It's not an infomercial for hammer knives as we get into the murder of Sara. We also learn that McDonald's is not a good enough bribe to bury a body especially when you don't even get invited to the party. We give you the recipe for Sara-coladas and if anyone has a stethoscope Monte can borrow Let us know. Support us here for hundreds of hours of extra content. https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable
Jan 04, 2021•52 min•Season 2Ep. 1
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Dec 04, 2020•1 hr 2 min
On 15 November 1988, a man named Barend Strydom carried out a shooting spree at Strijdom Square in Pretoria, South Africa, near Johannesburg, killing eight people and injuring 16 others. Strydom was later convicted and sentenced to death for the attack. It was one of many shootings during the apartheid struggle. The square itself has since been renamed Lilian Ngoyi Square.
Nov 09, 2020•56 min
Hey there! Thanks for listening and enjoying us. Our good buddy Matt Mel Damon joins in while I was absent from a dog bite (myself is Johnsky). While my lip was getting healed from stitches, Terah's face got a lot better. Email us at Pintsotrt@gmail.com if you know what episode we talked about Mel Damon and his creation. You can win some stuff! We love you guys and check out our patreon link for more extra content you filthy animals https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable...
Oct 23, 2020•1 hr 33 min
5,4,3,2.... whatever. Terah used to eat her lunch on the floor. It's a blessing she hasn't become who we talk about in this episode except female version. She's cunning, sly, and all around charming. Wait, i meant Michael Lee Lockhart. Let us know what you think, email us at Pintsotrt@gmail.com or hit us up on our website Pintsoftheroundtable.com. Also check out our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable
Oct 09, 2020•1 hr 15 min
5,4,3,2,1 We are here and we have intro music. We cover Donald Neilson, possibly the worst criminal, took a ride in the panda car and kidnapped someone who just wandered off and died. His poor wife was just as dumb too. Terah's lip resembles a turtle lip and hope she gets better. "Even when she laughs and smiles she looks like a turtle." Love you guys. Listen to us. We're your friends now. Check out our Patreon too https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable
Oct 02, 2020•1 hr 3 min
ummm this is Johnskys job now
Sep 25, 2020•1 hr 42 min
Today we're tossing around Ouija board stories with out brother Tim. As Terah is no longer with us.... Well until she gets our face fixed that is. We hope you all enjoy a little break from the dolphin screams. If you want two extra episodes a week and all the longer edits of the show check us out here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable If you love what here please help keep us alive and going. Want to donate without the monthly patreon or just drop us a line check us out here www.pints...
Sep 18, 2020•1 hr 40 min
A Cuban American serial killer, drug dealer, and cult leader of an infamous gang. His nickname was The Godfather of Matamoros. Or as we know him the cocaine Gandhi. If you can please follow and support us here https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable If you know anyone or have any suspicions on human/child trafficking please call 1-888-373-7888 If you or anyone you know is considering suicide please reach out here 1-800-273-8255 If you or anyone you know is a victim of domestic violence plea...
Sep 11, 2020•1 hr 25 min
Part 2 in our Bloody Benders episode. How long does winter last? Find out how Terah dupes us both. Also want more of the show? Don't forget to become a Patreon member and get extended content and access to our extra podcast One More Round. https://www.patreon.com/pintsoftheroundtable The Bloody Benders were a family of serial killers who lived and operated in Labette County, Kansas, from May 1871 to December 1872. The family consisted of John Bender and his wife, Elvira, their son, John Jr., and...
Aug 28, 2020•1 hr 21 min
The Bloody Benders were a family of serial killers who lived and operated in Labette County, Kansas, from May 1871 to December 1872. The family consisted of John Bender and his wife, Elvira, their son, John Jr., and daughter, Kate. While Bender mythology holds that John Jr. and Kate were siblings, contemporary newspapers reported that several of the Benders' neighbors had stated that they claimed to be married, possibly a common law marriage. If you know anyone or have any suspicions on human/ch...
Aug 21, 2020•1 hr 40 min
Cyntoia Brown Long is an American author and speaker who was convicted of the murder and robbery of Johnny Michael Allen. If you know anyone or have any suspicions on human/child trafficking please call 1-888-373-7888 If you or anyone you know is considering suicide please reach out here 1-800-273-8255 If you or anyone you know is a victim of domestic violence please get help 1-800-799-723
Aug 14, 2020•1 hr 11 min
Alright folks as always we are continually trying to grow and get you the listeners what you what you want. We try and welcome all the chairs we can at the table. So with that we are going to try and start doing a guest episode or an AMA episode once a month or every other month with our Patreon and Anchor supporters. Todays fantastic guest and the man who broke our guest recording curse Chris Dries. One of the many great supporters of our show. Also please check us out here https://www.patreon....
Aug 07, 2020•1 hr 57 min
Dr. James St James is a well-respected psychology professor in downstate Illinois. A man who murdered his parents and sister in 1967 when he was just 15 years old. Also people may or may not read this part but we want to pay some respects to two amazing humans the pints family lost this week. Andrew and Heather you guys will always be loved and remembered for the beautiful people you are.
Jul 24, 2020•1 hr 19 min
Who's Ravindra Kantrole? Beer Man is the name given to the suspected serial killer who murdered seven people in South Mumbai, between October 2006 and January 2007. The nickname was gained due to the empty beer cans found by the bodies.
Jul 17, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Heaven's Gate was an American UFO religious group based near San Diego, California. Founded in 1974 and led by Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles. On March 26, 1997, members of the San Diego County Sheriff's Department discovered the bodies of 39 members of the group in a house in the San Diego suburb of Rancho Santa Fe. They committed mass suicide in order to reach what they believed was an extraterrestrial spacecraft following Comet Hale–Bopp.
