In this new episode of Ostium, the happy couple talk about their happy night together and then go through a new door and find themselves in what looks to be a rocky desert. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Jake is performed by Chris Fletcher; the voice of Monica is performed by Georgia Mackenzie. All the music was composed by Chris Fletcher. Graphic design and artwork is done by Sara Warren. Sound effects are courtesy of the awesomely incredible people at t...
Mar 25, 2018•34 min•Season 2Ep. 16
Jake is starting to sleep a little better now, but he's worried about Dave. The next door is a long walk from the clock tower and leads them to a place that is both strange and familiar to Jake. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Jake is performed by Chris Fletcher; the voice of Monica is performed by Georgia Mackenzie. All the music was composed by Chris Fletcher. Graphic design and artwork is done by Sara Warren. Sound effects are courtesy of the awesomely ...
Mar 11, 2018•46 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Jake begins the episode talking about something called the Voyager program, then leads to he and Monica going through door #42 and on the other side finding themselves very far from Ostium both in space and time. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Jake is performed by Chris Fletcher; the voice of Monica is performed by Georgia Mackenzie. All the music was composed by Chris Fletcher. Graphic design and artwork is done by Sara Warren. Sound effects are courtesy...
Feb 25, 2018•32 min•Season 2Ep. 14
Jake learns he's started having some pretty serious nightmares and wakes up screaming. He tries to send a message to Dave to give him an update. Jake and Monica venture through a new door where things are pretty darn cold; you might want to put a coat on for this one. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Jake is performed by Chris Fletcher; the voice of Monica is performed by Georgia Mackenzie. All the music was composed by Chris Fletcher. Graphic design and ar...
Feb 11, 2018•33 min•Season 2Ep. 13
Here are the first couple minutes of the premier of the Ostium files . . . When you made the decision to become a patron of the Ostium Podcast, you were assigned a number, a door unique to you. There was a reason for that. It is possible that Ostium has not always been abandoned, not always population zero. Perhaps at one time there were people - from the future? The past? - who traveled through the doors of Ostium to different places in time and space to learn and educate and record their exper...
Jan 28, 2018•3 min
At the beginning of the episode, Monica unwinds a little after learning about some of Jake's choices in the previous episode. Jake has also started having nightmares. The dynamic duo venture through the next door and find themselves within a cave . . . a cave . . . of bones. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Jake is performed by Chris Fletcher; the voice of Monica is performed by Georgia Mackenzie. All the music was composed by Chris Fletcher. Graphic design...
Jan 28, 2018•37 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Kicking off Ostium Season 2, in "Episode 11: A Crack in the Edge of the Word, Part Two," Jake and Monica find themselves back in Ostium where things are all kind of different . . . again. But it's not until they go on a little field trip that they learn what's REALLY happened to Ostium. This episode was written and produced by Alex C. Telander. The voice of Jake is performed by Chris Fletcher; the voice of Monica is performed by Georgia Mackenzie. All the music was composed by Chris Fletcher. Gr...
Jan 14, 2018•44 min•Season 2Ep. 11
Jake and Monica decide the need a little break from Ostium town proper, and decide to go on a bit of joyride. Get a bite to eat in the nearest town and get some supplies. This is Monica's take on the trip. Music by Axletree, courtesy of the Free Music Archive. Ostium now has a merchandise store, check it out: www.redbubble.com/people/ostiumpodcast/shop?asc=u If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get a...
Dec 31, 2017•14 min
Jake and Monica decide the need a little break from Ostium town proper, and decide to go on a bit of joyride. Get a bite to eat in the nearest town and get some supplies. This is Jake's take on the trip. Music by Axletree, courtesy of the Free Music Archive. Ostium now has a merchandise store, check it out: www.redbubble.com/people/ostiumpodcast/shop?asc=u If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get acc...
Dec 17, 2017•12 min
You don't always get it right on the first take. And sometimes you don't get it right on the second, third, or fourth. Sometimes you say completely the wrong line, or something else that just makes no sense . . . but it's funny. And sometimes you start having conversations about what you're saying, which is also funny. Fortunately, things are digital now and we don't have to worry about how many reels of tape we're using. So lots more gets recorded. Most of it doesn't end up in the final cut. A ...
