Pool Full O' Spaghetti: Jungle Cruise

What could this title mean? Do the Plussers/Cucksters reenact that scene from Patch Adams where that old lady's dying wish is to enter a pool full of noodles, a wish which the titular Patch later fulfills? Or is it just a couple of seasoned journalists watching 2021's Jungle Cruise in a kiddie pool in one Deefy 2600's driveway, one of whom chooses spaghetti as his maritime snack? Can Disney turn a theme park ride from 1955 into a passable movie? And will Robin Williams factor into future episodes sooner than you might think? Much like DwayneTheRockJohnson, we will be your tour guides on this exotic journey to discover the mysteries of what's inside of Emily Blount's blouse.  What's your dying wish? Watch out Dwayne! Thar be meatballs ahead!