Barack Obama endorses Joe Biden. Finally. IRS stimulus checks start arriving today. Chris Cuomo announces he doesn’t like his job. Sports getting ready to start back up? Beatles merchandise auctioned off and Jeffy misses out ... again. Helicopter on Mars! Professional wrestling/WWE is deemed an "essential business" in Florida. Tom Brady is trying to get ahead of the trademark game. Michigan football coach Jim Harbaugh doesn’t back down when asked about abortion and his religion. Huge line of car...
Apr 15, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Donald Trump has the media eating their own words. With elections coming up, President Trump needs to let people know that he tried to stop the spread way earlier than the media claims. You can expect to see your stimulus check in your bank account soon. President Trump claims he has "total authority" ... umm, no. We always name the virus from where it originated. Seeing medical masks being made is disturbing. Surplus of chicken wings due to the coronavirus. South Dakota seeking trials for the a...
Apr 14, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Pat Gray Bingo begins today! What Pat misses since the lockdown. Texas about to reopen for business? What day of the week was Jesus Christ crucified? Happy 50% off candy day! Churches under attack on Easter weekend. Radio DJs: The philosophers of our time. Pat reports the news from the future. "Nonessential" purchases forbidden in Michigan. Which presidents has Joe Biden known intimately? Dr. Fauci wasn’t concerned as recently as February 29. Alyssa Milano doesn’t want you owning guns ... even i...
Apr 13, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Americans pushing back on lockdown orders. Time to restart the economy. Time to restock the snack area. 5G misinformation. No more Sprite in the building! Can we govern ourselves in America? Joe Biden is still struggling ... with English. Reparations from China? Dogs no longer considered cattle in China. Pope Francis suggests climate change is the reason for the coronavirus. A reporter ahead of the curve on coronavirus truth. Troopers stopping visitors on Texas highways to check their temperatur...
Apr 10, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Bernie Sanders drops out. Time to pardon the "Tiger King"? Democrat lawmakers don’t know how to wear a mask. Who is funding the WHO? "Speaking moistly." Rep. Dan Crenshaw joins the program to discuss his new book, "Fortitude." And he talks about Pete Davidson. Jameis Winston sets up a coronavirus hotline. Chris Cuomo manipulates video in order to make a dishonest point about the president. Is Rep. Dan Crenshaw conservative enough? Jobless numbers are out and they aren’t good ... yet again. The t...
Apr 09, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Pat Gray performs one of his Billboard Top 100 songs this morning. We have shut down our society ... and for what? Arrested for playing T-ball in a park. Defying lockdown orders. Is Jeffy about to strike it rich? Mayor Lightfoot can get a haircut, but you can’t! Jeffy gives up on the beard. President Trump threatens India. India responds. Why there is a shortage of medical masks in the United States. Does the World Health Organization have secret ties with China? Joe Biden picks up an endorsemen...
Apr 08, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Everyone is wearing a mask, even Joe Biden! Maxine Waters says listen to Dr. Fauci and not President Trump. OK. ... They’re saying the same thing. Patients should be able to take whatever drug they want. Why the pushback against hydroxychloroquine? NBC Washington’s regrettable tweet about Governor Northam. The ways governments are tracking citizens in the wake of COVID-19. Drones everywhere! We go to our reporter on the streets for "ghetto facts." The queen speaks to her people. They’ll never ta...
Apr 07, 2020•1 hr 35 min
A lot of death coming this week. Don’t go to the grocery store? Plenty of blame to go around for the COVID-19 outbreak, including China and the WHO. Televising a game of "HORSE"? NHL to play in North Dakota? Ticketed for watching a sunset! Snitches get ... rewards? Pedophiles set free while Americans get arrested for surfing. Americans will still stay at home even once the shelter-in-place is lifted. President George W. Bush was prepared for a viral outbreak, so what happened? President Barack O...
Apr 06, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Laredo, Texas, orders residents to wear masks when going out in public or using public transportation. Keith finds out what “Netflix and chill" means. Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp didn’t know asymptomatic people could pass the virus. Jeffy should have been in the Netflix show "Tiger King." Did "Tiger King" save Netflix? Stealing toilet paper? Are the wealthy buying out hotels? Tom Brady buys Derek Jeter’s house. An ironic neighborhood has the most cases of coronavirus in the country. Cuomo’s ex-girlf...
Apr 03, 2020•1 hr 35 min
More than 5,000 deaths from the coronavirus in the U.S. Celebrity succumbs to the virus; World War II veteran survives it. Las Vegas looks like a ghost town. Sen. Tom Cotton tried to warn us. Democrats investigating President Trump over the coronavirus? Democrats gave a lot of bad advice about COVID-19. Update on when we may get sports! A rain forest once called Antarctica home. Does CNN write real news stories on April Fools'? Cardi B isn’t handling the lockdown very well. What is wrong with Vi...
