>> Speaker A: I'm no stranger to having, like, there's multiple times on podcasts where I've admitted to just dark. Yeah, you know, dark things. I'm no stranger to bathroom accidents because I just have blind confidence in my ability to read my body. So I'm like. >> Speaker B: Welcome back to privy. Privy is a podcast about bathroom rooms recorded. Uh, I am at a returning location. >> Speaker C: Um. >> Speaker B: Uh, the official name is Susie Q's.
>> Speaker A: Susie Qs. >> Speaker B: Susie Q's perfect. And I am joined, um, by none other than Jude Crane. >> Speaker A: Jude Crane. >> Speaker C: Jude. >> Speaker B: How are you? >> Speaker A: I'm so good. How are you? >> Speaker B: Um, I'm doing well. I spent all day with teenagers at the high school. >> Speaker A: Uh, that's got to be. >> Speaker B: Yeah, it is what it is. I know what I'm getting into at this point.
>> Speaker A: Um, does that kind of recharge you? Like you extroverted or introverted, or does it just SAP everything? >> Speaker B: Most of the time, it recharges me. But some of the students that I work with, uh, have a way of sapping you in a specific way. But, yeah, uh, we are kind of, like, sort of meeting for the first time right now in the best context you could possibly meet a person.
Um, tell me and those listening a little bit about who you are and, uh, where you're from and how you got to be sitting in this bathroom. >> Speaker A: This bathroom with you. It did strike me, like, when I was just rolling this chair in, how foreign it is to follow another person in the bathroom. It's never something that's clicked for me. >> Speaker C: Right. >> Speaker A: Um, my name is Jude. I'm a brother of a guest. That was previously on Jerry.
>> Speaker C: Yes. >> Speaker A: And he felt at liberty to share some of my privy stories, which really upset me. But I work for Susie Q's, the company bathroom that we're in. Kettle corn. I, uh, deliver Tuesday through Friday all over Oregon, so. >> Speaker C: Wow. >> Speaker A: Going down to the California border, basically up to Washington. >> Speaker B: Really? >> Speaker A: Then, yeah, eastern Oregon. >> Speaker C: Oh, man.
>> Speaker B: I didn't realize you were delivering that far. >> Speaker A: Yeah, a lot of miles I've driven to the moon and back in miles. Or maybe not back. I think back at least to the. But at least I've gotten to the moon. >> Speaker B: Dang, that's crazy. >> Speaker A: Uh, wow. >> Speaker B: I knew you did the deliveries because, um, you do the en route with Jude on your show, and I'm like, I guess I thought it was
so local. Um, but, man, I bet you have some tales then that makes sense. >> Speaker A: I do. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Weird. Not recently, which is upsetting. Uh, and they're usually local. Really? Yeah, usually. They all have exposed, except like the know outliers, but yeah, they're usually around town. >> Speaker C: Wow. >> Speaker B: Um, so delivering, um. >> Speaker C: Because you guys.
>> Speaker B: Haven'T been doing Susie. How long have you all. I know, Jerry told me, but my memory is super good. >> Speaker A: Um, that's great that we're on this mine. Also super good. >> Speaker B: How long have y'all been doing Susie Q's? >> Speaker A: About two years, give or take, but about two years. >> Speaker B: So what were you doing before Susie Q's had you delivering? >> Speaker A: Um, catering mostly. >> Speaker C: Okay, sweet.
>> Speaker A: And it was in high school, so I didn't do a ton. Cool. Um, and we still do the catering side, so my father also. Is that food guy catering? It's good stuff. >> Speaker B: Yeah, I've eaten it many times. >> Speaker C: Both. >> Speaker B: It was funny. I was at a company. Um, I guess it was a breakfast. He did breakfast for us. >> Speaker A: Yeah, we do a lot. >> Speaker B: And like, grab my plate and get ready to
go through. And it's just your dad standing there. And I had like bummed a seat in his shop so many times playing d d with your. And I'm like, oh, it's Mr. Crane. It was, it was one of those small world, I feel. I don't know, Salem's pretty big. Um, so I was like, wow, this is weird. Um, I'm part of this thing. >> Speaker A: This is weird for me now. In a good way.
>> Speaker C: Hey. >> Speaker A: Because you've existed in my mind but in a distant space that's in reach but without never really met you I've seen you, heard about you I've been. >> Speaker B: Told that distant reach is the preferred area of interacting with a lot of what I do. Um, well, cool. Uh, and you just got back from a trip. I don't know the extent of it. If you are able to share, if you can share, I'd love to hear about it.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I just got back from a Mexico missions trip with the school that I graduated from. >> Speaker C: Okay, cool. >> Speaker A: Um, I wasn't planning on going. I had gone once before, either my sophomore or junior year. But then I was just at church one day and my friend Matt, who is my old bible teacher, and he kind of heads the group on the school side, just was like, what are you doing over spring break?
You want to go to Mexico? Yeah, I do. That's awesome. Um, so we went down the week of spring break and we were working inside the same church that I had been to previously. >> Speaker C: Oh, wow. >> Speaker A: Well, right beside of it, yeah. But same people. And we were like painting inside. When I first got there, the rundown was like, I got to be a team leader, because I was older than most of the people there. But then they're like, you're going to get scaffolding
on Wednesday. Um, I was like, okay, I've never done that before. I've never put together scaffolding. And they're like, and we need you to paint the ceiling, which is, like, 20ft up. Terrified of heights. Doesn't, um, sound like a lot when. >> Speaker B: I say it out loud? No, 20ft too much. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Uh, and my greatest piece of safety equipment was just my Fanny, uh, pack that I would clip onto the ladder. And it made you feel so much safer.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: The, um, plastic clip never got the scaffolding, so there was a lot. We got one piece of, like, oh, my goodness. Four metal pipes that had one part on the top that connected them. So it's this awkward trapezoid that we're standing on and reaching up to paint the ceiling. We got half the ceiling. And then we're like, we're going to dedicate our team's manpower to finish another task,
because this one can't get done. We just couldn't get the second half. Um, but everyone else did super great. Like, we put up a few walls. We built, like, a whole room. Um, or they put up the walls for it. They put up doors. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And then we painted the outside in just the most. Like, it's got to be toxic paint. >> Speaker B: Oh, really? >> Speaker A: Oil paint. >> Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
>> Speaker A: So it takes forever to wash off. But we were double cupped. Red solo cups. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And about halfway through painting one of the rails, I pull up the inner cup, and it's completely dissolved. >> Speaker C: No way. >> Speaker A: So there's the equivalent of probably seven red solo cups from all the people on the rails of that church. Oh, my goodness. Dissolved into the black because the paint is just ate right through it.
