A drug dealer, a cowboy, and a spider walk into a farm… stop me if you’ve heard this one. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode ]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Sep 27, 2023•1 hr 32 min
As calamity befalls Paragarden, Crater and Celestine must escape the city to somewhere they can rest, recuperate… and attempt a resurrection. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, natural disasters. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode ]. Pitch modified lower from the o...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 28 min
We are pleased to be joined once again by our dear friend, B. Rod Castington, for another remarkable recapitulation. Tune in for a deep dive reminder of all that has transpired from episodes 37 to 54. You’re in for a whale of time. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, medical horror, brief themes of abuse. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Aug 09, 2023•2 hr 8 min
4000 years in the past, Quintessa Sombra tags along with a bookie, a Spectre, and an old sea captain, as they explore the Pitch Black… and attempt to rob an Arcana of its Relic… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode ]. Pitch modified...
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr 18 min
Celestine, Crater, and Rriot remain atop a flooding Paragarden. But for now, our story takes us… elsewhere… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode ]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Grab your axe, load up your gun-arm, and spark up some of Ma’s good weed. It’s time to fight a Namesferatu. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode ]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Jun 21, 2023•1 hr 40 min
The crew enters the Network manifestation of Lux’s office building, and must reach the top to face the Namesferatu himself. But along the way, their path upward is filled with memories, revelations, and the juice of a horny elevator. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, spider (28:51). Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [...
Jun 07, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Episode 52 will be the Arc II Finale. Just to clarify - the story isn't ending here, it's just a climactic conclusion for the Paragarden/Namesferatu Arc! Just like we did with the Arc I finale, we'll be having a watch party so we can go through all the emotions, together. And trust me, we're gonna wanna be together for this one. --- The Arc II Finale will air the evening of Tuesday, June 20th. We're still finalizing a few details, but for now we can disclose: Airing on YouTube, chatting in our (...
Jun 05, 2023•2 min
It’s the day of CGA’s closing ceremonies! Will Team Sprocket’s sheer talent earn them the highest of accolades? Will they ride the nepotism wave to a sweeping victory? Will there be a sick afterparty?? Oh yeah, also Lux is in his Big Sleep, the crew prepares to enter the Networks, and Teaspoon’s mysterious plan is about ready to pop off – but BIG day for Team Sprocket! Special guest this episode include: Madame Psychosis - "Kapow" (22:45) Listen Here Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use...
May 24, 2023•1 hr 21 min
Enlisting JD Tective’s help to track down a missing Thirteen, the crew evades a crack team of security professionals to make a subtle entrance into one of Lux’s strongholds. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode ]. Pitch modified low...
May 10, 2023•1 hr 10 min
The stars of this year’s CGA continue to shine as Team Sprocket and The Damn Good Unwilds battle it out for the favour of the judges and the crowd, and stake their claim as the most Aptitudinous of Colliders. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Special guests this episode include: Altered By Mom - "Dive In" (11:38) Altered By Mom Villainest - "Monolith" (54:47) villainest.bandcamp.com Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects fr...
Apr 26, 2023•1 hr 24 min
The wait is over, Colliders! At long last the first day of CGA performances is upon us! Crowd up close to the stage and watch as brand new act The Damn Good Unwilds makes their debut. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Special guests this episode include: The Bare Minimum - "Garbage in my Brain" (42:46) www.thebareminimum.ca And guest cameo appearance - Mick Hutchinson Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's...
Apr 12, 2023•1 hr 19 min
Epoch and Rriot attempt to bargain with The Devil. Crater and Celestine prepare for the roles of a lifetime. The show must - and will - go on. Follow the links below to keep up to date with all the projects our special guest, Lexi, has in the works. https://blackgirlmage.carrd.co/ @blackgirlmage on Twitter. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ http...
Mar 29, 2023•1 hr 7 min
When Rriot receives a mysterious invitation from an even more mysterious local artist, the crew decides to take in a show at Paragarden’s Resonance Theatre. Follow the links below to keep up to date with all the projects our special guest, Lexi, has in the works. https://blackgirlmage.carrd.co/ @blackgirlmage on Twitter. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sou...
Mar 15, 2023•1 hr 12 min
The crew reunites with Hagatha the Hag to talk Grandatoriums, and who should or should not be allowed in them. The Damn Good Unwilds do some press for CGA, and Celestine makes a handshake deal. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode ]...
