It's Labubu, and so much more...you know we're really back when we can't stay on topic to save our lives! A list of stuff we covered: Trae Crowder, Puttin On Airs, the Labubu craze, our first Hatin on Satan in ages, a quick AITA story, a gaggle of GoodGoodGoods, and what it's like to suddenly be the old dude with a cane. _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – You're Kenough Take Action – Keep Poking Touch Grass – Mmm Refreshing Reflect & Jou...
Aug 22, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 238
We're back from yet another break! We are pretty sure we're done with breaks for the rest of the year. We're so glad to be back that we kick it off with all the goods. Then Amelia shares a scary conversation she had with a horror fan. Plus assorted health talk that's NOT about cancer; Pitney's knee, Amelia's brain, and her overworked eyeballs. _____________________________________________________ Coven meeting notes: Wheel of the Year – Lammas, and the Water Element Get Inspired – Keep Going Tak...
Aug 08, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 237
Boobs! Cans! Gazongas! Sweater puppies! Pretty much sums up the episode, but there's more to it. Amelia has brought her husband along to fill in for Pitney this week, and while they chat about their shared love of movies with lots of boobs in them, she realizes she never came out to him back when she realized that she has been bisexual this whole time. A coming out story... perfect for Pride month! We'll be taking another short break in July, and we'll be back on August 8th. Amelia needs to focu...
Jun 26, 2025•59 min•Ep. 236
Some chitchat about Pitney’s week-long visit with Amelia, discussion about rude breeders in stores and parking lots, and then big frustration about what the hell happened in the season finale of Doctor Who. And we’re still reeling from the accuracy of the tarot reading we did last month. You can watch it here: https://youtu.be/uWrItU8joHE?si=ylO7ia4u0e5sm_Yo Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Who’s Stopping You? Take Action – Common Ground Touch Grass – Find a Rainbow Reflect & Journal - Th...
Jun 13, 2025•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 235
We are bitchen in Amelia's kitchen this week, showing you a recipe for a delicious broccoli soup for people like Pitney who don't even LIKE broccoli! It's fresh, it's vegan, and it's got the NOOCH! (And yes, I said SHOWING. visit our YouTube channel to see the video version of this episode!) Soup recipe: https://rainbowplantlife.com/vegan-broccoli-soup/ YouTube video: https://youtu.be/K8_VkvW3Zbc No regular coven meeting this week, but there's a video you may want to check out. We did a tarot re...
May 30, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 234
They say the human head weighs eight pounds. Find out in this episode what else does. We are back from our month long hiatus and we’ve got a lot to talk about! Family crap, medical crap, political crap… you name it, we crap on it. And then after the coven meeting, we get happy again with the Good Good Goods! Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Remember to Chill Take Action – Fire in the Belly Touch Grass – Evidence of Creation Reflect & Journal - The Temperance Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR B...
May 16, 2025•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 233
Amelia explains why not paying your taxes is a stupid protest. We discuss cutting MAGA family out of our lives. Pitney saw a hot mess in the street. Plus Good Good Goods and a special announcement. Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired - Doing Hard Things Take Action - Time to Mobilize Touch Grass - Be the Weed Reflect & Journal - The Judgement Card MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/doing-the-hard-things Promo: Brew Crime Podcast https://brewcrime.com/ (Want to swap ...
May 04, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 232
Guess which one of us is going vegetarian... you'll be surprised! Coven meeting notes: The Wheel – Happy Ostara! Get Inspired – What's Next? Take Action – Say the Thing Touch Grass – Dirty Talk Reflect & Journal – The World MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/saying-yes Promo: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and...
Mar 21, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 231
Keeping it real the only way we know how... to take our personal drama and laugh at it. (A tiny Content Warning for attempted unaliving.) And this week, Good Good Goods is back! Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – The Whirlpool of Despair Take Action – Harass your Congressfolk! Touch Grass – Nox Your Socks Off! Reflect & Journal – The Hermit MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/spring-is-almost-here Promo: A Little Wicked https://linktr.ee/alittlewicked (Want to swa...
