3.15 The Quidditch Final
If only there had been a Dementor around... As a sobbing Wood passed Harry the Cup, as he lifted it into the air, Harry felt he could have produced the world's best Patronus.
May 31, 2021•48 min•Season 3Ep. 15
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3.14 Snape's Grudge
Don't expect me to cover up for you again, Harry. I cannot make you take Sirius Black seriously. But I would have thought that what you have heard when the Dementors draw near you would have had more of an effect on you. Your parents gave their lives to keep you alive, Harry. A poor way to repay them — gambling their sacrifice for a bag of magic tricks.
May 17, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Season 3Ep. 14
3.13 Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw
A low and cowardly attempt to sabotage the Gryffindor Seeker! Detention for all of you, and fifty points from Slytherin! I shall be speaking to Professor Dumbledore about this, make no mistake!
May 10, 2021•54 min•Season 3Ep. 13
3.12 The Patronus
He felt drained and strangely empty, even though he was so full of chocolate. Terrible though it was to hear his parents' last moments replayed inside his head, these were the only times Harry heard their voices since he was a very small child. But he'd never be able to produce a proper Patronus if he half wanted to hear his parents again...
May 03, 2021•1 hr 44 min•Season 3Ep. 12
3.11 Firebolt
Think that matters to them? They don' care. Long as they've got a couple o' hundred humans stuck there with 'em, so they can leech all the happiness out of 'em, they don' give a damn who's guilty an' who's not.
Apr 19, 2021•58 min•Season 3Ep. 11
3.10 The Marauder's Map
I certainly believe his master's defeat unhinged him for a while. The murder of Pettigrew and all those Muggles was the action of a cornered and desperate man -- cruel... pointless.
Apr 12, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 3Ep. 10
3.9 Grim Defeat
At least a hundred Dementors, their hidden faces pointing up at him, were standing below. It was as though freezing water was rising in his chest, cutting at his insides. And then he heard it again... someone was screaming, screaming inside his head... a woman...
Apr 05, 2021•55 min•Season 3Ep. 9
3.8 Flight of the Fat Lady
Professor Lupin looked cheerful and as well as he ever did; he was talking animatedly to tiny little Professor Flitwick, the Charms teacher. Harry moved his eyes along the table, to the place where Snape sat. Was he imagining it, or were Snape's eyes flickering towards Lupin more often than was natural?
Mar 22, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 8
3.7 The Boggart in the Wardrobe
A few curious looks were exchanged as the class put away their books. They had never had a practical Defense Against the Dark Arts before, unless you counted the memorable class last year when their old teacher had brought a cageful of pixies to class and set them loose.
Mar 15, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 7
3.6 Talons and Tea Leaves
They see the Grim and die of fright. The Grim's not an omen, it's the cause of death! And Harry's still with us because he's not stupid enough to see one and think, right, well, I'd better pop my clogs then!
Mar 08, 2021•1 hr 29 min•Season 3Ep. 6
3.5 The Dementor
An intense cold swept over them all. Harry felt his own breath catch in his chest. The cold went deeper than his skin. It was inside his very heart...
Mar 01, 2021•1 hr 55 min•Season 3Ep. 5
3.4 The Leaky Cauldron
When I think what could have happened to him the night he ran away from home! If the Knight Bus hadn't picked him up, I'm prepared to bet he would have been dead before the Ministry found him.
Feb 22, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 4
3.3 The Knight Bus
Black is mad. He's a danger to anyone who crosses him, magic or Muggle.
Feb 15, 2021•38 min•Season 3Ep. 3
3.2 Aunt Marge's Big Mistake
'Knocking the stuffing out of me won't make Aunt Marge forget what I could tell her,' he said grimly.
Feb 08, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Season 3Ep. 2
3.1 Owl Post
Extremely unusual though he was, at that moment Harry Potter felt just like everyone else: glad, for the first time in his life, that it was his birthday.
