Mazel tov! It's a boy and what a boy indeed! Three proud dads are now given the momentous task of raising Franklin Richards, a boy who can do anything, be anything and change everything. Zammit immediatley gives everyone an unnecessary lore dump before they all wish they had one of those GTA V playing Nightcrawler babies instead, Duscher keeps panicking about puberty and Jackson just wants li'l Frankie to live his best life. So crack open a refreshing can of titty milk and join us in our chaotic...
Apr 16, 2023•44 min•Ep. 486
Mamma Mia! The Boys broke into the Mushroom Kingdom and got their hands on some of those delicious Mario power-ups, now how will they use them for personal gain or financial profit? Zammit goes invincible to be a crash test dummy and entirely misses the point of ca rash test dummy, Jackson has pervert adventures and JD gets big to go after those high and mighty fire fighters. Join us as we eat those mushrooms and hope they tastes like spaghetti. We’re not saving a Princess because we’re too busy...
Apr 09, 2023•45 min
To celebrate the success of Netflix’s hit series Wednesday , the boys imagine life as everyone’s favourite handservant Thing T. Thing! The live-action coming-of-age comedy series Wednesday sees everyone’s favourite maiden of the macabre attempt to master her emerging psychic ability, thwart a monstrous killing spree that has terrorised the local town, and solve the supernatural mystery that embroiled her parents 25 years ago - all while navigating her new and very tangled relationships of the st...
Apr 02, 2023•44 min
We all know Bugs Bunny. A anthropomorphic grey hare famous for his relaxed and passive personality. A mischievous trickster, chewing on his signature carrot while sprouting his famous catchphrase "Eh, what's up, doc?”. Since his official debut in the 1940s Bugs has appeared in various short films, feature films, compilations, television series, music records, comic books, video games, award shows, amusement park rides, and commercials. When TV Guide compiled a list of the fifty greatest cartoon ...
Mar 26, 2023•33 min
Life as a superhero is often taxing, the hours are long and it sure can be lonely. Plus there’s only so much a single costumed vigilante can do! You can’t join a team because you’re a lone wolf and that would ruin your reputation. Having a partner doesn’t feel right to you as that implies the power dynamic is equal. If only there was some kind of solution where you, a fully grown man, could have a student-teacher relationship with some kind of youth so your authority is respected but you don’t h...
Mar 19, 2023•57 min
We’re joined by special guest Mia Moore to talk about the worst day to be Groundhog’d Day’d into! Zammit doesn’t understand travel time and runs into a lot of hurdles trying to ruin history, JD has a goal of becoming the news with his brand new “carton of cigarette challenge”, Mia doesn’t want to disappoint her 8 year old son on the day they go see Shrek 3 and Jackson just wants to be inside his mother. Listen to this one on repeat to really simulate being stuck in a time-loop and while you’re c...
Mar 12, 2023•56 min
Hot blood bad, be lizard! Want rock? Want warm rock? Warm rock good! Lizard thoughts best thoughts. Better than horse thoughts. Human bad. Smooth and disgusting. Be lizard, it easy. Want fly, want warm, I remember my life as a man with all the beauty and heartache that goes with understanding this world but now I’m stuck in this lizard body with no way of expressing the feelings of dread and longing that makes up my existence, go to rock, close to warm. It good. Warm good. Have lizard wife. She ...
Mar 05, 2023•59 min
Oh no! Didn’t you hear? That mushroom that wrecks ant lives is now wrecking ours! Throw that sloppy burger on the ground, pick through it for only the meat bits (and maybe some lettuce) while we try and figure how long we’d last in this clicker infested wasteland that is the Last of Us. Jackson wants to entertain the people with a five step plan that involves finding a dead clown, Zammit also wants to entertain the people but without a dead clown and more ego and JD joins the fireflies just for ...
Feb 26, 2023•51 min
It’s time to lawyer up as the boys put on their cheapest suits and form the shoddiest of arguments to defend some of the worst criminals known to man. Zammit asks the court if Smurfs are basically chickens and just how wrong eating said chickens is, JD queries if doing nothing is a crime even though the crime his clients are accused of is doing nothing and Jackson brings forth the wild allegation that if the Big Wheel was not named Jackson Wheel he would never have made a Big Wheel to terrorize ...
Feb 19, 2023•1 hr 2 min
We all know Tarzan being raised by ape was inevitable, but what if different ape?? Confused by the theory of evolution, the boys become wary of making apes too clever and get scared by what comes next. Zammit puts forward Bigfoot with their skills of hide and seek, Jackson suggests the Wifeless Wonder himself, Gorilla Grodd and his need for a human to be the face of his criminal empire while JD looks at the coconut throwing jewel thief that is Dunston from Dunston Checks In and how that oranguta...
