Pardon The New Cohost

One , two , three , four . Hey , this is D-Mite .

This is Kara this is Ty , this is Tara .

And you're listening to the Pardon the Interaction podcast , if you haven't noticed it .

Wait , there was a fourth person .

Yeah , we have a new addition to the Pardon POD family here Tara Dublin , formerly of Occupy Democrats and also professional broadcast , radio broadcast personality .

Occupy Democrats . Why who Not familiar ?

Who ? Yeah , never heard of them . Anyway , given that it's election year , we're bringing in a ringer to help us like we're fucking election and steal it from Trump , as he , you know , likes to allude to .

I heard Tara's good with ghost buses , so drop off those .

Who you gonna call Ghost buses ?

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You're going to sleep good , every single fucking night , I love sleeping so much I love being in my bed so much I I'm . I'm what they call an introverted extrovert , like I can chat to you and I all go hang out with people , but I haven't left my house in days because of the weather here in Portland .

You're not doing your low bar , corral ? You haven't .

No , I'm totally . I will totally always go to my low bar corral , but the the last few days we've been having a winter like an ice storm here and there's been like freezing rain on top of freezing rain and then there were snow and really , if I don't have a reason to leave my apartment , I just don't . Yeah .

But , the .

The weather has been so terrible that it's just . It's just like I think what today is Friday . I think the last time I left the house was Monday and I ran out to the store to get extra food because I knew that there was more snow coming on Tuesday .

Yeah .

And all my friends . I'm in a chat with my friends from low bar corral and they're like I feel cooped up , I can't go out . I'm like I'm so happy I don't have to go anywhere . I can just be here with the cats . There's no one here but me . I'm going to eat all these cookies I baked . I made these oatmeal , chocolate chip , butterscotch .

Do they have weed in them ?

No , I was going to ask her how the weed fairy if you still got some .

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I know it's getting to our giggles . Nobody loves to be in the sheets or giggle more than me .

Fair enough .

Before we get to our news of the week .

We're going to let Carol go watch Gilmore Girls .

I have priorities guys . I have important responsibilities . So it's been real . Have fun . Don't part in any insurrections while I'm gone .

No , that's only a joke .

Have fun in Starzalo . Oh , far better .

It's a play on words . We're not actually partying it . Pardoning any insurrectionists . Yeah , we're going to have a totally brand new threesome for you today , not like that .

Yeah , we're going to let Carol have time off , so we can . We're going to try a new partner tonight .

I was like we're not telling your partner . I'm like what ?

Yeah .

I'm like no , I'm not telling you .

I'm going to talk to you about it . Nice to meet you .

Goodness , it's all all of a sudden it's sister wives over here , yikes , yikes , I don't even really , but I mean speaking of threesomes did you see that , joanne had a Tiffany justice , one of the moms for liberty . She had her on her show today . Yeah , totally , I heard . I didn't watch it . I can't .

She has Angela Ryan on there spitting some bullshit too .

I don't know what the I said Charlemagne , the God on the other day because they're both talking bullshit about Joe Biden . I was like you know what is she doing ? Why is she getting mad ? She's talking a lot of bullshit about Joe Biden .

I think we're gonna have to save her for shithole of the week award at this point .

Oh , joy Reid . I mean having one of the moms for Liberty on when we already know what she is . She doesn't need a free platform . I mean , all of those moms are they have me blocked on Twitter , of course .

They have plenty of platforms . Okay , we need safe spaces . We need safe spaces .

She should just be us on her show . You know , like liberals , they won't give us the same grace period .

She should be amplifying . She should be amplifying the Jasmine Crocket , the AOC .

I was just gonna say Jasmine Crocket would be perfect . Get her on there every single week .

Exactly and let her do what she does because she's killing it . And they have plenty of platforms Like they don't need that .

I love watching her read all of them to filth . When they were trying the whole Hunter Biden fiasco , they were like we want Hunter Biden to come testify . He's like okay , and they're like no , no , no , no , no , no , not in front of everybody .

Not like that .