Mar 01, 2023•1 hr 23 min
Attention Students! Class is in session for this very special bonus episode, wherein J & B take on the roles of rival siblings attending a mysterious school for the arcane, as they play through Tangled Blessings, a new TTRPG created by Cassi Mothwin. --- Support the Tangled Blessings crowdfundr by going to the link below! www.crowdfundr.com/tangledblessings As well, keep up to date with Cassi's past, present, and future projects! Follow @CountessCassi on Twitter. Content warning: Swearing, v...
Feb 21, 2023•1 hr 48 min
With the Minglescapade commenced, Crater gets his mingle on with Patricia and BonBon, while Celestine tries to get a straight answer or two from Uncle Edict. Rriot receives a very tempting proposition. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/leg...
Feb 15, 2023•1 hr 23 min
RECHARGE! This is our after-hours show where we discuss the events of Episodes 41 and 42. There is nothing to fear but fear itself. In this installment, we take a look at the times we conquered that pesky emotion. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 01, 2023•49 min
The latest Recharge in the main feed this week! J is hard at work getting their game ready to crowdfund in February. We're back on schedule in two weeks! If you want to support J's game, check it out here: www.crowdfundr.com/wearenotalone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 31, 2023•2 min
The crew spruces up their cabooses in preparation for The VIP CGA Gala Presents VIP Minglescapade Extraordinaire for VIPs at Kaleidoscope. When Celestine gets an unexpected PIP message, Crater suggests he consider taking a plus one. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. 33:13 - 33:59 : brief, comical mention of needles. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com...
Jan 18, 2023•1 hr 28 min
Rriot “accepts” a task from Lux, Thirteen talks Tutors, Crater gets a check-up, and the crew finally start tuning up for CGA. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode ]. Pitch modified lower from the original. Hosted on Acast. See acast...
Jan 04, 2023•1 hr 24 min
Crater and Rriot hop a ride into Celestine’s memories as he receives a powerful piece of information. The crew return to Chrissy hoping to make a deal. Rriot plans to get Lux steamed up enough to blow his boiler. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses...
Dec 21, 2022•1 hr 14 min
After another night of visitations from the Arcana, Celestine is left with a cryptic vision involving Finale Thirteen. Crater shares some inspiring news, Rriot prepares to meet with Lux, and the crew make plans to settle some debts, starting in the Fey Zone… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC...
Dec 07, 2022•1 hr 13 min
The situation heats up to a sear as the crew continues to be grilled by a certain carnivorous Diplo captain, who refuses to let them rest for at least 10 minutes before serving up a thick cut of bland intimidation. Luckily, Crater brought enough salt to go around… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, un...
Nov 23, 2022•1 hr 25 min
The crew is split up and brought in for questioning by the Diplos. Crater keeps his cool, Celestine learns a little something about himself, and Rriot shakes things up a bit. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcode ]. Pitch modified lo...
Nov 09, 2022•1 hr 12 min
Join B. Rod Castington in another installment of rousing recapitulation. We look back at all that has transpired from episodes 23 to 36, and realize it's been the friends we've made along the way. Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use, medical horror, brief themes of abuse. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Oct 19, 2022•1 hr 26 min
RECHARGE! This is our after-hours show where we discuss the events of Episodes 35 and 36. Our most litigious Recharge yet. Legally binding, legally blonde. For more exclusive bonus content, head over to patreon.com/planetarcana . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 05, 2022•48 min
The battle within the manifested A-Vlad-emy rages on. What will it take to bring Vlad down? What will happen to his thralls if he dies? Exactly how many goats is too many to keep in your bedroom…? Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, under CC by 4.0 [ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/legalcod...
Sep 21, 2022•1 hr 12 min
The crew continues through the final tier of the Dream Network toward their adversary. Along the way they discover some of Vlad’s most closely-guarded secrets, which they will surely use to gain an advantage in battle and not to simply mock and bully him…Surely… Content warning: swearing, violence, drug use. Support us at Patreon.com/planetarcana for early access and exclusive bonus content. Sound effects from Nikko Hunt's Cinematic Sound Pack [ https://nikkohunt.gumroad.com/l/dpclP ] used, unde...
Sep 07, 2022•1 hr 14 min
Boy howdy this sure was a busy summer. With that, we are here to announce a little break we are taking in October to allow us to catch up. Episode 36 will air September 21st, and Episode 37 will air approximately a month afterwards.B & Peter have all the details here. Even more info can be found here: www.patreon.com/posts/scheduling-70668476 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Aug 31, 2022•3 min
