But since you want to talk about your child's dick , I guess I'm recording . Start recording .
But it's in and I'm like how the fuck do I have this conversation like with him , Like I ?
understand like he has pants on and it's like still poking out or something . What ?
is that yes , yes , yes .
That's Well . I mean , I don't know what you want to do , like wrap it around his waist or something like a belt .
I just so fucking awkward . No , because I can't send him to school like that , with it fucking .
Get him some boxer briefs . What are you ? I don't understand what the problem is .
But even still , like his , like his shorts . Well , he needs to just wear pants . His jeans and it's still like , even though I got him like the larger size and there it is .
This is very weird . I just All right . All right , we got to do some podcasts before it's time for Carol to go to bed or before you get intoxicated .
Oh , I'm already drunk .
Oh no , why didn't you tell me so we could have started like 45 ?
minutes ago .
You did not notice . I mean , it's hard to know when she's when she's intoxicated or just having fun .
Yeah , oh , oh all right .
Do you have like ? To ?
understand your concerns . Ty . Because , I have a son , even though I have issues . I bought him like little swim shorts , yeah , and I like little ones , but I thought you know they were kind of unisex , but I guess not , because he was just like hanging out the bottom , my bad . So I guess not everything can be gender neutral .
Now the Republicans are really going to come after us for being pedophiles .
Hey man , I got him a new bathing suit . My son lion . But yes , it's true , my male son does . My son does have a penis .
It's he has . He has a penis . He was born that way , ok .
It was a fucking tragedy , but he was born with a penis .
Make it sound so horrific . He was born with a penis and here we are .
Can you stop talking about my son's penis ? Yes , ok , yeah .
But Ty , you started it . One , two , three , four . Hey , this is D-Nite .
This is .
Carol , this is Ty and you're listening to the part of the Interaction podcast where our speaker of the house , nancy Pelosi , never lost her job and no one ever called her low estrogen Nancy .
I don't ever question her over these . No , oh man .
Yeah , look , we , we had a lot going on , of course . I mean , if you're keeping over the news , it's , it's been an insane week . Kevin McCarthy's out , donald Trump is about to be homeless and you know , apparently Clarence Thomas has some sense of ethics because he recused himself from a Supreme Court case , if you believe that .
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Well , as I alluded to earlier , we won't be getting any legislative work done in the near future , given that , for the first time in the history of the United States , the House of Representatives doesn't have a speaker . What the fuck . So I wait . Did you guys listen to that last episode ? I did a couple of days ago .
No , you haven't had it anyway .
So yeah , on the last episode I talked about how Kevin McCarthy ended up in this position where his job was hanging by thread and he put himself in a position to be voted out by the crazy people in his caucus because he was so desperate to get the position in the first place .
Then he agreed to send insane House rules that would allow a single member to bring to the floor a vote to dismiss the speaker .
Well , apparently Matt Gaetz and some other cuckoo , some other members of the cuckoo caucus , weren't too pleased with the deal that Gaetz made with Republicans , or rather made with Democrats , to fund the government and keep the government open , you know , which seems like it would be job number one of Congress , like paying the bills .
I don't understand what the fuck the problem like , why these dudes want to pay the bills . Yeah , matt Gaetz wasn't happy with that . He was like Kevin McCarthy got to go and he didn't leave and he didn't leave , he didn't leave .
His resolution to have McCarthy remove in the bathroom this time no , no , no , you actually pulled the trigger and they held a vote .
So what's this about leaving it in the bathroom ?
that happened . So , yeah , you may or may not remember this , but like a little over a week it might have been , you know , 10 , 11 days ago there was .
There was a document found in a bathroom in Congress with the Capitol building that was a resolution to move to vacate the Speaker of the House and there were some notations on the document that that alluded to the fact that it came from Matt Gaetz's office .
Yeah , so you know doesn't he know how to eat a piece of paper ? Come on , how many pieces of paper .
You know , I don't know , maybe he intended to wipe his ass with it . And now that McCarthy struck a deal with Democrats and some , some fairly unusual Republican led bipartisanship , matt Gaetz is wiping his ass with Kevin McCarthy tonight which is his fucking do yeah it's about time . And .
I love that Fresh wine .
Yes , all of this is absolutely wild . Like I've never seen any shit like this . This is fucking crazy . All right , so I just can't believe . You may or may not be aware , if you're listening to this podcast , that you know just a few days ago , as late as the end of last week , republicans held their first hearing about impeaching President Biden .
And guess whose job that cost ? Not only can they not get by not office , they're costing themselves their own jobs here . You know , kevin McCarthy announced a couple of weeks ago that he was going to have the most corrupt person in the government removed from office . So I guess , in this case , mission accomplished . Yeah , you got the job done .
