Hail and well met wanderer! If ye seeks a brand new PU then besqueak your frickin eyes on this one about christian wizards, the Tolkien biopic, movie theatre farmers market, couch toilets, Basie's whittling, dish ninjas, Marvel Presents, Man-Thing, Times 100, Noah’s namesake, Doug Walker vs Dan Olsen, Israeli apology tour, mobile game ads, Yaddle made of bread, Marge merch collection, Bill Nye on Dragon Ball Z, Goku Green, Person of Planet Vegeta, Ruby Rose, Batman ponytail, Nic Cage Spider-Man,...
Apr 20, 2026•1 hr 19 min
Ciao signores its time for a brand new PU that lives up to the opening disclaimer. We're talking Apple pacemakers, recasted Dewey, looming Mr Beast, reptilian men, Thrune Spiderman, Lady Stiltman, Easter bird rocket, McToast, spaghetti nero, Pinocchio experience, black baby play feature, Mario Galaxy, knee surgery meme, genuine mamma mias, Neverwinter Nights 2,Invincible rant, addicted to getting mad on Reddit , critical thinking, Tenet litmus test, jumping games, a very Vietnamese time, and Pos...
Apr 14, 2026•1 hr 7 min
War! The full PU crew is on deck to give you a boost of positivity by talking about Chinese flipping robots, Ubers vs Us, Kick streamer security guards, Chuck Norris Forest Warrior, Ray Park, Embo’s Anooba, Channel 5 interviews, memecoin content, Seth Green’s voice, what about the X-Men?, real blue people, Top 10 Colors To Turn Your Skin, Blue Fuggits, scaremonkeys, monkey vs dog, cock fights, man vs 90 chickens , The Monkey Trucker, hamster Metroidvanias, kindergarten YouTube market, Breaking B...
Mar 23, 2026•1 hr 12 min
Hey champ, we cooked up another one for you, and this one's got remembering the Halifax explosion, everything being annoying, manosphere characters, circumcision questions, coworker interactions, Cybertruck drivers, Prime drink demographic, Paul brother crimes, ai megachurch, podcast tribalism, dogs vs horses, horse bosses, movie theatre snack rules, Stewie Guy, White Cleveland, Nuremberg judges, landlord creative mode, Punch the Monkey controversies, having to eat seals, nazi monkey dinner part...
Mar 16, 2026•1 hr 7 min
You ready for an original recipe PU full of the real One Piece , Survivor 50, Change The Channel, Land Before Time egg song, whales were dogs, did humans eat dinosaurs, eggmaxxing, farting in the vagina museum, a wizard dies, scary ai videos of local celebrities, owl supplements, masked monkey raids, What Would You Do?, Indian VPN, One Piece popularity poll, YTV Movie Slut, Sitekicks, Tim Horton's double cheese burgers, English McDonald’s, Beast Games Old Boy, secret Chinese police, Boingo, and ...
Mar 09, 2026•1 hr 7 min
Nice try, you really thought we wouldn't be back to talk about Chris’ driving in uk, woke xenophobia, third spaces, Nando's fights, BAFTA trolley problem, Elrond Hubbard, Clavicular level, Mossad Rescue Heroes, albino Indian people, Eric Andre’s Street Fighter, video game movie history, insulting kids, the Borderlands cast, Markiplier studios, old Tears of the Kingdom players, Mario Kart tech, in-development gamer movies, Steal a Brainrot, Stephen Spielberg's The Pool Rooms, Nextbots, and showin...
Mar 02, 2026•1 hr 9 min
Taking a wee break after this one as the boys are UK bound, but in the meantime enjoy the point of the podcast, reverent jacking, The Amathing Atheist , jestergoon, goonrilla warfare, Firefighter Dexter, Ghost Trackers bloopers, road giants, Sin City recut, the Carbone Closet, Chris’ missing license, baby confessions, Toyota Noahs, ugly childhood cars, Zippie cars, Beatles movie news updates, Odyssey TikTok, Gollums, Andy Serkis animal filmography, Star Wars retcons, Darth Maul sex appeal, Georg...
