>> Speaker A: Because if I pee and I fart a little bit, it might just all go, and I can't. >> Speaker B: These are my group. There's pressure things right here. >> Speaker A: Well, here, it ain't going to happen here because here, if it's that bad, I'll just spin around real quick. But I'm talking about at work where there's a urinal, uh, and it's like, you feel the fart. And it's like, if I do, I might be, uh, running home fast for a change.
Because I work with teens. There's no way I'm going to have dookie pants. Welcome back to privy. Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from my home bathroom. I'm your host, hunter hoover, and I like bathrooms. Uh, and I'm joined this week. It's becoming a tradition. Um, we're going to call it a tradition. I'm joined by my wife. >> Speaker B: Hi. >> Speaker A: Anna's here. Um, in her bathroom. It's hers because we're, um, married. Yeah. But also it is
yours. Uh, did you know that there's people that when they marry their spouse, usually the female of that spousal group, um, now takes the bathroom is theirs, and they have their husband go use the children's bathroom. Like, go use the shame bathroom, because your stinky situation is not coming in here. >> Speaker B: That's terrible. But, like, I've never done that.
>> Speaker A: No, but you haven't done it. But now that I've told you that it's a thing, are you kind of thinking about it as an option for our arrangement? >> Speaker B: No. Because sometimes it's too loud and you'll wake up the kids at night. >> Speaker A: What is too loud when you go to the bathroom? It's not loud. >> Speaker B: Sometimes you go, uh, while you're away to the bathroom. >> Speaker A: Okay. I mostly do that for theatrics for the children.
Do you not believe that? >> Speaker B: No. >> Speaker A: What do you think I'm grunting so hard for? >> Speaker B: I think you think it's fun. I think it's like riding a roller coaster and screaming for fun for you. >> Speaker A: Except for instead of a roller coaster, I'm pushing a turd out of my butt. >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And that's the fun. Um, yeah,
you're probably not too wrong. Um, I think part of it is I like to see if when I walk out, there are people in the house who heard it. >> Speaker B: We can hear it. You don't need to grunt. >> Speaker A: What are you thinking when you hear that? >> Speaker B: I don't think about it anymore. It's become, um, so normal in our house that I don't think about it. >> Speaker A: The grunting. >> Speaker B: Yeah, I just really just kind of, like, drown it out.
>> Speaker A: Just drown it out. >> Speaker B: I don't really think about it anymore. >> Speaker A: That's the you version of just keep swimming. >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Um, do you also drown out the bing bong? >> Speaker B: Yeah, I do. I'm telling you, that's why the lady left at McDonald's tonight was because you said bing bong. And then she was like, yeah, I ain't talking to this guy. >> Speaker A: Do you want to describe what this procedure
is? Has nothing to do with the bathroom, but. >> Speaker B: Oh, it's whenever we pull up to a drive through before anybody talks, Hunter just goes, bing bong. >> Speaker A: It's how they know I'm there. >> Speaker B: They already know. Pretty sure there's a bell inside that rings. >> Speaker A: I am the bell. >> Speaker B: You're not the bell. >> Speaker A: If I don't do, will it takes them longer to get there?
>> Speaker B: No. I think a lot of the times, they're just like, ah, crap, which is. This guy is back. >> Speaker A: Which is the lady tonight? >> Speaker B: Yeah, she left because she did not want to talk to you. >> Speaker A: Her exact words were, I don't want to have to do that one. >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Um, well, yeah, just tune it out. Um, so it's the day after Valentine's Day, the day this comes out.
So happy Valentine's day. Uh, more importantly, what did you do for Groundhog day? >> Speaker B: Um, for Groundhog day, I took our daughter to get signed up for preschool. >> Speaker A: Perfect. >> Speaker B: Um, in which she found out that groundhog's day is shared with, like, national hedgehog day. It's an injustice. She got a hedgehog drawing from where her preschool is going to be. Um, and then I went and bought stuff to make shorts for everybody for.
>> Speaker A: Were you were doing Valentine's Day festivities on Groundhog day? >> Speaker B: Well, mostly I was out. And I don't, uh, like to go out when I don't have to go out. So since I was already out. Yes. >> Speaker A: The dream is for hobby lobby to have a groundhog day section. >> Speaker B: No, it's not my dream. >> Speaker A: It's a dream. >> Speaker B: I like their Christmas section.
>> Speaker A: Yes, but do you know, like, you walk into hobby lobby and they do have stupid holidays that they put crap out for that are not real holidays accurate? So, like, why not put stuff out for Groundhog Day? >> Speaker B: Because nobody celebrates that. >> Speaker A: I celebrate it. And our son's, um, school, all the kindergarten classes celebrated it. I got a text from Wehrman that day. He goes, hey, by the way, my kid's teacher went hard for Groundhogs day.
>> Speaker B: Well, how else are they going to know how long winter is going to last? >> Speaker A: I mean, I don't know. As if there's any legitimacy to the winter thing. >> Speaker B: There's not. >> Speaker A: It's mostly just fun. Did you see the video this year? >> Speaker B: No, because I think it's stupid. >> Speaker A: A thick man. A very thick man. Like, before they yanked the groundhog out of his hole, did he put on.
>> Speaker B: A glove because he was afraid of getting bit? >> Speaker A: No. Well, it bit the one guy on the ear. Um, but this one guy, in order to get plumps of Tommy ready, he shouts groundhog. So loud, like screams groundhog twice. It's very good. >> Speaker B: Nah, I just don't have an interest in it. >> Speaker A: It's very good. Um, yeah, it's pretty great holiday, uh, all around. What can you do? >> Speaker B: Not watch it?
>> Speaker A: Yeah, but what else are you going to do? >> Speaker B: That day I went shopping. >> Speaker A: Right. We heard, um, there's a couple of stories that I think I got a giant pikachu. Yes. Uh, which I would argue is more akin to groundhog day than anything. Also, the hedgehogs need to frick off. Like, go get your own day. No, they're not. >> Speaker B: You can have them as a pet. >> Speaker A: Have you seen a groundhog?
>> Speaker B: Your little hedgehog? Yeah. >> Speaker A: Okay. Have you seen a groundhog? Like, when was the last time you saw one? I'm going to show you a picture of one right now. >> Speaker B: Never. If you're going to show me, it's probably not as cute as a hedgehog. >> Speaker A: Look at him. >> Speaker B: Yeah, he's not as cute as a hedgehog. >> Speaker A: He is delightful. >> Speaker B: He's like a tailless beaver. >> Speaker A: Look at him.
>> Speaker B: Look at him. He looks like a beaver that does not have a tail. >> Speaker A: You're telling me that that guy that's plumps of Tommy himself. >> Speaker B: Now look up hedgehogs. >> Speaker A: I know what hedgehogs look like. >> Speaker B: They're cuter. >> Speaker A: Hedgehogs'faces are too small for me to like them. >> Speaker B: So cute. >> Speaker A: They're too small. The face is too stupid.
Um, also, sonic does not look like a hedgehog. >> Speaker B: That is accurate. He does not. >> Speaker A: But whatever. I digress. Uh, Pikachu doesn't look like a mouse. But does he? >> Speaker B: Closer. His ears are too pointy for he's. >> Speaker A: A better mouse than Mickey. >> Speaker B: No. >> Speaker A: Yes. Pikachu is more famous than Mickey mouse. >> Speaker B: Well, famous, but I don't know if he's a better.
>> Speaker A: He's a better mouse than Mickey. >> Speaker B: Mickey is so iconic. But you're right. More people can recognize. >> Speaker A: Pikachu would win. >> Speaker B: We already looked this up, like, years ago. Pikachu is like, one of the most well known, uh, animated characters. >> Speaker A: Yes. Stuff it. Mickey mouse. Stuff it. >> Speaker B: Except for you love Mickey mouse. >> Speaker A: I love Mickey mouse, but I love his conglomerate less
and less as time goes on. I just get more and more frustrated every time they breathe. >> Speaker B: Yeah. So you're turning into your. >> Speaker A: I just. I don't understand any choice they make ever. Well, yeah, they baffle me. Um, all right, so since we last spoke, which last year was essentially, um, you had a lot to say about how I use the toilet paper and interact with our toilet paper roll. Um, I will have you notice that it is on what you would describe as correctly.
