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Tis the season for commerce, and Gabe and Mary are standing by with answers to all the questions you didn’t know you had. Like: What was the Tickle Me Elmo of ancient Rome? Why was Black Friday almost called Big Friday? And what happened when FDR messed with Thanksgiving in order to give people more time to shop? (Chaos, that’s what happened.) Plus: Helpful suggestions for anyone struggling to find the perfect gift.

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Speaker 1

You're listening to part Time Genius, the production of Kaleidoscope and iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2

Guess what, Mary?

Speaker 3

What's that? Gabe?

Speaker 2

Did you know? The kids didn't get Christmas presents until the eighteen hundreds. Before then, and we're talking specifically England here, Christmas was more of an adult holiday where wealthy patrons gave servants gifts to celebrate the end of the harvest, which workers celebrated with raucous parties. But by the early nineteenth century, as more people moved into factory jobs, the wild celebrations came to an end and Christmas became more

of a family celebration. And of course families often have children, so the gifts went to them.

Speaker 3

So it was basically like all crazy office parties before this if your office was a farm, I guess. And then it just became a much teamer and sweeter holiday like the one we know now.

Speaker 2

Yeah, and you can actually see this change happening in advertisements. A historian named Joseph Wachelder discovered this while searching winter issues of a London daily newspaper in eighteen hundred and eighteen oh one. There was not a single ad for children's presence, but by eighteen sixteen there were dozens.

Speaker 3

Okay, so what kind of toys were popular back then?

Speaker 2

Actually a few things that sound pretty fun. Chemistry sets, kaleidoscopes, little toy theaters, and something called a quote genealogical and chronological Game of England, which, if I'm going to be honest, seems more like a homework assignment than a game.

Speaker 3

But you know, feels like Shoots and Ladders meets Cold Case Files. And now that I'm saying that out loud, it sounds awesome, right.

Speaker 2

Yeah, Well, too bad you can't buy it anymore, but you can, of course buy lots of other things, toys included. And with the holiday shopping season kicking off, we're going to explore this very specific intersection between festivity and commerce. It's a story with deep roots going all the way back to ancient Rome, through medieval Germany, and even up to modern day Philadelphia. So let's dive in. Hey there,

podcast listeners, welcome to Part Time Genius. I'm Gabe bluesy A, and I'm here with Mary, Philip, Sandy Will and Mango couldn't be with us today because they got lost at the mall and over there in the booth dressed like the Christmas tree from a Charlie Brown Christmas. That's our friend and producer, Dylan Fagan. Way to get into the holiday spirit there, Dylan.

Speaker 3

Yeah, Yeah, I like how statuesque Dylan looks right like he's just kind of leaning over with a single ornament holding a few bunches of pine needles. It's very impressive, you know, I almost feel like he belongs in a department store window.

Speaker 1

Yeah.

Speaker 2

And actually, if anyone from Macy's happens to be listening, we'd be happy to rent you, Dylan for the holiday season, just you know, get in touch.

Speaker 3

Yeah, what five hundred dollars a day?

Speaker 2

That seems fair well.

Speaker 3

Speaking of which, let's talk about holiday window displays. Now, I did not know this before, but the holiday window display is an all American creation that dates back to the eighteen seventies. Window shopping itself had been a thing for a while, and you know, it hadn't occurred to me that there was a time when window shopping was not a thing. But it was. And it's all because of the inventions of plate glass and gas powered lamps.

So plate glass meant that shop owners could have these huge windows that went the entire length of their store, so they had a ton of space to show off their goods, and the gas lighting made it all visible even at night. So in late nineteenth century New York

window shopping was pretty competitive. Eye catching displays were a must, and in eighteen seventy four Macy's, which back then just had the one location in Manhattan, they claimed to have introduced the holiday specific window display to entice those winter shoppers.

Speaker 2

Do we know what this first display was.

Speaker 3

Gabe, of course we do.

Speaker 2

Nice.

