Hello and welcome to another episode of Old Faces. I'm your host Mr. Mocha with my beautiful Co Hostess. Missus Mocha. It's been a while, guys. It's been a while. Listen, baby you, it's been so long since we've done this, I don't even remember what we do. I was kind of waiting for the music to go be the. You you know you can always turn it off, right? No, I like that song. Oh yeah, but it's a long song, so, you know, you just, oh, start I. Didn't know it was the whole song.
Yeah, yeah, here. We go and we're dead. So, Mr. Mocha, what have we been doing all this time? Oh, man, it's, you know, it's, it's your world, baby. You're the one who's been, you know, out, you know, out the game for a while. Well. I thought you were bringing me a cup. Oh shit, I'll go get you a cup. No, no, that's OK. Can you drink from the bottle? It's so bougie. There's a mouthwash cup in the bathroom I can get. Outstanding. It's paper. That's all right. I'll get it in a minute.
So yeah, it's been so long since you've been gone, you know? I feel like the last podcast that I did was with I think Scarlett. We did the podcast about Doxy Prep, I think, and some other stuff. Sorry my brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that was the last one you did. Yeah. It's definitely been a while. So you know, now that you, you know, everybody wants an update on your condition. I mean, we can go into a little detail. We'll go to a little detail.
I mean, yeah. I mean just they just want to know are you fucking or not? I was broken, then I was fixed, then I was broken again, and then we're pretty sure I'm fixed this time. OK, I, I think so. We're hoping. So far so good. Have I been fucking at so fucking lutely? I, I think it's the first time since like, I don't know, like 2 years was it been a year ago, two years ago that actually have been kind of back to myself. Being able to fuck without the
pain. Yes, and I've been super nasty, just in case anybody was wondering. Actually, I've been kind of back to myself. My bad, that's me, I messed that up. I was like, what the hell is happening? Sorry about that. Sorry about that. Listen, guys, it's been a while since we've done this, OK? Misses Mocha is, you know, is you know out of her. I'm out of practice. Yeah, no listen. No listen when you've been on vacation for a while or no hiatus. Oh yeah?
Well, yeah, it was like a forced hiatus. Note not a chosen one, yeah. So since we're we're finally back, you know, what are your plans now that you're feeling better? Misses Mocha. Well, I feel like I actually told someone tonight. I feel like I lost some St. cred so I I'm here to earn it all back. And how are you planning on earning it back? What does that mean? Well, we're going to splash Mocha in November, and I don't know if I told Mr. Mocha, but I've got some gangbangs set up
for myself. Oh wow, gangbang, she's just going in this. Well, one is like a mini gangbang, but it's with my. Generous thing apart. It's with my Jamaican favourites. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The the the island, your island, bang there. Island Cox. OK. I won't be sad about that. And I think I started, I actually started off with peer stick, like after my surgeries, I think it would. Peer Stick was my first one. Yeah, you know, you're talking
to the people out there. You need some reference, people. No one knows what you're talking about. So after one of my surgeries, I think one of my first play dates was like one of my, a guy that's kind of been around for a while, we call him Pierce Dick for clearly like he has a pierced penis. So we're going to, we're not going to use his real name, but I was actually kind of scared because he has what is it like 5 bars up the shaft of his Dick?
I think it's the shaft Mr. Mocha had to go get a cup. So but he has like 5 bars up the shaft. His Dick. I was, I was kind of scared, but once we got into it, she had no problems, meaning my pussy, she had no fucking problems. Then I think after that I finally actually met a new guy, which is totally not like the like missus mocha. The the new missus mocha. I met a new guy and I was nervous about that, but I I'm
not like a frequent fucker. I would say like I don't, I can't say that I don't fuck very many guys often, but I don't fuck them frequently. And this guy fucked pretty frequently because he was he came over and laid down the Dick so so far and then I actually fucked. We'll just call him 13 inch, call him 13 Incher. I've I was actually kind of worried about that, but he's like a gentle giant. He has a huge penis, but he's very gentle with it so far. That's it right now.
There's been some more. I'm thinking I'm trying to remember and you definitely. But I've been consistent with those penises. Mr. Mocha is for real using the mouthwash cup from the bathroom 'cause I forgot to get him a cup. She wanted to ruin my experience by giving me a paper cup, but it's not going to work. There's the. Cup right here you can use that no. OK, that's dirty. OK, so anyways, I feel like I'm almost back to myself.