Jul 10, 2020•1 hr 31 min
A wedding fire was set during a wedding ceremony in Jahra. Killing 57 people and leaving 90 others wounded when the groom's 23-year-old first wife decided to take revenge for her husband taking a second wife. It was the deadliest civilian disaster in Kuwait in the last 40 years. Was she wrongly accused? You tell us.......
Jul 03, 2020•51 min
On December 7, 2014, a gas leak occurred at the Hyatt hotel in Rosemont. The hotel was evacuated, and 19 guests were hospitalized. A chlorine gas attack? or a quack quack quack.
Jun 26, 2020•1 hr 55 min
When Chrystul was 16, she met a 33-year-old man named Randy Volar. Volar sexually abused Chrystul multiple times.... Until one day the tables where turned. Find out what happens as we once again stutter through bad reading and terrible puns.
Jun 19, 2020•1 hr 32 min
Welcome to our little ax man murder mystery. A little who done it of the dirty south. We go over a lot of different suspects of the slaughter. While Johnsky slaughters all attempts at a Creole accent. Not his strong suite so we give him a shot at merch ideas..... Anyway you tell us serial killer or serial injurer.
Jun 05, 2020•1 hr 46 min
Jim Morrison? You mean Johnsky Morrison... We had a medium / tarot reader on for this episode. It was something a bit new and different for us. She was absolutely and we look forward to having her on with guests down the road. We did however encounter a few hiccups with some allergy medicine gone array. A lot got cut from this but it'll more than likely end up in our supporting members section and off the market. In the meantime please enjoy.
May 29, 2020•2 hr 18 min
Todays show we lightened load a little with only one death. We also have a guest on the show. Our good friend L joins us in our shenanigans. If you liked the music on the show today here's a hyper link to Aaron Mel music https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/aaronmel/finding-my-way or find him here on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/aaronmelmusic/. Again we want to thank all of you and just a small reminder we will start publishing shows on Friday now. With our current recording schedule this was ...
May 07, 2020•1 hr 41 min
Terah the Temperate one tells us about attempted secksing as we learn about Harvey Louis “Harv the Hammer” Carignan. Also known as the want ad killer. Monte will give you some traffic tips he learned from the"bolice" and Johnksy for the first time ever sides with a priest during this episode. We also have another band featured on this episode. American Shadows a rock band out of Tulsa Oklahoma. We highly encourage you to check them out here https://open.spotify.com/artist/61vxEBxOHv8KYd4msESpSm?...
Apr 29, 2020•2 hr 15 min
The Moors murders!!! Today we give you Ian Brady and Myra Hindley known for their notorious slaughter of five children between 1963 and 1965. Todays other tales include Johnsky's incessant babbling, Monte shits on a neighbor, the pizza guy is into doorknob porn, and never touch a goose. We got a new supporter which is pretty awesome! It's beyond humbling to keep this crowd funded and listener supported. Chase thank you for your new and continued support. Also leaving some extra at the beginning ...
Apr 22, 2020•1 hr 52 min
Nothing says Texas more than a small town bar owner who kills his waitresses and raises alligators. Also there Isn't anything more Johnsky than him naming soap being to much responsibility. Once again we learn medical science by talking about girls have a cervix and guys have a cervax. With that we give you welcome to cumderdome during prohibition. Happy birthday to our voice over guy who has been out for a bit but we still pretend he's with us.
Apr 15, 2020•1 hr 51 min
We welcome you to grab a drink with an umbrella and enjoy some Island time!! Relax with the Johncologist and your wet nurse Terah as we learn about the cause-iffs. While you may not learn about any true medical knowledge. We will learn that none of us have perfected the Scottish accent. "Great Scott" you say? What is a Scott doing in Jamaica? Well let a couple of guys from the land of OZ and a gal from Illinope tell you the tale of Jamaicas first recorded serial killer.
Apr 08, 2020•1 hr 2 min
Levi Boone Helm the Kentucky cannibal. a great take on mountain man, American gunslinger, and flesh eating cowboy. Also a first take on our upcoming recipe book and Pints of the Round Table soap. Imagine being able shower with aromatic botanical sachet smells of our own Johnsky. Also featuring some rolling banjo from Dixe Dave Allen. Check him out here https://dixiedaveallen.bandcamp.com/
Apr 02, 2020•1 hr 38 min
This week on the Pints of the Round Table Bigfoot special: Terah learns to read... kinda, and she describes Johnny's junk pretty accurately. Monte nearly poops his pants much to the delight of Terah's pussy which loves to play with poo. And Johnny just refuses to believe in Bigfoot despite glaring pubic hair evidence! With the possibility of training a tactical Samsquatch army to fight off terrorists, the 95% of the podcast that isn't accurate sure is entertaining! On mic burp count: 2 and still...
Apr 02, 2020•1 hr
This week on Pints, we speak with a special guest... Mullet Karen. We discover what state has no necrophilia laws and let's just say, Terah may be moving west to keep banging dead Josh. We have sexy knees, being crappy at suicide, the offer for Monte to choke you out, and as always, there's little preparation, terrible acting and our facts are 15% correct 33% of the time.
Mar 11, 2020•1 hr 15 min
Are you a survivalist? Neither are we but we did find a different kind of guide. Something to help with those a little less living. Also we open up a bit more mail we received from our V-day episode.
Mar 04, 2020•48 min