Concealment , false statements . Oh , you know How long ago was it that Jack Smith was involved ? Because the FBI raid was on hold . Calm down , ty . You ain't , you ain't . We're still doing . We're still doing , we're still doing the Shaddenfrog . You gotta be hype about it . You gotta be like they got his ass . He's going to prison . He'll never get out .
He's going to jail . He's going to die in jail . People are asking me if he could appeal to Scotus and I'm like he'll be dead by then . You know what This guy I mean . Um , ty , you're not doing a thing . You gotta do the thing . What thing ? Drama , the thing we're doing ? Oh , hey , okay , hold on , let me start it over .
Wait , no Chumps , merrick , fuck , wait , i'll do it for you . Hold on , let me start it over , merrick . Fucking Garland , jack Smith , they fucking did it . Indictments , baby . Send his ass to prison forever . Justice is coming and Justice Department , and it's coming all over Trump's face . I'm sorry That was wait . Let me start it over . I did it wrong .
Wait , let me start over . All right , ty , your turn . Go . Indictments are coming . Wait , wait , say it with your chest . All right , go . Indictments handed down from on high , from high . Indictments handed down from on high from Merrick Garland and Aiden Jack Smith Today on Donald Trump is fucked . That's how you do it , carol .
You tell him Donald Trump is fucked . Espionage 20 years , obstruction of justice , a dozen years , conspiracy , witness , tampering . He'll get out of jail when he's 147 years old . You'll die in jail . You'll die in jail . No , he can't stay here . No doughnuts for a drop in prison , diet Cokes In prison .
Trump is the doughnut And when he dies , he'll join Pat Robinson in hell And say hello to Art Bryals , oh , and Rush Limbaugh And Kirstie Alley . It couldn't have happened to a nicer president . Oh shit . You've waited for this moment for years . It's here . Pop your champagne Toast to this motherfucker . Go into prison for the rest of his life .
We did it , just we did it . We did it . Now is the time to fucking gloat , trembling your boots for GOP Weet , your outrage And your Hilton complex . Time for you to throw your support behind Mike Pitts . No , even though you just tried to hang him . Chris Christie will lose 175 pounds because he thinks he has a chance . I don't know . I'm right out of shit .
I feel like I've been waiting for this forever . I would have more to say , but the song is ending anyway . That was anti-climactic . No , it's not . I'm usually good at the climaxes . I don't know what happened .