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¶ Welcome and Episode Preview
Welcome to PodSave America. I'm John Favro. I'm Dan Pfeiffer. Dan in studio. Middle spring break right here. Stopped on the way back. I was gonna say peop people need to know that Dan ha has been in Disneyland. And then I think you're g doing universal. And this was like a stop in between. That's how committed you are.
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¶ Trump's Incoherent Iran Address
All right, Dan. As forgettable as it may have been, the president did just deliver a primetime address to the nation on Wednesday about Operation Epic Fury, the war in Iran he got us into that has now dragged on for more than a month.
The nineteen minute speech contained no news and No exit strategy and no coherent rationale or even coherent sentences uh to explain why fifty thousand American troops are still deployed in a conflict that has already cost us tens of billions of dollars and sent gas prices through the roof. Other than that, fine showing by Donald Trump. Uh here are the highlights. We're now totally independent of the Middle East.
And yet we are there to help. We don't have to be there. We don't need their oil. We don't need anything they have, but we're there to help. Our allies. America has plenty of gas. We have so much gas. The countries of the world that do receive oil through the Hormone Strait must take care of that passage. They must cherish it.
Grab it and cherish it. They can do it easily and in any event when this conflict is over the strait will open up naturally. It'll just open up naturally. We've done all of it. Their navy is gone, their air force is gone. Their missiles are just about used up or beaten. There's never been anything like it militarily. Everyone is talking about it and tonight I'm pleased to say that These core strategic objectives are nearing completion over the next two to three weeks.
We're going to bring them back to the stone ages where they belonged. In the meantime, discussions are ongoing. If there is no deal, we are going to hit each and every one of their electric generating plants very hard and probably simultaneously. We have not hit their oil, even though that's the easiest target of all, but we could hit it. and it would be gone and there's not a thing they could do about it. The whole world is watching and they just can't believe what they're seeing. They
Leave it to your imagination, but they can't believe what they're seeing. Uh don't know really where to begin there. Some good highlights, right? It's that summarizes it all right there. Grab the straight of four moves. I already made the joke in my YouTube react with Ben, so I was like, Also, we'll bond them to the Stone Age. But a but negotiations are ongoing. I laughed out loud when I first heard that.
I mean i which I think he he I think he probably ad-libbed a bit of the the Stone Age thing from his truth, obviously, because he originally said but I think And then he's s he's in the prompter, like, oh, but discussions are ongoing. I guess I'm supposed to talk about diplomacy. So your message box take on the speech is that uh Trump declared victory but admitted defeat. Say more about that. Sure. So I tried to treat the speech
¶ Analyzing Trump's Iran Strategy
Seriously. Which was hard. I would say that. I did that too. It was very difficult. But it is the president of the United States addressing the nation at a time of war in economic chaos. So we should at least try to look at it from that point of series. And so to the extent that Trump's ha speech had a message or a strategy. I believe it was to say the war was coming to an end and declare victory.
Right. And he went through he he just said we saw that in that clip. All of our strategic ab core strategic objectives have been met. He went he went into into great detail what we've destroyed, the navy, the missiles, all of that.
But at the end of the day, what he was really saying is this thing's gonna wrap up in the next two to three weeks and when we leave, however we leave, we are going to leave the same Iranian regime in place, although likely more anti American and radicalized than before. Iran will continue to have all of their nuclear material.
Which we'll basically monitor uh with like Google Maps, Google satellite. That's what he said. But which we could look at it. But we could have done before. We bombed them. It's in the same place it was before. They still have it. And now, as a special bonus to Iran for participating in this war, they get to treat the world's most strategic water passageway as a toll road, whenever they want.
And so he is he wants this war to be over. He knows this is bad for him politically, knows it's bad for the economy. He's trying to declare victory when what he's actually doing is simply waving the white flag a surround. I think that's true. And I also it explains the incoherent, conflicting messages because he also can't. For the straight of four moves. He knows.
that we need the Strait of Hormuz open. He he understands, at least the people around him understand, that uh oil is a commodity. There's a global oil market. Just because we have a bunch of oil doesn't mean that we're not going to be paying more for it um if there is a disruption in the Strait of Hormuz. He can't plead with our allies.
to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz because then he looks weak and he already pissed them off anyway by starting the war without consulting them and insulting them basically every single day since. He has clearly decided that a US military operation to reopen the strait or to take control of the strait is too risky. So he's not doing that.
But he also knows like he d he does so he doesn't know what to do. So basically he's gonna say, we don't need it, but then he's now negging Europe and other countries to reopen it for us. And saying uh and like making himself sound tough because he can't say the truth, which is we're fucked, we have no idea how to open the Strait of Hour Moose and we're just gonna pretend that some other countries will open it and it'll or it'll open fucking naturally and then we won't have to worry about it.
¶ Contradictions and Political Weakness
Yeah. And that's just one example of the many contradictory, conflicting messages in that speech. Well it's in the the the conflict is in the part we just mentioned, where he will bot them to the stone age, but also he we won't have diplomatic negotiations ongoing with their new you know, the the president or whatever he is, but he sort of made up in his head who was a good ally. And again it's like Both a threat.
And a negotiation require you to demand something. Yeah. What are we demanding? Because in that speech, We won. We bombed everything. We don't care about the Strait of Hormuz. We don't care that the nuclear material is still in Iran. We don't care that the regime is still in place because it's a new regime according to Donald Trump.