I've had, I think I started off with the more challenging penises to see if I could actually do it and I think I've been pretty good. Yeah. Mr. Even like Mr. Mokos fucked me afterwards and I've been OK, but he wouldn't care if I wasn't OK. Well, you know, and there's a there's like a whole lot of sex that I need to catch up on with you. I mean, I feel like we're getting there, no? No, we are not you either. You owe me a lot of sex and like I'm definitely trying to cash in.
I got like 2 years, a two year surplus of of old sex from my wife. So yeah. I'm with it. Yeah, I'm with it. Missus Mocha has has definitely she's she's turned to a bit of a a Dick tease lately. This morning I woke up, it rolled over and you know she's playing up my Dick and then had to get up and go to work. First of all, you dry humped me to death. Yeah. So let's. I did dry hump you. OK, let's talk about this weekend.
You enjoyed it? This weekend we had to go to a wedding and that and that and we went to a cabin. So I've I kind of feel bad because I feel like I'm deprived of Mr. Mocha, but not intentionally. But he was sleep humping me. Here's the thing, I know this motherfucker loves me and I know he's ready because he sleep humped me probably like what, 10 times at least? Like I got minimal sleep because he kept sleep humping me and I was like is he awake? Does he want to fuck me or is he
just sleeping? Clearly I was just sleeping because I don't recall this sleep humping that. You were for real sleep humping me. No, I mean, I'm not saying I wasn't. I'm sure I have. Oh shit, Yeah, I'm. Gonna let my phone go off. I hope that was fine. OK, Yeah. So it was a total sleep pump, but it, I mean, I'll allow it. No, I'm not complaining. I'm I'm definitely not complaining about that.
I mean, I hope you're not complaining either because I'm definitely going to continue sleep up in you. As long as I get some naps here and there, I'm good. Yeah, so we got more. Oh, and we're doing a our first lifestyle cruise. Oh shit, that's right, in April. Or was it Bliss? Bliss Cruise. Oh, I have no idea. You just said we're doing a cruise. Yes. In April, we're doing the bus cruise. In April, I'm I'm excited. Yeah, I'm definitely excited
about that. Since we haven't done that before, we've done HITO, we've done but we'll move several other things, which is I've never done that. Yeah. So that's, I think that'll be exciting. And I mean, it's going to be a lot of people on the boat, so it's always fun to meet new people. Swimming through couples of. Yeah. You tried. I know I'm my wit's not as good as me, I don't. Know let it go, let it go this. I can't remember yesterday, so where did you just come from, Mr. Mocha?
Let's all let's tell all the listeners why you were late. Oh, I was getting my Dick ridden. I'm really feeling a little. Very well. Insecure about that? Oh, if you just saw it, you definitely felt insecure, fellow. Shit, have you'd have been there? So did you just hear Horn? I heard my computer beep upstairs. Oh OK. Yes, and it was not a horn. When you get your dog, your dogs are very bothering me. It's OK.
All right, yeah. So I had a play date which was a good little distance away, but it was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. 10 out of 10. Yeah, I'll give a 10 out of 10. I'll give a 10 out of 10. So Mr. Mocha has, I feel like he's, I feel like he's little letting he contained his beast for a little bit. I feel like he's letting a little bit of his beast back out. Yeah, I mean, when you weren't feeling good, even though you don't mind me doing stuff, it's
still, it's still tough. It was still, I, it's, it was still tough #1 because, you know, as my, my Rd. dog, it's always nice to be able to kind of for, for you to live vicariously through me. But, you know, it's no fun for me to come home and tell you what I did when you can't, when you were unable to even enjoy sex. So I was like, OK, you know, now that you're able to enjoy sex again now. Yeah, it makes it. It makes it more fun. So yeah, that's.
Does it make you make you want to choke me out a little bit? Make me want to choke you. I always want to choke you, honey. I have to say, like Mr. The other day in the kitchen when you choked me a little bit, I was like I said, something smart ass. See On Purpose. Don't make it sound like I abuse. You. It's sexual choking, guys. Thank you, Mrs. Mocha. You know, the other day I said something sarcastic and he choked me in the kitchen. It.
