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Phone Losers of America

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Hobosode 520 – Ain’t Ain’t A Word And You Ain’t Supposed To Use It

Today I do some number swapping, some late night metal detecting, and I talk to an entire family of psycho bitches. This show is all thanks to Billio Dillio and the billions of others who support my shows on Patreon and Spotify and Tim Apple. The opening song is by BarberShopJon on Fiverr. The background music is Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is Wheels by Ghost Rappy. You know, I just watched a trailer for La Brea and it looks kind of cool. I doubt I’ll ever watch it, but I ...

May 25, 202629 min

Hobosode 510 – Car Ding Catch Up

In this Hobosode I see what’s left on the car ding voicemails and call all of the numbers, just to see who will pick up. In the end I don’t fool any new people, but I have a nice reunion with a few of the old ones and I’m able to completely empty all of the voicemails from last Dingtember. Thanks, Raising Kane, for sponsoring this one. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff. LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To fin...

May 25, 202641 min

Hobosode 500 – Park vs. Park

Here’s that extra special 500th episode you’ve been waiting for, only to find that it’s just another regular Hobosode. But we do get to have some interesting conversations with people who don’t like me too much. We tease death and tell a girl to keep her car out of her apartment, which leads to harassing calls from her. This Hobosode is brought to you by Fun Society Arcade. The opening song is by Jenna on Fiverr. The background music end song is Monster by Dodie . The prank that plays during the...

May 25, 202643 min

Hobosode 490 – Panty Waste

It’s the holy crap we’re only 10 episodes away from 500 special, brought to you by Holden Afart! In this one I call a few swap shop users and a few receipt havers, and we not only get to listen to a guy hang up improperly and rant about my prank call all the way home, but we also learn a brand new insult phrase! The opening song is by Jenna G. on Fiverr. The background music is Black Mages by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is Sensei Doug by The Tree Flushers. LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To ...

May 25, 202636 min

Hobosode 480 – Happy Mothers Day

Today’s show has a bunch of The Sign Guy’s pizza numbers, where we talk to customers about dandelion violations, we cause a student to miss his exit because he’s distracted driving, and we alert a hospital to a biohazard on their door. We also remove the corners off of a landlord’s building, and after at least 15 years, we make a surprise visit to Curtis The Superhacker. And it’s all thanks to this Hobosode’s sponsor, Brandi L. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn on Fiverr. The background musi...

May 25, 202647 min

The BeverlyBot Show Episode 3 – Joseph At The Ambulance

BeverlyBot is an automated telephone machine that curses at you whenever you call her. She consists of a few dozen sound clips that play in sequence whenever you call into the system at 270-558-1710. She will wait for you to finish screaming at her before she starts talking crazy again. She’s based on the Double Wide Beverly prank calls that I put up on YouTube a few years ago. Soon after that I created the Asterisk-based bot , which is completely stolen from whoever created Lenny Bot. The Bever...

Jun 05, 20251 hr 46 min

Hobosode 470 – Parking Garage Donuts

I’m back to calling luxury apartment owners in Florida who drive hobo cars and break poolside chairs and leave crumbs everywhere. This Hobosode is birthed from Pokey Pony Puncher. The opening song is by MicroKORGI. The background music is SSH To Your Heart by Dale Chase. The end song is Middle Earth by Ceschi. LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To find out more about the music you hear on this show, visit our page of artists . For a bit of history and a studio tour, this is a good starting page . Reque...

Feb 20, 202536 min

Hobosode 460 – Pastor Roy

Molinwolf is at it again, doing things that cause people to call me while the car ding line and prank line are both already filled up dammit. Thanks to him a neighborhood thinks I’m about to open a 200 person homeless shelter on the edge of their neighborhood and they’re literally saying “Not in my back yard” to the guy setting it up. We do a few of those, then we move on to some classic angry Animegurl304 numbers. The intro song is by John G. The background music is by Posy. The ending song is ...

Feb 20, 202534 min

Hobosode 450 – Mostly Sign Guy Requests

Today Benq6969 brings us 45 minutes of calls to people who stick signs in the ground and others who casually toss their Domino’s pizza receipts onto the sidewalk as they leave with their pizzas. I also play a pretty good trick on Peggy’s Dad. The opening song is Hobo 4 Life by B.A. Johnston. The background music is Switch Lanes by Emergency Pizza Party. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff. LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To find out more about the music you hear on this show, visit our page of artists ...

Feb 20, 202546 min

Hobosode 440 – Fiber Hut

I tried an idea from Discord today, from this news story that Butthole Winker 34 posted about fiber huts. Do they really call them fiber huts? Doesn’t that suggest there’d be a roof over the box? It’s just a stupid utility box. Thanks, K.C. Deeply, for being today’s top supporter! The opening and ending song is Trolling and Rolling by Suno AI. The background music is Normal Guy by Jon Lajoie. The end song is Pet Peeves by Soup or Villainz. LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To find out more about the m...

