>> Speaker A: You know that the Brits have got to get their finger in a meat pie. Like, they just got to get their just knuckle deep in a meat pie. Welcome back to privy. Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded this week. I am on location in a porta potty. Me. Uh, this is kind of a test, but, um, I am in a honey bucket this week. Now, I will confess at the gate here. Um, I am not in a branded. >> Speaker B: Licensed, branded honey bucket. >> Speaker A: Um, but nonetheless.
Uh, I won't say who provides this. >> Speaker B: Bucket, but it is one nonetheless. And I can assure you, though, it. >> Speaker A: Has not been used in a couple of weeks, uh, I am not trespassing. >> Speaker B: I do have permission here, and, uh. >> Speaker A: It does still very much smell like a porta potty. >> Speaker B: So, uh, I am on location here. >> Speaker A: This week, and, uh, I'm going to be honest with you. I got a little bit of fire.
>> Speaker B: In me this morning. >> Speaker A: Um, I just spent 2 hours at the social, uh, security office. >> Speaker B: If you don't know, the Social Security. >> Speaker A: Office is hell on earth. Uh, you sit there mindlessly waiting for. >> Speaker B: People who can't possibly answer you information. >> Speaker A: Um, I did ask, before waiting the 2 hours, if the documents I had were sufficient.
>> Speaker B: Oh, yeah, they should be, was what I was told. >> Speaker A: Um, and then after waiting the, uh, 2 hours, got up to the window, I waited my turn, and it's kind of like waiting in line at disneyland or disney world. Never been to land, been there before. But you get up to the front, and it's like mickey mouse just flips you the fattest bird you've ever seen in your life. >> Speaker B: You're like, yeah, we can't do it with this.
>> Speaker A: We don't believe that your child exists unless you have a signed letterhead. >> Speaker B: Nonsense. >> Speaker A: Uh, from their doctor. You could drag them into this Social Security office, you could plop them down on my counter, and they could wave at me. And yet, yay. Verily, I still would not believe their existence. Um, so, yeah, the Social Security office is hell on earth. >> Speaker B: Uh, and so, um.
>> Speaker A: What a soulless hellscape it is. But I got to admit, we've got a lot to talk about this week. >> Speaker B: And. >> Speaker A: There'S some information that I need to let you know about. Um, we're going to be discussing, uh. >> Speaker B: Two different competitions this week. >> Speaker A: Uh, but before we talk about those. >> Speaker B: Competitions, I have a little bit of. >> Speaker A: A history lesson for you.
This week on privy, we're going to Coney Island, New York. But before we go to Coney island, we need to stop off at my backyard. And naturally, we'll be starting in Alaska. Alaska is for America, the frosty, forbidden north. Its gold and oil soaked, in covered landscape, uh, is one that now is home to both tourism and some people call it home. Um, but I think a lot of people view it as a destination to go for hunting and fishing and the
like. Russian expeditions, uh, reached Alaska by the early 18th century, and colonial traders, these were fur traders. They wanted to get those animals, get. >> Speaker B: Them furs, uh, boots with the fur. >> Speaker A: On some islands and parts of alaskan peninsula, groups of russian traders proved capable
of relatively peaceful coexistence. So the Russians have landed, and at first, they were able to dwell somewhat peacefully with the native Alaskans in the area there, however, other groups had tensions, and there were extractions and the like, and hostages were taken. Individuals were enslaved, families were split up. It was bad news, much like, uh, this is not. >> Speaker B: But, like, colonialism hasn't been great, like.
>> Speaker A: The forced enslavement and the forced, like, that's bad. But nonetheless, it is something that can be recorded as happening, uh, in Alaska to the alaskan natives. During the first two generations of russian contact, 80% of the aloit population died from diseases that were brought in. They, uh, had no immunity. Uh, in America, we learn about how. >> Speaker B: The pilgrims brought smallpox and the like.
>> Speaker A: So was true for the alaskan natives and the Russians that came in at the end of the 18 hundreds or 18th century. >> Speaker B: 1784. >> Speaker A: Gregory Ivanovich Shilakov. What a name. >> Speaker B: Uh, just if you ever. >> Speaker A: If you ever want to go for a great name for your child. Shilakov, is it? Um, they arrived at three saints bay on Kodiak island and began operating the fur trading company.