OK, I like it first of all, and it was not abuse. It was sexual, everyone. Dear God. I haven't had to filter myself in a minute. Well. I don't want you to filter yourself, I just want you to explain yourself so people don't think I'm just running around choking the shit out of you for nothing. I mean, I don't think anybody thinks that that knows us. Didn't we have that conversation? Are we starting off the podcast? We had a conversation about you the time you told the people
yes, yeah, yeah. No one knows if they don't know you. Correct. I like a little choking and I like it when Mr. Mocha when I get a little bratty and Mr. Mocha just kind of chokes me a little bit. Not sad about it. Sometimes I need a little discipline. It's how it keeps me in line and. Now that she's feeling better, there's a whole lot of reasons that I find to discipline her. I appreciate the discipline. Reasons, you know, just I mean, I I just find a random reason
doesn't matter. Like, you know something? I can't find my favorite shirt. Bend over. Upset. Matter of fact, she's wearing my shirt right now. There's a charge for that shirt. $5 make you hollow. So now that you're actually back, you know, into now that you're, you're ready to start, you know, having fun again, you know, what is it? Me and me. And actually, when the fellows talk about this last night, when you ask, you know, what was I
talking about? And one of the things he was saying is like, how did you, how did you handle just being out of the game? Not gracefully. If we're being honest, it was not gracefully. I was. I mean, I could say I was a little bit. I can't see bat shake crazy 'cause I don't, I'm not. Bat shit crazy. I was very. Even remotely crazy. I was very quiet, which is not like in my nature. Yeah, well, sometimes silent people are scary, but I was just very quiet. I I wanted you to have fun.
And that was, I felt like some one of us had to be in a good mood. And I was not in a good mood, I guess. And I was in my head a lot. And I wanted you to have the best time possible because I've always had, you've always let me have a good time. I felt like it was fair. And like I said, both of us can't be like sexually frustrated. So I mean, yeah, we're there a few times. I had to tell you like, yeah, I can't. I don't want to talk about it or I don't. I can't talk about it. Absolutely.
But. Yeah. Well, when he was, you know, he when he was talking to me, one thing that I said is that for me it was different for us because, you know, the 1st, I mean, for many, many years you and I just, you know, we just always had lots of sex. And, you know, he was asking how did I deal with not having as much sex because you were sick for so long. And I was just telling him that one thing that came, came out of it is the amount of conversation we had, the amount of talking we
did. And you know, just because I think, you know, excuse me, you know, having kids, you know, and all that stuff, it kind of, you know, we had the kids were out of the house and we couldn't have, you know, we couldn't have sex. And, you know, when you were in pain or unable to have sex and you're sexually frustrated, it was, you know, we kind of learned to find other things to talk about in different ways to interact.
So, you know, obviously the hard part was not having sex, but the bonus was I feel like we, I feel like we, we connected, or at least from my standpoint, I feel like that I feel like we bonded because we had something different to bondo. You know, before it was sex, if it wasn't sex, you know, obviously when you have kids, you, you bond because you're dealing with your kids. But, you know, we wound up in a situation where, you know, the kids are all older, so that
wasn't our common denominator. You know, in our free time, we couldn't go out and, you know, have sex or throw parties. So that wasn't a common denominator. So I think that at least for me, it was, it was pretty cool to to just talk, you know, talk, laugh and get to know different, a different side of you at least. And you were good at keeping me entertained to not think about that stuff. I mean, I, I do realize I have probably have like a sex addiction for sure. I like doing that a lot.
And I realized that it's definitely my stress reliever. And I can't say that was like walking around stress, but I was not myself. It wasn't, I wasn't, I can't say I was unhappy. I just wasn't as happy. I wasn't excited to like see people or talk to people. And I kind of like just kept to myself because I feel like though I felt like the way that like people knew me was sexually, you know, because I always had like good energy and
good sexual energy. And even the people that like reached out to me, I guess my phone keeps going off. Even the people that reached out to me and were, you know, like talking to me, I felt super disconnected. And it wasn't because I, I, I guess I could say I was having like FOMO like everybody else around me still in this great sexual environment and I'm being restricted. And I was restricted from like a lot of things. So it was, I don't know the best way to say it.
I don't want to like to be a pity party for me either. I just, you know, I. Mean you're being honest. It's not it's not about a pity party. Yeah. No, it was, you know, how are you? How were you coping? How the question, the question was, how did I cope? How did you cope? And how did it affect us as a
couple? And for me, I mean, I, I felt like, from, from my standpoint, it was, I felt, I felt a different level of connection, you know, and I just felt like we did a lot of talking, a lot of laughing. We watched a lot of serial killer shows. Yeah, I watched a lot. I mean, we there's a lot of things before you got sick that you're like, hey, I want, I want more time, I want this, I want to just.
