Rough week? Drink a bottle of champers…IT’S MANGO SEASON…that yellow bag just hits better…Cristal and pizza…long as you’re not a Bitcoin Bro, you ARE Miami AF…sometimes we just do our bit in the wild…colorism is so engrained in latino culture, we don’t even realize it…congrats to Father of the Bride…Beyonce is entering her older diva dance video phase…DJ loves shuffle Drake…Deborah Cox is NOT freestyle…DJ = hip-hop remix, Ish = dance remix…a Walk to Remember makes everyone weep…we did wind up at...
Jun 24, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Bring on the World Cup, logistical nightmare and all…maybe we can bring back Columbia House AND BMG…legit sure we’re the only ones talking about Billie Piper on a US podcast this week…there’s tone deaf and then there’s just plain off…yeah, let’s definitely follow the lead of the community vs creating ice cream…representation matters, kids…Lizzo just looks like she radiates light and positivity…there’s a difference between a lesson and a talking down to…hope DJ never has to pray in English to dif...
Jun 17, 2022•1 hr 25 min
You know we love an underdog success story…sometimes it’s not reinventing the wheel, but making sure it works better…please have that delicious vegan sandwich more available…embrace your culture and your community…it really is one of Ish’s happy places…legit, nicest restaurant bathroom around...ok, so Marcus Lemonis is spontaneous…support local, but more than that, support awesome people…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast...
Jun 15, 2022•1 hr 17 min
So begins rainy season…way to ruin a proposal Disney employee…maybe Mickey jail IS happy...just cuz drag queens slay, it’s not lethal…if everything is breaking news, then nothing is breaking news…DJ’s sayings might just be our next shirts…hey VH-1, cast US on ‘I Love the 20s’…sometimes you need to take a hard look at the evidence, and yourself…those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it…we’re bombarded with too much information…why DO we know so many British words?…Thank you to Be...
Jun 10, 2022•1 hr 30 min
This is a kinda long ep today…el agua salada es buenisima…teaching comfort limits early…what inflation…Montana & the oldest Chinese restaurant, who knew…ahhh welcome CBS Sunday Morning…mmm chaufa…sure it’s still a $1 but it’s not the same…DJ & pan de bono = ecstasy…like a bad neighbor, State Farm’s no longer there…congrats Laverne Cox & Mattel…happy Pride y’all…we love to engage in discussion…so much grey in the world…believe, but verify cuz toxic is toxic…we figured you out CVS…Than...
Jun 03, 2022•1 hr 36 min
Cuban-American country singer from Miami, it’s a thing…there’s always room for inserting culture….minority is kinda insulting a term…hmm frijoles negros in Nashville…finally someone to explain crypto currency…maybe we’ll do some PLMTY NFT..even outside Miami, you’re always 305…don’t set up your own barriers…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jun 01, 2022•36 min
Alexandria Aniyah Rubio, 10…Alithia Ramirez, 10…Amerie Jo Garza, 10…Annabell Guadalupe Rodriguez, 10…Eliahana Cruz Torres, 10…Eliana “Ellie” Garcia, 9…Eva Mireles, 44…Irma Garcia…Jackie Cazares, 10…Jailah Nicole Silguero, 10…Jayce Luevanos, 10…Jose Flores, 10…Layla Salazar, 10…Makenna Lee Elrod, 10…Maite Rodriguez…Miranda Mathis, 11…Nevaeh Bravo…Rojelio Torres, 10…Tess Marie Mata…Uziyah Garcia, 10…Xavier Lopez, 10…https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/donate-to-texas-elementary-school-shooting-reliefTh...
May 27, 2022•58 min
Us + Dos Croquetas = perfect combo…la carpa and comegenes is so dramatic…how many Brit songs can we work into any episode…sometimes people just shouldn’t mix…the definition of beauty NEEDS to be modified and expanded…also, who is anyone to say someone’s not beautiful…wow, suing for grandkids, la cosa esta seria...catfish text messages, now we have a new low people…thanks again Dos Croquetas for the delicious food and yummy Jupiña slushie…ahhh, chain restaurants how we love thee…and just like tha...
May 20, 2022•1 hr 2 min
Art shouldn’t be formal…different students aren’t bad students…dando cabezasos se aprende…El Dorado & SoHo House, essentials people…abstract but recognizable…interpret art for yourself…you never know where you’ll find a teacher…OMG, his baby is SUPER cute…inspiration comes at any time…at times, your story is that of others…be your own gallery…if you have a platform, you should give back…’cuz I wanted to see the ass’ is our new reason for everything…la Hitachi proves its utility yet again…The...
