Pat and Lisa chronicle the list of celebs who have sadly already shuffled off this mortal coil early in 2017. And, should you even bother reading the book if you’ve already seen the movie? Stan Boreson – you’ll be missed. Songs in this episode: “Bonita Applebaum” Tribe Called …
Pat shares some more of his “profound thoughts” with Lisa. And, as much as they hate to do it, Pat and Lisa talk about the current political climate and how to escape it. And what are you going to run away to and join now that the circus is closing? …
Pat and Lisa talk about driving in the snow. And, does your head get bigger as you age? Lisa takes issue with a Seahawks fan who blow off fireworks during the game in her neighborhood. Also, did Debbie Reynolds really die of a broken heart? Songs in this episode: “Betcha By …
Pat and Lisa wrap up the holiday season with peculiar observations on Christmas decor. Pat makes a new “friend” through some odd marketing strategy. And, Lisa gets shamed online by the “outrage mob” over an ill-advised (and misunderstood) social media post. Songs in this episode: “I’m on Fire” Bruce Springsteen …
Lisa’s new puppy has an annoying new toy. Pat and Lisa review those Christmas songs that make you want to cut your ears off, and those that make you bawl your eyes out. And, Lisa wants to go over the wall to get a colonoscopy. Songs in this episode: “Jingle …
Pat feels responsible the recent spate of musician passings. Pat and Lisa talk about the aftermath of the election, and figure it’s a good time to welcome back “The Pig.” “Your jokes are a real riot.” Songs in this episode: “I’m Your Man” Leonard Cohen “Hallelujah” Leonard Cohen “Proud Mary” Leonard …
Pat is tempted by his large stash of left-over Halloween candy. Are encyclopedias obsolete? The standard time change doesn’t bother Lisa, but Pat is not a fan of it. Babblers and hijackers of meetings and presentations make us all crazy. “Man, I so want to eat all of this…. tonight.” Songs …
Lisa shares a very unpleasant way to wake up. Pat and Lisa find this year’s election peculiar… and “election anxiety” is really a thing now. And Pat shares some of his “Deep Thoughts”. It’ll be over SOON… Songs in this episode: “The Heat is On” Glenn Frey “Oh, What a …
What do you do when Superman loses his mommy? Call the police? And, Pat decides to go camping once again. And realizes once again, that he hates it. And Lisa mourns the loss of one of her favorite stars from the Sound of Music. “Hey.. have you seen my mom?” …
Lisa gets a new puppy, and is not sure she is cut out for it. She gets SOME emotional support from Pat and Patty Cashman (spoiler… she keeps the puppy!) And, Pat shares some new annoyances that are bugging him. “Hello Cutie… don’t drive me nuts…” Songs in …
On the fifteenth anniversary of the horrific 9/11 attacks, Pat and Lisa talk about that day in history, the numbers and facts surrounding those events, and the broadcast that played out. “Never forgotten…”
In a throwback episode from KOMO AM 1000, Pat and Lisa (along with Gary Hoffman), discuss Lisa’s face surgery from the year 2002. A special thank you to Arthur Allen for providing this audio from his archives.