We've destroyed their military. So why are we threatening to bomb them into the Stone Age and why are we continuing to hope that they will make a deal? What is the deal? Yeah, he like he's trying to nothing makes sense. Yeah, it it's totally illogical. It's complete. confusion. The he also by I like it's not even clear who he's speaking to. When he says we don't need this reader for moves, he is saying that to Iran. If you say into the American people, then that doesn't really matter because the
the price of oil is the price of oil. And so as they could as they could see it uh going up while he was speaking. Yes, that's the price and that that to me is actually a incritically important part of what this speech says about where Trump is right now, which is
¶ Market Reaction and Communication Failure
Like he almost didn't just admit defeat on the war. He's admitting defeat on his entire second term here because d what really powered Trump, like he hasn't passed any laws. Right. He he big beautiful don't forget the big beautiful bill. I mean he hasn't mentioned that in months. Um I hope he talks about it more on the way to the way to the election. Like he has succeeded in in in implementing his agenda in the second term through the force of his words. He's threatening, cajoling,
universities, law firms, media companies. And here you have the president, the president of the United States in a national television address at wartime trying to send a message to not just the American people, but also the markets. This thing is coming to an end. And they took the exact opposite approach. They did not believe what he was saying. They did not take him seriously. Oil went up, the stock market went down. So if if his go his goal was
I believe, and it's hard to tell, but was to suggest that this is coming to an end so everyone can chill out. And they took because of the way he did it delivered this ba speech, because of the way he's re acted erratically over the last several months, not to mention the last several years. They took the opposite approach. Like the the world is tuning him out. Do you think like why did they do this speech? I was wondering like and like
I get that he sounds like an idiot all the time when he's off the cuff and does his thing, he does the weave and he has got all those, you know, crazy ticks. But This was a primetime address that he was reading off the prompter. You imagine that some number of people in the White House, perhaps in the State Department, the Defense Department, other agencies, took a look at the speech, and it just was like
I mean the speech was all over the place. The written, prepared speech was all over the place. What the fuck were they doing? And maybe they're bad at their jobs. Yeah. Well, I mean you like you have it you have it you do have an erratic stubborn president who is getting bad information. There was a report today that Susie Wiles has been telling other aides that they are that they are only giving Trump good information.
about the war and they're not being honest w they're not being honest with him about what's happening militarily or economically and so that's feeding his mentality.
¶ Political Desperation and Hormuz Plan
This communications team has no idea how to do serious stuff. Yeah. Like if it if you want to do memes and at and attack people and quote tweet them, like that that's their game and that can work in a campaign to a certain extent. But this is like serious shit and they are they are unserious people and that is coming That's like so obvious to bear here. And I I'm like, why did he do it? The question is like what what makes him do it? They didn't they haven't done it for a month.
His approval rating is now under forty percent in the Nate Silver model. He is taking on water. His you know, he's been dropping for a while, you know, since basically for a year, since b a year yesterday, which was Liberation Day. But he has uh that drop has been more has been steeper since the war started.
And so I think they're trying t they're lashing about, trying to find a solution to their political problem. And they actually have not really a political problem, they have a substantive problem. Right. And I'm sure they're hearing from'cause, you know, s someone was talking to Steve Bannon before the speech and he wasn't right on this, but he was like, Yeah, the messages, we're gonna wrap this up, it's over. Like he's probably hearing from people in his base or his orbit that like
You gotta you gotta communicate that this thing's almost over. Yeah. Um and we know this from whenever we w worked in the White House whenever there was like bad political things. Speech will fix it. Where's the speech? Yeah. Race speech for the Strait of Hour Moose. Remember the uh remember the oil spills or you know, I was tell I was talking to Rhodes about that because I was like that is
A crazy, crazy speech. I'm like, it does remind me of the oil spill speech. But for for those of you who are too young or don't remember that. Uh Two thousand ten there was an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico and uh no one could figure out how to stop the oil spill. The oil just kept coming out into the Gulf of Mexico and every cable news channel
in the corner of the of the television, you could just see the oil coming out into the spilling out into the Gulf of Mexico all day long, twenty four hours a day, and everyone was like, Obama, you should fix it. You've got you're the president. Why haven't you fixed it? And The solution was he will give an Oval Office address about the oil spill and it sucks.
Yeah, it was it was the worst.'Cause somehow we decided that it was like a good time to talk about climate change in that speech. And it had to be an Oval Office address. Like that was the that was how stupid the conversation was. A standing speech. in the East Room was insufficient for the moment of the oil spill from a private company. If only I had known though that I could have just like
farted out a bunch of crazy talking points and that could be a could be that speech like it was it it it was a speech that was panned that didn't work out well but I st we still worked really hard on it. Yeah. No one worked hard on this one. There's some fascist John Favre over there just
Angrily reading politico right now. Back to the real substance of it. Because I was trying to think, uh like Donald Trump is sensitive to the market, to what's happening on like he he knows that he has a problem with the straight afore moves. And I'm guessing that his cockamie plan here is, or hope, is that we walk away from this after a couple of weeks, we say we've bombed everything. Everything's great. We've destroyed them. We won so badly. They're begging us for
They're begging us for a deal, but whatever. We're walking away. We don't need them anymore. We don't need the oil. And then he hopes that the Europeans And the Chinese and maybe anyone else, like cuts their own deals with Iran for the strait, and then that alleviates sort of the the crisis around the world.
And obviously we don't cut a deal with the Iranians. The Israelis don't. The Israelis are probably still at war with them. But if enough countries do, then, you know, maybe prices are a little high, but he can sort of blah blah blah his way past that. I think that's what he's hoping. I think that's a little more chest.
¶ Iran's Leverage and Sanctions
than he gets credit for. I think that is one approach of what could that that is what could happen here. Um, you know, and all the other countries on the world who are meeting about this, uh, and having a conversation without the United States about how to open this up. I think it's a little more like I'm sure you've done this, is when you have an older child and a younger child, and the younger child wants the toy the older child has. I would always tell Kyla, our daughter.
Just pretend like you don't want it for two minutes and they'll let it go. Now, the only downside in that theory is I'm pretty sure that Trump was not deeply involved in litigating the disputes of his children. That's couldn't name the maybe maybe he saw a nanny do it, I don't know. Yeah, I think that's a well that's that's definitely a dumber theory for offer Trump. Because the Iranians are like f Iranians right now have to feel great.
The like the regime. Right. No I'm saying like the Iranian people, but from a leverage from a leverage point. From a leverage point, like yeah, a bunch of the leadership got assassinated, but the ones who are still surviving are like, I mean, we we can control the Strait of Hormouths the w the The United States is eventually gonna give up and run because And they're giving us billions of dollars to sell our oil. Yeah, we've lifted the sanctions too. So that's something.
¶ Controversial Easter Lunch Remarks
So that's that. Uh in my humble opinion, uh Trump gave a much better speech earlier on Wednesday at a White House Easter lunch with evangelical leaders that was somehow live streamed, even though the event was supposed to be closed to the press and the public. Uh the White House eventually deleted the footage, but not before clips were posted all over the internet.
um that include such memorable moments as Trump's spiritual advisor comparing him to Jesus Christ, Happy Easter, Trump comparing himself to Jesus Christ, Trump calling all Somali Americans low IQ bad people. And Trump saying that Christians like Israel more than Jews, actually. Uh but somehow um none of that was as newsworthy as what the president said about his priorities for America. The United States can't take care of daycare.