May 18, 2022•1 hr 4 min
Linens N Things vs Bed Bath & Beyond…Bye bye iPod…seriously, in OUR day music was just different…convenience vs experience…does anybody like mimes…Muppets are people, live with it…tone deaf AND poverty porn…maybe one day we’ll live in a box at the Perez Art Museum…PR doing it’s job shouldn’t be an outrage…why can’t fun things be fun anymore…let’s start a Grimace Appreciation Day (GAD?)…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to B...
May 13, 2022•1 hr 27 min
Congrats on the babies…the Miami hustle is real…hard work truly does pay off…use that platform…no seriously, she’s like the happiest pregnant woman we’ve ever seen…of course Ish asks the question in the dumbest way possible…never apologize for who you are...boxes are for gifts, not for people…kids are flipping language sponges…single moms deserve ALL the love and respect…we miss Sabado Gigante…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on...
May 11, 2022•22 min
If it’s not Mariah, it’s U2…again, if you love an artist, your fave song shouldn’t be a hit single…dive into the deep end people…fine, if it’s just an excuse to drink tequila then bring on Cinco de Mayo…Anna Wintour is less than amused this week…life needs distractions…imbalances are never a good thing when rights are at stake…ay la hipocresia...seriously, if that’s not your job then what is, Justice Alito…the unborn are the perfect protected class…no, black face is NEVER ok…we’ll say it again, ...
May 06, 2022•1 hr 24 min
Serving papers and truth…Twitter is already horrible…does a tweet exist in an echo chamber…see (or hear) something, say something…ay chica, ya deja lo de la mascara…seriously, do WASPs need reminding they have kids…ahhh the smell of fierce…great fitting clothes, horrible racist CEOs…hmmm, the origin of DJ’s Publix cake debacle involves Kmart…blue cheese and shrimp…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyThank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring t...
Apr 29, 2022•1 hr 27 min
Love catching up with old friends…seriously do NOT watch Minx with kids in the room…shows in the 70s are period pieces and now we need to sit down…found family is family…crazy to think this show was filmed en pleno pandemic…if you’re in LA you really need to catch a live SAP show…and it bears repeating, there are LOTS of pipis in Minx…appreciate the love and kind words, Oscar…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Apr 27, 2022•32 min
Thanks for listening…this time we answer YOUR questions…and we still filled an hour…sorry for the audio glitch toward the end primos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 22, 2022•1 hr 27 min
Ep 199. Pero…is Diana Ross air?Thanks again Darwin…why was Julio Iglesias so famous in the US…said it before, say it again peluqueria rock is a bop all around…dejen de comer tanta mierda with the $1k steak already…Return of the Mack indeed…we miss late 90s/early 00s pop…Cosas del Amor is a great video for all the wrong reasons…Tantra was more like tantrum…always shed light on your experiences and bring things to light…but it’s a weird gray with a dead person…DWTS on a streamer, will you watch…th...
Apr 15, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Working AND a relationship for 35 years it NOT easy…Miami boys conquer the world, it’s just what we do…hobbies can become careers, kids…even in London, Celia is the REAL queen…can you imagine seeing your work in the Louvre…Cuba Out of Cuba is a beautiful way to see how far we’ve come while staying who we are…iconic doesn’t even begin to describe that photo of Celia Cruz… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 13, 2022•32 min
Thanks for covering for Ish, Darwin, need you on more often…DJ & A-Rod both livin’ in tha hood…man DJ loves saying Allapattah…oh lord, now Bitcoin has a conference con Mayor Postalita…can Darwin finally explain crypto to us on PLMTY…maybe Miamians will be the next Atlanteans…it’s like our elected officials take pride in our Miami housing crises…you’d think Univision or Telemundo would have less white passing Latinos on-air for representation…representation on telenovelas, carajo…es que Cuban...
Apr 08, 2022•1 hr 44 min
And now for a special message from PLMTY…DJ totally needs to try cascos de guayaba…we are the weirdest type of fortune tellers…after all the commentary, here’s a little more…we’ve all got something pent up inside us…standing ovation, not cool kids…we have to acknowledge the good with the bad…although bring on the lawsuits…the moral of the story is we’re nerds…Poor Bruce Willis…maybe it was Petra the Ambition Gremlin that manifested our chat with Gina Torres…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, com...
Apr 01, 2022•1 hr 10 min
Ep 196.5 Pero…hanguiando with Gina TorresThis ep is proof dreams come true…the queen of genre is Afro-Latina, as it should be…of course she can play Diana Ross, she’s an icon…at least you know you’re gonna like the food at that dinner theatre…it’s so comforting that all Cuban parents are the same…when show runners trust their multicultural actors, authenticity is born…tall girls, stand proud…ok, here goes DJ and the ‘Suits’ love…you guys, Gina Torres says we ‘bring plenty’ to the table and now w...