>> Speaker C: What? >> Speaker A: It's terrible. And it gets all over your hands, and you very gently rinse it off. It was a. Oh. >> Speaker B: My real experience is that just like. That's just the paint, I guess. >> Speaker A: It's paint they had going on. It's probably not that bad. I got to stop, uh, hitting. >> Speaker B: You're fine. Um, my recording studio away from home is my church's bathroom down in Albany. And the fan is. It is
the most insane fan. A church bathroom, any bathroom. This one, you can hear it, but you. Not really. It sounds like a game system when the thing is clogged with too much. >> Speaker A: It's awful. Like, an old Ps two or 60 would be terrible. >> Speaker B: And so the bumps and wiggles are just like, yeah, here we are. We're in a bathroom. >> Speaker A: M. >> Speaker B: Um, you said it was a. >> Speaker A: Church, that you all were, um.
Gosh darn, I'm blanking on the name. Great people. I get to meet the pastor again, who remembered me from, like, years from ago. Fly school. >> Speaker C: That's cool. >> Speaker A: It was a great opportunity. >> Speaker B: What part of Mexico? >> Speaker A: Mexicali. >> Speaker B: Mexicali. >> Speaker A: Okay. >> Speaker B: I don't know anything about it. >> Speaker A: That's as much as I can tell you. Right next to Baja California, Mexico.
>> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker B: So it's, like, right near the border. >> Speaker A: Yeah, right near the. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: Wow. Normally, the last day we go to, like, san Felipe, just 2 hours southwest ish. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I could be totally getting that wrong, too. But, um, there was, like, some risque, not risky. Risky, uh, movement, just with violence around that area. So we didn't do the San Felipe
because the beach. We just went to Chinatown. >> Speaker B: In Mexico. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Were any of you were like, come on, but let's go over. >> Speaker A: Oh, desperately. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I was like, I recognize it'd be a terrible decision. He's got a bunch of high school kids and some middle schoolers. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: But also, it's a beautiful beach. >> Speaker C: Yeah. That's fair.
>> Speaker B: Um. >> Speaker C: Wow. >> Speaker B: That's cool. Did you all drive or did you all. >> Speaker A: We drove. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker B: Was it, like, a bus situation? >> Speaker A: There were two buses. Buses. Like, there were the vans. I drive. >> Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. >> Speaker A: So I was, like, very familiar. I didn't do any of the driving. Thank goodness. >> Speaker C: That's good.
>> Speaker A: Uh, yeah. >> Speaker B: You do enough of it. >> Speaker A: I do enough of it, yeah. And I don't want the liability of a bus full of children. >> Speaker B: Go faster. >> Speaker A: And then there were two more, uh, volunteer families, and, man, one of them was scary, sketchy, just because. I'll just say on the way back, I ended up in one of kind of, like, the
auxiliary vehicles. And we're going north. Right? Because we're leaving Mexico, and somehow we get turned around and we end up on I five south. Oh, no. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: For, like, a good amount of time. Super nice person that was driving, but easily got turned around. Wow. A few times we got lost and had to regroup. >> Speaker C: Dang. >> Speaker B: Wow.
>> Speaker C: Um. >> Speaker B: Anytime there's, like, a passenger vehicle with more than five in it, my thought, and it's just me staying on with the whole bathroom thing, is the bathroom situation. You're either stopping too much or, uh, immediately after you start to drive, somebody has to go. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Is it just absolutely five? >> Speaker C: Perfect.
>> Speaker A: We're leaving in five in the morning, and at 545, someone's like, we got. >> Speaker B: To pull over, get it sorted out. I don't get it. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: I don't know. Sometimes I think people, it's just in their brain. I know it's not because I'm not going to tell them what their bladder is doing, but it's like, you knew this. >> Speaker A: How did you not know? >> Speaker B: Yeah, you forecast a little
bit. I don't know. Part of me is like induced the anxiety of being in the car early so that way we can get it out of the way. But I don't know if that's a thing. >> Speaker A: I don't know. I expect people to do it. I want people to do it, but I don't know if I actually can hold them up to that same. Maybe humanity just isn't there yet. >> Speaker B: In so many ways we are not. Um, like I said, I'm at the. >> Speaker A: High school and it's these kids.
>> Speaker B: It's like the bell schedule has not. >> Speaker A: Changed in years, but somehow. >> Speaker B: And they're so angry every time. It's like, well, classes started. Have a seat. I have to go to the bathroom. Well, dude, what'd you do for your 40 minutes lunch? I don't know, tell you. Um, and then they're just angry. >> Speaker A: I didn't have to go then.
>> Speaker B: Yeah, I didn't have to go then. That's my favorite. It's like, well, you can hold it for a bit. Um, yeah. So, uh, anything else? That's like, just crucial jude Crane. >> Speaker A: Well, crucial jude Crane. >> Speaker B: Here we go. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Man, I love lasagna. That's a pretty crucial part of my identity. I'm a huge fan of lasagna, love and casserole. >> Speaker B: Okay, uh, what's your best casserole?
>> Speaker A: Oh, that's so, uh, tater tot. >> Speaker B: Or you can do top three. That's fine, too. >> Speaker A: I can do easy. They're all my mom's. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: Tater tot casserole, poppy seed chicken. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: Which usually is a reaction I get. People aren't. I guess it's not super common. I guess.
>> Speaker B: I don't think of it as a. >> Speaker A: Casserole, but it's got breadcrumbs on top, cream and mushroom. Got the mixins for it. Yeah, very good. And then, um, like cream of mushroom casserole. Something else. My mom. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker B: Tater tot casserole. It's just good. >> Speaker A: Green beans, ground beef. Yeah, it's just like eating. It's
kind of an excuse to eat gravy. It might just also be my mom's, but it's like we found a way to just make it socially acceptable to have a big old pyrex pan of gravy. >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Um. >> Speaker B: Oh, man. That's the stuff. >> Speaker A: Um, and to tie up, like, the Mexico thing, the first half was work at the church. >> Speaker C: Okay.
