30: She Don't Make No Apologies

We set a new standard in highbrow culture and intellectual thinking in this episode as Dan adds the element of cosplay to his dick pics, Mat discusses Sir Mix-A-Lot's picks for top 3 best butts of all time and Wes's quarantine turns to Lord of the Flies in record time. We got Kris and Stu in Snack Watch as well and lord knows we need snacks more than ever in 2020...

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| 00:30 INTRO

| 01:23 Mat's Fast & Furious Marathon

| 02:45 Power Rangers Show Name Generator

| 04:32 OPENING REMARKS

| 04:49 Mat's germaphobe vindication

| 05:58 Google Voice profanity

| 07:25 2020 is a shitshow

| 08:14 Netflix's Tiger King

| 10:42 TikTok

| 11:54 Homeschooling

| 14:00 Last Man On Earth scenario

| 16:05 Mat's God Almond

| 18:20 Sir Mix-A-Lot's Top 3 Arses

| 25:30 First National Spank Bank

| 27:14 THE F-FILES

| 27:36 Mayor leaves mic on in the toilet

| 30:20 Chris Pratt blooper

| 31:45 Talk show host Wendy Williams

| 35:37 Best fart ever? Ron "The God" Irvin

| 39:45 Awkward lion documentary ending

| 42:03 Bluey Theme Remix

| 43:35 SPORTS REPORT

| 44:22 Dan's dick pics

| 45:08 Wes's extreme isolation

| 46:46 Listeners suggest topics

| 47:47 When weed becomes legal

| 49:17 2 Chainz

| 51:47 Fantasy Celebrity Wife Swap combos

| 01:00:50 GAMER TAG MADNESS

| 01:11:20 SNACK WATCH

| 01:12:00 Mr Hamphreys Microwave Pork Crackle

| 01:18:28 Nobby's Bacon Bites

| 01:22:18 Pizzagate

| 01:30:28 OUTRO