We return once again with Tim to chill out and talk about a bunch of stuff before we finally get into looking back at the films of 2015. Most of which Phil and Jake haven’t seen — but Tim has! Message Postage, Waiting for Tim (0:00) Born on a Monday (3:55) Tim Arrives and has Problems Connecting (6:14) Phil’s Instagram Points-Swindling (9:30) How’s it going, Tim (15:08) Wire, sponsor us! Tim’s Haircut Adventure (19:27) Jake, Tim, and Phil’s Hairstyles (22:59) Tim’s New Camera Talk (27:31) Beers ...
Feb 14, 2016•3 hr 56 min
Back! The First In Twenty Sixteen (0:00) Jake’s Smoothie Corner (2:45) What’s in it for January (13:16) Talking about All The Months, Jan. to May (15:01) All The months, June to December (30:05) Questions! Short Movie Update (43:12) Gang Beasts (49:09) More Questions: Hand-drawn, Leo, Epic Fantasy (50:42) Why Never Awake? Hobbit Movies, War Stars Audiobooks (53:19) Lost, Late Christmas Letter (56:41) Quick ending to the Podcast and More Things (59:54) Links: Phil’s Summer Essay Bluefax’s Hobbit...
Jan 29, 2016•1 hr 6 min
The year ends, the Luke speaks, the Force is up, and we got a nice snowy song and talk about different topics, and no one cares because it’s the end of the year! Last of the Year with Luke and Author Names (0:00) You Can Change the Handle (05:08) Christmas Carols and Other Discarols (07:42) Spoiler Territory — Luke’s Star Wars Corner: Episode I: Plot Holes (13:07) Sherlock? Books and books!? (20:16) Episode II: Point Number One – Theories (28:18) Episode III: Point Number Two – The Novel (35:20)...
Dec 31, 2015•1 hr 51 min
The day has finally come! On location at Tim’s place, Jake, Phil, and Tim come back from the theatre and discuss their first thoughts and experience watching the new “STA WO” movie — and to their shock and terror realized they recorded over FOUR AND A HALF HOURS OF IT. THIS IS HORRIBLE. We’ve gone too far. An Interesting Day (0:00) Tim’s Mission: Impossible Adventure (2:27) The Cinema Baboons (5:03) Words of Warning (11:15) Personal Sta Wo Histories (16:33) Tim’s Sta Wo History (22:01) The Old S...
Dec 18, 2015•4 hr 45 min
Alright, break out the eggnog, get cozy around the fire and listen to two annoying guys talk your ear off about Christmas being here, bringing a cheer! Complete with the announcement of the winner of the Super Special Christmas Project! Holly jolly days! Christmas Special (0:00) Phil the Christmas Elitist (02:53) The Best Santa Deceit For Your Future Kids (04:50) St. Nikolaus and Krampus (13:38) Phil’s Krampus Spook (20:29) Arnold’s American Accent (27:22) Eggnog (30:11) Holidays Prior! Caroling...
Dec 13, 2015•1 hr 15 min
The final—or so we mistakenly thought before remembering this whole series was in fact called, Parsecs to Episode VII—installment of us re-watching, walkthrough-ing, and reviewing the Star Wars films. And it’s Christmas! Christmas! Jim Gaffigan and Die Hard (0:00) The Semifinal Parsec & Star Wars Hype (05:38) Return of the Jedi! (12:20) Jabba’s Bikini Palace (14:38) Luke, Rancor and the Sail Barge (43:43) Rebel Alliance and Going to Endor (1:07:49) The Legendary Verkle (1:17:53) The Not-So-L...
Dec 05, 2015•2 hr 33 min
It has commenced! The episode where we know not what we say or why. Can you listen to it? Let us find out. This is not my idea (0:00) Edgar Wright and Fingers (02:48) Creating Stuff and Criticizing (10:25) Maria’s List (17:07) Being Generous (19:24) Nostalgic Game? (23:17) Jake’s Time Travels and Poscat Talk (26:54) Graham Cochrane’s Scruff Mcgruff Mixing (31:15) Change and Shift in System (39:27) Critics and Movieafafanfhaf (41:43) Movies with Special Things (42:44) Raiders or Grail (47:12) Fan...
Nov 26, 2015•1 hr 10 min
The Episode 60-two-year anniversary spooky special appears as a surprise and as a VERY late Halloween one as well. Jake, Phil, and Tim return to tell spooky tales, and speak of weddings and casually talk about casual things. Nothing special, just another year checkpoint. The Regular BeerMen (0:00) McFarlane, Hellraiser, Halloween Spooks (07:59) Jake’s Jimmy Kimmel Store Adventure (16:11) Scream and Laugh (20:11) Tim’s Mysterious Found-Footage Movie (22:50) Jake and Tim’s Technological Advances (...
