Forget to record this time . All right , Todd , don't tell any crazy stories that I have to hit the unrecord button on . And then like forget to hit it again and then we like all right time to upload the pot . Wait a second . What happened ?
Oh , there's no podcast .
Okay , time to upload these 15 minutes that I'd recorded of our pre-show in Zero , of the actual podcast , and I did , I Uploaded it . It's on there .
Look skinny . Do I look like a boss ? Wait , since I've been working out .
I don't know we . You gotta aim the camera down a little .
I feel like I do , I feel like I'm lost .
Keep aiming down . I can't all that you . You aimed it , it was already at your boobs and you aimed it down and all you did was show more of your boobs aiming down further . I can't see your waister , okay , oh .
Going ? I think so , and I told her her arms look slim .
I'm looking at the ratio , aim down a little more a little bit more .
Keep on going , I can't . I just want to see if you know what just take a step back . What are your hips looking like ? Okay , now turn to the side . Let's get the side profile .
Oh yeah , Tiny .
Tiny all right now . Here's what you do take your laptop , go in . The living room is out on the couch . You're not about to stand up and try and do a pocket . Like , don't stand up , like it's not a job . This , this isn't the checkout line at Kmart or whatever .
Amen , I'll stand in the chair .
No , go sit down . You don't have to stand up and be miserable .
No , I mean literally . I stand .
Well , by the time we get done , you'd be like damn , my legs are tired .
Bye , then yeah .
Yeah , you know well , all right , did y'all read the little mini outline I did earlier , by any chance ? So ?
you sent that to where to our text messages .
Was it in the text or in the chat ?
in the text on your phone Um share see , I even got it super specific for you , ty . I did introduction quip about the podcast word for sponsor run down to the news . And then the topics happy Trump Arraignment Day , the Rico bunch , but up but up the Rico bunch , the kitty table debate .
And then the Secret Service Oathkeeper emails and a Mar-a-Lago IT guy flips Leonard Leo , it's under investigation . And pro go , pro goes in got assassinated . Oh man , that was crazy . And then the shithole of the week award closing thoughts . And then dot dot dot , just in case you happen to go last this time .
And that concludes this episode of pardon the insurrection , the same way we do it . That was so funny . I Mean Carol . We were cracking up like how do you ? Not know how we do this .
There's also an extra tie in this call .
Yeah , that's probably her phone , yeah oh wait , hold on , yeah , yeah .
That happened sometimes Um I just got to make sure it's not an imposter trying to get our secret information . Oh , did you guys get ?
our secret publicly available information .
Huh , on Instagram , carol , did you get a from me ? Did I get a ? What the fake me friend request ? I got no , any DMs that someone apparently Cloned my Instagram and was sending friend requests to everybody and I better report that shit . Yeah , I got a ton of messages like I just got this this person is pretending to be you .
I Mean , I mean Twitter , I get , but my Instagram I have like fucking a thousand followers , like yeah , they're strange . Oh .
Yeah , I was . I didn't know if everyone noticed that . But yeah , we'll talk about that on the podcast momentarily .
I did . I wouldn't have noticed because I haven't blocked .
But Um , yeah , I will explain what happened there because I can tell you . I can tell you exactly what happened . Yeah , I mean , it's not anything nefarious , just it's really just the obvious if you think about it for just one second . But yeah , that was , that was fantastic news . It's like I'm happy did .
Oh Carol , do you end up watching any the bait clips ?
just I found some clips , but I didn't . I thought I heard something about DeSantis . You know was gonna invade Mexico .
No well , he he did say he was gonna send the military down to the border to protect our borders , which I'm not it even Entirely certain is constitutional .
I mean all the coverage I saw like just discounted Rhonda Santas entirely Um . I watched MSNBC's coverage of it .
Yeah , rhonda Santas was .
Because ABC's was infuriating . I was watching some trying to watch the thing on it . It's just their commentary wasn't infuriating . Yeah , it's like all , like just super normalizing like all this behavior .
They have a record , a track record over the last six or seven years of just like soft selling this bullshit as if it's like completely acceptable behavior . Yeah , I don't . Yeah , I don't fuck with ABC , it's Fox News light .
Yeah .
I mean all are .
they are lair Um CNN and when I go to the gym like I Work out on him cut CNN on them , or so bad I . Work out on the CNN side , because the Fox side is to the right , but can we get the MSNBC side ?
I mean , they're not perfect , but at least they be honest . Most of the time they're like it's a shit show , guys . It's a shit show , like no one's not acknowledging the fact that it's it's utter insanity .
I like their . I mean they have at least the appearance of candor , even it like . I don't know if the other ones are trying to . If they're , these are trying to lie , they're hiding it a lot better than the other ones who are just like yeah , like that's really wrong about this .
This is the first indictment like , but he's the front runner and presumed nominee .
Yeah , it's very gross .
I feel like she takes a handful of Benzos before she goes . Holy shit .
Yeah , the only person I know of , it's for sure , or Abusing substances before they go on the air , is Janine Perot . I don't know about these other people . I mean , I you know , I guess anything's possible , but she's , like you know , obviously out there slurring . Sometimes you're like damn , you should have , like you had too too many .