Feb 12, 2023•56 min
Oh no! The boys have some terrible news and need to make money quick to avoid the dreaded Stage 5: Heaven! An honest living is out of the question so hold up and let them crook, the boys are about to break bad. Jackson’s inability to swallow a pill once more ruins his life, Zammit decides to embezzle from a podcast company (like in real) and Duscher makes the perfect Kickstarter. Full of impeccable impressions, pickmans and Tax Goodmans, this episode really asks the important question if we’ve h...
Feb 05, 2023•54 min
If you can’t trust a little boy with the powers of Shazam, who can you trust?! In reality the powers of Seus, Heus, Aeus, Zeus, Aues (again) and Meus was given to the sad, lonely and despicable Billy Batson by a misguided and potentially evil Wizard but fear not! Because we’re here to finally right this wrong. We go over several pathways like giving Shazam a carer to giving the most pure of heart (a dog) godlike powers to varying degrees of success to finally turning inwards and giving ourselves...
Jan 29, 2023•49 min
Remember to slip on your comfortable jeans, slop up a big heaping bowl of spaghetti, slap down for sale sign to encourage potential wealthy investors, seek out the best antique forgers known to man and slide on down to the beach that makes you old as we try and nut out what to do with such a unique and naturally occurring phenomena. The boys keep sending good money after bad to make it good as they each put forward their own harebrained scheme to exploit the beach that makes things old. Jackson ...
Jan 22, 2023•48 min
Our pockets are stuffed with quarters and we’ve got a gaming itch to scratch! Forget Timezone, let’s all head down to the arcade that kills you, put on the oculus rift that explodes our head and fire up Star Wars Episode I: Racer to finally experience podracing as it was truly meant to be played. The boys fight over the one brain cell that isn’t even there as they try to figure out how they’d die like a Mario, wonder what happens to a brain when it’s bit by many rattlesnakes and predict one of t...
Jan 15, 2023•48 min
Be it cosmic ray, genie’s wish or just a thing that happens, the boys have somehow gotten all the powers of Superman and now have to answer if great power does in fact come with great responsibility. Jackson immediately wanders off to commit brain surgery while the Joels try and see what they can do for NASA. We all try different ways to take Zammit’s wife for a nice holiday to Hawaii, realize our cats wouldn’t understand Italy and maybe the best way to deal with all these powers is to become a ...
Jan 08, 2023•1 hr 12 min
We're starting the new year strong by stepping into Gregor Samsa's vermin like shoes and asking if we'd survive the metamorphosis experience when we wake up as bug. Collectively one third of this handsome trio has read exactly one half (later revealed to be one third) of Franz Kafka's book but that doesn't stop us as we all have whatever the opposite of an existential crisis is. An existential catharsis? Either way JD immediately goes bug world, Jackson just wants to catch the night bus to the b...
Jan 01, 2023•47 min
The boys do their best by trying to walk in the footsteps of their hero, Jake Sully. Things go wrong straight off the bat when they're tasked to read the manual but don't worry, Jake didn't do that either! Jake, however, didn't get consumed by Eywa, form a life bond with his good friend or try to double team a panther with his new husband. We, however, do. This the fourth and final episode of Plumbatar, a Plumbing the Death Star miniseries to celebrate the release of Avatar: Way of Water. What b...
Dec 25, 2022•58 min
This week on Plumbatar, the boys ask the burning questions we've all been dying to know since we all got wet Pandora depression after seeing Avatar: The Way of Water. The boys take a herb to see Hurb, slurp down whale cream to extend their life (it's their brain!) and try to figure out what has ruined Earth. The current leading theory is hünk-jobs leading to societal collapse and/or Godzillas. This the third episode of Plumbatar, a Plumbing the Death Star miniseries to celebrate the release of A...
Dec 18, 2022•1 hr 17 min
This week on Plumbatar, the boys ask the burning question we've all been dying to know: Is the Avatar Program the ideal use for an Avatar? Tune in for a wild and unhinged episode of Plumbing as the boys lose their minds and go off on many terrible tangents. They'll discuss how they could buy Buckingham Palace for the cost of two Avatars, the sexiness of the Na'vi, and whether James Cameron was just trying to give us all a nipple boner. It's a wild ride, so buckle up and join the fun on Plumbatar...
Dec 11, 2022•55 min
It's December and the most exciting time of the year is almost upon us! That’s right Avatar: Way of Water is out on 15 December and to celebrate the Plumbing Boys have decided to bring you a 4 part special: Plumbatar. What better way to spend December than with ya boys as we all get collectively depressed that we can't be on the magical world of Pandora and being wet Na'vi. We See you. Buy our terrible merch here and check out the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts at apple.co/badbrainboys . Hoste...
