Leet's in Dr. von Haber Zetzer's lab, and you know no good can come of that. Colin is lethally in need of a nap, and the Albatros is on the hunt for a husband. Things are weird aboard the Oz 9, and that's saying something. You’ve been listening to: Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros Richard Cowen as Leet Tim Sherburn as Colin Kevin Hall as the Tour Guide Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Eric Perry as Head 1, Dr. von Haber Zetzer and......
Oct 13, 2019•26 min•Season 2Ep. 25
There's an assassin in memory storage ... that's just not something you hear every day, is it? Colin's eaten a highly questionable olive, Dr. von Haber Zetzer is learning about strange cultural phenomena, and something about different kinds of peas. It's another day aboard the Oz 9. Maybe their last day. As usual. You're listening to: Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Head One Tim Sherburn as Colin Bonnie Brantley as Jessie June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise R...
Sep 29, 2019•26 min•Season 2Ep. 24
Who doesn't love a good origin story, amirite? Here's hoping you also love a mediocre one. Even a sort of lousy one that involves a lot of people with fishy sounding names (you'll get that joke once you've heard it). This is our cameo-laden bonus episode, literally dripping with the talents of some of our favorite folks. You're listening to: Barbara McGarry as Minister Agata Kalhoty Raymond Morse as Dr. Skinner Jessica Vest as Dr. Flounder Karin Heimdahl as Lady Trout Travis Hull as the Giant Sq...
Sep 22, 2019•15 min
I think the lesson to be learned from this episode is, if you ever attend a cocktail party at Dr. von Haber Zetzer's, maybe don't eat the appetizers. You’ve been listening to: June Clark Eubanks as Glenda Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise Richard Cowen as Leet Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer and Mr. Southers Shannon Perry as Olivia And Richard Nadolny as your narrator. Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our ar...
Sep 15, 2019•26 min•Season 2Ep. 23
Name three animals that can see in the dark. What happens when an animal that couldn't... suddenly can? Given that it's happening aboard the Oz 9, my guess is that it isn't good. Strange things are afoot aboard our ship, and most of them are the crew. You’ve been listening to: Bonnie Brantley as Jessie June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros Tim Sherburn as Dick, Colin, and Emily Eric Perry as Doctor von Haber Zetzer and Head 1 Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise and Martin Richard Cowen as Leet Shannon P...
Sep 01, 2019•27 min•Season 2Ep. 22
You're never going to guess what's going on aboard the Oz 9... Well, yes, you're right, they are in danger of their lives... And yes, right again, they've made a bunch of dumb mistakes that got them here... Ok, FINE, I guess you can guess, smart ass, congratulations. You've been listening to: Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise Richard Cowen as Leet Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, and Head ...
Aug 18, 2019•25 min•Season 2Ep. 21
It's the much-awaited (or not really), highly anticipated (or sort of mediumly anticipated) Full Cast Q & A, including the guy who does our music! We had a rare opportunity to gather the entire cast of Oz 9 together in one room, so we quickly made a plan to cast even more doubts on our status as functioning adults by making everyone answer questions. Thanks to some awesome patrons and Podcast Junkie discord server family, we had fun questions to ask, answer, and not have a clue about. So muc...
Aug 11, 2019•42 min
A behind-the-scenes, into-the-chaos peek into how Oz 9 gets made and why it's .... the way it is. There are some spoilers here, so be sure you listen to the whole of Season 1 (maybe 2 or 3 times) before you take this on. You've been listening to: Eric Perry (Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Head 1, Mr. Southers) Bonnie Brantley (Jessie, Donna, Lucretia Nibble-Biscuit) Shannon Perry (Madeline, Olivia) Richard Nadolny (Narrator) Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwor...
Aug 01, 2019•1 hr 5 min
Oz 9 podcast is on a hiatus between seasons one and two, but you didn't think you were getting off the hook that easily, did you? Goodness, no. In this spoiler-ridden, one-f-bomb-droppin' bonus episode (and we use the word "bonus" with some optimism), four of our cast members chat about life aboard the Oz 9. Join: June Clark Eubanks (the Albatros and Glenda) Aaron Clark (le Bichon Frise and Ben) Tim Sherburn (Colin, Emily/Head two, Buck Nubbins) and Richard Cowen (Leet) Theme and incidental musi...
Jul 21, 2019•50 min
Somewhere aboard the Oz 9, a bomb is ticking. Actually, a crap-ton of things are going wrong aboard the Oz 9; this is just the biggest and most likely to kill our crew the soonest. It's the final episode of Season 1, and our crew is, yes, yes, let's say it all together shall we? in mortal peril. The difference this time is – if they don't survive it, we might not either. You’re listening to: June Clark Eubanks as the Albatros Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise Richard Cowen as Leet Tim Sherburn as C...