Not in front of what , not where people can see and hear you so that we can control the narrative . Not like that . How dare you use your white privilege , says Nancy Mace , who says he has no balls . And I'm like no , your friend Marjorie showed the world that he's got the biggest balls . Exactly , marjorie puts the kink in Kinko's . Thank you very much .

It wasn't necessarily his balls that they were showing . It doesn't matter .

They're so obsessed with Hunter by that's . That's the laptop they really want . That , you know it's not . It's not the kind that we're talking to each other on . It's the thing I think somebody should have . Marjorie is so thirsty for him .

Everything about him . Just says cuck .

Yeah , I've absolutely seen her boyfriend and I she's making bad life decisions and I can totally see why she's disgusting .

She , she's . I mean the fact that she talks about pedophiles , but she allows pedophiles around her children . Yeah , she's teenagers and I want to know which of her daughters is Matt Gaetz's favorite ?

And then , oh you know what , but also Marjorie Taylor , marjorie Taylor , green's district . They were running one of the largest child of the largest sex trafficking rings in the country .

Oh my God , I bet she was like running it .

She's like the mad , oh she has , but all of that grooming shit that I don't like . This was going to her district . It's so gross . While she's talking about the border , Well , everything they do is projection and all the trafficking is like honey this . Maybe if she spent time in her district she would have known .

You know , again , it's the projection . They're talking about trafficking , while Captain Venmo is right there .

Exactly .

All right . So yeah , when was the last time we heard anything out of the investigation from the House Ethics Committee in the Matt Gaetz ?

Well , everyone's saying he's the next one to be expelled , but they've been saying that for a little bit now . But I mean they got they got going now .

Anyway , it's incredible watching House Speaker .

Jesus Freak is going to go .

Yeah , it's incredible watching House Republicans decide that it's more important to them to not fund the government , not solve the border crisis that they claim exists and do not do anything to , I don't know , improve Biden's chances of reelection , because they're more focused on taking the government than to just fucking do their jobs .

I was not wanting the government to be open , a good platform to run on . Shutting down the government doesn't make you look good in an election year , you fucking idiots .

Oh sundowning .

I know what that is .

Sundowning is a good one right .

Not sundowning , that's just the syphilis going to his brain .

Dude his hands . How many , how many people did he touch with his little tiny syph hands ? Oh my God , those hands , that's so .

He's the fucking outbreak monkey yeah , I don't know I don't know how many people listening to this saw this , but you got to go look it up . Pull up the picture of him , like leaving court , holding up his hand waving to the crowd . You're like , oh , what are those swords there ?

And I don't Someone used the word lesions , which just makes you want to go oh my gosh , but that's so . We made their weeping swords open lesions , just if someone has lesions that you can see , visible lesions . That's not a healthy person .

That is so gross and I want , I want to know what the hell those . Those pictures were hilarious . That one picture of Melania , her demon spawn , and Trump the way he looked all gross , and orange Barron's looking like Damien from the Omen and like Talk about when they're posing from the funeral .

Yeah .

And I was like quite awful it's like , definitely look like the Omen , but then she wouldn't let Trump in the car with her .

Yeah , that was fun .

No , you stink , you drive another car , you're stinking rapist .

All right . So there's this . This is me going around on the on the Twitter formally known as Twitter I guess . Well , people are being like , oh yeah , me plus my sin . And then they like , post a selfie plus a picture of their favorite perfume , slash , cologne or whatever . And then , like you , post a picture of Trump and like his sin is leprosy .

He's going to be . He's going to be standing up at a podium with his little doing his little accordion thing and his nose is just going to fucking fall off his face . It would be incredible , so I wanted to have a Mitch McConnell , like I'm stroking out in front of you all on camera moment . I want him to have one of those . Where am I ?

I don't think that's how his mental dysfunction works . Like his is more like he gets on TV and says insane shit , like earlier today . He was confusing Nancy .

Pelosi .

Yeah , I don't know if you saw this , but there's a video of him blaming the January six attack on Nikki Haley .

Wait , wait , tell it to me slowly , please , all right .

