Time to name and shame some real bellends, after a freeflow stream of consciousness about turning 30, in this solo episode - in a rambling meditation on maturity and growth Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast
Today's tryst with the elusive Tanny B sees the discussion weave and wander through lockdown's effect on relationships, why Netflix is terrible, Armie Hammer's Cannibal kink, and the couple finally put to rest the Cats vs Dogs debate Find Tanya at: https://www.instagram.com/shinsun__/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast...
Stand-up Comedian Josh Jones joins us in the treehouse this episode! He talks about doing TV spots during lockdown, his podcast and love of History, the illustrious Bette Midler, the concept of 'Gay Voice', and a soupçon of drugs & alcohol Find Josh at: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshjonescomedy https://www.instagram.com/joshyjones92 Dead Drama on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6R8R50HWDMg1kDRVSr7uKg?si=r6XU79fORFesH71ZNW32kQ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.c...
The Lottery Winners' bassist and singer Kate Lloyd keeps us company today! She talks about facing prejudice in the industry, their new song and video 'Start Again' with Frank Turner, and recounts some old party stories Find The Lottery Winners at: https://www.facebook.com/thelotterywinners/ https://www.instagram.com/thelotterywinners https://www.thelotterywinners.co.uk/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/sh...
Approaching women. Psychosexual development. Being a prisoner of libido. Is it ethical or not to procreate? This one is all about the birds and the bees, punctuated by chronic forays into lowbrow blather Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast
Freeda Frontman Sean Rowles joins us today to kick off the new year! After remembering some good times from the band performing before lockdown, the conversation moves onto going bald, getting drunk, OCD, and the different flavours of water Find Freeda at: https://www.instagram.com/freedaband/ https://www.facebook.com/FreedaBand/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #p...
Pete goes on an epic rant about perfume this episode as we say goodbye to 2020, before condemning IG thots & life coaches, then briefly touch on a love of death metal to wrap up for the year Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast
This is the Christmas Special 🎅 Pete's mum is in the treehouse to try American candy today, as well as some festive British treats... then finish the show with a Christmas Quiz 🎄 Happy Holidays! Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast #BritishMum #TriesAmericanSnacks #ChristmasSpecial
The Shag Merchant returns! Big Z is back with more smut this episode - compulsive masturbation, getting spiked, prank stories, drunk driving, traumatising an innocent child, and performance anxiety ...all the Zach classics Find Zach at: https://www.instagram.com/hachariah_ziggins/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast
Video Producer Luca Rudlin kindly stopped in to talk sexy outfits, traumatising internet videos, his definition of professionalism, The Social Dilemma, the differences between men & women, and explains his love of chess Find Luca at: https://www.peoplestaring.com/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast
Popular comedian Rob Mulholland dropped in ahead of his new comedy special 'Back on The Grass', to talk left vs right-wing stand-up, dispute COVID lockdown, discuss his history of rap battles, explore weed legalisation, wax lyrical about Marcelo Bielsa, and explain his approach to skiving off work Find Rob at: https://www.youtube.com/robmulhollandcomedy https://www.robcomedy.co.uk/ https://www.instagram.com/robmulholland/ https://twitter.com/robmulholland Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ ht...
Tinnies with the prinnies this episode, as Pete & Manchester Tattooer Slay tackle Sex, Toilet Habits, and Gold Star Lesbians Find Slay at: https://www.instagram.com/slaytattoo/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast #Slaytattoo
Long-time friend of the show, poet, stand-up comedian, political activist, and Rivet City frontman, Jake Breeze keeps us company today! All the Breezy classic bangers this episode: legacy, mental health, fatalism, masturbation, politics, homelessness, paedophilia, and of course where he's at in music right now - including his new project Deskridden Find Breezy at: https://www.facebook.com/jakebreeze1 https://www.instagram.com/uncle_breeze/ https://www.instagram.com/deskridden_/ Shaolin Pete: htt...
Music video director and struggling autist Shaolin Pete, is back again after a busy fortnight to catch you up on staying afloat during lockdown, the difficulties of parenting, the future of the show, and horrific murder stories Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast
The boys sit down to discuss the important matters this episode over a couple glasses of whiskey. American Gangster, ex-girlfriends, and lads' holidays in Bulgaria & Benidorm all come up, before the pair shake on a hundred pound bet over which celebrities are going to die next Find Jonny at: https://www.facebook.com/jonnyTGS Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #po...
Artist Lucy Deakin is keeping us company today, days before the release of her debut EP 'i got bored'. She takes us through her music journey, some embarrassing memories, RuPaul's Drag Race, and being the world's biggest Miley Cyrus stan Find Lucy at: https://www.instagram.com/lucydeakin/ https://www.facebook.com/lucydeakinmusic/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #p...
Your friendly neighbourhood Video Dealer and podcast host welcomes you back to Pretendship this episode... to briefly touch on lockdown, before taking us through some favourite movies - interspersed with ruminations on the soul, and violent fantasies (not forgetting a hairy palmful of obligatory shameful masturbation anecdotes) Send questions/videos to: Pretendship@gmx.com Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com...
