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Hello everybody and welcome back to the Pop Culture Junkie podcast. My name is Shauna and I am joined by my fellow junkies whose names are, in Alphabetical Order guys. Nicole. Olivia. There we go. Is it bad that I had to think what came first in or oh for like a split second? No, they're back to back. They are. Thank you. That makes me feel a little better. Can you guys say the alphabet in order without singing it or do you have to sing it still? I could say it I think.
I only go sing songy at XYZ. Really? I feel like it's L-M-N-O-P because it's such a good like L-M-N-O-P kind of of slaps. Anyway. Okay. Does that mean that you can only sing it? I think it's like a rap like it's like a speak sing like A, B, C, D, E, F, G. You're in your slam poetry ear. Yes. LMNOP. I'll put that P and then we all snap. Then we all snap. That finishes up the pop culture junkie podcast for this week. So we're given people lunch here before we get to say the call.
I was just going to say I always tried practicing it backwards in case like I got pulled over and I had to say it backwards. I could never did that. X, Y, Z, S, T, U. You started with X? Oh, you said X. Okay. Shauna's, yeah, you're right. I've already touched my original title. Straight to jail. Straight to jail. Z, Y, X, W and that's all I got. And it's like the U, yeah, the LMNOP. And I just said, I literally just said X, Y, Z. X, Y, X, Y, Eliminopi. Charlie X, X. Stupidest episode ever.
And we're only two minutes in. Okay. So we're going to talk about pop culture because that's what this podcast is about and it's not about the alphabet. So what have you guys been obsessed with this week? Nicole, why don't you start us out? I've really been obsessed with the Hot Ones. Oh, I love Hot Ones. Oh, same. Yeah. Oh my god, the color is really thin. I think they are Olivia. I've been bingeing it on YouTube and the most recent one I've watched is the Jennifer Lawrence one. It's so good.
It's so fun. The Jennifer Lawrence one is so funny. I love her. She's so funny. What do you mean? What do you mean? She's so funny. I just love the reaction. So my dad, he loves anything hot. So I got him the hot sauce debon. Oh my god. Is it really hot? Did you try it? I've tried it. It's not the hottest one. Yeah, I've tried it. It is hot. My dad can eat it like a spoonful and be perfectly fine. Like, he, yeah, he is crazy and sane. He can eat hot stuff like it's absolutely nothing.
That he'll be like, yeah, I feel it, but he's not really reactive to it. Yeah, those are like a Lord reaction. Yeah. Hope put like eight dabs of it and like his chili, rhannis pizza stuff like that in the perfect way. That is my husband. Yeah, he puts hot sauce on everything. Yeah. And I like hot stuff, but I think I would freak out at the debon. Like, I would be one of the funny ones, I think. I don't know. Like, my favorite one is Scarlett Johansson. I think she was hilarious.
She did had to do like laps around the whole studio with Chug of Beer. She was amazing. I haven't seen that one. And then my least favorite one was Natalie Portman. She was really boring. She was just kind of like, I think I watched hers. Yeah. I always like to just like watch on TikTok, the debon reaction. It's like all together. Yeah. I think they're so funny. What's your favorite hot ones ever? Nicole.
For me right now, the ones that I've watched, I think my favorite ones, my favorite ones from the list in McCarthy. Her list of her. Her list of her. Her list of her. Out of the ones I've watched, it's pretty recent. It's so funny. Yeah, I think it's one of the most recent ones that came out as of right now. Either her Emma Chamberlain, because I just am obsessed with Emma Chamberlain. So she's one of my favorite influencers out there. So I'll just say you do.
Paul Redd. Paul Redd's is hilarious. It's not a flip of his. I don't think I've seen her. But I will definitely watch as I did watch Chloe Kardashian's. One of the Kardashians is on it. Are they entertaining? She was actually really good. I actually thoroughly enjoyed watching hers. She did a very, very good interview before she did.
She's like, it took me eight months to actually read a comment here because I get really bad anxiety coming down and actually sitting down to do interviews because I just don't do well in interviews. So it took me a long time to agree to do this. Bubble Wobbets. Her interview is actually really good. In the comments in there, people are like, oh Chloe, you did such a good job. I hope you actually read these comments and know that you are a good person, blah, blah, I don't know.
