Episode 304 - We Are Doomed

You thought this was a show about President Trump, didn't you? Wrong! Today we discuss things that could kill you, otherwise ruin your life, or prove the human race is over. That's right, it's pure comedy gold! Dr. Ankit Mahadevia describes the global threat posed by increasing antibiotic resistant "super bugs." Abby Eisenkraft gives you tax tips that will keep you out of jail. Nutritionista Diana Keuilian explains how to hack recipes to take out all the stuff that is making you sick while still making food taste good. Coach Meg splices your emotional DNA before you fall off the deep end. And Manny the Movie Guy not only reviews this weekend's movies, he explains why La La Land is so popular. Plus Phil and his friends, Gonzo Greg Spillane and Kelly Bennett have these stories to reinforce the idea we are doomed: Massive asteroid is headed towards Earth! U.S. military now has super laser beams. People are saving and preserving the tattoos off the bodies of dearly departed. Beer yoga! The doomsday clock is adjusted CLOSER to midnight. It's a fowl Chinese New Year. VR Smell Porn. Twinkie Ice Cream. And...wait for it...pigs cross bred with human DNA (what could go wrong?) Now if this isn't collective proof we are all doomed, you should listen to this entire episode to hear all the stories we didn't list here.