>> Speaker B: Yes. >> Speaker A: Um, so there's that. Uh, now, I don't know if this Valentine's Day. It's not a Valentine's Day episode. It's just an episode that. Yeah, whatever. I don't know if now is the time to hash that out, because we didn't do it. >> Speaker B: No, we just kind of talked about how you were wrong and I was right. >> Speaker A: No, and I have my win. I have my arguments, but I think that's. I have so much that I want to actually
ask you. Um, I know that you're thinking, how could he possibly. We've done it twice now. That's what she said. Um, the eye roll, can you hear the eye roll through? Can you hear it? But there's a couple of incidences that I want to bring back to your attention. Um, and one that I didn't ask you about last time, but it's something that I'm curious about. And if you're like, you know what? Pass, hard pass is the gallbladder situation. >> Speaker B: Okay, what about it?
>> Speaker A: So did your bathroom experience change once you had your gallbladder removed? Do you want to talk about your gallbladder? >> Speaker B: Um, I don't know how much detail you'll get, but, yeah, I mean, it did. >> Speaker A: Okay. What happened with your gallbladder? >> Speaker B: Um, so I didn't have gallstones. I had sludge in my
gallbladder. Um, that, um, was going to turn into stones, but, um, the doctor that I saw said it was a better idea to take it out before it turned into stones, because then that surgery is quite a bit more, um, intense than what mine was, because mine was just an outpatient surgery. They went in, they put me under, sliced a hole in my belly button, inflated my stomach. >> Speaker A: Oh, God. >> Speaker B: Stuck a camera with a knife on it, through my belly button,
and then just sliced it out and pulled it out. And then they. >> Speaker A: Wait, the camera is attached to the knife? >> Speaker B: Yeah, they have like a blade camera, so that they can see where they're slicing you. >> Speaker A: That's weird. >> Speaker B: And then they pulled it out through my belly button, and then they just poked a hole in my side to help.
And then I still had a lot of pain in my shoulders because some of the air rose up into my shoulders and until it went away slowly, it was just painful. >> Speaker A: Weird. And I kind of remember this probably not as well as you do, but the pain of your gallbladder was gone then almost instantly. >> Speaker B: Mhm. Yeah. And the pains that I'd have when I'd have, like, a gallbladder attack were awful.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Uh, the only way I can describe it is like a really hot knife just stabbed into you. It's turning. >> Speaker A: That sounds bad. >> Speaker B: And, I mean, I've had two kids. >> Speaker A: Was the gallbladder worse? >> Speaker B: Well, it's a different kind of pain. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: When you're having a kid, your brain kind of accepts, I think, that pain.
>> Speaker A: Well, and you have an emotional attachment to that. >> Speaker B: You're like. And besides, when you have a baby, as soon as you're done, like, the baby is born, there's zero pain. >> Speaker A: Really? >> Speaker B: Yeah. Like instantly? Yeah, it's like, pain, pain, pain. Baby born, no, pain. >> Speaker A: Uh, yes. See, this is why I think a kidney stone is worse than having a baby. Uh, I know that every mom who has ever existed is like, shut up,
shut up. But there's no emotional attachment to this tiny stone that comes through your schwang, and I assume that process is easier for women. As far as, like, a kidney stone. Does a kidney stone hurt as bad for women? >> Speaker B: Yes. >> Speaker A: But, like, uh, the opening is bigger, right? >> Speaker B: I don't think. No. >> Speaker A: What? How can it not? I don't know anything about anatomy. Uh, are you sure?
>> Speaker B: I don't know. First, like, I don't think it's bigger. >> Speaker A: The p hole. >> Speaker B: It's not as big as you think it is. >> Speaker A: Uh, well, there you go. Welcome, um, to health class. Uh, wow. >> Speaker B: Maybe you should read a science book. >> Speaker A: I was told science is not real. Um, so gallbladder is out doing better, but it did change the bathroom situation.
>> Speaker B: Yeah. It also changed, like, things that I eat. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Do you remember when we had the deep fried cheesecake? >> Speaker B: Yeah, that was the one that sent me. It was deep fried cookie dough. >> Speaker A: Oh, that's what it was. >> Speaker B: And I had one bite. And then we left to the state fair and went back to your house. And then we instantly turned back around and drove to the emergency room. >> Speaker A: That is a treasure.
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I do it every time. >> Speaker A: Oh, nice we're back to orange vanilla. >> Speaker B: Why do you stick it on the floor next to the toilet? >> Speaker A: I think it's a fear thing of I don't want to knock it over and spill it on all of my equipment. >> Speaker B: That's fair. Um, you could put it on that little box there. >> Speaker A: Yeah. So this thing, have you ever bumped it? >> Speaker B: Yeah, it shakes the entire thing.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. There's jenga towers that are more sturdy than this little. >> Speaker B: Well, we've had that shelf for like, what, six years? >> Speaker A: I don't know. It's rusted on the bottom like six years old. >> Speaker B: I think we got it when we moved into our first house. >> Speaker A: Like, it holds next to nothing now. >> Speaker B: It used to hold the towels and everything.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Gosh, when we had one bathroom. >> Speaker A: That bathroom was so tiny. >> Speaker B: It was so small. >> Speaker A: It was so tiny. >> Speaker B: It was smaller than the kids bathroom is in this house. >> Speaker A: You realize that I used to do this in that bathroom. >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah, I know. >> Speaker A: With, like, a stupid chair.
>> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I would not be able to do this set up. >> Speaker B: No. Our bathroom is, uh, awesome. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Uh, interestingly enough, you're the only person that I've ever recorded with in our bathroom. >> Speaker B: Well, that makes sense. It is our house. >> Speaker A: Well, no, but my whole stick is from the bathroom, so you would think that I would have had somebody over besides you. But you're already over.
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I live here. >> Speaker A: It's pretty normal to say, hey, come over, we'll record an episode, and you go into a room. But I haven't done that. >> Speaker B: No, you've gone to other people's places and done recorded. >> Speaker A: Oh, I have their bathrooms. Yes, I have. >> Speaker B: There's that. But you're right. You've never really brought anybody m into our bathroom.
>> Speaker A: I'll have to find somebody to be the first, you know what I'm saying? >> Speaker B: Well, let me know ahead of time so I can make sure the bathroom looks really good. >> Speaker A: Yeah, uh, you better think it looks good. Dang it. >> Speaker B: No, I meant, like, clean. >> Speaker A: It's fine. Dang. Going to see the toilet I'm sitting on. What are you looking at? >> Speaker B: I'll sweep the floor.
>> Speaker A: It's fine. It's a bathroom. It's not a long John Silver's. >> Speaker B: Yeah, but I have to clean before people come to our house. >> Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Um, yeah, but. >> Speaker B: Yes, the gallbladder situation changed a lot. >> Speaker A: Yeah. And you can have them. Okay, so the gallbladder helped. >> Speaker B: Yeah. I can't eat super greasy foods anymore. Or I just have a terrible. >> Speaker A: It just hurts.
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I have a terrible couple of days really? >> Speaker A: So is that. Do you think that is, like, tied to and causing the dairy thing? >> Speaker B: Yeah, I think it probably is a little bit. Um. Uh, actually, your mom thinks the dairy thing came from the COVID vaccine. A lot of people who've had the COVID vaccine and had COVID afterwards are ending up being more dairy sensitive. Uh, you can't prove it. >> Speaker A: Come at me.
>> Speaker B: COVID, statistically happening more frequently. Because I used to. I used to eat dairy, like, all the time. >> Speaker A: But you have always had trouble. >> Speaker B: Yeah, but not as bad. >> Speaker A: You think it just made it worse? >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Or do you think maybe it's just like, I think having kids probably was worse than COVID? >> Speaker B: Yeah. Having kids just messes everything.