People were really encouraging in the comments. But I would watch Chloe's. It gives you a different perspective on her kind of thing. Maybe I'll give it a whirl. Yeah. Her opinions on the Kardashians are all very baseless. Yeah. I kind of like to give them the benefit of the doubt because I did like them growing up. But obviously they, I don't know. I think the hot ones are so interesting because like you really cannot hide from who you are when your mouth is like on fire.
And so a lot of them can't even like think. And so it's like they're answering these things very candidly. Yes. And so it's like kind of like a real glimpse into who they are. Kind of recent with everyone been like, oh it's PR. It's PR. It's PR. It's like it is. They're very like easy softball questions about their careers. But I think you just kind of get to see like a lot of their micro-grashions are like their real personality. I agree. I think it's like the great equalizer.
I mean that and like the fact that everyone shits like you know, just when you're feeling bad about yourself just remember like Beyonce takes shits too. You know, like we don't have to wipe our butts. But then yeah, you get to see everybody eat hot sauce and it kind of like tears down all of their walls and you're just saying that you're making. I thought you're making a violent shitting joke because I think it's such hot sauce. That's something I would do.
And honestly, I bet after everyone's done with hot ones, then they also violently shit. So it all. So Jennifer Lawrence was on, watch what happens lives after she did the hot ones. And she said she threw up within 20 minutes of leaving the stage. Like her body was just like get this out of me and she like threw up in her hotel room. You know who would be amazing on hot ones. Guided Faltrow. She would be deceased. She would die. Yeah. She would immediately die.
First of all, it would have to be like cauliflower, I'm sure. But then like the first shriveling hand when the artificial flavor touches her lips, she's just croaks immediately on stage. She makes someone put it like an actual IV in her and she's like ready. Can we actually do this? Can we order the box? What? Can we order the hot ones box, make chicken wings and get 10 questions for each other? That's a great idea.
Yeah. And make this and record ourselves and make this a Patreon YouTube episode. Producer's right. Right that's him. That's hilarious. Let's do it. I'm scared but yes. This would be great content. I love it. I love it. And then when we all violently shit ourselves, we'll livestream that too. It'll be great. Honestly, my only thought when doing this is how, okay, little TMI here, but again, everyone pooped so whatever. It's how. It's beyond the poop. It's fine. Yeah. How bad.
My butt hole would burn. Yeah. I'm scared. Honestly. I already have. IBS. Like it's going to be bad. Yeah. You're going to die. What's that one mean where it's like what would win like the colonial woman or talk about? Oh, yeah. It's like all the what would kill a small colonial child. It's like the dust of a Dorito back. They're so good. Yeah. And then you're just became what would kill Gwen a Fowl trope.
Yeah. I thought you were saying that meme that says would you rather be a girl who poops or a bitch who shits? Go out there and be a bitch who shits today and like, you know what? It's kind of deep. Words of encouragement. Words of encouragement. Anyway. I wouldn't have even obsessed with this week. So a few things actually I did want to talk about the recent article that came out about people who are, let me actually pull it up.
People who because I was sent this by like 10 to 20 people in my life, no joke, not exaggerating at all saying, sorry, live. This isn't a good sign for you. And it's the article that says psychologist warns it's a major red flag if you relax by enjoying true crime stories. I saw that. Like 10 to 20 people sent me this article. I was the first person that popped into their mind and I was like, well, you know, it's kind of like gotten off true crime.
And then I was sick for a week whenever I got back from traveling and all I wanted to watch was true crime. And I was like, man, they're so right. Like it is fun. So if I'm sick or hungover, like all I want to do is watch horror true crime. And I say it's because I want perspective that the like it could be worse, right? The fact that I got sent in so many times is might be a little concerning to the people in my life. So I've been kind of going down those rabbit holes.
The other thing, the other rabbit hole that I've gotten into because no one in my life will watch the idol is idol recast. It's so bad. But it's enough to where you're like, oh, I can see the hope for it. What's interesting is it was supposed to be, it was supposed to be six episodes. After I watched the fourth one, it was like watch the season finale next week or whatever. So they canned an episode that was supposed to come out from this. And so they're only doing five.
And like the story just got good. Like it just got interesting. They were like, okay, the weekend kind of sucks. Let's take it out of them. It does get better. Once the weekend is not in it, it does get a lot better. It's like why do we spend? Well, he's still in it, but they're not making him the whole purpose of it all. And he wrote it and is the producer and he's acting in it. So he thought he was serving. He's not. He's probably going to be the reason that they don't get renewed.