Mar 30, 2022•45 min
Keep plugging away and dreams come true…beads + floats = more fun than imagined…welp, there goes paternity testing on daytime…all hail the original Latina queen of daytime, Cristina…yep, look for Karla Croqueta on Caso Cerrado…it’s good to grill a SCOTUS nominee, on the ISSUES…of course we’re proud of a hometown girl making it to the highest court in the land…give us ALL of the Academy Awards, not some highlight reel bs…Leon Medical Center in English no es lo mismo…always be true to who you are,...
Mar 25, 2022•1 hr 25 min
Definitely one of our more offbeat episodes…only we could go from paella to Gwyneth Paltrow…all girl mariachi bands…sorry Orlando, your water sucks…like everyone in the 60s, Joan Crawford probably made pretty gross recipes…many phrases don’t translate…Putin se la esta viendo mal…we’ve got questions about the Hugo Chavez advisor bird…West Elm Caleb or Ikea Sven…an extra $0.25 starts to add up…como habia gente in front of DJ at 7-11…how turned around was that poor guy thinking it was a Chevron…The...
Mar 18, 2022•1 hr 13 min
Legit one of the nicest people we’ve interviewed…definitely a long resume, but talk about creating your own space…sometimes a role is meant for you…breaking barriers he didn’t know existed…it’s SO MUCH fun to tease DJ…Star Trek has always been about portraying a fully representational future…the more of us behind the scenes, the more of us will be onscreen…with more options should come more opportunities for diverse properties…yet another of Ish’s bizarre close encounters with celebrities… Hoste...
Mar 16, 2022•48 min
Thanks again to all of you who supported us this weekend…again, big thanks to our friends for their help…mira que la gente hacen preguntas…Kim K isn’t the authority on work…did anyone else attend TRL U…yep, of course Ish auditioned for a boy band…there have to be better ways to get attention than Jussie Smollett’s way…we love Westchester, but not $1M worth…are there more wheels or doors in the world…you know things are bad when we’re giving a tar shake instead of a gasless soda…Theme Song: Pero ...
Mar 11, 2022•1 hr 20 min
Catch us all over Miami this weekend, 3/5 & 3/6…Palm Sunday is part of being Cuban Catholic…magnets, charters, public, private…go check out Siempre Pa’alante podcast…tremendo trajectory for Volodymyr Zelenskyy…we’re tired of being alive during once in a lifetime history….selective outrage rears its head again…man, the Marlins will never catch a break…look at us talking sports on PLMTY…also, nobody cares what you’re boycotting…ya estamos may viejo pa’ estar mudando la genre…after all is said ...
Mar 04, 2022•1 hr 25 min
Ep 192.5 Pero…hanguiando with painter Laura ChirinoFollow those dreams kids…a Cuban Lisa Frank has a nice ring to it though…oh, latino parents insistence en el titulo…artistic juices just flow better after midnight…let’s all have an artist studio in our living rooms…Calle 8 really is a big deal caballero…check her (and us) out at Carnaval on the Mile…it’s always great when art has Easter eggs in it..Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww....
Mar 02, 2022•39 min
Britney’s book editor deserves all the money…we’re still holding hope she’ll give us the first interview…all our love and prayer goes out to the Ukraine…listen, Putin gonna Putin regardless who’s in charge…ALWAYS SAY GAY…being trans is NOT abuse…tuscan kitchen or yadro ceramics…la pobre Wendy Williams…if this week has you feeling all kinds of ways, you’re not alone and please talk it out…with great power comes great responsibility, and we don’t take ours lightly…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle...
Feb 25, 2022•1 hr 24 min
Exactly how many Spanish words aren’t actually in Spanish…have you had a Ca-hoon burger…it’s true, Zatarann’s was NOT part of our growing up…support local theatre…don’t mess with Carlitos…also, Ish will NEVER be nice to 20 year olds again…banning books basically means you don’t wanna learn nuthin’…seriously, why is Great Gatsby banned…sigh, Miami shouldn’t strive for number 1 of everything…there are too many Chris’ these days…oh shame on you IOC…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Mic...
Feb 18, 2022•1 hr 20 min
Seriously you NEED to be watching Grasie & the gang on Grand Crew…yet again, Ish mete la pata with a guest…sometimes life has a way of taking you where you need to be…FINALLY someone who ACTUALLY studied business administration…language isn’t culture…yeah, we can be blind to how years upon years of generational trauma affect us…we’ve all felt not (blank) enough at some point…why haven’t you seen Grand Crew yet…love our Miami girl Raiza… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...
Feb 16, 2022•31 min
And so la corona strikes again…latino parents would NOT be about la Euphoria…edgy is so overused…don’t even get us started on iconic…PLMTY, now with more content…bring on the Oscars Encanto…EGOT for EGOT…this Super Bowl halftime is gonna be lit…especially with an ASL performer…listen to your bodies everyone…glad for benign polyps…seriously, go check Kylie Minogue’s video trajectory…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guywww.PeroLetMeTellYouSh...
Feb 11, 2022•1 hr 26 min