Nov 02, 2015•2 hr 36 min
Are we back? We’re back… to the future, and beyond – bringing you tales from the cinema, tales from Tim the Enchanter, and tales of the Revenge of the Sith. The last prequel, and semifinal in-depth recounting of the “Star Wars” films before “The Force Awakens” – will Jimmy Smits triumph? Who cares, we have a new design for the site. What’s a Zmaj & Re-Cap (0:00) Back, Beyond the Future! (2:58) Monty Python and The Holy Cinema Events (9:07) Roger the Shrubber and 2K Projection (14:00) Back to...
Oct 27, 2015•3 hr
Jake is back to talk some more. This time about faith and where he’s at. Plus a re-review of the re-watched Jurassic World movie. Studio Quality Stuff (0:00) October and Poscats (2:37) JURASSIC WURL Re-Watch Re-View (6:04) Jake’s Pondering Non-Didactic Think-Tank Corner M. 2 (20:21) Three Things To Come back To (26:30) Worldview Vision (30:44) Jake’s Kinda Theological School Story (35:54) Belief System Presupposition (49:14) More Modern Times (58:35) Metaphysical Mumbo Jumbo (1:01:48) Almost Par...
Oct 15, 2015•1 hr 31 min
It’s the poscat episode you always wanted. A two-parter of Jake’s corner where Jake talks about his things and shares his thoughts on the world through his perspective! Plus a cool song. Welcome! Assistant Problems (0:00) Trying New Things with Jake (01:35) Older Talk Shows and The Tim Zone (3:44) Thinking about Saying vs. Saying it (8:08) Phil’s Assignment He’s Doing While ‘Podcasting’ (13:35) Monster Hunter? Hideo Kojima? Animal Crossing? (16:09) Music Jake’s Working On… (25:03) Jake’s Ponderi...
Oct 13, 2015•1 hr 20 min
The month is gone and the new month rises as the not-podcast returns! Phil and Jake talk about the poscat itself, their absence, what happened, and then — the fourth “Star Wars” movie in thorough review. Two to go until “The Force Awakens”. Back in September & Re-Intro (0:00) New Season? (11:04) Canada Debriefing (13:58) The Topic At Hand: Star Wars – Parsecs to Episode VII (33:23) Phil’s Declaration on “Force Awakens” (36:06) EPISODE II: Nostalgia Value – What happened before it happened (3...
Sep 06, 2015•3 hr 22 min
Phil and Jake are here to be lazy and bring you a lazy Poscat episode until late August. Isn’t that sad and pathetic? But here are some things that happened! The L-Summer Episode (0:00) The Mac Store Adventures (01:42) Ginger Lidl Ale (11:21) The Death of Superman Lives! (15:47) Reading From The Tourist Guide for Croatia (23:21) So Jake, Stuff From Before! (39:23) Peanut Butters and Canadians (43:06) What Do You Think about Books (48:17) Answering Questions (50:29) Question One (51:20) Question ...
Jul 28, 2015•1 hr 35 min
We spared no expense with this update of two not-podcasts for the time of one! A time of the age of the dinosaurs, a poscat 65 bazillion seconds in the making, a talk with Tim about the newest “Jurassic World” film, and how some might not like it like the others. Warning: SPOILERS AT THE JURASSIC WORLD REVIEW! But not before talking about one relevancy… and other things that will bore you. Back to Back Bargain Bin Special (0:00) Sir Christopher Lee (05:31) News Flash! Most Important Vegetables, ...
Jun 19, 2015•2 hr 36 min
The third official “Parsecs to Episode VII” poscat continues as the retelling of “The Empire Strikes Back” commences, but not before we talk about the upcoming hopeful short action film and the test shots we shot about it – plus a little history of Phil’s video cameras. In this once-in-a-generation Back-To-Back Bargain Bin Special! Two Podcast Episodes at the Same Time! Follow-Up Greetings (0:00) Lost in La Mancha Forgot to Mention (07:11) Knight Movie Test Shots Talk (09:56) Phil’s Camera Histo...