Dec 10, 2017•11 min
Here's your complete soundtrack to Ostium Season One, featuring all the music played during the first season, plus a bunch of extra tracks, all written and performed by our talented composer, Chris Fletcher (who is also the voice of Jake). And here's the detailed tracklist for your records: SIDE A: 1. Season One Theme Song 2. Ostium 1-1 3. Ostium 1-2 4. Ostium 1-3 5. Ostium 1-4 6. Ostium 1-5 7. Ostium 2-1 8. Ostium 2-2 9. Ostium 3-1 10. Ostium 3-2 11. Ostium 4-1 12. Ostium 4-2 13. Ostium 4 (Unus...
Dec 03, 2017•25 min
The second of a two-part series on the musicology of Ostium Season 1, where Alex C. Telander sits down with Chris Fletcher - the voice of Jake and the composer behind the music - and talks about how the music for Ostium started, how he works, what some of his influences are, and much more. Be sure to listen for info about Ostium at Podcon. Ostium now has a merchandise store, check it out: www.redbubble.com/people/ostiumpodcast/shop?asc=u If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Pa...
Nov 19, 2017•19 min
The first of a two-part series on the musicology of Ostium Season 1, where Alex C. Telander sits down with Chris Fletcher - the voice of Jake and the composer behind the music - and talks about how the music for Ostium started, how he works, what some of his influences are, and much more. Ostium now has a merchandise store, check it out: www.redbubble.com/people/ostiumpodcast/shop?asc=u If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for...
Nov 05, 2017•19 min
In the final of the four-part "Ten questions" series, listeners get to hear from yours truly, Alex C. Telander, writer and producer for Ostium. Music featured in this mini episode is by Marcos H. Bolanos courtesy of the Free Music Archive. Ostium now has a merchandise store, check it out: www.redbubble.com/people/ostiumpodcast/shop?asc=u If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get access to an exclusive...
Oct 22, 2017•8 min
In the third of the four-part "Ten questions" series, listeners get to hear from our resident artist, Sara Warren. Music featured in this mini episode is by Komiku courtesy of the Free Music Archive. Ostium now has a merchandise store, check it out: www.redbubble.com/people/ostiumpodcast/shop?asc=u If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get access to an exclusive brand new mini episode every two weeks ...
Oct 22, 2017•7 min
In the second of the four-part "Ten questions" series, listeners get to hear from the talented voice of Monica. Music featured in this mini episode is by Komiku courtesy of the Free Music Archive. Ostium now has a merchandise store, check it out: www.redbubble.com/people/ostiumpodcast/shop?asc=u If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get access to an exclusive brand new mini episode every two weeks (an...
Oct 08, 2017•7 min
In the first of the four-part "Ten questions" series, listeners get to hear from the voice of Jake Fisher and all around music guy, Chris Fletcher. Music featured in this mini episode is courtesy of the Free Music Archive. Ostium now has a merchandise store, check it out: www.redbubble.com/people/ostiumpodcast/shop?asc=u If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get access to an exclusive brand new mini e...
Oct 08, 2017•9 min
In the final EMU mini episode of the season, Dave finally makes it to the States. The question remains whether he can find this secret town called Ostium, and if and when he does, will he find Jake and Monica inside? Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. Warning, this episode contains explicit language. Ostium now has a merchandise store, check it out: www.redbubble.com/people/ostiumpodcast/shop?asc=u If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiu...
Sep 24, 2017•10 min
In this latest installment from EMU, Dave recounts his harrowing journey across the Atlantic, with the goal of reaching the hallowed grounds of the hidden town known as Ostium. Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. Warning, this episode contains explicit language. Ostium now has a merchandise store, check it out: https://www.redbubble.com/people/ostiumpodcast/shop?asc=u If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a m...
Sep 10, 2017•12 min
While Monica is still enjoying some shuteye, Jake plants himself in front of the map table and has some very deep contemplations about it. Written by Alex C. Telander. Performed by Chris Fletcher. If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get access to an exclusive brand new mini episode every two weeks (and this includes all through the offseason); and during the regular season of the show you'll get acc...