Apr 02, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Is Oprah Winfrey running for president?! "Painful two weeks ahead" but reasons for hope. Watch out for COVID-19 scams! Jonathan Turley calls out his own network, CNN. Is the NFL coming back no matter what? Suzanne Somers and Dolly Parton heading to Playboy? New song from Bob Dylan. Canada stressing out about the United States border. Airlines set to shut down? A TV show Jeffy hasn’t seen! Kate Winslet teaches us how to wash hands. China’s wet markets are back at it. Mike Lindell is still receivi...
Apr 01, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Who is the Tiger King? How much of your freedom would you give up for your safety? Sweden has more freedom than the U.S. currently? Drew Brees is donating $5 million to the state of Louisiana. China, why are you still eating exotic animals?! NFL football gives us hope. FDA fast-tracking drug to stop COVID-19. Should we send cows to China? President Trump vs. Jim Acosta. The media will not apologize for false information against the president. Andrew Cuomo's ridiculous popularity spike. De Blasio...
Mar 31, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Day 19 without sports. Production Act goes into effect. President Trump vs. Rep. Massie. The coronavirus stimulus was only "a down payment" for what’s to come, according to Speaker Pelosi. The WHO/U.N. carrying water for China over the coronavirus. Ready to have your cell phone tracked by the government? The mafia is also being crippled by the coronavirus. ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit says the NFL and college football should be postponed. Remembering Joe Biden’s words about #MeToo claims. How do...
Mar 30, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Jeffy joins the show from the bunker. New York is the coronavirus epicenter of America. Record week for unemployment. The pork inside the coronavirus bill. What exactly is in the CARES Act? Democrats are already planning for another huge stimulus package. We hold these truths, et cetera. Never accept the phrase, “One person can’t change the world.” Boris Johnson tests positive for coronavirus. Celebrities who have contracted the virus. Tell PatHeads about your small business! President Trump wan...
Mar 27, 2020•1 hr 35 min
The Senate passes the coronavirus bill. Something for everyone in the huge relief bill! Rep. Rashida Tlaib’s big plan to fund America. Step outside in Chicago? You risk arrest. Disobey lockdown order in Los Angeles? Prepare to lose your electricity and water. Nancy Pelosi claims spending bill was only about COVID-19. Rep. Schiff: Coronavirus relief bill is "for the health of our democracy." Joe Biden’s new troubles. How society is changing in the wake of the virus. Comrade Britney Spears? Don’t ...
Mar 26, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Andrew Cuomo seems to have switched sides on President Trump. Was sending home college students a good idea? Pat Gray digs into Boris Johnson’s speech about quarantine. Gun shops are closing down across the country, state by state. Nancy Pelosi mongering notions. America to reopen by Easter? Flick the booger. $6 trillion bailouts coming to a country near you. Joe Biden leading Donald Trump in "swing counties"? Joe Biden gaffing again? Americans stepping up across the nation. Elon Musk shows just...
Mar 25, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Defining "essential" personnel. President Trump vs. Dr. Fauci. What’s in the stimulus bill? Will socialism get credit for saving us from the coronavirus? Joe Biden vs. a teleprompter. Famous places are empty worldwide with the global pandemic. Don’t drink fish tank cleaner! America to reopen within weeks? The unintended consequences of a global pandemic. Truck drivers are essential! Leaning on the ingenuity of Americans. Madonna is very, very bizarre. A man’s life saved by a drug Trump has been ...
Mar 24, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Dallas added to list of cities on lockdown as of tonight. A drug that is showing real promise in the fight against COVID-19. Coronavirus by the numbers. Governor Andrew Cuomo’s heartfelt message for the public. Democrats shoot down the proposed stimulus bill. News of terrible unemployment numbers. President Trump calls for the National Guard. British rugby commentator decides to commentate on real life events. Do you have enough toilet paper? Check the toilet paper calculator! New motto: We make...
Mar 23, 2020•1 hr 35 min
California is on lockdown. How much freedom are we willing to let go of? Did Joe Biden need help walking off the stage? The federal government is going to send out money, but how much will go out, and who will get it? How to wash your hands. Whoopi Goldberg isn’t happy with President Trump. Washing your hands with ... cheese? This is immunity country! Celebrities sing a song during quarantine. Are golf courses closing? Baltimore needs to stop killing each other. The Cuomo brothers as kids. Learn...
Mar 20, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Take the Temperature Thursday. Good news regarding the coronavirus. Can our society handle the hysteria? What are we giving up to fight the coronavirus? How Pat lost his prep supplies. A doctor teaches us about the coronavirus and the importance of soap. PatHeads share their experiences as the coronavirus lockdown continues across the nation. Oil prices are way down. Are we talking ourselves into a depression? Looks like we’ll have movies to watch while quarantined at home! Renters to get relief...
