This week, we're off to Comoros. It's a VERY short stay... - Turns out we mis-dinked... - Such Comoros. Very confluence. - Where are all the Euro-Afro-Ottoman games? - Do sheep have hooves? - Which is worse, sheep or zombies? - The alphabet has gone literally crazy...
This week, we're whisked off to Oz! Can we get Dorothy and friends through the magical land, whilst avoiding the Wicked Witch? Highlights include: - I foolishly put the box away... - For those of you who don't know, a video is an old fashioned way of watching a movie... - Wait, it's a book?? - We can all agree, Return To Oz was horrible... - I commit a notebook crime... - It has 'local' replayability... - We went past Meriel's bedtime......
This week, we're competing to catch the best fish in an ocean full of... not fish. Highlights include: - The deeper you go, the worse things get... - A pram??? - Why would anybody want regret cards? - Mark forgets how to FRAG...
This week, you can hear all about mine and Matt's adventures at the UKGE! Highlights include: - Slowpokes and Lollygaggers need not apply... - The first rule of Bring and Buy is don't talk about Bring and Buy... - So. Many. Dice! - I was actually very sensible, thank you very much... - We missed an entire Medieval village!
This week, we vaguely talk about Chad... ish. Highlights include: - Do you mean Chad the person, or Chad the country? - No offence, but Chad sounds well boring... - How did a country so small have such a massive civil war? - Why isn't there a Tremors board game?
This week, the Sanderson sisters are trying to bewitch the children of Salem, and we're the only ones who can stop them! Basically, they're screwed! Highlights include: - We don't acknowledge the sequel... - Mark is shocked by the idea of the cinema... - How could anybody get it wrong? - Harry doesn't know the difference between orange and yellow... - Jack is a notorious cauldron wrecker... - Honestly, you make one mistake and nobody let's you forget it... - It's NOT a cauldron! - Harry likes it...
This week, I've been shrunk, and must fight for my life to restore myself back to normal size - I hate it when that happens! Highlights include: - Add an extra 20 minutes for bumbling... - I have yet to visit any of the havens... - Is Cragheart my name or my species? - Crater fail!
This week, we're off to The Central African Republic, what do you think? Highlights include: - We begin with a google... - Prepare to take a token from the Hole of Cthulhu... - Nobody got Bijd at the weekend... - It's all about the Mancala... - Anyone for a game of Housewives and Kitchens? - Guys, have you heard of... boxes? - I confuse Mark with pedantry...
This week, we're rival telescopes trying to be the first to find the elusive ninth planet (gutted, Pluto). Highlights include: - We're searching for massive Assteroids... - Asteroids hate to be lonely... - Target shit, get banged... - Research the D! - Ooh, that's a nice Mitch... - Space Cluedo! - There's a lot of suspicious gas clouds in this part of space... - Comets can't be everywhere! - Meteorites aren't even a thing......
This week, we're off to Cambodia! Highlights include: - How do you all store your Legendary? - If the whole of Arkham Horror happened to one person, that would suck... - Man chess is very different to lady chess, apparently... - Temples + Jungles + Rice + Monkeys = Cambodia! - Save the doucs/Kill the doucs - it's up to you! - The Lost Expedition has dinosaurs??? - £14 for delivery from Ireland?? You can literally see it! - Watch out for douche-monkeys......
This week, we're off to Cabo Verde to sample their board game delights... oh, who are we kidding? Highlights include: - A super smooth opening to this one... - Silent games? They're nothing to shout about... - Once again, Mark mentions the famous game of Sub Zero... - I'm basically Cabo Verdean... - How many different ways can Mark say 'Mysthea?'
This week, Burundi gets the Countrybait treatment... ish. Highlights include: - Mark forgets the episodes are numbered... - Any game can be silent if you hate it enough... - My war is more important than your war... - Less than 5 minutes in and Burundi gets ditched... - Risk goes to Mars!
It's a fantasy themed heist as we have to rob stuff and then escape from... a shopping mall? Highlights include: - It's not for girls... - Is 7 the golden number? No! - How do you work out a strategy when you can't discuss it? - What kind of shopping centre is this?? - But... why a shopping centre??? - Everyone's entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong... - Allow me to classify... - Moo tries to take credit for inventing Spaceteam......
This week, we're apprentice Deaths trying to prove ourselves by killing a load of victims! Highlights include: - The Twilight movies would definitely make you want to die... - Turns out there's loads of pop culture references that I don't know... - If in doubt, what would a bastard do? - Fucking zombies... - The shuffling was particularly bad this week...
