We’ll say it again, love when a hometown boy makes good..no big, just part of the biggest video game in the world..that mo cap suit looks super uncomfortable…ah y BAFTA nominated too…yeah, the children of immigrants know no bounds…VO is just as hard…representation even matters in video games…Bleach, Clorox, all anime should be about cleaning products…hard work pays off…soap acting is boot camp…can take the boy outta Miami, but can’t take croquetas outta the boy…if you don’t pivot, you go extinct...
May 10, 2023•40 min
It’s almost 4a so here’s a list of stuff we talked about: Los Angeles, avocados, 2010s, I love the 90s, CNN, weather, beaches, new Miami area code, the Y names in Cuba, recording shows on tape, 5 & 10, Incredible Universe, Z Cavariccis, Game of Thrones, SNL Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for ...
May 05, 2023•1 hr 28 min
Past guest team up…hmmm, the Lucy Lopez Club…PSA: the Spanglish is in FULL EFFECT on this ep…never be afraid to step out of your comfort zone…apparently Ish needs to hear better…bring on the moonshine…we wanna inspire a character…female majority production = different energy on-set…our stories can be more than just doom & gloom…bring on the anxiety of turning 44…creativity needs to be encouraged in all forms…celebrate the achievements of others, we always do…SUPPORT LOCAL THEATER…Theme Song:...
May 03, 2023•39 min
Oreos are nearly perfect…birthday cake chronicles…we need those LA recommendations, Pero Primos…RIP Jerry Springer & Dame Edna…drag only ‘dangerous’ when done by LGBT+ community…buh-bye Tucker Carlson…we’ll wait for Billy Corben’s return to elaborate on Miami politics…corporations aren’t great, but a civil servant can’t retaliate…FL loves fighting with tax payer cash…why don’t we ever find something that valuable at the GoodWill…let’s face it, 8 tracks were for the bedroom…Last Sodas: Carol ...
Apr 28, 2023•1 hr 13 min
Tremendo alarma at 4a…hmm, let’s see if the video podcast works…Miami is NOT the same as Florida, fight us on it…the self perpetuating gas shortage…all roads lead to communism…still can’t figure out why toilet paper ran out…SNL has been on a roll lately with repping latino culture...The Walls Have Ears…the epitome of impactful production…Miami has culture, just have to find it…the mortality of flan…do you settle if you know you’re guilty…sacrifice the truth for profit…at what point do you rethin...
Apr 21, 2023•56 min
Majoring in journalism while serving our country is NOT easy…never doubt that Dominican/Puerto Rican hustle…war zone, breaking news, they’re more similar than we think…impostor syndrome is real mi gente…that week on GMA3 stepped up their representation game…Gio & Steph has a nice ring to it…let’s leave talking heads to the cable networks…uh-oh she doesn’t drink cafecito…but she can sing, so it’s all good…her family is down here in Miami, ya tu sabes…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, compose...
Apr 19, 2023•32 min
Stay dry South Florida…what would Gwyneth buy at Dollar Tree…revisiting Elian 20+ years later…being torn by emotions and the law…look, what we foretold with Elian came to pass…trolls gonna troll Cuban Americans…legit, Smurf Eye for the Straight Guy would rock…we should be asked to attend Fyre Fest 2.0…guess we are reality show rejects…is Youtube the new Real World…The Peñas are the 1st reality TV stars…Miss Piggy NEEDS to be on Drag Race…my nostalgia isn’t for you to place yourself into…not ever...
Apr 14, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Happy Easter weekend…Viernes Santo isn’t really a ‘feliz’ sorta day…we love cheap chocolate as much as expensive…filet o fish and tuna subs, today is your day…Peeps are cool, but just for Easter…oh look more Catholic Church abuses…funny how we can paint one group with a brush, while not another…Catholic guilt never goes away…whose whole identity surrounds what beer they drink…release the drag queens…now and forever, we won’t stop banging the drum on the Cuba communism press machine…pan con mante...
Apr 07, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Amparo is STILL bringing people together…NY>LA>MIA…what better place than Coral Way for this interview…we absolutely need to tell our stories so it can be authentic…oh we public school kids love ragging on private school kids…la familia first always…theatre in the round is the epitome of next level worth it…even villains need humanity in a story…love that it’s transcreation vs translation…it’s one thing to say, it’s another to do…Ish is definitely feeling the opening night FOMO…bro, go see...
Apr 05, 2023•43 min
We do love a guest host…content creator vs influencer…Spring Break hangover at middle age is VERY different…yeah, Cubans don’t do sleep overs…hmmm, Cuban inspired & in Baltimore, suspect at best…CuMex is the new fetch…cafecito is a religion, report that misinformation…you see, Ish isn’t the ONLY one that freezes while recording…Westchester is TOTALLY Northern Cuba…living in the hyphen is real, caballero…Cuban AND Argentinian, tremenda combinacion…Bad Bunny & Kendall Jenner, PR stunt or t...