>> Speaker A: What changes everything? >> Speaker B: Yeah. You have different hormones are released in your body and injury happens while babies are born. >> Speaker A: Who named it a hormone? That's a bad name. No hormone. >> Speaker B: But, I mean, everything changes. It's all different. It's definitely been different since having the kids. >> Speaker A: Yeah, well, and you got more. >> Speaker B: So since Sarah was born, you got.
>> Speaker A: Your super dairy pills. >> Speaker B: Yes. I take three pills and I get to eat dairy for 45 minutes. >> Speaker A: It's a window. You have to slam as much dairy as you can. 45 minutes, and then I have to. >> Speaker B: Take three more pills if I want more dairy. But I have to be careful about how many of those I have. >> Speaker A: Do those hurt your stomach? >> Speaker B: I think it just makes it more.
>> Speaker A: Sensitive, like, when it wears off, man. Ah. >> Speaker B: Or like, if I have too many of the dairy pills in a set amount of time, it just makes my stomach hurt because, I mean, it's a lot of dairy pills. If you're spending all day eating something that has dairy in it, you got to be pushing, like, um, if I ate dairy, like, you eat dairy, I would have to take, like, almost 100 and something pills.
>> Speaker A: I don't eat that much. I eat a lot of dairy. But my thing is, like, if I have the option to put cheese on or in something, I'm going to do it. >> Speaker B: Yeah, because you like cheese. >> Speaker A: Yeah. What's not to like? >> Speaker B: I don't know. I like cheese. Right. >> Speaker A: These people that are like, oh, I don't like macaroni and cheese, or, I don't like cheese pizza. It's like, shut up. No, don't shut up.
>> Speaker B: Get over it. Cheese is good. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Well, I'm glad we were all in agreement. Um, so the dairy pills are good. They make things better. Um, the other thing that I wanted to ask you about that I did not ask you about last time m was your time as a daycare worker, childcare provider person. >> Speaker B: Okay. >> Speaker A: Um, I've got a gnarly situation happening right here. >> Speaker B: Would you like some?
>> Speaker A: No, we're just going to let it ride. >> Speaker B: Okay. >> Speaker A: Um, was there, like, some big problem accidents that these kids that you had to deal with, working daycare? >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I got real good at changing diapers real fast. As you know, when we had our kids, I was pretty quick at changing diapers. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, you're better than I was. Well, that's because
you never had to practice. You practiced on a teddy bear. >> Speaker A: I did not. Really. I did like one, and I was like, this seems easy. >> Speaker B: And then you got peed and pooped on. >> Speaker A: Yeah. By our daughter. Our son never did. >> Speaker B: Um, so, yes, um, I worked in a class with two year olds. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker B: And so, um, generally they were like potty training. Some of them just weren't yet.
And, um, there was eight kids to one teacher. >> Speaker A: Jeez. And I bet they all have to go at the same time. >> Speaker B: Yeah. Usually you line them up, you take them all down to the bathroom. Um, but for diaper changing, it was mostly like you sit by the diaper changing station and you just rotate through the kids all the way through until they're all
done. And I got really good at wrapping diapers really small and then holding them in a glove and pulling a glove over the entire diaper. >> Speaker A: Ah. >> Speaker B: To keep it. Um, if we had any exploding diapers, which happens, I mean, with kids, and especially when they're two and stuff, there's going to be explosions. Um, you learn tricks to ensure keeping kids clean. Tricks that
I showed you when we had kids. Like, if there's explosion up the back, you want to lift and tuck the onesie so that you can roll the onesie up over. >> Speaker A: I never did that. I always just screamed for you to do it. >> Speaker B: Yeah, I know. >> Speaker A: Like a baby. >> Speaker B: Yeah, I know. >> Speaker A: But here's the thing. If I go for real, you were. >> Speaker B: Going to make a mess if you did it. Exactly.
>> Speaker A: If I do it, it's going to be in their hair on accident. Yeah, but, uh, it's not going to happen, right? >> Speaker B: No. There were other times where you were changing and something happened. You get poop on you, you just wash it off. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And then done. >> Speaker A: Another day, another diaper that leaks on your arm.
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And, I mean, we had. We had kids who, um, used bathrooms, bathrooming, as, like a control thing. We had some that were foster care kids, and bathrooming was something that they could control. Right. And so we had one who, um, she was such a sweetheart. But, um, she liked to wear pretty dresses. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker B: And her foster parents, um, were trying to teach her
something attached to my drink. Yeah. Gross. We're trying to teach her that sometimes you don't get to wear a dress we don't have. Like, they're not always clean. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker B: And so she would come and she would purposely mess her pants so that we would change her into girl clothes, which were address. Essentially, it was the easiest thing to have for girls was to switch. And she would
purposely use the bathroom in her pants. So we would change her till her foster mom was, like, put her in boy clothes. M. And so then she would took her a couple of days, and she'd have two or three on purpose accidents. >> Speaker A: It's kind of frustrating, though. It's such a simple thing. And it's not like she's doing, like, she just wants to wear the clothes she wants to wear. >> Speaker B: You know what I mean? Yeah. And she had a lot of things that she
struggled with. Um, she was three at the time, and she would try to be a mom to her two, um, year old brothers. >> Speaker A: Wow. >> Speaker B: Because they had a real rough start. But hers was the worst I think I ever did was I had to rinse out her underwear and stuff. And you just swish it in the toilet. It's not a big deal. >> Speaker A: Wait. Shoot. You rinse it out in the toilet and not the sink? >> Speaker B: No, you don't rinse it in the sink.
>> Speaker A: Okay. So when our kids would explode out their underwear and you would hand that to me and say, go rinse this. >> Speaker B: Did you stick it in the sink? Uh, yeah, I was rinsing that. Not until you rinse the poop out in the toilet. And then you rinse it in the sink once. There's no what? >> Speaker A: Straight to the sink? Are you kidding me? I'm, like, scraping it off with my finger down the drain. >> Speaker B: No. Uh, yeah, no, here.
>> Speaker A: Once or twice, too. >> Speaker B: Oh, gross. >> Speaker A: It hasn't happened because since we've lived here, the kids have been a little older. >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: They're mostly, like, at our old house. >> Speaker B: Are you serious? >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: No. >> Speaker A: So I'm supposed to stick the child's clothing in the toilet. >> Speaker B: You hold it. >> Speaker A: Uh-huh.
>> Speaker B: And then you flush, like, shake. And the motion of the water going down and you shaking pulls the poop off and down. >> Speaker A: That is not a thing that ever happened. Every time you've ever asked me, I went straight to the sink, I turned on the hot water, and I just kind of did this with my finger until the poop came out. Of it. >> Speaker B: Gross. Why would you do that? >> Speaker A: That's, uh, how you did it in the toilet. You shake it around.
>> Speaker B: Well, nobody told me that, but common sense says don't put the poop underwear in the. >> Speaker A: I don't rinse things in the toilet. >> Speaker B: You do if it's poop. >> Speaker A: No, I can't tell if you're messing with me or if this is real. >> Speaker B: No, this is real. >> Speaker A: That's weird. Um, I don't know. That doesn't seem right. >> Speaker B: Yeah, you're in the. >> Speaker A: Okay, well, there
we go. We learned something new there. Um, so the other story is the story in the airport with the lady that. >> Speaker B: Ah, the vomit lady. >> Speaker A: I can't remember if that happened since this. I feel like it did. Or maybe it was before. >> Speaker B: So that happened, um, Christmas of last year. >> Speaker A: 21. >> Speaker B: Yeah. Because we were at Disney. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um. Oh, that one's a fun one. So we were, um,
in the Orlando airport. We were trying to check bags. >> Speaker A: So Sarah was there. >> Speaker B: Sarah was there. Mhm. She and Silas were sitting in the stroller, and we had been standing in line for quite a while because the, um, Alaska airs hadn't opened their counter to check bags yet. Um, and we were all standing in line, and Silas had to go to the bathroom. >> Speaker A: Yep. >> Speaker B: And so I was like, well, I'll dig him.
