He's like, yeah, her parents just started calling me her boyfriend, and I never argued with them. >> Speaker A: Why argue with it? Don't break what ain't fixed, or whatever they say. well, sweet, dude. well, I appreciate it, and I will let you get back to your family.
>> Speaker B: Sounds good. >> Speaker A: Yeah, we'll be in touch for sure. >> Speaker B: Perfect. Sounds sweet, man. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Have a good one. You too. Bye bye. >> Speaker A: This has been another episode of privy. Thanks for listening. Follow, us at privycast. Send us an email privycast@gmail.com, if you want to be like Bradley's dad, Dr. Troll, and be, an email sender, we would love that. Also,
a reminder, keep pooping in the free world. the free world was not always free. And so a, dollar for every rating and review that is left goes to the wounded warrior projects. We would love to send them some love. This will do it for another episode of privy. Thank you for listening. Thanks to Kevin and Pottington for the. >> Speaker B: Use of their music. >> Speaker A: Thanks again to Bradley for joining us and giving up his time.
>> Speaker B: Own your stank spray before you go. >> Speaker A: And now, as always, don't forget to flush.