>> Speaker A: And the second half of every day was, like, a VBs. So we'd go out. >> Speaker C: Awesome. >> Speaker A: And we did, like, a play. We did a song. >> Speaker B: That's so fun. >> Speaker A: Yeah, it was really great to work with the kids. Yeah, the kids. >> Speaker B: I did one trip like that in college, and we didn't have a formal VBs
planned, but it just kind of, like, impromptu. Happened every night, and that was so much better than what we went there for. We enjoyed building the house, but, man, this kids, you just get the soccer ball out there and get a couple of people playing guitars, and they're having a blast. >> Speaker C: Dang. >> Speaker A: They're good at soccer, though. Dang. >> Speaker B: And then there's me. They're like, run, get it.
>> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker B: All right, I guess I will. >> Speaker A: Got a lot of bruises. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, okay, so big fan of lasagna. Big fan of casseroles. >> Speaker C: Uh. >> Speaker B: I know you do dnd with your brother. Have you always been a dndsman, or has that been a later adapt? >> Speaker A: As early as I could be? >> Speaker C: Really? Yeah.
>> Speaker A: Because it existed in a similar space to you. In my mind, I knew it existed. I'd never seen it. I knew one of my family members knew them. Like, my dad played Dnd when he was younger. It was just in that kind of ethereal nothingness. And then one day, my brother was like, I really want to do this, because he had watched critical role. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: And this is probably, like, 2015, like, hovering around 2015 or earlier.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And so he talked to my dad, and my dad was like, yeah, I don't care if you play it. >> Speaker B: That's probably, oddly, when I met your. >> Speaker A: Brother, it's got to be. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Around that era. >> Speaker C: Wow. Okay. Huh. >> Speaker A: And then I've just been, so you. >> Speaker B: Were diving in then? >> Speaker A: I'm diving in, and I was, well, shoot,
that's eight years ago when I'm 21. Was young. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Because I started in 8th grade. >> Speaker B: Wow, you're hooked. No, I'm trying to think of what was that like being in middle school and I guess high school, because to me, d and d, I didn't even know what it was until I got to college. >> Speaker A: Oh, really?
>> Speaker B: Yeah, because my parents a little bit older, and they kind of skipped it, and so I knew it existed, but to me, it was like that thing at the board game card store you. >> Speaker A: Never really got into. >> Speaker B: Yeah, it was pretty big. >> Speaker A: I mean, it shaped my senior project. My whole senior project was really using DNd, um, as a ministry and for children who've been through trauma, like therapy.
Yeah. Which was awesome. At a private christian school, there were a few of the teachers I was really looking to change the mind of. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Uh, I don't know if I succeeded, but at least one of them. >> Speaker B: Were they pretty. >> Speaker A: I was allowed to talk about it. There was no truly satanic panic. >> Speaker B: Okay, don't mention the dragons, Corbin. Uh, they can take it up with me if they want, but we couldn't call it d. D.
Oh, really? We could, but we couldn't use dungeons and dragons because it could offend people. So I remember, I think Aaron, it was like ding dongs and something. I don't even remember. >> Speaker A: Oh, dinglings and doorknobs. >> Speaker B: That was probably it. >> Speaker A: I remember Jerry talking about that. >> Speaker B: To my understanding, that's where that name came from, because we were not allowed to use. To evoke the name of a game was too much.
>> Speaker A: It's too dangerous. Yeah. >> Speaker B: The dragons might show up themselves. >> Speaker A: Um, it's been pretty influential for me. Yeah, that's cool. And I'm a big supporter of not having a stigma around. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Well, it's also, like, using it for kind of therapeutic is fascinating because that's a demographic of teens that I, for some reason, have found myself with all the time.
>> Speaker C: Um. >> Speaker B: I've never ventured out to do dnd with them because it's like, whoo. Um, but I can definitely see the value. That's cool. >> Speaker C: Yeah. Huh. >> Speaker A: And I'm definitely biased because high school wasn't great for me. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Um, so being able to go with my brother, who, like. So family, close friends, people you can confide in, and then be extra vulnerable by having to be yourself,
but also. And then you're also being this. Trying to genuinely be this other person you created. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And I was playing like a paladin, so I was really like, d and d, I can unobashionately say, helped me. Maybe I should phrase this better. Just make sure no theologians are like, dnd provided an outlet to really positively affect my spiritual life. Yeah, no, and my social life and my relationship with my brother improved vastly.
>> Speaker B: Yeah, that's awesome. That's super cool. Yeah, the theologians will be fine. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I don't want to say d and d has helped my spiritual life. Like, it has provided an outlet for then me to grow closer with the people around. >> Speaker B: Yeah, that's awesome. That's super cool. Um, so, like you said, one of the things that kind of got us connected is your brother shared some stories. Uh, and I don't know, maybe he.
>> Speaker A: Maybe. >> Speaker B: I don't know. The way I think Jerry put it to me was that, uh, either he had misrepresented something. Um, and I don't know if that was the. I don't know what it was, but he said, hey, Jude needs to say his piece. Yeah, he needs to have his say on this. Um, so feel free to share any and all bathroom stories that you're willing to. Um, and your brother went. Brought you into it, so you might as well bring him into it if you want.
>> Speaker A: Yeah, well, that's the bummer. >> Speaker B: He is outside the door. >> Speaker A: Well, yeah, he could beat me up because he was two times my size. But, no, the real issue is he's only got, like, the one super embarrassing one. And when he tells it, I can't really use it. >> Speaker C: M against. >> Speaker A: I don't even remember why I was upset. I just remember
hearing that. I didn't know you had a podcast. My brother was on it, so I listened to his episode, and I just remember thinking, like, he's taking my. It's, like, stolen. This is my thing, my stolen valor for pretty stories. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Uh, but I think the one he told was about me being on the road, filling m my drawers. >> Speaker B: Well, now, see, he mentioned it, but. >> Speaker A: I think he kind of teased me. Tease around it.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I'm no stranger to having, like, m. There's multiple times on podcasts where I've admitted to just dark, dark things. I'm no stranger to bathroom accidents because I just have blind confidence in my ability to read my body. So I'm like, this is just this, uh, and then I'll go for it. And it wasn't just. It was a little care package, but I'm driving home through the pass from eastern Oregon, and I've been fine all
day. Like, no stomachache in the morning. None of that. I had yogurt for breakfast. I had, like, a great day. Yeah. >> Speaker B: Start to a good day. >> Speaker A: It's a start to a great day. And I'm in the privacy of my sanctum, which is my vehicle, my little fleet van. And I feel gastrointestinal system. Um, things are doing their job, and I've got to just release. >> Speaker C: Yeah.