And I think that that was one something that we've had the last couple years where, you know, we were able to do a lot of those things. So, you know, I from my standpoint, even though there were lots and lots and lots of nights where, you know, I wanted some pussy from my wife, but you know, I didn't. But we. I feel like we evolved from it though, like lifestyle wise and I didn't think we could evolve any further.
Explain that. I feel like we had kind of, I feel like at some point in time we are. There are times that I can't say all couples, but most lifestyle people hit a wall. Like you kind of feel like you've done everything and you get into like the same old routine and nobody where Mr. Moca and I've always been like boundary pushers, like he's pushed mine. I can't say necessarily I've pushed this as much, but we've always done like something different.
It's never been like the same. And I feel like it kind of like evolving meaning like I don't think there was ever a time Mr. Mocha just went out and played and I wasn't playing. I know that sounds like small to most people, but for us, that was something different. And I and I had to because it was different. He kind of gave me like some pushback. And I we had to have like a serious conversation that I had to tell him, like, Daddy, please
just go, go have a good time. Like I'm OK, but he didn't want to believe that I was OK for a minute until I just said like, please go have a good time. Like we even what did I tell you to get a girlfriend? Just go get a girlfriend. Like because I think my thing was not it wasn't just like not having sex. It was not being able to sexually satisfy him. That was the part like that
bothered me the most. Like I had to swallow like I have, I have to let somebody else sexually sad it satisfy him because I can't right now in the way he wants. And if he wants to have somebody else that's submissive to him, cool. If he wants to have a girlfriend, then that's cool too. Like we just, you know, like he said, we did talk. I just, I had to convince them that I was being honest about
what I was saying because I and. Anybody who's listened to our podcast from the very beginning know that that is definitely something that was even the concept or, or Speaking of that is, was completely outside of our wheelhouse. And so those are things that it took me a while to believe that she really meant, OK, do these things or, or try these things.
And that led into some really good conversations where I think we, I don't think we were ever, I don't think we've ever been like super insecure, have many insecurities. But the last, you know, two year and a half of, of just talking and interacting and asking questions and doing the what ifs and breaking out different scenarios, I think we were able to dig a lot deeper and find, you know, sore spots within our
relationship. You know, there are things where maybe three years ago or four years ago, there was a scenario or situation that, you know, I may have accidentally offended her or she may have pushed one of my buttons. And we wind up getting on those subjects. And we talked about those things and we, we dug into them.
And to me, it was leveling up in our our relationship from the standpoint of for as much as I felt like we communicated and as strong as our relationship was, I think that it's a lot stronger because for misses Mocha, she realized that whether she's sick or not sick, no matter what, I'm going to always be there for. And you know, her saying we were always so sexual with one another, you know, that was a concern of hers when she no longer had the ability to be super sexual.
And she sat back and watched for a long time and realized that I'm still going to treat her the same way whether she can physically have sex or not. So I mean, that made me feel good, that sorry that she, that she understood and accepted that. Yeah, and it and it wasn't that I like thought that Mister Mocha was like going to leave me or something like that. I just felt like our biggest connection in our relationship with sexual.
We definitely have like an emotional relationship also, but I was like is he going to disconnect from me? Because are we going to be disconnected because of the sexual part? We were disconnected, yes, but not we just reconnected in a different way, which is different for us. So, yeah, so I mean, I definitely think that that was, that has been that time away from, you know, all the partying and stuff that we couldn't do. Yeah, like we weren't even going to like meet and greets.
We didn't go to anything. I just, and I kept telling Mr. Mocha just like go do go do this, go do that. And he still was meeting couples and I don't think he even met any single chicks. I don't know. But he was still like going out meeting couples. But I mean here and there. Yeah, but I mean, we even down to you like meeting people for coffee, which was not and you did your first trip out of town with somebody which was not even in our he went to Miami. Oh, oh, Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not him forgetting his own trip, but. The old days is terrible. I. Can't say I think like content kind of led us up to that though, because you were already going out of town to fuck for that. So this was just like something different. It was more intimate, which again wasn't bad. You know, I will say through all of this, the most exciting thing for me has been when we first got into lifestyle, Mrs. Mocha was just like, you know, bring him in, bring him in, let me fuck him.
I don't want to talk to him. I just want the Dick. I think one of the things that's really, really fun to me and exciting to me is with Misses Mocha not being able to be as physical once her because the, the physical pain led to just, I mean, which it makes sense. If, if I felt like somebody stepping on my nuts all day long, I probably wouldn't be thinking about sex. So Misses Mocha being in pain down there all the time, she wasn't thinking about it.
