Earpiece Translator, Honey Mead, Mike Trout

You’ve used that translator app on your phone for ever, right? Now there’s an earpiece which listens to the language the person right in front of you is speaking and translates it seamlessly into your language. Cool, huh? Admit it, you don’t like mead, but you’ll drink it to sound cool, in a medieval way. Is Mike Trout as good as Willie Mays, and are the Angels going to trade him to the Yankees?