He's really bad in it. But choice of on and Lily rose down for really, really good in it. And I've just fallen on this rabbit hole, but there's this big twist at the end of episode four. And it's like they're going to end it at like one more episode. And I'm like, you literally just got to the part where people can't. Like how are you ending this?
And I was looking at the rumors online and apparently they scrapped the episode because people were like, they cut down what was going to be the meat of the story for five and six. This is very alleged by the way. Five and six. And they took out all the like torture porn. It's been the whole show though, right? Yeah. And they were able to get the fifth and sixth episode into one episode because they took out all the gratuitous stuff.
No. So I've fallen down this absolute rabbit hole of opinions and just thinking about it. But I hope someone starts a change or petition to be like remove the weekend, recast him. Like if you're going to continue it. I want to know your opinion on the cringy sex scene from episode two that everyone was talking about. Yeah, it's terrible. It's terrible. I mean, it's not surprising though.
Like if you just were to save a lyrics of a weekend song, you're like, what the hell is this man saying right now? That is insane. And I really like the weekend. He has like, he has the voice of an angel and then everyone's like, I mean, Shana and I were talking, she thinks the weekend is hot and I think he's not at all. I think he should have stayed anonymous. Get the rat tail, not in the slightest.
My favorite version of the weekend is when he first came out and he had like the huge chunky dreads so hot and the voice. I don't know. Like he just, to me, looks like he is co-bloat. Like he just like looks bad. Like he looks like Elvis right before he kicked it. Like just puppy and frickin swollen. I'd know. I mean, that stuff does stuff to body. Face on me weekend, but don't tell me to stretch that little thing. I don't want to say the words. It's like fat tongue. Yeah, it's pretty stretchy.
It's bad, but they like, I think they finally figured out he is bad. And so they're starting to let the side characters that we like and enjoy that everyone's like, no, give us more of that. So it's starting to get interesting. Oh man. Maybe years from now I'll give it a whirl. I know I watched episode one with you and I was not impressed, but maybe it could be like a fun drinking game kind of show.
Like drink every time the weekend says something disgusting or drink every time Lily Rose Depp shows her nipple. I don't know. Dead, straight dead in toxicators. Dead. Yeah. We got to get very specific on the definition of seeing her nipples because they're basically like showing through everything. But. Like, like, like, explicit area. It would probably be like the same amount of death drinking. Oh my god. All right, that's going to be another new episode.
The junkies watch the idle and play drinking games and become deceased. It is. Deseas. Deseas. The deceased game. Okay, let me think. What have I been into? Did you watch Black Mirror? Like, you were supposed to? No, I didn't. But I promise I will. Olivia has me starting a flea bag and I did really like the first episode of that. And then I told her I would start Black Mirror because everybody's talking about my own good and ends.
But first I had to get my trash TV out of the way because and just like that season two came out. And season one was awful. It was terrible. But I watched every single episode of it. It was one of those things where it's your eye. I know. I love sex in the city, right? And I've seen every episode of that, both of the movies, the second movie was trash. But I don't know. I have to keep going with these characters. I have to see what happens.
And the first two episodes of season two came out and there are a lot better already than season one. Miranda and season one is just so fucking cringy. She doesn't know how to exist in society anymore all of a sudden. Like she meets a black person and her brain just completely malfunctions. Like she doesn't know how to communicate anymore. It's so awkward. But lives in New York. Yeah. I swear to God. They seriously make it seem like this is the first black person that Miranda has ever met.
The way that she interacts with this woman. It's so bad. And then they make her an alcoholic and then they make her leave her husband for a non-binary person. And all of that is fine, but it's just the way that it's all just kind of thrown in. There is very awkward and cringy. And Mr. Big dies on a Peloton. So you know there's that. Season two, all of the characters start to make a little more sense. I was genuinely laughing out loud at a couple points in episode one.
Like season one, episode once started out with a slap across the face. Like, oh big's dead. Okay. And this one, like everybody's having sex on a show that's based on sex in the city. Like season one, there was awkwardly little sex in it. And in season two, these women are actually getting laid about to met. Like the whole premise of the show is supposed to be like, you know, they're in their fifties.