Jul 14, 2019•30 min•Season 1Ep. 20
If you've ever been in mortal peril, you know the most crucial decision you'll make in that situation is your choice of writing implement. No? Well, that makes you smarter than this crowd, but before your head swells up just in time for bikini season, remember, we are talking about the dumbest bunch of sofa cushions ever to have their own theme song. Things have never been good aboard the failing, flailing Oz 9, but they've recently taken a turn for the worse. And, given that all the left-side e...
Jun 30, 2019•26 min•Season 1Ep. 19
You know that one colleague at work who is just hopeless? Tries earnestly to do the job, help out, and be useful, but usually ends up spilling his beer on the control panel and shorting out half the city? Yeah, would you mind taking him back because WE HAVE ENOUGH IDIOTS UP HERE, THANKS. Sorry. Seriously the best part of this whole episode is when someone named Kenzie tries to order Thai food. You've been listening to: Kenzie Whipkey as herself Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise June Clark Eubanks a...
Jun 16, 2019•24 min•Season 1Ep. 18
It's that kind of day, innit? One minute, you're out having a quick ciggie next to the tip, and then the world goes all wobbly, and suddenly you're aboard someone else's spaceship, only it's held together with duct tape and optimism and crewed by the biggest bunch of idiots who ever graced the skies, and there's something ... or possibly someone ... all over your boots. Big thanks to the Mark Restuccia of the Best in Galaxy podcast for lending us C4 for a while. You can have him back now. You've...
Jun 09, 2019•20 min
The episode that finally answers the critical question: why do robots climb like cows? There's an arm under the sofa, Jessie's dangling from a shelf in Maintenance Bay 15, and we learn what ligatures are for. It's, like, Day 7? 8? aboard the Oz 9, and things haven't gotten any better. Does anyone know a good pycnologist? You've been listening to: Aaron Clark is le Bichon Frise June Eubanks is the Albatros and Glenda Bonnie Brantley is Jessie and Donna Eric Perry is Joe, Head 1, and Dr. von Haber...
Jun 02, 2019•28 min•Season 1Ep. 17
'Allo, little piggies! The notorious assassin le Bichon Frise is circling our crew like a vulture who hopes his prey drops soon because he's tired and hungry and a little cranky and frankly probably a little dehydrated and his blood sugar's low, he just knows it, and this dry desert air is doing NOTHING for his skin. He's ready to do some assassaning, but this bloody crew just will not cooperate. Oh, and pod 666 just popped open, so it's anyone's guess what happens next. Featuring the talents of...
May 19, 2019•21 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Here's a shocker: the Oz 9 crew's lives are in danger. Suffocation, toxic gas, a loose assassin, the risk of being crushed under their own denseness – perils lurk around every corner and certainly between slices of bread. Still, they've managed to make it through 14 episodes, so there may be hope for them yet. Oh, who are we kidding. These people would starve to death on a broken carousel. You've been listening to: Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 or “Emily” Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Eric Perry ...
May 05, 2019•25 min•Season 1Ep. 15
It's late, and there's an assassin loose aboard the Oz 9, but Leet isn't going to let that interrupt his conversation with sleeping people. After all, in at least a dozen conversations, only one of them called him stupid. Leet really REALLY needs a pen pal. You're listening to: Richard Sherburn as Leet Aaron Clark as Ben Shannon Perry as Olivia and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator Theme and incidental music composed and performed by John Faley. Our artwork is by Lucas Elliott (who also did our C...
Apr 28, 2019•13 min
Captain Jessie is now aboard the Oz 9, which is great, except she brought her assassin with her, and he's managed to get a hold of some fairly crucial information about the Oz 9. But he's kind of an idiot, so ... there's that. Will our pointless but slightly endearing crew survive? More importantly, who will hire the Narrator if they don't? You've been listening to: Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Richard Cowen as Leet T im Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 Eric Perry a...
Apr 21, 2019•22 min•Season 1Ep. 14
You know how the little fluffy dogs are always the meanest? Well, this bichon frise is no exception. He's coming for Captain Jessie, and things are looking bad for the fearless, tartan-clad leader of the 6748. Join our intrepid — sorry, that's insipid, — crew as they try to help Jessie *pouf* her way to safety. With: Richard Cowen as Leet Tim Sherburn as Colin Eric Perry as Joe Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Aaron Clark as le Bichon Frise Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and Richard Nadolny as y...
Apr 07, 2019•20 min•Season 1Ep. 13
What happens when a homicidal, two-headed robot gets shoved into an empty (empty??) storage bay without arms or hope of release? Good question. Listen in and find out. As always, huge thanks to all our Patrons! You're listening to: Eric Perry as Head One Tim Sherburn as Head Two Richard Nadolny as you Narrator Our theme music and other music was composed and performed by John Faley. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Mar 31, 2019•8 min
A pod has popped open, and something is roaming loose aboard the Oz 9. Something silent.... but ... deadly? Jessie, Captain of the neighboring Oz 6748, may have good reason to fear for her life, AND Olivia explains the MRDR protocol, which is just as bad as it sounds. Not sure if you knew this yet, but Gated Galaxies is kind of crap. You've been listening to: Tim Sherburn as Colin Eric Perry as Joe Richard Cowen as Leet Shannon Perry as Olivia and Madeline Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Introducing A...
