The people's champ Timm Woods is back for a brand new campaign for the first time in months. Joined by The Wonton Don, this quest is filled with twists and turns that will leave you speechless. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take
Jul 07, 2023•2 hr 19 min
We should've been NBA players because everyone is getting PAID. We talk winners and losers from the first few days of NBA Free Agency plus Rickie Fowler is confirmed back (00:00:00-00:29:17). Who's back of the week (00:29:17-00:42:02). Joey Chestnut joins the show to talk about 4th of July, the hot dog record, how he's feeling and how long he can stay on top (00:42:02-00:55:16). We then do the Mt Rushmore of baseball names and then the long awaited Dingers Only baseball draft where we say a bunc...
Jul 03, 2023•2 hr 27 min
We’ve got a perfect game from the Yankees (00:00:00-00:11:04). We rate the NHL draft based on names and the Colts have a gambling problem (00:11:04-00:21:15). Mt Rushmore of heavy machinery (00:21:15-00:35:42). Keegan Bradley joins the show fresh off his Travelers Championship to talk golf, belly putting, and how cool Michael Jordan is (00:35:42-01:02:31). Pittsburgh Steelers Tight End Pat Freiermuth joined the show to talk football, Kenny Pickett, Jersey Jerry, Big Ben and tons more (01:02:31-0...
Jun 30, 2023•1 hr 45 min
When there are no sports stories to talk about we turn to the most trusted thing in the world, tiering QB’s to make people angry online (00:00:00-00:19:42). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Playoff Lenny + Alek Manoah getting lit up (00:19:42-00:35:38). Mt Rushmore of Taco Bell menu items (00:35:38-01:06:00). Actor Adam DeVine joins the show to talk about his new movie, workaholics, getting hit by a cement mixer as a child, Nebraska football and more (01:07:43-01:47:35). We finish the show with Go...
Jun 28, 2023•2 hr 17 min
Its officially summer time. We talk some College Baseball championship and then do a quiz of NFL Free Agents on new teams to keep our minds sharp (00:00:00-00:17:31). MLB baseball catch up, everyone brings a story line or hot take and we learn a lot of new things (00:17:31-00:39:44). Who's back of the week including Russian coups, deep thoughts and Billy dancing at Zach Bryan (00:39:44-01:03:49) . We then have Travis Kelce on to talk about his career, how much he loves Patrick Mahomes, billy thi...
Jun 26, 2023•2 hr 2 min
NBA Draft and welcome to Wembantonio. Gradey Dick's suit stole the show and we go through our favorite picks (00:00:00-00:16:55). Marcus Smart got traded and Hank and Max are beefing over it and Chris Paul is now Steph Curry's backup (00:16:55-00:31:08). Elon vs Zuckerberg needs to happen and the College Baseball World Series has been electric (00:31:08-00:38:59). George Kittle joins the show live from his compound to talk Football, Niners, NFC Championship game and tons more (00:38:59-01:20:18)...
Jun 23, 2023•2 hr 17 min
We’ve reached summer and the dead part of the sports calendar. We play a new game called react to the top 8 headlines on ESPN (00:00:00-00:16:35). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Titanic Sub, Jello Shots in Omaha and Zion Williamson maybe catching a win (00:16:35-00:37:20). Mt Rushmore of Hosses (00:37:20-00:59:37). Ryen Russillo joins the show to talk NBA Draft, player comps, who needs more dawgs and worst takes ever (00:59:37-01:43:02). We finish with listener FAQ’s and a special question f...
Jun 21, 2023•2 hr
Wyndham Clark wins the US Open in a much deserving victory even if the course fucking sucked and the crowd was pathetic. We talk US Open storylines and call out golf trackers who don't do their job of tracking (00:00:00-00:20:16). The Wizards trade Bradley Beal to the Suns and Ja Morant is suspended 25 games (00:20:16-00:31:56). Who's back of the week including David Freese, Jordan Love being an idiot, and some Huggy Bear talk (00:31:56-00:57:10). Hot Ones host and AWL Sean Evans joins us in stu...
