It's the final episode of Season 1. Alex is finally leaving Wolverhampton to head back to Bangkok. We have some plans for the next season of the podcast and will return after a couple of weeks. As for this week you can expect more of the usual rubbish: Woman loses glass up herself How to survive a plane crash Farmer sets fake egg trap What Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was really about Why you need to stay up to date with the woke brigade See you in Bangkok!...
Mar 23, 2022•49 min•Season 1Ep. 46
We go in on these Instagram / TikTok soundbite quotes, especially the Peaky Blinders one. Discuss why humans aren't the worst animals on earth (hint Dolphins are). Quick chat about why it's probably worth just breaking the law. Little bit of poo news and slagging of Americans as usual. Then finish off with people who slag off doctors. Great episode all in all. Next week will be the last episode of Season 1 so enjoy it whilst it lasts!...
Mar 18, 2022•54 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Don’t try to hide your wig. They’ll always find out in the end. Snoop Dogg finally embraces his true calling and the Piano Knob is on the loose. Learn a new scam (can’t fail) and even get some dating advice, plus learn how to approach people on the street. Evidently this week is jam packed with useful information so don’t say we aren’t both informative and funny.
Mar 14, 2022•50 min•Season 1Ep. 44
Roundup of Kepa's amazing penalty shootout A 10x Far East Scam The state of breakfast roll prices in Britain is ridiculous Alex solves the energy crisis Could write more but just listen. Alex
Mar 09, 2022•50 min•Season 1Ep. 43
Todd's had covid so we have two weeks of news rolled into one podast this week. Class as usual.
Mar 04, 2022•55 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Advice for all of the moms out there: If your son gets dog poo on his face. DON'T take a photo and get the story on BBC news. Poor Jakey. Anyway in other news: Security guard finishes lazy artist's $1,000,000 painting British rugby players slag off the Superbowl Sir Captain Tom Moore's granddaughters taking £250,000 for management costs A lot of people seem to be defending Mason Greenwood, Kurt Zouma, and Ian Watkins. We read their comments....
Feb 24, 2022•52 min•Season 1Ep. 41
A bit more from Rogan-gate followed by Zouma-gate. Todd gives some advice for anyone trying to get into politics. We discuss the real reason for the fallout between God and Satan. Todd does his best Bee Gees impression. Alex gives us some great ideas for businesses including a metaverse sex-machine. Then we finish off with some inspirational quotes and
Feb 15, 2022•49 min
Turns out Joe Rogan is beating us on ratings so Alex stops censoring the podcast in a bid to hope that some aging rockstar will threaten to take their music off Spotify if Orange Chips is allowed to stay on the platform. Controversial topics discussed: Religion Pedos Abusive relationships Race issues Weight issues The C word
Feb 02, 2022•50 min•Season 1Ep. 39
Why you shouldn't go down Crime Alley Why you shouldn't run over knife wielders How to fall asleep within 3 minutes The woman in that meatloaf song was from Sheffield How to kill a bear using only a tree Why smack addicts are good at hitting sales targets Why dogs are the best grasses
Jan 27, 2022•51 min•Season 1Ep. 38
We get a bit philosophical this week. Who knew salmon and plastic could set the mind racing? Not gonna lie, salmon talk takes up a fair segment of this podcast but believe me it’s worth it. In other news, you can’t give us a poor rating or we’ll sue you for defamation.
Jan 20, 2022•51 min•Season 1Ep. 36
A lot of emails and news this week but they're the best bits innit? Is it wrong to listen to R Kelly? Is it okay to put cows in the matrix? Is it rude to call people without asking? Is Todd a bitcoin whale? What is the definition of madness? Is parkour a good hobby for the elderly? We're just asking questions.
Jan 12, 2022•51 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Christmas and new year are now over and we are left with the monotony of January, statistically the most depressing month of the year. But fear not, you have the Orange Chips Podcast to remind you of these facts. We discuss why Thai wrapping paper is rubbish, what celebrities really think of Jeff Bezos and why Japan is giving away Gorilla Poo oranges for free. Alex comes up with a nice little story about a naughty boy with a huge magic hammer and Todd tells us about the time he boiled an egg for...
Jan 05, 2022•49 min
Alex regrets letting a little old lady into the pharmacy before him. We discuss the ice-cream man turf war in Wolverhampton in the 80s after learning about the latest ice-cream man funeral. Serious topic: how do you protect little kiddies from online trolls who claim that Santa isn't real? We discuss. We also warn you of the dangers of going to see a blabbermouth dominatrix. Some classic Far East news, talk of robot world domination, and rappers who go soft in their old age. All in all a crackin...
Dec 26, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Hope you enjoy this moderately Christmas-themed podcast containing the usual nonsense you have come to expect from this podcast. Description done.
Dec 20, 2021•54 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Why does Crazy Frog have a nob but long Kong doesn’t? Why are countdown prizes so s#!t? Why don’t teachers use those whistle things that only the kids can hear? As you can see we get pretty deep this time so only tune in you are prepared to engage your brain. This is more Donny Darko than Rocky…. And what’s wrong with marrying animalsThey’ve got souls too!
Dec 09, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Doofer, Flicker, Mote, and Thingymajig were all popular answers. We find out how many sugars Todd has in his Lucozade, that Alex can outsmart a Raven, and whose Mom is the best. Disclaimer: Yet another section has been cut out after Todd decided to go off on a controversial tangent but don't let that ruin things for you, Press play and enjoy.