Dec 04, 2022•1 hr 8 min
In this weeks episode of Plumbing the Death Star the boys get Biblical by attempting to weasel their way on to Noah’s Ark. The Joel’s abandoned Jackson pretty much straight away to make their way on to the big boat. Their plan; kill a unicorn, become a unicorn (panto style). Zammit’s 150 days as the front end of a horse, ruin his brain forever. Jackson decides his best course of action is to build (and by build we mean steal) a second ark and get one of every animal in the hopes on making the wo...
Nov 27, 2022•45 min
This week on Plumbing the Death Star the boys found ET and are wondering what now? Instead of Elliot finding ET, the Plumbing triplets did and for some unknown reason assume he is a French Kid with no knees. Their plan is a simple one, lure ET out of the woods with french sandwiches (prepared very wrong), a can of Pepsi and frankfurters. But then what? Listen now to hear how Zammit, Jackson and Duscher deal with being responsible for an extra terrestrial. It goes about as well as you think it wi...
Nov 20, 2022•45 min
In this weeks Plumbing the Death Star your 3 favourite dumb boys bring you one of their patented good episodes where they try and sell Pym Particles in various different markets. From food service to the entertainment industry and everything in between. Jackson thinks the best use is making regular size hotdogs from tiny hotdogs essentially increasing the price by something like 500%, Zammit suggests making small men tall and Duscher reluctantly helps those c***s that go into the wilderness. The...
Nov 13, 2022•49 min
Join Joel, Joel and Jackson for another flawless Plumbing the Death Star as they attempt to answer a question no one was asking, namely what would be the hardest fictional company to run? Jackson, not only runs a company into the ground but also destroys multiple planets along the way when he become the CEO of The Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Zammit gets involved with the wrong crowd when we take over Los Pollos Hermanos and unintentionally taking over the distribution of meth from Gus Fring. Now...
Nov 06, 2022•1 hr
Join Joel "Hell" Duscher, Jackson "Balyinsten’s Monster" Baly and Joel "Spooky Joel" Zammit for a special Halloween episode of Plumbing the Death Star were they discuss which ghost is the worst to be haunted by. Joel "Hell" Duscher thinks Casper the Friendly Ghost would be a nightmare to live with because he is too happy. It would be like babysitting a cousin you don’t like. Jackson "Balyinsten’s Monster" Baly says a dreaded name too many times and summons Beetlejuice (and Alec Baldwin and Geena...
Oct 30, 2022•46 min
This week on plumbing the boys have are joined by Dave Warneke and Matt Stewart (from Do Go On ) who have convinced them to change tactics and bless that small village (while also letting us all know you should head to dogoonpod.com/live-shows/ to check out their upcoming live shows!)! Zammit want to help everyone get more done in a day and so blesses everyone with another them so they can get shit done (multiple man style). Jackson decides the best course of action is essential to make everyone...
Oct 23, 2022•1 hr 8 min
This week on Plumbing the Death Star your 3 least favourite boys talk about how they would kill The Seven, from Amazon Prime’s The Boys and it turns out they are (mostly) surprisingly easy to get. Zammit, Jackson and Duscher use every trick in the book including but not limited to: drowning, pills that cause appendicitis, poisonous octopus lips, withholding a heart transplant and just a van. Listen to the Bad Brain Boys accomplish what Billy Butcher and his Boys have failed to do in 3 seasons. B...
Oct 16, 2022•55 min
This week the Bad Brain Boys are joined by the always glamorous Zoe Bee from Sanspants Radio’s newest show, Being Hot is Hard. Being Hot is Hard Is a show where three regular human women with flaws, with acne, with stretchmarks. Each week they guide you through all the insane trials, TikTok trends and tribulations they have personally endured in their HOTNESS JOURNEY. Whether it's putting baking ingredients in their hair, or burning skin off with mystery acid - they'll be coming at you with resu...
Oct 09, 2022•1 hr
This week your three favourite dumb boys are joined by the ever effervescent Cass Paige from Sanspants Radio’s newest show, Being Hot is Hard. Being Hot is Hard Is a show where three regular human women with flaws, with acne, with stretchmarks. Each week they guide you through all the insane trials, tiktok trends and tribulations they have personally endured in their HOTNESS JOURNEY. Whether it's putting baking ingredients in their hair, or burning skin off with mystery acid - they'll be coming ...
Oct 02, 2022•1 hr 3 min
This week on Plumbing the Death Star join Joel, Jackson and Joel as they try to figure out if they could handle the pressures put on them by their father after he took them to see the Black Parade ala Welcome to the Black Parade?. The episode takes twists and turns (none of which actually answer the question) though pop culture, from a rousing speech for a young Batman from prophetic Thomas Wayne to Jor-El rediscovering the joys of making love to his wife to the disgust of the scientific communi...
Sep 25, 2022•1 hr