I Say that and like people are gonna listen to this podcast and we're like , no , you guys had too too many , you fuckers . Yes , you're not a professional broadcaster or anyone to listen to the Dan Lebatard show . You're not a professional Broadcluster . That's an inside joke that like four people will probably get . I'm not gonna explain it .
Um , all right , Ty , you got the rundown . You know where we're going . You got ? You got any hot takes about the debate from last night ?
I Know that fucking the fact is a whole fucking clown .
Oh man , yeah , he's insane . All right , yeah , just just keep that energy , save that , and we'll probably Run through this Trump thing for like five minutes and then we'll well , I don't know , we'll do the . Let's jump around .
We'll do the Trump thing first , since it was a rainy day , then we'll jump to the debate and then we'll go back to Trump's coke and Spearters After that . How about that ?
All right , sounds good no okay , I'll count us in .
you know the routine . What's our quip about the podcast today ? And you're listening to the part of the insurrection podcast where what happens on our podcast Did I do every week ? He's on the podcast you know what it's a Raymond Day . Yeah , that'll do All right , we're no .
We're in a state where no pardons could be issued .
Okay , that's a good one , I'll do the movie , the movie voiceover guy thing . Hey , this is the night this is Carol , this is Ty and you're listening to the part of the interaction podcast when Trump has been a rain and it's in a state where no pardons can be issued .
Oh .
Yeah , in case you missed it , guys somehow out there , like I don't know how you weren't paying attention to this news , but it's a rain midday , yeah , yet again . Actually , you probably bored with arraignment days at this time at this point , because it's been like a rain Midday after a rain midday after .
If , like this , was a national holiday , it wouldn't make any sense because it'd be , we'd be getting it every month . But yes , trump was rained down in Georgia today , turned himself in , surrendered to lawn enforcement , and we're going to pop a little champagne on the podcast , or I don't know what your drinks of choice are , ladies .
We really should have a three-day weekend every month , though . So if we want to , you know oh yeah , I would be fine with a monthly arraignment day or like at least four more , because there are a few Months where I don't have a three-day weekend .
Well , I'm absolutely , I'm absolutely sure he's going to get indicted again , which means another arraignment . So we'll put that on a calendar . But before we get to the news of the day , we'll have a word from our sponsor sheets and giggles .
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Sleep that thing on all the time . All right On to the news of the day . Again , it was happy a Raymond day down in Georgia . Of course , the first thing out of Georgia after Trump's arrest was his height and weight , which was apparently Not measured Ed Fulton County but instead self-reported .
And of course , trump reported that he is six foot three and In 215 pounds .
Though the absurdity of his self-assessment is what made it very obvious to everyone that he had had , in fact , and Completed , a self-assessment of his own height and weight .
Yeah , yeah , um , I'm gonna level with you here , kids . I am about five , seven and a half five , eight and 202 pounds , and there's absolutely no way Trump is only 13 14 pounds heavier than me , because he looks like he ate two of me .
Yeah , I mean I , I don't have a lot of frame of reference for being a big dude . Yeah , oh , here comes a big dude .
What's up , big dude ? You hanging out with us on the podcast today . You're more than welcome to join us .
Yeah , no , that trump the weight thing is like bullshit . And six five he's at least to 60 to 70 .
I'm gonna go 295 Probably . Yeah , he'd probably be over 300 if he wasn't , like , stressed out the last couple of months after being indicted over and over and over and wait was this four times over and over and a half again . So he's lost a few pounds , but yeah , that it's total bullshit . Yeah , anyway , um , yeah , that was , that was fucking insane .
And of course , we got our trusted and true Fulton County criminal court . Trump mugshot the , the image that will live on and infamy forever and ever and ever . This will be like you know how they have the portraits of presidents at the White House . You know the presidential put like Obama got one and then like Biden's gonna get one .
Like Trump's portrait will be his fucking mugshot .
Yeah that's , that's how he will live on forever in history .
And oh , speaking of his mugshot , the first thing he did with it is he proceeded to send out a fundraising email With his mugshot . Oh , he's raising money off of his own , off of his own mugshot .
This , this is fucking embarrassing and he made it used it to make his Twitter comeback .
Okay , yeah , well , and then the next thing he did immediately after that was post the same fucking thing to Twitter , which is which he hasn't used since he was famously banned .
The hell was that time .
What is going on ?
that was her other phone and I've now muted it .
Oh , that was a good idea . Oh , Ty , did you sign into the zoom with two like your phone and the computer ?
Oh yeah .
Your phone away if you already have to . You had too many . You've been celebrating too hard . That's what happened . You've already had too much to drink . Why can't you wait until we're on the podcast to pop your fucking bottles ? Okay , we get to celebrate together , we ? We don't know how many more of these in diamonds we're gonna get , but yeah , so okay .
Apparently Trump is back on Twitter after a multi-year hiatus .
His last tweet before this one or I guess his sheet , or I don't know how to pronounce this fucking thing with the X his last tweet on the platform was January 8th of 2021 , days after attempting to overthrow the fucking government , and his most recent tweet is today , thursday , august , the 24th of 2023 .
So it's been a while and I will read the the the contents of the photo that he posted . It says mugshot , august 24th 2023 , and then it's got his weird creepy stare that I'm sure he practiced in the mirror for like hours before he showed up to Fulton County , because , you know , he like he like a white girl on Instagram , he got to get his pose right .
