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Planet Paradox

Paradox, Gilgamesh & Rynlionpodcasters.spotify.com
This is a free-form, no-holds-barred comedic podcast that covers the juiciest of topics! There's truly no rhyme or rhythm to it, and that's just how we like it! So sit back, enjoy yourself, and don't take it serious! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Episodes

Ep. 25: The Pope Condemns Cancel Culture

The boys talk about Gilgamesh's bidet, the Shaq-a-Roni pizza, Until Dawn, SOMA, cancel culture, giraffes, news, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Feb 04, 20221 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 25

Ep. 24: Incredible Animal Facts

The boys talk about dolphins, Murderous monkeys, death, fish, Ankha Zone, cockfighting tragedy, volcanoes, cannibalism, Taco Bell, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Jan 22, 202257 minSeason 1Ep. 24

Ep. 23: The COVID-19 Special

The boys come down with some type of flesh eating disease from a Wuhan laboratory but still manage to pump out an episode! They talk about games, suckin' on a chili dog, the future of AI technology, North Korea, suicide pods, tusk-less elephants, VTubers, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Jan 02, 20221 hrSeason 1Ep. 23

Ep. 22: Neandertal Blood

The boys talk about their Spotify Wrapped, the boy's DNA tests, Video games, a rare medical disease, YouTube, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Dec 18, 20211 hr 20 minSeason 1Ep. 22

Ep. 20: Sacrilegious F***fest

The boys talk about cryptocurrency, Paradox getting his CDL license, the upsurge of junkie activities, the Ten Commandments, and a spooky email that's guaranteed to give you goose pimples. This and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Feb 13, 20211 hr 14 minSeason 1Ep. 20

Ep. 19: The Meat Tube Movement

The boys talk about the world's richest man, COVID-19 vaccine, who's gonna die first, Kanye West, Studio Ghibli, Gilgamesh betraying Rynlion, John Dillermand, meatcanyon, unpopular opinions, plans for 2021, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Feb 03, 202146 minSeason 1Ep. 19

Ep. 18: Quantum Conundrum

The boys talk about Belle Delphine, Shoenice, Yahoo Finance doing an oopsie, the storming of Capitol Hill, Cyberpunk 2077, Twitter, Dark Matter, quantum teleportation, Paradox’s dogs, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Jan 16, 202155 minSeason 1Ep. 18

Ep. 17: I'll F*** You Til You Love Me F*****

The guys talk about The Gilgamesh Signal, 12 for 12's, Ryan becoming a wildebeest creature, dreams, celebrity fights, the PlayStation 5, KK's first time smoking, spooky stories, Paradox going ghost hunting, Gilgamesh getting frisky, a thotty chihuahua, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Jan 12, 20212 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 17

Ep. 16: All Animals Go to Hell

The writers cover Ryan being jacked, election results, writing prompts, chimp talk, the PlayStation 5, Paqui One Chip Challenge, A Dance on the Edge series, paranormal twins, Belle Delphine, Tik Tok corner, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Nov 22, 20201 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 16

Ep. 15: Rynlion's on One

Gilgamesh and Paradox do their best to control a wild, drunken Rynlion as they finish off stories from Vegas! Gilgamesh also makes a MAJOR announcement! Link: https://www.amazon.com/Dance-Edge-Hunters-Passage-ebook/dp/B08L1SG39G/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_nodl?dchild=1&keywords=a+dance+on+the+edge&qid=1603147504&sr=8-3&fbclid=IwAR17f5MDVR0jxO38rIbNpKBMwiwW03xJNAFvxSGFwZR1M04wQOjcFJz0_Ck...

