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In an insane act of hubris, the NRL looks to capture the United States market (and guzzle down more of that sweet, sweet gambling money) by letting rugby league players run rampant in the City of Sin! Could this possibly be a good idea? Find out as we preview ✨MAGIC ROUND✨ this weekend. Also Riordan offers (threatens) too recite Miss Congeniality in its entirety, Draco is caught red-handed perving on one of his fellow Horgwartians, and one of the world’s sharpest minds is dealt a truly harrowing punishment in this week’s Viktor Krumuppance.