>> Hunter Hoover: Al right, finish your wet sipping and then I'm gonna do the intro and then I will introduce you. Finish the wet sipping hit record. And all I hear is. >> Ana Hoover: Sorry. >> Hunter Hoover: Welcome back to Privy. Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from my home bathroom. I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms. Welcome back everyone. Um, I hope you enjoyed your Groundhogs Day festivities. Uh, I know it was kind of. It
was kind of different for me this year. Groundhog's Day was on a weekend and so I usually wrap up my. My Groundhog's Day viewing into my morning routineh and so I had to watch it later. I it's a bit sacrilege, but um, um, I watched him yank Phil and uh, it was, it was good good Phil yanking for the morning. So. But that's our first February tradition. Our second February tradition for those who've joined us before.
Um, in honor of the other the ugly stepchild of February holidays, we we regularly have my w. Anna Hoover on for. For Valentine's Day. So so she's stuck here in the bathroom with me. Anna, how are you? >> Ana Hoover: I'm doing all right. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Good. U um, uh, what do you. What do you in your. So I think sometimes people hear me not complain about Valentine's Day, but talk less than positively about Valentine's Day.
>> Ana Hoover: Mhm. >> Hunter Hoover: But like, why don't you give your your perspective on Valentine's Day? What? Just give it to us. >> Ana Hoover: You mean like what do I like about Valentine s store Day? >> Hunter Hoover: So do you. So. Well, you've already. So then you like it. Let's start there. >> Ana Hoover: I like it because we get to go out on a date, but we. >> Hunter Hoover: Don'T do it on Valentine's Day.
>> Ana Hoover: Yeah, but I still count it as a date for Valentine's Day. >> Hunter Hoover: The wonder if I should use Valentine's Day as an excuse to cancel young adults. Pretty sure it's on a Friday. >> Ana Hoover: It is on a Friday. >> Hunter Hoover: O that might be it. You know, most the young adults aren't gon toa show up because either they're. >> Ana Hoover: Well, half of them are married. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
>> Ana Hoover: That's kind of generous. Yeah, some of them are married. >> Hunter Hoover: No, there's about half yeah, there's about half that are married because they married other people in the young adults group. Um. ###eah we'll see know. Yeah. Yeah, we'll see. But so you like Valentine's Day? You think it's good? >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. >> Ana Hoover: I think it's fun. You have some white stuff in.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's it's marshmallow. Fluff from the you we made. We made hot chocolate. So we're. If you hear us sipping as we do this, it's. We made probably the worst drink decision for recording a podcast which is hot chocolate with a lake of marshmallow fluff on top. So my mustache is filled with marshmallow fluff. >> Ana Hoover: It's so good though. It's game changer.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it is pretty good. It's like I think it's what a lot of these places do when they do soft top. >> Ana Hoover: Mhm. >> Hunter Hoover: I think it's the same thing. >> Ana Hoover: I think they lighten it a bit more m it with some milk. >> Hunter Hoover: I think their scam is they are just using like watered down marshmallow fluff and charging you a dollar fifty. So it's possible. Yeah'to ask Rachel. She's
probably done that to people. I can't complain. Rachel gave me a industrial sized jug of pumpkin spice. Um which I'm discovering it if I do too many pumpkin spice coffees. >> Ana Hoover: Uh, you don't like pumpkin? >> Hunter Hoover: No, no. That's not the problem that we're having. Um, just the bathroom experience is different. It is different. Really? Yeah, it's. It's much more liquid. >> Ana Hoover: Gross. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, yeah. It. I'm blaming the
pumpkin spice, specifically the Starbucks pumpkin. It doesn't take much. I did it take a hit of it one time. Just straight uposs. Yo. It was. It's very sweet and it's very cinnamony. Cinnamony. Well, so we'we've done this a few times. That's what she said. Uh, and ve we've kind of run the gamut. We've done questions round one. Questions round two. Yeah, I'm pretty sure last year I did a mock game show with you. That was what my notes said.
>> Ana Hoover: We must have I don't remember year ago. >> Hunter Hoover: We don't even remember the last years. Felt like four years. >> Ana Hoover: It's been a long year. >> Hunter Hoover: Mmm. M. >> Ana Hoover: Um, we have both kids in school now, so that's why. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: And I have a job that's like. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Were you working? I know where you're working
but tell other people about it. Just pretend like I don't know where you're working. >> Ana Hoover: I work at our church. I'm the office assistant. >> Hunter Hoover: Office assistant to the office manager. Assistant to the office manager. >> Ana Hoover: M Assistant to the office manager. >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Do you like it? >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, I really like it a lot. >> Hunter Hoover: I'll hit. I'll hit end record and then you know. I'm just kidding. No, it.
>> Ana Hoover: I really like it. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. It seems like it's oh, that's gonna be a good atit. Uh, it's gonna. Yeah, it seems like it's fun. I mean, I enjoy it. >> Ana Hoover: There's sometime when I get too much. I get too much done too fast. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: I can't help it. It's not because I'm trying to get things done quickly. It's because my brain says, here's your task.
Finish it. And then I finish the task. And then because of the way that my dad raised me, my brain says, what is an easier way to make this task easier for me later? >> Hunter Hoover: Huh? >> Ana Hoover: And so now all of the things that I used to wait and do, like at the beginning, just at the end of every month or getting ready for something, I already have them all done for the entire year.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Speaking of doing things ahead of time to make life for you easier, I want to direct your attention to the empty toilet paper room. >> Ana Hoover: I didn't do that. That was not me. You were the last person in here. >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Ana Hoover: Then it was one of our kids pooping. No, it was not me. I'CHANGED Ah. >> Hunter Hoover: Was not me.
>> Ana Hoover: Changing the role every single time recently. You can keep saying that all you want. >> Hunter Hoover: Changed it. >> Ana Hoover: No, I've changed it. That's not me. I didn't. It's one of our kids. It's gotta be. >> Hunter Hoover: I don't think so. >> Ana Hoover: Uh, I do. It's either them or you. >> Hunter Hoover: No, it's. No, I changed theirs. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, well, they don't know how I know. >> Hunter Hoover: That's fair.
>> Ana Hoover: I think one of our kids came in here and used the bathroom and then just left it. >> Hunter Hoover: Why? They don't know. >> Ana Hoover: Because maybe the other bathroom was full. >> Hunter Hoover: No, I think. >> Ana Hoover: Um. Can I have a tissue? >> Hunter Hoover: Sure. We're in a bathroom after all. >> Ana Hoover: Sorry, man. It was a little read. Yep.
>> Hunter Hoover: You're good. It helps the edit later when I. When it's allergy season. It's just like these little spikes and going the whole time. >> Ana Hoover: Sorry. >> Hunter Hoover: Um, well, some of the things this year for Valentine's, they have a few different types of questions. They got a few different categories. >> Ana Hoover: Okay, I'm ready. >> Hunter Hoover: Put down some categories for you. So the
categories. And you can shop around. Let's. We'll let you pick. It's like a. It's like a. It's like you're on a date and you're picking what you want o. T. >> Ana Hoover: So I want you to pick all the things for the dates. >> Hunter Hoover: Huh, huh? >> Ana Hoover: Huh. >> Hunter Hoover: Me? >> Ana Hoover: Well, yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: You don't, though, because if I pick it, sometimes it's like, um. Oh, okay. Uh, we're getting a Costco hot dog. Okay.
>> Ana Hoover: Yeah. Sometimes you could. >> Hunter Hoover: Sometimes you need to say, hey, I don't want to get a Costco hot dog or fast food wings, and I want to go sit down, and that's fine. And then I'll pick a sit down if that's what you want. But, like, if you're like, we should go get something. It's like, cool. $50 dog and drink you eat sometimes. >> Ana Hoover: Like, we're still 25. >> Hunter Hoover: What does that mean? What does it mean that I eat like
we're 25? Like the food I choose? >> Ana Hoover: Yes. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. Well, it's because it's cheap. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. But sometimes you should say, hmm, I think we should go out and just do something nice and special. And Ann a not have to say, let's go to a sit down. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Yeah, but the Costco dog'pretty good. And you do have. There is seating. >> Ana Hoover: You and I food court burp the Costco
y dog. That's part of the terrible Costco. >> Hunter Hoover: It's Costco Dog 1.5. >> Ana Hoover: Because we're both older. It, uh. >> Hunter Hoover: The lifespan of the Costco dog is mouth enjoyment 1. Mouth enjoyment 2. But enjoyment 1. >> Ana Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Nos enjoyment 1. >> Ana Hoover: Because you can smell it when you burp it and fart. >> Hunter Hoover: No. Anyway, uh, so. So do you not want to choose these, or do you want me to.