Jun 19, 2015•3 hr 29 min
A Super Summer Special episode (possibly the longest yet?) has been achieved and a super special story Luke and Phil decided to reveal to all the good listeners? This can’t be! Can it? It’s May. (0:00) What’s been happenin’ (2:32) Summer Slam 2015: “Avengers: Age of Ultron” (14:44) Avengers: Specifics (30:23) Intro to one of Luke and Phil’s Movie Plots That Never Happened (1:36:45) GRIZZLOR – AT SEA (1:41:55) Movie Tales: Luke and Phil’s “X4” Idea from 2008 to 2010. (1:44:06) X4: Pitch Video (20...
May 15, 2015•3 hr 27 min
Jake and Phil wake up from relaxation and talk through a lot of behind the scenes documentaries they like – then Phil tries to explain what he feels with the newest trailer for “Episode VII”, and hopes you forgive him his oddness. Plus two songs! Oh Racka-Too, Breakfast, and Kentucky Fried Chicken, and Fast Food (0:00) Retcons and Follow-Up (13:44) Talking about Making-Ofs (21:00) Odeszya – Say My Name – Spearfisher Remix (1:01:04) Back to Making-Ofs A bit more (1:04:46) Talking about the second...
Apr 28, 2015•2 hr 1 min
As Relax-Era really shows its strength, after almost a month of inactivity, a new popcast finally pops into existence and movies are reviewed, and Phil interrupts Jake too many times to say what things he’s done to waste his time with. Back On Track? (0:00) B’donuts and LittleKuriboh (04:18) Bakshi Lord of the Rings Dub Again (10:23) Movie Reviews Today (13:24) Ranting About CG Design and Marketing (16:22) Movie Review: Willow ! (21:58) We Watched Forgotten Silver (31:02) Phil watched Valley of ...
Apr 14, 2015•1 hr 22 min
Phil rants about Disney Garage movies and we review movies we watched these two weeks, also some interesting binaural sounds – so HEADPHONES recommended. Fixing Broken Mic Stands Binaural (0:00) Actual Podcast starts St. Patrick! (4:48) Getting Hyped Phil Complaining (7:03) Garage Greenscreen Disney Movies (15:45) Two Jungle Books and Disney Garage Rant (19:08) Mahaaa the French! (41:08) Watching Netflix Terminology (42:11) Watched John Carter… of Mars!!! (45:51) Watched Kingdom of Heaven (57:17...
Mar 18, 2015•1 hr 26 min
Phil finally talks about his movie project and Zelda, vidyergames, and talk shows! And ARRRNOOOLD! What’s going on? (0:00) Legend of ZELDA: Ocarina of Tiiiime (2:30) Franchise, Epics, Lore, and Mythos (8:51) Back to ZELDA: Ocarina of Timeeee (14:19) The Order: 1886 and Modern Action Games (24:30) Talk Shows Today and Talk Shows Then (35:31) Arnold Dubbing his old movies and Phil’s PREDATOR3 (44:03) The PHIL MOVIE PROJECT: The Untitled Knight Movie (52:26) Bring Back Luke? Unfinished Business! (1...
Mar 02, 2015•1 hr 14 min
Going through the many movies of 2014, after Tim instigated this idea a few months ago. Now Tim returns and brings with him some reviews to films we never watched! Valentine’s Day Love (0:00) Jake’s Epic Deodorant Story (3:51) Phil’s Stupid 3DS Miis (6:30) Twenty Seconds of Silence (8:00) Tim’s Deodorant Story (9:03) Getting Down To Business: Movies 2014 (9:51) Talking about 5-Live (13:12) 2014 Movies in Review (14:36) Tommy Wiseau’s The Room (17:09) The LEGO Movie (32:51) Small Mentions (41:58)...
Feb 15, 2015•2 hr 38 min
The Phantom Podcast takes revenge! Recorded on Phil’s Birthday, steps are taken towards the parsecs to Episode VII this being the unofficial 2nd step as we review “Episode I: The Mantom Phenace” after seeing it again, but watching it as if we had never seen it before! Later on in the year will be “Empire Strikes Back” followed by the remaining two prequels, and then “Return of the Jedi” during Q3 of 2015. Stupid Spidey News Today (0:00) Jurassic World Again (03:27) Star Wars Story-Time! Parsecs ...
Feb 11, 2015•2 hr 31 min
Did you know we actually had a chance at doing a podcast over a decade ago with our cool friend? Did you know about our stupid audio dramas from years before? Well fear not, all these things are explained somewhat and also shown! We Didn’t Listen to That (0:00) Our Old Radio Shows (1:36) A Little About “P.D Works” (2:36) Young 2004 Phil Mindset (5:40) Young Jake Mindset (8:45) Jake’s ’03 Tight Shirt Story (10:45) Phil-King’s Going Against the Grain (15:07) Still Building up the Radio Show Clip (...