>> Speaker A: And I'm in a safe space, and so I do. And I'm just completely blindsided by the betrayal of my body. >> Speaker C: No. Yeah. >> Speaker A: I just feel. Oh, what? I'm just sitting there in silence, just. >> Speaker B: Knowing. >> Speaker A: I'm seven years old. I haven't been in this situation. So I had to pull up at a roadside stop called, like, sloppy chorus. Yeah, it's literally called, like, frothy cone or something. Oh, my
God. Yeah, it's the most, like, little dingy. So I get up and I crawl into the back of the van, and I break down boxes. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Placing boxes over the windows of the van. >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. >> Speaker A: And just in my shame, uh, in my shame and, uh, bag with some wet wipes in it, I take care of myself. And then I get home after. I have yet to reveal this. This can be a privy cat. >> Speaker B: Oh, here we go.
>> Speaker A: I dumped the pants. No pun intended. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Um, in the dumpster. Frothy. >> Speaker C: Oh, no. >> Speaker A: Frothy cone or whatever. >> Speaker B: Wait, so at that point, uh. >> Speaker A: Are. >> Speaker B: We going completely nude down? >> Speaker A: I've got a sweater on. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: With a hood pulled in. Perfect. Hey, it'll get the job done.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. All right. >> Speaker A: And when I got home, I just. Immediate miracle. I thought it, like, I get in an emotional whiplash as I pull into the shop because I see my brother and, ah, Dave there thinking, I got to explain to these guys my shame. And so I roll down the window, and I just, I'm not feeling great. Could you roll the door up for me? This is when we were taking the van inside the shop. So they did, and then they left. And I just waited till they were
gone, and then I swung open the side door. M my two little pale legs, because the sleeves only come up just past, like, my knees. So I had to jump out, take care of the rest of my, uh, situation. >> Speaker C: Wow. >> Speaker A: I'm certain every time I just got toot a little bit, and then it's not, and then it's so much more, and it's so much worse. >> Speaker C: Oh, my goodness.
>> Speaker B: I've had other folks who have, like, yeah, I've been driving, and there's something about, to me, I've never had the while driving, but there must be some level of panic of like, oh, yeah, I'm still navigating, and now I have. Whatever is happening, I have to deal with. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: My biggest fear was legitimately, immediately. >> Speaker C: Um.
>> Speaker A: Man, I don't know why, but I hope I don't get pulled over. I don't know why I would get pulled over, but I've never in my life been more certain this is when. >> Speaker C: It'S going to happen. >> Speaker A: I'm going to get pulled over for some dumb thing. >> Speaker B: It might as well be now. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And then the cops are just going to be like, I need you to. >> Speaker B: Get out of the car, or it's.
>> Speaker A: Just as bad if he's like, oh, my bad. Your plates are fine. It's just, uh. And I'm m just like, no, please, no, wait. Arrest me. I'll go anywhere. Just take me anywhere but here. Take me somewhere with clean pants, or that somebody would, because, uh, we didn't have the magnets on yet. I don't even know if we do. >> Speaker C: Ah. >> Speaker A: So it's just a dirty white van that pulls into an empty parking lot in the back corner near the dumpsters.
So it's also reasonable to think someone's going to, like, knock or something. And I'm suspicious behavior. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And it's so hot, man. It's summer day. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I got to look like a crazy bird. I got to look like Gollum for the unfortunate soul that may lance through the windshield. It's like, what's he doing, dad? >> Speaker C: Yeah. I don't know. >> Speaker A: He's dumping.
>> Speaker C: Oh. >> Speaker A: Dangerous business. >> Speaker B: Do you have, like, a go to spot for restroom breaks? >> Speaker A: Absolutely. Okay. You have to. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: It's paramount. I've never asked any delivery drivers or truckers, but you have to have a spot, right. >> Speaker B: Unless it's like, because you don't want them to steal it. But where is your go to zones?
>> Speaker C: Um. >> Speaker A: Giving away secrets. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Um, I never use the rest stop in the pass. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: Susanian pass. But there is one campsite area pull off to, and it's not nicer, but it's totally secluded. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: So if you're ever going through at like, four to 530 is when I'm actually going through in the morning on
Thursdays. And so it's just a perfect, like, there's a window to the side, and you can look out and just see the stars if it's not overcast. >> Speaker C: Wow. >> Speaker A: So it's, uh, a very privileged. >> Speaker B: Yeah, that's awesome. >> Speaker C: Position. Wow. >> Speaker A: But then there's, like, certain markets of choice that I'll go to because they have market of choice locked doors. >> Speaker B: Pretty good option.
Um, I feel like, yeah, they're going to be clean most of the time. >> Speaker A: It's always an adventure to have to find a new spot, though. Like, well, something's coming. I'm not going to make it to checkpoint B, and you got to kind of just search. >> Speaker B: You ever get locked out? Because there's some places now where you got to ask the people for the. >> Speaker A: Code, punch it in the key and stuff. >> Speaker B: Does that ever foul you up?
>> Speaker A: Foul me up to me. >> Speaker B: And it's not like I get why they do it. It's their bathroom. But to me, it's like, I've got a thing I got to do. Yeah, I don't want to talk to you. I just want to go do it and be done. >> Speaker A: It definitely puts me to be, like, to walk in, especially with just, like, a full bladder. And you're, like, trying hard not to undo your belt just to give yourself some sense of relief.
I would love the bathroom. They're like, here you go. Let me fish around for 20 minutes. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And then, wow. There's no bigger disappointment than getting, like, the bathroom key that's always tied to some guy's arm or, like, broomstick. And then you get in, and it's just the most dingy murder scene. It's like. >> Speaker B: Why do you care so bad about this one if this is. >> Speaker A: The state that it's being left in?
>> Speaker B: Do we really need to have the know you're spot? >> Speaker C: Um, yeah. >> Speaker B: My wife and a, we make a trip to Idaho every Thanksgiving, sometimes more. >> Speaker A: That's cool. >> Speaker B: And the, um. >> Speaker A: Oh, shoot. >> Speaker B: I want to say la grande, but there's a rest stop in la Grande that we stop at. And that bathroom is never good. No, but
it's the best one to go to because it's right there. It's easy, and it's the dang key lock. They're saving it for someone. >> Speaker A: There's definitely. There's a pilot in Medford where it's not because the quality, but because it's just where it needs to be. All right, here's where I stopped. >> Speaker B: Perfect. Um, yeah, well, uh, I have some questions. If you at any point are like, oh, I actually do have another story, feel free to share. Um, and stop me.