Shulakov. Golakov company. Shulakov and Golakov, I bet, were homies. Shulakov and his group killed hundreds of the Koniag people there. They founded the first permanent russian settlement. >> Speaker B: In Alaska on the island's Three Saints Bay. >> Speaker A: And by 1788, Shulakov and others had established a number of russian settlements over a large region, including the mainland areas around the Cook inlet. Got to trade those first. They killed a bunch of people doing it. But,
you know, we got to get the fur money. In short, for a long time, Russia more or less laid claim to Alaska via colonization, spreading religion and disease to the area for years. But we need to go back because Spain technically beat Russia to Alaska, which is embarrassing, because Alaska is practically touching. >> Speaker B: Imagine.
>> Speaker A: Imagine Spain, which is, I mean, pretty much on the other side of the globe from Alaska, beating Russia, which is like a french kiss away from Russia or, uh, from Alaska. It's just embarrassing. >> Speaker B: But Spain beat Russia to Alaska, and. >> Speaker A: Spanish claims to the Alaska region dated to the papal bull of 1493. Now, they never involved
colonization, forts, or settlement. Instead, Madrid sent out various naval expeditions to explore the area and claim it for Spain. >> Speaker B: In 1775, Bruno de Jazita led an expedition. >> Speaker A: The Sonora under Bodega, uh, whatever. They reached latitude 58 degrees north, entered the Sitka sound, and claimed the region for Spain. >> Speaker B: Viva la Spaniard. >> Speaker A: The 1779 expedition of Ignacio. Okay, they launched a bunch, and they pushed as far north
as 61 degrees north. In 1788, Esteban Jose Martinez and Gonzalo Lopez Dejaro visited russian settlements in Unalaska. >> Speaker B: Now, um, the Spanish and the Russians. >> Speaker A: Have met now, also in the alaskan pie. You know that the Brits have got to get their finger in a meat pie. Like, they just got to get their just knuckle deep in a meat pie. British settlements at the time in Alaska. >> Speaker B: Consisted of a few scattered trading posts.
>> Speaker A: Which, with most settlers arriving by sea, Captain James Cook, midway through his third and final voyage of exploration in 1778, sailed along the west coast of North America, um, from then spanish California all the way to the Bering Strait. >> Speaker B: During the trip, he discovered what became. >> Speaker A: Known as the Cook Inlet, named in honor of him by George Vancouver, who served under his command, which was in
alaskan waters. The Bering strait proved impassable for them, and the british ships left the straits to return to Hawai in 1779. Now, uh, about ten years later, the. >> Speaker B: Newtka Crisis led to a war between Britain and Spain. >> Speaker A: Britain rejected spanish claims to lands in British Columbia, and Spain seized some british ships. The crisis was resolved in Madrid by. >> Speaker B: The Nutka Conventions in 1790, and, uh.
>> Speaker A: Provided that traders of both Britain and Spain could operate in the northwest coast, that the captured british ships should be returned, and an indemnity paid. This was a victory for Britain, and Spain, as a result, essentially withdrew from the North Pacific. When you think of Alaska, you do not think of Spain. And these are the reasons why, in 1799, Emperor Paul I from Russia formed. >> Speaker B: The Russia American Company to further establish.
>> Speaker A: Fur trade and russian settlements in the Alaska territory. Now, keep in mind, this is post 1776, so he ain't dealing with Britain, he's dealing with America. Figure it out. >> Speaker B: Financial difficulties in Russia, however, uh, and. >> Speaker A: The low profits of trade in the alaskan settlement and, ah, Britain's desire to just keep british hands off, or, sorry, Russia's desire to just keep Britain out.
>> Speaker B: Of the meat pie made them willing. >> Speaker A: To sell Alaska formally, which is weird, because I guess it was theirs. To North America. At the instigation, um, Secretary of State William Seward purchased Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million in 1867. Um, this purchase is known as Seward's Folly, Seward's ICE box, and Andrew Johnson's polar bear garden. It was unpopular among many people at the time. >> Speaker B: That is, until they discovered gold and oil.
>> Speaker A: There's gold in them hills. Though purchased in 1867, Alaska wouldn't be admitted into the union of United States. The United States. >> Speaker B: Here we are, uh, until 1959. >> Speaker A: That's incredibly recent. And later adopted the motto for their state, north to the future. >> Speaker B: It should be noted that there are.
>> Speaker A: Still a number of alaskan native groups, uh, dwelling in the frosty, forbidden north, uh, and many of them, uh, yeah, here we are. >> Speaker B: It's the tale as oldest time in american history. >> Speaker A: But we need to talk about bathrooms. We're here for the bathroom talk. Where's the bathroom talk? For goodness sakes, I'm sitting in a porta potty. Uh, and not for no reason like I didn't this week, just say, you know what? I think I'm going to leave the.