But as she the pain started to go away and her libido start to rise, a lot of the conversations that we had when she was down where we were just kind of, you know, kicking things back and forth. It's amazing when you're having conversations about sex when you're not aroused. You know, it was literally a lot of our conversations about sex was almost like talking to one of your buddies. You know, you're excited about the conversation, but you're not
physically aroused. And so the, the, the laughter, the, the, the, what if scenarios, we had a lot of fun with it. So as she starts feeling better, her interest and desire to start experiencing a different level of chemistry with her playmates has been really fun for me. You know, her talking about things and, and the excitement, her texting and sexting on a different level. Because the one thing I'll say about my wife, she's always super, super, super concerned about offending me.
Oh my God, I don't want to say a thing or do a thing that's going to make you feel like I'm disloyal or blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, no, just have fun. And she's finally to that place where she's experiencing experiencing that next level of fun with a playmate. And that is very exciting to me to to come home and know that she's done some serious hardcore sexting. And she's all worked up.
And I know that she's going to come to the bedroom and I can see the flush on her face and I know that I'm about to get some. She's like, what do you need me to say? I don't need you to tell me nothing about what you said. I'm here for the end result. You're right about that. That's what I was saying though, too is like evolved as far as like that goes, because I for real was here's the thing. I don't want to give anyone false hope either.
I'm still very much when ma'am, thank you, ma'am, depending on the situation. But I, I the I guess the like regulars that I have here now are more regular because at the time it was easier to have just two or three like playmates that knew my situation. So I know they're not coming over like ready to pound me out because I was always like my
thing. I on a normal day, yeah, come over and pre, pre surgeries come over and fuck the shit out of me. But after, you know, surgeries, I was more comfortable with people that knew my situation. So I was, What do you call it? I can't even think of the word right now. Like monitoring that. Like what? I can't even think of the word. They were like interviewing for a job, let's put it that way.
Yeah. Yeah, it it would annoy me like she like I had to find and tell her because she would, she would basically. She's not saying it straight out. Mrs. Mocha, because of her condition, she was concerned that if she didn't know the guy well, he come over here and be be too, you know, fuck her too hard. She didn't want to get fucked too hard or too rough and then be in pain and not be able to enjoy it. So she just said she'd rather stick with the guys who she's played with before.
And finally I was like, you do realize #1 if you invite a guy with a big Dick, he's had a big Dick his whole life. You won't be the first person who can't take a pounding. And if he's a little mature, at least he's not going to get in there and paddle Dr. your pussy without you wanting him to. That and I was more, I like it was a pride thing.
It was for really a pride thing. Like I feel like I had a reputation to with to uphold and I'm I, I'm not one to be like, oh, I had I don't want anyone to ever leave like from fucking me and then say like, oh, she couldn't take any Dick or she tapped out or whatever. Like what? No, that would that would hurt my pride so bad. There you go. What about your pride?
At least I can admit it. I I don't want, I want you to get the, the 10 pussy, not the two, because I'm like doing it just because I'm doing it. And it has made it like even better, Like it's made fucking even better because I've actually gotten gotten to know some of the guys and they, you know, they come over and lay down the Dick. It's been freaking great. You know, even her energy is, is
back. We we saw a friend of ours when we went to the wedding this week and he was like, oh shit, you're back to the old, the old missus mocha. You know, you're back to the smart ass version, you know, so it's, it's been, it's been fun. You know, she, she, she was like, hey, I don't want to say too much just in case I start feeling bad again, but at this point we've been putting some mileage on that pussy. I mean I'm hoping like to go to Mocha and be successful at splitting it up.
What is successful? I'm not going to give a number yet. I didn't say a number, like what's like, what's the action? Like you're going to take a whole bunch of Dick, you know? I don't. I don't want to give it away. Maybe we'll talk about it on the podcast at Mocha. I mean, you're going to be at Mocha, so they're already going to see you out here, you know, doing it. I mean successful meaning that I mean, let's put it as a what, like last mocha? I fucked like two guys. Yeah, that's.
It will not be that type of mocha this time. Yeah, you're going to get all the Dick you want. That's the hope. That's the hope I'm going to load up on my meds and be. Be heavily medicated and horny. Yeah, I'm definitely going to be taking my Cialis. Oh my God. I am. I'm going to take it. Fuck that. I'm I am because I I'm going. To listen. Don't be trying to kill me, you better. Listen, I'm going to replace your pills with Cialis.