>> Ana Hoover: Pick o. I was. >> Hunter Hoover: So your options are questions for women. >> Ana Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: Etiquette. >> Ana Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: For women. Valent times'day for women. >> Ana Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Those are your choices. >> Ana Hoover: So do I get to pick, like, as many. We'll do allk. Just start down. The list's okay.
>> Hunter Hoover: Questions for women. Give us your experience with feminine hygiene products. >> Ana Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: So, like, like, you want my first interaction with how much. >> Hunter Hoover: Remember, it's on the Internet. So, like, you know. But I don't know, like, your interaction, you know, what's your preferred m like, product? >> Ana Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: Um, well, is that, like, too
personal? I don't know. I don't use them. >> Ana Hoover: I know you don't. Um, my first interaction ever was, um, my mom handed me a box and said, the instructions are inside. >> Hunter Hoover: It's like a Lego. >> Ana Hoover: And then, I don't know, like, men. >> Hunter Hoover: Don'T really think have pictures. >> Ana Hoover: U. Um, I don't. I have a box. No, I have one here. >> Hunter Hoover: No, it's fine. We don't need to get out.
>> Ana Hoover: It shows you, like, the applicator and things like that. But then it also talks about toxic shock syndrome. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, see, that seems generally bad, which. >> Ana Hoover: You can get because it's A foreign object in your body. Um, but then my mom, I was like, oh, these are so freaky. I don't like these. And my mom went to the store and bought me pads and I tried a pad and I was like, I hate this. It's like wearing a diaper and I hate
it. And so I never used. >> Hunter Hoover: Is the toxic shock from, like, the actual product or is it like the blood doesn't get. >> Ana Hoover: It can just cause a backacterial infectionential especially. >> Hunter Hoover: Is that why you buy, like, name brand? >> Ana Hoover: I. Well, all women kind of have a preference of what they like. >> Hunter Hoover: Right, right. >> Ana Hoover: And so, like, when I first started.
Started, um, some of the ladies in my family, like the Tampe, that have the cardboard applicator with just hard cotton on the end. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it seems bad. >> Ana Hoover: And then other females in my family, like the tampe Pearl, which has got a plastic applicator all the way around. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, um, for all the females in your family are really on it right now. Welcome to the show, females and honest family. >> Ana Hoover: I didn't name people.
>> Hunter Hoover: They know who they are, though. >> Ana Hoover: I know they do. And they know who the other persons are, so it's fine. >> Hunter Hoover: Do they make, like, reusable applicators? Don't, um, fe tmtmtm. Okay. >> Ana Hoover: I don't think so. I mean, you could use. So like a, uh, menstrual cup is reusable. You just wash them in the dishwasher. >> Hunter Hoover: That noe wrong. Bathtub is where that gets washed. No dishwash. I'm gonna tell you
this for free. I'mnna tell you this for free. If I go over to somebody's house or if I'm anywhere and I'm asked to interface with a dishwasher and I open up because I know what this looks like. Because unfortunately. Uh, not unfortunately, but, like, you know, it was unfortunate for me. I had to. I did research on these actually last year for Women's Day. Women's Day coming up. Don't worry. Oh, boy. Um, but like, happy, happy International Women's Day early, I guess. But I looked these up and
I was baffled. It's pretty much just like a weird silicone thing that just holds blood. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, that's e. Roll it. >> Hunter Hoover: That's insert depraved. Yeah, that's depraved. So that in my brain should never enter the kitchen. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, you rinse it out in the bathtub and then you wash it in the bathub in the dishwasher to disinfect. >> Hunter Hoover: Why would. No, just. It can't.
>> Ana Hoover: Can't dis it's got toa be cleand with hot water in the sink. With hot water. >> Hunter Hoover: Yes, it is. >> Ana Hoover: No, they clean them in the dishwashers. >> Hunter Hoover: The dishwasher waters the same temperature as the sink water. >> Ana Hoover: But you can get reusable pads. A lot of people have been making reusable pads. There's lots of shops on Etsy that sell reusable pads. And they're like cute in fabric.
>> Hunter Hoover: They don't need to be cute. And you wash. Not for anything that is cute. >> Ana Hoover: You wash them in your washhing machine. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Those are not going toa be the same color after you bleach them because. >> Ana Hoover: They have so the. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, see, then it's got bleach. >> Ana Hoover: I wait. >> Hunter Hoover: Getting the bleach down in the zone.
>> Ana Hoover: You clean yourself. They get cleaned. And so'outer part of it is like a design. And then it has a white cottony piece that you insert into the pad and that's the piece that gets washed. And so you just bleach it. >> Hunter Hoover: So. So just to recap, I think last year, the year before, I asked you. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: About reusable toilet paper. >> Ana Hoover: Yuck. >> Hunter Hoover: And you said yuck.
>> Ana Hoover: Yeah, I did. >> Hunter Hoover: But you are like, no reusable menstrual pads. >> Ana Hoover: I wouldn't use them. >> Hunter Hoover: But that's not. That's gross. >> Ana Hoover: People do. But same thing as like reusable diapers. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And I know what I've said in the past and I was wrong. >> Ana Hoover: Yes. Sure. >> Hunter Hoover: You have to admit, reusable anything down there,
it'just as gross as reusable toilet paper. Yes. >> Ana Hoover: Just seems it key to me. >> Hunter Hoover: All of it. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, all of it seems. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, good. >> Ana Hoover: I use disposable. >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. And she disposes of them in the trash. >> Ana Hoover: Because you don't stick them in the toilet. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Because if you flush them down the toilet, you might be a d gen every so often.
>> Ana Hoover: You can't help that. It will just. >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. It's the whos whoopsy that happens everyy. Everybody's due for a whipsy, but yeah. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. So how long or how do I ask? How many cycles did it take you to find the one that you like. >> Ana Hoover: Like a youth, as a youth? Um, I don't know. One or two. >> Hunter Hoover: Really? >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
>> Hunter Hoover: I feel like that's not normal. I feel like a lot of people probably have to shop around a while. >> Ana Hoover: I had older sisters. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, that probably helps. >> Ana Hoover: They're like, this is the better one. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. They take the speed bumps for you. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. Mm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Um, cool. Well, so the next question on that.
>> Ana Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: Have you ever seen one in the store and thought to yourself, I wonder if that one would be better? Like I want to. Have you ever thought I want to try. >> Ana Hoover: I have used other brands, but I only like things I have, uh. The plastic applicator. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Because I saw one that was like bamboo. Like it had like reusable. Not reusable, but it was like repurposed bamboo something.
>> Ana Hoover: Yeah. There are some that don't have an ad applicator and you just. And then some of them don't have a string. >> Hunter Hoover: See that I would be wored to get stuck. >> Ana Hoover: And then you just reach in and pull it out. >> Hunter Hoover: No, you can't be. Not in public. You can't be doing that in public. >> Ana Hoover: Just wipe your fingers a toilet paper and then wash your hands.
>> Hunter Hoover: No, I want no blood involved with my bathroom trips. >> Ana Hoover: You don't ever have to have that. Women have. >> Hunter Hoover: You get spicy backside and you get a little blood. >> Ana Hoover: But I think that's called hemorrhoids maybe. Um. >> Hunter Hoover: Do you think that. So out here in Oregon. We're out here in the. The Pacific Northwest. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: And in Oregon there's a big push less so
now. I mean it really like it was like a flash in the pan. They were like, we have to have tampons and pads in every bathroom. Man, woman. And they them are. And we got to make sure that they all have them. Do you think establishments should provide feminine hygiene products like toilet paper? So like, uh, when you go. So let's say you go to Target and I'll just say women's bathroom at Target. >> Ana Hoover: They have them. >> Hunter Hoover: Theyin't. No way. At Target.