Speaker 3

One window had a collection of dolls from Europe. Nice. Another one recreated scenes from Uncle Tom's cabin. Okay, yeah, I don't know how that was Christmas related, but apparently it was. And other department stores followed suit, and they actually kept adding to this idea with high tech extras like Santa cruising along in a steam powered sleigh, which sounds kind of amazing. But one of my favorite innovations

came from Lord and Taylor. In nineteen thirty eight. It was an unseasonably warm November in New York and the Lord and Taylor folks they wanted to get people into the holiday spirit, so they emptied out the storefront windows of merchandise, frosted the glass and blue bleached white cornflakes so it looked like a blizzard. Love it, and they

piped the sound of howling winds out through speakers. I love this so much because it's so creative, but also it was the first time that merchandise wasn't featured in a window. It was just about creating a mood in order to increase sales. Well.

Speaker 2

Another thing that department stores deserve credit for is the man himself, Santa Claus. The Santa we know today is a mashup of Nordic folklore about a man who punished naughty kids and rewarded nice ones, plus Nicholas of Myra, a saint non for being generous. As for the red suit and beard, we have the eighteen twenty three poem

Twas the Night before Christmas to thank for that. Clement Moore's poem described Santa as a quote jolly old elf with a round belly, twinkling eyes and dimples, and that image has stuck all this time, so, perhaps unsurprisingly, it's not too long after that poem that Santa started showing up during the shopping season. A lot of stores have

claimed to have the first live Santa. But one of the earliest was from eighteen forty one at a dry goods store in Philadelphia, and within five years there were at least three other stores in Philly with their own Saint Nick's.

Speaker 3

I did not realize that Santa was in Philadelphia stores before New York. I just always associate him with Mazie's right from Miracle on thirty fourth Street, which we watch every year at Christmas.

Speaker 2

Yeah, of course, as you should. And you know that movie really solidified the connection between Santa and the Christmas shopping season. But not every department store Santa was up to snuff in those days. Many wore suits and beards that were frayed and ill fitting. Others returned from their breaks wreaking of cigarettes or alcohol, and some were incredibly rude to the children who came to see them. And that sort of behavior didn't sit right with a man

named Charles Howard. He was a farmer by trade, but his true passion was his yearly role as a department store Santa. Charles believed that kids deserved a better class of Santa, so with his wife's blessing, he converted their farmhouse near Rochester, New York into the world's first Santa Claus training school. His first crop of students in nineteen thirty seven consisted of just three hopeful Santas, but enrollments steadily grew over time, and so did Charles's reputation as

a top tier Santa. For example, he actually served as a Santa consultant during the filming of Miracle on thirty Fourth Street, and in nineteen forty eight he was called up to the big leagues to appear as Santa in

the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. That was and still is the most high profile Santa gig in the country, and it's one that Charles Howard proudly filled all the way until nineteen sixty five, and even though he died a year later, his name lives on The Charles W. Howard Santa Claus School moved from New York to Michigan in the nineteen eighties, and according to its website, they still

teach about three hundred aspiring Santas each year. The intensive three day curriculum includes a crash course in Santa history and tradition, as well as public relations and child SiGe ecology. Hands on tutorial for maintaining a Santa suit and applying the makeup, and even instruction on how to care for reindeer, just in case a kid should ever ask.

Speaker 3

Yeah, you're never going to be a great Scanta if you don't have your LinkedIn all polished up. Okay, Well, so looking beyond the United States for a moment. Another legendary holiday shopping tradition is the German Christmas market. If you've ever seen a photo, you will know. They feature twinkly lights, hand carved ornaments, these big hot mugs of mould wine. It's cozy, it's fun, but they do have a dark side as well. So German holiday markets date

back to the fifteenth century. The oldest one that's still around today is in Dresden. It started in fourteen thirty four, which is just incredible to think about that it's been going that long. Series and over the centuries, these markets spread all across Europe and they grew in size. But as the nineteenth century rolled along, the markets began facing competition from department stores, which sold mass produced toys and

other Christmas items at much lower prices. The department stores actually forced a lot of markets out to the city outskirts in the suburbs, and by the nineteen thirties, these traditional markets were in severe decline.

