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The Lost Episode of Pardon the Insurrection

Aug 16, 202314 minEp. 103
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Pocket Pardon: Wd  create a new podcast segment - the "Rudy Giuliani Charm School," complete with advice on how to lose your job and navigate questionable family romantic affairs, lose an entire episode of the podcast and more...

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Transcript

Speaker 1

All righty .

Speaker 2

Okay , so what are we talking about in the podcast today ?

Speaker 1

All right , I sent you a , a , a um . I sent you a picture of the outline for the entire podcast . Uh , this , where we're currently at , would be called pre-show . It's even that parts in there .

Speaker 2

Oh great , you send it to the text or to the yeah , I send it , I think .

Speaker 3

D said uh , some Ty said some incriminating stuff , but don't worry , in terms of witness stuff , like I was hardly paying attention , I'm not . I am not currently what you would consider . Oh .

Speaker 1

I sent it . I sent it in our group text , Um , and you know it says pre-show counting and introduction top news stories , shithole of the week , award , closing thoughts . And I even put in uh , that .

And that concludes this episode of part of the interaction , cause I might let you go last again , oh wait , cause you were saying , um , damn , I forgot what you were talking about this morning .

Speaker 2

I just have Carol just dropping the . I don't , I don't have the rest , it's a screenshot .

Speaker 1

No , yeah , I sent you this . Yeah , it's a screenshot . I sent you the picture . I mean it's . Do you don't see it ?

Speaker 2

No , just just drop it in the , the , because I'm on the computer so it's easier .

Speaker 1

Oh , okay , yeah , Well , I sent it at like I don't know .

Speaker 2

Hold on , yeah , oh yeah .

Speaker 3

Why is the Moscow trending ? I have to know .

Speaker 2

It's probably something silly , I don't know , but I am so fucking on team like otters and fucking human bears . Bear suit people in Chinese Bu- .

Speaker 1

Emp Whisper Fuck yeah , Is that what you're saying ?

Speaker 2

It looked like it was a bear and it's in a Chinese zoo and people were like whoa , that's a twin .

Speaker 3

I don't know what's going on the sun bear , that's a bear . Yes , the sun bear .

Speaker 1

Oh , okay , see , I didn't know what the hell you were talking about . Your description of that was kind of not quite yeah , not a description , yeah . And it's a bear .

Speaker 2

Okay , so I have this one on the in the chat with okay , did you put that , carol , or you did you put it ? Stories yeah , I was trying to send it early enough .

Speaker 1

So if you wanted to , you could like brush up on a couple of things .

Speaker 3

Why didn't you send it as a screenshot ? So ?

Speaker 1

Chrissy leaves his I don't know , because it was easier than like saving it as a Google doc and then like changing the restrictions on the doc and then sharing the link .

Speaker 2

Oh , my God .

Speaker 1

You just moved . You just moved , you just tried . This is to get a new air conditioner . That was the whole entire reason for moving . Not all the other shit to get a fucking air conditioning and it's broken again . Fucking Texas . Oh my God , so you're ?

Speaker 2

hot again . I'm like sweating .

Speaker 1

It's 147 degrees . Why don't you have air conditioning ? Oh my God , Holy shit .

Speaker 3

She's still going to wear her hair down because it's looking , it's straight , so she doesn't want to .

Speaker 1

Fuck , that is crazy . I'm sorry , this is just . That was just wild . I'm like I can't believe you don't have air , oh my God .

Speaker 2

Holy shit . Oh , I'm sorry , I'm sweating a little bit . Yeah , I'm sweating a little bit . Well , that's a bit I don't want to catch . Well . Well , is your cat still being shamed , Carol ? No , I took this .

Speaker 3

I took that . You took the donut off the donut of shame . Oh , this is a different cat .

Speaker 2

Oh , oh dear . This is a key . How many , how many cats do you have ? Three oh no , they all look the same .

Speaker 3

Yeah , you just thought it was one cat . It's the same , it's three cats .

Speaker 2

He's a good , I think I left out something in there too .

Speaker 1

I meant to put the memo from cheese bro in there . I don't know what the fuck happened with that ?

Speaker 3

Barbs teachers , your name is Chesbro . I've been calling him cheese bro .

Speaker 2

Well , that's . I pronounce it like that too , carol , supposedly Chesbro , but I too like cheese , bro .

Speaker 1

It just sounds funnier and more entertaining , more lively . But yeah , so you got the . You have the outline tie . I suggest what I was going to suggest , the , that we nominate the Ohio GOP , the entirety of the Ohio , republican for the shithole .

Speaker 2

Oh yeah , I'm now . I cosine .

Speaker 1

How are you sober enough to handle ? Proger you for your closing thoughts .

Speaker 2

I am well sober enough . No , but yes .

Speaker 1

I can , ok , well , then I'll let you go . I'll let you go last , because that's a down note and I don't think , after talking about that , I want to go in anything else . So we'll . Carol , do you have anything ?

Speaker 2

for your closing thoughts . So that will be our ending .

Speaker 3

Yeah , I'll let you handle that I mean , I is Prager , you in accrediting credited university .

Speaker 2

No , it's not a university or any kind of intellectual .

Speaker 3

Like is it Christian school ?

Speaker 2

No , no , no at all .

Speaker 3

Yeah , I thought it was like so . I just thought it was some terrible unaccredited school like Liberty .