>> Speaker B: Moderately smell gooded nature of my home. >> Speaker A: Bathroom and come out here to a, uh, farm and sit in a porta potty, which I will report I did. >> Speaker B: Urinate into, um, moments before beginning this record. >> Speaker A: A choice that I believe has stirred up the blue lagoon under me, thus resulting in an unfortunate stench. But we need to talk about bathrooms. Talk about this week's topic. We got to discuss Alaska. As with most of the
world in. In late history, the bathroom landscape was quite a bit different than it is now. During the 1930s, there arose in use in the alaskan wilderness and later adopted amongst natives a way of disposing waste referred to as the honey bucket. In short, the honey bucket arose as a means of making a makeshift privy by attaching a toilet seat or other seat with an opening on it to. >> Speaker B: A bucket or other container, which then could be dumped.
>> Speaker A: Think of the piss pots and others from history. Um, but this time, you do full Charlie Brown into it and just make it a day. Uh, the use of these likely arose and became popular in Alaska and in. >> Speaker B: This region of the world where the. >> Speaker A: Soil is hard frozen and difficult to dig through with older instruments. >> Speaker B: In Alaska, it arose as a primary.
>> Speaker A: Waste disposal method, so much so that many alaskan natives still elect to use this system today. And as we're going to see, some are just alaskan citizens and not part. >> Speaker B: Of the native population. >> Speaker A: Um, but one of the nice things that happens when you dig an outhouse or a preview pit is you don't really have to empty it. I mean, you do, but you don't have to for as long. It's
kind of out of sight, out of mind. Like, even where I am seated now, uh, I can't see any of the, um. >> Speaker B: Maybe a little bit, but I can't. >> Speaker A: See most of the brown that has gone before me. Uh, and it's a good thing. Out of sight, out of mind. I wonder when the last time this outhouse was serviced. Does it say 628? Somebody came out and serviced it. And that would have been prior to. >> Speaker B: Its last time being used, which I.
>> Speaker A: Know was July 2. So it's got some in here, but it's clean. There's a little bit of splashage. But we don't need to talk about that. We're going to sanitize everything when we're done. That's what we need to know. You got the little chart on the back of the thing. That's nice. Also, there's a hook. I don't know if you knew this. I only know this because I had. >> Speaker B: To hang a bag because I brought.
>> Speaker A: All my stuff in a recording bag. But there's a little coat hook bag. There's actually two coat hooks in this outhouse. Um, yeah, it's actually kind of interesting. There's a lot more room in here than I anticipated. Ah, former, ah, guest of the show and future returning guest, uh, Josh Werman. He wanted to be here for this record today. It didn't work out for me, scheduling wise, to set that up, but he wanted to
cram himself in here with me. And, you know, at first I was like, I don't think so. And I still don't think so. I know they have bigger porta potties for that, and we'll track one down. >> Speaker B: But if we had to, we could have done it. >> Speaker A: If anything, just prop the door open and have him sit. But, yeah, you had to empty the bucket. And so often this would be emptied into any of Alaska's many water supplies. Now, it needs to say, that is not good.
Anytime you're emptying human foul into a water supply, it can't be a good thing. You might think, man, the 1930s. That's so long ago. That's almost 100 years ago. I mean, that's practically still Russian Alaska. Oh, nay, barely there, honey. Buckets. These poop buckets, buckets with a seed. >> Speaker B: On them that you poop into. Um. >> Speaker A: Ah, uh, were in such wide use. >> Speaker B: In Alaska that first they are still used today.
>> Speaker A: It is estimated that in 2015, there. >> Speaker B: Was about 3300 homes that still use. >> Speaker A: Or require the use of a honey bucket. And that is not counting alaskan natives, who likely still use this innovation. Second, the, uh, honey bucket is so common and is so ingrained in alaskan culture and society that the Alaska gov website has a pamphlet for proper and suggested honey bucket waste disposal.
>> Speaker B: Yes. >> Speaker A: In the real world, on the Internet, on a state's government website, there is guidelines for using taking a dump into a bucket and how to get rid of that dump out of the bucket into. As we're going to see some hole in the ground, could you imagine going over to someone's house and like, hey, can I use the restroom?