Feb 01, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 3Ep. 1
2.18 Dobby's Reward
'Exactly,' said Dumbledore, beaming once more. 'Which makes you very different from Tom Riddle. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.'
Jun 29, 2020•1 hr 26 min•Season 2Ep. 18
2.17 The Heir of Slytherin
An extraordinary lightness seemed to spread through his whole body and the next second, in a rush of wings, they were flying upward through the pipe. Harry could hear Lockhart dangling below him, saying 'Amazing! Amazing! This is just like magic!'
Jun 22, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 17
2.16 The Chamber of Secrets
'The adventure ends here, boys!' he said. 'I shall take a bit of this skin back up to the school, tell them I was too late to save the girl, and that you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body -- say goodbye to your memories!'
Jun 15, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 16
2.15 Aragog
He couldn't see what else they could do. They had hit dead ends everywhere. Riddle had caught the wrong person, the Heir of Slytherin had got off, and no one could tell whether it was the same person, or a different one, who had opened the Chamber this time. There was nobody else to ask.
Jun 08, 2020•58 min•Season 2Ep. 15
2.14 Cornelius Fudge
You will find that I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me. You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
May 25, 2020•55 min•Season 2Ep. 14
2.13 The Very Secret Diary
A story was given out that the girl had died in a freak accident. They gave me a nice, shiny, engraved trophy for my trouble and warned me to keep my mouth shut. But I knew it could happen again. The monster lived on, and the one who had the power to release it was not imprisoned.
May 18, 2020•45 min•Season 2Ep. 13
2.12 The Polyjuice Potion
And Father won't tell me anything about the last time the Chamber was opened either. Of course, it was fifty years ago, so it was before his time, but he knows all about it, and he says that it was all kept quiet and it'll look suspicious if I know too much about it. But I know one thing--last time the Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died. So I bet it's a matter of time before one of them's killed this time... I hope it's Granger.
May 11, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 12
2.11 The Dueling Club
'You'll find that hard to prove,' said Hermione. 'He lived about a thousand years ago; for all we know, you could be.'
May 04, 2020•1 hr 49 min•Season 2Ep. 11
2.10 The Rogue Bludger
Get to that Snitch before Malfoy or die trying, Harry, because we've got to win today, we've got to.
Apr 27, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 10
2.9 The Writing on the Wall
Harry had never told Ron and Hermione that the Sorting Hat had seriously considered putting him in Slytherin. He could remember, as though it was yesterday, the small voice that had spoken in his ear when he'd placed the hat on his head a year before: You could be great, you know, it's all here in your head, and Slytherin would help you on the way to greatness, no doubt about that...
Apr 20, 2020•1 hr 34 min•Season 2Ep. 9
2.8 The Deathday Party
D'you think I don't know what people call me behind my back? Fat Myrtle! Ugly Myrtle! Miserable, moaning, moping Myrtle!
Apr 13, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Season 2Ep. 1
2.7 Mudbloods and Murmurs
'It's about the most insulting thing he could think of,' gasped Ron, coming back up. 'Mudblood's a really foul name for someone who is Muggle-born--you know, non-magic parents. There are some wizards--like Malfoy's family--who think they're better than everyone else because they're what people call pure-blood.'
Apr 06, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 7
2.6 Gilderoy Lockhart
'Why,' demanded Ron, seizing her schedule, 'have you outlined all Lockhart's lessons in little hearts?'
Mar 30, 2020•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 6
2.5 The Whomping Willow
Harry could feel the seat vibrating beneath him, hear the engine, feel his hands on his knees and his glasses on his nose, but for all he could see, he had become a pair of eyeballs, floating a few feet above the ground in a dingy street full of parked cars.
Mar 23, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 5
2.4 At Flourish and Blotts
Caution: Do Not Touch. Cursed — Has Claimed the Lives of Nineteen Muggle Owners to Date.
Mar 16, 2020•58 min•Season 2Ep. 4
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