Pat and Lisa don’t like to talk about “heavy” stuff. But they do this time. Oh yeah… NRA… terrorism…no fly list… religion…freedom of speech, and… fire walking. It’s pretty heavy. “Ok… gonna finally burn these corns off…” Songs in this episode: “Here Comes the Sun” The Beatles “Time in a Bottle” Jim …
Pat has a serious problem with his big toe. And from the audio archives, Pat, Lisa and Gary Hoffman take a call from “The Pig”. Lisa asks Pat for his advice with her embarrassing personal issue. And, a woman steals something from Lisa’s driveway. Keep your filthy paws off my …
Pat has some good ideas for Lisa’s next webinar. And, Lisa is fascinated with a high-tech mattress. Pat and Lisa talk about an exciting new medical breakthrough. And, yep, more poop discussion. Yep. “I’m pretty important!” Songs in this episode: “Sabre Dance” Excerpt from “Xaralto” commercial Excerpt from “The …
Pat and Lisa are bitching about the bills. Lisa wants Pat to save a tree. And, Lisa owes Pat and apology. Also, Pat confronts a restaurant about his wife’s food poisoning. Songs in this episode: “Here Comes the Sun” The Beatles “Burning Down the House” Talking Heads “I Talk …
Is whistling a lost art? All of us have annoying habits – find out what drives us around the bend. And, good storytelling is a SKILL. Also, are you ugly enough to win a contest? Songs in this episode: “I was Kaiser Bill’s Batman” ‘Whistling’ Jack Smith Andy …
Pat and Lisa are distracted by Lisa’s dog sitting duties. And Lisa has to comfort a child who lost her pet. “I miss you…”
Pat pulls up stakes and makes the trek to Oregon. But, bad news is waiting for him. Lisa gets a home security system, but should she get a shotgun too? Songs in this episode: “Back in the Saddle” Gene Autry “Take Me to the River” Al Green “Smile” Tony …
Jason Valentine joins Pat and Lisa for this year’s Oscar predictions and controversaries. Find out what Pat brings to the movies. And, “Shooter alert systems” are now a thing. Also, Pat has an idea on how to pack heat with no one ever knowing. …
Pat and Lisa learn they were once in one of the most psychopathic-filled professions. Leaves are no substitute for good ol’ toilet paper. Ted Crackerwagon joins the podcast for a breaking news story. And Oprah loves bread. “This should last me a couple of hours…” Songs in …
Pat finds out his dog is afflicted with something most of us humans suffer from. And Lisa has a bad puppy experience. 2016 is barely off the ground, and the celebrity death count is already exceptionally high. Lisa has to chose between between 2 opposite ends of her body for medical …
Pat and Lisa can’t call each other on from someone else’s phone. Why do products cost more for women than men? When you hear a man scream in the movies, it’s most likely the Wilhelm scream. And, Lisa wants to marry you. …
Pat helps Lisa find the ONE Elvis song she likes. Lisa confesses the lame reason why she opted out of seeing the original Star Wars movie. Pat shares his favorite porn movie parody titles. Also, Pat tells a terrifying story involving a hitchhiker in the snow. “Ya’ know, we’d make more if …
Pat and Lisa are back from a merry Seattle Radio Theater performance. Also, they refuse to bow to “the man” by using store branding terms. Lisa has trust issues brought on by the Miss Universe debacle. Pat stifles his sneezes and Lisa lets her “blast on out”. “I’d like an …
Are monkeys in showbiz funny or creepy? Pat explains the Mr. Stubbs drinking game. Lisa explains the pain of a mammogram. And, bad news, bacon can hurt your butt. Also, Pat and Lisa talk about the daylight savings time controversy as well as the recyling lie. …
Pat and Lisa are guessing that, once again, this podcast is not “The Best”. And people are playing with the toys in Costo in a way that they should not be played with. Pat and Lisa talk about the first time they ever saw a Playboy Magazine. Also Lisa buys a …
Lisa is concerned about a new bad habit she’s developed. Pat gives Lisa driving tips, and how much are you willing to cheat to use the HOV lane? Pat has some nostalgic thoughts about how the workplace USED to be. When is it ever ok to pick your nose in …
Pat thinks Lisa needs a butler. Or a houseboy. Lisa explains why her boobs will never be touched again. Pat has a tragedy with his laptop at the airport you won’t believe. And is being a well-endowed male a bonus or a curse? Songs in this episode: “La La La La La La” Jackie …
Pat is selling his house, and he hates it. But he’s happy about his new TV show – “Uplate NW”. Pat and Lisa share sweet memories of a dear friend and a radio collegue, Jane Shannon, who left this earth too soon. And, Lisa talks about the anxiety of living alone. “You’ll be …
