Petty Crimes

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Petty Crimes investigates real-life interpersonal drama to uncover who is guilty of a petty crime. Hosted by SNL writer Ceara Jane O'Sullivan and retired model Griff Stark-Ennis. Part true crime, mostly comedy, completely petty.

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Episodes

Pulp Nonfiction

Name a movie…any movie! There’s a good chance he’s pretended to have seen it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 30, 2022•37 min

Lil Criminals

“¡Su casa es mi casa!” - The Kids Who Live Next Door Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 23, 2022•37 min

F*rk Work!

You want to live fancy? You better fork, bitch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 16, 2022•40 min

A**whole Sale

Broken heart? Join the club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 09, 2022•28 min

Barney and Friends

It was a tied game until she fouled out. #ballislife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aug 02, 2022•40 min

Liar-in-Law

All of her lies are about to come crashing down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 26, 2022•37 min

Cubbytime Comeback

He made fun of her hat. She had no comeback. But that’s okay - she’s still learning! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 19, 2022•38 min

Campground Canoodle

You can take the finance bro out of the city, but you can’t take the sh*tty out of the finance bro. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 12, 2022•37 min

Facebook Memories

This might be the only case where ghosting online is acceptable. TW: Spousal Grief. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jul 05, 2022•32 min

Fire Hose

It all went down at a bachelorette party in Vegas... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 28, 2022•39 min

TikTok, Drip Drop

His socially anxious dog created a real Social Dilemma. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jun 21, 2022•39 min

The Great Toaster Tizzle

Grab your shot glasses, ‘cause we’re about to make a toast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 31, 2022•38 min

Airplane Mood

If you fly Southwest, expect drama. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 24, 2022•32 min

Petty in Paris

Our first Parisian Petty Crime involves a thief, a coffee pot, and…Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 17, 2022•35 min

Disney Prince

His “Once upon a time” romance ended in a lie…a crazy lie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 10, 2022•34 min

Dr. Smith!

A family friend wants to be more than friends. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May 03, 2022•33 min

Pest Friends

Using condoms won’t protect you from everything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 26, 2022•29 min

Cousin Love

Classic meet-cute: they’re cousins. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 19, 2022•27 min

Cassie’s Dad

A custody battle ensues over a plant named Cassie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 12, 2022•27 min

Chicken Coup

Our very first international petty crime: chickens, harnesses, and a snoop at the parkette. Cluck yeah! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apr 05, 2022•27 min

Dirty Shower

She came, she sh*t, she left. And no one said a thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 29, 2022•28 min

Murder Memes

Reading into your coworkers’ memes can be dangerous… if it points to them conspiring to murder you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 22, 2022•25 min

Signed, Karma

Is there any place on Earth more petty than the parking lot beside a Barry’s Bootcamp in West Hollywood? This episode proves not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 15, 2022•29 min

Dog Drama

If your neighbor’s dog poops on the roof, and no one cares but you, did it even really happen? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mar 08, 2022•33 min

Petty Crimes Trailer

Each week, Petty Crimes co-hosts and long-time friends, Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis, passionately investigate minor, interpersonal disputes…arriving at a verdict with each case examined. Part comedy, part true crime – completely petty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Feb 25, 2022•2 min

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