>> Ana Hoover: Yeah, they have machines. >> Hunter Hoover: Do you have to pay? >> Ana Hoover: Uh, sometimes. Sometimes they're 25 cents. >> Hunter Hoover: No way. >> Ana Hoover: Yes. >> Hunter Hoover: So wait, this is like already a thing. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Do they have good ones? >> Ana Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, so they're not like worth getting.
>> Ana Hoover: No. If you want a good one, you have to pay more. >> Hunter Hoover: But can you own the thing? >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Really? >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. The movie theater in town has one. You can get chapstick out of it. >> Hunter Hoover: That is not in the men's room. >> Ana Hoover: No, it's a women's room. >> Hunter Hoover: And people you might think like, oh, maybe the men's room
has like condoms. And it does not. That does not have that. That's the thing. It like bars sometimes is you'll be able to get like Jimmy hats and stuff. But like. >> Ana Hoover: No, it's like 50 cents. Sometimes 25 cents. Hu. >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, okay. So do you think they should be free? >> Ana Hoover: No. Somebody had to make them. >> Hunter Hoover: Well, no, but like so Besides, if.
>> Ana Hoover: You'Re in the bathroom and you don't have one and there's another lady in the bathroom, you just go, excuse me, do you happen to a sister up and general through the rock? Generally a woman be like, oh, yeah, I got you. And then just, you're gonna, you're gonna. >> Hunter Hoover: Do that underneath the thing and somebody's gonna hand you just like a wadded up toilet paper. Like, I don't know this. >> Ana Hoover: Sometimes you got toa do that.
>> Hunter Hoover: No, no. >> Ana Hoover: When I was in high school, I was embarrassed about having to use them. >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. >> Ana Hoover: Even though it's like something every girl has to do. >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. >> Ana Hoover: I remember going to the nurse's office to ask for one because my period had started. >> Hunter Hoover: Mm hmm. Fun times.
>> Ana Hoover: And uh, when I got in there, one of my friends was in there, except for he was a male friend. >> Hunter Hoover: In the nurses office. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. But he was like assisting her and she was out of the office, so I had to ask him for one. >> Hunter Hoover: Just tell him it's for a friend. >> Ana Hoover: And he opened the drawer and handed it to me. And so after that I just carried a box in my backpack.
>> Hunter Hoover: Like, who was one of your friends? Who was one of your friends? Like a leg like a girl? >> Ana Hoover: Uh, I guess I could have just said it was for somebody else, but. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, just be like, hey, no, at. >> Ana Hoover: That point I was too embarrassed. >> Hunter Hoover: She forgot one, silly. She needs this. >> Ana Hoover: And so, uh, I just. After that I carried a box. And then when the little freshman girls would text me and
be like, do you have a damampon? I would be likewing across the whole room. >> Hunter Hoover: I bet your teachers love that. Did you get in trouble? >> Ana Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: You should have got in trouble. Get in trouble in my room. >> Ana Hoover: They need to do. >> Hunter Hoover: They can walk over and grab ite. >> Ana Hoover: I was mostly across the band room. Just.
>> Hunter Hoover: You should. You should have got detention throwing tampons. >> Ana Hoover: Band teacher liked me. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, well, he probably liked the tampons flying all over his room. Ye usually deviant behavior is what it. >> Ana Hoover: Is before class started. >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. Do they make scented feminine hygiene products? Like perfumed? >> Ana Hoover: Huh? >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. Does. Is there like a
dangerous. I feel like that's dangerous to stick, like perfumed scented stuff. >> Ana Hoover: If you're like allergic to that kind of stuff, don't use them. >> Hunter Hoover: Hmm. M. All right. Well, there you go. I thought. Do they make like weird, like they're usually floral scented. Okay. They don't have it like, like toasted vanilla marshmallow or something like that? >> Ana Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
>> Ana Hoover: They're usually floral scented. Because. >> Hunter Hoover: Because. Because if I've learned Anything. When they make, when they make bathroom products. Toasted vanilla, marshmallow scented. It's not a good thing. It's a bad move. >> Ana Hoover: Mm, mhm. >> Hunter Hoover: Hmm. Should make ah, scented to. You think they got scented toilet paper? Do they really? Yeah, it's probably pretty expensive. >> Ana Hoover: Probably d it.
>> Hunter Hoover: I want like chili dog scented toilet paper. >> Ana Hoover: That sounds terrible. >> Hunter Hoover: No, it'd be great. >> Ana Hoover: Why would that be great? >> Hunter Hoover: Because it like. Okay, uh, if you, if you like pooping and you smell, you know if you smelled like, like lilacs or like lemon or something like that. Mhm. It's pretty clear what's going on. Like somebody has lavender was plum wild.
Uh, but it's like, it's clear, like oh, somebody's got that toilet paper. But if they had chili dogs scented, you don't expect that. >> Ana Hoover: That's true. >> Hunter Hoover: And it would be like, oh wait, this is, this is a new experience. I've never experienced this before. Um, um. Have I ever told you the story about the high schooler tampon bowling? >> Ana Hoover: Yes, you have. >> Hunter Hoover: What are your thoughts about that? Do you have any thoughts?
>> Ana Hoover: It's a mega waste. >> Hunter Hoover: I mean, I would argue putting tampons in the boys bathroom was a waste from the beginning. So. >> Ana Hoover: You got me there. I think that's a waste too. But yes, I think it's a waste. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: People can use though. Like they could have. They can't anymore. They've been contaminated. Full germs.
>> Hunter Hoover: What's the stupidest thing you've heard of somebody doing with tampons? Besides that. Or feminine hygiene products? Pads. One time, I think in high school somebody took like a whole box of pads and like spelled something like stuck them to like a locker or something and spelled something on somebody's locker. >> Ana Hoover: I think the weirdest thing I've ever seen is somebody took a pad and stuck it into somebody's car and then it rained.
>> Hunter Hoover: Pretty sure we know someone that stuck one on his face and then like laid there with it on his face, took a nap. Or his wife stuck on his face. >> Ana Hoover: That's gross, Kyle. Oh, that's right, he did do that. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: Oh, I forgot about that. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it was not used. That would have been gross. >> Ana Hoover: Ye, no, no. Somebody put it on somebody's car
and then it rained and then it was very. They were like the big oneoo. Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Huh. Wonder huh? If you stuck. I wonder if you stuck a tampon in somebody's gas tank, what that would do. >> Ana Hoover: It would expand. Yeah, but not like, not. I mean it wouldn't be good. You probably. >> Hunter Hoover: He would Soak up all the gas. How many gallons will it hold? >> Ana Hoover: Uh, not gallons. Not gallons. It's not gallons. You're like, no, it's not gallons.
>> Hunter Hoover: I don't know how many ounces one holds. We're having a live Google. There's a googling never wondered that. Huh huh. How many ounces does it hold? >> Ana Hoover: Mhm. >> Hunter Hoover: Anything over four is, um, unimaginable. >> Ana Hoover: The light one can hold up to 3ml of fluid. >> Hunter Hoover: It's not a lot. >> Ana Hoover: Super. Or can hold up to 12 milliliters of fluid. >> Hunter Hoover: That's also not a lot.
>> Ana Hoover: Uh, how much blood do you think women bleed? >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. I guess that makes sense. >> Ana Hoover: We're not bleeding gallons, but I thought. >> Hunter Hoover: They absorbed more than that. >> Ana Hoover: They're not very big. They have to. >> Hunter Hoover: I don t understand where they go. I just thought like, I don't know. I feel like if you stuck one in a bowl of water, it would.
>> Ana Hoover: Absorb more than that 'not a ton. >> Hunter Hoover: There might be some science projects in my future. Um, do you have any, like, last minute feminine hygiene product tips before we go to some etiquette questions? >> Ana Hoover: Make sure you remove it before you stick a new one in. >> Hunter Hoover: You know those, like, pencils where, like, it has the pencil and you, like, stick the lead and it pushes the. It's like that.