Beneath the picture it says election interference never surrender . Donald J Trump dot com .
No .
This is probably not the most elegant way to handle being arrested . I'll just say that .
Well , has he ever done anything in an elegant way ? I mean , it's totally fair .
Well , you know he I'm sure he banged that porn star in an elegant way .
Well in in the literal definition of elegant that means simple and Like simple and effective .
Oh yeah , Well , there's a couple of problems it was simple and that it lasted a couple seconds . Much like his arrangement today . Sadly , it went by faster than I expected it to . He was in and out . It was like he showed up , got out the car , ran in , wrote down some information , settled up his bond and then got the fuck up out of there .
It was like 20 minutes . There are a couple of problems with this picture that he posted of the election inter . Well , his mugshot . First of all , there's no election interference . It's not even an election year . Second of all , the never surrender thing is ironic , because , well , guess what he had just done hours ago in order to get this mugshot ?
He surrendered . Yeah .
Yeah , I don't think he did the math on the on the surrendering part , considering he actually surrendered , and , of course , the reason he's actually even posting on Twitter for the first time in two and a half years is well , and I'll reveal this secret to you all so his political action committee had been paying his legal bills , as well as the legal legal bills
of other Coke conspirators in his multiple criminal cases . That thing is fucking broke . Where he started off with nearly a hundred million dollars in 2021 . I think it's down to like 10 , 12 million dollars in 2023 .
The legal defense fund .
I mean it's supposed to be his political action committee , but yes , it's basically a cut out for legal defense fund . Yeah , so so that thing's broke and he's got 18 Coke conspirators in Georgia and another number of unindicted Coke conspirators elsewhere in DC , and we don't even know like what potential future in diamonds might be coming .
So he's got to stock up on some funds here , and the quickest way to do that is to announce on Twitter that you know he needs a gazillion fucking dollars after being arrested and since he's , he's been off of Twitter for quite a few years . I mean , I'm sure this will make a little noise . Get his following riled up to hit on this .
On this Donald J Trumpcom link , it's asking for a minimum of $24 donations , with with 24 . Yeah minimum of 24 .
With intervals , they won for every hour of the day , yeah .
The next interval is 47 , then 100 , then 250 , then 500 , then 1000 and up to 3,300 , before the final option , which is other , where I'm sure you can , like you know , started a dollar and worked your way up if you so choose . Also , if you don't understand what the small print on this fucking shit is , it says your contribution will benefit Trump .
Save America joint fundraising committee which , carol , as you so astutely pointed out , is his legal defense fund .
Yay yeah , I did a right thing . I mean the most authority and thing we're talking about .
Absolutely . And then you have the options to check . I would like to cover the processing fees . So 100% of my donation goes to Trump save America joint fundraising committee , which is probably like an insane percentage , because I don't know like who does the fucking , who handles like the processing fee on this shit ?
It's probably some some shit he set up to scam office to . And then there's another option where you can make it a recurring monthly donation . So imagine that you can make a $3,300 recurring monthly donation to his , his legal defense . This is the most grifting as grifter I've ever seen in my life . Also , you can donate an additional .
Well , it's not important , you can give him even more money .
Wow .
Yeah , yeah Great .
Yeah , yeah .
I mean , the most important thing to note from this link that he posted on Twitter is that it doesn't go to his campaign , it goes to his , his pack . So yeah , all them suckers about to throw away their hard earned money .
They think they're thinking they're going to help them get elected and actually they're just going to be paying for his lawyers , and maybe this is totally expected .
If you're still falling for this shit , like just I don't know , just vote away your own , give him your social security . Just vote to drain it out of your own account directly into his legal defense fund , because that's eventually what would happen anyway . So , yeah , if you want so yeah , well , that was fun .
I mean , I don't ever get bored with Trump being arrested , like I always find it entertaining and exciting . You know , like I made the illusion that a Trump and diamond is like sex , like the first time is exciting because you don't even know what to expect , like you don't even you don't know what's going to happen , and it's just like an adventure .
And then every time after that it only gets better and better and you know , you know , by the fourth time you kind of know what you're doing . You can like flick a nipple here and there and get a little kiss in while you're . Anyway , I don't know that .
That , that analogy got a little out of hand .
Clearly I need to get laid .
I'm looking at the year and there and maybe flip it kissing .
Well , now I have like some magic tricks . Now I can like levitate and shit and like hang from the ceiling like Tom Cruise and their first Mission Impossible movie . Very interesting . Yeah , I've had a little bit more practice , yeah , anyway , yeah , did either of you find anything notable about Trump getting arrested ? Yet a fucking game , yet again .
No , maybe you know what I am so over he's being arrested , or whatever . I'm so over it .
Sick of his shit .
Yeah , out of him being arrested .
No , I'm sick of him .
Well , that's understandable . I want him to get arrested again , like arrest him as many times as humanly fucking possible .
Like I just don't know why he thinks this is good for him . Is it really like galvanizing the base , or they were already insane and they were already going to vote for him ? Like , is this really making anyone who wasn't already pro Trump like more pro Trump ?
Is that a serious question ? Yeah , you want to know .