Mar 24, 2019•20 min•Season 1Ep. 12
It's Day Two And we're as startled as you are that anyone's still alive. Day two on the Oz 9 sees the crew celebrating fewer fatalities (sorry, Matt) at least on board (sorry, Sweden) and making a critical discovery about cheese. But the two-headed repairbot is awake again and wreaking some havoc, Madeline needs to warn Jessie about her crew, and apparently, if someone invites you to go on an adventure in space, don't go back for your purse or to the porta-loo. You've been listening to: Tim Sher...
Mar 10, 2019•18 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Will Madeline and Joe be able to fix the copulatron and attach it to the forniculator before they realize neither of these things actually exists? Is Leet doomed to spend most of his journey inside a healer pod? Are there any sensible podcasts looking for a reliable, experienced narrator? And no, I'm not "asking for a friend." You've been listening to Episode 10 of Oz 9, Fixing the Ejaculax. Featuring... Eric Perry as Head One and Joe, Richard Cowen as Leet, Tim Sherburn as Head Two, Buck Nubbin...
Feb 24, 2019•18 min•Season 1Ep. 10
In which: Colin makes a sausage-scented discovery, Rock and Donna talk murder, we learn about automatic chopsticks, and Olivia confesses that she might not be … all there. You’re listening to: Tim Sherburn as Colin Eric Perry as Joe Richard Cowen as Leet Shannon Perry as Olivia Bonnie Brantley as woman’s voice and Donna John Faley as man’s voice Steven Crider as Rock and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator. Oz 9 is written and produced by Shannon Perry. Our theme music and other music is composed a...
Feb 11, 2019•17 min•Season 1Ep. 9
In which It's "night" on the Oz 9, and the crew is literally and figuratively stumbling around in the dark. Back on earth a cub reporter and a private dick are hot on Mr. Southers' heels, asking the sorts of questions that might get them an invitation to sleep with the fishes. You're listening to: Eric Perry as Joe, Mr. Southers and Dr. Van Haber Zetzer Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna Richard Cowen as Leet Tim Sherburn as Colin and Buck Nubbins Shannon Perry plays Madeline and Olivia. Introd...
Jan 30, 2019•18 min•Season 1Ep. 8
In which Leet is accosted by someone (or thing) and bunged into airlock 7, Olivia gets tetchy about Leet's imminent demise, There's an enormous amount of bickering, and We discover the limits of that whole "two heads better than one" nonsense. You've been listening to: Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and the Recruiter Eric Perry as Joe and Head 1 Tim Sherburn as Colin and Head 2 and Richard Cowen as Leet Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator. Theme and incidental m...
Jan 13, 2019•18 min•Season 1Ep. 7
In which Leet reveals a certain fascination with some heavenly orbs... More pods go squelchy... We discover how the crews of the Oz fleet were assembled, and ... The narrator reveals a Very Big Secret. You're listening to: Richard Cowen as Leet Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and the Interviewer Tim Sherburn as Colin and Dick Eric Perry as Joe and Dr. Frederich von Haber-Zetzer Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia, and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator Oz 9 Theme and incidental music composed and perfo...
Jan 07, 2019•15 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Heave a sigh of relief: Leet’s symmetry has been restored. Might suggest you breathe through your mouth, though, as there’s a rapidly decomposing dead person in the corridor. Messing up Joe’s clean floors. Seriously, zombies are why we can’t have nice things. Not clear on the Cumberbatch/penguin reference? https://youtu.be/9GHPNKUMf70?t=200 You've been listening to: Richard Cowen as Leet Bonnie Brantley as Lady Lucretia Nibble-Biscuit Tim Sherburn as Colin Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Er...
Dec 23, 2018•16 min•Season 1Ep. 5
Hey, speaking from the future here, but Oz 9 has a comic book! https://oz9podcast.etsy.com Right. As you were. Episode four in which Olivia gasses the crew, Leet's symmetry is imperiled, and the janitor and the AI debate the relative value of the tooth fairy. Starring Richard Cowen as Leet Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Tim Sherburn as Colin Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia Eric Perry as Joe and Richard Nadolny as your Narrator Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Our theme music and other incidenta...
Dec 13, 2018•13 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Have you ever thrown the last of your milkshake out the car window, only to have it splat on the windshield of the car behind you? OK, imagine doing that with liquified human remains, in space, where there are no windshield wipers. Or gas stations with handy squeegee things. What happens next? You might get a really irritated comms call from the next ship in line, who are, incidentally, also about to hit you. You're listening to: Bonnie Brantley as Jessie Richard Cowen as Leet Richard Nadolny as...
Dec 04, 2018•16 min•Season 1Ep. 3