>> Ana Hoover: Yep. >> Hunter Hoover: Can you, can you accidentally do that and, like, get one stuck? >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. Then you have to dig it out. Um. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, gosh. I'm throw up. >> Ana Hoover: Don't. >> Hunter Hoover: I'm gonna throw up. Gosh. Dig it out. Nope. Okay, that's. That's gross. Sorry. Sorry, ladies. I don't like that thought. All right, so, uh, etiquette and women in the bathroom. So question I think I asked you,
but I don't remember. Why do women go to the bathroom in pairs or sets? Like, what is the purpose of that? >> Ana Hoover: Well, you talk to each other. And two, for safety. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Safety. That it? >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Just'just to talk. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: And be safe. >> Ana Hoover: U uh-huh. Huh. >> Hunter Hoover: Hu. What do you need to talk to them
about that? You can't just walk around talking to people about nothing. >> Ana Hoover: You're just literally talking. It's not like it'a special conation. It's not a special conversation. >> Hunter Hoover: Secret conversations happening in that women's bathroom. Men. I know it. We will. Will have. We will have to find it. Someone will tell U um, have you ever heard of women hovering over the toilet seat? M Do you do that?
>> Ana Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: What about in public. >> Ana Hoover: If the toilet is really icky? Yes. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. What do you think about people doing that, like, as a practice, like, all the time. Well, I mean, like, I don't know. >> Ana Hoover: It's really good abs. >> Hunter Hoover: Well, it's not abs. >> Ana Hoover: I mean, you're squatting over the toilet. You have to get pretty close if you're a girl.
>> Hunter Hoover: So this is my grievance with the hovers of the world is I was a janitor for some time. >> Ana Hoover: Yep. >> Hunter Hoover: Um, and the women's bathroom always had pee everywhere. And I couldn't figure it out. And so I'm convinced that there were women that were hovering. M. But maybe not getting close enough, as you've said. And just. Well, sometimes also women's pee doesn't come out like a stream. I feel like it's like.
>> Ana Hoover: It'S not p. Well, if. >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. Never mind. >> Ana Hoover: Sometimes it comes out of a stream. Sometimes you get like a weird. Like. I don't know how to describe it, but it comes out funky. >> Hunter Hoover: Like an air bubble. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. What. >> Hunter Hoover: If my wiener farts? We've got a problem. No, I'm saying, like, that would be wild. If I was peeing and it was like, bubble. Sometimes there's a
bubble that seems bad. I think if that happens in guys, it's bad. Like, I think that's a sign that something's wrong. >> Ana Hoover: I don't know. And sometimes it does come out like. >> Hunter Hoover: Yes's. That's the thing that I'm talking about. It's like. It's like a pressure release valve. >> Ana Hoover: Sometimes it does that and sometimes it goes between the seat. >> Hunter Hoover: No. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
>> Hunter Hoover: Why? Now I know what this hover job's doing with pee everywhere. It's like how. >> Ana Hoover: Mm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: It's on the floor. I don't get. >> Ana Hoover: People don't wipe and they stand up and it just drips. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, so. So that's one move. But then the other move is you actually put your feet on the seat. >> Ana Hoover: Mmmm. >> Hunter Hoover: And then you squat.
>> Ana Hoover: Yeah. Holding the top of the doors. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, holding the top of the door. And you do it like that? Yeah. You ever tried it? >> Ana Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: So I tried it once. >> Ana Hoover: Church. Why? >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, to do it. >> Ana Hoover: How did it go for you? >> Hunter Hoover: I. >> Ana Hoover: Did you hit the wall?
>> Hunter Hoover: No, I didn't hit the wall. I would. And if I did, I clean it up. Michael, if you're listening, um, what I did forgot is like. So I was obviously for pooping purposes. For me, guys don't have to do that to pee. >> Ana Hoover: I know. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. I forgot that, like, when you poop, you also pee a little bit. And so like, accidentally, like a little bit. On the floor, and it, like, splashed water when it happens. So it was. I
don't. It's easier just to sit, but there's people that do that. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, I know. >> Hunter Hoover: Could you. Okay, so you go in the bathroom, and you're walking down the stalls, and you just see somebody's hands like this. >> Ana Hoover: I've never seen a woman do that. >> Hunter Hoover: No, but what would you do? >> Ana Hoover: I don't know. Probably just find a stall. Not right next to them, Go up.
>> Hunter Hoover: There and try to, like, their hands off till they fall. >> Ana Hoover: No, I probably just go to a stall away from them. >> Hunter Hoover: Hu'be so funny, though. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. But if I think, like, if they're doing their business, you should just leave them al on. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Yeah. So, in observation, the women's bathroom line is always twice as long as the man's. >> Ana Hoover: Uh-huh. >> Hunter Hoover: Hu Thoughts?
>> Ana Hoover: I have no idea. >> Hunter Hoover: Is it just because they have to sit? >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, could be. The other thing is, like, I got. >> Hunter Hoover: A. I got a grievance about this. >> Ana Hoover: Stuck. >> Hunter Hoover: The bottom. The bottom of this cup is just coated with marshmallow fluff. >> Ana Hoover: Um, the other thing is, is, like, women will just stand in the line waiting for the other
person that went with them. And then a line forms. M h. And then you have a lot of like, um. Excuse me, are you in line? No, I'm not. I'm just waiting. >> Hunter Hoover: That's annoying. >> Ana Hoover: There's an insane amount of that that happens. >> Hunter Hoover: Just waiting there. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. And then people will, like, gross. We're stuck in this bathroom together, so gets edited out. >> Hunter Hoover: That's the best part.
>> Ana Hoover: So the other thing. >> Hunter Hoover: Do you want me to do it? Not in the bathroom. >> Ana Hoover: So the other. The other thing is, is that, um, women, um, if the door is shut, we just kind of assume it's full. And so people will stand there for a while before being like the door. >> Hunter Hoover: Like the bathroom itself. >> Ana Hoover: Every. All the bathrooms, all women bathrooms have just stalls. >> Hunter Hoover: Yes.
>> Ana Hoover: Yeah. So if there's no. For your own. >> Hunter Hoover: I understand. >> Ana Hoover: It's a door shut. Most women just assume it'salls are full. Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah. See, man. >> Ana Hoover: And then they'll just stand there for a little bit, and then finally somebody will be like, walk and, like, try to push on doors. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So men. The opposite is true. Um, the line forms in the bathroom.
>> Ana Hoover: The line for the women's is in the bathroom, too. Comes all the way out. >> Hunter Hoover: Well, you just said that it doesn't. You wait for people to come out. Don't know. >> Ana Hoover: No, no, no, no, no. Sometimes there's the line. So you see the Women's line. It's outside the bathroom. Goes in. >> Hunter Hoover: Uh. Uh-huh. Huh. >> Ana Hoover: Inside the bathroom, the front of that line is usually
five or six women who are not actually in line to go to the bathroom. They're just waiting for somebody in the bathroom. And what happens is two people go to the bathroom at the same time. >> Hunter Hoover: That's the posse line. >> Ana Hoover: And then posse. >> Hunter Hoover: Not the other thing. I didn't say the other thing. >> Ana Hoover: And the other person who came with them, it doesn't have to go to the bathroom. Just stands and waits.
>> Hunter Hoover: Excellent T shirt idea. >> Ana Hoover: If you think about it, it's really our own fault that we go to the bathroom and sets. And that's why the lines are so long. It's twice as many of us. >> Hunter Hoover: Two pack. >> Ana Hoover: Two pack T shirts. >> Hunter Hoover: And one of the words on it is posse. And the other word is similar to that word. >> Ana Hoover: Is it potty? >> Hunter Hoover: Nope. Anyway, uh, that's a
terrible idea. Guarantee you that sells it would, though. >> Ana Hoover: So go on. >> Hunter Hoover: Um, so when the lines really long, have you ever, like, said screw it and hit and use the men's room? >> Ana Hoover: Yes. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: M. Hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: How long ago was that? >> Ana Hoover: It's been a couple years. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay.
>> Ana Hoover: And then I came out and there was a dude waiting. And it was weird. But if the line's long enough and you gotta go bad enough. >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah. Here's what I'm gonna say. If a guy goes into the men's. >> Ana Hoover: Room and there's a woman in there, man just leaves. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And it's less weird than if a. >> Ana Hoover: Well, usually I won't go into a men's room that has
multiple, like, stalls. Oh, that's not Dr. I accidentally went into the men's room at Winco. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, that's right. >> Ana Hoover: It took Sarah in there. And then I didn't make hu. Me. And I was like, it's okay. You can do it. And the person in this STL next to me was like, super duper quiet. And then I came out and I was washing Sarah's hands. And like, in the mirror you could see the urinal. And I was like, frick.