Aug 27, 2017•8 min
Jake has some introspective thoughts after his showdown with Brandon in Episode 7: Visitors, as he drives back to Ostium. Written by Alex C. Telander. Performed by Chris Fletcher. Background music featured in this episode was by Shadows of the Snow, courtesy of the Free Music Archive. If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get access to an exclusive brand new mini episode every two weeks (and this incl...
Aug 13, 2017•19 min
In this mini episode, Monica has some introspective thoughts and contemplations while walking around Ostium. Written and performed by Georgia Mackenzie If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get access to an exclusive brand new mini episode every two weeks (and this includes all through the offseason); and during the regular season of the show you'll get access to new episodes a full week before everyo...
Aug 06, 2017•6 min
Having recently arrived at this strange town called Ostium, Monica decides to go on a bit of an adventure and find out what exactly is going on with this whole clock tower thing. Does the clock wind up? Can she get it working again? Does it have a chime? And how exactly does one get to the the top of that clock tower? Written by Alex C. Telander Performed by Georgia Mackenzie Background music by BG Subset, courtesy of the Free Music Archive. If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on ou...
Jul 16, 2017•20 min
In the fourth installment of Enigmatic Mysteries of the Unknown, Dave is physically and emotionally reeling from the nuclear plant disaster. (For more info, check out Ostium Episode 4.) He also talks about Jake's latest adventure passing through a door in Ostium. Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. Warning, this episode contains explicit language. We've partnered with @Podchaser, a new website for podcast listeners to rate and review their favorite podcast episodes! Visit the website at b...
Jul 02, 2017•13 min
In the third installment of Enigmatic Mysteries of the unknown featuring one Dave Fothergill Attenborough Windsor, our host discusses some solicited theories from listeners as to what could possibly be the true story behind Ostium. Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. We've partnered with @Podchaser, a new website for podcast listeners to rate and review their favorite podcast episodes! Visit the website at beta.podchaser.com and review your favorite episodes from our show. Use the key "os...
Jun 18, 2017•14 min
Dave has some more secrets and personal details to share in this second EMU episode: Lost. Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get access to an exclusive brand new mini episode every two weeks (and this includes all through the offseason); and during the regular season of the show you'll get access to new episodes a full week before everyone else. Alternati...
Jun 04, 2017•13 min
Welcome to the Ostium offseason. In the first mini episode you get to meet one David Fothergill Attenborough Windsor, host of the new show Enigmatic Mysteries of the Unknown, talking about his discovery of something very strange. Written and performed by Alex C. Telander. If you want more Ostium, why not become a patron on our Patreon page www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast , where for just $2 a month you'll get access to an exclusive brand new mini episode every two weeks (and this includes all thro...
May 20, 2017•19 min
In the Ostium Season One finale, "A Crack in the Edge of the World, Part One," Jake and Monica . . . well, you're just going to have to listen to the episode to find out. Written and produced by Alex C. Telander. Performed by Chris Fletcher and Georgia McKenzie. Warning, this episode contains explicit language. Please help and support Team Ostium by rating and reviewing on iTunes, as well as checking out our Patreon page at www.patreon.com/ostiumpodcast . Perks include mini episodes, all the mus...
May 07, 2017•46 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Jake and Monica are ready to venture through Door #5 and find out what's on the other side. Will Jake know where they are? Will he have some intrinsic link to this location in time? And will they be able to find out something before the blackness comes . . ? Written and produced by Alex C. Telander. Performed by Chris Fletcher and Georgia McKenzie. Warning, this episode contains explicit language. Please help and support Team Ostium by rating and reviewing on iTunes, as well as checking out our ...
Apr 23, 2017•36 min•Season 1Ep. 9
In the beginning of Episode 8 - Back to the Future, Monica goes on a solo mission to try out something with a door in Ostium, and things don't go according to plan. Later on, after a heart-to-heart discussion, Jake and Monica realize they need to visit an old haunt and sort some things out. Written and produced by Alex C. Telander. Performed by Chris Fletcher and Georgia McKenzie. Warning, this episode contains explicit language. Please help and support Team Ostium by rating and reviewing on iTu...
Apr 09, 2017•33 min•Season 1Ep. 8