Speaker 2

And you said, this is Germany in the nineteen thirties, right, So I imagine this is when the dark part comes in.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's when it gets dark. When the Nazis seized power, they were fixated on this idea of German greatness, and they wanted to change Christmas from a religious holiday to one that just celebrated German heritage as not Geo writes quote. When Adolf Hitler became Chancellor in nineteen thirty three, his newly empowered political party wasted no time in transforming Christmas from a religious holiday devoted to peace on Earth to a nationalist one that extolled

German heritage. Party officials inserted Nazi imagery into Nativity scenes, filled advent calendars with party propaganda, and even rewrote Christmas carols like Silent Night to de emphasize its Christian connotations. So basically, reviving the Christmas market to showcase craftsmanship and

German tradition was a way to accomplish these goals. So the Nazis moved to the Christmas markets from the suburbs back to the city centers like to the heart of Berlin, and they set really strict rules on what could be sold. Everything had to be holiday related and German made, including ornaments, gingerbread and toys. The stalls were also allowed to sell very German things like brought worst and nothing like a

brought worst at Christmas? Am I right? And of course because these were such popular gathering places, it was a convenient place to feature speeches from Nazi leaders like Joseph Gerbels. So the holiday market slowed down during World War Two, but after the war, as European economies rebounded, the markets did too, and while they kept the spirit of community and Christmas, they got rid of that Nazi veneer that had been tacked on. And today there are over three

thousand of them in Germany. And what's really great is that people of German descent have brought these markets to places all over the world, and so despite that dark time in their past, they're really and they're a great way to support independent businesses, artists and crafts people.

Speaker 2

Which of course is you know, a great thing to do during the holidays and at any time. Really, but all right, we have to take a quick break. But when we come back ancient Roman traditions and the origins of the slinky, the walking spring toy that almost wasn't welcome back to part time genius. Okay, Mary, question for you? Are you a last minute shopper or do you make a list, check it twice, and get everything taken care of long before mid December.

Speaker 3

I don't think I've ever purchased a Christmas gift before December fifteenth, That, ever.

Speaker 2

Is shocking to meet.

Speaker 3

Wow. Yeah, well, part of it is that my mom's birthday is December tenth, and so growing up, we weren't allowed to even think about Christmas until after her birthday. And that's just stayed with me. Last year, I spent to Umber twenty third in Macy's. No, I think I deserve some sort of metal of valor for surviving that. It was insane, but it was also kind of fun, you know. It was just like there are so many people and tourists. There was something kind of great. I

felt good about having procrastinated. How about you.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I can imagine the energy that of the late season shoppers there. But yeah, you know, I like to thrift shop a lot. I'll go to flea markets, I'll go to antique stores. So I'm kind of picking stuff up throughout the year. You know, if I see something, I just have to have it. I don't know if I really have room for it, but maybe I can pawn it off on someone else later in the year.

Speaker 3

Wait, is that technically regifting if you we've sort of lot of yourself, You're not sure.

Speaker 2

Yeah, well, if you buy it without the intention to keep it, I don't know.

Speaker 3

I don't know.

Speaker 2

But yeah, it's a great area.

Speaker 3

It's a very ethically gray area. No, you know what it is. It's like it's curatorial acquisition.

Speaker 2

Yeah, there we go. We'll go with that. That sounds much nicer. Okay, all right, So we talked about the origin of giving children gifts at Christmas time, which is surprisingly recent, but the idea of winter holidays themselves actually goes back millennia. Many ancient civilizations, including the Babylonians, Mesopotamians, and Egyptians, had a festival celebrating the winter solstice, but it was the Romans who cemented the idea of putting

up holiday decorations and exchanging presents. This was done during the Saturnalia festival, which was held every year in mid December as a way to honor Saturn, the god of agriculture and the harvest. It was the most popular holiday in ancient Rome, and it honestly sounds like a lot of fun. Folks decorated their houses with wreaths made of holly and ivy, and there was music and singing, eating, drinking, gift giving, and best of all, no one worked during Saturnalia,

not even the people. The Romans had enslaved.