Oh, yeah. Third door on the left. And you go down, you're looking all the family pictures on your way down the hallway, and you just pop the door open, and it's just a, uh, shed with a bucket in it. Or better yet, it's an actual bathroom. Like, it's got the sink in the. >> Speaker B: Bathtub and all of the things that. >> Speaker A: We expect in a bathroom, but then there's just a honey bucket sitting in the middle of just the thing
as if it's the most normal thing ever. Like, how dare you even ask if this is where you're supposed to go? But, yeah, it's still in wide enough use in Alaska that it's okay. Okay. We know how much you love your honey buckets. And their suggestion is essentially this. If you have the means of digging. >> Speaker B: An outhouse, you should definitely do like. >> Speaker A: We know the ground is very frosty. We know it's
hoard. We know that you're going to bust your shovel on this bee m. But if you have a way of digging an outhouse or a privy pit, you should definitely go for that. But if you can't, or if you just love the honey bucket so much, which, by the way, the honey bucket is such a special name, Doug wants to stick to his roots and use the honey, don't you? Don't know where you came from, son. Unless you drop a stack in the honey bucket. Well, then you need to dispose of the honey bucket.
All right. Sorry about that. We are back. Um, just had a battery failure on the portable recording equipment. And I got to admit, I've used this thing multiple times now, recording with guests, and first time we've had a battery failure, and what a terrible time to have it. >> Speaker B: Um, I'm just nestled just elbow deep. >> Speaker A: In this porta potty, and my batteries go out now thankfully. And shout out to Jude
Domini and Kyle Fisher. I've learned, like, take spare batteries. >> Speaker B: Have spare batteries. >> Speaker A: You don't want to be caught with your batteries, not with your batteries hanging out, um, in a porta potty, of all places. Do you know what I'm saying? But back to where we were. Doug wants to go back to his roots and poop in the honey bucket. >> Speaker B: What do you call the turds once.
>> Speaker A: They'Re in the honey bucket that you have to dump? Do you call them your honey? I got to go dump. Hey, babe, I got to go dump the honey tonight. >> Speaker B: But here's the short and sweet of the Alaska gov's summation of the honey bucket dumping. >> Speaker A: Quit dumping it in the water. Like, stop it. Quit. One thing they suggest is that if you and your neighbors can all agree. >> Speaker B: And figure it out, you can dig.
>> Speaker A: A honey bucket trench. So good. What's a honey bucket trench, you ask? >> Speaker B: Well, I think, you know. >> Speaker A: You know how, like, we've talked about how they used to have, like, crap gutters in cities and they would just, like, rinse the turds down the middle. >> Speaker B: Of the city in the gutter? >> Speaker A: Well, it's essentially like that, but they're not really rinsing it more as they're.
>> Speaker B: Just using this as the dumping grounds for the honey. >> Speaker A: In the honey buckets. You essentially dig a trench and you put your honey into it. They say you can dig one, but be smart about it. Dig one at a time, and when it's full, you should cover it with. >> Speaker B: About a foot of extra soil in. >> Speaker A: Order to allow for settling. Woof. Like, you just go out and you're just walking
around. They don't tell you that when people schedule these alaskan excursions where they're going. >> Speaker B: Out into the wilderness, they don't talk. >> Speaker A: About how they're just walking along and they look over, oh, what are those cool looking mounds on the ground? >> Speaker B: Oh, that's where people have buried their turds and have thus buried it in. >> Speaker A: Order to finally deal with it.
Just walking around Alaska and seeing a. >> Speaker B: Bunch of poo mounds. >> Speaker A: It's so prominent that many waste disposal sites in Alaska actually just have honey bucket trenches built in. In periods of high snow and rainfall where flooding has occurred, these trenches wash out. Not good. >> Speaker B: Very bad.
>> Speaker A: You want the human turds to stay where the human turds were placed, because if you then have a surprise return of the human turds, that's bad. You don't want that. Like, for instance, there is a lake of filth below me. I'm in a porta potty if you didn't catch that. Um, and if this seat cracks or. >> Speaker B: Something really goes south, there's a tank. >> Speaker A: I pray to Jesus that this tank
doesn't like. It's not used to holding a 250 pound dude on it for more than 510 minutes, probably. And here I am sitting aloof. Uh, but if it cracks, there's going to be dookie everywhere in here, and I'm going to evacuate this thing real fast. Just saying. What's wild is much of Alaska didn't have plumbing and water until a big push to implement this infrastructure statewide. >> Speaker B: And that push didn't occur in rural. >> Speaker A: Areas until the 1990s.