No , I get that Like I , because the base is already all in with him . So he's being arrested , mugshot or whatever . Like they have no Like , it doesn't matter .
That's not what I was saying . Oh , it doesn't matter to them . That is what I was saying , but I'm wondering if it would like people who weren't already down that path . Will they see this and be like oh well , it is an injustice , Are they like ?
Because he's trying to see , he's obviously angling to making people think he's like , you know , being horribly wronged and he thinks that this is going to get people on his team .
All right , I'll give you an answer . Um Ty , you know how you're like tired of seeing his face , even though you know like him , getting arrested is good . It's like it's fantastic news , but you're sick of his fucking face .
Well , his supporters , just like you're getting sick of him going to prison and you hate him , his supporters , even though they love him , we're going to get sick of defending him . It's going to get extremely exhausting and tiring and it's going to kill their enthusiasm by the time the twenty one , twenty four election comes around .
Because , despite the fact that he might put on this facade and the Fox news might tell you , hey , this is , you know , it's incredibly good that he's been indicted , like which no normal person would say Um , it is , in fact , very damaging and the only thing that they can do is try and brainwash the few people who , like , are wholeheartedly in on Trump , that
this is good , otherwise , like the mystical break and he'll have no support whatsoever .
The problem with that strategy is is , like you know , maybe you have a small minority of people who are all in on Trump , even if that's , like you know , 20% of people , if even that high and of course , you have us and people like us who are like , yeah , fuck that guy Never going to support Trump , trump .
But you also have a lot of just normal people out there who don't even who not super engaged with this shit and none of them are going to look at this as like , oh yeah , it's totally fucking awesome . When the election comes around , I'm going to vote for the guy that's been been indicted four times . Yay , that's .
Those people are like like whatever opportunity Trump may have had to win . Those people like the media apparatus that helps prop Trump up On the right , like that's going to turn off the people who are norm normals the normies , as I like to call them .
I guess I think of a lot of these quote normies as also just being highly subjected to cultural propaganda , basically not like through unofficial channels , just talking about like the normals in Texas . Let's talk about when was I going this day is making a face at me like yeah , I don't know .
Like , yeah , I'm ready for this adventure that you're about to take me on .
Please tell me more about the Texas normies . Oh , just , a lot of people will just take what they're heard through like all their culture and they'll just take that as true .
So people will say like he's being . Yeah , I know you're saying they'll get sick of defending him , but people have just been hearing all along these innocent and the people who don't care that much are willing to accept what they hear about it . Right , the point you're making .
like okay , I guess maybe that would be a possibility if we didn't have data to prove otherwise because he lost the popular vote in 2016 . And then he lost the popular vote by even more in 2020 . And that was as an incumbent , and that was Before he was indicted four times .
So there's , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know , I don't know . So there's in no way , shape or fashion .
Can you look at what's happened to him since 2020 and be like , yeah , the people are going to line up behind . No , he's going to get even fewer . There's going to be a larger margin in 2024 than there was in 2020 , regardless of what like propaganda they put out there .
I mean the pop , the propaganda is basically just to keep the base motivated and , of course , like , yeah , maybe that'll keep the base in line and it'll keep the election close , but it's also going to guarantee that they nominate a fucker who can't win in 2024 . So congratulations , gop . Good job , guys .
You're going all in on a guy who's Likely going to prison if he loses . Great Sure .
It was interesting hearing . I'm going to pivot a little bit toward the debate that I sort of wanted .
I've watched , yeah , the 2020 table debate that occurred yesterday .
One notable candidate , the aforementioned presumptive nominee , who's going to lose the election and help bring down the Republican Party forever .
Yeah , ty , did you notice that Trump's eyes hold in the GOP debate last night ?
I did . It was big , it was at least six , six foot only , and a good 295 pounds , yeah , 295 . Six foot even .
That's the whole . Yeah , I'm missing from the GOP debate last night . All right , that thing was a total dumpster fire . Any of you people out there listening to this podcast ? I hope you didn't watch it . I watched . Well , I listened to it for you .
Yeah , but I was going to say it was like Nikki Haley . It was like the voice of reason , screaming about what we were just saying , like you're going to put up a . You're going to put up a candidate who can't win . I mean , it's not reason for our country , but it's reason for their party . She is like the smart mom .
So we're going to put up in the room Wait , let's not get , yeah , let's not give Nikki Haley a lot of credit , maybe .
No , not , but compared to the other people , she was the only one who was like A voice of reason .
No , and she actually wasn't .
She said a lot of insane shit and then she would occasionally like temper that with saying something reason will nominally not insane . But no , she was saying some absolutely bunker shit as well . I hate to say this . I'm not a Chris Christie supporter in any way , shape , form or fashion , but Chris Christie was the voice of reason and that's how you know .
The bar was low yesterday , no , so I mean , she still said that she would support Trump right , even if yeah no , that's the thing , right ?
She was like yeah , I still . I still love Trump , I think . When they were asked who , if you know , by show of hands , who would still support Trump even though he's been indicted , I think they all , but maybe Christie , raised their hand , which is no Christie .
So he did like some weird thing with his hand and they're like you put up your hand late , did you do it ? And he was like oh no , I was just like no .