They're still navigating friendship and relationships and sexuality and what it means to be an older woman and still be sexual. And now they're finally getting laid. The first episode opens with a montage of every single character having an orgasm or greeting their significant other lingerie. And I liked it. And it's like, all right. Get on with your dirty selves. So other people are probably listening and they're like, Sean, this television is trash, this season's trash and this is a trash.
And you know what? I respect that and I appreciate it. And you're probably right. It's probably terrible. But I liked it. Yeah. But I refuse. See, if there's a minute on it, I don't want it. You know, she's going to have a phone call. She's not going to be on it. She had a phone call and text messages. Last season with Carrie, it is confirmed that this season, she's coming back for one episode in a phone call where she speaks. You get to see her. It's been confirmed.
No, you know, you get to see her. Just what they said. That's what can we call her? You're going to fight you in the parking lot after we record this, Olivia. You know what? Fight? S.J.P. Because, you know, she started a conflict. And yeah, I don't know. I'm not a big fan of HBO trying to recreate all these like shows. Nicole, I know you're excited for Zoe 102, but are you going to watch it? Right? I am a sexist city. It's trash. And I know it's trash. But I can't leave my girls behind.
I can't do it. We'll see. I don't know if I'll support Jamie Lynn. And I hope Steve gets laid this season like Miranda's husband that she left. I'm all from Miranda exploring her sexuality, even though Shadee is a terrible character. But I want like Steve to find love too because he's a good, good character. All right. This second thing I want to talk about real quick that I've been obsessed with. Okay, so I go back and forth on this singer a lot.
She's had some songs that I really like and I listen to a lot. And then others that I'm like, this is not my jam. This isn't my kind of music. So Demi Lovato released a new song recently called Swine. And it was released on the anniversary of the reversal of Roby Wade being overturned by the Supreme Court. And it is like a riot girl rock and roll song. It is so good. I could not stop listening to it.
So it is basically just like a feminist anthem about wanting like the rights and control over her own body. And she is donating the proceeds to women's rights organizations that she gets from the song. So I've been listening nonstop not just because it's donating to charity, but it just really isn't good song. Like, I don't know. Her voice is so incredible. I will give her that. Like, yeah. I don't know. I've said and done some like cringy things like not wanting. I don't know.
Fat free ice cream. It's something. There was that whole. Yeah. Debackel. But this song slaps you guys. I saw it came out. I haven't listened to it yet though. It's really good. It goes hard. She screams like, I don't know. I'm super cheesy. And y'all know like how I feel about these things. But I listen for the time I got a little emotional. It's like, yeah, you tell them, Jimmy. You tell them. Yeah. We're working for it, girls. I'm trying, Jimmy. We try.
So, yeah, that's what I've been obsessed with this week. Both sides of the feminist spectrum there. Sex in the city. And then riot. White feminism. To my own girl feminism. Exactly. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] There's something that I've been meaning to talk to you both about. And it's really been weighing on me. It's a little more on the serious side. And I know that we try to keep things here a little light-hearted.
But I think it's time that we actually cross this bridge and address kind of the elephant in the room, if you will. What cartoon characters as a kid made you the horniest? [LAUGHTER] What cartoon characters are-- Hot for no reason. Hotter than they deserve. Maybe you think they're hot, but they're like controversially hot, or a woke something in you as a child. I know. I know. It's a really important conversation. It's what the people need. It's what the people want.
They want to give it to them. Nicole, who did you search over as a child? Or what cartoon do you think was inappropriately or weirdly hot? And we're not supposed to say on my apologize. My favorite Disney Princess movie is Beauty and the Beast. And-- The Beast is so hot. Oh. I don't know what you're going to say. No, I was actually going to the late opposite of that. I was just saying, obviously, the Beast is not attractive. [LAUGHTER] What?
To me-- Please. To me, I would-- I would bang the Beast. We have our choices. So that list of who you wouldn't be is quite short. That is true. Facts. And that's OK. And that is OK. But on my list from Beauty and the Beast, I have to go with the evil person from there and go with Gaston. Gaston's fine. He is just, you know, you just got to look at him and look at his muscles, his ponytail, his abs. He's got his big muscular chin and jawline that hairy chest.
