Who better than Uncle Al to start the show…ASMR with Darwin should be a show…hot sauce should NOT kick you in the face without flavor…shoutout to the locals keeping it real like Martha of Miami, Burger Beast, Lucy Lopez, Billy Corben and the list goes on…Dolphins player or San Lazaro…the Miami bubble is real…of course Hialeah was the hacking test market…we’re on IP overload…YouTube really does have it all…DARE in Miami was an exercise in hypocrisy…you gotta work hard to have work ethic…it’s a fa...
Jul 11, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 8Ep. 351
How is it already 350 episodes…love us a dancing opening…so much Junior cam today and we want more…even DJs simple order is complicated…shout out to Tristan…catch us at FL Supercon in July, the cosplay will be fun…Ish is skimpy swimwear ahead of the curve…cover up or strip down, just do what makes you confident…let’s all get Saved by the Bell swimsuits…the worst thing is feeling anxiety over going to work…kudos to this new generation for not puting up with toxic workplaces…Office Space was VERY ...
Jul 04, 2025•1 hr 41 min
About time we get to honor this living legend…being from Miami means you have to embrace that accent…hell, Lucy monetized it…of course cousins are her characters…we need a Tetica Spears t-shirt…Pesadita vibes are not a bad thing…late 90s, early 2000s WAS absolutely great in Miami…we just introduced Lucy to Cary Cruz…you can’t teach authenticity and this woman is genuine…don’t be a gatekeeper…Gloria & Lucy meeting is way beyond time to happen…always dream big mi gente…hmm is The Wknd actually...
Jul 02, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 8Ep. 349
We do NOT wanna kill Junior…da bomb sauce is awful…DJ WOULD be a St Bernard…apologies to our Miata lovers…congrats to our girl, Lucy Lopez on her Proclamation from the city of Miami-Dade…the BTUs just hit different…to valet or not to valet…welcome to DJ’s meat corner…hey, the butter was room temperature when all was said and done…don’t check out on the news, but give yourself meaningful breaks…doomscrolling isn’t the answer…seriously, why do people on IG rant in their kitchens…is half true, stil...
Jun 27, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Season 8Ep. 349
Enrique had some bops…all the Iglesias family…the fragrance of Julio Iglesias…bring back Showtime at the Apollo…sigh, Kendall is not the hood…for the record, Costco ID’s are NOT valid for TSA…if you send Ish the sticker, the old drivers license is still valid…love us a jingle…it’s summer time, which means summer camp…too many people at the Louvre…mass tourism in Europe…vacay for the gram…those old Cuban vacations to the beach…so many songs of the Summer to choose from…who did the boy belong to, ...
Jun 20, 2025•1 hr 1 min•Season 8Ep. 348
We love interviewing a trailblazer…we do deserve better…spite is a great motivator…disruption isn’t the only thing, it’s about actually making change…local government is where things really happen…get educated with Ish…true term limits will help things actually get done…UFC has nothing on Miami commission meetings…we need to preserve Coconut Grove and all of our city’s personality…get engaged mi gente… Theme Song: Pero Let Me Freestyle, composed by Michael Angelo Lomlplex - the Official Gay Guy ...
Jun 18, 2025•54 min•Season 8Ep. 347
Yay the Junior cam is back…we’re totally nerds with our literature talk…of course Ish relates to a novel about boozing it up and good times…Hansel y Raul forever…ugh, Holden Caufield was tremendo chiquito malcriado…Shakespeare created so many of our sayings…ok, we all used the damned Game Genie…listen, the Princess was the best player in Super Mario 2, period…Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out…who doesn’t love a giant eggplant on PBS…not even Elizabeth Hurley was safe from being cheated on…We miss greatest ...
Jun 13, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Season 8Ep. 347
We need Junior back on camera…multiple cameras, Matrix or Desi Arnaz…what DOES Michael Jackson say in that song…Swahili did have an 80s moment…Y2K was so much for nothing…unlocking memories one AOL sound effect at a time…the dental nagging during a deep cleaning…dog groomers don’t get to complain about knots if they’re charging you to remove them…men, our mental health is of utmost importance, please don’t ignore it…Ish’s speedos can only be in attention grabbing colors…DJ had no shave years…fro...