And so we went to the bathroom, and him and I both know when you have the opportunity, take it when you have kids. And so we, uh, were coming out of the stalls, and, um, Silas was on the right side of me. And, um, for whatever reason, I had this strange m mom intuition. I don't know what else to call it, super sin. But I grabbed his arm and I pulled him behind me into my left side. And not even, like two or 3 seconds later, this teenage girl walks around the corner and she just looks green.
You could tell that she did not feel good. And, um, I kind of stepped a little bit in front of Silas, and I said, hon, do you feel okay? Are you okay? And she looked at me and shook her head, and then she just yak city. Like, she spewed vomit directly where Silas would have been on my right side. If he'd been standing there, he would have had a shower. >> Speaker A: Uh, yeah. >> Speaker B: And the color of this vomit was teal. Yes. Oh, really? It was teal blue.
>> Speaker A: You think she drank, like, a milkshake? >> Speaker B: Oh, I think she had some kind of slushy. Uh, and she tried to grab it. She did. She, like, put her hands up? >> Speaker A: Oh, she tried to catch it. >> Speaker B: She tried to catch it. She was, like, rocket shot. It had to have been, like, two or 3ft. She shot vomit. >> Speaker A: Uh, get on your shoes. >> Speaker B: It got on my leg and my feet, and I was wearing sandals.
>> Speaker A: So you felt it? >> Speaker B: Yeah, I was wearing shorts. I was probably wearing capris because we were going to fly back to Oregon, and it was going to be cold when we got home. >> Speaker A: The splash. >> Speaker B: And, uh, Silas was like, his face. >> Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. >> Speaker B: And I asked, I'm surprised he didn't. >> Speaker A: Think it was cool since it was blue. >> Speaker B: He was more concerned about, like, yeah.
And I was like, are you okay? And she just shook her head some more, and she started to throw up again. >> Speaker A: Go to the toilet. >> Speaker B: And I think, uh, her mom or some adult ran up to her and was, like, guiding her to a trash can. >> Speaker A: The toilet. >> Speaker B: Continue throwing up at that point. >> Speaker A: The toilet. >> Speaker B: But, I mean, she hit 2ft. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Orlando airport bathroom.
And I had to wash my leg a little bit, and I had missed the bit on my foot because I noticed it when we got back to so great, to where you and your parents were with Sarah, and I had to use hand sanitizer to clean off my foot a little bit. It wasn't much on my foot. It was like, two or three drops. >> Speaker A: Have you ever been thrown up on before, then? Is that the first time? >> Speaker B: You mean by, like, an adult or, like, a kid? The kids count.
>> Speaker A: Kids don't really count unless they're. I mean, I guess kids count, but. >> Speaker B: Like, I mean, I've been thrown up on by, like, our kids. I got thrown up on by, um, ages. >> Speaker A: Spit up. >> Speaker B: No, she pooped on me. >> Speaker A: Oh, she pooped. That's right. >> Speaker B: She pooped on me so good. Uh, somebody threw up on me. Not Silas. There was somebody. I think cadence threw up on me one time. >> Speaker A: Really?
>> Speaker B: Yeah. And I'm pretty sure one of my brothers has thrown up on me. I threw up all over my sister's stairs, and then brother in law Steve had to clean it. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Uh, that's a good one. >> Speaker B: Stomach flu. >> Speaker A: Uh, yeah, I remember, like, I think we were in, and we must have been in high school, but Josh. So he's a pilot, but he has mad motion
sickness. I don't understand this. Like, you would think that being a pilot would not be the thing for him, but whatever. But we went on a fair ride, and he got off and just all over my shoes, I'm like, oh, my gosh, dude, come on. My bad. Boo. Like, little bits of corn dog in it. Come on. Um, yeah, it's just like, and I'm finding that we went to the fair this summer. I'm getting too old for these rides because Silas and I went on the Tilta world, and. No. I told Silas, I was like, here's.
>> Speaker B: Sarah went on that one with you, too, didn't she? >> Speaker A: I don't think so. >> Speaker B: She went on one with you, and she wanted to go on it again. >> Speaker A: Oh, maybe that was it. >> Speaker B: And you and Silas were like, no. >> Speaker A: Silas was all for it. I told Silas, I was like, if I go on
that ride again, we're done. There will be no more rides for me today because that was the closest I've come to throwing up in probably 1520 years. >> Speaker B: Yeah. And I can't go on those rides. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: I can't even look at those rides sometimes. They make me so dizzy. >> Speaker A: I was ready to pass out and throw up. >> Speaker B: Oh, uh, it was hot, and you were spinning.
>> Speaker A: It was terrible. It's been so long since I've had that feeling. >> Speaker B: Yeah. Even looking at those rides, like, uh, when we were at Disney and you guys were riding the teacups. >> Speaker A: No, those were fine. >> Speaker B: I had to not watch you ride the teacups because watching the teacups spin while spinning were making me nauseous while I was sitting outside the ride. >> Speaker A: Oh. See, the teacups were fine. I didn't mind
the teacups at all. Yeah. Do you have any other bathroom stories from the last or things that you remember? I have some questions, as usual. >> Speaker B: I don't know. Maybe ask some questions. Maybe that'll jar some. >> Speaker A: So last year, you admitted, um, your sins of sharing a bar of soap with your siblings. Do you remember this? >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: So one of the things, one of my biggest hindsight is shortly after I did that conversation, I
had a conversation with Jude Dominique. And in his conversation, he told me that when he was growing up, he would carve messages into the bar of soap for his siblings to find. And so my question is, of course, did you ever carve messages to your siblings in the shared bar of soap? >> Speaker B: No. >> Speaker A: Did they ever carve you a message? >> Speaker B: No. >> Speaker A: Or if they did, you didn't read it? >> Speaker B: No.
>> Speaker A: Okay. If you were to carve them a message, what would you say to them? They're showering. They look down at the bar of soap. What does it say? >> Speaker B: The only thing I can think of is high. >> Speaker A: Okay. Nothing really creepy. >> Speaker B: No. >> Speaker A: How's, uh, it hanging? >> Speaker B: Or, no, I don't need to know that information? >> Speaker A: Uh, that's fair. You could tell I don't have siblings.
>> Speaker B: Yeah. I don't need to know that I shared a bathroom with six other siblings. Yeah, I don't need to know how it's hanging. Four of those siblings are boys. I don't need to know things. >> Speaker A: Hang on. Women. Anyway, um, so another question is, do you ever have a snack or a drink while in the shower? >> Speaker B: Um, I've never while in the shower. Um, but if I'm taking a bath, I'll have a drink sometimes when I'm taking a bath.
>> Speaker A: Freaking baths. Gross. >> Speaker B: But I don't think I've ever had, I think after you talked about it one time, I tried a popsicle in the shower. Yes. Um, and it was strange because your shower is hot, but the popsicle is cold, and it was weird. >> Speaker A: The shower popsicle is a strong one, though. >> Speaker B: Yeah, it was the one I tried, but it was weird. I remember being like, this is strange. I don't like this.
>> Speaker A: Oh, I highly recommend the next time you're going to take a shower and you have some time to enjoy the shower, which is never, um, because of children. Uh, I mean, you could probably sling Sarah a tablet or something, the cCt on that got, but, like, and say, hey, no. >> Speaker B: Her thing recently, she wants to take a shower. Yeah. >> Speaker A: That's weird. I don't know. I know you all do it, and I know it's not really that weird because it's like, why would
it be? But I don't know why it's weird to me. It's like if Silas came up and was like, dad, I want to take a, no. Sorry, bud. That's a hard no on that one. Um, that ain't happening. >> Speaker B: She's getting to the point where it won't happen anymore, right? >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: How we got Silas to take a bath for the first time when he was a baby. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Remember we would put him in the water and he would scream.
And then my lactation consultant was like, sit in the bathtub with him. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And then he never screamed again after that. >> Speaker A: It's weird. Um, but I highly recommend you get one of these lacroix or polar seltzers while you're in there. Just a cold seltzer while you're showering is so good. >> Speaker B: Interesting. >> Speaker A: So good. So, no snacks?