Jun 19, 2023•2 hr 9 min
US Open has kicked off and the course is getting smoked. Nuggets parade looked incredible and Mike Malone was the drunkest person in the world (00:00:00-00:18:03:11). Mt Rushmore season is here and we set the table for stakes on this summer plus kick it off with Mt Rushmore of lifetime stats you wish you had (00:18:03-00:52:17). Actor Arian Moayed joins us in studio to talk Succession, Robin Williams becoming his mentor, script writing and tons more in an awesome interview (00:52:17-01:29:43). W...
Jun 16, 2023•1 hr 56 min
The Denver Nuggets have won the NBA Title and Jokic just wants to go home. We talk NBA Finals and Jokic being the greatest value pick in NBA History (00:00:00-00:25:11). The Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup and it's insane what theyve done as a franchise in 6 years (00:25:11-00:30:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Stefon Diggs and Hank turns 30 (00:30:18-00:58:55). Max Homa joins the show to talk US Open, having the course record at LACC, what he needs to do differently in Majors, Glenny Bal...
Jun 14, 2023•2 hr 5 min
Little different show today as PFT had his dad’s funeral on Sunday. We start just PFT and big cat talking Nuggets/Heat Game 4, Baby Gronk and Zion situation getting weird (00:00:00-00:24:27). We then have Russillo and Titus join us for life episode 3 where we talk about everything, answer listener questions and do the Mt Rushmore of things that make us feel old (00:24:27-02:39:13). We’ll all be back in studio for Wednesdays show. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify...
Jun 12, 2023•2 hr 42 min
The Nuggets take a 2-1 lead and Jamal Murray and Nikola Jokic are on fire. We talk NBA Finals and SCF with a slight detour (00:00:00-00:22:51). Zion gets put on blast and Ja Morant has a new defense (00:22:51-00:37:21). LIV clean up and the Vikings seem to be rebuilding (00:37:21-00:40:34). Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel joins the show to talk about his career, running the football, Tua, and whether or not he vaped on the sideline (00:40:34-01:42:17). We review Linsanity 38 at the Garden and finish w...
Jun 09, 2023•2 hr 11 min
The PGA Tour and LIV have merged and Jay Monahan is the world's biggest hypocrite. We talk about the colossal golf news and what it may mean going forward (00:00:00-00:29:36). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Wildfires in NYC, Stanley Cup Final Game 2 and more (00:29:36-00:55:43). Brian Windhorst joins the show to talk NBA Finals, His career and relationship with Lebron, whether he ever fell asleep on air and how strong is Lebron (00:55:43-01:43:52)? Dan Rapaport joins us to tell us what happened ...
Jun 07, 2023•2 hr 28 min
Heat Culture is back again as they tie up the series and give the Nuggets their first loss at home in these playoffs. We talk Game 2 and the fact that we officially have a series (00:00:00-00:16:01). Stanley Cup Final Game 1 and the Knights looked dominant (00:16:01-00:21:16). Jake hit a hole in and PFT went to darts (00:21:16-00:33:10). Who's back of the week including Joe Mazulla and Mark Zuckerberg definitely not getting choked out (00:33:10-00:53:47). Rich Eisen joins us in studio to catch u...
Jun 05, 2023•2 hr 1 min
The Nuggets dominate Game 1 and Heat Culture might be dead again. We talk about the NBA Finals and Adam Silver teasing a Ja Morant suspension (00:00:00-00:22:44). Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk SCF storylines and picks, Connor McDavid, what it's like to play for the Cup and more (00:22:44-00:49:49). Paul Rabil joins us in studio to talk about the PLL being back, new rule changes, teams moving and negotiations on a big potential interview (00:49:49-01:23:19). We do a movie review of Bloodspo...
Jun 02, 2023•2 hr 4 min
The Celtics lose Game 7 and Hank is down bad. We talk the incredible series, Game 6 and Max's kiss. Hank answers questions about the future and we talk some Stanley Cup Finals (00:00:00-00:45:43). Who's back of the week including DeAndre Hopkins and the Taliban (00:45:43-01:05:09). Nuggets Head Coach Michael Malone joins us to talk NBA Playoffs, the evolution of Jokic, Coaching Strategies, and Jamal Murray (01:05:09-01:41:24). Big Jay Oakerson joins us in studio to talk comedy, his new special o...