Dec 04, 2021•46 min•Season 1Ep. 31
If you like cowboys and complaining then you will definitely love this episode. If you're not a fan of cowboys and complaining then you will probably like it anyway, so still listen. Alex opens and closes Pandora's box when Todd loses his head whilst discussing "woke" culture and we learn some valuable lessons from the innocence of youth. We discuss how bloody ungrateful animals are but also how to use them to make money. Swings and roundabouts and all that.
Nov 24, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Alex feels as rough as a badger's arse and todd feels permanently tired so stay tuned for an action-packed, jam-packed amazing show for you this week. Most of the podcast is taken up by us moaning about how much we hate British trains. Yeah.
Nov 24, 2021•47 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Guy Fawkes grassing up Nobby Butler Japanese hospitals with dirty water Robots watching adult videos in the Metaverse Should pantomimes be canceled? Have a listen.
Nov 15, 2021•51 min•Season 1Ep. 28
But of a mish-mash from the past couple of weeks. (Todd's microphone didn't record the last two episodes properly... again). Heads up - we don’t like Marvel or DC 😱 (shut up they’re rubbish). More importantly, are bars of soap a thing of the past? And does Newcastle United's new part own Amanda Staveley look like a supervillain? Oh and don’t listen if you’re a fan of puppet shows. We think they’re rubbish too.
Nov 05, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Today we learn that sometimes we need jobsworths and that Americans don’t get ABSOLUTELY everything wrong. Our new "African News" section is good this week so listen out for that. We also have a tip for being healthy with bacon sandwiches. The Burglary in Bangkok story is getting mental and we stumble across yet another scam. Don’t get too excited though, there is a lot of rubbish in there too (there’s not really. That’s just a sales technique so you’re pleasantly surprised when you listen). So ...
Oct 15, 2021•51 min•Season 1Ep. 26
"War is bad but if someone starts one you can’t just let ‘em have ya.” - Winston Churchill. This episode is probably better than Shakespeare if you ask Alex. If that doesn't get you up for it then our impromptu poetry definitely will. Good news: No dogs this week. Bad news: Alex's Google home thingy-ma-jig interrupts, what is otherwise, a seamless podcast. Be sure to listen out for that and don’t say we don’t spoil ya. Oh, and we talk about a scam even we'd be proud of. All in all a good solid e...
Oct 06, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Now we’re usually random but here we’ve taken random nonsense to a whole new level…enjoy. You’ll discover that we do have a sensitive side, especially for cutlery and underwear. And if that isn’t enough to whet your appetite then I don’t know what is. Oh yeah I do, the next installment of a burglary in Bangkok. Be there or be square
Oct 01, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 24
You can now watch us on actual video. Mad. Head over to our YouTube channel if you're into that sort of thing. Or if you want to keep it Old School then just stay tuned on here. Plenty of weird news, as usual, an alternative story of how the universe was created, a new comedy game, and the general rubbish that you have come to expect from this show. Listen!
Sep 23, 2021•50 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Whales are the topic of the day. They’re really big right now. After our false start (professional as always) find out what we’d do if we witnessed a real burglary In our new dungeons and dragons style story. And a little more where that came from.
Sep 14, 2021•43 min•Season 1Ep. 22
If there's one thing our listeners can't complain about, it's getting enough news. We've got western news, far east news, shit news, spider news; you name it, we've got it. OCP is also the only podcast (that we know of) that has a dedicated section for scamming people. So tune in just for that. Some off-the-cuff marketing ideas from Todd, and Alex discusses his thoughts on how versatile the word "badger" is. You down with OCP? (Yeah you know me)
Sep 08, 2021•46 min•Season 1Ep. 21
We are officially no longer teenagers! Shout out to our teachers who said we would never achieve anything; what do you call this? A quick recap for those at the back: Don't bring your BMW to Birmingham Rugby fans aren't all they seem to be China's lost its head (again) We talk about the world's hypocrisy with gingers Discuss the naked baby in the swimming pool issue And plenty more where that came from next week....
Sep 02, 2021•41 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Above-average episode. Not that that is saying much but thought I would mention it. Topics of conversation include: Terrorist fashion (as can be seen from the title) Tom Cruise gobbling curries Eel facts (actually a good one this week) More rubbish news but that's not really our fault Just listen to it anyway, I'm not going to sit here and beg you to, you know. If you want to listen then please do. Enjoy it. If you have no interest in it then stop wasting my time. Just leave it and go and listen...
Aug 24, 2021•46 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Tomorrow is Todd's birthday and he is buzzing. (Also partly as I told him to start acting more enthusiastic on the podcast) I talk about my trip to London, which was rubbish, and we somehow end up back onto the usual coarse topics... A cheeky little scam to get free peas from ASDA as well as a money-making scheme for old coins. And of course the next chapter of the story featuring Tyson Fury and Eddie Hearn
Aug 19, 2021•47 min•Season 1Ep. 18
A few things we realised this week: An ant would be a rubbish pokemon Transphobia is a fear of transport India is the worst nation per person at sport If that wasn't enough to whet your appetite, Ronald McDonald makes a guest appearance (mad). We guarantee no other podcast has all of THAT this week... And more. And more. Just listen. Please. Please listen. Although if you haven't listened to any of our other episodes then listen to those first to catch up and also bump up our download statistics...
Aug 12, 2021•39 min•Season 1Ep. 17