OK , so what happened was is everyone actually raised their hand ? And then , when Christie was asked about it , he was like , oh no , my hand was just doing a thing which is like , absolutely fucking insane . So that lets you know how far that's gone .
We don't actually have to get into everything that they said specifically , because I'll tell you this that , first of all , that debate wasn't for us , it wasn't for sane people , it was for a small minority of people on the right who were absolutely fucking insane .
And then for , like , maybe a slightly larger Fox News audience today , for for the little social media clips to be cut to go around . But I think the big takeaway from specific candidates and I talked about this on Twitter yesterday , really , you can just go check my Twitter feed and see the I mean , I gave a really accurate , yet to sink breakdown .
You can check that out the standout of of yesterday's event was the fact but back , yeah , rama Swami . For a number of reasons , and we'll start with the most important he's absolutely bad shit , fucking insane . Everything he said was either insane or a lie .
For starters , in case you were wondering if , like the 38 38 year old tech bro was with some kind of like what I would say is while he can speak and kind of say things in a semi elegant fashion , like the content of his words are , like you know , a QAnon reddit board . It's , it's quite wild .
So of course you know that played well with the right wing audience . For sure . His , his debate strategy was basically Trump , but younger , and on Coke , which I think is a good thing , and on Coke , which I would like to refer to as Don Jr .
I mean , he was much more coherent than Don Jr .
Not if you listen to what he was actually saying . Right , that was , that's the thing . Like the , the delivery is the one thing , but the content of the actual words is like oh , your conspiracy theorists , this is insane . But yeah , he's . He's probably the fan favorite from yesterday , even though he kind of trailed off a bit .
Chris Christie while , while semi reasonable , you know , by Democratic Sanders , still insane had had a number of opportunities to kind of steal the thing and go after Trump and go after the rest of these Republicans , but he kind of trailed off .
He got booed once for Basically talking about how Trump's behavior was beneath the office of the president , and then no one else went after Trump again . After that , nikki Haley did come out swinging , initially Pointing out the obvious fact that while Trump was in office , the Republicans racked up over like 8.1 , 8 trillion dollars of debt .
You know , I'm glad she's equipped to like recognize that facts do exist . And then you know , the Republicans don't have to constantly .
What a low fucking bar .
Yeah , to be able to repeat one honest fact yeah , Wow , yeah , but other than that , half of everything else she said was insane . I imagine that she probably won't be able to consolidate more than maybe . I guess the way to put this is for fact was doing a Trump impersonation .
He's out here competing for , you know , a vice presidential position in the Trump administration . We all were like .
I feel like they all were like there . They were not there because we all know neither one of them is going to be President , but they were jockeying for the position of Vice President Period .
Really Even Christie .
No , I mean Christie isn't going to be any position .
No , I know , but he's still just delusional enough to think he has a chance , right ? No ?
See , I think , what Christie's plan is here , is to hopefully sabotage Trump and in case somehow the MAGA portion of the party implodes before the primary is over , he can either swoop in and steal the nomination , like the GOP convention , or he can just make sure Trump isn't the nominee in hope they put forth someone who's not totally insane .
And you , tense , would pick him as a Vice President .
No , he has no chance for a number of reasons .
No , but that doesn't mean he's not like planning what he's going to do . He's sucking up the pants . Oh , you're so good not throwing art . You could have . You could have thrown our Constitution out , but you didn't like . Fuck you , I don't throw our Constitution out every day .
I think you're thinking about what what he was saying in terms of how it will fall on our ears , but really , what he was doing is in like the way a , a , a Trump , or would hear it is . It's a subtle shot at Trump , right , it's like Pence did the right thing .
Therefore , trump did the wrong thing and we shouldn't be supporting Trump , but Pence is doing this thing where he's like . I was a part of , you know , the Trump Pence administration and everything we did was awesome , except for that tiny little , you know malfeasance , where Trump tried to overthrow the government . That wasn't great .
Yeah , well , you know he doesn't ever bring that up , but he wants to find that narrow lane of like I can bring all the great things . You know all the things about Trump that our supporters thought were great , but I'm just more religious than Trump and I stood up for our Constitution , right , he's .
He's trying to do like I'm Trump , but I'm the straight arrow , we're , we're . You know the , the fake . The fake is doing his . I'm Trump fake yeah we're doing the I'm Trump , but you know , younger and higher , he's doing the tech bro version of Trump . And then you know the other candidates . Look , this is an unimportant that .
The larger problem here , like the 50,000 foot view of this , is that none of them , apart from Christie and maybe Nikki Haley , have come to the conclusion that they need to beat Trump . They have no strategy to do so and they're not even trying to , and so , by default , the entire thing that we watched yesterday was a complete and total sham .
It was theater . Yeah yeah , but it was , it was theater . If theater included actual real life train wrecks and car crashes . Right yeah , you must be drunk , I am . How much did you drink ?
I don't know . I hit the bunch of little Jack Daniels .
Oh no , you were drinking like an alcoholic . Yeah , you were drinking a little shot bottles . Yeah , that's how alcoholics drink . Tie .
You know they wash out bottles .
You get you a big bottle and then you pour yourself like a measured glass and you make like a , like a , like us , you know social drinkers do like . I have a bottle , it's right there on the fridge and you know I get a glass and I pour my measure a drink , a shot , and I pour it out .