That has to be up to a state. We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We've got fifty states. We have all these other people. We're fighting wars. W we can't take care of daycare. You gotta let a state take care of daycare and they should pay for it too. They should pay. They have to raise their taxes. But they should pay for it. And we could lower our taxes a little bit to them to make up for but we it's not possible for us to take care of daycare.
Medicaid, Medicare, all these individual things. They can do it on a state basis. You can't do it on a federal we have to take care of one thing military protection. We have to guard the country. I mean, I need to know if you have somehow been able to infiltrate the White House and are now writing talking points. For Donald Trump. I would not have done as good a job as that. Because that is so obviously on the nose, the Democratic argument. It is wild.
¶ Budget Cuts and State Burden
And a lot of time like Trump says things that should end people's political campaigns all the time. Like his remarks on a daily basis are more politically damaging or should be more outrageous, more scandalous than Mitt Romney's forty seven percent mark comments that were uh so critical in the twenty twelve election for people who don't remember. Mitt Romney was caught basically blaming forty-seven percent of the country for mooching off the government. But one of the theories as to why Trump's
comments don't get sufficient like converse like drive enough conversation or coverage is because he just says them out loud loud. They're not secret, right? In the press low secret. This is a just like the midromy thing, this is a s a
private videotape that was essentially leaked by the White House, but leaked. By their own idiocy. Yes. So it's like we get to see the things Trump is saying behind closed doors to political supporters. And the president says that Because we're so busy fighting wars that he started, we can't pay for daycare. State should raise taxes.
And he seems to say at the end that we can't afford that states should do Medicare and Medicaid. Yeah, throws in Medica that was the amazing thing, is like the daycare is bad enough. Yeah. To th to throw in Medicaid and Medicare. Yeah. Which is not I mean that's a national program. That's a federal program. So he wants to he wants to block grant everything, basically. He wants to give all the he wants to have like all the states fend for themselves.
So he's basically telling people, if you want health care or child care, um you're gonna have to pay higher taxes in your state because I'm over here very busy paying for bombs. on Iran. Yeah. And other places in the war too. Like we don't we don't know what's happened in Cuba. That the Venezuel operation probably ran up a pretty big tab.
I mean there's also a Bloomberg story this morning'cause the budget's coming out, uh Trump's budget, and the headline for this is Trump budget to focus midterms messaging on defense boosts. President Trump is preparing to release a fiscal year twenty twenty seven budget plan on Friday that will frame his party's midterm election message around a massive defense buildup partially paid for by cuts to domestic agencies like health and science.
John, I've not only been in the president's talking points, I've also been in the OMB documents. What are they doing? Yeah. I don't I I mean and it's not just him. Like we talked I don't know if you and I talked about it or I talked about the other pot, but like the uh the Axios story about the House Republican or the the Republicans in Congress are thinking of paying for the The military supplemental, the two hundred billion dollars for Iran by cutting healthcare.
Also and just not for nothing, we did Trump didn't even mention His Twitter that he needs Congress to pay for this thing. He did not mention that. Uh we should talk about that because I I haven't heard much about that at all. And now we'll talk about it when we get to DHS, but like Now they're talking about a budget reconciliation bill that just funds ICE. So like when are they gonna when are they gonna vote on the two hundred billion dollars that's supposed to pay for Iran?
It's a great question. I mean, who knows? But uh maybe we're all supposed to pay for it. Maybe it's just gonna be higher taxes for everyone. The state you know who's gonna do it? The states. The states. The states. They're gonna get rid of their daycare, their health care, their Medicaid, their Medicare,'cause everyone's gotta pay. for the bombs'cause we'cause'cause we just bombed a uh uh the biggest bridge
In Iran, uh that's civilian infrastructure. For what reason? We don't know. But uh Trump bragged better than true system. No no bridges in the Stone Age, no. No bridges in the Stone Age. That's right. So we gotta we gotta blow up someone else's bridge. Uh so no money for bridges here. Cool. That's what we're doing. Pod Save America is brought to you by Blinds.com. If you've ever thought about upgrading your window treatments but didn't want the hassle, Blinds.com is here to change the game.
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¶ Pam Bondi's Firing Announced
Trump didn't make any news in uh his Iran speech, but he certainly did the next morning when he announced in a phone call to Fox News, as one does, that he had just fired Attorney General Pam Bondi. Follow that up with the truth social post where he said, quote, We love Pam And she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector to be announced at a date in the near future.
Not for nothing. I just find it very funny that like he has to announce her private sector jobs. Does she like belong to him forever? I think this is because In the Peter Ducey interview with Trump, it seems like Trump told Peter Ducey that she would be getting another job in the administration. Oh, so we had to clear it up. He got her transitioning around. Yeah. So it looks like Deputy Attorney General Todd Blant.
former defense lawyer, personal lawyer, will now be the acting attorney general. Um During uh Pam's year plus as Attorney General, she distinguished herself by uh one, weaponizing the DOJ to go after her boss's perceived enemies, two executing that vision poorly, and three, bungling the release of the Epstein files so badly.
that it became a massive political liability for the president that stayed in the news for longer than maybe any other scandal of the Trump era. Oh, for sure. Not even close. Close to Russia, but Russia had a lot of twists and turns. This was j this was like
¶ The Timing of Bondi's Ouster
Sustained. This lasted longer than Trump's involvement in an armed insurrection that almost murdered members of Congress? Yes, I do remember that. I recall vaguely happen. Not too long before he was elected president again, but it did happen. I guess my question is why now on Bondi? I remember when we were in Australia in February. Yeah. And that's when she did the big hearing where she talked about the dial above fifty thousand.
Since then went below forty went below fifty thousand and now she's out. So there you go. There you go. But I remember talking about like is he gonna fire her now, whatever. It seems like a w it's a month and a half later. She hasn't been in the news all that much. Yeah. So I think there are a couple things going on here. First, I think the orderly fascism of Trump's second term has been has reverted to the chaotic fascism of Trump's first term. He like he
He knows things are not going well. He's sort of lashing out all over the place. He's doing sort of crazy things left and right. And I think firing people is that's real first term Trump behavior is So that's one It's like comfort food. Yeah, exactly. That so that's one. Uh it's kind of it's his it's his blanky. It's his blanky. And then the s but I think the second thing going on here is that no one pulls a band aid off slower than Donald.