Speaker 3

Wow, no work presence, NonStop partying. I'm in right, sign me up.

Speaker 2

But the best part is initially it was just that's a one day affair, but over time it became a whole week long event. On the last day of Saturnalia, Romans would give each other small figures made of wax wood or terra cotta called sigilla. It's widely believed this is why we still give gifts during our holiday season.

Speaker 3

Oh so it was like little terracotta figures, but they were the ticklemielmo of ancient Roma.

Speaker 2

Right.

Speaker 3

Well, speaking of holiday, it toys, my all time favorite, mostly for the story behind it has got to be the Slinky. It was a runaway or slink away hit in nineteen forty five, but it almost didn't happen. So in nineteen forty three, a mechanical engineer named Richard James was at work in a Philadelphia shipyard. He accidentally knocks the spring off a shelf, and instead of crashing to the ground, the spring looked like it was walking, first down to a stack of books, then to a table,

then to the floor, where it finally landed. That night, Richard went home and told his wife Betty about it, and he was like, I think this could be a to I would have loved to have heard that conversation with Betty. You would not believe what happened at work today. I knocked a spring over and Betty was like, okay, honey. Anyway, he was really excited and he thought this could be a toy. Betty was actually the one who came up with the name slinky later, and so Richard was so

excited about this. He built a machine that coiled wire into a spiral, borrowed five hundred dollars, started a company, and woila, this slinky was born.

Speaker 2

Wow, and the rest is a toy history, right.

Speaker 3

Well almost, except no one was buying it. I mean, if you had never seen a slinky before, and you didn't know what it does, it doesn't necessarily catch her attention. So in nineteen forty five, Richard went around to department stores in Philadelphia trying to persuade them to stock his toy, but no one was interested. Finally, he managed to convince one department store, Gimbals, to include a slinky in their

holiday display. They priced them at one dollar, which is around seventeen dollars today, which is a lot.

Speaker 2

That seems like a lot for a coiled a medal. Yeah, but I mean I'm guessing the display at Gimbal's that's when sales took off.

Speaker 3

That would be great. But no, no, still, no. Richard may have been a great inventor if you consider a marketing a spring inventing it Okay, The problem was he wasn't really great at package design. The slinky just came wrapped in plain parchment paper, so it just sat there looking honestly, really boring among all these brightly colored holiday toys. But Richard wasn't ready to give up. He believed in his idea, so he asked Gimbals if he could do

a demonstration of how it worked. They agreed, and so the week after Thanksgiving, he set up a ramp in the store, put some slinkies up at the top, and let them walk down, basically showing the thing that had gotten him so excited in the first place. And that's what worked. Within ninety minutes, Gimbals sold all four hundred slinkies it had, and by the end of the holiday season, Richard had sold twenty thousand slinkies across the United States.

One year later, he'd sold two hundred and fifty thousand of them.

Speaker 2

While So, I mean, you know, you got to give the guy credit for persevering if nothing else right. Maybe he didn't invent it, but he noticed.

Speaker 3

It the great noticer.

Speaker 2

Yeah, there we go. Well, you know, as long as we're in the nineteen forties, my next fact is about Christmas Club savings accounts, which some people probably used back then to buy their slinkies. Are you familiar with these? Mary, have you heard of this?

Speaker 3

I am not.

Speaker 2

I am not tell me, Okay, So Christmas Club started in December nineteen oh nine when three shoe factory workers walked into the Carlisle Trust Company in Carlisle, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3

That does I have to say, that does sound like the setup to a joke.

