S1E34 - “Vacation”

Vacation episode, comin’ at ya’!

I went to Table Rock Lake!

The last time I was in Branson, I rolled my balls off on ecstasy.

Not this time!

This time It was Ashley, Charlie, and I’s first vacation as a family.

As: "The Pondoffs”…

Very similar to: "The Griswolds.”

Lots of “cluster-fuckery”, but also lots of fun.

As much as I make fun of the sentimental shit, I really am a lucky bastard with this family of mine.

Thanks, God.

‘Preeciate ya’.

Anyway, tune in, holla at ‘ur boys, and tell your friends that we rock.

Except when we’re sorta offending people. (Sorry if we have… and by “we” I mean “I” because Jeff doesn’t offend people. After all, he’s a liberal.)

Seriously though, I’m not perfect, so please don’t cancel me.

Have a great week, y’all!

And as always,

Let us pray.

(Shall we.)

-Chris