And I came out of the bathroom and I was hanging out with my friend Kayla. I, uh, was like, kayla, I just took her to the men. Um, and the guy who came out after me was very, very red faced. Like, he was definitely more embarrassed. >> Hunter Hoover: He was grunting one out for his life. And then he heard you and he went. The turd flew back up into his butt. >> Ana Hoover: Cause it's like, I felt really bad. >> Hunter Hoover: Do women ever perfume their Butt.
>> Ana Hoover: No. What do you mean? Like spray perfume on their butt? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: If um, you have stinky pants. >> Hunter Hoover: How would you get stinky pants? From farting? No, from other stuff. >> Ana Hoover: When you're on your lady time. Yes. >> Hunter Hoover: There's a lot of odors. >> Ana Hoover: There's odors. >> Hunter Hoover: But like so that is perfuming. That happens for that sometimes. Huh?
>> Ana Hoover: Hu. It's not like. It's mostly you just spray your jeans. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: And that way there's like not a icky smell. Sorry. >> Hunter Hoover: You're good. You're just like. >> Ana Hoover: I'm trying. >> Hunter Hoover: You lean forward. >> Ana Hoover: I'm sorry. >> Hunter Hoover: No, you're fine. Uh, I guess I'm just curious because like you got like poo pori sprayed in the bowl. You like room spray.
>> Ana Hoover: Mm mhm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: And I'm wondering. And not just women, like obviously men, probably primarily men, but like butt deodorant. Tm Tm tm. Um, they've got ball deodorant. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, but that would be weird. >> Hunter Hoover: Why would butt deodorant be weird? >> Ana Hoover: Well, where exactly are you putting that crack cheek. No, that seems weird. >> Hunter Hoover: Why?
>> Ana Hoover: I mean women will put deodorant on their thighs to keep from chafing. >> Hunter Hoover: If you got an all natural deodorant and then like you're done poop don't. >> Ana Hoover: Really sweat in your. >> Hunter Hoover: Go ahead and say that. Why? You definitely get crack. Sweat. Definitely. Do women not get crack? >> Ana Hoover: Uh, no. There's that freaks. I don't like that idea. That seems. >> Hunter Hoover: But deodorant.
>> Ana Hoover: Yeah. I don't like that you gives me the hea jibbies. >> Hunter Hoover: Shower chair and butt deodorant are two things. Two products that have come up on this show. And I know shower chairs already think y o this is shower toilet. No, no, it's got a collection. So that way you don't have to stomp it. >> Ana Hoover: Know Japanese bathrooms kind have like. No, that's not okay. Edit that out. >> Hunter Hoover: Why? >> Ana Hoover: Because that's not okay.
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, trust me, it's perfectly fine. >> Ana Hoover: The Internet al um, and then they have bathrooms that like are connected and I guess you could sit on the toilet and. >> Hunter Hoover: But it's like a toile. It's like a porta potty in the shower, but it just collects in a little thing and then when you're done, you just into the toilet. >> Ana Hoover: And you like that? >> Hunter Hoover: Why? Why don't you like it?
>> Ana Hoover: No, that seems yucky. Cu you're in the shower to get clean. Why would you have the dirty thing? >> Hunter Hoover: Using the dishwasher for my menstrual cup isn't yucky. That's, uh. >> Ana Hoover: I don't use a menstrual cub. You don't worry about that. >> Hunter Hoover: I know, but if I ever find a weird silicone cup in our dishwasher, it's going in the trash. Nope. >> Ana Hoover: Um. >> Hunter Hoover: Um. Okay, so some Valentine's Valum.
Valum Times related questions. Valum Times U. Uh, what is the most romantic thing a guy can do for a woman in the bathroom? >> Ana Hoover: Um. Um. Most romantic. >> Hunter Hoover: I have stumped her. >> Ana Hoover: Well, I'm trying to decide the best way to answer this. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. >> Ana Hoover: Like, you could set up a spa in the bathroom. >> Hunter Hoover: Oay. >> Ana Hoover: That would be romantic. Oay with, like, bubble bath and facials.
Facials and then bath salts and everything with candles. >> Hunter Hoover: Did you know that for pretty much age 12 through probably 25, I thought Bath salts were smelling salts. I thought it was the same thing. People were like, oh, I'm gonna use some bath salt. And I was like, that's drugs. I just thought you just sniffed them. >> Ana Hoover: No, they dissolve in the tub and make your skin all soft.
>> Hunter Hoover: Could you do that with them, though? Like, if you took bath salts instead of putting them in the tub, if you just, like, not snuff them up your nose, but just like, like. No, no, no, we're not doing this. No, listen. No, listen. Hey, have you ever seen somebody. Have you ever seen somebody sniff of, uh, smelling salt? >> Ana Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, well, it's not a ride that they like. It's not a thing that I. I have a cold.
>> Ana Hoover: It'clean out. >> Hunter Hoover: I have to preach tomorrow. It's not. I'm not convinced that I won't have, like, mental and spinal damage. Like, these are dudes that cocaine, like, so I. There's. >> Ana Hoover: I have EPM salt. That's what I use in the bath. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. I've seen, like, clips of people that I know have done cocaine because they've talked about it, they've done hard drugs, and they're
clean now. Whatever. But they do smelling salts and they're, like. They, like, transport into another universe. >> Ana Hoover: Well, they're supposed to be, like, really smelly, the salts. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. I would. I would say based on what I've seen, I'd say so. >> Ana Hoover: Well, remember when I was, um, having Sarah, they gave me that smelly stick. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: To help me calm down. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
>> Ana Hoover: It. I mean, it worked. >> Hunter Hoover: I know. It's wild that for a long, they've tried the smelly salt. Some people in a coma and they don't wake up. That's how you know it's real. That'that's Plum wild. Um, what's your ideal bath setup? >> Ana Hoover: I like a bubble bath. >> Hunter Hoover: Bubble bath. >> Ana Hoover: A little bit of sal. You do a bomb. >> Hunter Hoover: What do. You said you do salt?
>> Ana Hoover: Yeah. When I have bath bombs, I'll do a bath bomb. Um, they always smell really nice. Um, I use bubble bath and then I put a little bit of bath. Like the bath salts in the bathtub. And then I like to have a cold beverage or an ice cream. >> Hunter Hoover: Oo ice cream in the bath. >> Ana Hoover: Hm. >> Hunter Hoover: It's a good move. >> Ana Hoover: Well, if it melts, it's just in the tub.
>> Hunter Hoover: No, you're just floating in ice cream and bubble bath. >> Ana Hoover: And then I like to sit in the bathtub. With sticky. No, because it's hot enough. I, um, like to. No, hot. >> Hunter Hoover: Hot ice cream is still sticky. >> Ana Hoover: I don't. It never actually melts. You eat it before it melts. I was just joking. Um, but I like to sit in the tub with sometimes a candle on. And I'll sit in there
depending on how hot the water is. Because if I accidentally make it too hot, then I can't sit in it as long because I feel like I'm boiling. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, boiling. >> Ana Hoover: I also always have a washcloth next to me. >> Hunter Hoover: Used to have like a head. >> Ana Hoover: I did, I did. It doesn't really work in our bathtub though. You need to kind of have a freestanding tub. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah.
>> Ana Hoover: Because then you can we. Or a soaker tub, which is not what we have. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, we have a. >> Ana Hoover: We have a shower bath. Com. >> Hunter Hoover: Traditional American tab. Yep. As we will always. >> Ana Hoover: No. I was promised something better later in life. >> Hunter Hoover: Were you? I don't remember that promise. >> Ana Hoover: I remember who made it. You. >> Hunter Hoover: I didn T. Def.
>> Ana Hoover: Did not make. Yeah, you said. You said eventually I could get a bigger bath. >> Hunter Hoover: When did I say it? >> Ana Hoover: When we moved into this house three years ago. >> Hunter Hoover: Why would I say that when we just moved in here? >> Ana Hoover: Well, because we got the big closet and we're like. We can expand a little bit out and you could have a freestanding shower and a bath.
>> Hunter Hoover: I definitely do not remember that conversation. >> Ana Hoover: That's not my fault. >> Hunter Hoover: U. Um, see, we can always put. >> Ana Hoover: The shower right here instead of this closet. >> Hunter Hoover: That's the world's smallest shower. >> Ana Hoover: It could be bigger. Could go into the closet a little bit. I know I did. Did it feel good? >> Hunter Hoover: O yes. So d. A little date advice thing. This is Anna's date advice.
