¶ Podcast Intro & Threesome Context
Warning. The content on this podcast is both highly adult and potentially enlightened. Please do not listen if you're not, I don't know, emotionally twenty five, physically eighteen. Thank you. Welcome back to Orgy Story, a narrative-based podcast about hosting, attending, and destigmatizing orgies. I am a host, Kevin. With me another host, Vicky. Hello. Hi.
It's not orgy season currently. It's a bit cold. It's a bit cold. There's a lot of we've been eating a lot, it feels like. A lot of eating, a lot of drinking, feeling a little bit bloated. Look None of that is anyone else's nods look, it's not orgy season. It's just what we're saying. We recorded something that did transpire during orgy season that we wanted to share with you now. And when I say that this was difficult to name as
I don't even know how we intro it. Yeah, I think you guys are just gonna have to listen to it at And see what you guys think. And let us know if we were being the right amount of judgy or too judgy. That's a good call. We want judgment on our judgment. We want we want to know do you think we should have shifted it into six?
Gear with the judge. Or not judgy enough. Y'all didn't stay in second gear long enough. Like, whatever you think, we're curious. As always, join us on Instagram or Gstory. Gmail. orgysttorycast at gmail.com. We love you. Thank you. Love you guys. Let's do it. All right. Hannah uses the podcast to flirt, take one to flirt and recount her sexual most favorite.
So excited to hear those stories. I'm gonna go ahead and categorize this into helping at all. Some of my drive this whole thing. I cannot wait. I'm so excited to hear it. I'm gonna go ahead and categorize this as one of my most favorite sexual experiences of my recent Um recent?
One year. One one year. One year. No no no no no no. No. Eight months. Oh, you know what? Shit, you guys. That might be a little dramatic. That might be a little dramatic, okay? Of the past couple of months this was definitely It's orgy season. It's a good thing. There's tough stuff to get to. Orgy season. This is As everybody hopefully knows by now, um, I definitely have a uh sort of bisexual.
And the story I'm about to tell does not involve two bisexual men. I would call them heteroflexible. But it was my first threesome experience where I am the only female. That gave me a lot of privileges about w in terms of being pleasured and giving Let go and be pleasured, but we will get to that later because this story has a hilarious twist. I feel like you gave a lot of
If I know you. Of course I did. Did you have notes just like written down like a These guys knew their And they also knew After a short forty five minute intro lesson called Hannah's Clit, which she conducted at the bar I did bring laminated worksheets.
¶ Online Dating to Real-Life Chemistry
No, seriously. They were like they were great. They had clearly done this before, which is part of Are you ready? Oh so ready. I've poured myself a glass of wine. We've been hearing about this over text for a few weeks. So the story goes the story starts with me exploring on Poly dominant app field sponsor of
And um uh I will keep beeping you out until you sponsor it. And I had spoken to this um boy Noah and he was um uh a lot of people uh Well, mm they might may may not know, but I have a I I enjoy myself a good Jewish. Um they you know what? Hashtag No, no, no, no. Terrible. Love it. Vicky does also. Hashtag Vicky does also. It's a way different presentation. Bleep that out. Sorry. Hashtag Vicky does also.
Hashtag same. Sure. Oh my god. Everyone's there. Everyone's there on your camp. We're all on board. Is it correct? Okay, so Noah so Noah was a uh blonde Jewish boy who was interested in You guys need to pull it together. We're pulling it together. Noah's a blonde Jewish boy. Sounds got it. I'm so ashamed of myself right now. Um so Noah is a blonde Jewish boy who him and I had gotten talking on cat cotton got been speaking to each other.
On the app. I had given him my number and where are you? In Denver. Oh, in Denver? Okay. What do you mean? Oh yes. He I wasn't sure if you were back home. You recently took a long trip at home. Oh right, yes. He lives in Denver. And um we hadn't met yet, uh but we I had given him my number and we had been texting a little bit and I woke up on the day before I traveled home to a text from him that said, Hey are you?
And I responded, you know, hypothetically, yes. Uh your phone auto-texted before you even have the chance to hypothetically. I know Hannah. Well yes. So I said hypothetically yes, but Well no, before I get to that, he told me the background and he said my best friend is in town and my best friend from childhood is in town and we have been getting up to quote unquote shenanigans. And so I immediately pressed him on this and he said, Yeah we f Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. They both lost their virginities.