Oh what I , what I find , what I also find largely insane about this is that you know , this weekend , when Biden signed the bill to fund the government , kevin McCarthy knew that Matt Gaetz was going to come after his ass and try and have him removed , right ?
So if you know that that's the case and you're like looking around thinking , hmm , I'm going to have to whip up some votes in support of me to remain speaker of the House .
You know , if it comes down to it , given the slim majority that the Republicans have in the House , I don't know , maybe I should not alienate Democrats , just in case I might need a few votes to keep my fucking job that I'll sell my soul for .
And you know what this motherfucker did after Democrats helped him pass the bill to fund the government , he got on fucking TV and lied and stabbed him in the back and tried to blame blame Democrats for not being willing to pass the bill to fund the government when it was Republicans the entire time .
So this month he went and alienated the , the very people who could have saved his job today , for absolutely no reason other than you know their compulsive backstabbing , fucking liars . That was a great job on Kevin McCarthy's part .
I wonder if Marjorie Taylor Green has his balls broad , like next to her kids .
No , that that would be Matt Gates . You know , generally speaking , Kevin McCarthy is a little too old for Matt Gates , but he as long as the power dynamic is there , that he can , you know .
Sorry , I feel like that's more what it is .
As long as you can . Chef is . I'm sorry I'm eating , perfect timing , but what the chefs kiss is the ethics committee Is going to spill that fucker .
So yeah , I was talking about on the last episode how , even though McCarthy was in the middle of a plan to have Biden peach in Matt Gates , it was basically at the direction of Matt Gates . Kevin McCarthy's people in the ethics committee are also read .
Well , they Reopen that investigation in the Gates and the child sex trafficking months ago and they're going to try to use that to get his punk ass out of Congress . So it's like literally the Mexican standoff . I don't know if that's racist . I'm sorry , I'm pro Mexican . If anything , mexico should build the wall to keep us out at the rate things are going .
But yeah , so they're like standing there holding the guns at each other . It's just like there's an election there . Ok , let's rewind for a second . There is a GOP presidential debate last week . Does anyone even remember that ?
There's only last week Feels like it was quite a while ago . I remember again being annoyed that I had to be like yeah , nikki Haley is the adult in this room .
Yes , the sad state of affairs when you're like crediting Nikki Haley for being the responsible one , yeah , no . So given that information that just lets you know that how just paints a picture of how close we are to a presidential election . And here we are just days later , republicans in the House are basically destroying their own party .
It's just fucking bananas . And this idea of people keep talking about oh , you know , you got to worry about Republicans in twenty , twenty four and I mean , I guess you do to some degree , but like these people couldn't organize themselves out of a fucking box , let alone organize , you know , a presidential election .
They're too busy killing each other right now , like there's no way they're going to get the fuck together , oh yeah , but look , I'm happy to see Kevin McCarthy embarrassed Like he's a laughing stock . You know , like your friends are like texting me like hey , is this Kevin McCarthy thing good or is it just funny ? And I'm like yes , yes , it is .
Yes , all of it . That's not all of it .
Yeah , yeah . I mean , of course it would have been a perfect opportunity for Democrats to try and finagle a way to have some sort of power sharing agreement with McCarthy in order to keep Well in exchange for him keeping his job .
But of course the dude is so fucking untrustworthy that you know there's literally no way you can rely on him to stick to any kind of agreement . Just shady fuckers man , the entire party shady . And of course I think I mean this absolutely has to be at the orchestration to chop right .
No , absolutely .
Orchestrated by I don't know is he . Does he still have the way with all to orchestrate anything ? Well , you know , whoever's who's in charge of him ?
By orchestrate . I mean , you know , look . So Part of Trump's plan was in fact to shut down the government long enough for its effect , the funding for the , the multiple jurisdictions that he's facing criminal charges in , you know , dc , in Florida , right .
So I'm sure that that was part of the reason why , once Kevin McCarthy passed that bill to fund the government , the gates came for his head . Trump's like God damn it . Now I got to go to court . I won't get my delay . Turn this back on . You two seem very excited today .
I'll for the day that I never have to fucking here Trump's name again .
Oh , I got bad news for you . You're going to hear it a lot over the course of the next year and I'm so sorry , but hopefully we can lock his ass up eventually . You never have to hear it again .
Yeah no .
So you know , of course , kevin McCarthy went down there in January 2021 , broke a deal with Trump to suck his dick , even though he had been criticizing him for being responsible for the coup . The sell-it-sold to eventually become the speaker of the house and he's been loyal to Trump ever since .
And you know , the one time that Trump doesn't get what he wants , of course he turns his back on you and it costs you the thing that is most dear to you , and in this case , from McCarthy , speaking speaker of the house Fuck . That guy totally deserves it , I hope .