Feb 09, 2026•1 hr 10 min
It may seem like Basie isn't in this one but don't worry Feral-Heads, he may make an appearance alongside talks of the Donkey Kong change, interactive shows, the Labo, gatekeeping groundhogs, who shows up the most in the files, Epstein spam, Hard Men House, Avatar questions, Ridley Scott flip flops, He-Man isekai, fat and in jeans, The Running Marcin, Glen Powell face, Basie shows up, DSP pay pigs, Marcin’s stream views, Carbone of the people, Kick Tok , localized slop content, ai coded Doom in ...
Feb 04, 2026•1 hr 10 min
The gang is all here and honestly nothing has changed, so we're talking about smart tv IG reels, blind date trend, Lacari, chiropractor induced shitting, toilet scrubbing etiquette, british toilets, national guard vs protesters, non-verbal twins, GameCube games, eating ai art, book spoilers, Odyssey adaptations, orangutan beatings, cow tools, Disney's last words, and tickets to India. A real meeting of the minds.
Jan 26, 2026•58 min
Wocka Wocka as they say, it's time for the world's most upsetting gameshow, Feud 34! This time its all about Jim Henson's furry little hand sacks from both Muppets and Sesame Street. We also get into Marcin’s job, settler forts, the face of ICE, the new Dilbert, Feud 34 standings, NES on Nintendo Switch kid, finding your Kermit, strangling Elmo, Elmo’s cuck dad, Animal's secret babies, box muncher, Bert’s libido, Link Hogthrob, true crime podcasting, high-stimulating kid shows, Speed in Africa, ...
Jan 19, 2026•1 hr 10 min
Happy new year guys, we're coming out of hiding to start 2026 right, by talking about furry IT infrastructure , ai game dev, Chris’ 3D projects, dangerous public domain, AumSum, basketball homunculus brothers, Nike Tech marketing, spanish punk music, your most unwoke opinion, Spider-Man deaf missions, the death of leftism, AAA Mario, the Spider-Man power fantasy, appealing to gamers, Israel Banana Force, Dave the Diver, recommending expensive indie games , horny for Minecraft, Hibachi grill serv...
Jan 12, 2026•1 hr 8 min
[REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED] talking about Bubsy 4D, steelcases for games, cool autistic gamers, preordering, bad cross promotion, Fortnite influence, Jack Sparrow impersonators, gym pin sharing, Rob Reiner, real Hunger Games, everyone’s a boomer, no more privacy, motion smoothing, Avatar 3's frame rate, the Avatar vision, James Cameron interviews, human Spider, Gabe Newell Epstein photos, the Agartha algorithm. Oh and [REDA...
Dec 22, 2025•1 hr 11 min
Huff on this one hotshot, we're talking about not watching the Game Awards, David Cage Star Wars, Canadian Dhalsim, Tim’s donuts Mount Rushmore, futa semantics, ai coded algo slop, untrained sandwich artists, Halal ranch, gold haki, forward facing goats, Dr. Pooshittle,nas fiends, Newfoundland mustard pickles, and pickled pub eggs. I bet you can't handle it.
Dec 15, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Who ya gonna call? As we inch closer to our inevitable holiday hiatus, we've scraped together a nice episode all about Dusk Till Dawn drinking games, Kill Bill's Lost Chapter, The Grinch meal, Tron movies, Jared Leto's He-man, Grinch movie rankings, Ontario Ghostbusters, roadkill superstitions, bird shit cope, sidewalk autism, breaking the piss matrix, basketball fouling fouls, skating fall testing, the hockey dad, Royal Mail mundanity, console lifespans, and destroying your family for the work ...
Dec 08, 2025•1 hr 10 min
Lock in for greatness with the PU crew as they talk cat game metas, rat-based tv, protecting Slim Shady, the Tomba 2 video, GDQ vendors, pizza sweats, the Wicked cast hijinks, Wicked 2 spoilers, Vin Diesel headline, The Mud 2025, playing hide and seek at work, Walking Dead powerscaling, Davis Clarke goes postal, lolcow milking, Chris Chan bodycam footage, The Perfect Neighbour, drive by bow and arrow attacks, and eating a parasite out of an eels mouth. Don't even try to chirp, buddy.