Speaker 2

Well, in this case, it was a business plan. Because what these guys did is they pitched an idea to the bank's treasurer, a guy named Merkle Landis. So they wanted to open a joint bank account. And here's the innovative part. Each week they planned to deposit money that they had collected from themselves and from their fellow shoe

factory of friends. This account would earn in and then right before Christmas the next year, they planned to withdraw the money and split the interest with everyone who had contributed. So Landis thought this was an interesting idea, not just for shoe factory workers, but for everybody. So he placed an ad in the local newspaper for something he called a Christmas Savings Club, offering three percent interest to anyone who made steady deposits all year long. So the idea

was simple and familiar. In December, you would open an account with a small deposit, and then over the next fifty weeks you would add more money. In November you could withdraw the money and the interest, but if you take it out earlier you had to pay a fee.

Speaker 3

Well, so, besides the guys from the shoe factory did anyone sign up?

Speaker 2

Yeah, actually, three hundred and fifty people signed up that first year, and they saved an average of twenty eight dollars each, which is around nine hundred and fifty dollars in today's money.

Speaker 3

And wow.

Speaker 2

Yeah. The program was so well received that the Carlisle Trust kept it going the next year, and soon other banks started doing the same thing, though not all of them offered better interest rates or even interest at all. Maintaining these special accounts cost the bank's money, but in the long term they were a great way to reach

new customers. Early advertisements for Christmas clubs targeted families and young professionals, you know, the most likely future customers for car loans and mortgages, so it was a smart play on the bank's part, and parents were also encouraged to enroll their children in the clubs as a way to teach them financial responsibility. The best part, though, is that some banks even offered incentives for opening a Christmas savings account, like membership cards or a free porcelain Christmas bill.

Speaker 3

Woo Yeah right.

Speaker 2

These gimmicks worked really well though, because in nineteen thirty five, money taken from these accounts made up about ten percent of all holidays spending, and by nineteen sixty five, approximately fifteen million Americans were members of a local Christmas club. Of course, these days, credit cards are a far more popular way to facilitate holiday spending and overspending, but believe it or not, some banks and credit unions do still offer holiday savings accounts.

Speaker 3

And I'd have to imagine that a lot of those club cards were used on Black Friday, right, the biggest shopping day of the year. And to unpack that origin, we are going back to Philadelphia.

Speaker 2

Wow, it is I think that's a third time now, right, It's wild how much Philadelphia has influenced holiday shopping.

Speaker 3

I know they call it the City of Brotherly Love. It's more like the City of Holiday Shopping. Okay, so new slogan. If anyone from Philly is listening.

Speaker 2

You can have that for free.

Speaker 3

Yeah, that's right. So let's go back to the nineteen fifties. It's after World War Two, people have a little money, and the day is after Thanksgiving. Are big holiday shopping days, but they are also big for college football, and one of the biggest games in the country is the annual Army Navy Rivalry, which for many ye was played this Saturday after Thanksgiving, right and that.

Speaker 2

Game it's often held in Philly because that's halfway between West Point and Annapolis exactly.

Speaker 3

It's neutral territory. So in those days after Thanksgiving, suburbanites and out of town football fans would flood the city for the game, and stores took advantage of this extra foot traffic by having sales, which the city promoted. It became a big enough thing that eventually people began coming to Philly just for the sales, not even for the football.

And the thing is, the local cops hated it because the huge crowds meant they had to work twelve hour shifts, So the police started calling it Black Friday, and in nineteen sixty one some more marketing minded folks tried to change it to Big Friday, but it was too late. Black Friday was the name and it was here to stay. It's still the most profitable shopping day of the year, and it spawned these spinoffs like Cyber Monday, Small Business Saturday,

and Giving Tuesday. Here is a crazy statistic. Last year, one hundred and ninety seven million customers shopped either online or in person on that handful of days. From Thanksgiving to Cyber Monday.

Speaker 2

Oh wow, and I was one of them. Well, speaking of Thanksgiving Day, have you ever noticed that it never falls on November twenty ninth or November thirtieth.