You get the tiny ones at the liquor store .
Yeah , I went to get a To buy a bottle or whatever , and he goes oh , here instead of a pint you can get these , yeah , these eight , you know , 75 milliliter bottles and it .
You know you go .
Oh my God , all right , here's the secret tie . This is what you got to do .
If you're going to drink before we do the podcast , you also have to boil you a pot of water and grab a tea bag and steam you a cup of tea and you have to alternate between the alcohol and the tea and like that way the caffeine will keep you nominally focused on what it is you're doing . That's what I do on the podcast Record .
That's why you always seem with this fucking mug right here . I mean I guess if you're listening to this you can't see me with the mug . It's black , it's . It says Vanderbilt on it .
But we've canceled Vanderbilt for a number of reasons , largely because I have a family member who's an employee there and they and you know they're a shitty employer , but also because that thing where they turned over a bunch of people's private personal information , like the trans , the trans people that they were treating .
They turn or even not treating , even if they just had been consulted . They turn over their private information to Tennessee State Wait , it might have been the local DA , I can't remember specifically .
Yeah , they turned over people's private medical information to law enforcement even though they didn't subpoenaed and they didn't bother to inform people that they were going to do so . They just handed it over . So you know .
Walked up .
Yep , the right wing went on that fucking tirade about like that violates their fuck . Maybe I've had too much to drink , okay , what's the thing called HIPAA ? They violated . You know . The right wing people were like during the pandemic oh , that violates my hip arrives to ask me if I've been vaccinated , even though , like you know .
But no , this was definitely a HIPAA violation . It's fucking disaster . Shame on you , vanderbilt . I hope you get sued for a shit ton of money because y'all fucked up . Thanks , guys , but anyway . Yeah back to what I was saying . More importantly than the Vanderbilt mug is tie , you got to drink some tea before you get hammered .
Is that or dying Tea ?
Yeah , tea Like Ted . Lasso said that's like the thing you spill awful water , so I . Well , I mean you can grab like a red bull or something , Not that we're like , you know , not the red bull is okay . An energy drink of some sort , but you know you might not want like all that much caffeine and like that the sugar and the carbonation .
I guess you could get like the sugar free . If I do happen to down an energy drink , I go with the sugar free version and you know , if you would like us to start a green energy drink company that's environmentally friendly , we'll do that . I don't know what it'd be called . What's a good title for a part of the insurrection ?
Oh , I like your drink , I like that .
Yeah , I don't know , we'll figure it out .
Anyway , my sleepies .
Oh man , you know , I guess if we're like selling energy drinks , that would kind of like conflict with our current sponsor . I'm sure he wants people like going to bed at night and not staying up all fucking night .
The happy fall sleep even after you had too much energy drink .
I don't think that's how energy drinks work , oh my .
God , you guys have to if you have audible . So there is a on audible . It's called dirty dealings and it is amazing . My friend , my best friend , she said holy shit , this is like the people that we knew then and we know now . About what do you call it Like ?
Yes , Spoiler alert . This is about like people from like Tye's personal life who were involved in drugs , drug smuggling from across the border and like all kinds of hits in cartel activity . Tye's lived a crazy life . We're eventually going to have her like write her memoirs and we're going to sell it to like it's going to be the next hit Sicario movie .
And just in the interest of Tye not being off to . We're kidding this joke . Oh , yeah , well yeah all of so funny D .
Everything recreated from Tye's stories is fictional . No cartel members were harmed in the making of this podcast , but it's so good .
Oh my God , I was like listening to it on audible and it's it's good , it's really fucking good .
I'm sure it's fucking amazing . Yeah , so check that out . Dirty dealings on the audible . I think it's free if you . It's free If you have a audible subscription . Is that what it is ? Yeah , yeah , 15 hour audio book .
I just pulled it up by dirty dealing dirty dealing drug smuggling on the Mexican border and the assassination of a federal judge by Gary Cartwright 15 hours . Go ahead and check that out . It's got four and a half stars . I'm sure it's fucking fantastic If you hear an individual that's described as , like you know , chocolate , complexion , busty .
Yeah , that they'd be referring to Tye . I'm sure they didn't use her name in the actual story .
Anyway .
But yes , back to the news . I don't even remember where I was . I got totally thrown off track .
I was trying to remember . Remember Tye's Mexican pet name , yeah .
Yeah , yeah , yeah , the kid .
Oh my god , it's so good .
Yeah , the kiddie table debate . Obviously , trump didn't show up to debate the debate last night because he was scared . He was scared they were going to go after him , even though you know , if you watch the thing , clearly the last thing they wanted to do was go after Trump .
I mean , fox News even apologized for asking the question about what the candidates were going to do . Now that Trump's been indicted multiple times and he was turning himself in today , I mean they basically were like Trump's awesome , I don't care how many times he's indicted Like if I'm elected , I will pardon Trump .
And then it turned into like a fuckfest of like how much more pro-Trump each of them were than the other is very strange . I've never seen , you know , so many people on one dude's dick , even though the dude wasn't there in either one . It's like three inches . How are all these people all over this dude's dick ?
It's incredible , Like how did he find enough room ? This is insane .
It's my turn to put my pinky on there , yeah .