Together? Sorry, no I'm with her. I thought you were like I thought that's what you were saying too. I was like these two are close. Oh, they are close. They were they were looking at each other when they lost their virginity. Wow. I was imagining like an idol tower situation. I do not have friends. No, so the story goes where they and they had told me this later that uh one of the had visited this other boy.
was the first one to suggest that they all just join in the fun together and then they brought this girl back to their fucking shed in the backyard and like double teamed her. When they were fifteen years old. What were you guys doing when you were fifteen years old? I was doing that approximately. Okay, so to continue the story, and I are talking. He says But without any friend. Him and Have had quite a bit of experience um doing double teaming women you cavalierly walk into that morning.
And so he sent me some pictures of him and his friend and I was like And so we met at a uh brewery and we immediately got talking and I was attracted to both of them immediately and they seemed very close. And not only that, they both described Flexible, meaning like they weren't I asked them if they were interested in hooking up with the
That they weren't. But they also did they hold on. You're you have skills. I'm I'm interested in what your intuitive said here. See, Kevin. What was your intuitive saying? Okay, so Kevin, this is actually quite a a lovely bit of foreshadowing because this is
So they said that they weren't interested in hooking up with each other. Pretend you didn't hear it, or just story audience. They said that they were not interested in hooking up with each other, but that they both identified as heteroflexible, if you will, that They prefer hooking up with women, but that there may be a man who could sweep them off their feet and they're open.
A another dick in the in the middle. Right. And that is basically what I was trying to gauge during our first drinks together. Like how like am I setting myself up for a situation where you two will be made uncomfortable with another dick in the room? And I already knew that because So I was I was making I was crossing I was dotting dotting my eyes here. Guard was up.
Um right. So I sign the bisexual contract at line D, initial if you're interested in bottoming. So I'm fully I'm also gonna say hashtag Vicky2. I think hashtag So we basically within the first two drinks, I we had all established that we were absolutely going home to Noah's place to find. We were Was it two whole drinks or Yeah, it was. And I found a sour that was eight whole percent. Oh sorry. Oh so I had two of those. I had two of those and I was feeling Sixteen percent ready for sixteen.
You know. So we went back to um Noah's apartment and side comment, he lives in the same apartment building as one of my best friends. And so And so the his apartment layout was the same exact layout as one of my best friends and it was kind of trippy. But um so we went back and he um actually helps produce music. So he is um an excellent artist.
was playing some really sexy electronic music and doesn't doesn't help that he or it does help actually is the point is that he has a 10 month old Twenty five percent of our artists was like, Oh, sexy electronic. If only I'd heard the sexy version. Got it. Yeah. How intoxicating was that sixteen percent? It's no one's business but uh sexy robot music was playing in the background. It's a puppy rent around. So at this point in the night uh
them, by the way, how do you guys know each other? And they told me that they met at JU camp um when they were ten or eleven. And they and that was that and I took their word for it. Um but over the course of like our first you know, our little like over the f course of the next conversation. They had mentioned they found a way to slip into conversation that they had known each other since birth. So they they met the catalogue I call the Jewish camp Anglo from Kansas. Can't help it. They
known each other. Was there a f are you gonna get to a familial implication? No. Okay, perfect. Okay, then we're good. Then we're fine. So It's an orgy story commercial for Orgy sorry. Follow us on Instagram. We are loving interacting with you. We're in so many countries. This is great. Telefriend, five stars on iTunes. We have gotten ranked in the how-to's, which is absurd. Thank you. Telefriend season two is coming. Um we end up fucking for three hours. It was so lovely.
Well I mean when I say three hours I mean like that obviously is because they both came pretty much. This will not do and you will have to fuck me again and probably again. Hey, do not come with your weak shit at Hannah. She's not interested in it. She's gonna tell you to turn around and take your step.
Take a deep breath, come as please but be ready to like your ass back in here. Which is why it's like the idea of two guys being at your disposal is like mother of God. Okay, listen, I have this stamina for three hours. You best believe that I'm gonna bring Damn right. Especially two guys in this opportunity. You I've I don't there's been multiple metaphors I've used, but you are a cheetah in this situation.
You are the hippo, except in a beautiful f frame. Hippo is me not where I would have thought. Hippo's not in the best frame, but they're very agile. What? You're in a way better frame. I think we're gonna need to edit that one. The hippo thing? I'll keep the cheetah and the hippo thing. It's a hybrid. A hybrid cheetah hippo? Chippo. Very interesting. So get to guess that's my name.
