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One Bad Mother

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A comedy podcast about motherhood and how unnatural it sometimes is. We aren't all magical vessels! Join us every week as we deal with the thrills and embarrassments of motherhood and strive for less judging, and more laughing.
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Episodes

Ep. 35: Birth Control

Biz and Theresa talk about birth control and prove, once again, we are IN NO WAY the authorities on anything. But at least we don't tell you breastfeeding is a form of birth control! Theresa has last-minute regrets about not spending more money to make her natural birth more natural and Biz gets her haunted cradle set up. Plus, we talk with Julie of the I Like Beer And Babies blog and we admit we like her, beer, and babies.

Nov 13, 20131 hr 4 minEp. 35

Ep. 34: Halloween

This week we talk about crapping your pants because you're scared rather than just because you're 3 years old. Theresa asks the Great Pumpkin for a pregnancy hiatus, Biz loves Halloween, and we talk with Amy Storch, aka Amalah, the hilarious and insightful advice giver of Mom Smackdown. Plus, Biz predicts that by the time this show airs Theresa will have a baby!

Oct 31, 20131 hr 7 minEp. 34

Ep. 33: Baby Movies

Biz and Theresa review and discuss two very different movies about childbirth. We aren't sure which was more painful to watch...the fiction or the nonfiction movie. We also remember that we forgot to say something nice about siblings on our sibling show, and Theresa gets annoyed.

Oct 24, 20131 hr 4 minEp. 33

Ep. 32: Birth Plans and the Joys of the Third Trimester

Biz and Theresa talk about how GREAT Biz looks (really great) and we share our birth plans as if we will actually have any real control over anything ever again. We are joined by returning guest Alice Bradley, co-author of Let's Panic About Babies, to discuss all the perks of the final days of pregnancy. Example? Touching by strangers.

Oct 17, 20131 hr 5 minEp. 32

Ep. 31: Siblings Gonna Hit

Biz and Theresa announce we are pre-recording some shows in anticipation of our new babies (you're welcome), Theresa has a close call, and we talk about siblings. Are they worth the beatings? Then our fears of the emotional tolls of a second child on the first are erased when we talk with Jane Roper, author of Double Time, and mom to twins.

Oct 09, 20131 hr 6 minEp. 31

Ep. 30: Babies May Not Be a Relationship Fixer

Biz and Theresa try to figure out why babies may add strain to a relationship and how to help prevent it. Hint: Don't have a baby. Biz discovers that four-year-olds may not "get it" when you try to prepare them for major life changes and we enjoy the music and conversation of comedian and singer-songwriter Shayna Ferm.

Oct 02, 20131 hrEp. 30

Ep. 29: What Patience?

Biz and Theresa talk about preschool biting and Biz's growing lack of patience. Why don't kids understand they are driving you crazy? You tell them enough. Plus, we talk with Deesha Philyaw, co-author of Co-Parenting 101. The Brady Bunch it ain't.

Sep 26, 20131 hr 6 minEp. 29

Ep. 28: Judging and Jealousy

Biz and Theresa talk about judging and how hard it is to avoid being on the recieving and as well as the serving end. Then we talk about jealousy and how that plays into it. We are joined by returning guest Tresa Edmunds, aka Reese Dixon, for a discussion on having a child with special needs and if that in fact makes you or the child "special."

Sep 18, 20131 hr 13 minEp. 28

Ep. 27: Eat Your Vegetables!

Biz and Theresa talk about trying to feed our families good things and if that doesn't work, bribing them to eat it. Plus we talk with kitchen living expert Coryanne Ettiene who gives us AMAZING ideas for meal planning and back to school lunches. She is a genius!

Sep 12, 20131 hr 5 minEp. 27

Ep. 26: Mom Friends

Biz and Theresa talk Mom Friends: who needs them? ...OK, we kinda do. So...how do we make any?

Sep 05, 201358 minEp. 26

Ep. 25: Gender, Part Two

Biz and Theresa continue their conversation about gender and talk about all the crap you get confronted with after the child is born. Dear Girls: I hope you like pink and cats! Dear Boys: I hope you like guns and NOTHING REMOTELY FEMININE! Plus, we speak with transexual comedian and new mom, Natasha Muse!

Aug 29, 20131 hr 11 minEp. 25

Ep. 24: Gender, Part One

Biz and Theresa try to figure out what color to paint the womb! (cough) We tackle part one of our look at gender division and how it starts before the baby is even born. We also talk to blogger and full-time dad Chris Routly of DaddyDoctrines.com.

Aug 22, 20131 hr 10 minEp. 24

Ep. 23: Mom Guilt

Biz and Theresa discuss guilt issues. Surprise: Everything makes us feel guilty, including each other! We speak with Tresa Edmunds, aka Reese Dixon, lifestyle blogger, mom, mormon, activist... and that's the stuff we DON'T get to in the interview! This woman has been through it all, except possibly fire. If you need inspiring, Tresa's your woman.

Aug 15, 20131 hr 13 minEp. 23

Ep. 22: Baby Showers

Biz and Theresa try to decide whether baby showers are fun or stressful and attempt to come up with ways to feel better about the weirdness of opening presents for two hours in front of people. Bonus: Biz yells at you to ENJOY IT! Relaxing. Plus, we talk with comedian Andrea Rosen, star of Nick Mom's Take Me To Your Mother.