>> Ana Hoover: O boy. >> Hunter Hoover: If you're on a date. >> Ana Hoover: Mhm. >> Hunter Hoover: How long can you be? Can the woman be gone to the restroom before the man is expected to go? Check on her. >> Ana Hoover: Why would you go check on her? >> Hunter Hoover: Well, so she's like, I got to use the restion. Gets up, goes to the bathroom.
>> Ana Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: How long can the woman be gone from the table before the man is expected to go check and make sure she's okay. >> Ana Hoover: How would you get into the bathroom to chec. >> Hunter Hoover: You just pop the door and say, hey, are you okay? Like, whatever. >> Ana Hoover: An hour. >> Hunter Hoover: An hour she's gone. She has dipped on the date. At that point, she's left the county.
>> Ana Hoover: You shouldn't go hour. >> Hunter Hoover: Food's cold. >> Ana Hoover: Okay. If you're on a date with a woman and the woman intends to come back to the table if what if she's got diarrhea, she will be like, I am so sorry. Can we continue this date another time? I am not feeling well. >> Hunter Hoover: That's men m. That's code for the ladies got flaming raging diarrhea. >> Ana Hoover: I don't know if that's.
>> Hunter Hoover: And when she says it, say, it's diarrhea, isn't it? >> Ana Hoover: No, don't say thatu. You won't get a second date. >> Hunter Hoover: Ensure a second date if you're comfortable saying, it's diarrhea, isn't it? It's not you, it's the diarrhea. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. I don't knowm. >> Hunter Hoover: Shirt. Sureirt shirt. Uh, it's not you, it's the diarrhea. Come on. You. >> Ana Hoover: No.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. Definitely gonna be making that. >> Ana Hoover: No. Gross. >> Hunter Hoover: What? A sticker. A sticker that says, it's not you, it's the diarrhea, or it's not me, it's the diarrhea. >> Ana Hoover: Either way, I'd be better as a bumper sticker. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, Honk if you have diarrhea. >> Ana Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Flash your lights if you have diarhea.
>> Ana Hoover: It's bad enough that the poop if you have diarrhea. Cu. I had to drive your car all some. >> Hunter Hoover: No, it's honk you poop if whatever. You should poop. >> Ana Hoover: Poop if you have diarrheaever it ises you. You're bummer Sticker you. I drove your car in the summertime, you know, because you were re home with kids. And I had so many people honking at me. And because I'm not used to driving your car, I was like, what am I doing
that? Everybody is honking at me. >> Hunter Hoover: They have to poo. >> Ana Hoover: And then people would drive past, they'd be laughing with their thumbs up, like, what is this phenomenon? And then it would occur to me that your sticker on the back of your car says honk if you have to poop. >> Hunter Hoover: And I was like, it brings people together. >> Ana Hoover: And sometimes I would get the weirdest looks. People would look at me funny, like.
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, they looks more like me. And then they see you, and they're like, mm, she weird somehow. They see me and they're like, yeah, that's. That checks out. That's par for the course. Um, so a question. I bought a book. >> Ana Hoover: I know you did. >> Hunter Hoover: Have you ever heard of the nine golden rules of taking a poop on a date? >> Ana Hoover: Nope.
>> Hunter Hoover: Well, that's good, because I'm gonna tell you about a few of them. This is gonna be kind of a quiz show. So there's nine golden rules I'm gonna read. >> Ana Hoover: Wait, what is this? Like at a restaurant or in somebody's home? >> Hunter Hoover: Um. >> Ana Hoover: Uu. That would change. >> Hunter Hoover: No, this. I'm gonna read the context for this. This is, like, the beginning of this book. The book is called how to poo
on a Date. Don't worry, folks. There will be an episode in the future. Um, it's called Hoovie's book. Hoovies's book. It's got poovies'got to be in there somewhere. Hoovies. Poovies. >> Ana Hoover: No, re. >> Hunter Hoover: We work reshopping. But it says these are nine rules that should never be broken in the course of a relationship. Well, I mean, so ever. >> Ana Hoover: Have you broken some of these rules? >> Hunter Hoover: U. Yeah.
>> Ana Hoover: Have I broken some of these rules? Uh. >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, yeah. >> Ana Hoover: H. Okay. Um. >> Hunter Hoover: Anyway, so I'm gonna read the rule, the name of the rule, and you'renna tell me what you think that rule says that you should or should not do. Okay, so, like, for instance, they have a name, and it's usually like, uh, like one word or whatever. >> Ana Hoover: Okay. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, where is it at?
>> Ana Hoover: It's probably in the book somewhere. >> Hunter Hoover: Dude, it has how to poop on a tandem bike. You got to be kidding me right now. >> Ana Hoover: How would you. What? >> Hunter Hoover: Sit on top of the basket at the back of the bicycle, do your deed, pull the trousers back up? No way. Sorry. All right, back to the rules. So that's plum wild. Could you imagine? >> Ana Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, These don't have as good of names.
These had cool names when I read them. All right, so the first one is the secrecy rule. >> Ana Hoover: You don't tell them if you have to go to the bathroom if you pooped. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. It says, don't tell them what you're going to do. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, you just say, have to go to the bathroom. Huh. Huh. >> Hunter Hoover: All right. Okay, so the second rule is the intimacy rule.
>> Ana Hoover: That one Seems to be like, you don't say if you have to poop just before you do anything intimate. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay, that's a good thought. This one says that you always go to the bathroom alone. >> Ana Hoover: Oh. >> Hunter Hoover: Which is why, like, what? Under what circumstance are you on a date? And it's like, hey, I got go to the bathroom. Let's both go into the bathroom. >> Ana Hoover: I don't know. >> Hunter Hoover: That's wild.
>> Ana Hoover: Only if you were married. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, but single stall, and that would. >> Ana Hoover: Have to be in a. I guarantee. >> Hunter Hoover: You there's some people that don't care about that. >> Ana Hoover: Mm hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: The invisibility rule. >> Ana Hoover: The invisibility rule. >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. >> Ana Hoover: You just go to the bathroom and don't say where you're going.
>> Hunter Hoover: Sort of. It makes sure that nobody sees you come into or out of the bathroom. >> Ana Hoover: Oh, yeah. If you got to do your business, just go in. Who cares? Yeah, it's like, what are you afraid is the toile. Can I eat you? >> Hunter Hoover: Um, the silence rule is that when. >> Ana Hoover: You, like, try to make sure you go to the bathroom and nobody can hear it. Like, if you have the gas and you go in the bathroom and it's.
>> Hunter Hoover: Like really loud, I think. No, this is more like outside the bathroom. It'don't give any indication as to what you did when you return. >> Ana Hoover: Well, yeah. Why would you talk about what you did in the bathroom? I mean, you go to the bathroom, you come out on, you're on a date, you don't go, uh, yeah, I just dropped a fat stack in there, man. Nobody does that. You don't do that either. You can rub your mustache all you want. You've never done that?
>> Hunter Hoover: No. Because it's rude. Yes, but it's also like, common sense. But I've gone to the bathroom and I've seen something wild in there, and. >> Ana Hoover: I've said, you will not believe what happened in that bag. >> Hunter Hoover: Y. You'll never believe what I saw in that bath. >> Ana Hoover: And then you don't tell me at the table. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, the identity rule. >> Ana Hoover: I don't know. That was that like's.
>> Hunter Hoover: It's like you return in the same state that you left. So, like, you don't come back with disheveled hair and wet pants. I don't know. It says come back in the exact same configuration you left in. >> Ana Hoover: What are you doing in the bathroom? >> Hunter Hoover: Sometimes it gets rowdy. >> Ana Hoover: Clearly. It's like that guy from Ghosts in the Stalls. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, yeah, Olin Rogers. My, uh, the security rule.
>> Ana Hoover: Go in pairs. >> Hunter Hoover: Nop. No go. Try again. >> Ana Hoover: I have no idea. >> Hunter Hoover: This is dumb. It's the same as the y other one. These people suck at writing books. It says, don't reveal clues that could give away why you're going to the bathroom. Don't walk to the bathroom with a gossip magazine. Oh, God, I'm not gonna keep reading. That's. That's deviant. Um, the speed rule. Ah. >> Ana Hoover: Quick as you can so you get back.