Feb 02, 2015•1 hr 15 min
Jake and Phil look in to the 1998 movie that is The Donut Trap! They talk about parents! They talk about future Kong shows and Avatar King! Oh and some documentary krapfen with some fluff! Macho Man Day (0:00) Podcast Eras (3:40) New Topics Someday (9:26) Star Wars IMAX Footage update (11:24) Jake’s Enemy: Documentary Fluff (18:38) Donuts! Doughnuts! Krapfen! (28:03) Last Korruh (Legend of Korruh) Recap (34:54) Avatar Future Shows Pitch (49:04) Parent Traps (55:40) King Kong? (1:04:19) Stuff Lat...
Jan 27, 2015•1 hr 20 min
Officially the first of 2015, let us begin by talking about nerdy things like cinema formats and physical media! Back in Twentyfifteen (0:00) “Double Life” (0:55) How’re You? (3:55) The IMAX and Documentaries (5:09) Ads In Theatres (12:21) Back to the Max (13:56) The LIEMAX and the Blockbusters (15:18) Aspect Ratio, Formats and A-Jafar (22:44) DVDs, Blu Ray Discs, and Online Streaming (28:06) Music Streaming and VHS (42:06) 4K Blu Ray and Blu Ray “Mispurchases” like “Beauty and the Beast” (48:18...
Jan 19, 2015•1 hr 8 min
The ball is gonna drop, it’s gonna drop at 12 o’clock! Join Phil and Jake as they record their new year celebrating life, the universe, and everything – with their moocher friends from Animal Crossing: New Leaf. New Year Animal Crossing (0:00) An Amazing Letter (02:41) Older New Year’s Memories (03:52) Why Don’t You Like Egg Nog (16:11) Animal Crossing Neighbors (17:24) More New Year’s Talk (20:54) What About 2014 (21:38) JCG’s New Year Song (23:00) Keanu Reeves Topped his Friends (25:00) New Ye...
Dec 31, 2014•56 min
Wellp, that’s about it. Happy Hompen Time! Hashtag: OneLastTime (0:00) Orcs, Gobbos, and Wargs (2:00) Introduction to the Last Cast (4:39) Origins of the word, “Hompen” (6:30) Christmas Time and Middle-Earth (11:43) Phil’s Light-Energy Wasting (15:44) Why Do The Hobbit Films Still Get Such a Positive Reaction? & Legacy of the Rings (18:09) No One Likes King Kong Except Me (29:48) “Glad To See More of Middle-Earth” (31:56) What Went Wrong! (36:20) Nvmeri – Entropy (52:47) Phil’s Hobbit Movie-...
Dec 24, 2014•2 hr 17 min
The defining chapter of our podcast trilogy. Phil’s Leftover Predictions Before Watching (0:00) The Final Movie is Watched (13:51) The Theatre Experience and 2D Glasses (18:04) -Reviewing the Movie- Schmaug’s Lake-Town Kerfuffle & Grima-Lite (23:07) Post-Kerfuffle of Schmaug & Dwarves In Erebor (42:15) Azog’s Army & Bard’s Like… (54:37) White Council Burly Brawl! & the Pacing (1:01:52) Thorin and Bard Through the Telephone Hole & Bilbo Gives Arkenstone (1:22:48) Dáin Shows up...
Dec 17, 2014
The age of hobbits is about to end, as Jake, Tim, and Phil go through their own experiences in the past three years of Middle-Zealand’s most extrapolated, abused story from a book that should have just been one nice little movie. Join us on an overtly long and split-into-three-parts December special to debrief ourselves of this masterpiece of the art of dillydallying. Surviving Lobotomies (0:00) Sorry for Missing Audio Last Time (02:59) The End of the Hompen Journey (04:51) Rumblings of 2010… th...
Dec 09, 2014•2 hr 51 min
Timely matters are discussed this week and Tim joins us with new technology! Christmas Tim!! (0:00) Autumn and Fall (1:25) Dustiest Place In the World (04:57) Problems with Gas and the Yugo (06:24) Tim’s Guitar Adventure (09:42) Tim’s Packages Adventure (15:41) Phil’s Keyboard Betrayal (20:25) Tim’s Packages Continued (22:37) this & that – it’s christmas (28:01) Walruses (32:47) Talk about Trailers (33:33) The Bear We saw on the Segway (37:13) Jurassic World Talks (38:45) Phil’s Childhood St...
Dec 01, 2014•2 hr 11 min