Best friend Zachariah makes his Pretendship debut, telling Top Shagger stories over a few tinnies - punctuated by musings on style, prejudice, and neurological disorders Find Zach at: https://www.instagram.com/hachariah_ziggins/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast
The Lottery Winners' frontman Thom Rylance finally visits the treehouse to keep us company today! He talks in depth about the band throughout the show, the music industry in 2020 and the future, problems with self-image, and proposing to his girlfriend Find The Lottery Winners at: https://www.facebook.com/thelotterywinners/ https://www.instagram.com/thelotterywinners https://www.thelotterywinners.co.uk/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on S...
Novustory's lead singer Imogen Storey is here in the treehouse today for a lovely chat about the band, about food addiction, and a plethora of other topics including tattoos, Tik Tok, laser hair removal, and their new single 'Fool' (link below) Novustory - 'Fool' https://open.spotify.com/track/6CuOuWFFTtDhx6nqo2IdeX?si=h6k0NbKDSgKiwVoIJZ3n_g Find Novustory at: https://www.instagram.com/novustory/ https://www.facebook.com/Novustory/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkg4fac5tG0 https://www.tiktok.c...
Canadian Stand-up Jordan Ducharme joins us today for a nice chinwag about Pokémon, Canada vs. UK, drinking culture, Doug Stanhope, bombing in Blackpool, and OF COURSE awful catastrophic dumps If you're in Greater Manchester, don't miss Jordan's weekly show, Comedy at the Crown (Open Air Open Mic) - Wednesday Evenings @ The Crown and Anchor, Manchester NQ Find Jordan at: https://www.instagram.com/funnyjordand/ https://www.jordanducharme.com/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.insta...
This week keeping us company in the treehouse is Actor, Model, and Podcaster, Jack Johnson. Jack takes us through his thoughts on Sports Choreography, Manchester's creative scene, actors being asked to kiss, and his goals in podcasting Find Jack at: https://anchor.fm/jack-johnson https://www.instagram.com/jackfrancisjohnson/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcas...
The King of Hag Fold is back! Jordan Kelly joins us again, this week to talk about turning 30. After a reminiscing about George Best and Maradona, the conversation moves into dealing with adult life and the prospect of having children, before the pair discuss recreational drug use growing up. After all that, the two old school friends look through some world records, and finish the episode marvelling at facts about the Mantis Shrimp. Find Jordan at: https://www.facebook.com/jordan.kelly.589 http...
She's back, Queen of the Manchester Tattoo game, co-founder at Heart of Gold Collective, and long-time friend of the show - it's Slay. Things start with a brief examination of the Grime scene, before the episode settles into a big discussion about dating... Tinder, bad dates, the difference between men & women, and having an accident in your knickers
Video Dealer Shaolin Pete catches up with us on this one, addressing how inordinately hot it's been, ice cream, why you should exercise, why you shouldn't kill yourself, and being a music video director Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Cubananas https://www.facebook.com/743245859/videos/10155282923385860/ In Berlin '18 https://www.facebook.com/743245859/videos/10155842027590860/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHY...
Manchester Comedy Vault's co-runner is here this week to go over hereditary alcoholism, bombing on stage, high school accidents & injuries, the problems with getting older, realising mothers are unsung heroes, and finally recap some of his rubbishest fights Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/2dANk38QBfG18gHyfDuHYW #Pretendship #podcast #ComedyVault
The pair get straight to business in this episode, touching briefly on COVID and Tommy Robinson before settling into the usual lewd masturbatory anecdotes. Jamie waxes lyrical about his love of the Hamilton musical, and some Five Guys turns up in time for an in-depth game of Would You Rather. The game then twists and turns through philosophical quandaries, smegma, and death Find Jamie at: https://anchor.fm/seriousjames Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ ...
After touching briefly on being bald, The Army, and patriotism, the pair get quickly back to standard Pretendship topics like tasting your own bodily fluids, mainstream music, Healing Crystals, Instagram Influencers, palm-reading, and having bad breath Find Breezy at: https://www.instagram.com/uncle_breeze/ https://www.facebook.com/jakebreeze1 and Rivet City at: https://www.facebook.com/RivetCityBand/ https://www.instagram.com/rivetcityofficial/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www....
In his long-awaited first appearance on the show, Hag Fold's own Jordan Kelly regales us with stories of Sheffield United, shares memories of his time playing in bands (Bleed The Skyline, CAB, Band of Gold, and now Moksha), and the old school-friends discuss their time at Hesketh Fletcher High School Find Jordan at: https://www.facebook.com/jordan.kelly.589 https://www.instagram.com/jordddan/ https://www.instagram.com/moksha_uk/ Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/sha...
As we say goodbye to the remote-guests phase of Pretendship, our regular host Shaolin Pete sits down this episode to first celebrate having survived lockdown, explain a little change in direction for the show, and tell his usual embarrassing stories, then addresses cancel culture, before answering viewer questions at the end Send questions/videos to: Pretendship@gmx.com Shaolin Pete: http://shaolinpete.com/ https://www.instagram.com/shaolinpete/ Pretendship on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/Pre...