So he wants to digest this . Are you serious that ? Okay , tell me more . I haven't heard it , man .

All right , so he's doing his press conference thing and like he's up there trying to make the claim , basically , that when he was president on January six , he tried to send and he offered like 10,000 National Guard troops to protect the Capitol and Nancy Pelosi said no . Except he's saying that Nikki Haley said no and Nikki Haley is responsible for January six .

I mean he has her on the brain because she's like his nearest competition now .

I would call it a Trumpian slip or a Florida .

Okay .

Your Florida .

He has a new nickname for Nikki Haley , by the way . Did you see it ?

I missed it . What is ?

it . I mean , I don't know if it's wrong if I say it out loud , so if it's not from offending anybody , I apologize in advance . He called her Nimbra Nimra . Nimbra , nimbra , I am B-R-A Nimbra .

Nimbra .

Yeah .

What is that ?

What is he trying to say her ?

name Because . I don't know , maybe he doesn't know how to spell Nimorada , he can't spell wall . Being racist , you know , and misogynist , I mean no one's rooting for Nim Nimrod .

Who was he ? No , he was calling her bird brain and remember when she had all those bird cages . That bird cage , that was a chase around going .

How does anybody look at any of them and be like , yeah , I want them to leave this country ?

I mean , did you see him ?

when he washed in the other night and he was like . It looked like he had his overcoat on over his pajamas and he was like patting down the sides of his wig , because , you know , usually when people have their hair messed up from the wind , they usually stop , start from the top of their heads and he started from the side .

In case you missed it . I know we're a little behind , we've been gone for a minute , but yes , donald Trump seems to have come away with a pretty outstanding victory . And the repugnant I am , a caucus , depending on how you look at it . He's . He swept all 99 counties , which is very impressive .

It's about the numbers , it's about who turned out and the lack of turnout .

Yeah .

I mean , aside of the , aside from the fact that there was a blizzard or something going on at the time of the Iowa caucuses he , you have three people to vote for , okay , and I have a magnet on my refrigerator that says I'm too pretty to do math .

Give or take yeah .

Give or take , okay , and so there are three people you can vote for . There's 104,000 of you , and he gets half of them to vote for him and the other two break up the remain . You're not . That's not .

Of the MAGA boat , so that actually makes him look even worse . You couldn't even pull your own .

That's the whole point . That people need to keep hammering is that his they're not turning up ?

If you stop and think about it for a second . Given the fact that Trump is being treated by the Republican party like an incumbent , getting 50% of the vote in Iowa is actually a fucking disaster .

No , how about when nobody came and he was sitting out ?

Yeah , but the senators ?

He's hanging out with . Now , though , he's hanging out with Andrew . Oh my God .

That's helping you . They are so embarrassing . And then , oh my God , it's so cringe . And then now Bill Ackman just threw like a million dollars at him and so he removed all the DEI stuff off of his website .

Yeah , way to show your way , to show your liberal , liberal Democrat there , sir .

I can't be bought . Here's a million dollars you have just bought . You're already rich , that's yeah . To give me a million dollars , Bill Ackman , I'll see . I'll show you what I can do with a million dollars . Why don't you give me the money that Linda Yaccarino is getting to ignore anti-semitism ?

on Twitter and I'll show you Run for president .

I'm self-aware of it . The inability to read the room is just fucking . It's just , but no by comparison .

if you look at look at Biden's performance the Democratic president , he's actually fucking crushing it . If you look at Trump's performance at least as far as actual votes were concerned from the Iowa caucus , he's never been weaker right .

What do you know ? He's already claiming that New Hampshire's rigged . He said that Niki the Democrats and that Democrats are voting for her and that the Coke , the Cokes and the Coke money he goes . They're doing stuff . He's claiming that they're rigging the vote in New Hampshire .

He started off Because he thinks he's going to lose . That's why he's saying he's going to lose . That's why he was talking about the 2020 election being rigged all the way in the summer of 2020 . Exactly , exactly .

