You’re in for a treat – because Episode 138 includes two Nick’s and two Jordan’s, plus one Gavin! ~ Playboy is scraping its nudity, but before it does, Pamela Anderson accepts the honour of being the last nude model ~ Celebrity porn star James Dean is accused of raping several women ~ Again, guys? America faces its 1,042nd mass shooting since 2012 ~ then the girls discuss Patton Oswalt’s continuing defence of the role of the comic in the social justice warrior age. Visit our website: gavinstephe...
Dec 07, 2015•1 hr 54 min
How well do comics use social media? ~ How (not) to come across as a dick to a show runner ~ Do you believe in ghosts? Manolis does. ~ #BlackFriday happens ~ Joe Botelho (@theangryskeptic) discloses his transgender fantasies about Bailey Jay (@baileyjaytweets) Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
Dec 01, 2015•1 hr 57 min
We talk about Charlie Sheen’s HIV confession and then Manolis quickly proposes a cure for HIV using Charlie Sheen’s popularity as a form of currency ~ Facebook is developing an app that removes your ex and your memories with them instantly ~ One of Tomkin’s old girlfriends tells him “some women” have an interest in fucking dogs. Did she bark up the wrong tree? Devin Bateson (@debateward) joins. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on ...
Nov 23, 2015•1 hr 57 min
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Nov 16, 2015•2 hr 3 min
NASA’s unexplainable EmDrive makes headlines ~ Christians flip out over the lack of snowflakes on the new Tim Hortons/Starbucks coffee cup ~ #ThePush hits the Zoetic Theatre for Hamilton Film Festival ~ Later in the show, Manolis parachutes in with his pilot friend who tells a great story about flying Jerry Seinfeld around ~ Remember to check out the Patrick Coppolino DVD release party at Hamilton Yuk Yuks this Wednesday Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From T...
Nov 10, 2015•2 hr 10 min
Patrick pranks the world again, this time everyone thinks he’s Louie CK, making international headlines and has everyone asking, “did Louie just get into a fight on stage?” ~ Comic books and Movies ~ Halloween ~ Comedy, racism and free speech ~ Remember to see Patrick’s release party November 11. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! Hosted on ...
Nov 03, 2015•2 hr 2 min
We come back after missing a week (blame thanksgiving) ~ Devin Bateson (@debatewerd) and Colin Brown join ~ Should you vote? We talk about those annoying people who constantly demand that you vote ~ John Oliver weighs in on the Canadian election ~ Then we talk about homelessness in Hamilton ~ We reminisce stories about Manolis while he’s not here ~ Patrick gives some great advice about making it in comedy. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation F...
Oct 20, 2015•2 hr 8 min
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Oct 06, 2015•2 hr 14 min
We welcome new Hamilton comic Joe Botelho to the podcast for the first time ~ First up, we talk Alex Johnston and the whole Auschwitz thing ~ Canadian elections ~ How Michael Jordan’s ex-wife deals with average ass guys ~ Bill Nye takes a stand on abortion Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
Sep 28, 2015•1 hr 49 min
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Sep 21, 2015•1 hr 57 min
We talk Hamilton’s arts + cultural festival, Supercrawl ~ Hit to Kill: if you kill someone with your car in China it’s cheaper than injuring them ~ are teachers paid enough? Our highly qualified brains take an arm-chair approach at the subject ~ how much would you need to be paid to eat an asshole? Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! Hosted o...
Sep 15, 2015•2 hr 33 min
We open by talking about Patrick’s live comedy taping, “Too Much Information”, September 11th and 12th ~ then Patrick talks about how he became a better comedian, and how Tom Green inspired his career ~ Hamilton’s own Nicole Arbour (@NicoleArbour) posts a video about fat people, and we all have a go at how we feel about it ~ Jordan tells us how he saved a human life…or ruined one ~ Meat causes cancer & more! Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simula...
Sep 06, 2015•2 hr 13 min
We talk Harper again #cdnpoli ~ Jason Rouse (@jasonrouse666) joins us during the podcast via FaceTime ~ Manolis and Gavin babysit a few kids and share their experiences, then Manolis “stars” on #Degrassi ~ Nick Durie (@ndurie) joins half-way through the podcast. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...
Aug 31, 2015•1 hr 57 min
A white person mans a black history booth at the CNE ~ people with kids are more depressed ~ we talk American and Canadian politics and our hatred for Harper #jostevote ~ Jared of Subway fame counts down to getting anal in prison for being a piece of sh*t ~ then we cover 80s & 90s sitcoms. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! Hosted on Aca...
Aug 24, 2015•2 hr 3 min
Manolis starts the podcast telling us about an audience member who uses her fists to measure her boyfriend’s dick…or something like that ~ pickup artist Roosh V comes to Toronto and everyone flips out ~ what’s the MCs role in a comedy show? Manolis and Gavin tell us what makes an ideal MC ~ then Manolis tells his dentist that he does mushrooms…for no reason, really. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow...
Aug 16, 2015•1 hr 34 min
Nick Durie (@ndurie) joins us again ~ we rigorously discuss Lenny Kravitz’s dick ~ then more about the Republican primaries and Trump being ballsy ~ we also talk about Jon Stewart’s last show. Also, remember to vote for Gavin in the SiriusXM Topic Comic contest every day: http://gavinstephens.ca/vote Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! Hosted...