And so what he tends to do is Yeah, there have been stories about him um thinking about getting rid of her for like a month. And so what he like Christ Christy Noma's what happened with Christy Noma is very similar to what happened with Pampani, which is the a massive scandal happened. Trump sticks with him through the scandal, takes on all the water of that scandal, waits till the scandal is out of the news.
And then fires them, bringing the scandal back in the news, but getting none of the actual credit for responding to the scandal and holding someone accountable. Like if Trump had fired Christy Gnome right after the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti and the smearing of them. Right. That would have just gotten a little He would have seemed responsive to something. He held someone accountable. Instead, he gave him a pat on the back, said he was sticking with him.
¶ DOJ Mismanagement and Bondi's Legacy
waited till later and fired him. And same thing with Pam Bonnie. I also think the Here at the congressional hearing probably helped her. They probably bought her time. No, I s I saw some detail in one of the stories that um that he actually thought that she was he liked that she was combative with the Democrats. Yeah. After all they were like, Oh, is this gonna be the end for Pan Bon? You know, it's like, no, he liked it. Yeah, she knew she was doing that.
Uh I p I saw I think the New York Times story said that she spent much of the last day making her case to stay. What a sad sad pathetic thing. Just imagine Selling every bit of your integrity. to Trump every bit. Every bit. And then getting fired for not executing on his corruption well enough. Which I think I'd say this. In Pam Bondi's defense, by the way, like I do not think she um failed to execute uh Donald Trump's agenda at DOJ.
just because of her own incompetence. I'm not saying that she is competent, but like The problem goes beyond anything that Pam Bondi or any of the stooges he installed at DOJ can fix. The problem is the judges and the juries who are like, these cases are crazy. You don't have a case against any of these people. You just hate them.
Yes, like on that part of that is true. The other thing that happened in the news recently that probably got her in hot water with Trump again was the announcement that the Department of Justice was gonna stop Prosecute was gonna stop trying the case on the law firms. Oh yeah. Yeah, and let all the law firms off the hook who did not agree to the Trump settlement and then Trump got very mad about that and then like an hour later they had to announce they were going back in.
To continue to fight that case. You see the Pro Publica story last week too that the uh DOJ uh has basically uh under Bondi and Trump, um just stopped prosecuting twenty thousand criminal cases. because they've spent so much time on all of Trump's fucking weird priorities. Whether it's, you know Uh the getting his you know, going after his enemies, all the other bullshit of the D. J. Yeah, immigration stuff. Yeah, that was that was most of it. Sorry.
Uh so it's like yeah, they've there's just a you know, good time to be a criminal if you're not uh if you're not an immigrant. Good time to be a certain type of type of criminal. Right, a certain type of yeah, white collar criminal for sure. Yeah.
¶ Swalwell Allegations and Bondi's Hearing
There's some reporting that what finally uh did Bondi in was an allegation that she tipped off Congressman Eric Swalwell, who's running for governor in California, about an FBI investigation concerning him. Now this is A very old FBI investigation from twenty fifteen. Basically the FBI notified Swalwell that an associate of his
Might be a suspected Chinese spy when he was notified he broke ties with that person and then the FBI investigated and nothing ever came of it. This was what, ten years ago? I guess they're trying to they were gonna release the files. Yeah, it's clearly I mean it's So obviously, oh, he's running for governor. Let's release the files. Maybe there's something in the files that will embarrass him because we couldn't bring a criminal case against him.
I find this one hard to believe'cause it in the story it says that uh It there's a w I think I think it's in the independent I can't remember but the story says that a source close to the White House says that Bondy notified Swalwell due to their personal friendship? Yeah, the it's the Daily Mail. The Daily Mail, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's intervening in those matters. The White House wasn't pleased she was intervening due to her personal friendship with Swalwell, the source that
It is un and then it says it is unclear why Bondi would have intervened, but it is believed that Bondy and Swalwell have a friendly relationship. There is not a chance. That someone like Pam Bondi who would carve out her own soul with a spork for Donald Trump is going to feel so loyal to Eric Swalwell that she's gonna tip him off on something like this? Yeah. I don't know if I believe that one either.
Uh and and Swalwell uh his office put out a statement saying absolutely not. No one tipped us off. No one in the government let us know this was happening at all. And honestly the best thing that could happen to Eric Swalwell is he runs for governor c in a crowded primary in California.
Is being targeted by Donald Trump. For sure. Yeah. Just ask Senator Adam Schiff how that went how that went for him. I also noticed that the House Democrats are saying she still has to test. She has a scheduled appearance.
uh in the House Oversight committee about Epstein. Yep. And uh they're saying she's she still has to do it. Yeah and I and I kind of imagine that Comer will want that too. Yeah, probably. So that's he had to subpoena subpoena her to get her there. So let's talk about Bondi's potential replacement. I've seen reports that Trump wants EPA administrator Lee Zeldon. Uh I've heard Janine Pierrot might be an option. Uh I saw a report that some Republican senators want Mike Lee, God help us.
Um, what do you think the chances are that there will be a real confirmation fight for whoever this is in the Senate? And do you have ideas on why he might want any of the people I just named or who it might be?
¶ Attorney General Replacement Speculation
Well let's first let's start with uh how long Blanche can serve. Blanche can stay as acting for two hundred and ten days. One is I'm not sure who enforces the Vacancies Act, but I'm not sure it's probably Todd Black. Yeah. So I think that he could probably stay longer than that if he wants. And there is actually some legitimate questions about whether that two hundred and ten
day clock applies to the attorney general because in the specific language around the Department of Justice, that two hundred and ten day is not in there. But either way, in a normal course of business, he could say for about the in acting section I could say for about two hundred Not really sure why Trump wants Lee Zeldon. Um Lee Zelden
was a JAG officer in the military during his career, but has never actually worked in traditional prosecution and law enforcement. So he would have very little experience for the job. Cool. Um so I'm not sure he would be there's not anything. Unlike the deep well of experience he has uh with the environment. Well well he's hated it for a long time. So Yeah. Okay. Um so not really clear it's not really clear what Trump wants there. It's in all the stories that he has mentioned, Lee Zeldon.