Speaker 3

I don't know that I've noticed that. I just know that Thanksgiving is always the fourth Thursday of November. Right, That's right.

Speaker 2

But that wasn't always the case. Although Thanksgiving had been celebrated since George Washington's time, it wasn't until eighteen seventy that Congress declared it a recurring national holiday. The thing is, it didn't have a fixed date. Presidents were technically allowed to set the date each year, but in practice, almost all of them followed the tradition set by Abraham Lincoln, which was that Thanksgiving fell on the last Thursday of November.

But I said almost all the presidents, because in nineteen thirty nine, Franklin D. Roosevelt broke precedent by moving holiday up by one week, setting off a huge controversy in the process. Now, the reason he did this is because Thanksgiving was set to fall late that year on November thirtieth, and retailers were like, hey, this shortens the holiday shopping season and that's gonna hurt our bottom line. So they asked Roosevelt to move the holiday up a week now.

FDR was sympathetic to this because he knew sales had been in a decade long slump following the Great Depression, so in August of thirty nine, he issued a proclamation moving Thanksgiving from the last Thursday to the second to last Thursday.

Speaker 3

Okay, so, and then the retailers were happy. Everyone was happy. No more problems, Mary.

Speaker 2

If there were no problems, would I be telling you this story. There were lots of problems. People hated this change. A poll showed that sixty two percent of voters opposed it, so thousands of people showed up at the White House in protests that year.

Speaker 3

What why were they so angry?

Speaker 2

Some people argued that it was a latent abuse of power by FDR, But also this last minute change was super inconvenient. School breaks and college football games were timed around Thanksgiving and already scheduled for the thirtieth and many folks had already made travel plans to visit relatives for the holiday. So in the end, only twenty three states agreed to move the date. One of those states was

New Jersey. However, the mayor of Atlantic City was a guy named Charles White, and he was not a fan of the President's so he said, okay, you can move Thanksgiving up a week, but that's not the real Thanksgiving, that's Frank'sgiving. And the name was of course a little dig at FDR, but it caught on.

Speaker 3

What happened the next year when Thanksgiving roles around.

Speaker 2

Well, thirty two states decided to celebrate on the Franksgiving date, that is, the second to last Thursday in November, but there was still a lot of confusion. For instance, have you seen Holiday in the Bing Crosby movie where he sings White Christmas?

Speaker 1

Oh?

Speaker 3

Yeah, of course, it's a great movie, aside from you know, the blackface of course.

Speaker 2

Yeah. But if you remember, it takes place in nineteen forty one, and there's a little scene where they show a calendar with a cartoon turkey jumping back and forth between the two thursdays, not really knowing when to land. He actually gives up altogether and just kind of shrugs.

So the whole thing became this national headache slash joke, and perhaps more importantly, the expected increase in sales never happened, So in the spring of nineteen forty one, FDR admitted he had made a mistake and promised that Thanksgiving would

go back to normal the following year. But there still must have been some concern over shopping days, because that same year, Congress passed a law officially making Thanksgiving the fourth Thursday of November, meaning that, depending on the year, the holiday is observed either on the last Thursday, as Lincoln intended, or the second to last Thursday, as retailers wanted. But in either case, the latest it can ever be is November twenty eighth.

Speaker 3

Huh wow, I'm looking at a calendar right now, Gabe, and you know what it looks like. In twenty thirty, Thanksgiving will be on November twenty eighth, So everyone filed us away, and several years from now you can think of us. Well, I'm glad that we have that worked out. But Gabe, before we go, how about we head down to the rec center and help any listeners who might still be looking for that perfect holiday gift.

Speaker 2

Sounds great, let's do it.

Speaker 3

So here's the gift I'm going to recommend for everyone on your Christmas list. It is a trash picker. Do you know what that is, Gabe.

Speaker 2

Uh, It's like a grabber claw right, correct.