And they also like the same thing . A similar thing happened around the conversation about abortion and the debate where , like , they all tried to out pro-life , the other one it's like no , I'm more pro-life than you . No , I'm more pro-life than you . No , I'm so pro-life that I'll make it the law so that everyone has to have a reverse abortion .
Like , if you're un-pregnant , you're going to be forced to have a reverse abortion . I'm like God damn it , this shit is crazy . I'm so , yeah , these people are insane . I don't want to again , I don't want to like , say specific things that they said , because I don't want to just like . That's not the point , it was all total insanity .
All of these people are unqualified and if they ever take control of the government , the government would instantly implode , like on day one . Like again , like I said , chris Christie is the responsible one .
And he was willing to you know .
Yeah , shut down a bridge . And like to the point where people died over that because of that shit , and like he's responsible . Like that's the level of insanity we're dealing here .
And you know what is so crazy about Chris Christie , which I co-sign , is when he talks about that they defunded the police .
Wait what are we talking about again ?
I'm so lost 60% and 60% of like the .
In New Jersey .
Yeah .
Oh , when he was the governor .
Yeah .
Yeah , yeah , way to be very back the blue there by defunding the like . He was the first dude to defund the police and crime dropped 60% .
No police good , you say it dropped the crime rate in New Jersey ? Yeah , 60% . They got rid of the entire police force .
Yeah , I don't think that was on purpose . I think he was just incompetent and running the government and they just didn't have enough money to pay the police department . It wasn't like , hey , this is some strategy to some , like experimental strategy to defund the police and see what happens .
He's like no , that was just , they managed to manage themselves into like a positive outcome on accident .
Think so .
That ? Yeah , that's what we're talking about . Was it Camden , yeah , yeah . So this is what happened . They didn't like get rid of the police department because it was like , oh , this is some genius strategy we have and it's an experiment and we'll see what happened . No , that's not what happened . They just ran out of money because they're fucking morons . Yeah .
So remember when I said that thing about Chris Christie being the responsible one , like , do the math on that . Just , oh yeah , the other ones not , not , not so great , not so great . Nope , all right , how drunk are you ? On a scale of one to ten Very . Very All right 10 plus . Okay , carol , here's what we're going to do .
We're going to do our shit holes of the week award and then our closing thoughts , and then we're going to let Ty go enjoy her sheets and giggles . How's that sound All ?
right .
I wish you had been slightly more sober , Ty , because I hyped everyone up yesterday about how awesome our podcast is going to be today and how we're going to cover all the shit and it's going to be fucking incredible . And I don't know how incredible it's going to be . You're not going to be awake for half of it .
Historic Giuliani run . No , wait , wait .
No , we're skipping all that . We'll come back to that on our next episode .
Carol , I was trying to find that tweet I sent out yesterday about the debate , yeah , and then I also tweeted about how we want to make an awesome episode of the podcast and giving a brief breakdown of the debate , along with Trump's render to Fulton County and some other things , and that thing , you know that got 306,000 views , or impressions , rather , I don't
know , like views is probably not an accurate way to report , yeah .
Listenerino is listenerino , I don't know .
A lot of people looked at that thing so I was like , yeah , let me hype them up and let's disappoint them . All right , do either of you have a nominee for the shithole of the week , by any chance , possibly ?
I mean , all the guys in US politics are shithole .
But since no , you got to be specific . I was just now .
I was going to say , especially since we didn't talk about it , I'm going to nominate Priglesine for trusting to get back on the airplane .
Well , to be fair , Carol , shouldn't you nominate Pudin for killing him ?
No , trusting Putin versus yeah , yeah .
Putin is kind of I am , I'm going to be a shithole , greg Abbott , because he is .
I think he's ineligible Shit . He saved that for your closing thoughts . Greg Abbott ineligible for shithole of the week award . Perfectly excitable for closing thoughts . Do you have any other nominees ?
And who do ? You got the .
I hear by nominee nominee , I hear by nominate the Georgia Republican Legislature for for passing that law , allowing them to , you know , basically establish this committee that gets to review prosecutors in the state of Georgia , with the implication that if they don't feel like that person is up to their standards , they can be removed .
This is basically a plot to remove Fannie Willis from prosecuting Trump and his co-conspirators in an effort to help the Republican Party , say , face thinking that they might possibly win the 2024 election somehow .
Of course , ron DeSantis in Florida already has already done this , because they have , you know , a different set of legal maneuvers available to the government , the governor down there . He's removed a couple of democratically elected prosecutors .
They didn't have that power in Georgia , but they granted it to themselves and they're going to attempt to try and take Fannie Willis out before she can get to trial . We'll get to that , we'll get to more of the specifics of that on the next episode .
But , yeah , I'm going to nominate them , basically just trying to rig the system and abuse their powers , all in service of Donald Trump , even though , again , we've pointed this out over and over he's loyal to no one . So it's absolutely insane that you would like to go out of your way , ruin your credibility and embarrass yourselves in service of this dude .
What say you two ?
Yeah , no yeah sounds pretty good I close that it wasn't , that I wasn't serious , it was pretty good .
Yeah , I guess by unanimous . Consider Georgia Legislature . You are here by award of the shithole of the week award for trying to take out your frustrations on the black woman , Some some very racist shit you guys are doing down there . All right , kids closing thoughts . Either of you , either of you , ready , no ?
