It's back up their history hole for Paul and Paul as they enter the Roaring 40s to review what is commonly perceived to be the weakest Marx Brothers film. Is it the Jack and Jill of its generation? Or is it obviously not that? Find out only by listening to the episode we've recorded about that. Featuring: Goodman's powerful brothers, the tragic story of Todd Theoscars, Chica Marx, the best song about child abuse you'll hear today, a throb of a time, and the flat circular nature of time. https://...
Jun 23, 2020•58 min•Ep. 247
*** Goodman's mic is knackered in this one. Sorry about that. This'll be sorted by next episode!*** Not content to ruin our lives with the adorable nostalgic Casper (the friendly ghost), Ellen returns to fill said ruins with Disney Dreamz (TM). This week it's the one good thing about The Black Cauldron! Featuring: the slipperiest soap, executive pig assistant, the hidden hero, the obvious Gollum and a Cockney bookie hero. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbea...
Jun 16, 2020•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 246
Episode 173. Mean Guns Ever thought: “sure, it’s hilarious when the Pauls are miserable, but I love their rank depression and hope they never take a holiday”? Well you can sod off now, scum, because Matthew Whittaker of the extremely chocolatey Cinema Bushido has recommended we find all the good things in Albert Pyun’s Mean Guns for us to rub over our aching hearts like a salve made of salve concentrate. Featuring: not needing advice on guns or anything else, poetic Dr. T, a big smiley face, The...
Jun 09, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 245
Calling all Jellicle whatevers! Daniel from Cinematic Adventure hates us so much that he wanted to make us watch Cats and talk about it for a bit. This is that. You see? I can do it without a pun. Movie critics are hacks. ... I'm not even going to do one as a gag here. Not anywhere. Featuring: Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats, J...
Jun 02, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 244
In Salt's quest to discover the true bottom ten of OGT history, but also to keep things interesting, The Pauls are spicing up their rewatch frenzy by recording a commentary for the British sex comedy Run For Your Wife. Now YOU, cursed listener, can watch along with us as we: forget what's happening, perform role play after role play about minor characters and ask each other about early noughties experiences for later alt-tabbing. Hooray! Featuring: The Last of the Summer Wine and Judi Dench. htt...
May 26, 2020•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 243
Too bad, OGTeam, you got SNAKE EYES! (beaten up Nic Cage voice) Or at the very least you've got a case of the Kevin Dunnes because you're about to be embroiled in the slipperiest conspiraciest secret operation out there: one Paul likes a Nic Cage film, he's decided to defend it, and we barely discuss Nic Cage at all! At least compared to normal. Probably because it's Brian De Palma's Snake Eyes. So grab your ticket (I put it in your pool of goodwill while you were sleeping), pull up a fight-nigh...
May 19, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 242
Way-ay pets and bairns, time to dust off our not-at-all practiced Geordie accents as we look for the good things in Paul Salt's least favourite film of all time, Zombie Women of Satan! Featuring: Butts, Boobs and Proust. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content for as little as $1 a month. My soundtracks for Role To Ca...
May 12, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 241
Merry Christmas, book fans! The Pauls went to their local Blockbuster with a hollowed-out copy of Donna Tartt's The Goldfinch under each arm, the plan being to smuggle out every single copy of Double Impact to watch it on Salt's many screens – unfortunately for them the Blockbuster store manager Keith spotted them coming a mile off and ran over to those succulent boys, madly waving his hands above his head and sweating like a mad horse. "Thank God you're here," said Keith. "Let's get this sorted...
May 05, 2020•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 240
IT HASN'T BEEN RECOVERED YET?! WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME! and other non-applicable quotes: it's time to make the great man a twoman and delve into Passion Project #2, Gotti. The Fanatic is on the horizon. And we're not talking about John Travolta. Featuring: 'Goaty', medicine for wiseguys, the joke that finally destroys us, photo etiquette and the weighty responsibility of becoming the new John Travolta. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtp...
Apr 28, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 239
Not enough 2020 movies to keep you occupied during the lockdown? No worries! We've got a big bunch of 2019 movies you might have missed! Come check them out Featuring: Adam Sandler (I know!), several kinds of hell, Nazis, tips on decorating your cave, masculinity, some shade and a good ol' fashioned family fuck off. ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https:/...