May 30, 2023•2 hr 58 min
The Celtics are all the way back and Hank triggers Big Cat and PFT with his happiness. Jake was rooting for Hank to be able to golf and then they get even more triggered. The series goes back to Miami and it feels like the Celtics are 50/50 to pull off the impossible (00:00:00-00:27:15). We talk hockey and how the Hurricanes were the first team ever to not be swept after losing 4-0 (00:27:15-00:33:12). Michael Block mania has cratered (00:33:12-00:39:19). Mark Titus joins us in studio to talk NB...
May 26, 2023•2 hr 5 min
The Celtics have won a game and Hank has not slept in 2 days and is delirious and half drunk. We talk about who has the must wins now and more (00:00:00-00:16:21). Lakers get swept and Lebron threatens to retire. Jokic is the best player in the world and the Nuggets rule (00:16:21-00:36:13). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:36:13-00:58:35). Jimmy Tatro joins the show to talk about The Machine, his career taking off, Simi Valley, The Lakers and more (00:58:35-01:32:09). Daniel Ricciardo joins the show to...
May 24, 2023•2 hr 13 min
Brooks Koepka wins the PGA Championship but first the coin has decided to start with the Celtics being dead. Hank is struggling with his new reality as the Heat whomp Boston to go up 3-0 (00:00:00-00:13:38). Brooks Koepka wins the PGA Championship and we talk about the tourney, Michael Block, and Brooks being all the way back (00:13:38-00:29:02). The Nuggets beat the Lakers and the refs on Saturday and it may be over for Lebron (00:29:02-00:33:09). Who's back of the week including cold brew coff...
May 22, 2023•1 hr 48 min
The Jamal Murray Game. Nuggets take Game 2 and a 2-0 lead in the WCF and Lebron looked old for the first time (00:00:00-00:14:07). PGA Championship & We have an NHL team now (00:14:07-00:22:04). A side tangent on our support for the A's and fuck you to John Fisher (00:22:04-00:26:08). Heat/Celtics Game 1 and Jimmy Butler continue to be the best player in the playoffs (00:26:08-00:45:32). Kirk Goldsberry joins us in studio to talk hoops, who he thinks gets to the Finals, Adjustments in each s...
May 19, 2023•2 hr 12 min
Nuggets take Game 1 in what some are calling the greatest game ever. Jokic went off and the Lakers still almost stole one (00:00:00-00:13:15). We talk NBA Lottery and Victor Wembanyama going to the Spurs as well as Doc Rivers getting fired (00:13:15-00:31:36). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with Stetson Bennett not graduating and Martha Stewart being big time back (00:31:36-01:00:53). Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk PGA Championship, LIV, how much we missed him and possibly naming his future son Blak...
May 17, 2023•2 hr 18 min
The Celtics have killed the process. Jayson Tatum's incredible Game 7. Max joins with his fresh new soul patch and we talk about Embiid/Doc/Harden failing yet again (00:00:00-00:43:55). Lebron James is insane and the Lakers have a date with the Nuggets (00:43:55-00:52:37). The Knicks tried and Heat/Celtics is on (00:52:37-00:59:11). Hockey playoffs and we're now Krakheads (00:59:11-01:02:56). Who's back of the week including Ja Morant and Big Cat is now a Father of 3 (01:02:56-01:27:36). JJ Watt...
May 15, 2023•2 hr 28 min
Sixers/Celtics Game 7 is here and there is TENSION in the podcast study. Jayson Tatum erases a horrible first 3 quarters with an incredible ending and Hank is gloating while Max is crying (00:00:00-00:20:33). Lakers/Warriors Game 5, the Knicks fight back and the Nuggets absolutely throttle the Suns (00:20:33-00:37:58). NFL Schedule release and we do the dumbest draft ever (00:37:58-00:54:43). Kenny the Jet Smith joins us in studio to talk about his new book, NBA Playoffs, stories from his career...