I'm headed in the right direction , are we ? I don't know , maybe the fifth or sixth indictment will make me feel a little better , like we're getting somewhere . And that October 23rd trial date request ? I mean that date couldn't come soon enough .
If it's granted , that's OK , we'll save that for the next episode as well , carol , yeah yeah , what she's referring to there is Kenne Cheeseboro making a formal request for his speedy trial under the speedy trial , like to the Constitution , which will likely land his trial beginning before the end of the year , in finding Willis requesting an October date , which is
granted by the judge . All right , ty , you got any closing thoughts ?
No , well , this is my spirit fucking animal . She is my spirit fucking animal .
I know she's an animal that fucks your spirit . Yes , ok , go on . I just wanted to get that sounds high .
Can you video , can you record that We'll put that out . It'll get a lot of views , maybe not all . All good , don't check the comments .
Yeah , yes , she is everything . I love it . But I I love what Bonnie Willis is doing . She is giving me life . I can't even say what it means to me that she is holding them accountable , because it matters the accountability the my boy types so fucking fast .
Who are now ?
My boy types so fucking fast .
Yes , three chairs .
But yeah , hip , hip , hooray , bonnie Willis locking the bitches up . It's about time . Of course , Trump's already been indicted three times Previel Well , yeah , three and a half times previously . But yeah , this one's , this one's got a special place in my heart because they didn't just get drunk , she got everybody , yeah .
He got everybody and I love it .
I love that for him for all of them , and then unindicted co-conspirators . Watch your fucking , max . Not for me . I'm not threatening you .
Just for this trial . I think in , in , in this process server finding these unindicted co-conspirators . I think that might have been a hint as to who was cooperating .
Yeah , perhaps .
I mean yes , but yes , yes , I think so too . Your hair looks so good , carol . Oh , thank you , it looks so good , your closing thoughts are all over the place .
So , in conclusion , for Ty , bonnie Willis is amazing , making her feel the feels and bringing the accountability . And Carol's hair is great .
Absolutely . I don't know how I feel about Bonnie Willis , but yes , I call it the fact that your hair is amazing .
Yes .
You have any closing thoughts , Dee ?
I absolutely do . I think , most importantly , just in this limited scope anyway , of all the people that Bonnie Willis and I did , the person I'm most excited to see face some some criminal liability is Mark Meadows , because that motherfucker tried to disappear for like two years . He's like I don't exist , no more .
I'm not in the media , I'm not in the news , you don't hear nothing about me , I'm not on the internet , I'm nobody , I am nowhere , and I think he might have potentially been in a position to get away with it If Bonnie Willis wasn't intent on locking everybody asses up , because I read through that Jack Smith and Diamond from DC about Trump's attempt to overturn
the 2020 election and I saw not an area mention of Mark Meadows , even though if there was one person other than Rudy Giuliani who you might say was there for absolutely every fucking thing , it would be Mark fucking Meadows . He was there for everything . Everything , I tell you and Cassidy Hutchinson would could tell you the same . She was like .
The one person who was always in the center of everything is Mark fucking Meadows . He knew about everything . He was even the one talking about hey man , it's gonna be rough down at the Capitol on January 6 . Why was he talking about some proud boys and some offkeepers like he even know who the fuck they were . He's taking all these phone calls for Trump .
I imagine , like you know , trump was doing the thing where he was calling his co-conspirators at Marlago using other people's phones when we saw in the classified documents in Diamond . I wouldn't be entirely surprised if he was not here conspiring on Mark Meadows phone in the lead ups January 6 .
I'm sure he's privy to everything and if he wasn't cooperating with Jack Smith's office , better start looking and cooperating with finding Willis , because then Georgia Jails is rough yo I had .
I had a conversation with one of the lawyers who was with the person in the background that said his client was only there on January 6 because of Roger Stone .
Yeah , that's not good , and I'm entirely sure . Cassidy Hutchinson mentioned something about Mark Meadows being in contact with Roger Stone in the days leading up to January 6 . So if they wrap his ass up , that would probably be the .
I mean , it's already not looking great for Trump like everything is stacked up against him , except for , like his one ace in the hole is in Florida where he has a judge who seemingly is in his pocket .
But if Mark Meadows flips , not only does he know everything unlike Rudy Giuliani , mark Meadows hadn't really been out here saying anything insane and lying on the record , so he still has a level of credibility when it comes to being called as a potential witness to testify at a trial .
So that would probably be potentially the most damning situation Trump could possibly be facing .
Like not only someone who was there for everything , but someone , when they testify , like everyone will take seriously , like not I don't mean just in court like of course , the jury would take seriously in defense counsel and the judge , but also the media , but also Republicans .
Yeah , yeah .
Yep . So the fact that he's being held accountable is awesome . I hope that turns into him potentially cooperating yeah , and even though he could , even if he does cooperate , I mean I hope hopefully he would still see jail time . I don't want him completely off the hook because of course , he's a dirty riding fucker , but and also his mugshot is amazing .
Check that out , go , go , look that one up , because you're going to be like oh he's , he's not excited to be here , and rightfully so , because he thought he skated . And that concludes this episode of part of no-transcript .