Jun 06, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 8Ep. 346
Repping Kendall…definitely a drinking shots heavy episode…hey, respect the Mama Juana…shout out to Miami-Dade College…searching the crates…follow your passion…let’s give 2 Live Crew the respect they deserve…nostalgia colored glasses…does counterculture even exist anymore with social…DJ saying culo should be a ringtone…we met the kid who trademarked ‘de pinga’...Pitbull is another overlooked talent…going back to your roots with your mom is pretty hardcore…hip-hop is EVERYWHERE…the Che Guevara con...
Jun 04, 2025•1 hr 30 min•Season 8Ep. 345
Man, DJ dislikes his of the early 90s…we miss you VH1…coffeehouse rock will never be peluqueria rock…ufff that The Wknd movie was ROUGH…Lilo & Stitch NEEDS to be a double feature with Emperor’s New Groove…yo, Disney give us a call for that Villain land debut…bring Peru to Epcot…Pennies & Potatoes, again we’re on the cusp of unimportant topics…Hialeah would totally give you acidez…NBC covering chickens in Miami is next level…peacocks are absolutely vicious animals…not all chickens are the...
May 30, 2025•1 hr 23 min•Season 8Ep. 345
Welcome El Cuban Dude…oh FB & the geriatrics…that damn British ‘u’ in words…el heavy metal & being a rockero…we need more live podcasts…Gainesville & el campo…the Miami dichotomy is real…bro, what accent…threading the line between dark and nostalgia…Radio Mambi memory unlocked…we loooooove being told about our culture from Americanos…sans Salami, always…morning sofrito…we love a food truck…the amount of times we get asked about our food being spicy…sweet & savory isn’t how we do ...
May 28, 2025•53 min•Season 8Ep. 344
In Living Color was ahead of its time…everyone should have a favorite Wayans…Happy Endings is still one of the BEST shows ever…of course Ish has an explanation for Fantasy Island…Jr is an absolute man of all trades…and here we are pitching a spin off for 600 lb life… Ish’s Dr Now impression is pretty good…Return of the Mack, indeed…the taste of Clorox??...sometimes the best intentions lead to delusions…Ish is WAY too relaxed with this week’s table setting…start eating the chocolate bunny with th...
May 23, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 8Ep. 344
DJ is a total Gorrita fanboy…we’re always looking to make a deal…location, location, location…love us a public transportation user…if only MetroRail actually went anywhere…we hope the Live Local Act isn’t used for less than great purposes…everything going up but salaries…lots of equity, but where do you go if you sell your home?...that Miami accent always pops out…how we long for the days of Wynwood…not all development is bad, but let’s try not losing the charm of a community…ok so property tax ...
May 21, 2025•49 min•Season 8Ep. 343
Hopefully Jr will never stop the jams intro…Ish is back and flowing…insurance mascots, who knew?...maybe one day we’ll become a Halloween costume…hate the penny, love the penny…bluetooth earpiece is peak older cuban man…free nights and weekends was a goal…Ish is VERY anti-ringer…how many keys is too many keys…getting ride of pennies creates way too many problems…we see you Millard Fillmore…paramores and gentlemen of the past…poor McKinley…nobody has almanacs anymore…armoires in the 90s…we’ll nev...
May 16, 2025•1 hr 18 min•Season 8Ep. 343
Love that he’s back as the champ…wearing the belt is a workout itself…next time, Ish will wear the singlet if Domino wears the tights…that match was hot as hell…bring on the merch…from Pitbull to Cuban Bulldog to Rottweiler…be vulnerable and intentional…never lose sight of who your actions can impact…Ish in the ring would be interesting…check out Cafecito Chat, the guy’s a total natural…Miami isn’t just SoBe & more voices need to call that out…DJ cameo time!…we are flattered and humbled…podc...