Fuck that. I'm testing you give you give her Cialis like I'm like I'm rated to spread with like Macer at night like hey, what the fuck, what are you doing? Well what was the one mocha we came home from the first time I took Cialis and I was came home like for like 3 days. I was trying to kill Mr. Mocha and I feel like my pussy was almost swollen shut, but I was still like let's get to let's have some more play. Dates my Dick.
My Dick was sore. It felt like I remember I said it felt like somebody slammed my Dick in the car door from all the fucking we did that weekend. And then she's like, I want more, I want more, I want more. I'm late. And you know, I always, I've always said this thing, it's not my job to get my Dick hard. So if you can make it hard, you can have it. Well, I've been with misses Mocha for years. She can always make it hard. So I'm like, OK, stop. Well, that's not the rule.
Fuck the rules. Stop Like I got my Dick is is raw so you know you take Cialis you better bring bring some extra dudes to the house. No, I mean, I'll just take it the first day instead of 'cause you're not, you're only supposed to take it every three days. So I'll just take it the first day so that way I'm good. But I, I am not going to start fucking until Friday, Thursday I'm, I'm not and I think I'm not going to fuck the whole week before that.
Are you OK with that? Push that orange button. What orange button? Oh, the laughing button. The laughter. No, I meant like with you or like with anybody else. Like I think we should. Oh, wait, you wait. Hold on, you said you're not going to give me pussy until Thursday. We should like hold off for the for a little bit. Wait, wait. I just want to be. I want to be clear, did you just say you're telling me when I'm going to get the pussy? Telling you anything?
I'm just asking, I just want to know rules. No, I was asking like, don't you think that's a good idea? I don't know what you're saying. A good idea for me not to fuck you until. We don't fuck until we get to Mocha. You mean like we don't have? Oh no. You're going to stay. All of them back in there. Hey, OK. You're right, you're right. So I'll take my Cialis then and I'll be fine. I'm hoping for some mini Yang bangs mini and we may do like O orgy in our room. Did you say anal? Anal.
We should anal what you said. Fucking anal. I might do ADP, who knows. I'm thinking about it. That's a good idea. I'm thinking about ADP. I've never done anal at mocha ever, have I? No, I've never done anal at mocha. You definitely have no. Remember the guy accidentally stuck at taking your ass? That was no, that doesn't even count. But I mean, he hey, listen, that's anal. No. Whether it went in on purpose or by mistake, he definitely got it in there. No, that was freaking.
That was paralyzing pain. So we, I think we told this story before that the guy we call him Tree Trunk Dick. Walking off. And he like, had my legs up in the air and was like pounding, pounding, pounding. It flew out of my pussy and went into my ass. And I was like, paralyzed with pain. And he felt so bad. He was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. And I was like, it's OK. I couldn't walk for like the next day. And I was over there, like, damn, he got it in.
I told him like, listen, if you can fit that in there, I should be walk in the park. She didn't buy it. Yeah, I know I could. I was paralyzed in pain. But anyways, I am thinking about some new things at this mocha 'cause I feel like I have done like the same thing and like every mocha and it's just like, oh, I fucked 20 guys or I fucked 30 guys or whatever. I feel like I need to step up my game. Like, you know, you got to
switch it up sometimes. Listen, I mean, if you want to give us a mess, I'm here to take it for you. I mean, there's a whole like process to ask like giving out anal though, so I don't want to like, listen. I I don't need to know the process, you just tell me when it's ready. I know that, I'm just saying like I'm trying to figure out from the hotel room how I'm going to clean my ass so that I can give. A hawk too and spit on that ass. I'm not talking about the
lubrication. Like, listen, I'm just trying. I'm just listen, I'm trying to do the right thing for you. I want to be porno prepped whenever I do it. So clearly if you plan on doing it not porno prepped, I don't want to be the guy. I'm not volunteering for that. Might be a shitty situation. You know how I. AM Mr. Mocha is not good with some stuff Yeah, but anyway, so I feel like I'm going to switch it up this time though, I'm just I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to do.
I definitely want to try like a DVP depending 'cause I don't, I don't think I've ever done that. I'm a girl at DVP. But I also have to find guys that will actually do it 'cause I know there aren't a lot of guys that are like, oh, I'll do ADVP with you, 'cause you know, I guess your Dicks will touch. But. Let me, let me, let me tell you something. I also want to. If a guy is concerned so far if you this one thing I've never understood. OK, if you do ADP, why won't you
do ADVP? That super, super, super super thin membrane between her ass and her pussy? Yeah, like you like. Oh hey, I'll do ADP, but I'm not doing a DVP. What? Well, 'cause you're dead, that's. Literally like saying like if you're wearing a condom that's the exact same amount of membrane between the other like you but you know, whatever makes you sleep better at night. Yeah, well, and also too, I kind of got my new, my new like I got my new like fetish kind of happening lately.