Mar 31, 2023•1 hr 25 min
Tinte, cruises and fast casual dining…after 30 years of going to The Fair, we now get to be part of it…we love a good swag bag and this was definitely one of them…congrats to The Weekend…difference between a button and a pin…el show de hielo isn’t the same as the ice show…could Ugly Betty exist today…of course Jaime Camil is uber talented…America Ferrera & Pedro Pascal would totally have an office romance…office cute is a goal…ay La Diosa de Cuba…yes, FTC let’s cancel subscriptions the way w...
Mar 24, 2023•47 min
Never doubt the willpower of the child of immigrants…ah yes, the ol’ we’re all about diversity, until they’re not…the amount of work on dialects alone makes this a masterpiece…know your limits when telling the story of others…people like to learn, not be lectured…seriously, this man is a PERFORMER when he reads his book…we think he could take Louis Aguirre…one person can make a difference…como joideron los gallos…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Offici...
Mar 22, 2023•35 min
Time to drink without judgement…French in Action was apparently quite the thing…let’s all look up Ingles sin Barreras…Joe Exotic couldn’t be any worse than other candidates…yes, let’s hold onto that feeling rule, please…Angela Bassett did HER thing…who doesn’t love a comeback story…DJ’s just not good eating at the Fair…so holding someone at gunpoint warrants more jail time than sexual abuse…if you have a choice, be like Courtney 1ove3…Career Day is exhausting…we are everything, everywhere all at...
Mar 17, 2023•1 hr 36 min
Come see us live at The Fair on 3/23…El Moñoñon is a total bop…still amazing we know these people without knowing them…Boney M is pretty damn cool…said it before, say it again, the Billboard charts today don’t mean anything…lack of monoculture has even ruined high school pretension…psst, nobody cares if you leave IG…when Mirtha meets Apple Pay at the Cuban Bakery…Ish doesn’t understand talco as a gift for señoras…this trip down fragrance lane is quite the journey…the wall of torsos at Darien’s p...
Mar 10, 2023•1 hr 13 min
We love us good comedians…Hialeah Cuban by way of Mexico…love a complex accent…improv is under appreciated but a great tool…always challenge yourself, don’t just settle for comfort…ok, this is the best story involving American Idol ever…we wanna dance with Lionel Richie too…Only in Dade is oddly an official news source now…maybe we can go to Dubai too…local kids making good, you know it’s our favorite tale…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay ...
Mar 08, 2023•1 hr 4 min
Always start an ep internationally…it’s sometimes ok to lie to the kids…sure it’s stilted, but at least AI got platanitos & cafecito right…deep fakes are absolutely terrifying…at least just ban TikTok filters…ok, sorry Gen Z I’m not feeling bad you have to get a 9 to 5 job…Bond’s gonna need A LOT of revising…at some point you’ve just created a whole new work of literature…don’t be a povo…we had a great SoBe WFF, but there was a moment where it could have gone really pear shaped…we appreciate...
Mar 03, 2023•59 min
Yes, we like people who try hard…sure, it was bad, but go on Ariana de Bose, nobody was talking BAFTAs this much before…of course her name is Miercoles…RIP Raquel Welch…we’ve come a long way bay-bee…we don’t know, maybe the fetus is a serial killer…where does the slippery slope end…at what point is the tipping tipping point…tip accordingly, but we shouldn’t have to make up salaries…TWIST, this week Ish watched The View…is there a correlation between age and career politicians…we’ll never really ...
Feb 24, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Soooo much Jupiña…true icons of our culture…others can try, but you’re not Materva or Jupiña…still family owned…it’s up to us to keep that culture going…seriously, even in Ireland?!…when you’re a classic, you don’t mess with it…well, if Andy & Gloria are drinking it on-camera it’s endorsement enough for us…thanks to social media, you know how much your product has made an impact…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You ...
Feb 22, 2023•31 min
New mics, old hunchbacks…maybe the UFOs will be a good thing…yeah, Independence Day didn’t need a sequel…apparently RiRi’s never really been all that energetic…is it too much to ask to actually GAF?…like that we’re left being whelmed…sorry, Rolling Stone, you’re wrong…seriously, get your lines together Aldi…passive aggressive at its peak…all hail the instigator vieja…Marshall’s line anxiety…DJ to the translating rescue…we’re giving and taking with out love for Secret Miami…dammit now we want Swe...
Feb 17, 2023•1 hr
Took 6 years, but finally got Mario Ramil on the show…mmm, Pollo Tropical…guys, he’s not an owner of it…stand up vs sketch…comedy should be a little dangerous…but even that has a line…it’s about the nuances…true, non-english took the spotlight from an other wise awesome opener…Celia on a quarter, she just keeps on blazing trails…cubans in the mountains...seriously though, why Pigeon Forge…wait, somebody else knows Murphy, NC…turns out, bust your ass and things happen…support the Miami Film Festi...