May 12, 2023•2 hr 9 min
The Sixers killed the Celtics in Boston and Hank is being a big baby about everything. We talk about the game and Hank freezes out PFT (00:00:00-00:22:16). Lakers beat the Warriors and the dark thoughts about a title run are entering everyone's head (00:22:16-00:32:10). Julius Randle sucks and we play choose your own adventure with Nuggets/Suns (00:32:10-00:39:10). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:39:10-01:07:52). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk about NHL Playoffs, TNT, Conor Bedard and more (01...
May 10, 2023•2 hr 23 min
The Celtics/Sixers are tied 2-2 and Max and Hank have swapped their confidence levels going into Game 5 (00:00:00-00:19:25). We talk Warriors/Lakers, the Heat somehow being really good now and Nuggets/Suns with Devin Booker going nuclear the past 2 games (00:19:25-00:51:14). Did the Leafs actually make it to the second round (00:51:14-00:55:35). We talk F1, Kentucky Derby and the King's Coronation with a jam packed weekend of sports (00:55:35-01:06:00). Who's back of the week (01:06:00-01:25:29)...
May 08, 2023•2 hr 25 min
The Warriors are officially back and we're live from Miami for F1 weekend (00:00:00-00:16:35). We talk Celtics/Sixers and does Max hate dogs because it seems like he does (00:16:35-00:31:37). Coach Bud fired and Dillon Brooks fall out (00:31:37-00:41:38). Red Bull Team Principal Christian Horner joins us in person to talk about the season thus far, his lucky toilet and drive to survive (00:41:38-01:06:31). Max Verstappen & Sergio Perez join the show and we help build trust between the two dr...
May 05, 2023•2 hr 18 min
Game 1 of Warriors/Lakers was incredible and we talk Knicks and Scott Foster (00:00:00-00:26:25). Max vs Hank round 1 goes to Max as James Harden and the Sixers win in the Garden and both guys have some thoughts (00:26:25-00:48:12). Jokic is the best and Chris Paul is hurt again (00:48:12-00:52:34). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Dillon Brooks and shorts (00:52:34-01:09:16). Keith Yandle joins the show to talk about his career in the NHL, being the iron man, the creation of the word Sonk, and pl...
May 03, 2023•2 hr 25 min
Packed show today and we start with the Bruins losing in Game 7 to the Panthers (00:00:00-00:16:39). Steph Curry drops 50 on the Kings and sets up Lebron vs Steph in the second round (00:16:39-00:27:02). We talk Nuggets/Suns and Knicks/Heat (00:27:02-00:41:57). NFL Draft recap and we figure out the details of the Sixers/Celtics bet (00:41:57-01:06:50). Who's back of the week including Travis Kelce spiking a fake lombardi trophy (01:06:50-01:29:10). Will Compton and Taylor Lewan join us in studio...
May 01, 2023•2 hr 54 min
The NFL Draft is here and we break down the entire first round plus Will Levis falling (we have a spinzone for our friend). Eagles/Bears trade and the Texans got aggressive (00:00:00-00:29:29). Celtics/Sixers is officially on and it will be a civil war in the PMT studio for the next 2 weeks (00:29:29-00:39:43). The Bucks lose to the Heat and Giannis starts a failure debate (00:39:43-00:56:40). Other NBA and NHL Playoffs (00:56:40-01:09:57). Carson Palmer joins us in studio to talk draft night, h...
Apr 28, 2023•2 hr 21 min
Trae Young ripped Hank's heart out while he was on a peloton and the Celtics have to go back to Atlanta (00:00:00-00:11:42). The Nuggets and Suns are set for a second round matchup (00:11:42-00:15:51). Playoff hockey talk and the Leafs may win a series (00:15:51-00:21:16)? We talk Monday's games with Jimmy Butler having an all time playoff performance and Lebron shutting Dillon Brooks up (00:21:16-00:35:59). Aaron Rodgers is finally a New York Jet (00:35:59-00:41:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne includ...
Apr 26, 2023•2 hr 39 min