He's actually doesn't have hair on a chest. What? When he rips open his shirt, I thought he had hair in his chest. I don't think so. I'm looking at his picture right now. I don't think he has any hair. He looks like he-- rip open picture shirt picture. He looks like he gets either lasered or waxed. Does he get blacked? All right. He likes his cheek. He's definitely a wax. OK. Well, there's like a v-neck that goes pretty far down and there's no hair.
But then the one that he rips open, there's definitely hair. See. Should disreput it. It was on it. Then it was waxing, you know? He was on it on wax. Did we just find a Disney continuity heir with Gaston's chest hair? I think we did. Either way, I'll take him either way. So-- Hashtag Gaston's chest hair. What if Gaston, it's like in an in-between stage, though? And when his chest touches your chest, it's like a little prickly, like a beard. And are you still down?
Well, we can see who's chest is hairier. Do you have a really hairy chest? [LAUGHTER] I don't know. Also, you got to subscribe to the Patreon to find that out. Yeah. Nicole, pictures of Nicole's hairy chest and her toes. Yeah, and toes. [LAUGHTER] All right. So shout out to everybody googling Gaston naked chest right now. And let us know if you think he should have chest hair, or you like it better waxed. Oh, gosh. OK, Olivia, this is your first one.
OK. So my first option for me is definitely going to be Lola from Shark Tail. Dude, no, she's got blow job lips. She can get it. She paid for those wrestling kiss injections like me. So a fun fact about Shark Tail, actually, is they drew all of the fished characters based off of the voice actor. So if you look at the actor next to the animated character, the person that is Lola is Angelina Jolie, which is just pure sex on a steak, we did not need a fish that hot, honestly.
And so really fun though, if you look at Will Smith, and then his character, and then Jack Black is the shark in it, and he really does look like that shark. It's crazy. I get it. I'll look exactly like their characters. It's really cute. I mean, it's cute. But now I have feelings about a fish. We're going to keep Olivia away from all fish from now on. Yeah. You never know what's going to happen. Keep you fish away from me. Let's see here.
OK. My first choice-- and if you were a long time listener to the podcast, like, way back in the day, you'll know this was my first cartoon crush-- from Dragon Ball Z, Trunks, but the adult version, like, Future Trunks, specifically when he gets out of the hyperbolic time chamber with Vegeta. So I'm getting real nerdy here. Both of you guys are-- I'm looking up at the camera. Listen. We've got-- --a place to over-enter eyes. So would he-- OK. He shows up and no one knows who he is.
And he's got this purple '90s boy haircut, where it's like, you know, the part in the middle, like the JTT hair. And they're facing this bad guy that they can't be. He pops out from a time machine with a fucking sword and just gets the bad guy into a million pieces. And it was like, that was easy. Also, my mom and dad are those two people over there. You never thought would bang, but they bang and make me. And he's really hot. And I had a big old crush on him as a little girl.
So we're watching that. And you're like, why are my shorts wet? I know. Why are my trunks getting wet? Why do my bum must feel a little soggy and my breath? OK, those are really weird jokes, too. But yeah, Future Trunks can get it. But then you have to see him, like, be born and he's a baby. And because he came from the future and then he grows up and he's a little knowing ass kid. But you just keep thinking, once you reach adulthood, it's on. So he was an ugly kid. No, just kind of irritating.
I don't know. Animate kids suck in general. They're just going, hey, no, let's go fight the bad guy. They're all adults. Basically, everything in Dragon Ball Z is a thirst trap. This show is just big, buff, burly men who are shirtless and screaming and fighting each other. I could act like a man. Do you think Dragon Ball Z is made for the male or female gaze?
It is made for the male gaze, I think, because I feel like a lot of guys-- like a lot of people that I know who are like Jim bros, including my husband, it's Dragon Ball Z. Like, you got to train to look like a Saiyan, you know? Like, all these boys are watching this. They're like, oh, I'm going to grow up and look just like the Jeet and Goku. Yeah. But then me watching it, I'm like shirtless. I'm going to sleep with Goku. That's you. I'd rather sleep with-- I guess I could sleep with Goku.
He'd be kind of dumb. I don't think he would know what he was doing. He's kind of-- He's a little experienced. Yeah. But Vegeta doesn't have a beard. He doesn't have a beard. He doesn't have a beard. Goku has a small dick energy, for sure. He's a big hymbo. Trunks huge dick energy. Absolutely. I need some of the Jeet watches anime. So like, listen to this and tell me what they think. Well, let's take the energy of all the Dragon Ball Z characters. Who do you think calls a big a stuck?