Speaker 3

It's a long grabber with a handle, and you can use it to pick up small objects from the ground, including trash. And the reason I think this is such a great gift as well. First of all, it's very affordable. You can get it at any home improvement store. You can get it at your local hardware store, which is where I got mine a couple of years ago. But it's also a great way to start doing fun activities

with your friends and family. Everyone get your trash pickers, go out and do a little impromptu cleanup of your local park. You don't have to wait for someone to organize it. You can just do it yourself or go down your block. There's always trash. There's trash everywhere you guys know, I'm really passionate about garbology. But it's a lot of fun. You can do it with kids, you can do it with friends. It would be a great first date, I think, and you may end up learning

a lot about the world around you inadvertently. Like my kid and I were out picking up trash in the park a few weeks ago and we realized that in our neighborhood, Corona is the beer of choice. We could tell that from the bottle caps. Do I need to know that? No, but I do know it, and I'm glad that I do. So, if there's someone in your life who enjoys a clean environment and learning obscure things about the world around them, a trash picker, put a

big bow on it. They're gonna love it. So gay, what do you recommend.

Speaker 2

Your recommendation was a way to pick up trash, and my recommendation is actual trash. I recommend that you give an old wall calendar to someone that you love this year. The thing is because of leap years, and because time is a flat circle, those dates on the calendar, they eventually match up again. So it might take you know, eleven years or so, but those old one time use

wall calendars will come around again. So, for example, in twenty twenty six, you can reuse any calendar from just for example nineteen seventy, nineteen eighty one, nineteen eighty seven, nineteen ninety eight. It'll be just as useful as a twenty twenty six calendar, but with a much funnier, more outdated design and branding.

Speaker 1

On it.

Speaker 2

If there's an Alf fan in your life, for instance, or maybe a Beanie Baby lover, you know from the nineties, they can relive those glory days with an old Wall calendar.

Speaker 3

We actually tried red watching Alf recently. It doesn't. It doesn't hold up.

Speaker 2

I would say, yeah, I'd say it holds up. I mean as much as it ever did, right, I do you know I have a soft spot for the time in American history where you could have a prime time sitcom about an alien puppet basically starring an alien puppet, and everybody tuned in, millions of people.

Speaker 3

I mean, I'm a cat person, and so Alf is a little difficult for me just to kind.

Speaker 2

Of say that, although to his credit he curbed that, you know, for for the entire series. I don't believe he eats a single cat ast.

Speaker 3

No, he just threatened. He threatens to. Yeah, yeah, Okay, Well, so I hope this is helpful to everyone who's been listening. Of course it is. If you're standing there, if you're like Will and Mango and you're trapped in a mall and you don't know what to buy, leave them all, get out of there and go get an old Wall calendar. And a trash picker. Yeah there you go.

Speaker 2

Yeah, use your use your trash picker to pick a wall calendar out of the trash and gift it to someone you love. And on that note, there is one more gift we have to talk about, and that's today's trophy. Mary. Since you shared the inspiring story of the little slinky that could, I think you deserve it.

Speaker 3

Oh well, thank you, And of course all the credit really goes to Richard and Betty James, and I guess the entire city of Philadelphia. Anyway, we are busy working on episodes for twenty twenty six. If there is a topic that you're curious about that you would like us to explore, please drop us a note at high Geniuses at gmail dot com, or you can give us a call at three oh two four oh five five nine two five. You can also get in touch if you'd like a gift for yourself of an official part time

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by our good pal Marissa Brown. Thank you Marissa, Will and Mango will be back next week and in the meantime from Will, Mango, Dylan, Gabe, and myself, thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 1

Part Time Genius is a production of Kaleidoscope and iHeartRadio. It is hosted by my good pal Will Pearson, who I've known for almost three decades now. That is insane to me. I'm the Utaco host, Mangeshatikular aka Mango. Our producer is Mary Phillips Sandy. She's actually a super producer. I'm going to fix that in post. Our writer is Gabe Lucier, who I've also known for like a decade at this point, maybe more. Dylan Fagan is in the booth.

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