Bro Down and Out

Samhita's out of town, so Katie Halper steps in to make fun of Newt Gingrich in her place. Gingrich pledges on to cheat on his wife in exchange for voter support. Andrew Breitbart suddenly claims to have developed a single moral belief, which is bizarrely that you shouldn't out gay men who support homophobic propaganda. Abortion doesn't make you crazy, though anti-choicers might. Brits can't tell the difference between rapists and men's magazine writers, but then again, neither can Amanda.