>> Hunter Hoover: How many minutes do they say is recommended? >> Ana Hoover: 10. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. They say five. So I think if they're gone for 10 minutes, you can go. You can go poke your head in and be like, hello. >> Ana Hoover: I think, are you okay? More embarrassing for the woman if you go poke your head in and say, are you doing okay in here? Are you doing okay? Yes, I'm doing fine. If I wasn't, I would send an Sos out. I'a.
Okay. Please don't come check on me when I'm in the bathroom. >> Hunter Hoover: I think. I, um, don't know. >> Ana Hoover: I don't like it. >> Hunter Hoover: I've checked on our kid. >> Ana Hoover: That's different. Huh? >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, well, I don't know. I had a thought. Now it's gone. Hmm. >> Ana Hoover: M. >> Hunter Hoover: It was about checking on people. Oh. Would it be appropriate for the. The man on the date to send the waitress?
>> Ana Hoover: It has to be longer than 10 minutes. 10 minutes is not a long enough time, I'd say if you're hitting close to a half hour. She's being on. Yes. >> Hunter Hoover: Half hour. >> Ana Hoover: Go check. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. >> Ana Hoover: Not you. A female. >> Hunter Hoover: Send another lady. >> Ana Hoover: Oh, hey.
>> Hunter Hoover: That's where you just stand up in the restaurant and say, hey, everybody, my, um, partner person has been in the bathroom for 30 minutes. Who wants to go check on her for me? >> Ana Hoover: No, you discreetly say, hey, um, my date is in the bathroom, and I haven't. She hasn't come out yet. You check on her. >> Hunter Hoover: She left, buddy. >> Ana Hoover: And the waitress will give you this look. >> Hunter Hoover: It'be it'll be $85.
>> Ana Hoover: It would be that, like, oh, you poor sucker. Yeah, that'll be the look. >> Hunter Hoover: She got a free meal and then left. Nope. Um, the composure rule. Oh, yeah. Never show how you feel. Like. >> Ana Hoover: Oh, like, if you really have to go. >> Hunter Hoover: The gut bomb Bruin. Don't let them know. That one's. That one's stupid. Um, I'm. Listen, if I've got a go and be like, listen, this gonna be bad. Ia go.
>> Ana Hoover: Like, that's accurate. You actually do that. >> Hunter Hoover: It's better than pretending like it's, well, I'm totally fine. And then, oh, where's he been? It's been 45 minutes. And then the modesty rule. >> Ana Hoover: I don't know. >> Hunter Hoover: Just don't brag about it. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, you got. You don't do that one'well. >> Hunter Hoover: I do later. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. And on the Internet, that's what this show is for. It's my outlet. Uh, what we think of these, I think they're worthwhile or you think this book's ah a. Aren't you glad that I didn't pay more than $10 for this book? >> Ana Hoover: I wish our kid hadn't looked at it. >> Hunter Hoover: That's not. I didn't. You didn't need to open it. You shouldn't have opened it. >> Ana Hoover: His thing was in the same box.
>> Hunter Hoover: Oh, I'm definitely going to read through this because it's got some interesting stuff. Uh huh. Yeah. I think it's a comedy book because look at that one. Uh, the most poop during a massage. See this stuff is. There's some, there's some gems in here. This is gonna have to be a. Okay, I'm reading. Um, I'm got to read this one. The massage poop. Okay, so this is the situation is the woman is giving the man a massage. The solution.
This is a one star difficulty. It says one star difficulty. Shazz solution. You begin telling her the story of your dog Skip that you had when you were 5. Tell her how playful he was, how he made the whole family laugh. He was the kindest dog in the world. Then switching to a grave and emotional tone, described to her in detail how one day he sacrificed his life to save the life of Tony the three legged hamster. Nobody's believing that. She will undoubtedly start
crying. Obviously. Definitely should date her if she's crying at this point. And wipe her eyes with her hands covered in coconut oil. The coconut will irritate her eyes. She will have to go to bathroom, wash her eyes. Use this time to sneak off to the toilet. Do your D as quickly as possible. Speed roll. Don't slip, forgetting that you're covered in oil. As a baby seal. Go back, put yourself in the same position when you left Identity rule. And resume the activity as nothing happens.
Silence rule. You could cut it out and just like squirt her in the face with the coconut oil. It would d be faster. You would have to make a less ridiculous story. That's all my Valentine's Day questions I have. I have a couple of like update questions that things that I've asked you before, but I think it's worth to hear if things have changed or if there's any new updates in the world of bathrooms. For you. So we can't do all of these.
>> Ana Hoover: I know, but'nna want to read this one later. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Later. It's one star difficulty. I'm gonna try one of these one time. U uh, oh, that'll be the. That'll be like one of my hands on episodes where it's like, you have. >> Ana Hoover: To do that while on a date. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You're gonna be like, man, we've been going on dates like every three days for like the last six months. It's weird. Your
pants smell weird time. Every time we come up, we're just. >> Ana Hoover: Throwing pants away at that point. I ain't watching them. >> Hunter Hoover: No wash them. Just rinse them out the tub. >> Ana Hoover: No. Ah. >> Hunter Hoover: Why? >> Ana Hoover: It's underwear in the toilet. Yes, that's right. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh my gosh. I still have learned nothing. >> Ana Hoover: You wash poop out in the bathroom.
>> Hunter Hoover: We had two children who were beyond the point of pooping their pants. When I learned that you rinse it out in the toilet, I was doing it in the sink and rinsing poo chunks down the sink. In our old house. >> Ana Hoover: You. You rinse it in the toilet until the big chunks come off and then you can use the sink when there's no chunks. >> Hunter Hoover: No, no, it was in the sink and I was just like scri. >> Ana Hoover: Scri.
>> Hunter Hoover: Scrub. Scru. >> Ana Hoover: Scri. >> Hunter Hoover: Sc. Sc. Yeah, I was interfacing. >> Ana Hoover: Oh gosh. No. >> Hunter Hoover: You never knew. >> Ana Hoover: I know clearly because I cleaned it good. >> Hunter Hoover: Um, u so some updates. Any. Any new snacks in the. In the bathroom? You said ice cream in the bath. Doing any toilet snacks? >> Ana Hoover: No. >> Hunter Hoover: Toilet drinks? >> Ana Hoover: No.
>> Hunter Hoover: In bath anything like shower. Anything you do shower snacks? >> Ana Hoover: Uh-huh. I in the bathtub, I'll have a seltzer or ice cream. Or an ice cream. I think in the summertime after I'd like done some yard work and I was super thirsty. Had of seltzer when I was showering. >> Hunter Hoover: Yes. >> Ana Hoover: Just because I was like I need to drink something. But you know when you work in the garden and you're just kind of like itchy from dirt?
>> Hunter Hoover: Mm mhm. >> Ana Hoover: Hmm. >> Hunter Hoover: I really mean I don't. Cuz I don't garden, but I do the yard work. And so I get it from that. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, it was similar to that. And I was like, yeah, I gota get a shower. >> Hunter Hoover: So one of the perfect like a seltzer while you mow and a seltzer while you shower after you mow is it's a great afternoon. Okay. So nothing's really
changed in that area. Um, do you have any updates on any, like, annoying things that I do in the bathroom. Has anything changed? >> Ana Hoover: He blames me on the toilet paper. >> Hunter Hoover: Rol. Listen. Listen, listener. You're gonna hear from me again in 10 days, and you will hear from me again 10 days after that. Throughout the year 2025, our Lord and savior, I will continue to update you on this toilet paper roll, and I will be more mindful, and
I will. I will report back what I find, and that's. That's what I'll say about that. Um, anything else that I do that annoys you in the bathroom? >> Ana Hoover: Uh. >> Hunter Hoover: Literally can't think of anything. >> Ana Hoover: Really? >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You hear that? Literally couldn't think of a thing that I do that annoys people in the bathroom. >> Ana Hoover: Well, you're usually pretty respectful of the bathroom.
>> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I spent a lot of time in here. Know both bathrooming and for hobbies. That's what it is. >> Ana Hoover: I know. I'm just teasing you. You even have your little office with your super cool privy cast sign on the wall. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, I do have a couple other things I need to hang up, but just haven't done it yet. I know, but. Yeah, I'm afraid to hang anything on this wall. I'm gonna put a nail through the shower, the waterline.