>> Speaker B: No. >> Speaker A: Have you ever eaten a snack or drank a drink while on the toilet? >> Speaker B: Maybe when I was younger. >> Speaker A: What was the snack or drink of choice? I don't know, because Chris Luckman said he eats ribs or wings. I can't remember which one, but either way, it's bad. >> Speaker B: Why would you do that on the toilet? >> Speaker A: On the toilet. >> Speaker B: Your hands get so messy when you eat.
>> Speaker A: What? I said. Uh, I have gotten so many ridiculous answers to that question. People eat in the shower. >> Speaker B: I think if anything, it was probably. >> Speaker A: Like, I have chips in the shower. >> Speaker B: How do you eat chips in the shower without them getting wet? Reaches out, your hand is wet. If your hand is not wet, you're not showering. >> Speaker A: Pick it up with Titus.
Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, I think when I was a kid, it was mostly like I was in the process of eating something, and I had to go to the bathroom, and so I just, like, shoved it the rest of the way in my hand. >> Speaker A: No, that doesn't count to me. >> Speaker B: Chewing while you're going. >> Speaker A: That doesn't count to me because then you're just finishing your bite.
Yeah, I'm, um, talking like the food is in hand or the drink is in hand while you're on the toilet or in the shower. >> Speaker B: Not that I can think of, no. >> Speaker A: Okay. I'm not going to say this. Well, I am. I feel like that's more of a guy move, of like, I've got to have a snack while I do this activity. >> Speaker B: It seems like a bachelor kind of thing. >> Speaker A: No, because married people do this too. I'm positive of it.
Um, my research has told me married people do this too. Um, I've already asked you if you've ever been thrown up on, but have you ever thrown up on someone? >> Speaker B: I threw up on you. Yeah. >> Speaker A: On the plane. >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. And our kids. >> Speaker A: This is like, where's the bag? The bag is in front of me. >> Speaker B: So I have this issue with flying planes where I get super motion sick.
>> Speaker A: Stomach does black backflips, black flips, but. >> Speaker B: Black history Month, it's not when the plane is in motion. So my stomach starts to get bad as soon as they close and pressurize. >> Speaker A: The cabin while we're still sitting on the ground. >> Speaker B: Still on the ground. >> Speaker A: There is not movement.
>> Speaker B: I've had doctors tell me that they think I have an inner ear problem, which would make sense because I now have vertigo. >> Speaker A: Perfect. What a great combination. >> Speaker B: I know. Flying in Vertigo, I'm freaking screwed. Um, so I regularly take Dramamine. >> Speaker A: Yes. Before we fly the dram. >> Speaker B: And you take that a half hour before you fly. And then I have to have the AC on the airplane. Like, full blast, blowing on AC.
>> Speaker A: It's flipping. Trickle of air. It doesn't do anything. >> Speaker B: It really doesn't. But enough. It's enough that it helps me be cooler. >> Speaker A: Open the window. >> Speaker B: We're on an airplane, genius. And then when they come by with snacks. I always get a sprite or a ginger ale. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: But this happened to be a bumpier landing into Minneapolis, um, on our way to Florida a couple years ago. And I was
okay. I was feeling okay. And then it hit me really quickly, but it wasn't like the going to throw up feeling quite yet, so I thought I was okay. >> Speaker A: She wasn't. >> Speaker B: I wasn't. It's the only time I've ever thrown up on a plane. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And, um, Hunter did get me, ah, a yak sack. He did give it to me. Ah, yeah. But I had thrown up on myself and on him, and I think I got some on Silas. >> Speaker A: It was mostly on you.
>> Speaker B: It was mostly on me because we had to buy me clothes in Minneapolis. I looked like you still have those. I don't know. >> Speaker A: You should look. >> Speaker B: I should. There might be in a bin somewhere. >> Speaker A: They're probably in your sweatspants drawer. >> Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know. I'll have to look. I might not. They were really chintzy. >> Speaker A: That's true.
>> Speaker B: But I looked like a bum because the cheapest clothing to find in an airport is essentially a sweatpants. >> Speaker A: Yeah. And I'm cheap. I was already triggered that we were buying clothes. I was like, can't you just wipe it off? And just. >> Speaker B: I couldn't. It was, like, saturated and vomit, and I was smelly from throw up. And we still had to fly 5 hours. >> Speaker A: It's an airport.
>> Speaker B: We were going to fly on a plane for 5 hours. >> Speaker A: Uh, no, but what if you did it again? >> Speaker B: I now pack clothes in a carry on bag for that. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: I learned my lesson. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker B: You would think I had learned it earlier. Oh, that was it. That's why we had to buy the clothes, because, like, two or three years before that, um, silas'diaper leaked on my pants.
>> Speaker A: That's right. >> Speaker B: And I had to put on, essentially the shorts that I wore in. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: While we flew into, I think we were flying into Portland again in December, and so it was cold and I was wearing shorts. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And I think that there was snow on the ground that, so after that, I had packed clothes, but something had happened. I don't remember. >> Speaker A: Our bag.
>> Speaker B: That's what it was. >> Speaker A: We did that, like, plain side bag check. >> Speaker B: That's what it was. And then I didn't have my carry on bag with clothes in it. >> Speaker A: That's how they get you. >> Speaker B: And then when I got sick. Yeah. >> Speaker A: They got it worked out with the airport to sell some of that, like. >> Speaker B: And we looked at a couple of stores before we finally just
got the sweatpants. Yeah. >> Speaker A: You know, I shopped around for the lowest price. >> Speaker B: We had, like, an hour layover. We'd never, ever had an hour layover in Minneapolis. It was the only time. >> Speaker A: I never pay full price for it. >> Speaker B: Because usually we would hit Minneapolis, and then we would run across the airport to the other plane, the mcallisters, on home alone, and we would run.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Kids strapped to us. >> Speaker A: Uh, the best year was the year my mom was just like, somebody get me one of those little, like, remember the go kart guy we beat. Mom would never. My mom would never do that on her own. But we're like, hey, you, dude with the buggy. And he drove my mom, dad. And I think silas. >> Speaker B: Yeah. And you and I ran, and, um. >> Speaker A: You and I ran to the gate.
>> Speaker B: Because we were pushing, because the stroller went with insane. And I was pregnant, I think. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: I think I was pregnant with sarah. Uh, that might have also been while I threw up on the plane. >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Because you would have been, like, mega pregnant at that point. >> Speaker B: It would have been september. >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. So you still had three, four months. >> Speaker B: Yeah, but we
did. We ran across the airport. >> Speaker A: Is the term megapregnant not preferred? >> Speaker B: Yeah. Ah, please don't. Perfect. >> Speaker A: I'll make sure to use that frequently for women when they're pregnant. You are megapregnant. >> Speaker B: That would not be a smart move. >> Speaker A: What's the worst thing that could happen? >> Speaker B: You're going to get hit. >> Speaker A: Nah. Ah. Nobody's going to hit anybody.
>> Speaker B: I think you're wrong. >> Speaker A: Um, do you ever look at your poop before you flush it? >> Speaker B: Not really. Uh, I've seen more of our children's poop. >> Speaker A: No, but I'm talking about yours. >> Speaker B: It depends. Sometimes, because sometimes I have, like, um. This is terrible. My sister listens to this podcast. >> Speaker A: Does she? >> Speaker B: Yes. >> Speaker A: Good.
Um, listen, I have shared and told and detailed so many things that have come out of my body. It's going to be okay. Um, worst case scenario, if later, you're just like, yeah, actually, don't. >> Speaker B: It's easy to cut, depending on, like, um. >> Speaker A: Is this a lady thing? >> Speaker B: No. Okay, so sometimes I have these strange, stringy, oily poops. >> Speaker A: Stringy? >> Speaker B: Yeah, they're, like, really thin.