Statistics here. Okay, well you you're you've been alluding to a twist, but tell me about the sex. Are they playing? Are they hooking up or is it just we we're gonna rebound after round one and give it to the H down? So when we were it was all give it to The theme of the whole thing was give it to the H Town and that was just incredible. I'm not wet at all right now. But when we were
So when we were at Beers, I had asked them what's your relationship to fucking each other? Like I had already asked them like because like we talked about I was And so they made it clear to me that they were not interested in fucking each other, but that but I definitely got the sense And that was really all he cared about. I don't I mean, hey, the that meant to me that
Deeply. Um, also because like to be to be transparent, that's not a normal role I play. I I take pride in myself for like I'm I'm pretty bossy sexually and I I know what I want. And I'm I'm communicative about that and this was a very if the when when I sometimes but it was mostly just them both doing whatever they wanted to me and me feeling like victim
strategic men strategically placed around her for her pleasure. It was two men placed around me for my pleasure. And I'm I'm it was very To me it's always it takes more m it takes two to four men to please one woman. If we're just being honest about the sexual relationships, I I um am a person who really loves kissing and um you could probably Now we know. And we've tried so much. Toys. Magic spells. That one time we visited that magician.
Orgy story audience. Orgy story audience is a few minutes. We did not see a magician. We did not Absolutely not something we can do. All right, here we go.
¶ Post-Brunch & Experimentation
So it was So we ended up having sex for a couple hours. I left. They had something up to do they had something to do up in Boulder that night. We ended up deciding to get brunch the next day. And that's where they had sex? Kevin, you gotta wipe that idea out of your head. Damn it, I'm so sorry. This story does not end with that twist. Cool.
But there is still a twist coming. All of a sudden I thought we were past the twist. I was like, did I miss that the twist was just they've known each other a long time? No, the twist is still coming. So we're at front. So we're um we're the night before in Boulder. I don't know where we were. No, so the night has ended. We're at brunch. The night has ended the previous night has ended where after we've had sex for three
And then um I go home, I whatever I do, it's not relevant. And then I see them the next morning. Oh, we are at brunch. Yep, we are at brunch. And then Kevin looked at me like I was wrong. Fuck brunch, Vicky. Yeah with a program. What happened that night? Oh nothing? Got it. Awesome. So the the twist comes from the next flash flash forward fast Post brunch? Oh okay. So post brunch we
I'm not it's not germane, but what did you eat for brunch that you were like I can roll this right into a sexual threesome? Were you like I'll have the vegetarian option or So Kevin this may surprise Um Jewish nature of this podcast, bagels. That's a lot of carbs though. But I get it. But no there's nothing greasy or meaty in that business. We were all still um we were all very But we I I made it clear that I wanted to fuck them again. Because here's the other point.
So we only had these two days to be able to get out whatever we Um and also like I was super into this friend who was visiting. Like I definitely wanted to see him again before he left. He's from like fucking across the country, so um, where Okay. Across some of the country. Not all of the country. It's like a two hour, yeah. I dated someone from So, we are fucking. We are fucking, and at the risk of sounding crass. I had a dildo used on me.
You wanna do this? You wanna do this? Go ahead, Anna. Sorry. She had to briefly one up. I was in nope. Do I have the floor? Yes. Yeah, your floor. Sorry. All right. The twist is coming, my friends, because we are fucking post brunch. had let me know that he wanted to um experiment with some as play. So here I am. My favorite words. Here I am experiment. And this this sparked a situation where
His friend was clearly uncomfortable with what I was doing. Well were you fingering him? No. Toying him? No. Rimingham? Yes. Awesome. This was a fun. I'm glad I had to guess it on the So this that happened and I couldn't help but notice that there were some situations where they really enjoyed watching what I did to the other and there were some where it just could
For example, they almost exclusively when one of them was fucking me, the other they one of them requested that I start blowing the other one. And it was very clear that that Like that was something that was uh ver uh you know expected and that they both loved. However, this situation could not have been more different and they both got a little not only uncomfortable.
Just a little giggly. Like it wasn't it wasn't like we were all comfortable enough with each other at this point to where it wasn't awkward. They just got giggly and I couldn't help but notice it. So we all kind of like collapse in giggles and I made Like it is very interesting to get to know you two and see what turns you on about me doing you know, me d what I do to the other it it's interesting.
And the situation kind of turned into like, oh, you guys are clearly so close, like I wanna know more about your limits with each other. You're not a subtle woman. I think the twist is coming up. Dick grabbing. She's like, tell me your secrets. Looking them in the eyes. All right, you two. Let's figure this out. She's like straddling the bed, grabbing both dick. So they both again start giggling and they look at each other and they say, Should we tell her? Oh god.