None of the stories say why he's mentioned Lee Zeldon. I'm sure Trump doesn't fully understand. I'm sure it's how he looks. Yeah. Or he probably did like one good thing that's stuck in Trump's adult. And that good thing is an interview on Fox News. Um Mike Lee, I think that is directly related to Republican centers wanting to spend less time with Mike Lee.
That's funny. It's a it's a joke I saw from a lot of it from earlier YouTube, but the same reason all the Republican centers keep wanting to put Ted Cruz on the Supreme Court. I mean I well the Mikely thing is funny because I just read a story, I don't know, a couple of weeks ago that
uh Republican colleagues in the Senate are like pissed at Mike Lee because he's fucking crazy. These two things are exactly related. Because you know what that you do when you're in the Senate? You have to have lunch with your colleagues every single week.
Yeah, so definitely definitely promote that person to a position of uh near absolute power uh as as Trump's attorney general. That's responsible. You know what? It's gonna be a it's gonna be a bad person under all scenarios. You might as well stop having lunch with Michael H. I mean i in terms of the confirmation fight, like you got Tillis
who uh you know, he's got a very powerful position in this. He's already said, um, what is he blocking because of the Powell and Jerome Powell investigation? The the new Fed chair? The new Fed yeah. Oh, there's a new Fed chair. That's what it is. Yeah. And uh I think he could stand in the way of this. There's You know, if it's a real crazy person, does Susan Collins want to vote for the crazy person?
The person who replaces Pam Bondi's gonna get the job the s the same way Pam Bondi got it, which is being somewhat other than the purpose before them'cause never Pan only reason Pam Bondi got confirmed easily is because she's not Matt Gates. Yeah. And so Mark Wayne means he's had a a long line of attorney generals attorneys general he's been uh un unhappy with you got your Bill Bars, your uh
Jeff Sessions. Jeff Sessions. Oh my gosh. I forgot that was that was the original. Yeah, Jeff Sessions to that interim guy to uh do you think it's the it's something that all these people have in common? Or is it you? It's it's look, it's bad luck, you know? It happens.
Well that's the thing is like n I don't Lee Zeldon's not gonna be able to get the Justice Department to prosecute the people that he wanted Pam Bandi to prosecute that she hasn't been able to prosecute yet. Yeah, it do all of this stuff is interesting, but not that significant. Yeah. Like like who is it this we talk about this with Chrissy Noam and Mark Wayne Mull.
It's probably true that Mark Wayne Mullen is not having an affair with Cory Lunudowski. So that's not gonna be an issue in this situation. But other than that, it's still the same policies. But if it's if that's what it took to get the job, he would.
¶ Tulsi Gabbard and "Fake" DNI Role
Allegedly. Allegedly. It's just my opinion. There was a story this morning in The Guardian that um Trump might be looking uh to fire Tulsi Gabbard neck. Since we talked about discussing this one, advisors close to Trump told Jennifer Jacobs at C B S uh that uh originally he had that Trump had the idea of moving Bondy. But now Trump said he wants
Tulsi Gabbard to stay in that position and then I think the White House through Stephen Chung just put out a statement that was like, It's all it's a lie. Of course we want to keep Tulsi Gabbard. Well, if Stephen Chung said. But it was more it was not like the um The lukewarm Pam Bondi statement from yesterday that like she is good. She did a good job. This one this one was more a little punchy. Yeah. I
I n confident that neither Trump nor anyone around him likes Tulsi Gabbard. I just think the job is fake. It's it's a job created after nine eleven. it doesn't I don't think it really has to matter that much in this situation. So if you just want to ignore the D and I, as he has done, like she doesn't go to anything, he doesn't meet with her, he doesn't talk to her. We went to war without speaking to her. Um he invaded Venezuela while she was on a beach.
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¶ Trump at Supreme Court: Birthright Citizenship
So Trump's reverence for uh for the law and the legal system was on full display this week when he gave himself a literal front row seat to the Supreme Court hearing on his executive order to end birthright citizenship. The first president ever to attend a session of the High Court.
Presumably to intimidate the justices he recently accused of treason. Not sure it worked. Here are some of the conservative justices peppering Trump's solicitor general with pretty skeptical questions during oral argument. Do you think Native Americans today are birthright citizens? Under your test and under your friend's test? We're we're in a new world now, as Justalita pointed out to where we're eight billion people are one plain ride away from having a a child who's a U.S. citizen.
Well, it's a new world. It's the same constitution. Burn. Take that. That's the close thing you get to a real burn from John Roberts. Were you surprised by anything in the uh oral arguments? I was surprised that Trump went. Yeah, let's start there. Let's start there. Like think about what a fucking bozo though. Well, this is my th like I saw that and he was like, this is the worst thing. But I'm like, you know what? Go for it, man. You think these fuckers who have lifetime appointments
are uh gonna be intimidated by the thirty five percent approval pres lame duck second term president. It probably ha just go let's go through the decision making process here, which is we're at war. Gas prices are high. People are really mad about the economy. And when you decide that your high profile public appearance that day should be to attend a Supreme Court hearing on birthright citizenship that almost every legal expert in the world says you're going to lose.
You know what I love about it? is just so Chrissy it could work? No. It's that I bet anything that the person who convinced him to do this was Stephen Miller. And I bet when he walked out of that courtroom, Donald Trump He probably said to himself, or maybe said it out loud to Stephen Miller, What the fuck did you make me do that for? Because there's no way Donald Trump left thinking that what he did was that was a good idea.
Well, he left in the middle, so'cause he's p because he probably listened first of all, he probably couldn't understand a lot of the words they were saying. But um he was probably I I bet he could tell it wasn't going well. Yeah, even he could probably figure that out. And then um So that's the political communications aspect of the decision. Let's talk about the legal aspect of the decision to do.
¶ Court Influence and Unworkable Order
Do you remember when the fate of the Affordable Care Act hung in the hands of Justice Anthony Kennedy? Mm. And Barack Obama used to make a joke all the time how he was gonna mow his lawn, wash his car. And then someone, I don't think they heard directly from Kennedy, but they sort of knew Kennedy s told Obama to stop making that joke because that like
being seen as if you were trying to he made that joke in public? All the time, yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. And so uh or at least in enough places like not just in the office. He was making it events and so enough that it would get back to Kennedy. And so this person who was close to Kennedy told Obama That's a bad idea because if it looks like you're trying to unduly influence the court, it's probably going to push them in the opposite direction. So we stopped making that joke.