Well, not new. Well, you know what it is. I've. Practiced with you for years. I know nothing, tell the people. Oh, well, you know, like, I kind of like the daddy baby girl like thing. Yeah. And I'm not, I don't really like, I'm really. I think clearly some people probably know because I call you daddy all the time. But I think some people don't know because they don't know why I call you that. But I don't know.
But I've always been afraid to, like, do that with anyone else because I was always worried about offending Mr. Mocha, right? Yeah, and I can you explain to people how easy, how hard it is to offend? I just, I felt like that was something like you and I did and I was always worried about I don't like, I honestly don't want to call everybody daddy. Like you got to be special. You know, you can be my stepdaddy. Maybe, maybe be my, maybe I can have a bunch of stepdaddies.
Not going to have any other daddies. But yeah, I've actually kind of explored some other things more recently. Like I said, I won't say that one, but we would explore some other things. I won't say well what you've been out on these streets doing. You know exactly what I've been doing. I. Don't know what you're talking about. I have no idea what you're talking about. The cheating fantasy I don't. Know what you're talking about? We've. Made Wait a minute, you're cheating.
This is bullshit. It's not really cheating, you know? It's not cheating. You know, we've been doing, we've been on some fuckery, let's put it that way. Like we've explored. Like I said, we thought we were. Fantasy. Huh. You have a daddy fantasy and all of a sudden, oh. Jump on. She said Daddy Fantasy and then I looked down and BBC Daddy 45 requested to speak. Well, I think I just put you on BBC 45. I mean, I'm not going to call you Daddy too many times. Skip that.
Welcome to the show, man. My first name is Kenneth. Nice to meet you, Kenneth. OK. Wonderful. I've never met you guys one-on-one, but I know someone who knows you guys well. Hi. Oh, you say I'm ninja. I couldn't hear you say it again. Lupe. Oh, Lupe. Lupe and Misha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they said you guys were the bomb, so I just have to just say hi. Just say hi, that's all. Well, we. Appreciate it man and thank you for jumping and listen to the show. We thought you jumped on because
of the the daddy thing. So have you been to the Mocha yet? Have you been to Mocha yet? I've not been to one. I've started to go to one. I'm way up in South Dakota right now, so I used to. I normally live in Florida traveling around a lot, but I plan to show up to one of your children that drive me. Well, you know what's, what's your, what's your name there? I'm sure Misses Mocha would be happy to say hi to you in
person. I have a problem lately no. Problem. I would love to say hi to Miss Mocha in person. Maybe we could set it up. Mr. Mocha is always trying to pimp me out. Hey, listen, you want now that you're feeling better, you're the one that won all the deck. I just want to be the one to help you achieve your goals. Listen, I'm, you know, I'm good with, I'm good with most things. So and I'm expanding my horizons. And we should say hello to Scarlett. Scarlett.
Fine. Hey Scarlett, you can just wave if you can't get on. Oh, she Scarlett didn't jump in and say hi to us. No. Oh look, we got the minxes on. Craig's on. Us, you know, I, I just us the minxes, you know, I figure they'll jump on and say hi to us at some point if they're available. Craig is, you know, he he always working so he probably at work with the earpiece and listening to us talk shit and you know, Scarlett jumps in and says hi. You know, we always appreciate that she's.
Lifestyle. Say it again. Can you tell more about how you guys started the lifestyle? How we got into the lifestyle? Well, me, I was in the lifestyle before I met Mrs. Mocha. So when I met Mrs. Mocha, I right away told her he was. The whore. Yeah, I mean, I told her I I wanted to be honest. I always felt like if I, I know I could, I know I couldn't get married again unless I had a partner.
And like, I told so many women that I was in the lifestyle and everybody was like, oh, I couldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. I couldn't do that. Mister Moak was like, wait, So what you're saying is I can fuck other people and you won't get mad and you'll still love me? Yes. And she didn't believe me at
first. Like she didn't believe me the first time she did it. You know, she was nervous and, you know, once she realized I was serious, you know, she was, I mean, she was, you know, gung ho so. I mean, we had our moments, but they were they were few and far between. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, I mean, I've we'd, I don't think we really ever even soft swapped. We went straight to just full swapping. Yeah, yeah. We went straight into everything.