Feb 20, 202528 min

Hobosode 430 – Jimb Uh Round

This is technically yesterday’s Hobosode, but I stayed up too late watching Pete Davidson so I didn’t get it finished and uploaded last night. That’s my perfectly valid excuse. This one is brought to you by ProximaCentauri, who is a loyal and loving supporter on Patreon. This is a classified ads list, but I was sucking at doing classified things for the first 20 minutes, so I just started complaining to them about their slow-ass wifi first, just to break the ice, and THEN ask them about their it...

Jan 13, 202456 min

Hobosode 420 – Rolling Around In Back Yards

Most of this show is calling random businesses from a list sent in by MusicalMuffin68, then we call a few numbers of Next Door Nicks. And we even do a lunk alarm! Big thanks to Jick N. for sponsoring this Hobosode. The opening song is Professional Butthole by Synthead. The background music is a karaoke version of Threes Company. The end song is I Wonder Whats Inside Your Butthole by Tom McGovern. LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To find out more about the music you hear on this show, visit our page o...

Jan 13, 202444 min

Hobosode 410 – Holographic Advertisements

Phil_Not_the_Doctor brings you the 400th Hobosode, where I call swap shoppers and convince them a rogue identity thief is on the line and out to get them. The opening song is steveblazed by Jeff B. The background music is Meow Meow by Simon The Magpie. The end song is Big Boy by PayDay. LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To find out more about the music you hear on this show, visit our page of artists . For a bit of history and a studio tour, this is a good starting page . Request a prank call and find...

Jan 13, 202441 min

Hobosode 400 – Crossed Lines and Swap Shops

Phil_Not_the_Doctor brings you the 400th Hobosode, where I call swap shoppers and convince them a rogue identity thief is on the line and out to get them. The opening song is steveblazed by Jeff B. The background music is Meow Meow by Simon The Magpie. The end song is Big Boy by PayDay. LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To find out more about the music you hear on this show, visit our page of artists . For a bit of history and a studio tour, this is a good starting page . Request a prank call and find...

Jan 13, 202429 min

Hobosode 390 – Post Office Deliveries

In today’s show I finish up Molinwolf’s list of numbers and tell most of them about deliveries from the post office. It’s sponsored by kristine! The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Forest of Wonder by Philter. The end song is yamiga69 by Jeff. If you like the art on this post, go download it ! LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To find out more about the music you hear on this show, visit our page of artists . For a bit of history and a studio tour, this is a good starting page . Req...

Mar 03, 202336 min

Hobosode 380 – Christmas Tree Disposal

Fun Society Arcade brings us a few new ways to dispose of our Christmas trees, including a mysterious fluid that’s supposed to dissolve the tree right before your eyes, but doesn’t work as advertised. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music later is Threes Company by Justin Canton. The end song is Lou’s Got The Flu by Roger Miller. If you like the art on this post, go download it ! LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To find out more about the music you hear on this show, visit our page of a...

Mar 03, 202333 min

Hobosode 370 – This Big Mouth Of Mine

It’s a free Hobosode, sponsored by Theo P! I call a couple people from the prank line, then do some requests and sign spinning, and end with a bunch of swap shop calls. The opening and ending song is You’re Crazy by Antix. The background music is Chipmunk Beat. LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To find out more about the music you hear on this show, visit our page of artists . For a bit of history and a studio tour, this is a good starting page . Request a prank call and find links related to shows at...

Mar 03, 202344 min

PRANK TAPES – The Jerky Tapes

Have you ever listened to the original Jerky Boys bootleg recordings on a shitty tape that was made from about a dozen copies and then sat around in a closet for 2 decades? Well, you’re about to in this really difficult to listen to recording. This is the original tape from the late-80’s or early 90’s which later became an album know as The Jerky Boys. The original tape contains unedited calls of horrible sound quality, the personal information of the people called, threats to bomb restaurants, ...

Sep 23, 202255 min

Hobosode 360 – Dress Shorts

This show marks the official return of Yelp check in calls. Yep, there are people who still check in on Yelp. A lot less than there was 10 years ago when we were doing it on The Phone Show, but it’s apparently still a thing. We also do a lot of swap shop calls. Our glorious sponsor today is Theo P. The opening song is Welcome to the Botnet by TheN. The background music is Punch The Wall by Rappy McRapperson. The ending song is The MonkeyPox Dance by Rappy McRapperson. Here’s the official video f...

Aug 11, 202246 min

Hobosode 350 – Butthole

The Sayleboat brings you another great show about yard sales, chickens, and tires. All the music in this Hobosode is Professional Butthole by Synthead . Show art by Nik Caesar . LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SHOW : To find out more about the music you hear on this show, visit our page of artists . For a bit of history and a studio tour, this is a good starting page . Request a prank call and find links related to shows at snowplowshow.com . If you’re searching for a specific thing said in a show, shitbra...

Aug 11, 202233 min

The BeverlyBot Show Episode 2 – Beverly’s Revenge

Last year I set up a “Lenny Bot” on my phone system, only I changed all the Lenny clips into Beverly clips, a lady I prank called years ago and she’d really let me have it good. The point of BeverlyBot is that you can trick your friends and family into calling her and they’ll think they’re talking to an actual crazy woman when really it’s just a recording of an actual crazy woman. If you’re still confused, call BeverlyBot at 270-558-1710 or 828-549-7069 and have a chat with her. She’ll be very a...

