Beth and Abbey throw on our Canadian tuxedos, have one too many martinis, and have a swan song for our beloved Emma. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming...
Jul 26, 2024•1 hr 12 min•Season 7Ep. 2
Beth and Abbey hop onto their stolen motorcycle and ride into the seventh and final season. How does Hyperion Heights compare to Storybrooke—and why did we take a pit stop in 'The Devil Wears Prada'? Gird your loins! This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Jo...
Jul 19, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 7Ep. 1
(This is a re-upload of a previous version, which had a goof. Blame the Black Fairy.) Beth and Abbey talk through the ups and (mostly) downs of Once Upon a Time Season 6. Was the Black Fairy a compelling villain? Did Rumple get his just desserts? And why was Beowulf even there? This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Eri...
Jul 03, 2024•46 min•Season 6Ep. 55
Beth and Abbey finally defeat Once Upon a Time's greatest evil... bad storytelling. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming...
Jun 25, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 6Ep. 54
Beth and Abbey look on as Henry and his family fight for the future of Storybrooke, and the nature of belief itself—but all Hook wants to do is "GET BACK TO MY WIFE." This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/grou...
Jun 14, 2024•58 min•Season 6Ep. 53
Beth and Abbey find the song in their hearts—and one of their favorite episodes of 'Once Upon a Time'. Head to Patreon to watch the video version (Dearies+ Patreon exclusive for first week): https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming OUAT Choreography/Rehearsal Playlist: https://bit.ly/3KuA3Fm 13 Going on 30 Musical: https://www.instagram.com/1330musical This week’s SwanQueen shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQue...
Jun 05, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Season 6Ep. 52
Beth and Abbey try, they really really try, to make it through "The Black Fairy" without dying inside. Oh well, at least we've got a special (video) musical episode next week! Special announcement at end of episode. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatimin...
May 30, 2024•1 hr 17 min•Season 6Ep. 51
Beth and Abbey travel "Where Bluebirds Fly" so Zelena can prove that she does, in fact, have friends outside of Storybrooke... even if she doomed him to an eternity as a tin can. Plus: Be sure to check out our updated Patreon tiers—including a brand-new category for our $10+ supporters! This week’s SnowQueen shout-out goes to: La Femme Fictionale! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecil...
May 23, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 6Ep. 50
Beth and Abbey work to wake up Snow White and Prince Charming in "Awake"... and try to figure out how old Tiger Lily actually is. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join ...
May 04, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 6Ep. 49
Beth and Abbey meet Mother (aka the Black Fairy), along with "Mother's Little Helper," and find that she's more likely to ask for the manager than she is to bring about the end of days. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Patrick Stevens! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Suppo...
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 8 min•Season 6Ep. 48
Beth and Abbey travel to Agrabah to find Jasmine's courage... and come back with a torture stick. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Samantha Hoesel! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www...
Apr 12, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 6Ep. 47
Sorry for the delay! Beth and Abbey "conclude" the story of the Serum Queen, and she's totally fine forever because the Wish Realm doesn't hold a grudge. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Pungus Magnusson A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.pa...
Apr 04, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 6Ep. 46
Beth and Abbey sense some "Ill-Boding Patterns" of their own. It's this episode. It's ill-boding. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.f...
Mar 07, 2024•1 hr 31 min•Season 6Ep. 45
It's time for Beth and Abbey to solve a mystery: a "Murder Most Foul," to be exact. What's the secret truth behind Daddy Charming's death... and how (and why?) does it involve Pinocchio? This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support u...
Mar 01, 2024•57 min•Season 6Ep. 44
Beth and Abbey find out if they're "Tougher Than the Rest" while they're stuck in the Wish Realm. Also, what's up with this emo guy? Must be Rumple's kid. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patr...
Feb 23, 2024•1 hr 7 min•Season 6Ep. 43
Beth and Abbey journey into the Wish Realm in "Wish You Were Here"—and aren't quite sure what to make of what they find. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Faceboo...
Feb 09, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Season 6Ep. 41
Beth and Abbey are totally cool with everything Rumple is doing in this episode. They're, like, 100% not enraged and about to throw chairs. Plus: The shocking truth of that mystery baby's parents! This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Patrick Stevens! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Ho...
Feb 02, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 6Ep. 40
CW: Discussions of Robin Williams and suicide from 54:20-1:01:10 Beth and Abbey get stuck behind the looking glass in "I'll Be Your Mirror," and try to figure out why the Dragon is there instead of, you know, the Magic Mirror. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: La Femme Fictionale A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson...
Jan 18, 2024•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 39
Beth and Abbey react to "Heartless," an episode that's pretty good but is probably so Snow and Charming can skip filming days. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Lindsay Halik A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our F...
Jan 12, 2024•1 hr 13 min•Season 6Ep. 38
Hello dear patrons! Beth and Abbey snack on some Pop-Tarts and dive into the "Dark Waters" with Hook and Henry—plus that ick thing we don't want to talk about but have to for some reason. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 6Ep. 37
Beth and Abbey return to the realm of Once Upon a Time for "Street Rats," featuring the live-action Aladdin remake before there was a live-action Aladdin remake. And don't forget about Evil Spa Day! This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Ho...
Nov 23, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 6Ep. 36
Beth and Abbey continue their journey into Red's past... and realize that Rumple would be no match for a teenage girl. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Pungus Magnusson! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https...
Nov 10, 2023•54 min•Ep. 35
Beth and Abbey discover a werewolf's greatest foe. It's not cloaks. It's not crossbows. It's not even silver. It's gaslighting. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: h...
Nov 07, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 34
Sorry for the delay—Beth had surgery! She's doing just fine, and happy to dive back into Red's Untold Tale. Get ready for some apple cider... and dead cows.
Oct 24, 2023•53 min•Ep. 33
Beth and Abbey venture into the woods to sell baked goods and make teenage mischief in the first two chapters of "Once Upon a Time: Red's Untold Tale"—a YA book that feels like a fresh drink of water... with or without the poppy. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Brian Sanina! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungu...
Oct 03, 2023•46 min•Ep. 32
Beth and Abbey finish "Reawakened: A Once Upon a Time Tale"—with more of a whimper than a bang. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Ashley Buscetta A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.face...
Sep 20, 2023•55 min•Ep. 31
Beth and Abbey find themselves in Jefferson's Hatter House—and don't quite know what to do once they get there. Plus: WHAT HAPPENED TO FREDERICK?!? This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Ryan Gregorakos! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.co...
Sep 15, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 30
Beth and Abbey continue on their journey through Snow and Charming's torrid affair—which is somehow even more uncomfortable in the book than it is on the show. Also, we're celebrating a special OUATiming milestone! This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Patrick Stevens A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, ...
Sep 01, 2023•46 min•Ep. 29
Beth and Abbey finish the first volume of Reawakened: A Once Upon a Time Tale—and still feel pretty darn confused. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Lisa Slack! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictional, Pungus Magnusson, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: ht...
Aug 25, 2023•35 min•Ep. 28
Beth and Abbey continue their journey through Reawakened: A Once Upon a Time Tale—a book that loves to ask: "What if we just had Henry explain all the good stuff?" This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Lindsay Halik! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Pungus Magnusson, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Ashley Buscetta, and Brian Sanina. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: ...
Aug 18, 2023•46 min•Ep. 27