And that is like a tiny little bit humorous bit of putting your thumb on the scale. Here you have Trump sitting in the front row trying to stare them down like when you know, in the in a wire reference, like when Avon Barksdale would go to the the hearings and just like look at the witnesses.
Like same thing. And that's obviously not gonna work. It looks it makes the the justices look ridiculous. And so if you're sitting on the fence of your justice, so like, am I really gonna go down this pretty ridiculous path? And now it's gonna look not only like I don't understand the law, it looked like I did Trump's bidding'cause he was there.
Not gonna work. Not gonna work. Uh yeah, it doesn't seem like uh it's gonna go well for them. You know, uh I think the justices also a especially some of the conservative justices also ask
um the ACLU's lawyer some like tough questions as well. But you didn't have to listen to much of it or even be a a legal expert to to know that it was it was going badly, just because like the unworkability of what they're asking for here, right? Like At one point they're like, Okay, well you say that the executive order is prospective. So that anyone born from here on out now, there's no birthright relationship. But like how do you make that work?
for all the people before. Like what what are you so now everyone is just gonna have to go prove their citizenship and prove that they were born before like what is what this is it is the most unworkable, crazy fucking executive order. And I just can't I mean, I I'm sure you'll get like Alito or Thomas or whatever, but I don't know, or maybe some partial victory from from the dissenting judges, I guess. But like I don't know how anyone looks at that and thinks.
That like you know, you can just overturn the fourteenth Amendment. And not for nothing. It's been a while since I've seen polling on this, but when Trump first proposed this last year, it was a Seventy five, eighty percent. Opposition to the idea.
I mean as as Roberts asked, he's like, so the cases that you're talking about, which is like birth tourism or uh, you know, what happens if there's an invading army and s an a ch a child born from a member of the invading army, is they are they essentially he's like It strikes me as some quirky examples.
¶ Ballroom Battle and Judicial Anger
It's like, yeah, no, I think that's probably right. So Trump sent out his his usual bitchy truth about the court uh right after he left, but he reserved his angriest reaction for another court um when a judge appointed by George W. Bush ruled later in the day that Trump can't start construction.
on his White House ballroom, his pride and joy, the only thing he cares about, unless Congress approves it first. The judge said, quote, No statute comes close to giving the president the authority he claims to have. You could just say that about anything the Trump presidency. How badly do you want to see Republicans in Congress take that vote? I would love
Just love to see them vote on it. They would flee town to avoid it. Put it in the supplemental. Put it in the the two hundred billion for Iran. when you're cutting healthcare, just throw it in that one. I mean these fucking Yahoos who clearly want to be in the minority so bad probably would propose cutting ACA funding to pay for the ballroom.
I didn't think that the ball like I didn't think that anyone would stop him on the ballroom, but like I don't know. It's I I was looking, I'm like, okay, maybe this could be a pr I th I assume he would this is one court order that he might just ignore. I mean he already knocked down the East Wing. It's a little bit like putting the toothpaste back on the tube. Yeah, we can maybe respond a little faster here.
Courts. Yeah, it's like I'm not really sure what the remedy is here, just we have to leave a hole in the ground. What is the remedy? Yeah. Or I guess but then maybe the remedy is that Congress would have to approve something. They would have to come to some kind of agreement on what they could build in that in that space, besides the fucking eyesore of a uh of a
uh monstrosity that uh that we saw in the New York Times uh last week. Yeah, I don't I don't know. It's it but just leaving the hole there for a while will be fun. Yeah, that'll be good. Uh and by the way, I'm I'm now on board with the the next Democratic president bulldozing the whole thing. Oh no, that's no no. I decided after we've seen that after seeing what it looks like in the in the times.
And like the stairs to nowhere and the windows that aren't windows and like the fact that it's like three times as big as the actual White House residence. This isn't like, oh Trump did it, but it's a ballroom and it's a good space and whatever else and it looks fine. Like let's leave it. Who who who cares? This is like what? Come on, it's the White House. You're gonna just build like a a a another White House three times as big?
tacked on to the side, except it's like super tacky because it's from Donald Trump. I don't I don't know. Not top of my agenda. Are you gonna make it a litmus test for primary candidates? Yeah, it's like APAC. Yeah, yes. You're gonna you gotta demolish the ballroom. First and foremost. Oh we can do a crooked questionnaire. That's perfect. That's perfect. Eliminate the filibuster, demolish the ballroom.
¶ Executive Order on Mail-In Voting
Uh so Trump's other passion project as of late is uh making it harder for Americans to vote. Uh and now that the Save Act isn't passing Congress anytime soon, uh he did what we all expected and he just signed an executive order version of the law, which isn't how this works. But nevertheless, uh the EO directs the Department of Homeland Security to create a list of eligible voters.
using social security data and send each state their list before every federal election, it then directs the Postal Service to send mail in or absentee ballots only to the names on that list States that don't comply would lose federal funding. The Constitution explicitly gives states the power to run their own elections. But at the signing ceremony, uh Trump seemed pretty confident about this move. Take a listen.
I don't know how it can be challenged. I'll f probably challenge it and you may say to find a rogue judge. You got a lot of rogue judges. Very bad, bad people, very bad judges. But that's the only way that can be changed and hopefully well we don't appeal if it is, but I don't I don't see how anybody can challenge it. I don't see how they can challenge it.
So Oregon and Arizona uh immediately said they'd be doing the challenges happened right away, as well a bunch of other groups, Democratic Party, so everyone's challenging it. Earlier this year Trump said Republicans should uh nationalize and take over elections. What do you think about this? Like I this did not strike fear, uh, into my heart like maybe it should have, but I was just like, this is gonna be immediately rejected.
Yeah, this doesn't strike fear in my heart as well, it seems pretty clearly in line with all the other things the courts have thrown out that Trump has wanted to do. And my general fear about election interference from Trump is not grand gestures from the White House like nationalized elections, canceling elections, banning mail ballots via executive fiat. It's smaller scale
use of ice or uh to intimidate voters, having ice do patrols in certain precincts. Like you c if the Texas Senate race is close, you can see ICE all of a sudden showing up in the Latino precincts of Houston or San Antonio or in the Rio Grande Valley counties. and all of the above, you know, and worry about I'm worried about them seizing the machines.