>> Speaker A: So few things. >> Speaker B: And I ask most people these is, what type of toilet paper do you use at home? Or what's your go to if you have to pick? It looks like I've seen now what Jerry's picking here because, uh, his name's, uh, on the. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: What's your toilet paper of choice? >> Speaker A: It would probably be just because of how easy, um, know, kind of going I am in that regard.
Just whatever's there. So quilted, northern, anything that's not one ply grocery store. But here's something that kind of has to do with that. Yeah, I prefer wipes, obviously. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: If I can, like flushables or like, what are we? >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: There really are no flushable wipes. It's a giant scam. Big wipe is. >> Speaker B: They tell you. >> Speaker A: They tell you, but it's not. But you
use one wipe and toilet paper. I'm listening. Hybrid. That's my go to. >> Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. >> Speaker B: Does that wipe just go in the trash? >> Speaker A: Usually if I'm in Mexico, yes. But, um, I usually just get away with throwing it in the toilet because I only end up using like two or three tops. >> Speaker B: Right. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: But you go in with the rough equipment selected. Northern.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Or the quilted northern. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And then right when you're reaching your limit, your pain threshold, that's where you come in with a wipe, but you always finish dry. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: And then that's the system you have to build in the method perfect world. >> Speaker C: Wow. All right. >> Speaker B: Um, do you have a brand of wipe that you're.
>> Speaker A: Oh, there is one. It's dude wipes. Dude wipes. Dude wipes. I just used those in Mexico because someone brought them, um, dude wipes. And they had like, aloe vera or something on it. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: It's very a. >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. I'm going to keep that in mind, um, because the teens in the college group, they're always trying to get me to eat something
spicy. And so I'm going to keep that in mind because that might be the remedy because it's like, I don't want to do this. I know what's coming. >> Speaker A: A few things worse than feeling you got to go, but you know that it's going to hurt. >> Speaker B: It's going to be fire and razor blades. Um, so on the dispenser, are you a folded over or a folded under? >> Speaker A: Oh, over for sure. >> Speaker B: K m. Why? Is that? >> Speaker A: How I was raised?
>> Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. >> Speaker A: I don't get vehemently upset with the underside people, but we all have to grow up eventually, and I think it's time that some people act their age and put the toilet paper over, fix it. >> Speaker B: Uh, if you went somewhere and saw. >> Speaker C: Would you flip it over? I would. You would? >> Speaker A: I do bathroom all the time. >> Speaker C: Whoa. Okay. >> Speaker B: So who's the culprit, though?
>> Speaker A: I think it's my brother. >> Speaker C: Really? >> Speaker A: Is he under as well? >> Speaker B: I'm trying to remember. >> Speaker A: See, it seems like something we would contend on. >> Speaker C: Really? >> Speaker A: Yeah, but it's either my brother or my dad. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: Because it's in the bathroom we use the most. >> Speaker C: Got it.
>> Speaker A: But yeah, I'll be sitting there and I was like, oh, hey, I've even gotten pretty quick with a little compressible middle east and flipping it. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Those always gave me anxiety because of. >> Speaker A: The things it could. >> Speaker B: When I was little, we had one that didn't stay together, and it would always like toying and then go across the bathroom, and I'm like, shoot, now I've got to figure this
out. Um. >> Speaker A: Wow. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Okay, so over. >> Speaker A: Has that been more common, or is your reason. >> Speaker B: Is one of the better reasons, though. So over is more common. Um, and I'm yet to, like, I'm holding my piece, but. >> Speaker A: A lot of. >> Speaker B: People tell me that they go over for fear of jamming their finger, and I'm sitting here. I don't understand that. That's
my pushback. So that's why I've started to ask. It's like, okay, why? And if people say, well, I don't want to jam my fingers, I go, slow down. But it's a wall. How much are you going to jam your hand on it? >> Speaker A: How much can you blame the inanimate object while you're reaching towards it? >> Speaker B: Yeah, but I've heard that so many times is m. I'm going to jam my finger, and I'm like.
>> Speaker A: Has its benefits, I will say. Because I just thought about if I'm ever, like, if I'm on my phone and then I've only got one hand available, if it's under, I can kind of push and it'll tear easier. Whereas if it was over, I would just keep pulling. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And for me, the phone thing is exactly it. There's kind of a process of, like, I can find the wall and kind of, like, move around and find it where.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Ah, it's the little things. Um, are you a bar soap or a liquid soap lad? >> Speaker A: I don't know. I think bar soap. >> Speaker B: Bar soap, yeah. >> Speaker A: Really got grit. Yeah, if you get it with grit. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I guess liquid soap could have grit, too. >> Speaker B: Do you seek out soap with grit? >> Speaker C: Yes. Really?
>> Speaker A: Okay, well, if I'm using liquid soap, I don't want to use it without a loofah, uh, because I don't want to just, like, smear. But bard soap with grit or, like, with charcoal infused whatever ploy they're getting you with, it just feels better to wash with. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Okay, man. >> Speaker A: And you don't drop it as easy. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: It's got, like, a sandpaper quality to your hands.
>> Speaker A: That's the loudest thing. >> Speaker B: Gosh. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, so the loofah, um, that's the administration. >> Speaker A: If it's liquid, it's got to be. >> Speaker C: Really? >> Speaker A: Yeah. Do you just like, freehand? >> Speaker B: I'm a washcloth guy. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: I've got, like, a rag, essentially, that. >> Speaker A: It matches the towel.
>> Speaker B: I'm married, so it matches the towel. >> Speaker A: That type thing. Okay. >> Speaker B: Um, but I know in college, I had mismatched dish towels. It's like, yeah, that one's probably my wash rag now. >> Speaker A: Uh, I forgot about wash rags. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: But, man, Loofah. I don't hear many people that go for the loofah either. >> Speaker C: Great. >> Speaker A: A nice, compact loofah. >> Speaker C: Yeah.
>> Speaker A: Big fan. And draining them out is like, oh, see that? You got to squeeze all the soap out. It's just satisfying. >> Speaker B: Yeah, that's fair enough. It's like a sponge. I don't think I've ever even handled a loofah. >> Speaker C: Really? Yeah. >> Speaker A: Are they that. >> Speaker B: I mean, they're not that rare. I just don't ever remember it.