Aug 07, 20131 hr 4 minEp. 22

Ep. 21: Adoption

Biz and Theresa confirm we know nothing about the process of adoption and speak with comedian Morgan Brayton about her experience adopting two children.

Aug 01, 20131 hr 8 minEp. 21

Ep. 20: I Can't Hear You Over My Biological Clock

Tick, Tick, BOOM! Biz and Theresa try to give advice to a friend about bringing up the big talk to a partner...wanting kids. If only "RUN!" was suitable advice. We also talk with the very funny woman behind "The Honest Toddler," Bunmi Laditan.

Jul 18, 20131 hr 2 minEp. 20

Ep. 19: Pregnancy: The Sexy Second Trimester

Biz and Theresa discuss the second trimester and tackle such issues as "feeling great: myth or fact," genetic testing, and all the things we are about to kiss good-bye when the new baby comes. We are joined by Eden Kennedy and Alice Bradley, authors of Let's Panic About Babies.

Jul 11, 20131 hr 8 minEp. 19

Ep. 18: Don't Say Anything to Pregnant Women!

Biz and Theresa discuss what makes people feel they can talk to pregnant women about their changing bodies, in particular when they use the word "fat" as something sinister even when making a baby, and how that makes us feel. Hint: Not good. We also talk to the awesome Nicole Knepper, author of "Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind."

Jul 04, 20131 hr 14 minEp. 18

Ep. 17: Birthday Parties and Romantic Reading Time

Biz gets insulted by her nurse, Theresa has a well deserved Mom Meltdown, we talk about kids' parties and wrap it all up with contemporary romance novelist, Rebecca Rogers Maher. It is just that kind of show this week.

Jun 27, 20131 hr 15 minEp. 17

Ep. 16: Support Systems

Biz and Theresa discuss the need for support beyond our own partners and get some wisdom on the topic from singer-songwriter Eleni Mandell who is a single mom to twin toddlers conceived with the use of a sperm donor.

Jun 20, 20131 hr 11 minEp. 16

Ep. 15: Father's Day

Biz and Theresa celebrate Father's Day by attempting to disprove the advertising world's assertion that dads are idiots. We talk about our own dads and are joined by our husbands as they share their genius and fails! We call Al Madrigal, comedian, Daily Show Correspondent and host of the podcast Minivan Men, to get his advice on being a dad.

Jun 13, 20131 hr 6 minEp. 15

Ep. 14: Don't Say Mommy Brain

Biz and Theresa speak with author Anne Kreamer about the science of emotions in the workplace and what happens to our brains after having a baby. And we decide that moms have SUPERBRAINS.

Jun 06, 20131 hr 5 minEp. 14

Ep. 13: Pets and Kids

Biz and Theresa talk about our four-legged babies and all the ways they add joy and unwanted extra noise to our lives with our children. We also speak with actress, blogger, and mom, Cynthia Silver, about losing a pet and fighting reality television.

May 30, 20131 hr 12 minEp. 13

Ep. 11: Birth Stories

WARNING! This week, Biz and Theresa share their birth stories. If you are even slightly hesitant to hear such personal details, we suggest you go with your instincts and listen to our Mother's Day episode...again. Otherwise, settle in to hear about the miracle of birth in explicit, disturbing detail.

May 15, 20131 hr 4 minEp. 11

Ep. 10: Mother's Day

Biz and Theresa get so sentimental talking about moms and motherhood that we decide to go straight to the source and call our own moms. (Oh, yeah -- and we spend some time blaming/threatening our husbands for not doing enough for us on Mother's Day! Of course.)

May 09, 20131 hr 16 minEp. 10

Ep. 9: Pregnancy: The First F%&#ing Trimester

Biz and Theresa reveal some big news and (hint) talk about the first trimester of pregnancy! We also talk with Alice Bradley, one of the authors of Let's Panic About Babies!, who helps us understand what the heck is going on inside of our bodies right now and why IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

May 02, 20131 hr 8 minEp. 9

Ep. 8: Making Time for Yourself

Biz and Theresa discuss the ever-elusive notion of "time for yourself" and why it is so important. Hint, it will keep you from killing everyone. We speak with super-crafty mom blogger Natasha of LittlePinkMonster.com who helps us learn that it isn't all about glitter and homemade cat bonnets but more about respecting your limitations and allowing yourself time for you.

Apr 25, 20131 hr 12 minEp. 8

Ep. 7: Fear

Biz and Theresa share their fears as moms and talk to "The World's Worst Mom" Lenore Skenazy, host of FreeRangeKids.com and author of Free-Range Kids: How to Raise Safe, Self-Reliant Children Without Going Nuts with Worry . Lenore helps us realize what's actually causing us to be so fearful (hint: it isn't actual danger).

Apr 18, 20131 hr 8 minEp. 7

Ep. 6: Mommy Wars

Biz and Theresa peacefully protest the "Mommy Wars" and speak with Janet Casey, founder of TellAnotherMom.com, a movement to support moms.

Apr 11, 20131 hr 13 minEp. 6
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