Yeah, I think. On the back end. Um but I'm worried about most of the back end stuff. Yeah. And the and the other the thing that I worry about a lot is and this usually have to be a very narrow, narrow house majority for it to matter, would be the failure to seat um a member of Congress over like this is to the extent that this stuff matters, it's all the claims of fraud leads to
an environment where they can, you know, say that they'll th th in this close race there's enough clouds that we, the Republican majority, won't see the one individual who would give Democrats the majority. Yeah. But that's a very uh black swan event to get to the one seat holding us from a majority. Yeah. I feel like this will be this will be struck down in short order.
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¶ DHS Shutdown Resolution
Quick update on what appears to be a fittingly stupid end to the partial shutdown of Department of Homeland Security that's caused chaos at airport security lines. Last time we checked in, House Republicans had just rejected the Senate's plan, which passed by unanimous consent, to fund all of DHS except immigration enforcement. Then Congress left town for a two-week recess.
And then they were followed around everywhere they went by TMZ. Uh now, just a few days later, House Republican leaders apparently decided to cave. Oh notice I said of House Republican leaders apparently decided to cave, saying that they'll go along with the Senate's partial funding plan and then try to fund ICE.
and customs and border patrol with a budget reconciliation bill, which only needs Republican votes, which was of course the Senate's plan all along. Only problem is that Congress is still in recess until April fourteenth. So Trump announced on Thursday that he would, quote, soon sign an order to pay all of the incredible employees, the Department of Homeland Security, and not just TSA. Although right before we were recording I heard that um
Mike Johnson on a call with his caucus, he's just facing an uproar. Hardliners, moderates, everyone else everyone's just pissed because uh Mike Johnson called it a crap sandwich. Um before just last week and now he's saying I don't know what else we can do. Sometimes you have to eat the crap sandwich. That's part of being in Congress. Yeah. That is true. Do you think that like how did they fuck this up so badly?
¶ Johnson's Leadership and Democratic Victory
Mike Johnson's the one person in America who could like make Kevin McCarthy look like a competent legislator. I mean he's just he's Mike Johnson is both dumb and weak. Yeah. Like w it's all it's worth remembering, he's an accidental speaker. He wasn't even particularly high up in leadership or had any real role. He just happened to be a guy so inoffensive that you could get an exhausted
majority to vote for him. Yeah. And so you end up with lowest common common denominator leadership. And so he listened to the far right. rejected this thing, had no plan for what came next. It was obviously the only way to solve this problem was to do what the Senate did. Yeah. And instead he decided, you know what?
I know the Democrats are the ones who shut down the problem of health and security. I know that there are lines everywhere. People are really pissed about it. I am gonna take full ownership of this and then go on research. I'm wondering now if he can put down the rebellion. that he's f or or or just like quiet the anger right now because like again I don't know how else they would fund DHS.
If they don't go along with the thing, they're gonna have to do it. They went through all the iterations and And if they don't do it. It just they're not I mean I think the reason why they that it Johnson caved is like they tried to blame this on the Democrats and were like
Senate Republicans who who went along with this plan, I think they're having regrets now. I think they're having second thoughts. But like there's no way to pin this on the Democrats. Yeah. So they're they would just own the shutdown. Yeah. I do think like the the Democrats won the shutdown, right?
Yes. I think it's fair to say Democrats won the political battle over the shutdown. Yeah. They what they said from the beginning was fun one, we're not going to fund ICE unless unless you do reforms. We will, however, fund the rest of DHS. And do that, do that probably say no, we won't do that, we won't do that, we won't do that. Democrats won that battle. The thing that they have not won are reforms to ICE. Right. Right. So like politically it's one. It's not surprising because like you can't
The only way you can reform ICE is if you have the votes to reform ICE and we don't have a majority in either house. So all we can do is say, if you don't make our reforms, then we're not going to vote to fund it. And which is what we did. And what matters in the end here is that we win the majority and therefore have a ton of leverage because a bill can't leave the house without a a speaker of Keem Jeffries.
Allowing it to come to the floor. Yes. And if we win the house, this is a completely different dynamic, even if it's over the same general issue. Yeah. And I do think it just it goes to s to show both Trump and the Republicans' weakness. Just imagine this scenario a year ago. Yeah. Seven months or whatever it is before the election, the Democrats shut down the Department of Homeland Security. Probably because probably because I was.
And and I would've been for it, you know, and you would have been like you're an idiot. Yeah. Well then it was would have been true, yes. But but to defund to not defund, but uh Like they shut down Department of Homeland Security over ICE funding, would have thought that that was the Democrats doing the dumbest thing possible, and they end up with the political high ground here. It says a lot about just how the policy.
¶ Kristi Noem's Husband Scandal
All right, two final very important items to discuss. Uh the first is a huge update um that I'll just let you hear about from uh trusted newsman. Brett Bear. Christy Nome is asking for privacy and prayers tonight. She's said to be devastated by a report alleging her husband has been what is being called a cross dressing double life.
Senior National Correspondent Rich Edson has details tonight. Good evening, Rich. Good evening, Brent. Daily Mail alleges it obtained hundreds of messages between Brian Gnome and three women involved in a site where men cross-dressed. The mail posted several of these photos and writes: Brian Gnome allegedly sent women in the community$25,000 in virtual payments.
Publication says Brian Gnome did not deny the explicit conversations, but says he never put national security at risk. All kinds of stories today. I had not watched that clip. I saved it for this and fuck that was good. All kinds of stories today. Absolutely.
So, uh since the release of the Daily Mails reporting on Tuesday, um at least one performer specializing in Quote Sissy Sub and Bimbo Facation uh has publicly come forward to claim she was paid five thousand dollars by Bri Brian Brian's Brian, but it's B R Y O N.
I I heard Tim Tim Miller calling him Bryon the whole time and now I can't get out of my head. Um, over the last two years, telling the Daily Beast quote, There is no way in hell that Christino didn't know, per The Daily Beast, uh Brian Gnome uh wanted the performer specifically to quote, instruct him to bend over Arch's back, spank himself, uh you guys didn't need to put all this in and show off what she describes as the largest prosthetic breast.