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 230
It’s giving DOGE, it’s giving mass firings, it’s giving “fork in the road,” it’s giving trauma, it’s giving a first-hand account of what the hell is going on in the US federal workforce in the first four weeks of Trump 2: The Dumbest Dictator. Too angry to give the Good Good Goods this week, but we did suggest some ways to tell Washington DC what you think! Power to the people, baby!! Coven meeting notes: Get Inspired – Focus, People! Take Action – Your Money is Mighty Touch Grass – Signs of Spr...
Feb 21, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 229
Amelia asks Pitney about a couple sexual "trends" she doesn't understand to see if he has experienced either one. Namely, being choked, and spittin' on that thang. And also the other thang. Plus, Amelia busts out her Yoda voice, and we give you a round of the Good Good Goods! Coven meeting notes: Wheel of the Year - It's Imbolc! Get Inspired – Big Things in Tiny Packages Take Action – Small Acts of Protection Touch Grass – Teeny Little Onions Reflect & Journal – The Element of Air MORE INFOR...
Feb 07, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 228
What starts as a discussion inspired by panties eventually turns tarot. And another round of Good Good Good! But first, coven meeting number three! Coven Meeting Agenda: Get Inspired - Discovering Your Power Take Action - One Heart at a Time Touch Grass - Offer Yourself an Orange Reflections and Journaling - Taming Your Fears MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-fire-inside Promos: Horrifying History https://horrifying-history-shop.fourthwall.com/en-usd/ 2 Skeptical...
Jan 24, 2025•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 227
In this episode, you'll hear about silky radio voices, reboots of old anime, how Amelia's foster dog handled firework noise, bracing ourselves for the inauguration, and being obnoxiously joyous in the face of bigotry. Coven Meeting Agenda: Get Inspired - Looking Failure in the Face Take Action - The Mother of Invention Touch Grass - Honoring the Moon Reflections and Journaling - Working Through Murk MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/looking-failure-right-in-the-face ...
Jan 10, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 266
It's time to kick off the Year of Personal Power! Find out what it means, how it will work, and how you are in charge of your experience of it. NO PRESSURE! Learn about: Following the Wheel of the Year - Yule Get Inspired - Being in "The Moment" Get Active - Preparing for Emergencies Touch Grass - What is Winter, Really? Reflections and Journaling - Your Identity and Place in the World Around You MORE INFORMATION AT OUR BLOG: https://bitchenb.libsyn.com/site/the-year-of-personal-power-welcome-to...
Dec 27, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 225
It's the end of The Year of Us and we are exhausted, what with all the dogs needing grooming and the holiday prep and whatnot. And we remember childhood Christmases, and we'll let you guess who was naughty and who was nice. And we talk about the WORST Christmas song ever. Also, we clear up some things about next year's Year Of, and the virtual coven we're starting. So be sure to stay tuned for that! Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love yo...
Dec 13, 2024•56 min•Ep. 224
It's Thankful number 9! And we might not really have gratitude out the wazoo, but we're trying! Pitney is thankful for vaping, Amelia is thankful for Agatha All Along, and we are starting a virtual motherfucking COVEN. And you're all in it, just by being here. You just gotta listen. Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please ...
Nov 25, 2024•59 min•Ep. 223
Yeah, it’s still the Year Of Us, but it’s also the Year Of Us Taking Care Of Ourselves. We were supposed to record a normal episode #222 the day after the election, but, as you can imagine, things didn’t go the way we would have preferred. So we recorded this instead. Be sure to get yourself caught up because the next episode is our annual episode about gratitude, and we’ve got some BIG STUFF to announce! Take care of yourselves and each other. We love you for listening! Please take a moment to ...
Nov 15, 2024•3 min•Ep. 222
An extra episode from back in April that gave Amelia a break while she got ready for Halloween! So it’s all about stuff that was going on with us back then, like crying through a solar eclipse, mixing up neighbors, wearing Helen Lawson pants, sisters being stupid, and MORE! Promos: Invasion of the Remake https://invasionoftheremake.libsyn.com/ 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and...
Oct 31, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 221
Happy Halloween, y’all! We’re talking about our love of making and wearing costumes, what we wore for trick or treating, being inspired to turn a costume we saw into something we could actually wear, and all the creative problem solving involved! Maybe we’ll help you to realize that you can make that thing you’ve been thinking about! (Amelia can’t sew for crap but even she can make a costume!) Promo: Spine Chillers and Serial Killers https://shows.acast.com/spine.chillers.and.serial.killers (Wan...