Dec 01, 2025•1 hr 4 min
We filibuster in front of Canadian parliament by talking about Kirkification, ai investigation, server farm towns, curating shame experiences, Nickocado’s monster, Mark Carney ai, charming the tech teacher, everything is pudding, making Trump laugh, Predator fame, r/richardgere, billion dollar indie games, Adi Shankar, Canadian parliament attacks, regional Dalai Lama, everything is Fortnite, Dichen Lachman, and Mario lore. We have more we could talk about.
Nov 24, 2025•1 hr 9 min
It's all lore and oversharing in this one, as we talk about doing more character work, machete licences, the British tv gestapo, Renaissance Melee tournament, What Kind Of A Podcast Is This, Diddy Blud, Chris’ race-baiting uncle, Vince Slapchoppi’s Wokebusters, Pedophobia, MAGA singers, Joker rap vocal stim, R'as al Ghul's made up race, Prodigal Son song, jacking off on Webkinz, big gym propaganda, spin class call outs, weed pen vs crack, Zyn fiends, HR policy under Trump, Epstein riffing, block...
Nov 17, 2025•1 hr 5 min
There's a place I know in Ontario where the 4 whitest boys you know talk about Chinese whispers, drunk cyberpunk, niche Halloween costumes, québécois jumpscare, speed running semen retention, gooning psy op, vacuum seal therapy, making grandmas more racist, gun powder night , firework hooligans, British trick or treating, Chris Carbone’s Monster Madness, Black Koreans, Marineland bears, Polar Bear Park, the Trailer Park Boys pilot, His Master's Voice, crap dvd bin, Chowder vs Rowley, Kosher wigs...
Nov 05, 2025•1 hr 9 min
Prepare to be sworn in, as it's time for another Feud 34, the world's most upsetting gameshow! This time the boys contest to see who can name the US Presidents and Canadian PMs showing the most skin online. We also discuss adding more countries, Ontario civil wars, mega provinces, Trudeau's son, Vegas pennies, stealing grocery carts, the Deal Or No Deal penny, the JFK - Lincoln connections, Noah’s namesake, Jumbo, and Chris' nuts. It's going to be a good term.
Oct 13, 2025•1 hr 15 min
You shouldn't be seeing this but since you're here anyways enjoy us talking about the Eagles vs ICE, worse Ontario cities, 67 research, rage baiting suspension, live show at Riyadh, Gaming World Records 2025, Goosebumps speedrun, work shits, advanced math burn outs, Project M on Survivor, Nintendo's nuclear option, Chinese AI straight couples, online AI detective, UK McDonald’s, Being Ian's Gob episode, resetting to cable tv, Teenage Jesus, ethnic barbers and the new Sentinel Islands. Welcome to...
Oct 06, 2025•1 hr 8 min
Boo! Just kidding, it's us again, and this time we're yapping about 40 eggs games, Podomatic, click farms, getting right wingers riled up, Robert Munsch approved assisted suicide, Jordan Peterson crying for attention, Swedish suicide pod, hiring dark web hitman, hating free speech, TSA competition, chinese train 9/11, Pinocchio Dark Souls, Grandpa Joe video games, Zack and Cody vs Sephiroth, no more game menus, Battle Brothers, Israeli video games vs Palestinian games, mainstream bible games, on...
Sep 22, 2025•1 hr 6 min
To give the PU crew a break this week, we have a very special treat, that being the test pilot for a new podcast Noah started a long time ago called World's Worst Teachers. A show about teachers bombing observations, failing students, and getting through it all. In this first ep, Noah (Mr. F) talks to fellow burnout teachers college grad, Alan about teaching in Australia, candy bribes, the "there, there..." technique, walkie talkie nonsense, angel investing, teacher turn around, and asian hinge....
Sep 15, 2025•48 min
To give the PU crew a break this week, we have a very special treat, that being the test pilots for a new podcast Noah started a long time ago called World's Worst Teachers. A show about teachers bombing observations, failing students, and getting through it all. In this second of two inaugural eps, Noah (Mr. F) interviews with his former teachers college colleague/enemy Ms. G about teaching in Toronto, Poki, computer fascism, chair pranks, nationalism, and teacher jargon. Now show some respect ...