>> Ana Hoover: Then I will get a new bathtub. >> Hunter Hoover: No, you will get the same bathtub. I will just have to replace the water line right here in the wall. >> Ana Hoover: I don't know. I feel like I could get a new bath. >> Hunter Hoover: No, that's not how that works. >> Ana Hoover: The bathtub, um, came out farther this way. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. You see that door? Not. Not a chance that that's gonna happen.
>> Ana Hoover: Come out a little bit. Look, there's, like, a whole foot right there. >> Hunter Hoover: No, your bathtub is totally fine. People would love your bathtub. Um, have you waffle stomped in the last year? >> Ana Hoover: No. Ew. >> Hunter Hoover: What's the over. Under that? We're gonna get Never. You're not gonna ever do it?
>> Ana Hoover: No. If I have to go to the bathroom and I'm in the shower, I would get out and sit on the toilet while the shower's running. >> Hunter Hoover: No, no, no, no, no, no. Shut the shower off. No, shut the shower all the way off if you're getting out of the shower. >> Ana Hoover: Sometimes you don't make it that far. >> Hunter Hoover: No, it's literally the exact same amount of time. You just reach down,
turn it off, hop out sometimes. No, you can't be pooping while the shower running. That's a waste of water. That's a waste of hot water. That's insane. >> Ana Hoover: I haven't done it in years. I was a teenager. >> Hunter Hoover: I think you. I think everybody should stomp it once in their life. >> Ana Hoover: Gonna happen. >> Hunter Hoover: Discuss, you know, our son will do it one day. >> Ana Hoover: Our son tried. He called it a pancake stomp.
And then you were like, it's not the same thing. And I said he got the wrong breakfast food. >> Hunter Hoover: No. Did he not explain it to you? >> Ana Hoover: I have severe gas know. >> Hunter Hoover: Did he not explain it to you? >> Ana Hoover: He said he stomped it down the drain. >> Hunter Hoover: No, he did not. >> Ana Hoover: Yes, he did. >> Hunter Hoover: He didn't.
>> Ana Hoover: He was literally said that he was te and he called it a pancake stom. >> Hunter Hoover: First of all, he was teasing. Second of all, he called it a pancake stomp because he doesn't have the waffle grate. >> Ana Hoover: Um, pancake. Disgusting. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, my son has named what it's called when you don't have the grate. >> Ana Hoover: It's a pancake. Uh, disgusting. No, I will never do that.
>> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Do you have any new bathroom hacks or cool bathroom tricks for people to try? Any like or cool products that you've been using or found that, that, uh, you want to recommend that people try? >> Ana Hoover: I got a new razor. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. >> Ana Hoover: It's called a safety razor. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it's weird. >> Ana Hoover: It's just like a blade attached to a thing. Uh, which is exactly what a razor is, but it's just.
>> Hunter Hoover: It's a safety razor. It's just a blade attached to the stick. >> Ana Hoover: But I was doing really good with it. And then we went on our trip and I was, um, shaving while we were in Florida and our son knocked on the door and scared the bj out me. >> Hunter Hoover: You like? >> Ana Hoover: And I like, mutilated my shin. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it was crazy.
>> Ana Hoover: I still have scars from it. Like, I think I will scar forever from that. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, uh, it was, it was a lot of blood. >> Ana Hoover: It's cool though. I like the way that, like, it doesn't irritate my skin. >> Hunter Hoover: New razor. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Okay. Oay fun. >> Ana Hoover: M. I got. I got a new shower curtain. >> Hunter Hoover: Getting wild.
>> Ana Hoover: I don't really do like, crazy things in the bathtub or the bathroom. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: Um, it's just not you. >> Hunter Hoover: I will say this new thing that. >> Ana Hoover: Holds my lady products. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, it does bring it all together pretty good. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: Mhm. I will say this, and there'something I appreciate about you is you. You do have a lot of
products around the sink. But I've seen the hellscape that is many other people's bathrooms and you have a very serviceable amount of products around the sink. >> Ana Hoover: I TR use them regularly. >> Hunter Hoover: You don't have, like. Oh, I've got 16 moisturizers, and I've got. I've got 47 things of this in five off shades. It's
like you have your little bag of makeup. You got your creams in your gels and your stuff, and it's just there, and I use it, and it's contained, and it's, uh. Yeah, well. But I'm fortunate because I have seen others, and I know that that is not the case. >> Ana Hoover: Uh, well, I try to keep my stuff kind of contained. >> Hunter Hoover: One of my favorites was Aon was, like, sending pictures of, like, his and Rose'bathroom of, like, their sides.
Yeah. Anyway, I have almost as much crap as you do. >> Ana Hoover: Well, right now I have a couple extra. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: Extra things on there. Some of Sarah stuff. And then I have some. I got some new shampoo conditioner. Thateah I'mnna put in the shower, and I have some medication creams that I have to use for my psoriasis on my face. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. So this is your fourth official time on the show. M. You're
setting records. Do you. Do you have any. You've shared before, but do you have any new or. Um. Returning bathroom wisdom to leave people with advice, suggestions when you have kids? Okay. >> Ana Hoover: Um. And, you know, they're little and stuff, and so you have to go to the bathroom. U. Uh-huh.
>> Hunter Hoover: Huh. >> Ana Hoover: Don't train them to just come in while you're in the bathroom, because then their little friends will also come in while you're on the bathroom, and then it's you. >> Hunter Hoover: And did that happen? >> Ana Hoover: Yeah. >> Hunter Hoover: No way. >> Ana Hoover: She just came in with our daughter. They both came in pl. I was like, get out. Uh, I was very. >> Hunter Hoover: That's why anytime anybody, I think.
>> Ana Hoover: And I'm very clear. I closed the door, and I say, get out. And they're like. But I'm like, I don't care. Get out. >> Hunter Hoover: Oh, that's fin. Like, anytime that anybody that's not got the same last name as me or. >> Ana Hoover: Well, usually if it's me by myself with the kids and they're here, I had to be able to hear them. >> Hunter Hoover: Uh, no. I still love. >> Ana Hoover: And so I have to get better at locking Ituz.
I've been. I'done been walked in on a couple times, and I'm kind of so done. >> Hunter Hoover: Being walk your kids. To not walk in the bathroom. It seems pretty straightforward. >> Ana Hoover: And to shut the door when they have to pee. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah, that one's a challenge. They. You know, I think it's. I think, like, age 10 is when they got toa have that locked down. Well, because when they're like little kids, they leave it
open. So that way you can go in and help them if they need it. >> Ana Hoover: Yeah, but they can show the door and just not lock it. >> Hunter Hoover: I don't know. >> Ana Hoover: I know. Uh, it's become an issue at our house. >> Hunter Hoover: All right, so the tip is teach your kids to shut the door. >> Ana Hoover: Teach your kids to door respect the bathroom. >> Hunter Hoover: Respect the door. Jack. >> Ana Hoover: The doors closed. Don't just
barge in. Also, if somebody's doing their business. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: You don't need to stand out there and have a whole conversation. Go away. >> Hunter Hoover: Y. Yeah, that's fair. >> Ana Hoover: I don't how many times I've in the bathroom, our kids are like, m. You can't hear because you got the air vent on. >> Hunter Hoover: Yeah. >> Ana Hoover: I go. >> Hunter Hoover: It's good advice. Um, well, thank
you for. For doing this again. >> Ana Hoover: You're welme. >> Hunter Hoover: I know it's the highlight of your, um, I'm gonna close the show. Ah. I've told you this before, but when I close the show, I always feel like the dog that sit in the backyard taking a dump, and then, like, you are the person watching me. The dog take the dump, so. Yepah. But that's exactly the feeling. It'like I'm gonna sit here and talk and say things and. And then I'm gonna flush the toilet.
>> Ana Hoover: You do you. >> Hunter Hoover: Yep. Well, this has been another episode of Privy. Thank you all for being here. Thank you for listening. Um, as always, you can. You can follow us online at privycast. You can follow me. I'm at Al at 7. You can go follow Anna. I don't know what yours is. It's at Anna something on a. On a bug, I think. Four Go. Um, find that she also does baking with her friend. You can. You can go check out two Nuts baking. I'll put a link down
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