A Big Brother UK podcast. Three BBUK fans dive back into every episode of the TV phenomenon from the very start. Watch along with us and join us on our journey back to the new millennium! Follow us on Instagram @please.do.not.swear
We're getting whiplash and need a lend of Lesley's neckbrace from all the madness this week. Makosi's making moves while everyone's fighting everyone, Sam's makeup bag is missing, and we say farewell to the second biggest jugs in Huddersfield.
We're straight out the gate (we independent women, some mistake us for whores) with the first week of BBUK season 6, and omg it's non-stop. Makosi's got her big spoon out and is stirring the cherry tango for her secret task, while Mary clashes with Saskia and Craig refuses to diminish his character to survive.
Can you believe we've made it to the hot girl summer of 2005 already? The wait is over. It's finally time to dive into the legendary Big Brother UK season 6. The season that gifted us Anthony, Makosi, Craig, Derek, Nurse Lesley, Kinga, and of course Mary the white witch. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. 🍾
Omg is it that time already? We're wrapping up our Celebrity Big Brother season 3 bonanza with a task-filled week. Packed with fun, frolics, surprise evictions, and kebabs rotating slowly. We crown our CBB3 winner who's more than ready to pimp his ride.
She's got a point, she's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment. It's time to welcome miss Jackie Stallone to the Celebrity Big Brother house. We cover her game-changing 4-day (!!!) stint in the house and pay tribute to the world's favourite rumpologist.
Oh my God Jackie! We're back and kicking off our new season with the iconic, the legendary CBB season 3. The year is 2005 and 8 new celebs embark on what's sure to be another chaos-filled season of Celebrity Big Brother. We're askin' for it. We're dyin' for it.
What a way to end our Teen Big Brother adventure than a chat with the series winner himself! Paul Brennan joins us for this special episode to chat about his time in the house. Paul spills the real tea on the Teen BB experience, fills us in on his prize of a lifetime and what he's been up to since the show.
The year is 2003, and it’s time for the first - and only - ever Teen Big Brother series. What happens when you throw eight 18 year olds in a house for 10 days? Join us for part one of our Teen BB special, where we chat Big Ang sitdowns, dodgy discourse, a fumble in the dark, and plane crash landings.
Looks like we made it. It’s the final week of Season 5 and Big Brother isn’t holding back, oh at all. We’ve got practical jokes and vom aplenty. Will Stu remain a chicken now that Michelle is gone? Why is Jason still in the house? We evict the finalists one by one, reunite with all past housemates (including Kitten) and of course we announce our winner winner chickan dinner!
The housemates get their Mary Mary on this week as they shackle up. The Cheeky Girls pay a visit, the Jungle Cats face extinction, and we say farewell to a Big Brother icon.
Ding dang dong, it's wedding bells in the Big Brother house! The legendary wedding task is finally upon us, as we witness the vocal stylings of Michelle Bass, a crying bride, and some honeymoon suite snu snu.
The housemates put the camp back in bootcamp this week as they play sergeant and private. Michelle lays down the law, Ahmed attempts a coup, and Nadia just wants her cigarettes.
It's snogs behind the bike shed and big St Trinian's energy this week as Big Brother sends our housemates back to school. A silent protest goes awry, Shel's graduation party turns jammy, and we stan Becki Seddiki.
Betrayal is in the air this week as an Italian Judas otherwise known as Becki enters the fray. The housemates put on a festival, Marco stacks it, and Ahmed insists he is not a sandwich.
Fight Night is but a distant memory this week, as the housemates get back into the swing of things with another task bonanza. Our resident psychologists are back with a bang, Marco's lady garden comes under fire, and we have our long-belated first eviction of the season! Note: 22:14-33:30 discusses the growing transphobia in the house and listener discretion is advised.
It's the morning after the fight before and the housemates have woken up with the absolute fear. Bridges are rebuilt, Emma gets the boot (much to think about), and we chat hangovers from hell as we unpack the aftermath of Fight Night.
The wait is over, and the legendary Big Brother UK season 5 Fight Night is finally upon us. Emma and Michelle emerge from the bedsit and absolute chaos ensues. Trays were thrown, tears were shed, and reality TV was never the same again. Cut the cameras deadass.
The housemates are truly on a roundabout to hell this week. A food fight and a bathroom walk in cause heated meltdowns, Ahmed argues with the house alarm and goes full Smash Brothers on a pile of helpless plates, and we brace ourselves as Michelle and Emma enter the iconic Big Brother bedsit.
We're straight out the gate with the BBUK series 5 shenanigans. It's only week 1 and we have a revolution on our hands, alliances forming, blazing rows, and baps being felt. And that's before we talk about Kitten...
We're back for season 5, with an all-star lineup of housemates. We meet and greet Marco, Ahmed, Jason, Daniel, Stuart, Victor, Vanessa, Emma, Kitten, Michelle, Shell and Nadia in our most claustrophobic, chaotic house yet.
We're back with the second and final part of our Big Brother UK series 4 uncut recap special. It's a race to the finish as Cameron gets shipped off to Africa, Gaetano causes a stir, and Lisa and a bomb scare enter the chat to kill us all with two fingers.
The year is 2003 and Big Brother has promised to pull out all the stops for a season filled with twists, turns, and saucy scandals. Well, we didn't quite get that, did we? But join us on our quest to breathe a bit of life back into the oft-forgotten BBUK season 4 and spice it up in part 1 of our uncut recap special!
It's a chilly November in 2002 and six celebrities, Anne Diamond, Goldie, Les Dennis, Mark Owen, Melinda Messenger & Sue Perkins are about to embark on the Big Brother experience. Join us as we dive into this absolutely cursed season of Celebrity Big Brother.
The season 3 finale is upon us and the housemates are once again on the bottle. We deep dive into our final 4, witness a haunted talent show, and throw back a few glasses of Kylie rosé to toast our 2002 Big Brother champion!
It's tears, tantrums, and box dyes this week as the housemates get their skates on for the iconic roller disco task. Tim rages against the machine, Alex strips off and kicks off, and the rest live their disco diva fantasy for one night only (thankfully).
Miss Big Brother has her big spoon out at every opportunity this week, as the housemates play master and servant, drink a lockdown's worth of wine and poor PJ gets flung under the bus.
It's a good time games bonanza this week as the housemates test their knowledge, host a cursed puppet show, and have a spin the bottle smooch. All this while Tim plans a mutiny, and Adele sadly walks the plank.
Mid-season is upon us and oh the knives are out for miss Sophie. After a quick game of musical chairs, we talk celebrity lookalikes, reincarnation, and another housemate gets the boot.
It's week 4 in the Big Brother house and the chaos continues. All hell breaks loose over a darts game and a veruca. A Thatcher stan joins the house, as we witness some ooky spooky shenanigans and say farewell to a fit favourite.
Capitalism is alive and well as we go full rich house/poor house on week 3 of Big Brother UK season 3. Walls are scaled, bins are soiled and the chaotic bedroom shenanigans continue.