All the Dragon Ball Z. And when they go super Saiyan, does their dick get bigger? Yes, you're not. And do their pubes get yellow. Super sex sale on. Oh my god. That's stupid. I know nothing about the show. She's just Saiyan. That's pretty sexy. All right. Let's keep this ball roll. And OK, let's power through the next couple of these. Let's just go. Let's go, Nicole. My next one is from The Little Mermaid.
And it is Prince Eric with his piercing blue eyes and his dark hair and his pale skin in his ever-- he is just a hopeless romantic. And he is someone that I would let just rep his hands all over me. Yeah. Yeah. He also thinks I'm a little cold-sale. Yeah, what can I say? We're bringing her to the dark side. I hate that. It's the only other room. He was close on my list as at worth giving up your voice and tail for, would you lose your master's swimming power, Nicole?
Yeah. I'm going to see anyway. So yeah. Like, I don't-- I don't mess with water. Just water. Don't give up your voice for a man, ladies. If you have a tail in someone offers you legs, I would take the legs. Yeah. So I don't know if mermaids have vaginas. Do they? I'll let you know. What did I be like losing my tail? Oh, OK. I guess in this scenario that we're talking about, you are the mermaid. You're not going to sleep with them. OK. All right. You're right. Madden, simple. I'll let you know.
Yeah. If you have a vagina-- If you guys, I just turn it to a mermaid and confirmation, I do not have a vagina. I repeat, I do not have a vagina. Or I have a vagina. And it's in a really weird spot. And you guys have to guess where it's at. It's at the bottom of the tail. I thought it would be like an armpit maybe, like one armpit as the vagina and the other armpit as a butthole in it. Maybe like a belly button? I think the belly button should make it so belly button.
So belly button is-- [LAUGHTER] So we're going to move on to the next person. All right. So the next one that I'm going to do on a make it disclaimer, everyone in this movie is extremely attractive. But my low-thatch from Atlantis-- Everyone in that movie all of them. Yeah. Oh my god. They had no business being that hot at all. Oh my god. But I think that character started my-- I want a data hipster man terrible downfall. So it did imprint on me in a really negative way.
She was really into like emaciated white guys for a while. You're saying that? Like it's the past tense, I think. You know what that's true. That's true. I don't want to put you on blinds like that, but that's true. The last person I showed Shana is the exact definition of that. She was like, is he still the skinny? That's a very skinny guy. I'm like three of them put together. And it really works. And I'm like, no, the skinny is person on the world. But I'm also not like a big person either.
So that just shows the amount of smoke. You like a meal. Yeah. Yeah. We all do it. And I blame my low-thatch from Atlantis. It imprinted. Damn you Disney. All right. I had a few female cartoon characters, I think, for my bisexual awakening. But I'm trying to think of one. And I picked somebody who I think-- I don't know. I need to see if you guys think she's hot too. Debbie Thornberry from the Wild Thornberries. Like the sister with the baggy jeans, little crop top.
She seems like she was an Instagram model before she was cool. She definitely did. She pierced her own nose kind of thing and didn't want to be in the jungle because it was lame. And she made me feel things. I think if you scroll through TikTok and just look at like cottage-cored lesbians, or maybe not cottage-cored, but like-- It's like she's got a bunch. It's a bunch. If you look at a popular TikTok creator that's a lesbian, it's going to be her. You know? I love lesbians. I love lesbians.
I love-- Yeah. So you know, she's still giving after all this time. She's absolutely giving. And we are receiving-- And then, poor Eliza just looked like she did. I mean, at least she got to talk to animals, but she got like the short end of the hot stick in that family. She and Camp turned it up looking like Nigel. That dad? Yeah. [LAUGHTER] OK. Nicole, go. My next one is from Kim Possible, and it's another bad guy, bad girl. I should say, and it is, she go. Oh, she go, all right. She go.
Yes. She go. And come on. The long, luscious black box, the green outfit, her long legs. Come on. How is she not just hot in herself? And she's a bad guy. She is woman power, hardcore. She will put you in your place. That is a woman that I want. That is a woman I need to be. That is a woman I am. And I will put you in your place. I am a sarcastic queen just like her. And yeah, she's hot. Nicole, is that sarcastic queen? You get a little sassy in your text messages. It's amazing. I do. I do.