Okay. A lot of different ways we could take this. Um I I've I've told you before I would not king shame you for bimbofication because I know this is a thing for you. Oh a a word I learned from you this morning. I d you didn't know what it was before, right? No. I didn't even I I'd I had no way I read this where I was like, What is this? I don't belie is this a thing? I didn't I hadn't I knew that there was a cross dressing scandal with Brian gnome. Mm-hmm. Via Some text I got.
'Cause I was not really reading the news. Just not like not not before the story, though. No, no, no, no, no. In the Are you the source? In the in the last forty eight hours or whatever it was. But I did not read any of them. Oh yeah. And then just when I looked at the outline for this morning it just had a subject line that said bimbufication and I I was like I didn't know it was the same thing. So I'm learning of I learned about it in real time.
I will say my take on this is you're the spouse of a Homeland Security Secretary and uh you're getting into stuff that if it's public can embarrass you, your spouse black opportunity for blackmail. Blackmail. Even if it's e just emb like public embarrassment, like you're y you just you you can't be doing that stuff, you know? But aside from that, you know
She's the one who she's the one who put him in this horrible position. She's been clearly cheating on him, allegedly. Yes. And we're almost having to drop allegedly at this point. Uh but she like for just openly, the whole like country knows. For years. For years.
She was asked about it at a at a hearing where he was sitting right behind her. So he's dealing with that and now he's dealing with this. So you get you f you feel a little bit for for Brian. Yeah. Um but not so much Christine Own because like she I want her to be more embarrassed. Yeah, what about Thoughts and Prayers? She's the one who, like, you know, sent people to a fucking torture chamber in El Salvador and then fucking posed for a picture in front of it.
Yeah, I have some questions about the vetting process at the White House and the FBI and the Senate. Yeah, I was gonna say that. I think F the Trump would not let the FBI do background checks on his nominees because he thought that they were To anti insurrection. I'm not sure entirely sure. Wow. I I Trump was asked about it too, which is
I want I I I would love to hear someone explaining bimbofication to Trump. So if you're that mole who's posting the live streams, can we get one of those? I would like yeah. He was asked briefly about it and he was just like it it is interesting how The like Christine Ohman and everything, like I'm I'm asking for prayers and privacy at this time. Why yeah, like why it's very um
Like, why not all of them just be like, No, we're not responding to the story, like get away, nothing and just like that leave it at that. This is her chance to bring her Corey Lewandowski alleged relationship to the forefront. Maybe it was Lewandowski that that that pushed this whole thing around. Allegedly. Theoretically. We don't know. That's why I said maybe. Maybe. Anyway, we'll just leave that there. Yeah. Poor Brian. Um finally uh So you may have seen the viral videos of Kid Rock.
¶ Kid Rock's Helicopter Incident
Saluting and clapping on the pool deck of his mansion outside Nashville as two Apache Helic attack helicopters hovered just overhead. Apparently attempting some kind of counter programming to the No Kings march happening nearby, um, those helicopters appeared to be from Fort Campbell, an army base over the border in Kentucky, and the Army immediately said it would look into it, later announcing that the two crews had been suspended. As the investigation continued, Kid Rock
Told local reporters, I think they're gonna be all right. My buddy's the commander in chief, of course. Uh, sure enough, Trump got a question about it in the Oval Office, said he'd take a look because they like Kid Rock. I like Kid Rock. Maybe they were trying to defend him at his mansion in Nashville.
A couple hours later, Pete Heggseth posted, Thank you, Kid Rock. U.S. Army pilot suspension lifted. No punishment, no investigation. Carry on, Patriots with an American flag emoji. What a fucking asshole. Such a goober. I dunno. What do you think of this story? I I like it did not register as a big deal to me until
Reed wanted us to cover it and then I started reading about it. I'm like, yeah, this is really fucked up and crazy. And the fact that it barely registers, including with me, someone who talks about the news all the time, just goes to show like how down the rabbit hole we are. I would just say as a piece of advice to Kid Rock, those helicopter pilots all on the right, that it if perhaps your response to a rally that suggests that Trump wants to be a king and dictator.
should not be a show of military force. Yeah. Also, what kind of goobers were like we gotta find Kid Rock? I think his mansion's up here. Let's like fly by and maybe maybe he'll wave. Is that what the think is that it was like uh
They just they were just hoping. Like it was like a Hollywood star tour? He was on the pool he was on the pool deck they just thought it was hoping he was on the pool deck. Yeah, like what if he wasn't there? But did he know that did he know they were coming? That's what I don't know. I'd love to know.
We're not going to be able to do that. You think this is a good one? You know what? Gonna f send someone to South Dakota. We're gonna send someone to Nashville. I did on this South Dakota thing did see uh there was like a clip of the reason podcast, I think, like s expressing um libertarians expressing some sympathy for
Byron gnome on this. And then Dave Weigel quote tweeted and said, It was right sympathy that helped fuel Hillary Clinton's run for Senate in two thousand. There is an acting governor of South Dakota. Right now, Larry Roden. So Oh they could not oh wow it's yeah, it's'cause it's uh replaced Gnome when Gnome So maybe Byron can get his sweet revenge. By running for governor. You know what? I hope he like has another uh another a turn of the wheel as like a MAGA influencer with some
So you know, or or or maybe not. It would be nice if you know he like came over to the good side. But you know, I like I I hope that I hope that Byron found something. I hope he can live live his life. The thoughts and prayers for Byron. I I heard some people say this like, Oh yeah, you can't feel too bad for him because he was uh stayed married to Christine Ohm as she went on this reign of terror as uh as the as the ice queen.
Um and never said anything, uh as as people's rights were being trampled. So there is that with Yeah, yeah. But you know he did show up at the hearing to s to support his wife. Well so I was you know, I was gonna say sitting in the cuck chair, I feel bad. The guy's just
Yes. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. We're done. Kid Rock, bad. Byron. Yeah. Okay. That's our show for today. Love will be back in the feed on Sunday with a conversation with Senator Corey Booker. You think he's gonna ask Senator Booker about Bimbification? Given the uh volume of laughter happening outside the studio as we were recording, perhaps he did perhaps it was raised. Yes. Well, tune in Sunday to find out. Uh have a good weekend everyone. Bye everyone.
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