But do you know what I understand ? It's said that he lost in the Iowa Caucus because of election interference . It was like what Somebody tampered with those paper bags and the paper clips . The most secure election ever .

In the popcorn you mean the ones in the popcorn buckets from your own . Those are your own people .

I think it was you know what . I think it was a bring your own bag event .

Yeah , that's what I was bringing .

The endless popcorn bucket Like . Once you fill up one , you can dump that out and then you can get another one for free , right I ?

am totally fine watching the Republican Party become victims of their own shenanigans , Like with Trump . Yeah , Trump , claiming the prime area is red , Great . Now you see how it feels right and you know to take it back to Nikki .

Would at some point want to be like can we just try to look normal for like a moment ? Can we just ? Can we not have to look like a bunch of blithering , car clown , car crashing idiots ? I will , I'll keep saying this Chris Christie dropped out way too soon .

He doesn't back the six weeks , yeah , and so Nikki Haley does , yeah .

And so and Ron , ron and Nikki have terrible I mean none of them have great stances on abortion . His is the least , worst . You know , if you're going to rank them . I don't want to get .

Chris Christie any credit here , because he's fucking clown show .

No little , no yes .

He's like , by far of all the terrible options of the Republican party , he's just like not completely a total disaster .

The least , he's the least worst of them . And Aisa Hutchinson dropping out . You're like he was still in . I didn't know he was . And the vape , the vape , whining now that nobody was it .

Kwanne , who called it the vex . It yes .

Oh my God , I love her so much . She is the fucking trending hashtag queen .

No man that's thick .

And the dropout dean , which is done just unmagnificently that it fucking trends all the time , dropout dean . Yeah , do you know he slid into my DMs that I think you were telling me about this , and yes , Dean Phillips was sliding into DMs a lot of people's DMs for a little bit , like yeah , well , let's give him a little .

Let's give the listeners a little background on what was going on with Dean Phillips . Right , so he's launching a presidential campaign , but he's trying to do it largely .

President of the nation .

Yeah , he's trying to do it with like low budget Over social media , and I think what he was assuming would be possible would be to like convince a number of quote unquote social media influencers to you know , support his campaign in the Democratic primary . And what ended up happening instead was he engaged in a bunch of Twitter arguments with all my friends .

Yeah , and that's what happened .

That's what happened . That's what happened .

Liden and Ardean's right . This fool is like hi , tara , here's my phone number , can we talk ? I was like no , no , because there's nothing you're going to say to make me change my mind about Joe Biden . He's like , yeah , but this , la la la . And I was like yeah , but no , because I'm voting for Joe Biden .

I do not .

Well , yeah , but I am not a person who thinks that sharing DMs publicly is okay . This person is running for president of the United States , so I felt in that moment I could and I was . I mean , it didn't really go on for very long , but I was just like nope , nope and I , you know , and I just let people .

mr Zero percent , I can tell you exactly what's happening here with , with Dean , and look , it's , it's all . It also is applicable to the Republican Party , right ? So we've been dealing with this issue when mainstream media their ratings are declining and it's partially due to their own fault , but largely because people are just they're cutting the core from cable .

And that's the whole thing . Today , the S&P 500 hit an all-time high all-time record high . All-time record high . Under who ? Joe Biden . Because ? Why ? Because Bidenomics works . Yes because why ? Because he's a Democrat , actually gives a shit and he's doing his job and he's doing a great fucking job .

I mean literally . Trump is saying that she shouldn't be allowed to run because her parents are citizens .

Are we going back to the Obama birth or shit , because he has no new material ?

No , that's actually what he's doing , it's 2016 all over again , it seems like Nikki , has a short-term memory in that her parents wouldn't have even been allowed to come to this country had it not been for the Civil Rights Act , because the Immigration and Naturalization Act was passed shortly after .

Give me one second to talk about Nemrod I mean Nikki's parents for a second . So One of the things is noteworthy about Nikki's experiences of youth is that her father was a professor at a HBC you and it's .

Like no , we actually mean it , because now we don't have to pretend we like you anymore . Yeah .