Yeah, I mean, we pretty and and I think I always we've, we've had our moments, like every single couple has had their moments. But I walked her through step by step. Communication was key because I've been a lifestyle for so long before we got in it together. Like I had been there and listened to wives complain, listened to husbands complained. So I didn't want that any of that. I didn't want to come into a selfish. I didn't want to come into it and consider it.
So I from from day one, it's like, Hey, I want to get into this lifestyle and I'm going to set the example. You know, I set her up with a buddy in my aside beside his besides his voice, like the dude was the dude was, you know, super attractive, ex military brother, great shape, super cool. You know, she didn't like his voice, but she definitely liked him. So you know her the IT. Was cool. He just had Mike Tyson voice. Yeah, but it was like.
Wow, I felt like I needed to set the example by bringing, by showing her that I'm going to bring you someone who is fit, attractive, which you want. No, but we had a threesome with your ex-girlfriend 1st and I cried. Yeah. Well, that was the first time that was, that's why I said trial. And error. So yeah, that was the first thing. Yeah. Hey, listen, She says she can handle it. And you know my motto in life, and I say this to people, and I want everybody to understand this.
God, if you tell me you can fly, I want to kick you off a fucking building, she says. You can handle it, so we tested it out. But I even had to tell, like, women, when we first got in the lifestyle, I was like, he's super literal. Like if you tell him that's what you want, that's what he's going to give you. I mean, if you tell him to stop, he will also. But like, if you say you want this, like he's going to try to
do that. Yeah. So. So for in the beginning, you know, there were moments and, and even to this day, this is one of the things that I love about my wife. The my wife will do her very best to please me. Even if she has to make herself uncomfortable, she will do her best to please me. That's one of the things that's very different from any other relationship I've been in. And it's very different from most people who I know who are
in relationships. In the beginning of people with relationships, they go out of their way to keep from displeasing one another. My wife's desire to please me has never changed. My wife still gets nervous if she thinks she's displeased me. And I promise you, outside of sex, I don't beat her during sex. What I do, you know, outside of sex, you know, and, and I, I've said this to people before, the only person on this planet that I'm afraid to upset and displeases my wife.
My I would rather get punched in the face by a third degree black belt than to see my wife cry because of something that I did. So that's kind of, you know, she's good at, she's good at strategic tears. She don't, she don't use them often, but when she when she uses them, I'm like, OK, fuck it. What I mean, OK, and and when I come home, if she's ever upset, if I come in the house and now I mean the kids aren't here, I can't ask the question.
But when the kids were here, if I came in the house and she had a look on her face, what's the question I ask you if you were upset? Like which one of the kids did it? That and is it my fault? Is it? Did I do something to offend? Did I do something to offend you? She say no. OK, well, fuck it. I can. So, so that, that really that that has translated very well for us within the lifestyle because she's never stopped wanting to please me.
I've never stopped wanting to please her as the head of my household and as the dominant one in my household. I feel like it's my job to set the example and leave from the front so. He's not the head of the household, by the way. He's so spanked online. Let's make that clear to all the listeners. Get those she spanked. But like I've always felt like it was, it was absolutely necessary for me to leave from
the front and set the example. So our, our relationship is, I think, at the very worst point in our relationship. Like we've never, we've never had like catastrophic moment where we were like, Oh my God, I'm going to leave. Even though for the first couple years, I mean, for the first few, I mean probably first five or six years microphone. Oh, I'm too close. We'll just turn it down for the first few years in our relationship.
Like if I got upset, no matter what it was, she'd be like, are you going to leave me? I'm like, why do you keep asking me that? Like, why would I leave you for burning toast? OK, like. PTSD bro PTSDI come. Home from a three day trip with a house full of kids and she brings me to the garage and sucks my Dick. You can set the whole fucking house on fire. Like I'm not leaving this like the priorities. Like no I I am never leaving SO.
I think I was just, I was really apologetic in the beginning, but you know what that was from? Yeah. Yeah. I I try to be better about that now. Yeah, the the last guy, but like, jeez, I was like, like everything was Oh my God, you're upset you're going to leave. Like, why?
I've never, I've never in all of these years, ever, ever, ever threaten to leave, pretend to leave, act like I was going to leave, given any indication that I wanted to leave and it had to be a good five or six years of you're upset, are you going to leave me? Like you're freaking me out. Why do you keep asking me that? I just have to make sure I secure the bag. Bag secure. I got it so easily they should just like go pour me swimming air and when we're all done on a sea.