>> Speaker A: Man. I feel like I may have seen just a headline that was like, they're super unhygienic because bacteria stays in them, but I choose not to research. >> Speaker B: They say that about pretty much every bunch that lives in the bathroom. Um, at one point, I read a thing that the tanked water is dirtier than the actual toilet bowl. And I'm like, maybe, but do you see what goes in there? >> Speaker C: I don't know. >> Speaker B: Okay, so bar soap.
>> Speaker A: Bar soap. >> Speaker B: Um, have you ever carved messages in the bar soap? >> Speaker A: No. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: It's a thing. But, yeah, now I remember Jerry's episode and being also so just weirded out by that. I destroyed so many bars of soap. >> Speaker C: Oh, really? Yeah. >> Speaker A: Because when you'd set them down in the shower and you'd come back, wherever they were sitting, had, like, I really don't know why,
but it probably had absorbed the most moisture. Uh, and then the bar of soap, which is normally hard, you can just, like, playdoh. Oh, weird. Pull it off. There's a layer, and it just eats away the soap. And anytime I'd go into the shower, I'd be like, oh, I get to, uh, pick at the soap scabs on the. >> Speaker B: Oh, my God. >> Speaker A: And it would go right down the drain, and I would just, like, scoop it off the bottom and then put it back. So another way.
>> Speaker B: We're shaving your soap. >> Speaker A: I was just wasting my family. >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. >> Speaker A: They're so satisfying. >> Speaker B: Uh, man, I know. Like, there's, like, kids that have this, like, soap cutting videos. >> Speaker A: Do you know anything about those? >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Where they, like, they'll cut one long. >> Speaker B: My son gets on that every now and then. What are you doing?
>> Speaker A: I'm watching this guy cut soap, and I'm like, I don't know. >> Speaker B: For whatever. >> Speaker A: I refuse to watch it. I'm pride, but it is super. >> Speaker B: Like, it's wise. Um, watching it is. I can see where there's something about like, I think whittling or like, shaving wood like that. It is very satisfying, um, therapeutic. I don't know what the right word is. Um, what is your opinion on baths? >> Speaker A: I like them.
>> Speaker B: You like them? >> Speaker A: I do. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: It's a luxury. Yeah. >> Speaker C: Ah. >> Speaker B: Do you just go right into the bath or is there like a warm up process? >> Speaker A: I rinse off first for sure. >> Speaker C: Very good. >> Speaker A: Yeah, you got to rinse off or else you're just. >> Speaker B: To me, that's the only acceptable path forward with
a bath is like, we have to. It's kind of like the pool rules generally get yourself damp before you do this, at least, um, just to get. >> Speaker A: All the outside dust well. >> Speaker B: And even if it's just a mentality thing, it's like. I know I did that. So I can check this box for now? >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, okay. >> Speaker C: Very good. >> Speaker A: Uh, I can't remember last time I took a bath.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: But I'm definitely in support of them. >> Speaker C: Okay, that's good. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, do you have a restaurant establishment that just fouls you up the absolute. >> Speaker A: Worst in terms of bathrooms? >> Speaker B: Yeah. You know when you walk into the place that the following afternoon or morning is going to be rough. >> Speaker A: Man. Del taco. >> Speaker C: Okay. Yeah.
>> Speaker A: Because I used to eat so much of it and I think the flavor of their hot sauce is good. And most of the times I just take hot sauce to get it spicy. But I like the flavor of their hottest one, like the Diablo. And so I would load burritos up with that. >> Speaker B: So you go for the spice? >> Speaker A: Yes. >> Speaker C: Really? >> Speaker B: Oh, my goodness. You're brave. Um, I get scared.
>> Speaker A: I've pitched multiple times to my podcast boys to do the buy the hot ones. >> Speaker B: Oh, no way. No. >> Speaker C: Uh. >> Speaker B: Just the thought just stresses me out. I'm like, I'm going to die. I might die. >> Speaker A: I do have to mentally block out the future that exists after eating them. I just can't worry about that. But after that, it'll be great. >> Speaker C: Oh, no. >> Speaker B: Um, okay, so Del taco, um, man.
>> Speaker A: Sherries, but also could be a product of when I was eating it because I would always go at like twelve to two morning, just with friends. >> Speaker B: Yeah, it's all those berries. >> Speaker A: And I would be eating like just pie and crepes. >> Speaker C: Yes. Man. >> Speaker B: Sherry's good. It's been a while since I've had sherry's. Um, okay. I don't hear Sherry's ever. No. So that's interesting. Um, yeah. Uh, have you ever taken a dark shower?
>> Speaker A: Oh, yes. I was so excited when this got brought up. >> Speaker C: Perfect. Yeah. Okay. >> Speaker A: It's the superior way to shower, for sure. >> Speaker B: I am convinced that that is right. >> Speaker A: It's such an experience. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Having the water there, but without seeing it very well. It sounds simple, but wow. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Okay.
>> Speaker B: So, fan of dark shower. Have you ever taken done the orange in the shower? Like, you take the orange and you just eat it? Uh, you peel it, and then you just eat it like it's an apple. No, because there's juice that normally you wouldn't do it because it's just a mess. >> Speaker A: Yeah. >> Speaker C: Uh. >> Speaker B: There'S no risk. All reward. >> Speaker A: Wow. No, that's insane. I'm going to do that.
>> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker B: I'm going to do it. >> Speaker A: I'm a huge proponent of eating and drinking in the shower. >> Speaker B: Yeah. What's like, go to snacks for this? >> Speaker A: You got to have a canned soda. It's got to be cold enough to condensate because that's what you want, is when you're in the hot piping steam and hot shower to grab a cold can of Pepsi. >> Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, man.
>> Speaker A: Um, anything chips, as long as they're sitting on a rack outside the shower. >> Speaker B: Don'T they get wet? >> Speaker A: All you got to do is not reach in. So you're making a dropper with your hand. If you go in flat into the bag, pull one out, put it in your mouth. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: You can tell it gets wet. >> Speaker B: There's a little bit of technique to not sog the chips. >> Speaker A: Yes, certainly.
>> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker A: You can't have the bag just straight up because then you're just pouring water into it. >> Speaker B: I think I've had a couple, and I imagine people, like, nestling them inside of some sort of a, uh, holder. And it's like, in the shower, and I'm like, even if the water is not going in, it's going to be damp. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I would never take it into the premise with the sliding glass door. Yeah.