Stringy. That's it. I know you're thinking, like, string. No, like chunk. Little piece. Chunk looks like. I can usually tell when I have those ones. Weird, because they feel different. >> Speaker A: Is it connected? What? M I'll have to find my Bristol stool chart and see if I can show you and you can identify which one. Yeah, because that sounded like a classic three, four. But I don't know. >> Speaker B: I don't know what that means.
>> Speaker A: It's like, kind of soft. No, m. It's hard. >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: What? >> Speaker B: Some of it is. Some of it looks like jelly. I don't know how. >> Speaker A: Maybe it's the no gallbladder thing. I don't know. >> Speaker B: I don't know. >> Speaker A: I mean, mine's liquid, like every time, just about. So it's fine. Yours is probably more normal than mine is. >> Speaker B: Who knows? You can show me the chart and.
>> Speaker A: I'll tell you if I have to. If I have to fart, I'm m also afraid to pee because if I pee and I fart a little bit, it might just all go and I can't. >> Speaker B: These are my group. There's pressure things right here. >> Speaker A: Well, here, it ain't going to happen here because here, if it's that bad, I'll just spin around real quick. But I'm talking about at work where there's a urinal,
uh, and it's like, you feel the fart. And it's like, if I do, I might be, uh, running home fast for a change. Because I work with teens. There's no way I'm going to have dookie pants with round teens. No, that's a recipe for failure. So this question is marked for the women, um, which so far is just you on this show. So do women have to change their tampon when they poop? So, like, when you poop, if you're on your period and you poop, do you change the tampon every time you poop, do you have to?
>> Speaker B: I don't think you would have to. I think it would depend. Okay. >> Speaker A: Uh, see, I knew this. >> Speaker B: Um, I think it would depend because of before having kids, I would say no, but after having the kids, um, generally, yes. When you're pushing to go poop, it'll come out. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And then if it comes out a little bit, you just pull that crap out because, um, it feels weird when.
>> Speaker A: You walk, so you don't have to, but if it starts to come out, it's just time to go. >> Speaker B: Yes. >> Speaker A: It's easier to just change it. >> Speaker B: Yes. >> Speaker A: Um. Okay. Uh, do you think there's people that even if it doesn't come out, they're like, I'm here, I'm just going to swap her out here. >> Speaker B: Um, that will depend on how long they've had it in.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. How long are you allowed to have it in? Like a day, two days? >> Speaker B: I don't know if you have a tampon in for two days. You don't need one. >> Speaker A: Yes, but that's fair. I revised my previous. >> Speaker B: If you have one in for a full day, you probably just need a powder aligner. >> Speaker A: Okay. All right. That makes sense, I guess. They have the products for that and they've got the things going.
>> Speaker B: Um, it depends on how heavy your flow is. And if you're at the beginning or the end of your period, the flow gets less. And so that determines the frequency of changing. Uh, you can't use them more sparingly. >> Speaker A: You could probably make one last for like, a week or two. >> Speaker B: No. >> Speaker A: Just like, rinse it out or something. >> Speaker B: Not unless you want to have some kind of disease go up in you.
>> Speaker A: Yeah, I have heard about the sepsis. >> Speaker B: Yes. You can get it. And you can get, um, toxic shock syndrome. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Anything that is toxic or septic that enters from downstairs. It seems like probably the dollar to $2 per. I don't even know how much they are per thing, but just pay it. It's fine. Even if you have to wad up some toilet paper towel or something, it's going to be better than nothing. I don't know. Can you do that newspaper?
>> Speaker B: Um, I wouldn't use newspaper. Newspaper is not clean. >> Speaker A: Well, but, like, if you had clean newspaper. >> Speaker B: Newspaper is covered in ink. It's not clean. >> Speaker A: That's fair. I don't know if you're in an. >> Speaker B: Emergency situation and you don't have one. I have used toilet paper. >> Speaker A: There you go. >> Speaker B: You roll it a few times, just.
>> Speaker A: Form it into the shape into a nice little. >> Speaker B: And then you quickly, uh, find something better. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker B: Because toilet paper does not cut it. >> Speaker A: It's not absorbent enough. >> Speaker B: No, it absorbs too quickly. Uh, have you ever gotten toilet paper wet? >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker B: It goes away real fast. Right? It does, yeah.
>> Speaker A: That's the only frustrating part about the bidet. >> Speaker B: That's the issue is, uh, if you're having, um, a weird bundled mess and it's just not fun. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Um, what's your phone app of choice when you're on the toilet? And don't tell me that you aren't on your phone while you're on the toilet. >> Speaker B: I'm not going to. I wasn't going to. I was thinking. >> Speaker A: Well, that's good, because that would be a lie.
>> Speaker B: Um, it depends. >> Speaker A: What does it depend on? >> Speaker B: It depends on if I have to pee or if I have to poop. >> Speaker A: Do you use one for peeing? What do you use when you go pee? >> Speaker B: TikTok. Really? Yeah. >> Speaker A: You know what I found the privilege of women. I just found it. I just found it because guys, they don't have you on the phone when they're peeing. If you're a guy and you're
on the phone when you're peeing, you're living a dangerous. You're playing a dangerous game. >> Speaker B: Uh, so when you go to the bathroom, when you poop, it takes you not very long. >> Speaker A: Yeah, like, two to five minutes, max. >> Speaker B: Mine M is very different than. >> Speaker A: Right. Everybody's different. >> Speaker B: Um, and so depending on what I'm doing, um, sometimes I'll put on my korean show. >> Speaker A: Oh, my gosh. What was
that? Friggin korean dramas. Rachel got you on these korean dramas? They're so good, it's insane. >> Speaker B: They're so good. >> Speaker A: There's so much good TV, and you're over here watching these korean women flirt with these pale faced korean boys. I don't understand it. >> Speaker B: Um, the drama is so good without being, like, over the top dramatic. >> Speaker A: I don't get it. Um. Would you ever talk on the phone while you're on the toilet?
>> Speaker B: I do. To you. >> Speaker A: Okay. But you don't like to. >> Speaker B: No, I hate it. >> Speaker A: Would you do it to anybody else? >> Speaker B: No, absolutely not. >> Speaker A: So, like, somebody calls, you just say. >> Speaker B: No, if somebody calls and I am at the end of going to the bathroom, I will quickly finish, wash up, and then try and answer in time. But if I'm like, no, I'll just not answer the phone.
>> Speaker A: Huh. >> Speaker B: Hm. >> Speaker A: What if somebody. You're talking to somebody on the phone, and you put together based on the sounds you hear that they are on the toilet currently, what do you do? >> Speaker B: I don't have that issue. >> Speaker A: Have you ever called them out? >> Speaker B: No, because I don't have that issue. >> Speaker A: Really? >> Speaker B: Who do you think I talk to the phone? I talk to my sister and my
mom. And you, you go to the bathroom while I'm on the phone with you, and I just ignore it? However, my sister and my mother, they go, okay, I have to go to the bathroom. >> Speaker A: Okay, there you go. >> Speaker B: Talk to you later. >> Speaker A: I was going to say, how do you know they're not, but if they say, I got to go because I got to to go the bathroom, that's pretty good way to know. All right, that's fair enough. That's probably good manners.
>> Speaker B: It is. >> Speaker A: So when you wash your hands, do you get wet first? >> Speaker B: What? >> Speaker A: M when you wash your hands, do you get your hands wet first? >> Speaker B: No, I put soap in my hand. >> Speaker A: Soap first. >> Speaker B: I turn on the water, put soap in my hand. >> Speaker A: But is your hand wet when the soap gets on it? >> Speaker B: No.
>> Speaker A: Okay. Because I was told you're supposed to wet yourself first and then put the soap on, but then the top of. >> Speaker B: Your soap bottle is wet. >> Speaker A: Yeah. I don't understand it. Um, if you watch our son, that is his method. >> Speaker B: Wet and then soap. >> Speaker A: He wets his hands and then he reaches for the soap. >> Speaker B: Maybe I do now. I don't know. Now I'm thinking about it, but I don't know.
