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PolyAmateur Hour

The PolyAmateursdanielmenasche.podbean.com

It’s a polyamory podcast with jokes or songs. Or is it a comedy podcast where the hosts just happen to be romantic partners? Whether you’re poly, ENM, a swinger, or a monogamous person who wants to live vicariously, PolyAmateur Hour can offer questionable relationship advice, endless pop-culture rabbit holes, and sex tips that are actually practical jokes. Nichole, Laurel, and Daniel are a real life polycule (don’t stare!) but they aren’t a throuple — and they are here to teach you the difference. But this is a variety show — for people who love variety — and that means that every episode offers a different lineup of equally pointless segments.

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Episodes

Tiny Tomatoes! Tiny Tomatoes!

On "Invitation to Love," Laurel and Daniel assess Nichole's online dating prospects. A Stubert asks "Is there love without banging?" on "Ask the Amateurs." The PolyAmateurs locate an important artifact of poly prehistory on "Is this Poly?"

Dec 31, 202459 minEp. 16

Poly Sharks Vs. Poly Jets

On our inaugural "Spit Toasting" segment, Laurel and Nichole fill Daniel up with TOO MUCH LOVE. On "My Own Poly Idaho" a Stubert from Missouri offers advice on how to hook up at a social justice protest. On a holiday edition of "Ask the Amateurs," your hosts discuss how to terrorize your partners with Precious Moments angel statuettes.

Dec 24, 202459 minEp. 15

Show Them Your Joy and Your T*ts

Nichole offers her love life up for review on the inaugural segment of "Invitation to Love." Laurel paints monogamy as a global cult in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel hopes they bring out the soft ruler on "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters."

Dec 17, 202459 minEp. 14

Magic: The Gathering of Sh***y Men

The PolyAmateurs go hard from the jump with a Las Vegas-themed "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters," complete with bad-boundary back rubs. On "Ask the Amateurs," a socialist Stubert asks if PolyAmory is just for the rich, or if it just makes you feel rich. "Is this Poly" goes deep inside Tyler the Creator, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, and Kesha.

Dec 10, 20241 hrEp. 13

We're Gonna Need a Zendayagram

We ask "Is This Poly?!" of the movie "Challengers" — and of the trailer of the movie "Challengers." On "Asks the Amateurs," an anonymous Stubert wants to compare notes about comparing metamours. Daniel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about meeting a partner's crime family.

Dec 03, 20241 hrEp. 12

Discovering Masturbation and Mark Ruffalo

Daniel shares his very first "Poly Mindf***" (the first he admits to, anyhow). Nichole's very sweet, very normy friend is curious when we're all going to find someone hotter on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel admits to being born sexy yesterday when the team looks at "Poor Things" on "Is This Poly?!" Plus: a "Normy Corner" to explain "primary partners," who are, you know, more important than you.

Nov 26, 202457 minEp. 11

The Universal Dissociative Quality of Fathers

For our inaugural "My Own Poly Idaho" segment, Daniel calls up the entire state of Iowa, since they both start with I. Laurel braves the father's den in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole role plays as a s***ty swinger in "Poly Mindf**k."

Nov 19, 202453 minEp. 10

Rodney Dangerfield, Tantric Guru

Daniel reads a blood-curdling dating profile for a lame sex cult on "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Nichole wonders whether her neuro is divergent enough on "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel has a nervous breakdown at a mini-golf windmill on "Poly Mindf**k."

Nov 12, 202455 minEp. 9

Our Home Is the Waffle, Our Time Together Is the Syrup

Nichole shares a "Crazy, Sexy, Poly" story about preemptive crying. A friend/Stubert of Laurel writes in to "Ask the Amateurs" about finding their Chesty Nesty Bestie. Daniel bitches about monogamous Canadian A.I. on "Is this Poly." Plus: Double "Normie Corner" mini-segments for the noobs!

Nov 05, 202457 minEp. 8

The PolyAmateur Yom Kippur Spectacular!

Nichole, Laurel, and Daniel confess their "foibles" on the day of atonement and learn absolutely nothing, a la Seinfeld. A reader asks who gets Daniel on the weekends in "Ask the Amateurs." Nichole and Laurel reassure each other that they look younger than monogamish Canadians in "Is This Poly?"

Oct 29, 202452 minEp. 7

The Mouthfeel of "Sloppy"

Laurel dishes hot meta-goss in our inaugural "Poly Mindf***" segment. Nichole's friend Stubert strikes a fear of cancellation into the hearts of all in "Ask the Amateurs." Daniel finally admits that "The Kids Are Alright" during a special three-song edition of "Is This Polly?"

Oct 22, 202450 minEp. 6

She's Taking Her Coconuts With Her

Daniel discloses his primary Star Trek doctor in this week's "Is This Poly?" Nichole's mother-in-law phones in with to diagnose EVERYONE with borderline personality disorder in "Ask the Amateurs." Laurel finally gets into prey stance for "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."

Oct 15, 20241 hrEp. 5

Batman's Nudes: The Bat Catalog

Laurel shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story with a cut-and-paste hack. Daniel phones a friend for two meaty paragraphs in "Ask the Amateurs. Nichole interrogates the meaning of "clean" in "Unicorn Hunter Hunters."

Oct 08, 202456 minEp. 4

BISEXUAL WOMEN ONLY!!!

Our inaugural "Unicorn Hunter-Hunters" segment asks, "Would you call the mohel for them?" We answer an "Ask the Amateurs" question about stigma, and we're not ashamed! And for the first time we look at three pop songs in.a quest to determine "Is This Poly?"

Oct 01, 202458 minEp. 3

That Guy From Tinder Who Was a Flat-Earther

It's a polyamory podcast, but fun. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about consensual silencing. On "Ask the Amateurs" they instruct you how to indoctrinate newbies into your love cult. And on "Is This Poly?!" they discuss "Professor Marsden and the Wonder Women," an ancient, near-forgotten film from 2017.

Sep 24, 202454 minEp. 2

Joy, Depression, Whimsy, and Terror

It's the polyamory podcast your therapist warned you about. On this episode: The 'cule shares a "Crazy Sexy Poly" story about a nice fold-out couch. They answer an "Ask the Amateurs" segment from a listener who missed the memo. On "Is This Poly?!" they pretend that there's even any question about "Couple to Throuple."

Sep 17, 202444 minEp. 1
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