May 14, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 8Ep. 342
Another music intro ep…welcome Valeria from ‘Industry of Cool’ podcast…oh no, not the Hunger Games…we also love Junior for free…dear Met Gala, we’re still waiting on our invitation…wow, Grandpa is a suit maker, go on…bring on ALL the buñuelos…Hola Colombia…Carlos Vives is absolutely a full-on experience…mmm, Peruvian food…what’s a Labubu??...the days of Beanie Babies, how DID they go viral back then…nothing like the original Star Wars…Cinco de Mayo is actually pretty damn American…check out Indu...
May 09, 2025•1 hr 33 min•Season 8Ep. 342
Man but we love talking about music…compilation ads were the BEST…el apagon de España…poor Lupita…how is Kurt Loder 80??...Paella pics…developers looking for loopholes, what are the odds…save the art deco essence of Miami Beach…men can absolutely have insecurities…Turkey, famous for plugs & novelas…just added to the Cultura Music Festival, Exposé & Lisa Lisa (we hope)...500 Days of Summer is a definite litmus test…a movie without music really isn’t a movie…and sometimes Y, pa’ joder…Last...
May 02, 2025•1 hr 30 min•Season 8Ep. 341
Seeing the studio for the first time…thank you Mayor & Dr for joining us at our studio…when all else fails, trust science…funny how out of nowhere, people now have the strongest of beliefs…studies should be uniformed or at least comparable…let’s keep studying before reversing track whole heartedly…at what point does the govt have the right to include additives…wow, talk about cost benefit analysis…government spending needs to be curbed, responsibly…doing with less is a reality for us all…hir...
Apr 30, 2025•46 min•Season 8Ep. 340
Not quite the Tonight Show…you can’t be bougie AND simple…so many versions of ‘giving joy’...DJ’s happy place is watching the ships come in…we still love a midnight buffet…more one day cruises, please…poor people at Haulover…they ain’t great, but it’s still chocolate…expensive doesn’t begin to cover the price of food at Coachella…’The Rainbow Connection’ is just the most gorgeous song, ever, period…heading to Burning Man with Junior…RIP Pope Francis…the bus adventures of Nery in the Czech Republ...
Apr 25, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Season 8Ep. 340
So many phases of Elvis…Ish’s L&OU degree should be coming anyday now…Junior is human ginkgo…Saran wrap is the worst…let’s bring back the automat…how do we get DJ’s parents back on the show…sorry for the glitch around 15 minute mark…bring us ALL the chain restaurant foods…is space tourism what astronauts wanted…set lists in space…learning more about Junior via LMFAO & Far East Movement…Versailles has seen so much, but probably not a cafecito…gender reveal parties are just the worst…unles...
Apr 18, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 8Ep. 339
How has it been 5 years since last time…he opened that journalist floodgate…love you Belkys…when you can marry profession and passion, do it…first time scuba diving and it’s with sharks & Eli Roth?!?!...maybe Miami should have the next White Lotus…if Elton and Madonna can reconcile, what can’t be done…the time before remote controls…we need this Louis Aguirre travel production…love that we can talk about behind the scenes stuff…money where his airwaves are is a new phrase…he’s out there doin...
Apr 16, 2025•55 min•Season 8Ep. 338
Thoughts and love to Dom Rep…for real, get a Junior hug if possible, it’s healing…fine, Jersey Cubans, you have Celia & Marti…can we become Kenbassadors, too…check the checks and balances, bro…to bring back the dodo bird or not is the question…bro & dude are similar but not…let’s all plan the America ride at Epcot…what would you do with unlimited money…Columbia House will NEVER be forgotten…that damn unwanted CD…Nery & The Olive(r) Garden…listening to En Vogue is NOT rockero behavior...
Apr 11, 2025•1 hr 40 min•Season 8Ep. 338
Welcome our new boy band…no parole for Yolanda…there can only be one Bea Arthur…los Friends are old, bro…Ish genuinely wants to know about torpedo bats…we all have our blind spots…no oil rigs for DJ…why not turn your moment into a cash grab…clearly we have different moments we regret…don’t base your opinions off influencers…escape from WHICH mountain…we’ll never forget Kris Kross, especially with their love of lymon…Jumping with Junior…Mormons, The Cure, what’s the difference…ostriches are scary...