>> Speaker A: Hey, pay attention to it the next time you wash your hands. Um. Or don't, because you'll be in your own head about it. >> Speaker B: I don't know. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Anyway, there you go. Um, what are your thoughts about men tracing patterns in the bowl when they pee? >> Speaker B: Do guys do that? >> Speaker A: Yeah, there's all sorts of games that you can play when you're peeing as a guy. Um, I'm going to race the toilet bowl flush.
I'm going to see if I can pee on the rim. Not the rim, but like on the edge of the bowl inside to make no noise. And it's like the silent pee game where it's like, can I aim it to where, as my trickle stops, it is hitting the part of the bowl all the way to the end to where there is no sploosh sound. Um, you can try to make patterns in the bowl, like sound patterns m as it pees into the water. Um, you just try to make it as disruptive as possible as you can.
>> Speaker B: Into the water that you do. >> Speaker A: The disruptive one. Yeah, I do all of these except for the race, the flush, because that one is too much effort to me and I always have to pee way longer than I will ever. >> Speaker B: You always lose to the flush. >> Speaker A: Well, I'm not coordinated enough to start the flush to where it ends at the perfect time. I'm never going to get that right. >> Speaker B: Um, I don't care.
>> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker B: I mean, if you're in the bathroom and that's what you want to do to help pass time. I don't know. >> Speaker A: Do women have something where it's a game they play while they pee or poop? >> Speaker B: I m don't know. When I was a kid, I used to see how if I could stop my pee stream and then hold it for like 10 seconds and then restart it. >> Speaker A: I think it's called kangals.
>> Speaker B: That's the muscle after you have babies. >> Speaker A: Kangles? >> Speaker B: Yeah. You do Kangal exercises? >> Speaker A: Kangal or kegels? >> Speaker B: I don't know. >> Speaker A: I can't remember. >> Speaker B: Me neither. But that's the exercise you do after you have babies. >> Speaker A: To do what? >> Speaker B: To tighten your muscles again.
>> Speaker A: There you go. Um, no, I mean, guys, once it starts the pee stream, it's stopping. It's not really. I mean, you can, but nobody likes. >> Speaker B: You can stop your pee when you're a girl. >> Speaker A: I mean, you can as a guy, but you just don't want to because it's just generally unpleasant. Like, it burns a little bit. It doesn't feel good. >> Speaker B: I don't remember if it ever burned, but I used to do that as a kid. But, um, I don't do that now.
Because you're an adult? Because I'm an adult. >> Speaker A: I wanted to have a visual for this, but I don't. So I will give you a word. Visual. If you walk into a bathroom and there are four urinals, okay? And there is a gentleman in this situation, pretend that you have to use a urinal. >> Speaker B: Okay? >> Speaker A: And there is. Which urinal? Like, let's say somebody's using a urinal and he's using the one on the far left.
>> Speaker B: Okay. >> Speaker A: So there's three empty urinals to the right of him. >> Speaker B: Farthest one away. >> Speaker A: Use the farthest one away. All right. There you go. Uh, okay, so let's say somebody else is using the third in, and so there is one in between the two and one on the far right. >> Speaker B: I think I would still do the far right because then you're only next to one person, not two.
>> Speaker A: You could create a whole thought process. >> Speaker B: Girls do that, too. >> Speaker A: Do they, though? >> Speaker B: Yeah. Uh, so the difference is that we have closed stalls. Yeah, but if there's somebody in a stall right next to you and there's a couple of open ones, you go farther away from the person that's using the bathroom. >> Speaker A: Yeah, but genuinely, if guys pee too close to each other and somebody wants to take a peek, you can
see everything. Like, if you do that, you're going to see their wiener. >> Speaker B: Well, yeah, we don't have that issue because we go pee and poop sitting down. >> Speaker A: Yeah, well, guys can pee sitting down. It's just, it's like they have urinals and they don't. >> Speaker B: Anyway, be hard to pee standing up as a girl. >> Speaker A: M. Yeah.
>> Speaker B: I mean, you can do it, but you have to angle just right. Otherwise, when you're done peeing, you get your pants. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Uh, you could sit backwards while you're still sitting. Never mind. >> Speaker B: Um, urinals for women. >> Speaker A: When I'm at the school and I'm at the staff urinal, there's also, like a toilet right there.
Like, there's a divider. But there's a toilet. But if I'm peeing and somebody else comes in to pee and they go into the toilet to pee into the toilet while I pee in the urinal, sometimes their pee will hit in the bowl and it'll splash out and I'll feel it on my ankle. >> Speaker B: Ew. >> Speaker A: Uh, it's happened multiple times. >> Speaker B: That's disgusting. >> Speaker A: I say nothing, and it doesn't really bother me. I don't know why. It doesn't matter.
>> Speaker B: Because you're like bandit from Bluey. >> Speaker A: What's that supposed to mean? I could do worse times. >> Speaker B: I pee on my foot. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Oh, that's new. No, it's not. Yeah. >> Speaker A: You ever wonder why my shoes are the color there? >> Speaker B: No, I'm just. >> Speaker A: Um. Do you use toilet seat covers, those little paper nonsense? >> Speaker B: No. >> Speaker A: Perfect.
>> Speaker B: Um, but I won't use a toilet if it looks gross. >> Speaker A: I just wipe it up. >> Speaker B: Sometimes it's not worth wiping. >> Speaker A: Okay, I will just wipe it up. You must not have to go that bad. Do you ever put the toilet seat down before you flush? I'm talking about the part that I'm currently sitting on, the solid no hole part. >> Speaker B: Um, public bathrooms don't usually have those. >> Speaker A: No, but when you're at your
home, I know. You don't hear, but when you go to someone's house and you flush the toilet, do you put the toilet seat top down? >> Speaker B: If it was down when I got in the bathroom. >> Speaker A: Hm. All right. Because they say you're supposed to put it down because it keeps stuff from splashing. That's the logic. It's there for protection. >> Speaker B: Interesting.
>> Speaker A: Yeah, it's a thing. Um, and then the last question I have for now is, uh, have you ever made a poop nest? >> Speaker B: What the hell is a poop nest? Is it like toilet paper so it doesn't make the poop sound? >> Speaker A: Yeah. So you kind of make, like, a little bundle and you kind of stick it down there and then you poop. So that way there's not splash or sound. >> Speaker B: No. Here's the thing. >> Speaker A: Big inhale. Here's the thing.
>> Speaker B: My nose itched, um, before I had the kids and before I was even pregnant with silas. >> Speaker A: Right. >> Speaker B: Um, I did not poop in front of people in public bathrooms. I would wait until there was a flush or I would wait until I was sure there was nobody in the bathroom. >> Speaker A: You ever just hit the flush yourself? >> Speaker B: Yes. >> Speaker A: To decoy, huh? Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, but after you have kids,
let me explain something. Uh, when you're giving birth, there's like, four people in your business, in your very personal business, your very personal business. And after that, uh, you just kind of don't care. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And so now I don't care. Public bathrooms. Peeing and pooping in public bathrooms does not bother me. Like I said, I don't like using bathrooms that are dirty. Like, if I go into a bathroom and I have to go really bad, and it's like, gross.
>> Speaker A: Well, yeah, nobody likes it. >> Speaker B: If it's really bad, I will go somewhere else. >> Speaker A: You ever just try to hover? Like, squat and hover? >> Speaker B: Sometimes it's not worth that. >> Speaker A: It's what? >> Speaker B: Sometimes it's not worth that. Girl bathrooms are disgusting. >> Speaker A: Yeah, they are. I was a jander. I know. Um, I'm well
aware. Disgusting. >> Speaker B: Imagine, like, bathrooms while traveling in a girl's bathroom. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: So it's, like, disgusting. There's, like, used tampons on the floor sometimes. I mean, I walked into a bathroom at one place, and I'm pretty sure we were on a trip, and I was like, I'm not using that bathroom. We had to go somewhere else because the entire seat was covered in poop. >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you told me about that.