And my friends literally call me that, and I will take that crown and wear it with pride. Yeah. No, she goes hot as fuck, for sure. When they call you sarcastic, you should be like, it's Shiko, baby. She's just giving Shiko. And she's just giving Shiko. Yeah, she was a close one. I would be her. Well, you could join the literally join the nice side. Nicole. You would look cute with black hair, Nicole. Give it one of us. Not. Yes. I love it. All right. All right. I love you.
OK. So, man, this is going to be so hard. My initial list that I created was all women, which might say something. But I'm going to switch it up for you all. I'm going to have to say Meg from Hercules, also a bisexual sarcastic queen. Literally, I remember being like, I only ever want to wear purple again after I see that movie. I want a dark, like, smokers' voice like she has. Like, she has that-- Just a dressy voice.
And she's got the percussed boobs in the world, just like those things are never fallen. She's not wearing a bra under that silk purple dress, either. That's just how the good, good, and the animators it Disney made her. As someone who wears silk dresses like every other day, I do not look like that. And just every day, if you can't be able to sleep with them, yes, absolutely. I think that's the age old adage. That's deep. I like it. I like it.
OK. My next one-- I realized two of these characters that I gave you on my list are kind of the same person. So I'm going to just choose one of them. Feline Rider from Tangled. I don't really think that's a controversial one. He's so cute. Oh my god. He's so suave. And just he has this smolder look. And he's funny and romantic. He's a little bad boy. I could ride him. I don't know what it is. The new animation style-- maybe it's probably because I'm older now.
And I'm like, that's weird to get turned on during a kids' movie, but as we're having this large conversation-- I'm right. But that's exactly the conversation we're having. I love it. No, I know. But the new animation style-- I don't know. I just can't do it as much as I love that. Because all of the girls look exactly the same. I think it's so boring. The animation style with all of the Disney Pixar, they all have the big round eyes, little tiny noses. That's all boring.
I don't even fuck about it. Instagram face. Yes. It's an animation. Let's give all of these-- and I saw something interesting that was the male characters in these movies. All have very distinct faces. If you look at the proportion of their eyes to their nose, to their mouth, but then the female characters and all of these Disney Pixar are exactly the same face build, exactly the same. So the full and right character could still get it. He could still get it. OK, Nicole. Last one.
My last one is coming from the Incredibles. Doesn't really need much of an explanation. It is Mrs. Incredible. I get a Alaska girl. And my reason is-- That is-- Yeah. She's-- She's thinking of two seas. Two seas on that. Do you think that her butt can go up? Or elastic? Like, can I just grow my butt and my boobs? Or is it just my arms and my legs? I'm going to say her arms and legs. OK. I like to imagine a world where it's the opposite. And she just can like, you know, do that.
And then she-- She can choose a male twin brother. Oh. Oh. Good. I bet you there's a porn on that. What's it called? Rule 32. If you can imagine it, then there's porn of it. Or something. Yeah. Probably. That sounds right. I don't-- I don't know. If it's not, we just-- It's something like that. There you go. That's a good choice. She's thick for sure. She's thick. She thickethed a bowl of peanut butter for sure. I was up there. I was looking at pictures.
And there was a picture of her literally doing a middle split of her just looking back. And I'm like, oh my god. I'll find it. I'll send it. Please send it. Please send it. But there needs to be fan art of her doing like the Kim Kardashian thing, where she's popping the bottle of champagne and it goes over her. Oh my god. There's like on her butt. No, the glass is on her butt and then she's popping it anyway. Oh yeah. Like the Kim Kardashian thing. Yeah. I have it. But with the elastic rope.
I have a deep love for that movie, because I hypothetically drink a very fun tea and then saw some very fun colors in that movie, as well, hypothetically speaking, if there was a-- Hypothetically a ludge special tea. A very, very fun tea that is a good time for about 12 hours. And so yeah, I have like this weird attachment to that movie that like every time I watch it, I like-- It's like a flashback. Like that's the right thing. She's getting shrewd flashbacks from the intro. Great stuff.