Aug 09, 2015•1 hr 53 min
Unfortunately, we had some technical problems with this episode. We’ll get it sorted out for next time. We call Shane Ogden (@shaneogden1) during the podcast ~ we talk about Cecil the lion and work our way towards vegetarianism ~ ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper dies at 61 ~ then we stumble into the topic of suicide ~ we all talk about the last time we cried. Also, remember to vote for Gavin in the SiriusXM Topic Comic contest every day: http://gavinstephens.ca/vote Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check ...
Aug 06, 2015•1 hr 16 min
The non-celebrity roast of Manolis was a huge success, so we chat about it for a bit ~ then we talk about Hulk Hogan’s racist tirade ~ Nick Durie visits Montreal and tells us about his experiences at Just For Laughs ~ Nick Durie (@ndurie) joins. Also, remember to vote for Gavin in the SiriusXM Topic Comic contest every day: http://gavinstephens.ca/vote Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky...
Jul 28, 2015•1 hr 45 min
The Sex Pistols kill their anti-establishment street cred after they get a credit card made in their image ~ shortly after, we talk about super heros and the order of balance between good and evil ~ new information is revealed in a report about a 2005 court case where Bill Cosby then admitted to buying drugs for the purpose of sexually assaulting women ~ everything we know about addiction is wrong – we talk about a recent TED talk that takes another look at the drug war ~ later we discuss a stud...
Jul 13, 2015•2 hr 2 min
Is The Avengers a good movie? We don’t find a conclusion. Then in the blockbuster Jurassic World, the short form of pachycephalosaurus (or pakisaurus) is perceived racist, a blogger rants. Gay marriage becomes legal in all 50 states, and during the London gay pride parade, a CNN reporter misreports a dildo and butt plug flag as an ISIS flag. Nick Justin Durie joins. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow...
Jun 29, 2015•2 hr 35 min
A dude deep throats a dildo at Yuk Yuks and wins the deep throat contest, Manolis records it and puts it on Facebook and gets 1,000 views. Patrick tells us about his lesbian days and we try to grapple with #Charleston, but get cut short by a technical issue. We hope to spend more time on it next week. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! Hoste...
Jun 22, 2015•1 hr 31 min
We all have headphones now, so expect higher quality episodes…maybe. Mayce tells us about his recent experience opening for Doug Stanhope at the Opera House in Toronto. We talk about the white lady (Rachel Dolezal) who’s been running the NAACP of Spokane, Washington for years, then Gavin Stephen’s tells us about Nick Durie’s experience getting twerk-assaulted in Hess Village. #SpacePorn Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagra...
Jun 16, 2015•2 hr 13 min
We totally skip the introductions, making Gavin’s day. Manolis almost gets into a brawl after a dumb heckler runs his mouth, then tells us a story about how one of the guys from the movie Road Trip tried to pick up his girlfriend. Durie gives a heartfelt talk about his dad’s passing. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! Hosted on Acast. See ac...
Jun 08, 2015•1 hr 54 min
We spend a long time arguing over the placement of hosts at the table. We slight those who don’t need, but use mobility scooters because they are lazy. Big comedy news this week – Toronto comedian Trixx comes under heat after a slew of comics claim to be tricked into doing foot fetish videos in exchange for auditions, xboxes and favours. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephen...
Jun 02, 2015•1 hr 37 min
Last week we started talking about the story of “rough wrestling” but Gavin tries to hold back vital details of how rough wrestling came to be. Manolis meets the best lay of his life in London, Ontario, and spends 10 minutes talking about self-inflicted road rage stories. Jen Grant (@jengrantcomedy) speaks out against heckling that often turns into sexual assault and should/can a city ban guns? Hamilton mayor Fred Eisenberger speaks out about gun violence after open gun fire happens in broad day...
May 24, 2015•2 hr 21 min
Louie CK has been jerking off in front of women, Dane Cook gets banned from “his” club The Laugh Factory. After Gavin’s last show, the club turned into a karaoke bar, then Gavin and Jordan decided to do their own rendition of “Hey Ya”. Norm McDonald performs on Letterman. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
May 20, 2015•1 hr 39 min
What a way to start off an episode! Jason Rouse (@jasonrouse666), Joe Basla and Nick Durie (@ndurie) join us as we discuss Manolis’ possible overdose during the episode, after taking a Oxycotin 20 he got from a cancer patient. That was the first 10 minutes. We also talk about how awesome the Hamilton comedy scene is. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave...
May 06, 2015•1 hr 30 min
Megan Pettit (@meganshpettit) and Nick Durie (@ndurie) join us. We talk about the plane that turned back home after a passenger crop dusted the entire cabin. Megan takes our questions, and as you’d expect, they’re all misogynist and awful. Manolis tells us a story about how he made an audience member cry. Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on instagram: @countgavin Follow us on BlueSky: GavinBStephens Subscribe and leave a review! H...
Apr 01, 2015•1 hr 51 min
Mayce’s pet goose turns three. Manolis makes us all proud by fucking his Fleshlight (purchase here!) once again – which has been used at least five times. The guys discuss recent shows in Brantford and Kitchener. We also pay respect to International Women’s Day, but of course, Manolis’ stories didn’t really make it easy. Remember to join in on our #GirlsNightOut Stock Photography Challenge! Visit our website: gavinstephens.ca Check out the Substack: Dispatch From The Simulation Follow us on inst...
Mar 08, 2015•2 hr 35 min
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Mar 02, 2015•1 hr 58 min