Apr 04, 2025•1 hr 17 min•Season 8Ep. 337
Eating for a living ain’t easy on the waist, but he does it…from humble beginnings…another lawyer…the pandemic pause…love a fritanga or three…shrinkflation is real y’all…there’s room for ALL the food…Hi Eileen & Finka!...everyone needs La Ventanita…another Westchester kid…eating en La Cuarenta…there’s a classy way to post about a business and Mr Eats 305 is doing it…coño, que caro los huevos…grease traps are a personal nightmare for us…we tackle the controversies, like pizza lists…can we be ...
Apr 02, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 8Ep. 336
PLMTY’s kids songs collection coming this summer…nobody could have seen the Duggars twist coming…definitely the anti-Wicked press tour…we do play fast and loose with appropriate language in Spanish…DJ thought the whitest of white people, Lizzie McGuire, was using a Spanish nickname…we need to appreciate Charytin now and always…the luau lechon isn’t really lechon…ditches are so 1950s…ahhh Zanzibar…Dear Ashton Hall, nobody believes you…Joan Crawford was the original influencer…Ish does have insecu...
Mar 28, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 8Ep. 336
It’s true, some of y’all don’t deserve pets…Flight of the Bumblebee is a bop…fast math is a skill Ish just doesn’t have…Never Ending Story is the reason for so much trauma…no trips to the Amazon for DJ…it’s amazing how Ish just always knows what DJ means…love us some giraffes…bring on the bread bowls…tips, tips, tips…a delivery charge at a bar is the ultimate form of descaro…yet again, we were just in the mood for a Subway sub…we stand with O Cinema…if you don’t like a movie, don’t support it bu...
Mar 21, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 8Ep. 335
Love having married couples on the show…goes to show, you can still be the first…don’t just be local, be part of the community…so much more to sake than we thought…6th sake master in the world, here in Miami…for real, Mari was kicking butt and taking names…being a ‘professional’ doesn’t guarantee you’ll love what you do…let’s all jog in pink speedos…Haider has the BEST laugh…at this point, we think he’s honorary Latino tbh…we do fry chicken in their parking lot…best part of the show is drinking ...
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Season 8Ep. 334
Madonna, please don’t wrap…just stop the JLo hate already…DJ can’t come to terms with Ish having St Patrick’s experiences…what other holidays should we mess up for recent arrivals…Arbor Day is NOT about nautical things…sure bring an iron through customs…Jose Marti and Dirty Dancing have a connection…so much hidden history…y’all, make sure you proofread your translations…don’t translate proper names into spanish…the nicknames in DJ’s family are just next level…damn these untranslatable words…no s...
Mar 14, 2025•55 min•Season 8Ep. 334
Let’s have Vera Farmigia on the show…who knew so many people had an opinion on lemons and limes…so many places with numbers…we miss you Bugle Boy jeans…there’s no way Gwyneth Paltrow has good recipes…Shirley Temple, drink or child actor…bring back stained glass at Pizza Hut…what is it about Mothers Day and the place for ribs…who irons in the airport bathroom…the Oscars were more entertaining than expected…congrats Zoe Saldaña…all the Jennifers…forget Fyre Festival, we’re bringing the Cultura Tal...
Mar 07, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Season 8Ep. 333
The name struggle is real kids…we love our local icons…before foodies were a thing, we had Bite with Belkys…love that she’s totally loving our wings…would love to see all the ‘fails’ too…shout out to all the locals who inspired us…WSVN’s Boston cousin is WAY too similar onscreen…they are still kinda ‘new’ aren’t they…shout out to Craig Stevens…we’re old school for local news…nothing like the Newsplex…damn 11 hours of news…there should be trust in local news…Deco Drive does give off a fun vibe…lo...
Mar 05, 2025•54 min•Season 8Ep. 332