>> Speaker B: And I was like, ain't no way. Um. >> Speaker A: Oh, you should have got a picture of it for me. >> Speaker B: And I made us drive to a, uh, McDonald's. Yeah, I'm aware because I wasn't going to use that bathroom. >> Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, it probably would have been fine. >> Speaker B: No, it wouldn't have. >> Speaker A: It probably would have been fine. >> Speaker B: The entire top of the toilet was covered in poop.
It was dry. It was nasty. I know I was not going to use it. >> Speaker A: I have cleaned these things. >> Speaker B: And, I mean, if you think about it, like, if this seat is that bad, can you imagine what the floor looked like? >> Speaker A: Well, I think the seat gets worse because people go to the bathroom and then it goes before they hit the seat. And it's just like, I think this.
>> Speaker B: Person tried to do the hover trick, but they had explosive diarrhea blasted off. >> Speaker A: Um, so gross. Hey, there you go. Um, so that's all I have, um, for new questions. Do you have any words of wisdom to leave people with? >> Speaker B: No, but I did remember a bathroom story. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker B: Um, it's not really a story as much as, like, a little snippet. Um, so you're an only child, so you never had this experience.
Um, you don't know that. Okay, that's fair. You had cousins that are around the same age. Um, did you ever take a bath with your cousins? >> Speaker A: Not that I remember, but there's, unfortunately, photo evidence of me and my two cousins in a bath together. >> Speaker B: So my mother has a photo of me and three of my siblings in the bathtub at the same time.
>> Speaker A: Gee. >> Speaker B: Um, but I'm talking like one older sister, one older brother and a younger brother. >> Speaker A: What happened to the other older sister? Where was she at? >> Speaker B: Uh, she had probably already taken. >> Speaker A: She opted out. >> Speaker B: She had probably already had hers. >> Speaker A: She opted out of the group bath. >> Speaker B: But, uh, she might have been in there. Maybe there was all five of us.
>> Speaker A: Uh, that's too many kids in a bath. >> Speaker B: Makes bath time quicker. Probably genders. Yeah, because, I mean, yeah, I guess. >> Speaker A: You'Re all brothers and sisters, but that's not my business. Um, my cousins, both of them were other. Were boys. And my parents did it to get us all to get the chickenpox so we could all get it over with. Um, so they stuck us in the bathtub together. >> Speaker B: I mean, they'd put us all in and then,
um. Uh, the memories I have are like, my grandmother would, um, she would be like, all right, everybody put their feet up and then she would, like, scrub all the way down the line. >> Speaker A: Huh? >> Speaker B: Undo that group bath when you have five kids under five. >> Speaker A: I can't wait to ask Jude if he ever took a group bath with. >> Speaker B: Five kids under five. Man. >> Speaker A: Yeah, it was an ambitious move, for sure. It's a lot of kids very
quickly. Um, yes. >> Speaker B: I always had a friend to play with. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Also was very like. I always got injured easily. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: But I mean, first time I shaved my legs was terrible. Ah. >> Speaker A: What made it terrible? >> Speaker B: Um, so if you don't shave properly, against the grain, uh, uh, you get this terrible thing called razor burn. Yes. Right? So I turned 13 and I was like, I am going
to shave. And, um, we didn't have fancy razors. We got like, multi pack, cheap bic, essentially pink, uh, bic razors. They suck. Um, no offense, mom, but they're not good. >> Speaker A: How, uh, much she uses still, I have no idea. >> Speaker B: That's what we all used because we would buy it and then everybody would get a different color. And they weren't bick. Um, I don't remember. But they have like, a thicker handle, but they were still
not, like, expensive. Yeah, we bought multipack because we all used it. >> Speaker A: Right. Do you share the razors? >> Speaker B: No, everybody got their own razors. That's why we got the color. >> Speaker A: Have your own bar of soap. >> Speaker B: But when I shaved, I didn't realize that you needed to have like, soap. >> Speaker A: And water and shaving cream. >> Speaker B: Perhaps we didn't use shaving cream. We used soap to
shave. I didn't start using shaving cream until college when I bought my own. Yeah. >> Speaker A: All right. >> Speaker B: Um, we just used bar soap and. >> Speaker A: You all use the same bar of soap. >> Speaker B: Yeah. Anyway, um, so I got a terrible case of razor burn, like from ankle to hip. Like just an atrocious amount of razor burn. Like the kind where if water just barely touches, you're in agony.
>> Speaker A: Well, and it was probably cold where you live too. That didn't help. >> Speaker B: Well, it was in the summertime, so it wasn't bad. Um, but then that weekend, my dad decided we were all going to go on a hike. >> Speaker A: Oh, gosh. >> Speaker B: So all of us are wearing shorts. We're hiking in the summertime and we cross this creek. And I'm on the one side of the creek and everybody crosses the creek
and they're like, come on, we had to go. And I was like, no, I won't step foot in the creek. Because, I mean, they were going like knee deep in this creek. Cross it. And I refused. I was like, if you want me, I'll stand here and I will wait for you all to finish the hike and come back. >> Speaker A: I will fend off the bears before. >> Speaker B: I cross the street, but I will not step foot in
it. And my dad ended up coming back across the creek and carrying me across because my razor burn was so bad that I would not stem in a Greek. >> Speaker A: Oh my gosh, that's crazy. >> Speaker B: Mhm. Yeah, that's one of my. >> Speaker A: So maybe your word of wisdom is figure out how to shave before you start doing it. >> Speaker B: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Make sure you shave. >> Speaker B: You have like an older sister or a mom.
>> Speaker A: Just like, get help. >> Speaker B: Don't do it yourself. Get help shaving because Razorburn sucks. >> Speaker A: Yes, it sure does. >> Speaker B: And, uh, when it's all over your legs. Yeah, nothing helps it. Lotion stings. >> Speaker A: Yeah. I'm glad I don't have that to deal with. You just kind of let it be a hair factory and it's fine. >> Speaker B: Some girls do that. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Here's the thing, and that's their
business. But I can tell you, listen, I'm sure there's some guy out there that's like, well, that's not me. But I can tell you right now, I m would say 80% of guys, it's not a drawing card. It's not one of those things where it's like, m I'm liking what I'm seeing. It's like. And there's a difference between like, oh, you can tell it's a little prickly because they do shave their legs, and they just need
to. There's a difference between that and it looking like what guy's leg hair looks like, what in the world is going on? >> Speaker B: Like, long enough to braid or just like that. >> Speaker A: You can move it with your hand without touching the skin. You know what I'm saying? M. It's like, ooh, I don't know about this. This is not it. Shave your legs or don't, but just know that maybe that person's like, you know what? I actually like it. And good for him, but he's weird.
Uh, well, anyway, get help shaving. Um, it's good advice. I'm going to do the end here, where I shamefully do the dogs pooping in the backyard moment, where I do the end credits and everyone sits there like, all right, he's still doing the end credits, but you got to keep watching. Um, this has been another episode of privy. Thank you so much for joining us. Um, Anna, thank you for being here and putting up with this. Um, as always, you can, uh, leave us a rating and review.
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>> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, where I post pictures when I have a chance of things that my friend and I have baked or that I have baked. >> Speaker A: Yeah, it's a real Instagram account, and you know that it's legit because she's a mom who bakes, and so she doesn't have 4000 hours to stage the nonsense. It's just we're doing real good stuff. That's tasty. >> Speaker B: Um, none of it is staged.
>> Speaker A: Yeah. Uh, and if you're one of those Instagram people that has time to stage all your nonsense, get a real job. Um, so, yeah, you follow me. I'm at Alice seven. It's mostly me sticking stuff in my mouth. Um, that was not good. It is. It's me eating food. It's 95% of m. Me sticking some sort of candy or soda in my throat or cereal. >> Speaker B: Okay, but the way that you said that was not good. >> Speaker A: I know what I did. Send us an
email. Privycast@gmail.com. Uh, all the things that you want to send us. We'd like to thank Kevin McLeod for the use of his music in the intro and outro. Thanks, Kevin. This has been another episode of Privy. Thanks so much for joining us again. Thank you for being here. Don't forget to wash your butthole. And as always, don't forget to flush. >> Speaker B: Again. >> Speaker A: Close.