From the 1990s until now, Alaska and the federal government have spent over $2 billion to work out these plumbing concerns. >> Speaker B: Now, while urban areas of Alaska have. >> Speaker A: The amenities known to most of the contiguous us. Sempflip, Michigan. Shout out to Flint, Michigan. Don't drink the water. >> Speaker B: Sorry, Flint. >> Speaker A: It's too soon. >> Speaker B: I wish you all the best. But it's not just poo.
>> Speaker A: This is running water like. An article was written in 2016 describing. >> Speaker B: The life of Hooper Bay, Alaska. >> Speaker A: Hooper Bay is home to about 1300 people. Now, many of these people are still using honey buckets in 2016. It's wild to think
about. The scene is essentially, uh, they interviewed somebody of life in Hooper Bay and they said that multiple times a day, if not a. They, they get on a four wheeler with multiple five gallon buckets tied down to ride the four wheeler to the waste dumping site where they dump the poo before riding the four wheeler sometimes. >> Speaker B: Miles back to their home, and then rinse and repeat. >> Speaker A: Literally rinse, but not the same bucket.
Repeat for gathering water, for cooking, washing, those type things. It's not a glamorous life. It's difficult. The Alaska honey bucket is still in use by thousands of people as infrastructure to these remote parts of Alaska still remains, uh, kind of open ended. It's not a glamorous life, but the. >> Speaker B: Alaska honey bucket is not the only. >> Speaker A: Style honey bucket in use today. And if I'm honest,
the Alaska honey bucket is essentially. I've talked on the show about my shower toilet. >> Speaker B: Like, we need a toilet where you. >> Speaker A: Can just poop in the shower and then empty. >> Speaker B: Ah, the bucket into the toilet and flush from there. >> Speaker A: It's essentially an Alaska honey bucket, but whatever. I'm still saying.
But today, the honey bucket is a brand of Porta potties, much like the one I'm in now, which operates primarily across the west coast, Utah, Texas, and Colorado. And then also for some reason Georgia now the honey bucket brand of Porta potties offers a variety of services to a number of avenues of your life. And I must confess I m am not in a honey bucket branded Porta potty. Now, they seem a little bit smaller scale, but their company's
interesting. I need to tell you about the firsts, the first of two contests that. >> Speaker B: We need to discuss this week on privy. >> Speaker A: The honey Bucket company is running a competition from now until November where you can post a picture of yourself in front of or in you can do in a honey bucket Porta potty. Post it tagging the official honeybucket page using the hashtag honey bucket selfie. >> Speaker B: If you do so, and if you.
>> Speaker A: Win, you will be entered into a chance and could win your own honey bucket Porta potty. >> Speaker B: Now, I must confess I want to. >> Speaker A: Win this so bad as that honey bucket Porta potty would instantly become the privycast recording studio away from Privycast recording. >> Speaker B: Studio much like the one I am in now. When and if you enter, our only. >> Speaker A: Ask from the show is this.
If you hear this and you say, man, I could win myself, uh, a honey bucket. That's awesome. I'm going to go enter. I'm going to go find me a honey bucket. State fairs, they're rolling out. If you find a honey bucket state fair, get on it. My only ask from the show is this, is that you would use the hashtag also tag the show. >> Speaker B: Tag privycast at Privycast. >> Speaker A: Flood honey bucket fans with
Privycast. What's also interesting is on honey, and I got to admit, I looked at some of that honey bucket merch and. >> Speaker B: There might be a purchase coming my way. >> Speaker A: But man, the honey bucket merch is real good. >> Speaker B: Like, they got some strong offerings here. >> Speaker A: But honey Bucket also offers a digital mixtape titled Sweet Honey Bucket Jams Vol. >> Speaker B: Two, which can be viewed on their site.
>> Speaker A: It's a mixtape. Um, but it's a weird thing for a Porta potty company to offer. They're kind of like the edgy, hipster millennial Porta potty company, in my opinion. Or like the cool Uncle Porta Potty company, maybe. >> Speaker B: Ironically, though, though there are many honey. >> Speaker A: Buckets in Alaska, they do not offer honey bucket porta potties in Alaska. And you know where else they don't offer honey bucket porta
potties? One that could have used one last week is Coney Island, New York. This brings us to a special segment of poo in the news and our yearly coverage of the Nathan's famous hot dog eating contest. Now, this coverage and the article written about it is brought to us by CNN covering the Nathan's famous hot dog eating contest. And I need to tell you, Mr. Chestnuts did it again. Joey Chestnut ate 62 hot dogs in ten minutes. For those who suck at math, that is about six hot
dogs a minute. Or if you want to break it down, about one every 10 seconds. It's insane. Sometimes I want to sit down and. >> Speaker B: See if I can just scarf down. >> Speaker A: One of these glizz nasties in 10 seconds just to see if I could do one. There's no way I could keep pace and my tum tum would get far too full and the nitrates would just wreak havoc on my whole sitch. But it makes me wonder, could I eat one in 10 seconds? I
might test this out. Joey Chestnuts did this for the 16th time, winning his 16th. Nathan's famous hot dog eating contest title just had something fall. Um, Mickey Pseudo downed 39 and a half dogs to win the women's competition for the 9th straight time. >> Speaker B: Now this. >> Speaker A: Nathan's famous hot dog eating contest was marked by a lengthy weather delay to the point where they almost, and they.