I mean , it's the most embarrassing thing I've seen , and I've seen someone like shit themselves in public . Yeah , yeah .
So who is this new A-hole who's like acting speaker Patrick McHenry ?
Yeah , he is one of the quite not so crazy members of the Republican Party . I mean , he's not , he's the quote unquote team normal .
But he's a goddamn asshole . No , he's not .
He already like , is already having Nancy shit dragged out of her little office . Yeah , yeah , yeah .
He's not a good guy . I wouldn't , but I guess you would . I don't have an analog from in the Democratic Party . He's someone who hasn't pissed off Anyone on either side of the party , like the Tea Party or the more . Well , I don't want to call them normal because all of this is totally abnormal , as is their entire party .
But you know he's got allies and gates , his crew and McCarthy's crew . How about that ? That's probably an accurate represent , more accurate representation , of his position in the party . Yeah .
So yeah .
While we don't have a confirmed Well you know , voted Speaker of the House , we do have this guy acting as Speaker of the House , although I would assume that he's got no real intentions of getting any work done and passing any legislation . So he's again much like Kevin McCarthy was after he passed this vote to fund the government . Speaker in name only , yeah .
You know , huh .
No he . No he , by ejecting Pelosi from her office , is so fucking disgusting and .
Yeah , yeah , he's a dirty fucker .
Dumb and petty . It's just really dumb , like yeah , I mean it's shitty too , obviously , but it's just so like Such an immature gesture , like I can't understand doing something like it is so fucking petty and useless and what is the fucking point of this ?
Like that's your , that's your first fucking you know thing to do .
Uh , yeah , on the list , right , that's . They don't actually have a platform , they just have a . I don't know , I don't actually know what their goals are at this point .
They have no goals . They have no goals . They have no goals . They have no platform Period Like full fucking stop , oh sure no , they have platform .
It's , it's crystal , crystal fascism .
Yeah , but they're not even really relying on that . I mean , this is more just like . This is a clown show . I mean , obviously the long term goal .
The short term goal , I assume , is to try to infiltrate any any elections they can , but they don't have a plan because their platform is is bad .
It's not that they have a platform .
If people don't want to vote for . Most people will not vote to be oppressed or are smart enough to let you . There's a small minority who would not view that as oppression , and unless they were the only ones to vote , you know . So then no , the goal plan , the game plan now , is to make it so it's hard to vote . Yeah , I mean yeah , yeah .
Yeah well , they're not doing a good job of that . I mean , this is a total fucking shit show . Everyone's laughing at them . I thought you guys would be more excited about the entirety of the Republican party embarrassing themselves like I was all geared up to just be laughing my ass off and guys were like , yeah , it's pretty fucking embarrassing .
Oh wow , I'm sorry , I thought we were going .
I'm trying to be serious so that you know .
No , I'm shatting fraud bitch Like laugh it up . These fuckers are just .
I'm fraud . Fuck you , lady .
It's the first time in the history of the United States that we haven't had a speaker at the house , and Democrats didn't do it to Republicans , republicans Republicans did it to themselves , like I just .
This shit is . So I am not going to lie Like I am giggling like a motherfucker , like this is .
Yeah , I said . I said , of course , on the Twitter , where I may get all my jokes off that Kevin because of impeachment , kevin McCarthy aimed at the king and shot himself in the face , like Stuart Rose .
Basically what happened , yep .
He was like oh yeah , I'm going to get you know Biden's going to lose his job and then wakes up the next week and ain't got no job . It's incredible .
And then buddy actually said he's like , if you want to pitch me and pitch me , fuck you . What happened ?
Yeah , kevin McCarthy was saying a lot of you know , whiny , sensitive shit as he was about to lose his job . He's also confirmed for us that he will , in fact , not be running for speaker again .
So we don't have to wait , like 15 . Like boats , yeah .
I was disappointed to hear that . I was like please tell your name you , please put your , your name in the hat , please , please , because I just wanted to see him lose again and again , and again and again , like he did . The first time would have been fantastic television , but instead I guess I'll have to watch Trump's trial .
And that shit , that they're fucking saying that like , oh , I'm nominating President Trump to be the speaker and they're actually drafting that shit . Who is this ?
Republicans the stupid people .
Yeah , they said the same thing last time .
Yeah , here's the thing . Like , being a speaker of the house requires a couple of things , of which neither of which Trump is willing to do . It requires him one to be present and two to do work , and Trump is not currently equipped to do either of those , especially considering he's busy , you know , in the court .
Well , yeah .
But , yeah , pick a court like he's got multiple criminal and civil proceedings against him , georgia , florida , dc , new York and apparently Colorado is .