Apr 21, 2020•2 hr 14 min•Ep. 238
No, it's not the one with Chuck Norris. Instead the Pauls are back down the history hole for one last piece of dubious 50s propaganda before moving on to pastures 40s. In its swan song the 50s offers us hysteria, a lot of taxes and protection, whether the state is right or wrong. So join us for the last time society ever got hysterical about anything ever. Featuring: A lotta fine fellas, a dame, several angles, a nifty picture and a couple'a commie ne'er-do-wells. Why I oughta... ogtpod@gmail.co...
Apr 14, 2020•45 min•Ep. 237
In this podcast that came before all other podcasts - especially that one, you know who I mean - the Pauls take a journey to a time and place that no one has ever done before. Not Aladdin, not Robin Williams, no one. Except for Miramax - they went there and didn't like it so much that they wrapped a big Wolt Dorsney skinsuit around it until it could but expire. But enough about my mother-in-law!* @Mallen1811 challenged us to find the good things in The Thief and the Cobbler. And we did. So that'...
Apr 07, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 236
Determined to prove the worth of turn-of-the-century video game adaptations, Elliot Jay O'Neill and BT Calloway from The Simpsons Index and Throne of Games return to the OGPit to goad the Pauls into interacting with the world around them. This time they expect us to fight our way through a ravenous horde of lasers and defeat Paul W Thomas Anderson's Resident Evil 1. Featuring: Marilyn Manson and the rest of the 00s, lasers, every Paul Anderson who ever was, a couple of zombies, amazing cheek bon...
Apr 01, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 235
A shared universe movie! We must flee! Our homes will come crashing down around us as Kyle Chandler grumbles his way through an epic tale of rampaging editors. Will the Pauls live to quip another day? Not if Serj Tankian has anything to say about it. Featuring: Serj Tankian, Kyle Grumbles, Bradley Whichford?, Ken WataNOTbe, Sally hawkins just about, Ice Cube jr., Godzilla as himself, eleven of nine and Charles Dance's Scarf. ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K h...
Mar 25, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 234
Sweet OGTeam. This is a trying time, an unprecedented series of events, and the unusual but very doable is being asked of us. We know it sucks. We really want to be able to do something to help, limited as our means are. The one thing we're good at is churning out content about butts and movies. With that in mind, we thought releasing the first episode of our Patreon series, 'Pauls Pitch', for everyone to enjoy, was our best way of helping, but also of saying thank you to you for being amazing, ...
Mar 24, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 233
We arrive back at the start of the journey. Seemingly nothing has changed except ourselves. Summoning our courage and loading our weapons, we pursue the man in black across the desert...and also his annoying stereotypical sister who leaves a trail of shite for us to follow/consume. Featuring: an approximation of French, sumptuousness, art, questions, fewer answers, Russian Auteurs, nonsense and no sense. Stay safe everyone! ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K ht...
Mar 17, 2020•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 232
Thanks to John Leguizamo's greatness in Spawn, we're here: one Paul who "remembers" Gamer being great and wants to share it with his best friend in the world, movie critic Paul Salt. Who will be the most loud in their opinion? Who will be the most erect whilst discussion continues? Only one way to find out: prison. Featuring: GRRRDBRTLR!, rickety-dickety-doo, intentional butts, George Orwell, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, filmskates and Ludacris. ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpL...
Mar 10, 2020•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 231
Episode 159. Serenity (2019) Welcome to the podcast where nothing is what it seems… but neither is it expected or logically realised. By which I mean both Pauls keep laughing at their own farts and booing the other’s to see who baulks first. It’s up there with the titans alright. One Good Thing About Serenity! Featuring: Mum mate, best Dad, big scary fish, Digimon PRman and Interstellar 2. ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://fa...
Mar 03, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 230
The Pauls spend some wonderful quality time with their best dad; Canadian, English, Lebanese, Hawaiian, Chinese super-man Keanu Reeves. Kanu always has some crazy japes on the go, and this time he's cloning his entire dead family. It's way funnier than it sounds. Featuring: Keanu Reeves. ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sig...
Feb 25, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 229
Chill out, dudes, because the Pauls are trippin' on back to the late 60s for this 2019 slasher film about the murder of Sharon Tate and her friends. Is it the sensitive portrayal Tate and co deserves, or a nasty expoitative piece of shit that might be the worst film the Pauls have watched to date? Either sense my tone, or listen to the episode to find out! Featuring: Tate Murders, Netflix trolling, serendipity, The Lemon Thief, Tiny Keanu Reeves, the dark chimney of the soul, the starving boy wh...