This week, we're trying to guess quotes from the Harry Potter movies! Highlights include: - Second time lucky? - Watch out for silly accents! - I keep getting my Rons and my Hermiones mixed up... - McGonagall? Slag! - Stick to the script, yeah? - The most fun thing wasn't actually part of the game... - YES!
A miracle has occurred on Aquaria! But how did it happen? And is the mysterious white light connected to the long lost Eternians?
This week, we have to stop the notorious Bandido from escaping by blocking off all his tunnels! Highlights include: - Oops, I accidentally made three new routes! - Expandido! - Every time, the tactics question catches Mark by surprise... - Why did BGA let Mark ruin the game? - Do we have a new etiquette rule? - What did the cat destroy?
This week we've gone full Autumn as we try to score the most acorns doing Autumnal things! Highlights include: - Accents are at an all time low this week... - To bonus or not to bonus? - Prepare for cuteness overload!
This week we're off to see what's crackalackin' in Burkina Faso! Highlights include: - Same game, different name! - Everyone knows, you can't slide a peg... - Let's play a round of 'Don't Get Pregnant!' - A bit sexual, but not in a cool way... - We don't need THAT in board games!
This week, we're doomed camp counsellors at Crystal Lake - can we find enough supplies to fend off the dreaded Jason Voorhees? Highlights include: - Horror or Terror? - My country list is a total mess... - I do, We do, You do... - Who won, I can't remember? - Why are there so many frying pans? - There wasn't actually much horror... - All Jason wanted was a frying pan... - Everyone looks well old...
The Lost Expedition gets a bit supernatural with zombies and were-beasts! Highlights include: - Fountain Of Youth > Lost City Of El Dorado, surely? - A few zombies never hurt anyone... - Stuck? Just wound the dog! - Is it good to be a Were-beast? - In the apocalypse, nobody cares about gourmet food...
This week we're trading rude sounding cards to avoid being the Dik Dik! Highlights include: - It's Chase the Ace, but with Diks... - Cousins is legal, right? - You could actually play this quite strategically... - Dik Dik takes the bins out!
Bulgaria was so much fun that we stayed an extra week to play Battalia! Highlights include: - We didn't do Brunei dirty... - Stock up on Battle People! - Pegasi? Pegasuses? - It's all Tabletopia's fault...
This week we're off (metaphorically) to Bulgaria! Highlights include: - 31% of Belgians love board games! - Spam alert! - Bet you didn't know that Bridge could solve climate change? - Remember all the real world applications of Gnome Day? - Coming soon - Brian Reynolds: Bridge Infiltrator... - Give me your lettuce! - Does anybody know how to play Magic?
This week, I'm a Greek vampire. Here's my life! Highlights include: - Lonely? I'm not lonely! - Sorry best friend, I choose to forget you... - Never trust Apollo... - I'm like a history buff now, so... - Social mores? Internecine? - Everyone I know is going to die... - Do you want a climax event? - People's lives don't follow the story mountain...
It's time for the Exit Advent Calendar again! This time we're a humble pizza delivery guy caught up in the scandal of the missing Hollywood star - can we find her and work out what the hell is going on?
Just another day in Crime City... As the name would suggest, many a crime has happened, and it's up to us to solve them! Highlights include: - Our first episode from a sofa... - You have to play this game if you want to become a detective... - Watch out for pigeons. And eroticism. - Is it a game though? - One mango mojito and I can't even speak... - Expert mode: play it with the lights off... - There weren't enough sweets... - What are the rules of this world? - We exist in multiple lounges......
This time we're off to Brunei to check out their games. Or not. Highlights include: - It's a whole lot of Christmas and a little bit of Brunei... - Brunei is not where I thought it was... - Jingle All The Way has a sequel - who knew?? - Santa is basically Christmas Postman Pat... - Mark forgets the term for 'play a card.' - More nightmare, less Christmas... - Brunei: Needs a website... - I keep messing up the ending...
This week, we're off to Botswana. Have they got any game? Highlights include: - You can now check us out on Bluesky! - I over Christmas... - Throwing pebbles? Fuck that! - First one to shout 'Malala' wins! - Mark fails to find the actual game called actual Botswana. Actually... - You can find Botswana in America and Japan... but not Botswana...
The crew are reunited just in time to celebrate Gnome Day, but amid the festivities, they discover a new lead in the quest to save Aquaria's polluted waters...