¶ The Cousin Revelation
And I'm like, obviously you need to tell me what the fuck is happening. And here's what happened. They said our mothers And you have just fucked cousins. Ha ha. Ha ha It took a familial twist. I knew it just felt like it earlier. Felt like it had been. I fucked my cousin all over it. I'm I mean, I guess I'm semi-relieved. I will tell you I'm semi-relieved. Hold on. I have my hand. I thought it was going to be...
We're twins. So glad it's not. Feels uh Yeah, it could have been brothers. I mean if anybody if any of our Orgy Story audience out there has watched the HBO series High Maintenance, this series started this year with The season premiere opening was a a um sort of documentary of Stop talking about that show cousins. Shut up I have to interrupt you. Okay, no, no. I'm not against this. I'm not against this at all. But this is a relevant story.
in the high maintenance season premiere, a woman fucks two men and they are fucking all day, all night. They get delivered week. And then at night one of the men is talking on the phone to his mom and in front of the woman and he goes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's right here and passes the phone to his brother and goes, Mom's up. And so then it pans over to the woman and she is like, Holy shit, what have I done? Cool.
Well yeah, but th I came into this situation having watched this episode and I was almost gonna bring this up during beers and be like, Are you guys fucking me over here? Are you brothers? Is your mom gonna call? And they were like, No, our moms might be called. Our moms might call. How do you feel? Any different? Or you fine? So actually here's the another twist. I m most likely
However, Orgy Story audience, it's always, always encouraged to bring up these details before sexual intercourse. It is phenomenal. It certainly links together some things. I have a look on my face. I wish you could see it. It's of sheer horror. So this this was a learning experience. It's honestly just made. I need to pour myself more wine. Um I'm still into both of them and like now we should go back and listen to this episode and like hear all of the comments.
Make me making sure that they are not interested in each other because I could not have h that could not have been made more clear to me. So they were not interested in each other. So they're not so much hyroflexible as they're just not into each other because they're Yeah. Look, you don't enjoy watching people.
interested in a way. Like there's a That's true. There's an element to this. So I think that that though could also just be familiarity and comfort. Like they had no interest in touching no interest And that is fine. But I think at a certain extent they did like watching someone that they were close with being pleasured, like and that's fine.
But yeah. I mean it uh d the genuine like there's an initial shock. It's also not that crazy. I mean, especially in twenty nineteen. I mean, at least they're not brothers. Like add a lot of mixed. Perfect. Ashley and
¶ Family Approval & Orgy Season Ethics
Th there are a lot of friends plots where people are cousins within that group. It's always weird. So do you guys want to hear the f the final less exciting twist? Yeah. But it's also worth noting. So they also then proceeded to tell me I had a pleasure. And they proceeded to tell me that not only does their family know that they engage in these activities together, it is In their family. Nope. Nope. Back on the judgment train. That's worse. How does that come up?
You know what? Nope. I'm thinking not on board anymore. I'm thinking their mothers are like, yeah, we met them when they were two fifteen year olds doing this. They were it was super easy to tell. They were right outside. We saw. I like your Brooklyn I like your Brooklyn Jew accent. It was so foreign to get it. I don't think that was just a Jew accent. Yeah. I think that's just a Brooklyn accent.
So there you have it. I had my first threesome with two men. It was incredible. They ended up being cousins. Damn it. And uh classic Hannah. Classic Hannah. And here's maybe Two threesomes, by the way. I don't know what the rules are. We're not saying that. Orgy season is a it's the purge basically for sex. Like you can do whatever. Apparently fuck cousins is included in that. And these guys knew that. They were like, hey
I know what you're thinking and save your fucking judgment. It's orgy season, bitches. Orgy season. And moral of the story, I would do it again. We're gonna seduce this Vermont girl and let her in on all of our family secrets. Do not tell me you two are cousins. I'm gonna end this with one question to you. Did you FaceTime any family members while you were there? I did not, and I how and how dare you ask?
You've been listening to Orgy's story. Now you know what we know and you can unknow it. So welcome. Wow. Kevin, wow. What a circle journey. That thing took a lot of turns all back to a place we predicted was coming. Props to Hannah Snaps, let's give Snaps, for sharing her story and giving a great glimpse into what's coming with season two, which is just more. More interviews, more experts, more of your stories.
What a format. Come tell us. I I won't use cum tell us. C U M tell us. Don't damn it. Is that already taken on Instagram? Look, just come find us the old fashioned way. Orgy story. DM your stories or orgystorycast at gmail.com. We are wild at work almost for season two. We can't wait. Origin story.