Feb 18, 2020•55 min•Ep. 228
Hi! I'm Formative Films, and I'm here to tell you a story about two awful young children who grew up to be worse than bad in their teens, but who have kind of plateaued in their thirties. They saw some films way back when, and now, for your entertainment, dear "viewer": the effect they had on those young scoundrels! Poorly remembered, eruditely recalled and said with real words and mouths - it's the Pauly Way! Featuring: um... I think... was that what it was about? ogtpod@gmail.com https://open....
Feb 11, 2020•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 227
The Pauls heed a bold plea for understanding from a time when they didn't actually understand the thing. Good intentions, low talent and some absolute madness make this the most unique docudrama you'll ever laugh your way through. Featuring: Bela Actual Legosi, David Lynch, Brisk Business, a Football Hero, no Meghan Markle, Societal Norm and Paul Salt's dwindling sense of European identity. ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://f...
Feb 04, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 226
Picture the scene: there the Pauls were just skipping down the road whilst enjoying some over-the-clothes, hand and mouth stuff when suddenly an elderly member of an oppressed minority wanders into their path and is torn to shreds. Using their elabourate network of connections they're able to escape justice, but then another member of the aforementioned minority community approaches us in the car park of a Road Chef and curses us to watch Stephen King's Thinner and find all the nice things to sa...
Jan 28, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 225
Roll for initiative and then one at a time listen to this podcast about Vin Diesel's D&D character. It's a sexy tale of witches and the man who hunts them, starring Michael Caine, Elijah Wood and Iceland the man. The Pauls and a guest Christopher Bond from Baby Beard Media all venture forth into this land of adventure and improbable facial hair. Featuring: Mint Nation, a jock nerd, the film's hardcore Australian Christian fanbase, Ygritte, the bitter curse of eternal life, sea fuckers and no...
Jan 22, 2020•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 224
SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO HERCULES! He is mighty and wants you all to listen to Paul and Paul and Sean (soon to be named Paul by the will of Hercules). Document his thunderous trip to New York in the late 1960s. Guffaw at his clumsy adventures with an elderly comedian, zoink at his baffling conflict with a man dressed as a bear, kapow at his fearsome grasp of the English language. Featuring: Hercules. Shut up! ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K https://ogtpod.podbe...
Jan 14, 2020•53 min•Ep. 223
What's gone and what's past help should be past grief. Except it's not, so the Pauls are back and revisiting the trauma that was Grown Ups 2. Is it actually the worst film they've ever covered? Or are they just jealous of Adam Sandler and his great pecks. Let's have a listen and decide for ourselves for once! Featuring: A Saw-like trap of the mind, documentation of sheer madness, Shaq, Nick Swardson, Kevin James, Pain, consideration of death and four burpsnarts. ogtpod@gmail.com https://open.spo...
Jan 07, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 222
We now have a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/ogtpod - sign up for exclusive content and some special special gifts to thank you for backing us. Thank you so much to those who have already subscribed and supported their favourite indie artists. You're the absolute best AND the wind beneath our wings AND I will always love you. We're also on Spotify. For those damn kids. But don't tell them. https://open.spotify.com/show/3rBG7cpLYwIr4ujEZE4R2K ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://...
Jan 01, 2020•2 min•Ep. 221
Well, we made it, guys: the big one-five-oh. Time for those wizened, rickety Pauls to reflect on the last three years, make sure their mission statement is intact and to settle some old scores with bad friends without giving them the chance to reply on air. To everyone who has listened, reviewed, rated and shared us with friends: thank you so, so much for your continued support, and here's to another billion years of Paulpower. Featuring: a flipping LEGACY, you goshdamn fools. ogtpod@gmail.com h...
Jan 01, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 220
WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT! Merry Christmas, Everyone and Happy Holidays too! Thank you so much for listening to One Good Thing this year. As a special treat for all the naughty boys and girls out there the Pauls decide to scrutinise an under-appreciated service intended to help blind people in a very special way. Enjoy! ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormou...
Dec 25, 2019•43 min•Ep. 218
Merry Christmas OGTeam! The Pauls meet the Halls and wish to deck them. It's a nightmarish family-friendly Broderick encounter with all the festive trimmings. Open wide! Featuring: My family, beneath teeth, excellent garbage game, and, of course, the christmas song. ogtpod@gmail.com https://ogtpod.podbean.com https://facebook.com/ogtpod https://twitter.com/ogtpod We are proud members of the Alottagreen Network – you can check out two enormous fistfuls of quality Australian content at http://alot...
Dec 24, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 219