Sep 15, 2025•40 min
Good morning beautiful, you are just in time for the a new PU where we're talking John Williams doing our taxes, British pride, Epstein’s nakama, Sort by Poo Big Foot edition, cryptid Mt. Rushmore , dire wolf dna, sabretooth squirrels, white supremacist yetis, plesiosaur girls, Fur Affinity denial, VR strip clubs, shower shows, fur suit water boarding, monkey arm extenders, bush in early film, new Lorax leaks, Woke of the Libs, lost Yvon of the Yukon episodes, frontier wives, YTV shutting down, ...
Sep 08, 2025•1 hr 10 min
Our hiatus is officially over with our first "family-friendly" ever made. And by family friendly I mean we're talking nostalgia investments, Youtubists, Joe Rogan simulacrums, Daily Wire Diddles, the Comedian in Chief, YTV tariffs, Canadian child psy-ops, Instagram puzzles, weed merchant certification, child-proof weed packaging, podcast arms race, 3D printed scimitars, Chris' shotgun trap, University prison cells, Nando's redemtption, chicken wing enrichment, secret menu hacks, airport Wendy's,...
Sep 01, 2025•1 hr 10 min
All is revealed as our crack reporting team unveils the secrets behind Fantastic foreskins, Sopranos MCU crossovers, Kevin Spacey Epstein Files, Murder on the Lolita Express, JD Binks, MDickie game catalogs, Bible games, old shitty games, mandatory arcades, Banjo Kazooie sucks, Gex remaster, Sonic Super Hard R, Dilbert vs Garfield, The Lasagna Zone, Snoopy Tennis, The Ides of Dilbert, Garfield slop, Chinese Sonic wet market, Chao breeders, the perfect game, The Amazing Digital Circus, friendslop...
Jul 21, 2025•1 hr 9 min
The PU boys have returned from their many travels, ready to regale their loyal listeners with tales of Vrbo Palestine, cotty scams, never buy insurance, Greek weed, Hitler's personal sauerkraut, the Joey Chestnut record, Major League Eating rankings, Squirt from a yard glass, Badlands Chug's service dog, YouTube housing market, alligator sized incinerators, explore page ai slop, Billy Joel's coma, being mean to celebrities, the Instagram activity tab, Post Unavailable flotilla, Ai podcast remake...
Jul 14, 2025•1 hr 17 min
Welcome back boys, Basie and Noah hold down the fort and get down to business with the we ball cycle, David Fincher Lego tutorials, Trump's parade, pardoning the Burger King plane guy, King of the Hill deaths, internet inspectors, blood pressure outlier, getting safeguarded at the pool, social media police, Zack Snyder bomb threats, Facebook dead internet, getting in trouble at the Parthenon, England is yelling, MdotR , astronaut whippets, lying to doctors, Piss and Shitties, Mission Impossible ...
Jun 22, 2025•1 hr 14 min
You've found us! We were just talking about Basie's milk kettle, Noah’s blind orthodontist, John Travolta's whereabouts , Uwe Boll's wife, the Zelda movie, Elden Ring cast, Kojima's USB, Meet n F history, being kept up with the Kardashians, the genius of Dance Moms, American tv, irreplaceable life skills, ai novels, abusing robot employees, Terraria jokes, The George Clooney cut, Pedophile Rapist Dog Sunscreen, French justice system, Italian Jesus, Texas trip, Polish Brexit, the redditor in chie...
Jun 08, 2025•1 hr 6 min
Whoa that's a lot of 2s, but don't worry we're here to talk about owning Kevin O’Leary, PP heads, Jim Crowe Remastered, Nic Cage Spider-Man, LA Noire movie, Diddy Kong's redesign, French Canadian cartoons, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Yu Gi Oh wars, wishing you were in the Chaotix world, Zatch Bell child fighter, every McDonald’s toy, ruining Yu-gi-oh tournaments , shitty Sonic handhelds, Russian McDonald’s rebranding, The Chocolate Rain Guy, The List of YouTubers, Boogie’s pain, stopping video game...
May 19, 2025•1 hr 10 min