I watched "Tonacea's Tea" in the pick of Destiny while like violently high. I told her that I was-- But I remember loving it. Yeah. Yeah. The pop culture junky podcast is not door-struck usage. There's this in the picture. It was a hypothetical situation, Charlotte. No one was doing it. Wink, wink. I hypothetically got violently high during "Tonacea's Tea" in the pick of Destiny. Hypothetically, because that's my hypothetical Jack Black would have wanted.
That's probably the most mild of my stories, but I'll leave it there. I know. So-- OK. So next one, because Charlotte did not pick this. I left this for her, but it is in the same vein. We're going to go beret girl from "Buffy Movie" because-- Oh. Yeah. It is kind of right up that alley of the Thornberry. It's like Debbie Thorneberry. Yeah. But-- And "Shootie Funny." That was my other one, "Shootie Funny." Like a beat by-- I would. Yeah. I mean, I take all of the goofy characters.
Like, why were they so attractive? What? We can't say this because my next character is literally from the goofy movie. So-- OK. I'm just going to do mine then. Mine is Max Goof. Also-- Yeah. He's so cute. Why did they need to give a dog BD? You know? They did it. It was great. I don't know how they did it. But like, come on. I was thinking of Max Goof as a dog. I mean, and I know he is. I know they're all dogs. But that always kind of trips me up because-- OK.
So Mickey and Goofy are best friends. And Goofy's a dog. But then Mickey has a dog as a pet. Like he is Pido. Is he a different dog than the goofy dog? It's slavery. It's slavery. Why does he get to walk around? And he has to live in Mickey's house and like, shitting the yard. It's slavery. That's how they get you, you know? Critical race. We got to get the goofy movie out of here. Just kidding. Oh my god. I was thinking just maybe it's like the evolution of dogs.
And Pluto has it reached-- he's still on all fours. And then eventually he'll reach the ambulatory stage where he gets on two feet. Like maybe somewhere in the Disney World, there's a mouse still on four feet too that's getting like exterminated. Yeah. I'm going to go to do it. I'm going to go to do it. I remember. I remember the YouTube video and why I was watching a shark tail YouTube video now. So it was, does cannibalism exist in the shark tail universe?
And I think the next question that we-- and it does because they eat fish. That's true, but they're all fish. And so I think the next one is, does slavery exist in the goofy movie? And I think we need to-- I'm going to go to Disneyland and I'm going to ask the guy in the goofy costume. Yeah. He's going to be really fun to eat. He's going to be like, I work for Disney. Yes. He's not going to be able to answer me because he is goofy in a costume.
He's going to-- He's going to put a note in your back pocket when you're just waiting in line. That's what he's saying. That's what he's saying. Oh my god. You know what I'm saying? I'll take you to a beret girl. If there is a beret girl costume at Disneyland, then I'm going to get my picture with her. The other hot person from the goofy movie is Powerline. Powerline can also get it. And that song stops. These were good and kind of disgusting.
And we're either going to have a lot of fans agree with us over there going to think we're disgusting. Yeah. Shout out to Aladdin. Shout out to Shrek. Shout out to Krunk. What? You want to sleep with Shrek? You want to sleep with Shrek? No. For sure. OK. OK. I think that's a really necessary distinction to make a surprise for us. You did say you wanted to sleep with the beast. Also, I like how you're like-- I don't like to think of Max as a dog, but you're like, yeah, I want to bang a beast.
Beast is-- he is humanoid. He's just like, what is he? Is he a bore? Or is he a dog? Can you try to eat her? She can eat me. I can eat her in a sandwich. Every single man that we chose just highlights why we've allowed men to gaslight us in our entire lives. They're also pretty much average. It's like hilarious. Oh, shout out to Frozone from the Incredibles. Ooh. I would let him tell you off my super suit. Ooh, yeah. My honorary mentions were, as Moralda from a hunchback known her name.
She's like inappropriately hot. There's no reason for her to be that hot. Yeah. And then, of course, our big, yity girl, Jessica Rabbit. Yeah. Her proportions can fuse me, but she's-- And Betty Boop, the original hot cartoon. I don't get that from Betty Boop, but do you, baby? She's a dorks. OK, we could go on about her proportions. It's the proportions. In conclusion, Gaston's chest hair, and it's all about the proportions. Yes. Yes. OK. And these characters had no business being not hot.
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