Feb 10, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Thanks for the Laverne & Shirley love…how many podcasts can say they’re related to Oscar nominees…we miss the shared experience…yeah we sound like fuddy duddies, deal with it…nominating a 12 year old is in bad taste, not necessarily bullying…are the Razzies irrelevant and redundant at this point…Raven Symone’s overacting warms our hearts…the Golden Age of Hollywood was definitely of the mind that more is more…active parenting is wide spectrum…btw if you haven’t read a book, you shouldn’t be ...
Feb 03, 2023•1 hr 6 min
We’re back…5 is a nice oval number…thanks again to Cawy for letting us run around their factory to create that great video…chusmeria is comforting…man, that BP was REALLY high…thanks History Miami for inviting us…Willy Chirino is a true icon…Ish’s mom has some great stories…ahhh George Santos is the gift that keeps on giving…at least be a consistent liar…so we guess hell demons AREN’T waiting for Rhianna’s new album…sorry not sorry about Bob Dylan…Lizzo is a total beacon of light..appreciation v...
Jan 27, 2023•1 hr 5 min
As our gift to our Pero Primos, here’s our appearance on the Que Bola podcast from earlier this year! Enjoy our chat with our one of our faves, Darwin Figueroa as we discuss soooo much about the Miami of it all!Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyPero…Let Me Tell You shop: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/pero-let-me-tell-you-podcast?ref_id=26603 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Dec 23, 2022•1 hr 35 min
Otro año gone by…there’s no need to be a last minute person with gift shopping…la pobre señoras that had to clean DJ’s regret at Marshalls…can you be triggered by something for which you’d seen results already…to contrary or not to contrary…George Michael ALL THE TIME?…was it an even swap with Russia…it’s time again for el turron...turron vs panettone...the beauty of resolviendo at 5 Below…the Respect for Marriage Act is a great step forward…seriously, they couldn’t have signed it indoors con el...
Dec 16, 2022•1 hr 1 min
Tks to David Ulloa from the Shiver podcast for co-hosting…food & bubbly when Ish is away…welcome to childhood baseball talk…Croquetapalooza was a hit…sereno is the WORST…Art Basel isn’t ALL douche canoes…some of us shouldn’t show ANYONE our bank account balances…let’s go back to the tulip market value…if only we cared about culture in Miami as much as we care about knocking down buildings…we’re all sorta the good fat…to vegan or not to vegan…of course he craves croquetas…Meaghan & Harry’...
Dec 09, 2022•1 hr 29 min
Anyone can post their 2022 Spotify wrapped but WE talk about it instead…of course the Mac & cheese lawsuit comes from Hialeah…look, we know Publix green when we see it…please don’t base your opinion on anything solely on bullet points and excerpts…don’t take up space that isn’t yours…as Cubans we can say things others necessarily can’t…man, Kanye is making Alex Jones uncomfortable…yeah, mental illness doesn’t make you anti-semitic…DJ is definitely sorry, not sorry about his stance on artific...
Dec 02, 2022•1 hr 20 min
You think you know about el sandwich cubano…oh but don’t call it a ‘coo-bahn-oh’…funny how a little sandwich can say so much about a culture’s history…seriously, why were these society women so impressed by meat between bread…it really does come down to the bread…fine Tampa, you can make your claim…love seeing our friends in a book…Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay GuyCuban Guys: https://cubanguysrestaurants.comPero…Let Me Tell You shop: ht...
Nov 30, 2022•33 min
It’s nice to blend cultures for the holidays…uh-oh, the Publix cake disease has now extended to Thanksgiving…hmm, do we think this is all an elaborate hoax or not…95 years young Best New Artist, you go Angela Alvarez…never too late to live your dreams…there should be an element of surprise with gifts, even if it’s moccasines…if you’re going to be in the spotlight, you’re gonna have to answer questions, Maluma…dear Qatar, you can’t host a global event and then think you’re going to censor attende...
Nov 25, 2022•1 hr 21 min
So begins the holiday comelata…here’s DJ’s yearly turkey cooking tip…just one night without lechon…Ticketmaster has always been the devil…Swifties are unionized..can’t be a guilty pleasure if you don’t feel bad about it…Ish loves his cheesy British pop groups…Candace Cameron and the latest non-troversy…200 Hallmark movies and really only 3 plots between them all…it’s like only blondes celebrate Christmas…we’re still pulling for Jupiña Arena…but ok, La Vaquita Arena would be pretty cool too…yeah,...
Nov 18, 2022•1 hr 15 min
Once a performer, always a performer…we NEED the vaquita shirt he was wearing…que pena, Ish doesn’t remember him from Chat on Mun2…traveling abroad will always change your life…one more Havana Club ambassador we love…and another bar to be envious of…check out his podcast Kill The Bottle, it’s freaking great…as if we didn’t already love Tony Plana enough…if you don’t evolve, are you even living…oooo, one more possible guest host…freestyle forever, hot wheels will NEVER die…Theme Song: Pero Let Me...
Nov 16, 2022•1 hr 9 min