Speaker 1

No , no , it's not . It's some Republican nonprofit grift thing . It's not an actual school .

Speaker 2

Yeah , it's not a school . It has no accreditation .

Speaker 1

It has no affiliation with any fucking like reputable University it's basically the same thing as the Chamber of Commerce , like it's . It's just a right wing nonprofit lobbying firm . Well , I guess in this case it's probably use a propaganda firm . But yeah , it's not . It's not a school . You can't take classes .

Speaker 2

It's just you can't take classes that bring you yeah .

Speaker 1

Yeah , it's just a I don't know .

Speaker 2

It's just fuckery . It is , that's it . Yeah , it's just fuckery .

Speaker 3

That's an accurate description of what .

Speaker 1

Prager , you is yeah . And , to be clear , that's the organization that just put out that that video and that's why we're going to let Ty handle that one and then , as soon as she gets done , we'll wrap that up with all . Ty even wrote it down there at the bottom for you .

Speaker 2

You see what it so , so .

Speaker 1

When you finish smashing Prager you to fucking pieces I and that's how you end the podcast , that's how we sign off here on part of the and how do we sign up again ? It's on there , I typed it at the bottom . It's at its end , it's in quotes , but it's not even close .

Speaker 3

But like why do we have two ties again ?

Speaker 2

I , I your phone .

Speaker 1

I did it with you . You're logged in with your phone .

Speaker 2

I did , I did at the one kick you off Because . I got rid of her , carol , she , she should be gone .

Speaker 3

Well , she's still here .

Speaker 2

Ty Not today , Satan what .

Speaker 3

I'm just going to put her in the waiting room . Ok , yeah , yeah .

Speaker 1

I forgot . If you do , the move thing , you won't be able to come back and join the room with you .

Speaker 2

I'm the real top . That's Put her in the .

Speaker 1

Yeah , do you see all the other topics tie .

Speaker 2

I did .

Speaker 1

Do you have any clue as to what these might be about ?

Speaker 2

What's the word Let me ?

Speaker 1

Yeah , just scroll through those real quick so you can kind of get your thoughts in order .

Speaker 2

No . And I was just looking at the mad gates . Like his is a plan .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , Do you know what plan I'm referring to ?

Speaker 2

It's OK .

Speaker 1

Well , I'll , I'll explain it . Then it's cockabit . I'll explain it in the when we actually do the fucking thing .

Speaker 2

Hot like it's sweating out my lace front like I can .

Speaker 1

Oh my God , Holy shit .

Speaker 2

Oh dear , that's hot Because since the air isn't working , so they put a window unit . But it's only like really cool in the right there in that one room . Yeah , in that area .

Speaker 1

And then like if you open , the door , like the rest of the house , just makes it all hot .

Speaker 2

Yeah , exactly , and cooking or impossible oh no .

Speaker 1

Kid . Your cats just love the podcast , so they just want to be close to you .

Speaker 3

I understand they like to visit me at work as well . Really yeah they hang out every time I have an important meeting . They're like hello business associates . Regard my butthole .

Speaker 2

When I go to the bathroom , like when the Chrissy comes in , he's like love you , Bobby , Like why would you do that ? Like Top of the squat right now .

Speaker 1

But I guess kids are like cats in that way , I guess .

Speaker 2

Nothing . Kids are like cats , I like war dogs .

Speaker 1

I mean , I guess depends on the type of child I would imagine , or how you know social the cat is . Anyway .

Speaker 2

Oh my God , I've got to send you guys . This is much right now . Anything else about it ?

Speaker 1

What are you talking about ?

Speaker 2

I'm going to send it to you in the chat because I I'm scared .

Speaker 1

I know you , I know you've been drinking , so they could just go off the rails in any number of ways I've been drinking . Oh , I also were also . Well , you know , if we ever get any questions , introducing a new segment called the I forgot what's called is actually too many words . It's very wordy . Wait , where did it go ?

It is called the Rudy Giuliani charm school for how to have sex with your cousin and lose your job . Oh dear yeah .

Speaker 2

Where did ?

Speaker 1

read that when we'll ask the listeners to send in questions about either their , their love life or just general life advice and will give them terrible , horrific , life destroying advice that they shouldn't actually follow , you know , in the vein of Rudy Giuliani , right ?

So yeah , if they want to want questions on on how to have a better relationship , we'll give them some some terrible ideas based on what Rudy Giuliani would do you know if they want some like career advice , we'll we'll give them .

You know , we'll send them on the path of ending in whatever the equivalent of disbarment is and whatever their area of expertise is . You know , in the in the anyway we got , we got one question , but it's it's very bad , it's not a real question .

I want people to ask real questions but we give them terrible advice , not as ridiculous questions , and then like , like they don't have to do the workforce . We got this , I'm sure , or at least I know how to give terrible romantic advice , because I made every mistake imaginable and in some one , two , three , four .

Speaker 3

Hi , this is Carol . And the night and time fell asleep and we recorded a whole episode of part of the interaction . But wait , recorded is such a strong word . There was an episode that we made and we were all there , but the recording seems to have just begun , so thank you for tuning into a special episode of part of the interaction . It was amazing .

We talked about all sorts of shit , I was , I was not totally zoned out the whole time and Ty was awake . So yeah , episode of part of the interaction .

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