Jul 01, 20222 hr 5 min

Hang Up The Phone 38 – Dick Shaped Mailboxes

I don’t know why I’m immediately posting last night’s Hang Up The Phone show when I’ve got a bunch of old episodes from 2019 and 2020 that I still haven’t edited or posted. I don’t even know if this is really HUTP Episode 38. I’m just guessing based on the number of unedited files. Maybe this will motivate me to get those old ones edited though. On this show me and Carl take calls for an hour, Next Door Nick calls in to make fun of my keyboard, the reason there’s a time jump in the middle of Nic...

Jun 10, 202256 min

Hang Up The Phone 32 – They Canned Me For Saying Booger

This show was originally broadcast on July 24th, 2019, on Mixlr and Facebook, where we will surely broadcast forever. The opening music is Krystaline by Rappy McRapperson. Brad freaks out over rim shots, Legend calls in to let us know that he got canned for saying the word booger, we are not welcome back at the meetup bar in Chicago, Carl keeps manufacturing elevator malfunctions so he can meet ladies, Devon and Brad are going to be fitbit friends, the background music on today’s show is from a ...

May 12, 20221 hr 16 min

Hobosode 340 – Kiss You On The Mouth

Today we take a hard hitting journalistic look at homophobia in the deep south and you’ll be shocked at what we uncover. Omni is the sponsor of this one. The opening song is by Henrik. The background music is Yes I Am An Alien by MC Lars. The end song is Bit Pop by Shael Riley. SUPPORT THE PLA: For extra weekly shows, subscribe on Patreon , Spotify , or Apple . Watch live shows on Twitch . Get PLA stickers from our Zazzle store . Get PLA t-shirts in our Spreadshirt store or our TeePublic store ....

Apr 15, 202232 min

Hobosode 330 – The Cardboard Tube

Here’s a show where I steal something that SiGmA_X said in Discord and make a whole show out of it where apartment managers try to convince me that the weird messed up thing their parents had them do with toilet paper tubes is completely normal. As usual, I’m contractually obligated to post every tenth Hobosode for the general public to listen to in hopes that they might become paying members. Thank you, Fun Society Arcade, for being the sponsor of this one. The opening song is by Bob Rivers. Th...

Feb 16, 202229 min

Hobosode 310 – I Don’t Know You

Hobosodes are subscriber-only, but I usually release every tenth Hobosode to the public to entice you into becoming a subscriber. That’s how the scheme works. Today’s show is brought to you by everyone’s favorite sponsor, dribblybob. In this one I end my month-long quest to speak with Real Life Old Lady Bobby Hill, then I move on to some of Timmy’s restaurant lists, before ending the show with the grand finale of giving Timmy’s Dad a mild heart attack. The opening song is by BarberShopJohn on Fi...

Oct 05, 202131 min

The BeverlyBot Show Episode 1 – The Voicemails Edition

For the past year I’ve been putting off catching up on the Snow Plow Show’s voicemails. It’s been over a year that about 2 or 3 months of voicemails have been sitting in my Google Voice, waiting to be played. Occasionally I get rid of a few of them, but it’s been taking forever. So on the end of this episode, you get to hear about 30 minutes or so of Snow Plow Show voicemails, immediately following the regular BeverlyBot show broadcast. I’m finally caught up! In this week’s episode of The Beverl...

Aug 18, 20214 hr 43 min

Hobosode 300 – Phone Number Expiration

Our 300th Hobosode is brought to you by Theo P! I call a few numbers from the request folders including sign people and home owners association residents. Here’s a link to the YouTube video of Beverly being crazy . If you want to talk to Beverly Bot, dial 270-558-1710. The opening song is by Vista Blue. The background music is Rail Maze. The ending song is by Penelope Scott. SUPPORT THE PLA: Join PLA’s Patreon or the Elite Cactus Squad to get extra weekly shows, live show archives, and other occ...

Aug 04, 202128 min

Three Prank Calls – Randomized

I bet you’re in the mood for three randomized prank calls, chosen by a machine. Well you’re in luck because that’s what’s happening here. I talk to a customer at a FedEx store, I attempt to survey a lady who complained on a business Facebook page, and we listen to an old radio phone mob. SUPPORT THE PLA: Join PLA’s Patreon or the Elite Cactus Squad to get extra weekly shows, live show archives, and other occasional perks. Get PLA stickers from our Zazzle store . Get PLA t-shirts in our Spreadshi...

Jul 30, 202117 min

Hobosode 290 – Swap Shop Preaching

Usually Hobosodes cost you 5 smackers per month, but every 10th Hobosode is FREE. Karl!!! sponsors today’s show and Cotton Cacti provides the list of roycipients who are having yard sales and selling things on the radio. We get to battle religious freedom, Covid misinformation, and fake news. The opening song is by El Hombre. The background music is Too Crazy by David Fesliyan. The ending song is & by Tally Hall. SUPPORT THE PLA: Join PLA’s Patreon or the Elite Cactus Squad to get extra week...

Jun 08, 202130 min
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