Oct 18, 2024•51 min•Ep. 220
It's Pitney's birthday, and we are serving birthday parties, birthday tantrums, arcades, roller rinks, the whole shebang! We ate that cake and left no crumbs! Promos: Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) True North Eager Beaver Media: https://www.youtube.com/@truenortheagerbeavermedia/streams Fellowship of the Geeks: https://www.thefellowshipofthegeeks.net/ We ...
Oct 04, 2024•49 min•Ep. 219
The Year of Us continues with a look back at our favorite episode. It’s Vaseline Redux, darlings! Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Wr...
Sep 20, 2024•52 min•Ep. 218
We were only going to tell stories about motels we’ve stayed in over the years, but we got heavy on the tangents! A little Jesus foot fetish, a taste of Ashton Kutcher (Pitney wishes!!), then back to the motel for some disappointing sleep. Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps @2SCPodcast and Insinuation Podcast @insinuationpod (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or ad...
Sep 06, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 217
Bad service. Bad food. Bad decor. But still we love these terrible restaurants! Promo: 3 Spooked Girls https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at...
Aug 23, 2024•38 min•Ep. 216
This just in: LIFE IS HAPPENING. We've been sticking to our episode topic schedule really well this year, but suddenly there are all these THINGS going on in our lives. And they're super important, so listen up. TRAPRS Trapping, Rescue and Pet Recovery Service https://traprs.ck.page/ Support TRAPRS, or find a local nonprofit rescue organization in your area and make a donation! Promos: Madison on the Air https://www.madisonontheair.com/ @MadisonOnTheAir 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalch...
Aug 09, 2024•1 hr•Ep. 215
What better time than right now to talk about how to manage hate! No, we don't suggest you shouldn't hate people; we want you to celebrate your hatred by making it hilarious! If you play your cards right, that hate can bring you endless joy. The Worst Person in the World, aka Schmeckel, aka the guy we did a good job of ignoring in Dallas. Hear a selection of stories about him, most importantly the moment we realized we needed to cancel his tactless ass. Every day since has been glorious! PICTURE...
Jul 26, 2024•54 min•Ep. 214
It's finally here! The episode we've been promising since the beginning! This week we're telling you all about our relationships with the Catholic Church. The good stuff and the bad stuff. Really, it's not all bad! We love pageantry and ecclesiastical fabrics! Promos: Brew Crime Podcast http://www.brewcrime.com 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (...
Jul 12, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 213
A couple months back, Pitney said the only dick he regretted was the one he hadn't met. Well damn, that turned out to not be true at all! This week we're telling our worst sex stories, the dicks we regret the most. If you thought we were vulgar BEFORE, brace yourselves. Promo: Back Look Cinema Podcast @BackLookCinema (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or a...
Jun 28, 2024•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 212
It’s #PrideMonth again! And here we are nearly half way through the #YearOfUs and Pitney has tons of personal experience with all the good parts and the scary parts of coming out. Living authentically in the extremely homophobic 1980s sometimes meant violence, but mostly it meant a courageous and empowering THIS IS WHO I AM. That was your content warning. Promos: FriGay the 13th https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/frigay-the-13th/id1347721895 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn...
Jun 14, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 211
It's our annual TFW Special, with a twist! This year we're down a Pitney but up a Mr Amelia, plus there's an interview with the hosts of a new horror podcast and a crazy game of FMK (IYKYK). Promos: Queer & Loathing Podcast https://linktr.ee/queerandloathingpod Jim Ferguson - Making A Scene https://www.etsy.com/shop/Jimbeanus Drink With the Living Dead https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100057127823570 (Want to swap show promos? Email us!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment...
May 31, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 210
We've been at this podcast thing for 8 years, and we don't get anywhere NEAR the amount of hate mail we expected! We're so thankful for every single one of our listeners, especially the ones who've stuck around. Who would have thought two friends could do a podcast for eight years and not strangle each other? Hang out with us as we talk about the impact this show has had on our lives. Promo: Family Plot https://linktr.ee/FamilyPlot 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want t...
May 17, 2024•47 min•Ep. 209