Oct 30, 202059 minSeason 1Ep. 15

Ep. 14: The Boys Go to Las Vegas

The gamblers talk about Gilgamesh and Rynlion going to Vegas for the first time! Including Ryan's overload, The STRAT, a wall of elderly people, street entertainers, scammers, the Taco Bell Cantina, an Escape Room, Momofuku, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Oct 18, 20201 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Ep. 13: The Devil's Lettuce

The stoners talk about the song that changed Paradox’s life, the Tik Tok wars, DJing, gay Bowser, Raven the chimpanzee, overcoming our elders, relapse, getting caught sparking up, our first time blazing it, sleepwalking, Cardi B’s divorce, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback

Oct 09, 20201 hr 26 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Ep. 12: Funguys and the Herbalife Cult

The trippy boys talk about brain manipulation, writing prompts, Trump' Boat Parade, chicken & waffles fiasco, fungi, Herbalife convention, Card B's beer trick, Super Mario 3D Allstars Collection, the PS5, hobo interactions, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Sep 26, 20201 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Ep. 11: Glizzy Gobblin'

The Glizzy Gang discuss all things glizzy! Well, mostly. We also talk about walruses, Kim Jong-un, a Harlem Globetrotter being attacked with a banana, the stigma against monkeys, food stereotypes, the Cuties movie, My 600 lb. Life, band names, wild animal encounters, if we’d eat human meat, robots taking our jobs, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Aug 29, 20201 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Ep. 10: Paradox is Gross

The chums cover Fall Guys, hyper-realistic sex robots, WAP, Sex-mad monkeys that eat themselves to death, our future plans, human anatomy, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Rick & Morty, weird smells we enjoy, breaking bones, things we'd do for money, comedians, Kamala Harris, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Aug 26, 202055 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Ep. 09: Rynlion Gets No-scoped by a Child (ft. Fortnite King)

Things get heated between the gamers as they talk about Fortnite, the state of the world, Trump banning Tik Tok, racism, ridiculous hospital visits, riots, watermelons, geese attacking Rynlion, nightmares, embarrassing moments, rabbit-holes we go into, nasty questions from Damian, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Aug 13, 20201 hr 25 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Ep. 08: Rynlion Gets His Face Stolen

The chaps cover Ryan losing his mind, Kanye West, Macho Man Randy Savage, Belle Dephine, Deepfake, Paradox betraying his grandmother, perverts, what we'd look like as girls, Jordan Peterson, our first e-mail, ducks, Final Fantasy VII Remake, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Jul 23, 20201 hr 18 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Ep. 07: The Epic of Gilgamesh

The blokes indulge in the history behind Gilgamesh's handle, the analytics of the podcast, a racist monkey, our first experiences with death, awkward situations we pretended to sleep through, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback!

Jul 11, 20202 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Ep. 06: Gilgamesh Gets Abducted

The gentlemen go over LEGO and Spaghetti-O ending systemic racism, Dave Chappelle, cartoons, Paradoxes incredible harmonica solo, CBT, and so much more! Shoot us an email at [email protected] if you have any questions or feedback! 

Jun 20, 20201 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Ep. 05: Gorilla vs. Tiger

The comrades discuss racism, Paradox picking up a hitchhiker, Ryans encounter with a pimp, serial killers, Cyberpunk 2077, our favorite quotes, insults, Sovereign, and so much more!

Jun 09, 202056 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Ep. 04: Megalodon

The lads talk about the Doja Cat controversy, cabin fever, freestyle battles, Joe Rogan, animals tripping balls, memories, porn, and so much more!

May 31, 202054 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Ep. 03: Dreaming of You

The guys talk about the aftermath of Paradoxes drunken escapade, Tekashi 69, meeting celebrities, music, dreams, Jordan Peterson, and so much more!

May 23, 20201 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 3

Ep. 02: Cute Widdle Murder Flamingos

The boys cover wire wrapping, homeless people, the journey to Portland, a dance-off with a Nigerian prince, murder flamingos, and so much more!

May 13, 20202 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 2

Ep. 01: Heavy On The R*****

The fellas and I talk about why we started a podcast, the coronavirus, K-pop, stories from schools, previous jobs, and so much more!

May 02, 20202 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 1