Mar 19, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Going to jail for violating any of the lockdowns?! Andrew Yang, is that you? Andrew Cuomo gives props to Donald Trump for his fight against the coronavirus. Even CNN praising President Trump! Are professional sports over for 2020? Cities and states closing down their school systems and jails being emptied. Jeffy joins us from the Quarantine Bunker to discuss price gouging, the future of movies, and sheltering in place. Time to unplug the U.S. debt clock! Subscribe to the podcast or now on PlutoT...
Mar 18, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Don’t catch the coronavirus! Can we get sports during quarantine? Society is changing ... but for how long? The great marble race of 2020! How do you define price-gouging? Plenty of kale available! Hysteria and panic at grocery stores around the country. A leprechaun ... in a tree? How is Al Roker handling the toilet paper crisis? Arnold Schwarzenegger’s odd kitchen-table video. Did Psychic Nikki predict the coronavirus pandemic? Longest-serving monarchs in history. Andr...
Mar 17, 2020•1 hr 34 min
How much should the government clamp down to stop the coronavirus? Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders' solution for everything? More government. What’s the point of working when Bernie will just give you a salary? Mexico to build a wall on the border? Light at the end of the coronavirus tunnel? A science experiment with "germs." Pray for our nation. Joe Biden’s technology problem. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez changes her tune on going to restaurants. Will Bernie’s Bolsheviks show up in November? No more e...
Mar 16, 2020•1 hr 35 min
Everything is canceled! Churches, sports, Paul Harvey; it’s all canceled. We may be overreacting just a tad bit. Pat goes over new CDC numbers in the U.S. China is blaming America for the coronavirus now. Will rights be ignored in favor of coronavirus control? Operation Crossfire Hurricane. Not frequenting restaurants is racist now. Doctors sued for allowing teen to transition. Sex education in kindergarten? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Mar 13, 2020•1 hr 39 min
Things just got weird in the NBA. Tom Hanks has the coronavirus and Elvis in Australia? Trump addresses European travel ban. CNN attacks Trump for saying ... well, anything. Will the Olympics be canceled this summer? How long until we get a coronavirus vaccine? Still nothing wrong with washing your hands! Is President Trump divisive for encouraging American unity? Stores are putting a limit on toilet paper purchases. Bernie talks about "Chiner," communism, and coronavirus. The smoking backpack f...
Mar 12, 2020•1 hr 39 min
Stick a fork in Bernie Sanders? Joe Biden wins big ... again. Biden loses his cool when talking guns with an auto worker. No, Joe, no one wants to “take it outside.” Twitter protecting Biden? Revisiting Biden’s false claims about a truck driver involved in a wreck that left his wife dead. Jeffy drops in for Chewing the Fat. Are mullets back in? Trash bags and bleach: Can you be over-prepared for the coronavirus? Smurfs in France, transgender pageant in Thailand: Life goes on despite the coronavi...
Mar 11, 2020•1 hr 39 min
Joe Biden leading Bernie Sanders big-time in the polls today. Oil and stocks tumble as coronavirus news continues to be bad. Time for congressmen to stay home? Tax cuts coming? MSNBC giddy that Trump could lose because of the coronavirus. With the coronavirus still causing trouble, Dublin cancels St. Patrick's Day parade. Want to remain free? Use common sense. Where to survive the coronavirus. Bernie’s coronavirus plan. How North Korea is dealing with the coronavirus. Did Bill Gates predict this...
Mar 10, 2020•1 hr 39 min
Prepare for a battle royale for toilet paper at your local supermarket. Time to end the handshake in society? How the coronavirus spread in Italy. Ways to slow the spread of the virus. Glenn Beck stops by to ask for prayers. Today is the day to buy gold? What the government can legally do to stop the spread of a virus. Hillary Clinton finally seems real about something! AOC’s message to illegal aliens. MSNBC has a problem with basic math. Greta Thunberg isn’t happy with the media. Bad news for J...
Mar 09, 2020•1 hr 39 min
The long line of terrible Democrat candidates. Time to lose an hour of sleep! Joe Biden’s VP pick will be … Michelle Obama?! Mortal Kombat: Joe Biden vs. Bernie Sanders. Peyton Manning to the broadcast booth? Coronavirus spending bill passes; one senator voted against it. Good news about civil asset forfeiture. Alex Jones is ready for war! Guy destroys his own car. Watering a fake plant ... for two years. Bill Clinton’s excuse for his Monica Lewinsky affair. Chuck Schumer’s non-apology. Busy Phi...
Mar 06, 2020•1 hr 39 min
Joe Biden about to put Bernie Sanders away? Chuck Schumer threatens Supreme Court justices. Burr vs. Pompeo? Supreme Court close to making a big ruling on abortion case. Volcanoes in the news! President Trump going to drop Mike Pence for Nikki Haley? Electing a government vs. forming a government. Daredevils, volcanoes, and the element of risk. More race hoaxes. Texas rejects a member of the Bush family. Coronavirus update. Democrat Party meltdown. Volcanoes. Pandemic. Locusts. Tornadoes. Astero...
Mar 05, 2020•1 hr 39 min