>> Speaker B: Sliding glass door. >> Speaker C: Uh, uh. >> Speaker B: Distracted. So, snacks in the shower. Big fan. Have you ever had a snack on the toilet? >> Speaker A: Yeah, it used to be a big problem for me, really? When we lived on Shamawa Road, uh, we had this nice bathroom with two sinks and then a little wooden sliding door that separated the shower, bath, and toilet.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And I would keep a, uh, folding chair in one of the cupboards next to the sink so that if I had, like, a plate of food, oh, my God. I could just set the folding chair up and set it there. And then I even brought my laptop in, and I would just be like, food, laptop? Just chilling. >> Speaker C: Really? >> Speaker B: Yeah, just in case. >> Speaker A: But also doing my business. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: What?
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Were you just, like, watching movies, YouTube? >> Speaker A: Uh, I would do whatever. I just became a place to hang out, really. There was something about the fan and the light, and it was just a relaxing place to be. >> Speaker B: Hey, I agree. >> Speaker A: And when you're younger with, like, five kids in the house. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: You just have a spot that's solid. Pretty nice.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. Hold on. Okay. >> Speaker B: Did you ever have something that's like, if I'm going to go to the bathroom and have a snack, this is what I'm going for. >> Speaker A: If I'm going to the bathroom. It's not chips. I don't want finger food. >> Speaker C: Right. Okay, perfect. >> Speaker A: But I was going to say spaghetti. Anything you can eat with, like, a utensil. >> Speaker C: Yes. Lasagna. >> Speaker A: Lasagna.
>> Speaker C: Huge. >> Speaker A: Like a bowl of casserole. Uh, yeah. Pretty much anything I could get my hands on that I could use. I want a good snack, but there were, like, I would eat a sandwich, which I guess is a figure food. >> Speaker B: M. I think as long as you time it. >> Speaker C: Right. >> Speaker A: Yeah. Uh, because you don't have to be eating throughout the whole experience. You can just get the food out of the way.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: All right. >> Speaker B: Well, man, you've really adventured into some territory there. That's awesome. Um, have you or would you, have you ever performed a waffle stomp? >> Speaker A: Oh, man. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: You have? >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Know, if it counts, it probably does. I think it feels like it does. I feel like I've been through the trenches.
>> Speaker B: If you feel like you did it, you probably did. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Because, um, the stopping wasn't required. It wasn't that firm, which was the only reason that it happened where it. >> Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. >> Speaker A: Because I just got in there, but it was knowing. So I had woken up multiple times throughout the night with just. It's that sharp and light and loud pain. It's just like, you know, you're sick. You know, you're
going to have. Either you're going to puke or you're going to have a real, like, the Hershey squirts. It's going to be one of those. You just know it's coming. So I kept going in and back to my room, and eventually I just got to a hot shower, and I was like, I'm here for a specific reason. I know what I'm about to do. And I had to do it. >> Speaker C: I had to. >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. >> Speaker A: And, uh, I've only told my brother about.
>> Speaker B: Well, there you go. >> Speaker C: Wow. >> Speaker A: I was just praying for it to be over. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Home shower. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Perfect. >> Speaker A: Walking out of that because I ended it with cold water, because it was such an emotionally traumatic experience. I felt like the terminator. Like, walking out of that. I felt like I had just been put together piece by piece. It was great.
Which is kind of. It goes hand in hand with my philosophy of vomit, which is, you never feel better than right after. Your whole body feels good. That's what I felt like. >> Speaker C: I. >> Speaker B: Had an experience. >> Speaker A: Yeah, I did. >> Speaker B: Oh, man. >> Speaker C: Oh, yeah. >> Speaker B: That absolutely counts. Yeah. I think anytime the actual product hits the floor of the bathtub, it counts, like stomping or otherwise. Um,
would you ever. So there is some people in the world, um, who, instead of doing that, or instead of stopping their shower and just going, they catch their poop and then they toss it into the toilet. So would you do that? >> Speaker A: No. Perfect. >> Speaker B: I'm yet to meet someone who's like, actually, that's not a bad idea. I don't know who it's for. >> Speaker A: So they're in the bathroom, and they're just practicing their three wizards.
>> Speaker B: It's like, I don't want to get out of the shower m. I don't want to mess up the floor of my shower. So I'm going to just kind of try to catch it. >> Speaker A: I still wouldn't do it, but that did make it more real, a little bit better. Okay. If, uh, I'm in the shower, I. >> Speaker B: Don'T know if I have the confidence of hitting the bowl. >> Speaker A: It depends on your bathroom.
>> Speaker B: Uh, I wouldn't do it, but even if I was that, at that point, I'd be so scared, because if I don't, then I've got something on the floor, and, I mean, my wife could. She could just walk in. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: And then the jigs up. >> Speaker A: Uh, everything's over. What's that? Well, yeah, even by an inch, you're. >> Speaker C: In a lot of trouble. >> Speaker B: Yeah, exactly. Even if you hit it, break away too much.
>> Speaker A: I wouldn't put it past my younger self. Back in the days of foldable chair with full course meal. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I wouldn't put it past me, but I'm a changed man. Yeah, that's what I say. >> Speaker B: You're swapping the toilet paper over now? >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, do you have any bathroom pet peeves? Things that just drive you up a wall? >> Speaker A: Um, if you have
a mat, like, what is it? A shower mat. When you step out of the shower? >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: And you aren't taking care of it. That's an issue. Especially if you're like an adult. >> Speaker B: What's taking care of it? >> Speaker A: Look like if it's sopping wet all the time. If it smells, you lift it up and there's a visible line where it's been sitting in the rest of the bathroom. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Okay.
>> Speaker A: No, you got to take care of the shower mat if you have one. Also, I think everyone should have a shower mat. >> Speaker C: Yes. >> Speaker A: Because if you don't have a shower mat, I think it's the most insane thing. We just don't account for where water goes because not everybody has the bathrooms that actually slope down out of the shower and
go to a dry. Right. So if you don't have a shower mat, you're either wasting a towel, using your own towel, which is wasting a towel, potentially reusing your towel after wiping your water up, or you're just leaving the water there, which is the worst thing ever. Yeah, there's no good. So you need to have one and you need to take care of it. Yeah, that's my hot bath.