>> Speaker B: Even told some of the contestants that they were going to be canceling the contest. >> Speaker A: Joey Chestnut said afterwards that it was a roller coaster of a day. They told us it was canceled and we weren't sure if we're going to eat today. And then he notes, I'm just happy it's the 4 July and I got to eat some hot dogs. >> Speaker B: When asked how he felt afterwards, Chestnuts.
>> Speaker A: Said, I feel great. And he added, I've got leftover rooms, so I'll probably have some beers later. Joffrey Esper took second place with 49 hot dogs, which, here's what I'm going to say. That's still 13 entire dogs behind Mr. >> Speaker B: Chestnuts. >> Speaker A: And Australia's James Webb took third with 47. >> Speaker B: The weather delayed the contest about 2. >> Speaker A: Hours and the event finally
began at 02:00 p.m. The National Weather Service issued a special. >> Speaker B: Weather statement warning of strong thunderstorms, frequent cloud to ground lightning in parts of. >> Speaker A: Brooklyn, specifically mentioning Coney Island. A, um, possible injury to lightning may have occurred on Coney
island, according to preliminary storm report. And they said this responded to a, uh, call of an electrocution just before noon on Coney island and transported a person to a medical center. >> Speaker B: So they did have somebody that likely. >> Speaker A: Got struck by lightning. And so Nathan's famous rightly postponed the. >> Speaker B: Event for a couple hours.
>> Speaker A: So they're sitting around and they're waiting. And they've got these bastions of human eating waiting there to just fill their. >> Speaker B: Gullets with just big swossages. >> Speaker A: And when they all come out, the announcer is so hyped. When he get the man who calls. >> Speaker B: Joey chestnuts to the stage is something else. Um. Um, I just want you to hear this. >> Speaker C: Are you ready? 15,000 generations
of humanity. Yet we have evolved not at all, uh, bound like animals to the laws of physics shamed before the universe. And in all of history, only one man has stood to say that he will dictate what is and is not possible in this world. I speak of this man, for he has broken reality. And all of time pours down around us now at once simultaneous and endless, erasing cause and effect and opening all possibilities before us. And the ancient powers are subordinated to their own
creation. And they smile at his achievements, and they say, he shall live forever. For he does not do it for money. He does not do it for glory. He does it for his people. He does it for his country. He does it for freedom. And the gods shine down on us now. And the gods shine down on us still because of him alone. Because of him alone, the Nathan's famous 4 July champion of the world, Joey Jessa. >> Speaker A: What a thing, you know, to have so much passion for the sport. Uh,
he really gives it his all. He goes for it. >> Speaker B: Um. >> Speaker A: And you know that Joey hit the closest Porta potty he could hit when that competition was done. Like, they got to be pushing through you pretty quick at that point. This has been another installment of poo in the news. And this brings us to the end of another episode of Privy. Thank you all so much for listening. Uh, it stinks in this Porta potty. >> Speaker B: I've been in here far too long.
>> Speaker A: You don't realize how bad a, uh, porta potty stanks until you sit in it far too long. We, uh, want to thank Kevin McLeod and Pottington bear for the use of. >> Speaker B: Their music this week. >> Speaker A: Thanks, Kevin and Pottington. Uh, you can find the links to their music in the doodly doo below. Feel free to email us. Privycast@gmail.com. Follow us on social media. We're at Privycast. Don't forget to tag us if you go for the Porta potty
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>> Speaker B: Keep pooping in the free world. >> Speaker A: But that free world was not always free. >> Speaker B: This has been another episode of Privy fart. >> Speaker A: Proudly own your stank, wash your butthole. >> Speaker B: And now. >> Speaker A: And I don't really know how I'm going to do this. Uh, I think we're going to just leave it with the traditional sound of a Porta potty flushing. But now, as always, don't forget to flush.