There's been a suit filed there by crew to have him removed from the ballot , based on section three of the 14th Amendment , which we don't have time to talk about today , sadly , because there are obviously more , more pressing news issues to cover . But we'll get to that .
So , yeah , on the same day that Kevin McCarthy lost his job , trump is in New York getting gagged , and this is just , you know , a couple of weeks after he got fingered in Iowa . So he's , so he's got to be the first person in the history of the planet to get fingered in Iowa and gagged in New York in like less than a month .
Congratulations to that guy . So this Trump trial , this Trump or trial where Trump's been Well , he's already been found severely liable for overly inflating his assets to the tune of billions of dollars , more so than their worth .
The judge ruled Ruled in favor of finding Willis's argument that he was liable on that fact , or at least one aspect of the charges that she brought against him and his kids and his organization Trump .
After attending the first day of the trial yesterday , what you know is , like I don't know what the odds were on , you know , trump actually showing up in court , given that he does everything he can to avoid his court hearings and his other criminal proceedings .
But from what I understand , that the trial wasn't delayed by a single day by any of his , his auntie .
And there he was on the first day yeah , there he was . And I would say that the reason he was there is because this trial is about something he actually cares about his fucking money , his fucking money .
I mean , I guess his freedom he just takes for granted , that's true . I mean , his life is worthless .
I mean , you know , I honestly I cannot reconcile or wrap my head around how a single handedly destroyed this fucking country .
I Well , he had some help from Republicans in Fox and they're banning and bright , barred and shit .
They're fucking right to this guy .
You know like there are so many other Republicans that they could have Like gotten behind , but this guy is the fucking dumbest person on this goddamn planet and I will never understand it , jesus , yep , some total white people shit to get behind the most ridiculous , asinine person who tells the craziest insane lies and who's broke .
but is you know , played a billionaire on TV . Yeah , oh yeah .
I don't know that guy .
You're Jewish , carol , you don't count . Well , I'm just , you know , anyway I was . I was saying like the non Jewish white people fall for this shit . I'm sure the entirety of the Jewish community , especially in New York , was like stay away from that guy . Anyway , yeah , so Trump's in trial . There's shuttle to his trial .
Yesterday I said a lot of insane shit like threatened the , the DA , threatened the judge , threatened literally everyone involved with the cases you could think of . But apparently he took it one step too far and threatened one of the clerks to the court and the judge was like , oh shit , hell , nah , he didn't gag , or well , you know partial gag order time .
So we've been spending the last couple of weeks debating whether or not judges in various other cases would issue a gag order on Trump , or at least some kind of limited protective order limiting what he can say about the case and the evidence , or not . Well , they need . It's done in New York , it's been done there .
There was an order entered in Colorado , so apparently it can be done with very little to no hullabaloo . I feel like we should expect to see the same thing in DC here and in that criminal case . But yeah , trump's going to have to like watch what he says or face some potential consequences .
And you know it's going to be the latter because he can't do the former .
He has no self , he's incapable of it .
He's incapable of what ? Shutting the fuck up . Restraint , yeah .
And in certain contexts it can be known as shutting the fuck up .
but Well , here's the thing . It's not that he can't talk and it's not that he can't talk about , you know , his innocence or whatnot . There are just certain things he's not going to be allowed to do and you know , it's going to be about making reference to specific people involved with the trial .
That includes , like the prosecutors , judges , prosecutors , the judge , the witnesses and whatnot . I mean , of course , he's been given an extremely long leash as it is , and these judges have taken it far easier on him than they would have anyone else already . But like , yeah , you're absolutely right . As I pointed out before , he's habitual line stepper .
When you set a boundary for him , he got across it . He got to . It does seem compulsive , yeah .
Yeah , so he can't help himself , like he can't help himself , but to do it yeah .
Now the real question is when he does , what happens ? Will the judge be like all right , now , the total gag order , all right . When he violates that , all right . Is he going to pretrial ?
I mean , I guess not in New York , but like , say , there's a gag order issued in DC , you know , if he goes out of control , will the judge lock him up in pre-dict trial detention ? Probably not . I mean in the civil suit . I'm sure it'll probably just cost him more money .
You know what ? Honestly with Angoron , I think he will .
Oh , in that in New York , where the trial's being overseen by Angoron , that's a civil trial , like if Trump violates the order there he's just going to . It's going to cost him money .
No , I'm just . I said I didn't mean to refer him for contempt . I don't know .
I doubt that would . I seriously doubt he'd get like a criminal referral for contempt , Unless he , like legit , threatened someone and then cited violence and it led like to some direct harm . That's so sweet .
I love you too , bud .
Put on some looser pants , sir . Sorry , that's a callback to something off topic .