>> Speaker B: Hey, no, that's a good take. Um, I was curious because there's some people, like, every time they're done showering and I'm kind of this guy, but I forget, but they lift it up and they hang it over the shower. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Or over the bathtub side. Um, and I often forget, and I was curious if that's what you meant. But, yeah. >> Speaker A: It'S specifically the pad that you're walking out on. >> Speaker B: Yeah. That's almost more
egregious than, like, a towel. That's getting weird. >> Speaker A: And I don't even mind if you have a towel. That gets weird. Or if you just have to throw a towel down as, like, a shower. Uh, that's fine. Just take care of it, or else you're going to deal with it. You're living in a terrible, terrible place. It's not a world where people are happy. You don't have a shower, especially if. >> Speaker B: You walk in with sock foot. >> Speaker A: Oh, my goodness.
>> Speaker B: And just step on that. It's like, I'm done. >> Speaker A: It's the worst. >> Speaker B: I'm taking the rest of the day. Wow. Uh, kind of back to the top with toilet paper. >> Speaker A: Um, how many sheets? >> Speaker B: I know you said the wipe thing, like, you're using wipes, but how many sheets do you use? This is kind of a. I used. >> Speaker A: To be pretty diehard on trying to keep it to under ten squares total.
>> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I used to try and fully optimize, but in my long 21 years of life, I've come to a point where I've decided a few things, one of which is I'm just going to be diligent but not measure. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: So I haven't counted the last time. Hey, there you go. I can't remember the last time I counted. Um, but in terms of just squares, it's got to be around twelve squares. Yeah, that's reasonable. Twelve
squares. Because I like to take three, fold them in half. So it's one and a half length. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Um, and then usually if it's only one ply now it's double or whatever. And then use that. >> Speaker C: Yeah. Very cool. >> Speaker A: Efficiently. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker B: Well, I have, ah, personally. No further questions. >> Speaker A: Further questions. >> Speaker B: Uh, where can folks. I know you and your brother
have a couple of different shows out there. Where can folks find you all and listen to your guys'stuff? >> Speaker A: This camera. >> Speaker B: This camera, yeah. >> Speaker A: Getting the shot. >> Speaker B: If only. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Um, I am one of the now four co hosts on under the influence of Jesus, the official christian influence podcast. >> Speaker C: Very cool.
>> Speaker A: Super fun. You can find it anywhere. You find podcasts, uh, discord, Spotify, apple podcasts, all that. >> Speaker C: Yep. >> Speaker A: And then I play a character named Edivard of Lore and legend, Dungeons and Dragons, real play Christian d d podcast. >> Speaker C: That's awesome. >> Speaker A: I gotta get out the full title or else I lose my position. We're the number one when you search christian Dnd podcast. >> Speaker C: Really?
>> Speaker A: At least when I was in Mexico. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Of Lore and legend is the very top. >> Speaker B: That's phenomenal. >> Speaker A: Which is niche Christians that play d d but we're at the top. >> Speaker B: That's super cool. I confess. I've listened to one episode and I have the rest ready. They're a little longer form and so I'm like, I've got to save these because I don't want to listen to half and come back. There's something
about it for me. I lose the thread. Um, I like to listen to the. >> Speaker A: Long form content when I know that I'm going to sit down and do something and then I'll finish that episode. >> Speaker B: Yeah, well, very good. Um, anywhere else you want to, uh, if it's even just you and your. >> Speaker A: It's, uh, my Instagram page. Who's that again? >> Speaker B: Who's that again? >> Speaker A: Yeah, who's that again? That's my Instagram page. I
never post. I barely even am on there. But, um, listen to under the influence. I think you'll enjoy it. It's a great fun. Now I'm talking directly to the audience and, um, christian influence, the discord that hosts all that media, Christianinfluence, um.com or XYZ. All the information is there. It's a great little area if you play video games and stuff to get to know people. Uh, we want to have you on the podcast. We got to get you on.
>> Speaker B: Hey, whenever y'all can. And I'll put links in the little, like, ding dong thing. >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. >> Speaker B: Um, no, I'd love to do that. I know Jerry mentioned it, too, but. >> Speaker A: We just started filming, so we have. >> Speaker B: Filming. >> Speaker A: Have you seen the set yet? >> Speaker B: I haven't. >> Speaker A: You gotta show. >> Speaker C: Okay. >> Speaker B: Yeah, I. I thought about
venturing into that world. That is a bridge for me. I don't know. There's something. Yeah. Plus, there's no way for me to have a studio. >> Speaker A: Yeah. The magic that you have captured with this is, like, you can feel it. The people. The ambiance is just the white noise when listening that dole fan and those echoes. Great. You feel the product here. >> Speaker B: The bathroom. Well, very cool. Well, um, do you have any parting bathroom wisdom that you
want to leave people with before I do? The shameful, like, dog going to the bathroom in the backyard part, which is where I close it. >> Speaker A: Uh, I've just been kind of breaking wind lately. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: Just don't let people. Nobody knows. Yeah, that's my advice. Nobody really. Nobody knows. Even if. Because how many times have you just smelled something bad and then moved on with your life if you just don't
point it out? This is one of those new things I've learned about myself. My brother's been ridiculing me for it, but, uh, I'm in a crowd of people, or I'm doing my job. I'm done. Kind of finding a service room to produce gas. >> Speaker C: Yeah. >> Speaker A: I'm just letting it go. >> Speaker C: Let it go. >> Speaker A: Don't draw attention to it. Just let it go. Nobody will call you out. You have my guarantee. >> Speaker C: There you go.
>> Speaker B: Hey, that's wisdom. Um, well, I'm going to close this out. Thank you for being here. Thanks for having me. Uh, yeah, I'm glad we could do this. Uh, I'm looking forward to whether it's me coming back up for you all stuff or doing another one one day. >> Speaker C: I don't know. >> Speaker A: But I'll never be able to be in this bathroom without thinking that I'm perfect. >> Speaker C: Yeah. Well, cool.
>> Speaker B: Well, uh, you can follow us at privycast. Uh, send us an email, privycast@gmail.com. Um, leave us a rating or review. I'm not going to explain it, but y'all can go do that. Uh, thanks, Kevin McLeod, for the use of your music. And, uh, this has been another episode of Privy. Thank you so much for joining us keep pooping in the free world. And now, as always, don't forget to flush.
That's the wet right there. When your brother said he actually got wet on his backside last time, that was. >> Speaker C: What did it. >> Speaker A: Did you get it again? >> Speaker B: I didn't learn my lesson, so I will see close.